00:18A is for alarm clock.
00:23I used to have one on my bedside table, but I sold it to some kid at a yard sale
00:27last year.
00:28Why?
00:38I don't need it.
00:54That's life!
00:55Sometimes I wish that let me sleep in, but I've heard that waking up at 5am every day is actually
00:59healthy.
01:01My name is Harris. I'm 15 years old, and my life is like alphabet soup.
01:06It looks pretty decent from the outside, but when you open the can, you instantly want to kill yourself.
01:12It's a messy, depressing concoction of who knows what.
01:15But when you're starving, and it's the last thing left on the shelf, you suck it up and work with
01:20what you got.
01:22Sometimes my dad hits my mom. It's been this way since I was a kid.
01:27She used to tell people she fell down the stairs at home so much that even I started to believe
01:31her.
01:32Then I remembered that we never even had a staircase.
01:35Don't be so delusional!
01:37My dad is lucky he's not in a nursing home yet, because mark my words, when he's in a wheelchair,
01:43I'll be pushing him down the stairs.
01:47I started high school five months ago. It's not so bad, but I'm still getting used to seeing grown men
01:53sit next to me in Algebra 1.
01:54If you're having trouble uploading the file to the website, please feel free to let me know, because the documents
01:59are actually due by-
02:13Oh, sorry Gus. Our lesson must have interrupted your entrance.
02:25Can I go to the bathroom?
02:26Why of course, Bridget! Go right ahead! We must be interrupting you too!
02:39Your graded papers will be given back to you on Friday. All of you passed.
02:44Well, except for you, Harris. Your paper was f***ing s***.
02:56You know, that new girl gets weirder and weirder every time I see her.
03:05I mean, where does she even come from? I've never seen her around town.
03:09Dude, last week, she reached for a backpack in the middle of class, and I could have sworn we were
03:14dead meat.
03:15Turns out it was just a toaster. She started making herself breakfast in class. Talk about psycho.
03:22Anyway, what'd you get on your history test?
03:25I don't know. Like a 47?
03:28Ha! 50. I finally beat you. You owe me five bucks.
03:32Why do teachers expect students to fully invest in school?
03:35I don't f***ing know who beats me.
03:38No, Gunther. Beats me. And my mom. My dad beats me. And my mom.
03:44How am I supposed to study for three tests while trying to banish my mom's womb?
03:48Look, I keep telling you what to do, but you just won't listen. For the hundredth time.
03:54Put one of those old baseball bats to good use. Show the man what's what.
03:57My dad is six foot two, Gunther.
03:59So? One good crack to the knees and he's shorter than you.
04:03By the way, are you coming to my house tonight?
04:05Tony's making Alfredo.
04:07Sorry, man. I can't. I seriously need to study. Grades aren't looking so good in Spanish.
04:12Aw, come on. Can't Spanish wait for one night for the best fettuccine in the town?
04:17Spanish? Yeah. My GPA? No way. Maybe next week.
04:22Alright. Suit yourself. I gotta head to class.
04:25I gotta head to class.
04:31Wish me luck.
04:39Okay. Repeat after me.
04:41In el principio.
04:44In el principio.
04:47In el principio.
04:47Good, good. Now.
04:49In el principio creyó Dios los cielos y la tierra.
04:52Y la tierra estaba desordenada y vacía.
04:55Y las teniblas estaban sobre las del abismo y el espíritu de Dios.
04:59I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
05:01-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.
05:07Hello?
05:08Hey, do you have any cream sauce? Tony's dumbass forgot to buy some.
05:13Hunter lives with his older sister, Liz, and her boyfriend, Tony.
05:25Kinda like parents, but... cooler.
05:39I don't...
05:40I don't...
05:40Sorry, go ahead.
05:41You're good.
05:42You're fine.
05:44Go ahead.
05:45Do you...
05:46Wanna...
05:47Smash Brothers?
05:48Wanna play Smash Brothers?
05:48My mom doesn't even know I'm here.
05:50I should be studying.
05:51She's at work, right?
05:52She still thinks you're with your tutor.
05:54Ugh.
05:55Maria probably called her and said I canceled tonight's session.
05:58Then...
05:59Just tell her you're spending the night.
06:00She won't care.
06:04I'm gonna...
06:05Head home.
06:06Yeah.
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