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Oops,_I_Married_My_Bestie's_Brother
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00:00:12hey birthday girl my brother said you missed your date with him last night what happened
00:00:32oh my god who the fuck did i marry
00:00:52get in get in get in get in get in get in get in the car oh my god oh
00:00:55my god
00:00:55hi i miss you okay seat belt buckle up buckle up
00:01:04you have a lot of explaining to do your new car smells really good by the way and so familiar
00:01:12ugh it's my older brother's car mine is in the shop i didn't realize you had another brother wish
00:01:17i didn't but let's talk about how you blew off my other brother pierce
00:01:28seriously l what happened how am i supposed to tell her that i got married in vegas last night to
00:01:33someone i don't even know are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are
00:01:42married l you are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there kennedy has no idea just
00:01:48how
00:01:48much i put myself out there last night i'm staging an intervention oh l you are behind on your rent
00:01:56you are always begging your clients to pay you on time i am not going to let you struggle you
00:02:01are
00:02:01my hey look at me look at you are my best friend got it yeah besides the guest house is
00:02:08empty ever
00:02:08since pierce moved out uh it is very modest though sorry in advance oh here we are i'm gonna puke
00:02:16oh window window
00:02:30this is modest oh you should see the aspen house
00:02:39here are my brother's keys
00:02:43uh looks like you got company sir
00:02:50go around the block svin go now
00:03:00who's that that is pierce's manager and an emotionless psycho oh you want to avoid him like
00:03:07the plague wait god why do you even need to marry rich this is where you grew up yes but
00:03:14now i can
00:03:14spend floyd's money and not my mom's and that is my contribution to feminism oh shall we
00:03:26here it is the guest house
00:03:31welcome home el i love it thank you
00:03:40i just want the best for you no one should feel alone especially not at your age the love of
00:03:47your
00:03:47life is on his way i can feel it come to pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your
00:03:54date
00:03:55i know girl i'm speechless too no i i can't actually go on a date with your brother
00:04:03why not because
00:04:09because i'm married
00:04:15because i'm married what what do you mean who what where who who is he is that him is that
00:04:25him
00:04:25show me show me to me please help holy
00:04:33is he a 15 carats boutique you know that police's starting price is like fifty thousand dollars
00:04:39fifty thousand dollars no i can't i have to i have to tell him to get something less expensive
00:04:45to get something smaller i'm sorry wait are you serious you're actually considering staying with
00:04:49this guy he is clearly sending you photos of rings to log bomb you i'll handle this affinity don't
00:04:54oh yes i want the biggest rock they have that is right mr c the biggest and spare no expense
00:05:04do not send that do not do not
00:05:08too late if this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun he has
00:05:18no idea
00:05:18who he is dealing with you better just hope he's not with the cartel
00:05:25and spare no expense
00:05:28why would they be together is that the lucky lady no definitely not oh well how lucky is she that
00:05:37she
00:05:38gets a friend with such great taste yeah how nice is everything okay sir you idiot out of all people
00:05:46you married kennedy's best friend
00:05:54take this one what would you like the card to say
00:06:012l for mr c
00:06:07okay well i am gonna go get a facial and you can help yourself to some thai
00:06:12food it's in the main house back entrance doors always open and how you like that peanut sauce
00:06:17girl okay i love you love you
00:06:21you need a nap
00:06:26renovations on your new house still ongoing sir yeah yeah so go to the maholan house for now
00:06:30as long as kennedy isn't there mate said she left 10 minutes ago okay good go go
00:06:50i can't believe i'm married and who knows if i'll ever even see him again
00:07:09hi katie hi sir okay i have to schedule a really important dinner this gift is for her
00:07:15do you think you can look after it while i make some phone calls you never have someone special
00:07:21of course i'll put it right here until you're ready thank you
00:07:24do you think you can look after it while you're ready to go to the next episode
00:07:39i'm me
00:07:41no
00:07:51Oh, no.
00:07:53Oh, no.
00:07:53How did...
00:07:54How did he know where I am?
00:07:57Call the cops.
00:07:59Call the cops.
00:07:59Call the cops.
00:07:59Call the cops.
00:08:01Hi.
00:08:01911, what's your emergency?
00:08:03Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:07I got...
00:08:08I have a stalker.
00:08:09And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:13Please hurry, quick, quick.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Okay, just calm down.
00:08:22Who?
00:08:24Who called the cops?
00:08:27No, you're fine.
00:08:28You're fine.
00:08:29You're fine.
00:08:30You're fine.
00:08:30You're fine.
00:08:31Whoa!
00:08:32What are you doing here?
00:08:37Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:48David!
00:08:48What?
00:08:49Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:50Calm down.
00:08:51Put down the lamp.
00:08:52You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:55You're a creep.
00:08:56I didn't follow you.
00:08:56Oh, dude, I live here.
00:08:58No, you don't.
00:08:58This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:00Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:01I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:03Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:06Okay, it is.
00:09:07It is.
00:09:07It is.
00:09:08I...
00:09:09I am...
00:09:10her brother's manager.
00:09:13You...
00:09:14That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:16And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:18Oh.
00:09:19You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:23Yes.
00:09:24For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:26Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:33Okay.
00:09:33So you're not a stalker?
00:09:36No.
00:09:38Yeah, good.
00:09:39Disarm your lamp.
00:09:41I'm...
00:09:41disarm me.
00:09:43Okay.
00:09:44Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:46So, okay.
00:09:48We're...
