00:00Tell Me Lies, season three, finale, Lucy and Stephen driving off into the sunrise, all
00:08of a sudden being out west, it looks like.
00:10Did you know what was going to happen?
00:11Oh, spoiler alert.
00:13He's not dead.
00:15Did you know what was going to happen?
00:17The internet wants him dead.
00:18I mean, fans are like, I won't rest unless he dies in the finale.
00:21And again, spoiler alert, he doesn't die.
00:24He's alive.
00:25He is literally unkillable.
00:26And he pretty much gets away scot-free.
00:28He gets his big hot mic moment.
00:30He gets to drop the mic, be like, you know what, expose, expose.
00:33He's like, to set the record straight, Lucy and I had sex this morning.
00:36They've been having sex all year.
00:38But that was hilarious.
00:40And he reviews it.
00:42I love that.
00:43He's like, to summarize.
00:44Yeah.
00:44And he just walks away unscathed.
00:46However, OK, I really did think about this.
00:50I was like, he didn't die.
00:51And that's a bummer.
00:52Right.
00:52But he has.
00:54He didn't get the Macy treatment.
00:55He didn't.
00:56And that's unfair.
00:56Let's just get every thought and feeling out because it's a lot of them.
01:00Go.
01:02Obsessed with Evan smashing his face in the cake.
01:04I was literally cackling.
01:05OK, but why was the cake still standing at 3 a.m.?
01:08Right.
01:08Also, like, I know.
01:09It's like, oh, you don't eat the cake, I guess, at this event?
01:11I think Brie and Wrigley looking at each other and, like, being like, you know what?
01:15Whatever.
01:15We have each other after this.
01:17Hilarious.
01:17Evan letting loose.
01:18I mean, Pippa and Diana just being like, f*** all of you, honestly.
01:21Off we go.
01:22We're happy with our lives.
01:24I loved it.
01:25I thought that was like a telenovela masterpiece.
01:28So we got the answer.
01:30Who released the tape?
01:31Yes.
01:32Brie.
01:32Brie seems to have moved past it.
01:35Yes.
01:35She released the tape.
01:36I think she felt bad about it, but she felt like she had to do it.
01:39And then by the time we're in 2015 at the wedding, it does seem like she truly loves Lucy and
01:45Lucy's a bridesmaid, whatever.
01:47However, I know she still hates her.
01:48You want to know why?
01:49Why?
01:50She put her in the ugliest bridesmaid dress.
01:53Yeah.
01:53Not only is it seafoam green, which is just a tough color, she chose the worst silhouette for Lucy.
02:00A cap sleeve fitted.
02:01It is hard to make her look bad.
02:02I was like, you know what?
02:03You deserve it.
02:04Your stupid cap sleeve dress and your ugly hairdo.
02:07It had to end like that?
02:08It had to be Lucy and Steven, I think, as that last scene.
02:12That just makes sense to me.
02:14But I do think it's like, Lucy was never going to, what, go home alone?
02:19She was never going to do that.
02:20We've never seen her do that.
02:21She wasn't going to stay with Brie, who she's just learned has betrayed her and kept a secret for a
02:26decade.
02:26And also, Brie's more concerned about going to find Wrigley anyway.
02:30Well, that's what I'm hoping.
02:32But another open-ended thing.
02:34I need answers.
02:35Does Brie, Wrigley, and Wrigley's sleek man bun end up riding into the sunset?
02:41My read of that was that they do, that she's like...
02:44The look.
02:44Yes.
02:45She's like, wow, Evan's so sad.
02:47He's screaming at Wrigley.
02:48But they make eye contact.
02:49They're like, you know what?
02:50We're getting what we wanted out of this.
02:52And hopefully their first stop is the barbers, because he's way hotter with shorter hair.
02:56Absolutely.
02:57That is not even an opinion.
02:58That's a fact.
02:59Yeah.
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