00:00Have you ever suffered the injustice of being a person of color in this world?
00:06Have you ever had someone tell you how impressed they are, how well you speak English without
00:11an accent?
00:12Why do you wear so much like this?
00:14Speak English, mom.
00:16Or are you just tired of the way white folks look at you?
00:19If you can't beat them, be them.
00:30I have some sad news, I'm not going to run for prom queen.
00:35Gag.
00:35You think Olivia's racist and stupid, so help me beat her for prom queen.
00:42I have a whole plan.
00:45Vote for me.
00:46Vote for me.
00:52I've decided I'm going to endorse one girl for prom queen.
00:55Someone we all want to be irregardless of prejudice.
00:57I can see your black roots.
01:01Ew.
01:06Hello?
01:08Don't be shy.
01:09What is this place?
01:11We help you reach your true potential.
01:15Welcome to ethnic modification.
01:21Three, two, one.
01:27This is my favorite part.
01:32How are you feeling?
01:34It's good to be white.
01:39Hey, new girl.
01:41Hey.
01:42Come sit.
01:46I just gave myself an upgrade.
01:48Finally be treated the same as everybody else.
01:52Look at what you've done to yourself.
01:54What happened?
01:56Hey, I'm busy.
01:57I'm busy.
01:58I'm busy.
01:58I'm busy.
01:59I'm busy.
02:12How wonderful is it to be white?
02:16Do yourself a favor.
02:17Get tickets to a Michael Buble concert.
02:19That experience as a white person will change with life.
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