00:09:48Both...
00:09:49living here.
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:52Yup.
00:09:53Yup.
00:09:53And I...
00:09:54clearly made a mistake.
00:09:56So I'm gonna...
00:09:59LAPD.
00:10:01Hello?
00:10:08LAPD.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:10Well, I thought you were stalking.
00:10:12Oh, clearly I'm not.
00:10:13Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:15No, I know that now.
00:10:17Hello?
00:10:19I'm coming, officer.
00:10:21Just...
00:10:23What?
00:10:24Ah, good afternoon, officer.
00:10:26We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:29Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:31Yeah.
00:10:32Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:35This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine, and thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:42Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:44I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:46Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:51I...
00:10:51I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:58Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:10:59Uh, the thing is...
00:11:01It was me, officer.
00:11:04Ha!
00:11:05Ha!
00:11:05Oh, so wait.
00:11:07You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:13It was an honest mistake.
00:11:14Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:17I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:18It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:19Uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife?
00:11:22By the way, she's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:25Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:25I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwells.
00:11:30Yeah.
00:11:31Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:32Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:34I appreciate it.
00:11:35Oh, absolutely.
00:11:36Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:36I will.
00:11:38Cool.
00:11:38Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:44We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:47Shit.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:52Let me explain.
00:11:53I had my reasons.
00:11:56For reasons?
00:11:57For what?
00:12:00For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:04Okay, look.
00:12:06I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:08And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:16Why are you laughing?
00:12:18Nothing, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:24Mm-hmm.
00:12:25And we got married last night.
00:12:31Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:33You know?
00:12:34No, no, no.
00:12:35My life is such a shit show.
00:12:38All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner,
00:12:43and here I am married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim that's, oh, who
00:12:55insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:12:58Like, he's like some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:03That's great.
00:13:03This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:08I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:12Okay.
00:13:13You doing, I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:15You doing it, it's going to make.
00:13:17Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:13:19Just breathe.
00:13:20Breathe.
00:13:21Okay?
00:13:21Are you good?
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:27Mr. C.
00:13:29Whatever your name is.
00:13:32We need to get a divorce.
00:13:38We need to get a divorce.
00:13:39We need to get a divorce.
00:13:40What?
00:13:40Clearly, I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:43My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not.
00:13:46And that's fine, but I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:49I do.
00:13:49I know part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:52Okay.
00:13:53What?
00:13:54Okay, so, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:13:57Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:13:58Just a couple and just a few.
00:13:59But it's not funny yet.
00:14:01It's not funny, it's not funny.
00:14:02Mm-hmm.
00:14:03So, I know though for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:08Oh, yeah.
00:14:09How do you mean for a fact?
00:14:11Mm-hmm.
00:14:11How?
00:14:13Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:28So, so, here's what we're gonna do.
00:14:30I am gonna go pack my things.
00:14:31I'm gonna go pack my things, and then I'm gonna get a lawyer.
00:14:33And then he's gonna-
00:14:34Okay, oh my god.
00:14:35Can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:37No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taken care of on my own.
00:14:40I think we're-
00:14:40What are you doing?
00:14:42You don't stop talking.
00:14:43Stop!
00:14:43Let me go!
00:14:44No!
00:14:45Put me down!
00:14:45Oh my god!
00:14:46Shh!
00:14:52Oh!
00:14:53Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:55If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:01Hey, come here.
00:15:06Alright.
00:15:07What am I looking at?
00:15:08Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:11Okay, just dirt.
00:15:11Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:16Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:22So am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:26Neither.
00:15:27My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances.
00:15:33But something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:39Look, Elle.
00:15:41I'm a rational man.
00:15:43The fact that you and I are living here in L.A.
00:15:45Where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:49I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:51The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:53Yeah, they are.
00:15:54But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:00How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:05Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:10What are you proposing?
00:16:1330 days.
00:16:14We give it a shot.
00:16:15Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:17And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:22What do you say?
00:16:29For like a 30 day trial?
00:16:32I'm a business man, aren't I?
00:16:34Yeah.
00:16:35You are.
00:16:36But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:39This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:42Higher stakes.
00:16:45Like getting your feelings hurt?
00:16:49I mean, if that's what you're worried about, Elle.
00:16:52I mean, that's life.
00:17:06All of our friends are married, Elle.
00:17:08You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1530 days.
00:17:18And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:21And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:25Got it?
00:17:26I accept your terms.
00:17:29But...
00:17:30I have terms of my own.
00:17:36I have terms of my own.
00:17:38Of course you do, okay?
00:17:39Term number one.
00:17:40We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:43Not to start.
00:17:44No.
00:17:45That is not a weird ask.
00:17:46Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:47We're not in the medieval...
00:17:49Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:51Do you color-code your sock drawer?
00:17:54Yeah.
00:17:54Do you not?
00:17:56Weird.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:58Term number two.
00:17:59One night a week.
00:18:01Date night.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:03Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:057pm, okay?
00:18:07You're buying.
00:18:09Term number three.
00:18:11Hmm.
00:18:12We're gonna give this a real shot.
00:18:13We should be intimate.
00:18:15Excuse me?
00:18:16How else are we gonna know if we're compatible?
00:18:18Wow.
00:18:19Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:22No.
00:18:23Never had one.
00:18:24What?
00:18:29Never had one.
00:18:30No time.
00:18:31Or interest.
00:18:32I mean...
00:18:33Till now.
00:18:34Okay.
00:18:35Great.
