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From Superman to The Naked Gun, these WTF movie plot twists left everyone shook.
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00:00Not all plot twists can be quite so great.
00:03Sometimes they have the opposite effect and call the entire movie's logic into question, which isn't a good thing.
00:11And then there are those plot twists that, good or bad, simply weren't predicted by anyone.
00:16They came swinging so wildly out of left field that everyone was caught off guard for better or for worse.
00:23You in here, this is WhatCulture, and here are just a few recent movie plot twists nobody saw coming.
00:30First up, Clark's parents wanted him to conquer Earth.
00:35Superman
00:35James Gunn's Superman isn't a film that many expected to have a genuinely jolting plot twist, and yet, here we
00:43are.
00:43At the start of the film, we see Superman, David Corrensweat, being soothed with a message from his Kryptonian birth
00:49parents, Jor-El and Lara Lorvat, played by Bradley Cooper and Angela Sarafian, respectively.
00:55However, said message was damaged during transit to Earth, and later on Nicholas Holtzlegs Luther has the missing passage of
01:04the message restored, where Clark's parents implore him to conquer Earth and take many wives to rebuild the Kryptonian race.
01:13Now, at first, many might assume that Luther has doctored the remains of the message to help turn public opinion
01:19against the Man of Steel.
01:21But, in a particularly ballsy move, Gunn makes pains to point out that there are no Stanagans afoot, and the
01:27message is 100% legit.
01:29Yeah, it's certainly a reveal that left many superfans upset, including me, because I think we've already done that with
01:37the Batman the other year, but whatever.
01:38It did also do a great job of bolstering one of the film's central themes, that Clark became a beacon
01:44of hope because of how he was nurtured by his Earth parents, the Kents.
01:48So, to that end, it works pretty well, although I do think we've kind of maybe hit peak capacity on
01:54evil origins for parents and comic movies.
01:57I don't know, let me know your thoughts down in the comments.
01:59Next up, Jasper Briggs is Jim Phelps' son, Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning.
02:05Considering that Mission Impossible filmmaker Christopher McQuarrie vocally decried the excess of fanservice in modern franchise cinema,
02:14it is a bit baffling that he committed a lamely fanserving sin of his own in the series' most recent
02:20and apparently final entry.
02:23Midway through Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning, we learn that Shea Wiggum's Jasper Briggs,
02:29the US intelligence agent who has been pursuing Ethan Hunt and his team for the past two films,
02:34is actually really named Jim Phelps Jr.
02:37As in, he's the son of Jim Phelps from the original TV show, who was then played by John Voight,
02:43the IMF leader from the original Mission Impossible movie,
02:46who was controversially revealed to be the film's surprise antagonist back when it debuted in the 90s.
02:52It was definitely a surprising reveal, though less because it made sense,
02:56more because it came so wildly, randomly out of left field.
03:00More to the point, the rest of the film does so little with it,
03:03and Phelps Jr. as a character, that you really have to wonder why McQuarrie bothered at all,
03:08especially in a film that's already so excessively bloated with subplots and characters.
03:14Next up, Virginia dies in the opening scene.
03:17Happy Gilmore 2
03:19Happy Gilmore 2 didn't exactly seem like a movie that needed a jolting twist to kick things off,
03:25and yet the belated comedy sequel began with the shock death of Happy's beloved wife,
03:31Virginia, played by Julie Bowen of Modern Family fame.
03:34In its opening montage sequence, bringing us up to speed on Happy's life over the last near 30 years,
03:40we learn that Julie was killed in a freak golfing accident when Happy accidentally hit her in the head
03:47with one of his golf balls.
03:49And because that's not horrifying enough, it also happened on Mother's Day.
03:53More like sad Gilmore, am I right?
03:56Given that Virginia was a well-liked character from the first film,
04:00who many were looking forward to seeing again in Happy Gilmore 2,
04:04there was considerable surprise and disappointment that she got the axe quite so blatantly.
04:09The marketing certainly didn't hint at this happening at all,
04:14so it caught just about everyone off guard.
04:16Either way, it just felt like a trite and somewhat unimaginative way to introduce conflict for Happy.
04:22Basically, treating his wife and the mother of his children like a disposable plot device.
04:27And I know, Happy Gilmore 2 is not meant to be high art, but this still kind of just stunk.
