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Date: 17th June 2008

An unwitting Sharon returns and David and Nicola overhear her slagging off David to one of her friends on her mobile. Nicola confronts Sharon and they end up in a catfight!

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00:00Get an earlier star tonight.
00:04Oh, have you been promoted Nicolette?
00:07What are you staring at?
00:09Shouldn't he have a muzzle on?
00:10Oh, too much testosterone.
00:12Oh, you're flat.
00:14Oh, gross.
00:16Look, can't you just get a lead on him or something?
00:20How's this? What's up?
00:21Are you alright?
00:22Come on.
00:26The ladder's gone.
00:31The hairdressers round here still do curly perms, man.
00:35They're more used to doing dogs.
00:37Like that bitch Nicolette.
00:39You have done.
00:47Er, what are you doing with pay?
00:49What does it look like?
00:50Um, do you know we were supposed to be going on a date tonight?
00:53Oh, we're going after a reschedule.
00:54Some idiot let a dog in the B&B.
00:56Have you seen the state of his man?
00:58Can't say it makes much difference.
00:59Yeah, erm, well, what I actually wanted to say was I'd like to reschedule.
01:04Permanently.
01:05And in case you're too dense to work that out for yourself.
01:08He's dumping you, Sharon.
01:10Get used to it.
01:18You cow.
01:20What the? Sharon!
01:23Oh, yeah.
01:25Nicola!
01:27Get off!
01:28Hey, mix up, Sharon!
01:29You couldn't find the site with a real woman, could you?
01:31Who are you?
01:34Harrodin's a pair of them.
01:36You'll pay for any damage!
01:38Get off!
01:40Oh, I can see it!
01:44Oh, I can see it!
01:46David!
01:47Don't just stand there!
01:48Just stop there!
01:49Nicolette!
01:49Come on!
01:50Get off!
01:51Let go!
01:53This is an embarrassment for all concerned!
01:56Get a grip of yourself, both of you!
01:57All right, then!
02:01Oh, just you try it!
02:06Nobody, but nobody, dumped Sharon Lambert!
02:09Does that exclude the fiancée who dumped you at the altar?
02:13Cow!
02:14You're such a bitch!
02:16Ow!
02:16Stupid cow!
02:17She left.
02:19Well, he's not concussed, unfortunately.
02:22No thanks to that lunatic.
02:24Scrapping like a fishwife over some fop of a lad.
02:27Who are you calling a fop?
02:28It's David who should be upset.
02:30You should have heard her bragging about how she was going to dump him
02:33so she could pull at some flashball tomorrow.
02:36It was you.
02:38You set that vicious dog on me so it could get your claws back into him.
02:41If we're looking for vicious canines, we don't have to look any further than you.
02:44Touché, ladies, I think.
02:46Mother!
02:47You've well and truly let yourself down this time.
02:50All this twaddle about being a reformed character.
02:53So I lied.
02:54I inherited the ability from you.
02:55And you promised and swore on your granny's grave that the next glamorous do you went to,
03:01you'd take your mother.
03:03I might have known I'd get more support from your control pants than you.
03:06So I'll be seeing you and next time I get married to a millionaire,
03:10none of you are invited.
03:11Get out of me, weeple!
03:13Get out of me, weeple!
03:14Ugh!
03:14Look, basically what I did so most about my clothes,
03:14you know.
03:15I guess all these dresses...
03:15Well done at all, but you can get me done.
03:15Oh yeah, thank you so much for that.
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