00:18:36Awesome.
00:18:37I'm your first pancake.
00:18:38That's awesome.
00:18:38We're doomed.
00:18:39Damn.
00:18:40Those are my terms.
00:18:41One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:43Take it or leave it.
00:18:44Take it or leave it.
00:18:44You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:48My answer?
00:18:50No.
00:18:51We're gonna go slow.
00:18:53Snail pace.
00:18:54Tortoise pace.
00:18:55No, no, no.
00:18:56Fossil pace.
00:18:58Slow.
00:19:03No.
00:19:17What was that?
00:19:19I don't know.
00:19:20You just...
00:19:21You get kinda cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:26Okay.
00:19:28We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:32But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:35And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:46Oh, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:48Your real name?
00:19:49It's Oliver.
00:19:53Oliver.
00:19:53Oliver it is.
00:20:02I've loved you since the moment I first saw you out.
00:20:06I won't screw this up.
00:20:22Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:25No.
00:20:26Oh, no.
00:20:32I'm gonna kill him.
00:20:36What are you doing?
00:20:39Good morning.
00:20:41Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:45Deals aren't gonna make themselves.
00:20:48Gotta start the day off right, huh?
00:20:51You got...
00:20:52Okay, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:54I'm a little bit more...
00:20:55I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:00No.
00:21:03No.
00:21:05He says no.
00:21:06Wow, okay, yeah.
00:21:07Because who needs to sleep?
00:21:09Damn it.
00:21:09Oh my gosh.
00:21:10I need my beauty.
00:21:10I don't need to get up to noon.
00:21:17Six in the morning.
00:21:19Stupid.
00:21:21Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:26Woo!
00:21:27Woo!
00:21:54Excuse me for dancing.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:01I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:05What?
00:22:05Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:08No.
00:22:11Fine.
00:22:16Totally.
00:22:18No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:25One night a week.
00:22:27Date night.
00:22:297 p.m., okay?
00:22:51No, no, no.
00:22:53No, no.
00:23:02I have no idea.
00:23:02No, it's okay.
00:23:03No, it's on the floor.
00:23:08I've got a suitcase.
00:23:08No, no, it's on the floor.
00:23:14I've got a seat.
00:23:16It's on the floor.
00:23:19Right, I've got a seat.
00:23:19Why are you on the floor?
00:23:19No, I'm not looking for a seat.
00:23:19I'm out of the floor.
00:24:03Okay, wow, you choose now to be quiet, of all times?
00:24:07Good morning to you too.
00:24:09And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling
00:24:13me the loud one.
00:24:14Whatever.
00:24:15Okay, I'm about to head out.
00:24:16I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:18What?
00:24:18A wellness event?
00:24:19Yes.
00:24:20With who?
00:24:21My friend Kennedy.
00:24:27What?
00:24:28What are you thinking?
00:24:29No, nothing.
00:24:30What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:33I actually, I don't know, it's my first time going.
00:24:37Why, are you jealous?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:40Go for it.
00:24:41Have a zen time.
00:24:44Okay.
00:24:52You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:55This is me.
00:24:56Hmm.
00:24:56Take it or leave it.
00:24:58Trust me.
00:24:59I plan to leave it.
00:25:01Well, have fun working.
00:25:05Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:10God, he's boring.
00:25:23So, you're still married to Vegas guy?
00:25:27Yeah, it's complicated.
00:25:28But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:32Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:35Oh, idea.
00:25:37Mm-hmm.
00:25:46We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:53Mmm, so true, girl.
00:25:56We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:25:58Great.
00:25:58Ella with Kennedy.
00:26:00What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:04So?
00:26:05Hmm.
00:26:06What's he really like?
00:26:07If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:11Yeah, yeah.
00:26:12I mean, he's...
00:26:14Complicated.
00:26:15He's smart.
00:26:17And intense.
00:26:19He works...
00:26:20A lot.
00:26:21What?
00:26:22I don't know.
00:26:22He's just different than me.
00:26:24Of course he was!
00:26:25Huh?
00:26:25You were drunk.
00:26:27He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:32Ugh.
00:26:32God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:35Funny.
00:26:47You okay?
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:53I'm gonna go.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:56I'm gonna go get some...
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:58Okay.
00:26:59Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:00No.
00:27:01I'm okay.
00:27:02I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:06Yes.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:08Or...
00:27:08I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:11TBD.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:33Hi.
00:27:34Hi.
00:27:35Don't worry.
00:27:35Don't worry.
00:27:37Actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:41Oh, yeah.
00:27:43Yeah, yeah.
00:27:44A healthy dose.
00:27:48Be well, either sister.
00:27:52No, no, no, no.
00:28:04I have to go.
00:28:07No?
00:28:23Oh, hi, um, thank you for driving me.
00:28:28Do I owe you anything?
00:28:31I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:33Oliver?
00:28:35Oh, he saved me, my angel.
00:28:41Oh, my.
00:28:59Oliver?
00:29:01Oliver!
00:29:13Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:18Are you high?
00:29:24Wow, this is just so crazy, because earlier her face was turning into yours, and now your
00:29:32face is turning into hers, and it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:40God, you're handsome.
00:29:42What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:43Chocolate, baby.
00:29:45Beer?
00:29:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:53Oh, my God.
00:29:55No, no, no, wait.
00:29:55It's fine.
00:29:56It's fine.
00:29:57It's fine.
00:29:57It's a little vase.
00:29:58Everything's fine.