04:33Next up, Edith, The Accountant 2
04:36The Accountant 2 is a decidedly sillier and more fun film than its predecessor,
04:42but even so, its big plot twist is so cartoonishly ridiculous
04:47that it stretches the story's internal credibility to near breaking point.
04:52In the sequel's very first scene, we meet an assassin called Anais,
04:56played by Daniela Pineda, who is tasked with helping locate a Salvadorian family pictured in a photograph.
05:02But the big ol' rub is that this character actually is the mother shown in said photo,
05:09called Edith, who was involved in an accident, lost her memories,
05:12and woke up with the case of Acquired Savant Syndrome,
05:15allowing her to quickly become a ruthless, self-taught assassin.
05:19As for why she looked so different from Edith,
05:22well, she also had facial reconstructive surgery following the accident,
05:27inexplicably making her look completely different while having no visible surgery scars or marks whatsoever.
05:34It's deeply, deeply silly, and though the film doesn't take itself particularly seriously,
05:39it's still a major ask of the audience to accept something so fundamentally just bizarre.
05:44Frank Drebin Sr. Becomes an Owl, The Naked Gun
05:49Beyond the genuine plot twist of the recent reboot of The Naked Gun actually being good,
05:55it had one more big surprise in store.
05:57A cameo from original protagonist Frank Drebin,
06:01who was of course played by the legendary Leslie Nielsen.
06:04The film as a whole seems to relish making fun of lazy, mawkish legacy sequels,
06:09and while another filmmaking team might have strained to give the late, great Nielsen
06:13some sort of garish cameo via ghoulish AI deepfake shdanigans,
06:18filmmaker Akiva Schaefer ultimately came up with something far better.
06:22Instead, Frank Drebin Sr. reappears in the film's climax in the guise of an Owl
06:27who helps airlift his son, Frank Jr., played by Liam Neeson, to safety
06:32and helps him foil the villain Richard Kane.
06:35And yeah, apart from just being really, really funny,
06:37it's also a fittingly absurd riposte to legacy sequels
06:41and their obsession with raking back over past glories in regularly tacky fashion.
06:47Because who, in their right mind, expected Frank Drebin Sr. to be reincarnated as an Owl?
06:53Eric isn't a blood relative.
06:56Final Destination Bloodlines
06:58If you thought the Final Destination franchise couldn't come up with a better twist than the previous films,
07:04it's actually a prequel surprise,
07:06while the team behind Final Destination Bloodlines tried their level best to get one over on audiences once again.
07:13After protagonist Stephanie's uncle Howard dies,
07:16the next family member in Death's firing line is assumed to be Howard's eldest son, Eric.
07:22However, just when it seems like Eric is going to be brutally killed off at the tattoo parlor where he
07:27works,
07:28he actually manages to survive and it's instead his sister Julia who perishes next courtesy of a trash compactor.
07:36As the traumatized and confused family tries to make sense of it,
07:40Eric's mother Brander, played by April Tellick,
07:43breaks the news that Eric was actually the product of an affair and not Howard's biological son.
07:48Of course, this means that Eric was never on Death's list to begin with,
07:52which seemingly makes him safe.
07:55It was one hell of a clever way to flip the script,
07:58even if Eric still ended up suffering a death by MRI machine,
08:03when he tried to stop Death from claiming his half-brother Bobby, played by Owen Joyner.
08:07Pete Wins, But Not Ray, The Long Walk
08:11The recent adaptation of Stephen King's dystopian novel The Long Walk is extremely faithful to the tone of the source
08:19material,
08:20though it takes some unexpected liberties with the plot at the very end.
08:24Readers of the book will know that protagonist Ray Garrity,
08:27here played by Cooper Hoffman,
08:29wins the titular Endurance Trial after his pal Pete McGreece, played by David Johnson here,
08:35blindly sits down and accepts his fate,
08:37and the seemingly unstoppable Billy Stebbins, played by Garrett Waring,
08:41suddenly falls over dead.
08:43But the film deviates sharply from this ending by having Stebbins give up,
08:47before Ray decides to sit down and die,
08:50leaving Pete the surprise winner instead.
08:53And while the novel ended ambiguously with Ray walking past the Major,
08:57here played by Mark Hamill,
08:59and jogging off into the night,
09:01here Pete shoots the Major dead with a rifle,
09:04and walks off to parts unknown.
