00:00What did Fromber just get?
00:02He got three.
00:03He got three.
00:04He got three.
00:04One hundred.
00:05Fifteen, hundred, something like that, yeah.
00:06And 15 or 20 pounds, too, added in there.
00:09Ooh, boy, I feel you.
00:10I feel it.
00:10I feel you.
00:11You think he's going to put on a little?
00:13He already has what that image looks like out at spring training with his new squad.
00:18Those white jerseys can be.
00:20Pushing stress on that button, Chief.
00:21Those white jerseys can be deceiving.
00:23That is fair.
00:24And at TV, it's 10 pounds.
00:26Yeah, so does a six-pack of Corona with salt and lime.
00:30Yeah, we always saw him swole up.
00:32He just looks a little more swollen now.
00:34You are so confident that that's what his drink is.
00:36He is drinking something.
00:38Well, maybe it's tajin, which has salt in it.
00:40No matter what, it's got to be sodium.
00:42There ain't no doubt.
00:43He is too puffy to not be.
00:45He loves salt.
00:46I mean, maybe it's margaritas with salt.
00:49I don't know.
00:49But there's salt that's involved somewhere along the way.
00:52Somebody said that he's a gout candidate waiting to have.
00:56Oh, man.
00:58That's awful, man.
00:59That's a WhatsApp red meat now call, bro.
01:01That's awful, man.
01:04Oh, man.
01:06I don't know, man.
01:07Maybe he's going to really turn it around when he gets in here.
01:09Gets in there, and he won't look as heavy.
01:12Maybe not.
01:13I mean, hell, I mean, look, he's pitching.
01:15It's not like guys haven't pitched with a pot belly before.
01:18No.
01:18No, it's not.
01:20Oh, God.
01:20Who was my favorite one?
01:22Minnesota Twins closer.
01:25Eddie Gordato.
01:25Now, that one.
01:26Pot belly?
01:27He had a belly.
01:28David Wells.
01:29Every day.
01:30That's who I was going with right there.
01:31Every day, Eddie.
01:32Every day, Eddie Gordato.
01:34What was the old?
01:35Did it Kurt Schilling at one point?
01:36He started to fill out a little bit or not?
01:38No, I don't think Kurt got there.
01:39Not what you're talking about.
01:41Yeah, he may have gained a few, but.
01:42Maybe Phil does coke.
01:44He, uh.
01:45Who?
01:45Sorry.
01:46Phil coke.
01:47Always.
01:48Every time I say Phil, Phil does coke.
01:50That is him, Phil.
01:52Hey, do yourself a favor.
01:55Go look up Phil coke running out of the, uh, out of the bullpen.
01:59He, he.
02:00Is this the guy who is Philly's catcher would get pissed off when he would come out?
02:05Is this same guy?
02:06The catcher would be like, oh my God.
02:07I don't know.
02:08Cause he's sprinting out of the.
02:09When he sprints, maybe Phil, I, I got Phil as a tiger.
02:13I got Phil does coke as a tiger and he would get out.
02:16He would do the, you know, the hops, the hop step that baseball players do to signify
02:21they're, they're about to start running.
02:22That's right.
02:23He would do the hops.
02:24It's gotta be the same guy.
02:25He would go.
02:26He would go real.
02:27I mean, he is bringing it.
02:28Yeah.
02:29There's a video out there.
02:30If it's the same guy as a Philly and he comes running out of the pen when they call on
02:35him
02:35and the catcher standing up and the camera goes to him and he's just, he rolls his eyes
02:39and he's shaking his head and he's so frustrated with how stupid his pitcher looks running out.
02:43Right.
02:43It might, it might be, it might, I, he may have had a run, uh, with the, uh, with the
02:49Phillies.
02:50Cause he's like pumping his arms real hard to like this.
02:54And they get old Phil in there.
02:56And they get Phil cook in there.
02:58Ah, yeah.
03:00Look at Phil get in there.
03:01Phil's out there taking off.
03:05Yeah.
03:05Hey, I'd take my sweet ass time up there, boy.
03:09I'd be up there.
03:09It'd take me all day long to get up to that.
03:11You might as well.
03:12Give me a, give me a little thing.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Hell yeah.
03:14I'm, I'm, I'm walking it in like an entrance.
03:16I'm, I'm doing it like the undertaker.
03:18Like if you're going to run, at least just don't do it like a jackass.
03:22I mean, I don't think he's deciding to do it like a jackass.
03:26I think he's, I think he's doing the best he can.
03:28That guy's probably so socially awkward.
03:31I don't know if he's doing the best he can, but he, he, he wants it.
03:34Who, who, who in that Astros, uh, who in that bullpen you want to get out there and do the
03:39Phil cook?
03:40None of them.