00:29:59No.
00:30:00No.
00:30:00No, it's not.
00:30:03It's not.
00:30:04It's not.
00:30:04It's everything.
00:30:05It's us.
00:30:06It's this.
00:30:08It's this.
00:30:09It's this.
00:30:09I wanted this to work.
00:30:12I did so badly.
00:30:15Oliver.
00:30:17I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:24Oh.
00:30:28Are you okay?
00:30:36It's okay.
00:30:40Get it all out.
00:30:40Here, I got you.
00:30:41I got your little ponytail.
00:30:46I got you.
00:30:55So?
00:30:58Should we talk about it?
00:31:00No.
00:31:01I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:07Oh, no.
00:31:09No, no, no, no.
00:31:10Not.
00:31:11Not that.
00:31:12Um.
00:31:14This.
00:31:17This is.
00:31:18It's wrong.
00:31:22What?
00:31:23Why wrong?
00:31:24Come on.
00:31:26Oliver.
00:31:27You wake up at dawn.
00:31:29With Beethoven.
00:31:31And Q4 projections.
00:31:33I'm just.
00:31:34Some messy artist.
00:31:37I mean, we've been doing this 30 day thing now for what?
00:31:39Two weeks.
00:31:42And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:46I think if this was one of my friends, I would.
00:31:49I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:50It's a girl.
00:31:53Cut your losses.
00:31:55Get the annulment.
00:31:56Move on with your life.
00:31:57So.
00:31:58Um.
00:32:01I don't know.
00:32:02I think maybe at the 30 days.
00:32:06We should be done.
00:32:08Officially.
00:32:15All of it.
00:32:19All of it.
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:24Affirmative.
00:32:25That's what you want.
00:32:28I think it's what makes sense.
00:32:32I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:38Wait.
00:32:39Do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:41Go for it.
00:32:42I just want to watch.
00:32:43Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:48You're a Clippers, though?
00:32:50Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in game seven and send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:57Okay, then.
00:32:59Pass the ball!
00:33:00God.
00:33:01Peterson always does this.
00:33:02He hogs the ball every time.
00:33:05I literally say this.
00:33:06Right?
00:33:08Go, go, go, go.
00:33:09Go, go, go, go.
00:33:12Yes!
00:33:13Yes!
00:33:15Clippers win!
00:33:28It's a good game.
00:33:29Good defense.
00:33:32What?
00:33:36Great game.
00:33:40No.
00:33:42I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:46I want to see this whole thing through.
00:33:48The whole 30 days.
00:33:50It's...
00:33:51It's prudent.
00:33:54It's prudent?
00:33:55Really?
00:33:55Shut up.
00:33:57Come on.
00:33:57Stop.
00:33:58I'm sorry.
00:33:59Wait, okay, but...
00:34:00I want to ask you a question.
00:34:01Okay.
00:34:02What was your first impression of me?
00:34:06It's not hard.
00:34:07Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:09We can really love it.
00:34:10Ready?
00:34:11Vegas.
00:34:13Hotel bar.
00:34:15Lights are low.
00:34:16It's very impromptu.
00:34:18Very chaotic.
00:34:20And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:21You see a pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:23By herself.
00:34:25An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:27But what would she think?
00:34:30What's wrong?
00:34:36Pierce.
00:34:38Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:39Door's open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:41I need you here now.
00:34:42Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:34:43I'm on my way.
00:34:45I'm so sorry.
00:34:46Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:47I have to go.
00:34:48No, I know.
00:34:50I think I'm coming with ya.
00:34:53Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:54You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:55Let's go.
00:34:57Awesome.
00:34:58Okay.
00:34:59I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:04Perfect.
00:35:04Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:06In the same room.
00:35:07What could go wrong?
00:35:17Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:21I need you to stay here.
00:35:22I have to go talk to them.
00:35:23Okay?
00:35:23Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:25Okay?
00:35:25Well, Oliver!
00:35:28Kennedy's gone.
00:35:34Excuse me.
00:35:36Are you lost?
00:35:37You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:39No, no.
00:35:40I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:42Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:44The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:46Go get Pierce's wardrobe!
00:35:48Go!
00:35:48Now!
00:35:49So sorry, Mr...
00:35:51Go!
00:35:51Now!
00:35:53Unprofessional!
00:35:53No!
00:35:54I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:02I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:12Where are you, girly?
00:36:13You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:15And she's...
00:36:17Elle!
00:36:18How?
00:36:20I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:23I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:24I know.
00:36:25Yeah.
00:36:25Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:27I know.
00:36:28Same thing.
00:36:28Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:30I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:30No, no, no.
00:36:31Why?
00:36:31Why not?
00:36:32Oh, why?
00:36:33Because you're married?
00:36:34Come on, Elle!
00:36:36That is just a fantasy.
00:36:38Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:41Let's go.
00:36:43Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:45After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:55Okay.
00:36:55Just talk to the label guys.
00:36:57Just go out there.
00:36:58Do your thing.
00:36:58Give them the goods, okay?
00:37:00I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:04Basic brand marketing.
00:37:06You think you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:08Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:11You know, I think you need to get laid.
00:37:14Big time.
00:37:16I'm seeing someone.
00:37:17What?
00:37:18Who?
00:37:19What's her name?
00:37:21Here.
00:37:22Open up.
00:37:22I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:25Oh, okay.
00:37:27I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:30Open this door, or I will open it for you in three seconds!
00:37:33Three, two, one!