09:06The ending is certainly still effective,
09:09but some nevertheless felt that the changes from the source were unnecessary,
09:13and in the case of Pete's execution of the Major,
09:16a little bit too Hollywood by comparison.
09:19Harry Had Leg Lengthening Surgery
09:22Materialists
09:23Celine Song's Materialists was marketed as a relatively breezy romantic dramedy,
09:30and so few were expecting it to be quite so weird.
09:34But weird it was.
09:35Matchmaker Lucy, played by Madame Web herself, Dakota Johnson,
09:39spends the film pulled between the romantic interest of her working class ex, John,
09:44played by Chris Evans,
09:45and the slick, suave, wealthy Harry, played by Pedro Pascal.
09:50In many respects, Harry seems too good to be true.
09:53He's handsome, rich, charming as hell,
09:56he's Pedro Pascal,
09:57and it means that he could offer Lucy one hell of a sweet life.
10:01And then the mid-film twist drops that Harry isn't quite so perfect,
10:06or rather, he wasn't born that way.
10:09Lucy notices a scar on Harry's leg
10:12before he reveals that he's had leg lengthening surgery
10:15to add six inches to his height,
10:18to the eye-watering cost of 200,000 smackeroons.
10:23Harry insists that this changed his life for the better,
10:26and though it doesn't change how Lucy feels about him,
10:29and not should it, really,
10:30it does make her realize that she viewed him less as a love interest
10:33than a box-checking exercise,
10:35prompting them to then break up.
10:38It's a twist that tap dances on the fringes of absurdity,
10:41though considering the surgery is very much real
10:44and has been on the rise in the last five years,
10:46the film can just about get away with it.
10:49The Kids Rip Gladys Apart
10:51Weapons
10:53Zack Greger's Weapons is one hell of a wild ride,
10:57and even once it's revealed that the 17 banished children
11:00were enchanted by a witch called Gladys,
11:03played by a brilliant Amy Madigan,
11:05few could have possibly anticipated how it would all come to a head.
11:09In the film's bonkers finale,
11:11Gladys' nephew, Alex, played by Carrie Christopher,
11:14takes a strand of Gladys' hair from her wig
11:17and reenacts the strange spell she's used throughout the film
11:20to enchant people to do her bidding as her own personal weapons.
11:25Doing so prompts the 17 enchanted children
11:28to start heading towards Gladys herself,
11:31hilariously chasing her through the neighborhood
11:33like Gladys seeking missiles
11:35before they finally tackle her to the ground
11:37and things get a bit, you know, bitey and goopy.
11:40At this point, the kids then rip Gladys apart
11:43with feral abandon,
11:44leaving behind nothing but chunks of crimson meat,
11:47her death freeing her victims from her control,
11:50even though some of the kids are still left
11:52just maybe a little smidge canatonic at the end of the film.
11:55And yeah, this was as surprising
11:57as it was outrageously satisfying.
11:59To see one of the year's most vile,
12:02but entertaining villains get destroyed
12:04in such brutal and uproariously funny fashion,
12:07you love to see it.
12:08Naru is in stasis.
12:11Predator, Killer of Killers
12:13Predator, Killer of Killers was a damn fun time
12:16and had quite the unexpected zinger
12:19in store for fans of the series' previous live-action film,
12:22Prey.
12:23At the end of the film,
12:24Viking warrior Ursa, played by Lindsay Lavanshi,
12:27sacrifices herself to let Roden Kenji,
12:30played by Luis Zawa Changchen,
12:32and American soldier John, played by Rick Gonzalez,
12:35escape from the Predator planet they're being kept on.
12:38Ursa is recaptured by the Predators
12:41and put back into stasis,
12:43where she's revealed to be stored alongside Naru,
12:46played by Amber Midthunder,
12:48the protagonist of Prey.
12:50While some fans maybe felt that this epilogue
12:52undercut the ending of Prey
12:54by revealing that Naru just got captured afterwards,
12:57it was nevertheless a fun and unexpected way
13:00to suggest she'll be back in a future installment.
13:03And almost two months after Killer of Killers was released,
13:05an extended epilogue was added to the film,
13:08revealing that Ursa and Naru were in stasis
13:11alongside Dutch and Mike,
13:13Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Glover,
13:16the protagonist of the original two Predator movies.