03:42Hell, with our injury problems, we'll pull a hamstring.
03:46Good point.
03:46We saw what happened with Jake Myers running out to center before a game ever got started.
03:50I want to see Brian King.
03:52I want to see King get him out there and just let it go.
03:55I forgot King was a thing.
03:56I want to see him.
03:57Got about him.
04:00Getting up there, breathing out all hard as hell.
04:02Give me the ball.
04:03Give me the ball.
04:04Skip.
04:06Oh my God.
04:07I miss Phil Coke.
04:08We see that.
04:09We see stayed in it.
04:10All right.
04:11Um, this, this was kind of disappointing from, from Kyle Tucker.
04:17Uh, the, uh, not surprising though.
04:20No, not surprising.
04:21It's not, um, and not surprising on the backend on who had this with ease.
04:26Uh, they were, uh, they were going to a lot of the LA Dodgers and going up to them and,
04:31and just asking them a very simple question that most Houstonians know.
04:35Even Gus and Katie.
04:39What is Mike Jones, his phone number?
04:42It's a, it's a question they were posing to many of the Dodgers players.
04:46Any Houstonian knows right off the bat what we're talking about.
04:49Yes.
04:51Cal McNair knows it.
04:53Ooh, that does.
04:54I don't think he does.
04:55Pinky ring Cal.
04:56Hell yeah, he does.
04:57You think Cal does?
04:58Hell yeah.
04:58He had to know it to get him.
04:59God, if he doesn't know it now, do you think so?
05:02I guarantee you Hannah knows.
05:03I don't know if Cal's got it.
05:04I think that question for Hannah is within the first five days.
05:09You got Mike Jones phone number?
05:10It's a good test.
05:11I don't know if Cal's got it, boys.
05:132-8-1-3-3-0.
05:153-3-0.
05:17Well, there are two people who didn't, who did have it.
05:20And then the one person who played in Houston for years is the one who didn't have it.
05:24Here are the Dodgers.
05:26Mookie Betts first.
05:28Kyle Tucker second.
05:30And, of course, Blake Snell.
05:33He knew it without, I mean, without even needing the question.
05:36Here are the Dodgers.
05:38Do they know Mike Jones' phone number?
05:40What is rapper Mike Jones' phone number?
05:46I remember this, too.
05:47I think it's 2-8-1-3-3-0-8-0-0-4.
05:51Hit Mike Jones' phone low because Mike Jones is about to blow.
05:53I see you, Mookie!
05:54It's like 8-0-0-4.
05:57I forgot the whole thing.
05:58I need the whole beat.
05:592-8-1-3-3-0-8-0-0-4.
06:01Hit Mike Jones' phone low because Mike Jones is about to blow.
06:05Which one was Tucker?
06:06He started by saying, oh, I used to know this or whatever.
06:11No, you didn't, you freaking nerd.
06:14He did.
06:14No, he did used to know it.
06:15He had the four, the last four digits.
06:18That would lead me to believe that he used to know it.
06:20How do you not at least have the 2-8-1 part of this thing?
06:23No upset at all.
06:24Blake Snell had it, I mean, like it came out yesterday.
06:28I wish I was surprised.
06:30Tucker didn't know this.
06:31I'm not one bit surprised.
06:33This is exactly why you don't re-up.
06:35He had it.
06:35This is why you don't re-up Tucker.
06:38He had it.
06:38This is why you don't re-up Tucker.
06:40This is why you don't re-up Tucker.
06:42Paul, get out of here.
06:43I'm just telling you.
06:43Your Don don't have it.
06:44It's one of the reasons.
06:45I agree, Clint.
06:46But, I mean, you got Imei coming over here from Japan.
06:49He's embracing the culture right off.
06:51Throwing out the H's.
06:52Learning English.
06:54And Kyle Tucker's dumbass can't even be a part of the culture for all the number of years he was
06:59here with the Astros.
07:00What a nerd.
07:01Get out of here.
07:02That pissed Tyler off when he heard that.
07:04Tyler, what did Tyler say?
07:05What did you say when you first heard that?
07:08It's dead-ass serious.
07:09He said he never was one of us or something like that.
07:13What would you say?
07:14I said he was never one of us, clearly.
07:17Like, he was never a Houstonian.
07:18He never embraced the H-Town culture.
07:20This guy was on his way out before he ever even got in.
07:22There's nothing about Kyle Tucker, which I said this when he was here, by the way.
07:25I'm not hating.
07:26There's nothing about Kyle Tucker that says H-Town other than the uniform.
07:30Nerd alert.
07:31Hey, man.
07:32And Blake Snell, man, he rattled that sucker off with, I mean, absolutely, without a flinch.
07:39Like, Mookie had to get back there a little bit.