00:37:39Two, one!
00:37:41You owe me.
00:37:43What's up?
00:37:45What took you so long?
00:37:46Nothing.
00:37:47I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:50What's up?
00:37:51Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:52Crazed fan?
00:37:53Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:54Not exactly.
00:37:56Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:00Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:02Hey.
00:38:03Hey.
00:38:05So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:07Ah, yeah.
00:38:09I'm so sorry.
00:38:10I'm sorry.
00:38:11Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:12Excuse me.
00:38:16I'm sorry.
00:38:18I'm sorry!
00:38:23Artist have, uh, crazy schedules.
00:38:26Mm-hmm.
00:38:28Is he flirting with me?
00:38:31I'm sorry.
00:38:34That was rude, right?
00:38:36It was okay.
00:38:38You want me to shut fire?
00:38:38No, no, do not fire anybody.
00:38:40No.
00:38:43Sorry, this might be too forward, but, and you probably get it all the time, but you are
00:38:49insanely beautiful.
00:38:51Yeah, definitely flirting.
00:38:54Do I hear nuptials, Braylon?
00:38:55I can.
00:38:56Stop.
00:38:59Oh, Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:02I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:06Okay, cool.
00:39:09Now I got you too.
00:39:10Pierce, take us ready for you backstage, and you're on in five minutes.
00:39:16Well, I hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:21Don't leave this time, and maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:25Yeah.
00:39:31He is totally into you.
00:39:33I totally predicted this.
00:39:35Am I psych?
00:39:37Maybe this one is fine.
00:39:39Maybe it really is time to end things with a lover.
00:39:47He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:49Sorry, husband.
00:39:50I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:52Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:39:57Look, he's not really like all that.
00:39:59He's better.
00:39:59How do you know?
00:40:00It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:07Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:13Ready?
00:40:13I think so.
00:40:15Let's go.
00:40:16How did she do that?
00:40:18Here we go.
00:40:19Get ready.
00:40:21Oh, this.
00:40:22Okay, this looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:26Yes.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:29Oh, God, that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:32Okay.
00:40:33No.
00:40:34How did it get worse?
00:40:35Oh, my God.
00:40:38All right.
00:40:46Oh, my God.
00:40:49Okay, well, we already missed out the show.
00:40:50Oh, who cares?
00:40:51I've seen it a million times, and you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:55Besides, I don't want to risk running into Oliver.
00:41:00Right, Oliver.
00:41:01I've actually been meaning to ask you, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:05Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:07You know, like, one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out,
00:41:11like, spiraling beforehand, and he needed a break.
00:41:14But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:18Like, who does that, right?
00:41:20Oh, I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:24She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:26Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:29I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas guy.
00:41:36Good for you, girl.
00:41:37Yes!
00:41:39Feminism.
00:41:40Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:42You don't want anything, right?
00:41:43No, I'm good.
00:41:43I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:45Okay, back in five.
00:41:53Fairytales don't exist, though.
00:42:00You clean up nice.
00:42:06Well, you came back.
00:42:09How kind.
00:42:10I deserve that.
00:42:11You ditched me.
00:42:14Are you embarrassed with me?
00:42:16Am I not, what, posh?
00:42:17No, no, no.
00:42:19Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:21I can't.
00:42:22Can you explain to me, please?
00:42:26Come on a date with me.
00:42:28A real one.
00:42:29Right now.
00:42:30Right now?
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:34Right now.
00:42:35Do I trust him?
00:42:37No.
00:42:41No.
00:42:44I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:46Very good time.
00:42:49You ready?
00:42:51Yeah.
00:42:55Fancy.
00:42:57Don't try.
00:43:00You know, this is so weird.
00:43:02What?
00:43:02Uh, Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:05Have you ever met him?
00:43:06He's just never there.
00:43:09Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:13So, where are we going?
00:43:26You ready?
00:43:28Oh, God.
00:43:29He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:35You ready?
00:43:35I thought an abandoned construction site, a.k.a. a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:41That's what the...
00:43:42Relax.
00:43:43It's my house.
00:43:44Or it will be soon.
00:43:47Okay.
00:43:51That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:54Think about that?
00:43:56That's a really good idea.
00:43:59For good being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:03Okay.
00:44:04Show me around.
00:44:07Mm-hmm.
00:44:09Okay.
00:44:10Mm-hmm.
00:44:11Okay, so...
00:44:13Give me the vision.
00:44:15Okay.
00:44:15I'm trying to picture.
00:44:16Mm-hmm.
00:44:16Mm-hmm.
00:44:17Here.
00:44:18This is where the couch would go.
00:44:19Oh, right here.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:21This is where the projector would be.
00:44:23Projector, okay.
00:44:25Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:28I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games, and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:31Okay, if I remember correctly, you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:35Okay, yeah, it was a travesty.
00:44:37Of course.
00:44:40I thought this was over, but now, what's happening between us?
00:44:48Okay, so...
00:44:49What about this?
00:44:51I mean, that's easy.
00:44:52Oh, it's easy?
00:44:53Yeah.
00:44:55That'd be your spot.
00:44:57I mean, you can put your cameras there.
00:45:01You can hang up your prints.
00:45:03I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up like a little backdrop, and that's where
00:45:07you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:09How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:11I may have looked at your website.
00:45:15Oh, my God, you are a stalker.
00:45:16No, I'm not...
00:45:16That's what you're saying.
00:45:17I'm researched, okay?
00:45:19Big difference.