13:19Though it remains to be seen what this could all be leading to,
13:22it's certainly neat to see Dan Trappenberg
13:25bringing the series' most disparate characters closer together.
13:28The masked man is the meter guy, Drop.
13:32The recent horror thriller Drop revolves around a woman, Violet,
13:37played by Megan Fahey,
13:38who is terrorized by anonymous airdrop messages threatening her family.
13:43And the culprit is eventually revealed to be Richard,
13:46played by Reed Diamond,
13:47a man who intends to assassinate her date, Henry,
13:50played by Brandon Sklenor.
13:52But then there's the matter of the masked henchman,
13:54who assists Richard by heading to Violet's house
13:57and taking her son Toby, played by Jacob Robinson,
14:01and sister Jen, played by Violet Bean, hostage.
14:04In the finale, Violet heads home to take on the henchman,
14:07who removes his ski mask in a manner that suggests
14:10the audience is supposed to recognize his actual face.
14:13Yeah, he's the most generic-looking dude imaginable,
14:16no offense,
14:17and resembles at least three other characters we meet during the film.
14:21As it turns out, though,
14:22the guy is actually the man who read Violet's electric meter
14:26at the very start of the film.
14:28But because the guy was on screen for literally 10 seconds
14:32and had a completely unremarkable, unmemorable face,
14:36the big reveal at the end falls hilariously flat,
14:40ultimately leaving many totally confused.
14:43Though spoon-feeding the audience is often a bad thing,
14:47in this case, it actually would have been smart
14:49to show maybe a quick flashback to the meter reading scene,
14:52just for the sake of clarity.
14:54Lena is Eve's sister, Ballerina.
14:58John Wick's spin-off Ballerina definitely isn't a film
15:01that needed a twist.
15:03Like, at all?
15:04But hey, they just slapped it on there anyway.
15:08During the movie,
15:09we're eventually introduced to Lena,
15:12played by Catalina Sandino-Moreno,
15:14a high-ranking member of the Assassin cult
15:17led by the villainous Chancellor,
15:18played by Gabriel Byrne.
15:20Given that Moreno is an Oscar-dominated actress,
15:23it was reasonable to assume that she'd have a major role to play.
15:27But even so,
15:28it's a reveal basically totally out of nowhere
15:31that she's actually the sister of protagonist Eve,
15:35played by Anna de Armas.
15:37The twist is fielded out in strangely half-assed fashion,
15:40as though even the filmmakers didn't really believe in it,
15:43before Lena swiftly dies a few minutes later
15:46and doesn't even get much of a meaningful interaction
15:49with her sibling sister at all.
15:51Considering how much has been written
15:53about Ballerina's extensive reshoots,
15:56it's easy to believe that this plotline
15:57was hastily introduced in post-production
16:00in order to maybe shoehorn
16:02some added emotional resonance to Eve's story.
16:05Doesn't quite work though in practice.
16:08Dennis Lied About Having A Twin
16:11And Got Rocky Killed
16:13Twinless
16:14James Sweeney's terrific new black comedy Twinless
16:18was marketed as a film about two young men.
16:21Roman and Dennis,
16:22played by Dylan O'Brien and Sweeney respectively,
16:25who become codependent friends
16:26after meeting at a support group for Twinless twins,
16:30each of them grieving the death of their own twin.
16:33But Sweeney's film is full of unexpected twists and turns
16:36that are doled out over the course of its run time.
16:39In the first act,
16:40we learn that Dennis was actually romantically involved
16:43with Roman's twin brother Rocky,
16:45and more to the point,
16:47he was inadvertently responsible for Rocky's death,
16:50angrily calling him into traffic
16:52where he was hit and killed by a car.
16:55Since then,
16:55Dennis has effectively been stalking Roman,
16:58and to somehow make it even worse,
17:01it's later confirmed that Dennis never had a twin,
17:03simply fabricating the story so he could attend the support group
17:07and get close to Roman.
17:09It's deliciously twisted stuff
17:11and executed with incredible tonal mastery by Sweeney,
17:15at once delivering on the compelling promises of the trailer,
17:18but also offering so, so much more.
17:21Sarah was a honey trap.
17:24Relay
17:24David McKenzie's mostly great new crime thriller Relay
17:29revolves around Ash, played by Rees Ahmed,
17:31a fixer who serves as a go-between for whistleblowers
17:34and the companies they expose.