07:42Mookie had to get back to that year.
07:43He gathered the whole line.
07:45Yeah, he had to get back to that year because his face, oh, Lord, boy, I hadn't thought about that
07:49in a long time.
07:49Blake looked like he rolled up to the stadium listening to me.
07:53Yeah, that's fair.
07:54He might have.
07:56Like, Blake, I'm sorry, man.
07:58I don't mean to just take a look at a book by his cover.
08:03He was smooth with it.
08:05But Blake looks like he has just done a lot of smoking weed in the car and just listening.
08:09I mean, if you think.
08:11Or a house that's a friend just smoking a lot of weed.
08:14If you went, if you just, if you said, give me the top three white guys that you think would
08:21know Mike Jones' phone numbers.
08:22Oh, he's that easy.
08:23Blake Snell, he's the first one.
08:25In there easy.
08:26I mean, that first pick.
08:28No question.
08:28Got to be.
08:29I think Bregman's got it.
08:31Bregman would be in there.
08:33Bregman.
08:33Yeah, I would say Bregman has it.
08:34No question.
08:35Bregman's got it.
08:37Ooh.
08:38Does Lance?
08:40Yes.
08:41100%.
08:41I don't know.
08:42This Lance.
08:44You're right.
08:45Whatever he's been through the last year, he may have forgot.
08:47No.
08:47He may.
08:48He went and got a grill made with Paul Wall after the 17-1 series.
08:52I know he went there, but this Lance might come out and say, oh, 804 or something.
09:00Hey, Lance, who's the Iceman?
09:03I think Altuve's got it.
09:05I don't think Altuve has it.
09:06Not a chance.
09:07I think he does.
09:07Oh, he does.
09:09I know you're wearing the GOAT shirt today.
09:11I don't think he does.
09:11I am.
09:12No, he hasn't.
09:13Jake?
09:13You got Jake Myers?
09:15No chance.
09:17No chance.
09:17I mean, he was tagging along with Tucker.
09:20I give Jake.
09:20I mean, he was Tucker's shadow.
09:22That's for it.
09:22Oh, he was Tucker's shadow.
09:23Who was it?
09:24The guy that was the fastest guy.
09:25It's one of the reasons I lost complete.
09:27The fastest guy in the history of Houston sports.
09:29Oh, Miles Straw?
09:30He has it easy.
09:31I don't know.
09:31I don't know.
09:32Oh, God.
09:32Get out of here.
09:33He was working on his 40 time all the time.
09:35He probably wasn't listening.
09:36And what do you think he was listening to?
09:37I don't have an answer for you.
09:38I'm not sure.
09:39You don't feel great about that, John Singleton?
09:41I don't think he had it.
09:42No question.
09:43John's got it.
09:45Cam, probably too young.
09:46Correa's got it.
09:47Correa's got it.
09:48Don't think Grinke probably had it.
09:50Man, come on, man.
09:51What?
09:52Grinke just had the sword, man.
09:54And Verlander has it?
09:55Oh, yeah.
09:56Yep.
09:57Verlander's got it.
09:58Brantley?
09:59Because that probably folds right into Verlander's.
10:02Springer?
10:02Around his time when he was.
10:04Springer, damn sure.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:06Springer's up there with Bregman, absolutely.
10:08Brantley, no question.
10:09Yeah.
10:10What about Marisnyk that couldn't hit Joe Kelly's slider if his life depended on it
10:13without knowing the pitch was coming?
10:15I'd say 50-50 for him, too.
10:16What about Redick?
10:17There's no chance.
10:18100%.
10:19I mean, I'm with you.
10:21Redick has it, but it's just so he could fit in.
10:24No.
10:25He does drive a Lamborghini.
10:27Yeah, I don't think he really wanted to know it.
10:29I think he just wanted to fit in.
10:30For the house that crossed me, it has a lazy river.
10:33I think that should.
10:34I mean, honestly, I'm still struggling with that.
10:35I've struggled with him since he called Tyler's wife.
10:38I've been a Redick fan.
10:41When I walked up that golf tournament and saw that car, I may have lost respect.
10:45Well, all righty.
10:47And I know he's got some wrestler in him, so there's a little bit of a showman there,
10:50more so than just arrogant, thinks he's that cool.
10:54But I still can't get that.
10:55I just can't imagine.
10:57Woo!
10:58I can't imagine having a logo inside of a Lamborghini.
11:00Text line coming through.
11:01Top three in the NFL.
11:02Max Crosby, J.J. Watt, Travis Kelsey.
11:05All three.
11:06Top three.
11:06Mike Jones phone number.
11:08Sure J.J. got it?
11:09I'm proud of you.
11:10I'm proud of you.
11:10I'm proud of you.
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