00:45:20I don't know about that.
00:45:24I know that you listen to rock when you cook, that your breath shortens when you're feeling
00:45:33overwhelmed.
00:45:34You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry, and you know that you have
00:45:41a big smile when you're feeling safe, like right now.
00:45:46Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:50More than just my manners.
00:45:52I know.
00:45:54Well, I don't know, guys.
00:46:00What you want.
00:46:04Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:25In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:30I was falling for him.
00:46:32There was no doubt about it.
00:46:34There was no doubt about it.
00:46:38I was having a dream.
00:46:40I'm not saying it.
00:46:50I'm not saying it.
00:46:54I'm not saying it.
00:46:55I'm not saying it.
00:46:58I'm not saying it.
00:47:08sex in a construction site
00:47:10and we didn't even wear a hard hat
00:47:11it's so irresponsible
00:47:13I know
00:47:17Oliver
00:47:18yeah
00:47:19can you tell me something
00:47:22about you
00:47:23I feel like I don't know anything about you
00:47:29now I got you too
00:47:32why was he texting her
00:47:37not much to know
00:47:39no there's a lot
00:47:40I mean like where'd you grow up
00:47:43what's your family like
00:47:45you can't tell her
00:47:46not now
00:47:54I'm so sorry
00:47:55I have a family emergency
00:47:57I have to go
00:47:58you okay
00:47:58yeah no it's fine
00:48:00it's just I have stuff to deal with now
00:48:01okay I'll be in touch
00:48:08I'll be in touch
00:48:10God
00:48:12Al
00:48:13what are you doing
00:48:17God
00:48:26Oliver darling it's been ages
00:48:28what's the big emergency mom what's going on
00:48:31rebranding
00:48:32that's the emergency
00:48:33we need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town
00:48:39starting with your entertainment conglomerate
00:48:42and ending with our real estate firm
00:48:44great rebranding we can do that look
00:48:46I need you on board Oliver I need you all on board
00:48:52okay okay okay mom I'm here
00:48:54what's the big emergency
00:48:56what the hell are you doing here
00:48:59hi sis
00:49:03hi sis
00:49:05Oliver I think there's been a mistake
00:49:07this is a family meeting not a business meeting
00:49:10I'm considering you have rocks for brains I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting
00:49:14wow
00:49:15sit and burn bro
00:49:16how dare you
00:49:17stop it
00:49:18the both of you
00:49:19we need to come together as a family
00:49:24give her sister a hug
00:49:26put your feud in the past
00:49:27yeah big bro
00:49:28come on
00:49:29give me a hug
00:49:35you're gonna die alone loser
00:49:37challenge accepted brat
00:49:41so now then
00:49:42the Chamberlain family
00:49:44has to show the public
00:49:46that we are relatable
00:49:49functional
00:49:50wholesome
00:49:51it's what the shareholders need to see
00:49:53which is why we're doing a photo shoot
00:49:56and I need to find a photographer
00:49:58yes this is L
00:50:00not the genius photographer
00:50:02oh god please don't say it
00:50:04L
00:50:05my friend L can do it
00:50:07I am so fucked
00:50:11my friend L can do it
00:50:13okay yeah but let's get someone else
00:50:15why oh uh let me guess
00:50:17my friend L isn't good enough for you
00:50:20no no I'm just saying let's get someone else
00:50:22someone who's like
00:50:23experienced
00:50:24professional
00:50:24we need a female eye for this
00:50:26and L is perfect
00:50:27your sister has a point Oliver
00:50:29well I for one would love a chance to spend more time with L
00:50:32I'm actually taking her on a date tonight so
00:50:34you're what
00:50:34why do you care
00:50:36what's the problem
00:50:37did L seriously agree to a date with him
00:50:40after last night
00:50:41I don't
00:50:42I just feel like you should be focused on your craft
00:50:45oh spare us
00:50:46you psycho workaholic
00:50:48L is shooting our family portraits
00:50:50and Pierce is taking her on a date
00:50:52great
00:50:52it's a little done
00:50:5410 a.m. tomorrow
00:50:58this is gonna reveal everything
00:51:07last night was incredible
00:51:16then the mysterious I'll be in touch
00:51:19why did Oliver rush out
00:51:20and why was he so amazing
00:51:23and then suddenly
00:51:24so weird
00:51:26Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:27uh no I'm not
00:51:28Miss Chamberlain
00:51:29oh well
00:51:30this is for
00:51:31Mr. Chamberlain
00:51:33to Oliver
00:51:34uh no I think there's been a mistake
00:51:36Oliver's not a Chamberlain either
00:51:37I don't know miss
00:51:38uh
00:51:39I just go where I'm told
00:51:40can you sign for it
00:51:42or what
00:51:43uh
00:51:44yeah
00:51:44sure of course
00:51:45just
00:51:47thank you
00:51:52why is Kennedy's family company
00:51:55sending Oliver this
00:51:59hey Ken
00:52:01okay don't scream
00:52:02I have news
00:52:03what now
00:52:04another ayahuasca mixer
00:52:05no better
00:52:06my mom wants a full editorial
00:52:08for the next Chamberlain media issue
00:52:10a family feature on my family
00:52:13apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable
00:52:15I told you
00:52:16Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds
00:52:19get it right
00:52:19or do not come back
00:52:20for your next shit
00:52:21wow
00:52:22I can't imagine why
00:52:24so
00:52:26so
00:52:27well can you shoot us
00:52:35well can you shoot us