17:37His latest case, though,
17:38sees him trying to help whistleblower Sarah Grant,
17:41Lily James,
17:42safely escape the reach of a corporation
17:44whose misdeeds she'd planned to expose.
17:47In the third act,
17:48Sarah is kidnapped by agents working for the corporation,
17:52and after Ash,
17:53who is now also romantically interested in Sarah,
17:56races to rescue her,
17:58she ends up tasering him.
18:00It is then revealed that Sarah is actually the leader of the operatives,
18:04and the entire whistleblower story was false.
18:07It was actually all part of a complex sting operation
18:10cooked up by the corporation
18:12to trap Ash because of a previous whistleblower he helped escape.
18:17Effectively, Sarah was used as a honey trap to lure Ash out,
18:21force him to let his guard down,
18:23and then capture him.
18:25Though it's an interesting and unexpected twist,
18:28it's also howlingly convoluted
18:31and so falls apart under even the slightest scrutiny,
18:34which reminds me a lot of an old Kevin Costner
18:36and Gene Hackman movie,
18:38No Way Out,
18:38where a similar end twist happens
18:41that kind of just ruins the movie.
18:42But hey, the rest of Relay, though,
18:44pretty good time.
18:45You should probably go watch it
18:46if you can get past the twisty nonsense.
18:50Todd Dies, Good Boy.
18:52The tragic irony of the recent indie horror hit Good Boy
18:57is that audiences got so preoccupied worrying over the fate of the central canine, Indy,
19:03that they didn't spare much thought for the film's human protagonist, Todd, played by Shane Jensen.
19:08Now, the pre-release discourse surrounding the movie largely consisted of folks expressing interest in the film,
19:14but not wanting to watch one where a dog dies.
19:18Enough that some outlets flat out spoil the dog's fate in their reviews,
19:22which, come on, that's not cool.
19:24But yet, obviously, Indy does not die, just for the avoidance of...
19:27All Doubt.
19:28In a devastating final twist, though, Indy's owner, Todd, sadly succumbs to the supernatural entity pursuing him throughout the film,
19:37which can be interpreted as a metaphor for the debilitating chronic lung disease he suffers with throughout the story.
19:43Seeing Indy unable to help his owner and instead be forced to accept his death
19:48ends the film on one hell of a heart-wrenching note.
19:51Just not the one a lot of people expected when that adorable old mutt was in the mix.
19:56MG is the killer.
19:59Honey, don't.
20:00Ethan Coen's new neo-noir Honey, don't, sees private detective Honey O'Donoghue, played by Margaret Qualley,
20:07investigating the deaths of several women connected to a church operated by the lecherous reverend Drew Devlin, played by Chris
20:15Evans.
20:15But as vile as Devlin is, he actually isn't the film's killer.
20:20At the very end of the story, we learn that the person responsible is MG Falcone,
20:26who, in addition to being a cop, is also Honey's lover.
20:30As it turns out, MG, played by Aubrey Plaza, was a victim of abuse at the hands of her father
20:35and ultimately killed him.
20:37Her trauma seemingly driving her insane enough that she decided to murder women who took comfort in the church for
20:43their perceived, quote-unquote, weakness.
20:45This revelation leads an incensed MG to try and kill Honey as well, who is, in turn, forced to kill
20:52her.
20:53Whether this left-field twist worked for you or not, as like the movie as a whole, it's certainly been
21:00quite divisive, few definitely saw it coming.
21:03It was Moretti's plan all along.
21:06Opus
21:08A24's rather disappointing new horror opus revolves around a journalist Ariel, played by Ayo Adabiri,
21:16who is invited to the remote compound of a legendary reclusive pop star called Alfred Moretti, played by John Malkovich,
21:22to sample his long-awaited new album.
21:25It rather predictably transpires that Moretti is operating a cult from his home,
21:30and, in the finale, encourages his followers to perform mass suicide by chugging down some poisoned champagne.
21:38Ariel is almost force-fed the drink herself until a sympathetic follower frees her,
21:43after which we cut to a two years later epilogue.
21:46Ariel has since written a book about her experience and pays a visit to an imprisoned Moretti.
21:52Then, Moretti drops the shock twist.
21:55The mass suicide was a hoax and everyone who died is still alive,
21:59having blended into society at various levels, but they plan to keep spreading his teachings.