00:52:36well
00:52:38you want me to shoot the editorial
00:52:41that's why you called
00:52:42you called to hire me on
00:52:43as a photographer
00:52:44duh bitch
00:52:48this is huge
00:52:49this is a major
00:52:50like like career
00:52:51defining
00:52:52oh my god
00:52:53yes I will be there
00:52:54I will so do it
00:52:55of course
00:52:55yes
00:52:56okay let's go
00:52:58also
00:52:59there is one like
00:53:01teeny tiny little thing
00:53:03you should know
00:53:04okay go on
00:53:06okay
00:53:07so it is
00:53:08so not a huge deal
00:53:10but
00:53:10my older brother
00:53:12is being kind of cagey
00:53:13about you shooting us
00:53:14for some reason
00:53:15probably because he's
00:53:16a control freak
00:53:17and doesn't like new people
00:53:19but just ignore him
00:53:20okay
00:53:21okay weird
00:53:22that's fine
00:53:23yay okay
00:53:24I'll see you tomorrow
00:53:25at 10 a.m. sharp
00:53:26mommy hates when vendors
00:53:28are late
00:53:35I just landed
00:53:36the biggest gig
00:53:37of my life
00:53:38to date
00:53:39Oliver's gonna float
00:53:51she's so excited
00:53:52let's want to ravel
00:53:53everything I've kept hitting
00:53:59so then
00:54:00we're confirmed
00:54:02for tomorrow
00:54:02yes mom
00:54:03we're set
00:54:04Elle is such a genius
00:54:05creative
00:54:05and low-key
00:54:06I'm setting her up
00:54:07with Pierce
00:54:07why would you do that
00:54:09maybe she's seeing
00:54:10someone already
00:54:11or maybe
00:54:12I'm her best friend
00:54:13and I know what's going
00:54:14on in her life
00:54:15you don't know
00:54:15everything Kennedy
00:54:16you rarely do
00:54:17for your information
00:54:18big bro
00:54:19she met Pierce
00:54:20at his show
00:54:21and they hit it off
00:54:22besides
00:54:23she's getting a divorce
00:54:24from this random weirdo
00:54:26she got married to
00:54:27in Vegas
00:54:28she told you that
00:54:29duh
00:54:31I'm her best friend
00:54:33she's still planning
00:54:34to leave
00:54:35even after last night
00:54:36I thought
00:54:37I thought I changed
00:54:38her mind
00:54:41well
00:54:42I'm out
00:54:43I have a facial
00:54:48well good
00:54:49Pierce is finding love
00:54:50then it seems
00:54:51so now I want
00:54:53to talk to you
00:54:54about your future
00:54:55Oliver
00:54:56you're a multi-millionaire
00:54:58sweetie
00:54:58and I finally found
00:55:00someone worthy
00:55:00of your arm
00:55:01you're taking her
00:55:02to dinner
00:55:03Tiana Briggs
00:55:04is here ma'am
00:55:05good
00:55:05bring her in
00:55:06mom
00:55:16Tiana
00:55:16sweetie
00:55:17I want to introduce
00:55:18you to my son
00:55:19Oliver
00:55:21Oliver
00:55:22Oliver
00:55:24Oliver
00:55:25Oliver
00:55:29El
00:55:33El
00:55:34El
00:55:55is she
00:55:59hey
00:56:00hey
00:56:00you're not mind helping
00:56:02Nah, come on.
00:56:04I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:06Sure.
00:56:07Gotta support the arts, right?
00:56:09Yeah.
00:56:13She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:15Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:22It was my right one.
00:56:24Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:27Oh, come on.
00:56:27It's no big deal.
00:56:28Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the Blink-182.
00:56:32For the record.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:34So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:46And we did.
00:56:48But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:53You okay?
00:56:54Yeah.
00:56:56Of course.
00:56:58I'm really excited to photograph a family.
00:57:00But I am super nervous.
00:57:03Ah, come on.
00:57:03Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:04You gotta, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:07So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:15I'm flattered.
00:57:16But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:19Oh.
00:57:20Kennedy, she...
00:57:21No, I know, I know.
00:57:21It's complicated.
00:57:23I...
00:57:25Really.
00:57:26He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:29Thanks.
00:57:30See ya.
00:57:31Bye.
00:57:36I cannot believe...
00:57:38I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:41And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:44Hmm?
00:57:45Yeah.
00:57:52The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:55To leave a message...
00:57:57Where?
00:58:16Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:17Yeah.
00:58:18Yeah, everything's fine.
00:58:19All right.
00:58:20If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:22Cheers.
00:58:23Cheers.
00:58:24Cheers.
00:58:24Cheers.
00:58:31Okay, Elle.
00:58:32You got this.
00:58:33Yeah, Elle.
00:58:35Got this.
00:58:37Are we ready?
00:58:38I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:40Kennedy!
00:58:42Yeah?
00:58:43Text your brother.
00:58:44Make sure he's on time.
00:58:45And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:48You look washed out without it.
00:58:53Hey, girl.
00:58:54You okay?
00:58:54Yeah, it's just...
00:58:56My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late.
00:58:59Of course.
00:58:59Wait.
00:59:00Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:04Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:07All right places, everyone.
00:59:10All right, all right, all right.
00:59:12The attractive one is here.
00:59:14Nobody panic.
00:59:18Where is he?
00:59:19Where's Oliver?
00:59:21Wait, sorry.