22:05And, more to the point, Moretti always intended for Ariel to survive,
22:10knowing she'd write a book about it and inadvertently spread word of Moretti's story to the masses.
22:16Now, on one hand, the film is clearly trying to indict society and its obsession with gawking at monsters,
22:23but the immensely contrived nature of Moretti's oh-so-perfect plan makes it feel a bit too smug and mustache
22:30-twirling for its own good.
22:32Yvonne Dies Early, Caught Stealing
22:35It was quite understandably assumed that Zoe Kravitz would have a major role in Darren Aronofsky's new crime thriller,
22:42Caught Stealing, given that she was featured prominently in the film's trailers and was effectively promoted
22:47as the female lead.
22:49And while Kravitz appears throughout the first act as Yvonne,
22:52the love interest of protagonist Hank, played by Austin Butler,
22:56things take a sudden dark turn soon thereafter.
23:00Once Hank finds himself on the wrong side of the vicious Drucker brothers,
23:04played by Vincent D'Onofrio and Liev Schreiber,
23:07he realizes that Yvonne is also in danger,
23:09but upon racing back to her apartment to check on her,
23:13he finds that she's been fatally shot in the head.
23:15As major character deaths go, it's completely unceremonious and unsentimental.
23:21Kind of Friedkin-esque?
23:22Yvonne doesn't get any dying words while bleeding out,
23:25and she's just gone before Hank even gets there.
23:28It's a brilliantly effective turn,
23:30and one that solidifies the life or death stakes for Hank,
23:34who at least manages to get brutal revenge on the Druckers
23:37by killing the duo at the film's ending.
23:40Ray is the killer.
23:41I know what you did last summer.
23:43The legacy sequel to I Know What You Did Last Summer
23:47was proof positive that just because a twist is shocking
23:50does not make it effective or even basically logical.
23:54We eventually learn that the hook-wielding killer is Stevie,
23:58played by Sarah Pidgeon,
24:00who embarked on a killing spree in revenge
24:02for the accidental death of her boyfriend Sam.
24:05But once Stevie has apparently been killed,
24:08it's revealed that she had an accomplice.
24:11One of the original film's survivors,
24:14Ray Bronson,
24:15played by Fred Jones himself,
24:17Freddie Prinze Jr.
24:19Ray claims that he decided to help Stevie
24:22because he was frustrated at the town of Southport
24:25attempting to erase the original killings
24:28from its history
24:29in order to gentrify the town
24:31and boost tourism.
24:33A traumatized, infuriated Ray
24:36wanted Southport to never forget what happened,
24:38and while this twist was certainly
24:40one hell of a bold swing,
24:42it's really bad.
24:43Yeah, let's just say that there's a good reason
24:45that Scream has never done this
24:48with one of its OG characters,
24:49because it would be thoroughly jumping the shark,
24:52just as Ray's reveal was here.
24:55It's all about eye fluid.
24:57The home.
24:58The latest horror film from The Purge director
25:01James DeMonaco revolves around Max,
25:04played by Pete Davidson,
25:06a former foster child and graffiti artist
25:08who is arrested for vandalism
25:10and sentenced to community service
25:11at a retirement home.
25:13Before long,
25:14Max begins to notice
25:15some incredibly strange goings on
25:17at the facility,
25:18and while we're very clearly being led
25:20to some sort of get out-esque scenario,
25:23the particulars of it are much more surprising.
25:26In the end,
25:27it's revealed that
25:28both the staff and residents
25:29of the retirement home
25:30are part of a cult
25:32that worships the goddess Deia.
25:34So far,
25:35so freaky,
25:36but they also kidnap young people
25:38and extract a liquid
25:39from behind their eye
25:41that they call Deia's nectar,
25:43allowing them to extend their lives
25:45and remain youthful for longer.
25:47Given that the home
25:49is a relatively dull,
25:50forgettable horror flick up to this point,
25:53the utterly bonkers swing
25:54is actually really cool,
25:56especially as it leads to Max
25:57embarking on a bloodthirsty rampage
26:00against staff and residents alike.
26:02It's not enough to push the film
26:03into genuinely good territory,
26:05but hey,
26:06it has given me a new fear.
26:08There is someone out there
26:09who wants to steal my eye juice.
26:10In which case,
26:11please don't.
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