00:59:22Why would you need...
00:59:28Oliver?
00:59:32Oliver?
00:59:35What are you doing here?
00:59:37Okay, I can explain.
00:59:38Finally.
00:59:40We've been waiting.
00:59:42Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:46My older brother.
00:59:49Hey.
00:59:51Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:53Elle.
00:59:54Wait, what's going on?
00:59:57I'm so familiar.
00:59:59It's my older brother's car.
01:00:00Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:03We want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:05The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:08Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:09Can you tell me something?
01:00:11Just about you?
01:00:13I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:15And then everything clicked.
01:00:16Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:19The other shoe always drops.
01:00:21You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:30You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:33What is going on?
01:00:35He's the guy I married.
01:00:37Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:41I assumed you knew.
01:00:42No!
01:00:43Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:45Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:47And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:51Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:52You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:53What?
01:00:54What date?
01:00:54I saw you guys last night.
01:00:56Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:00:58Jesus.
01:00:59You really think that little of me?
01:01:01Ollie, sweetie.
01:01:02I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:01:04There she is.
01:01:05Oliver's future wife.
01:01:07Your what?
01:01:09No.
01:01:10This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:12Hold on.
01:01:14Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:17How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:19Wait.
01:01:20Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:25Oh my God.
01:01:27You did?
01:01:29Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:37Do not touch me right now.
01:01:40You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:45I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:47Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:52I'm dating Elle.
01:01:53No.
01:01:54No, you're not.
01:01:55Not anymore.
01:01:57Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:01You're married?
01:02:03Ew.
01:02:05Screw this.
01:02:05I'm out of here.
01:02:07Great idea.
01:02:08I'm good.
01:02:09Elle.
01:02:09No.
01:02:18Okay, start talking because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:25I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:29Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:31All right.
01:02:31Ready?
01:02:31Get together.
01:02:32One, two, three.
01:02:34One, two, three.
01:02:35Beautiful.
01:02:36Nice job, you guys.
01:02:37Oh, hey.
01:02:38You guys want your picture taken?
01:02:40She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:43I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:46But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:50I saw her on Pierce's calendar and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:54And I don't, okay, I panicked, okay?
01:02:56I just, I wanted it.
01:02:59Holy shit.
01:03:01So it's true.
01:03:02You did steal his date.
01:03:04It was wrong, okay?
01:03:05Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:07Okay?
01:03:07I'm a CEO.
01:03:08I try to control everything.
01:03:10Understatement of the century.
01:03:11But, I don't know, with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:18Better.
01:03:21I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:24Go.
01:03:26Go, talk to her.
01:03:28Just stop being a control freak and just try being human.
01:03:36And I'll, I do love you, you know.
01:03:42Me too.
01:03:49Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:08It's been a month since I've seen my...
01:04:10husband.
01:04:13I searched for joy in my solo life and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:21I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:30Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:32But, deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:36And so I knew it was time.
01:04:38Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:42We gotta stay close to those guys.
01:04:44I said, how about Hardin in that 6.5?
01:04:46Mom?
01:04:48I...
01:04:49Can I, um...
01:04:51Can I come home?
01:04:54I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:10Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L Page ready?
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:16Just hoping it works.
01:05:27This is the last one.
01:05:28Uh, we're ready to take these to the truck, miss.
01:05:32Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:34So, you again.
01:05:36I have something for you, from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:39Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:41I know who he is.
01:05:44He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:54El, first off, I want to say sorry, obviously.
01:05:59What I did was wrong.
01:06:02Selfish.
01:06:03But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago, at the Forbes 30 under 30
01:06:08Gala.
01:06:09Even though I never talked to you.
01:06:11You were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:13I envied you immensely.
01:06:17So when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother,
01:06:21I stole his date.
01:06:23I couldn't help myself.
01:06:25I know we're different now.
01:06:27But I will make this work.
01:06:28Anyway.
01:06:30Any day.
01:06:32But I'll leave it up to you.
01:06:34We can get a divorce.
01:06:36The papers are included here.
01:06:40Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:42Just about ready now.
01:06:45Where we'll watch the Clippers and you'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:48I want you here.
01:06:50Please say yes.
01:06:52Cool.
01:06:53We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:54Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:06The house looks nice.
01:07:10I saw the swing.
01:07:16Who came?
01:07:18Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:22Cheesy.
01:07:23Or, like, too much.
01:07:26No.
01:07:27Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:29I am so sorry.
01:07:33You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:35I get that.
01:07:38You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:40I know.
01:07:42But, and again, I guess I've caught him in my need.
01:07:48About what?
01:07:52I never told you.
01:07:53I know.
01:07:56I love you.
01:07:57Over.
01:08:02I love you, too.
01:08:05Yeah?
01:08:34The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:37Oh, thank you.
01:08:37I moved into our house.
01:08:42Okay, okay?
01:08:46Our love for the Clippers is still going strong.
01:08:49Maybe too strong sometimes.
01:08:54And no matter how busy Oliver is with work,
01:08:57we always do a date night a week.
01:09:00No exceptions.
01:09:02And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:07A day after my birthday.
01:09:09We renewed our vows.
01:09:11I do.
01:09:13I do.
01:09:14You may now kiss me.
01:09:18Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:20But now I was sure we'd last.
01:09:24We found love in a hopeless place after all.
01:09:27The Fall of the night.
01:09:29The Fall of the night.
01:09:35The Fall of the night.
01:09:38I'll be right back.
01:09:39I will.
01:09:40They're good.
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