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Love To Hate You
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00:00:00Mom, here I am.
00:00:01Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:05I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:08Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:12The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:16And then at Harvard.
00:00:18And don't just work hard.
00:00:19Have fun, too.
00:00:21Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted Prime Queen.
00:00:24Prime Queen, Mom, really?
00:00:26I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:32Promise me, Harper.
00:00:34I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:37promise to her.
00:00:38And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:44Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:46Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:50Show me your abs.
00:00:52Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:55Oh, almost forgot, Mom.
00:00:57Figured it didn't happen, right?
00:00:59Have you figured it out?
00:01:00I'm running with Hamilton, so I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:05Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:06Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:08I only see you as a friend.
00:01:10What?
00:01:11Portia, stop.
00:01:16Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:18Portia, stop!
00:01:25Stop.
00:01:31Shit.
00:01:34I think I just hit someone.
00:01:35Don't worry.
00:01:36I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:39Shit.
00:01:40Hey, wake up.
00:01:44Relax.
00:01:45Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:47Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:49She's not breathing.
00:01:51Hey, hey.
00:01:52Come on.
00:01:52Wake up.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:02:03My first kiss.
00:02:05His lips are so soft.
00:02:07I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:10Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:14Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:17Get off me, creep!
00:02:18Ugh!
00:02:19What the fuck?
00:02:20I was trying to save your life.
00:02:21Right after almost taking it?
00:02:23Thanks.
00:02:24Typically rich jerk.
00:02:26Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer, trying to scam money off me?
00:02:29What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:31You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:34Have?
00:02:36Have not.
00:02:38He means people from Trashcanistan, like you.
00:02:42And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer, sure that hair screams juvie.
00:02:52Let's go.
00:02:54Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:56Do the loo.
00:03:02But you almost killed me!
00:03:06Why are you tired of an asshole?
00:03:12Dude, that sounds so insane.
00:03:13I know.
00:03:14You had to be there.
00:03:15I wish, man.
00:03:16Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:21Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:23It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:26Yeah.
00:03:27No problem, dude.
00:03:29Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:34Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:37Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:40As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:50Oh, my God. That's insane.
00:03:57You?
00:03:59Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:02Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:04Korsha, please.
00:04:06How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:09Like, dog food for dinner for?
00:04:11Or, like, shopping at Walmart for?
00:04:14That's enough.
00:04:16Now, your social science projects.
00:04:19Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:24Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:27That's okay with me.
00:04:28I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:31Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:33Well, at least I'm not some pervert who is so desperate.
00:04:35He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:38Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:42Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:43Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:44That's enough.
00:04:45I've made my decision.
00:04:46You two will work together.
00:04:48Now, seats, please.
00:05:02Is, is this seat taken?
00:05:04Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:05Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:09What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:12That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:16It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:18I'm sorry.
00:05:20I'm sorry.
00:05:20I'm sorry.
00:05:21I'm sorry.
00:05:21I'm sorry.
00:05:22I'm sorry.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:26I'm sorry.
00:05:28I'm sorry.
00:05:31Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:37Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:43Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:49Today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:52Now, molar mass...
00:05:54This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:56They're all the same.
00:05:57They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:04My pendant.
00:06:10I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:12I want you to have something.
00:06:15No, mom.
00:06:16That's your necklace.
00:06:17It's yours now.
00:06:19It was my mother's before me.
00:06:21And her mother's before her.
00:06:23Wear it and think of me.
00:06:26I will, mom.
00:06:27I'll wear it every day.
00:06:29Where is it?
00:06:34I could've put it in here.
00:06:39Good.
00:06:40You're home.
00:06:41Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:43But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:48If you don't have the money,
00:06:50we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:52You know what I mean?
00:06:54Ugh.
00:06:55I'd rather die.
00:06:57That's really generous of you.
00:06:59I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:09I'll take this as interest.
00:07:13Great Harvard.
00:07:15Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money, survive my first day at a new
00:07:19school, and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:25I was wearing it.
00:07:26Get off me, creep.
00:07:29That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:35I'll change the life, too.
00:07:36I'll change it forì“° much of, for sure.
00:07:39No.
00:07:47That's crazy.
00:07:50I'll change it, baby.
00:07:54We're not the only one bus.
00:07:54No one bus.
00:07:55No one bus.
00:07:56No one bus.
00:07:57No one bus.
00:07:58No one bus.
00:07:58No one bus.
00:07:59No one bus.
00:08:18I mean you're not my usual type but if you're that desperate in your dreams you arrogant assholes
00:08:33going somewhere I want my necklace back thief what are you talking about my pendant you took it this
00:08:40morning after you drove into me okay get real why would I want anything you have and it was barely
00:08:46I don't believe you but I did see something very interesting on my way here I missed you I missed
00:08:56you
00:09:01does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend it's not what it looks like
00:09:07really how about how this looks thanks for getting a portion of it by the way it would kill Hamilton
00:09:13if
00:09:14he saw this okay how much do you want to delete it I don't want your money I want my
00:09:24necklace back
00:09:25I told you I don't have it shit I think he's telling the truth
00:09:35yeah it needs $500 to delete that pic I don't want your money then what do you want
00:09:42I need somewhere to live
00:09:45my creepy landlord just doubled my rent and the way he looks at me I just I don't feel safe
00:09:56never get hurt
00:09:59wait
00:10:02if you promise to keep my secret you can stay here
00:10:08deal
00:10:15which side is mine
00:10:16no side this is where you're sleeping
00:10:18what no I'm not living in your freaking closet this is not what we agreed to
00:10:22I said you could stay I didn't say where
00:10:26but I'd be sleeping with your shoes
00:10:28yeah
00:10:29he won't mind
00:10:31I mind
00:10:33look my father total hard-ass there is no way he'd let you stay
00:10:37so he can't know about this take it or leave it
00:10:41who am I kidding beggars can't be choosers
00:10:45all right we have a deal
00:10:48hold up there will be rules
00:10:51oh definitely I know what you spoil rich boys alike
00:10:55one don't talk to me at school we are not friends
00:10:59gladly
00:11:01two keep your hands to yourself
00:11:02three same goes to you no checking out my six-pack
00:11:07four no falling in love with me
00:11:12deal
00:11:16I need to pack my stuff before
00:11:23you have a key to my apartment
00:11:26I'm the landlord
00:11:27this is my property
00:11:29doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:11:31are you going to accept my generous offer
00:11:33I'm leaving I'll be gone in a minute
00:11:36hey you signed the lease
00:11:38you doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it
00:11:41I'm gonna need 500 for breaking that lease
00:11:44let me go
00:11:48$500
00:11:48let me go
00:11:50or you can work it off
00:11:54let go of me
00:11:59let go of me
00:12:05let go of me
00:12:07keep still
00:12:11get off her
00:12:13get off her
00:12:15what the fuck is wrong with you
00:12:22you better get out of here
00:12:23before I knock your teeth out
00:12:31hey
00:12:33come on
00:12:33let's get you out of here
00:12:39I got you
00:12:42I'm okay I just need a moment
00:12:51I can't believe you saved me
00:12:53why does she feel so good in my arms
00:12:57god you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps
00:13:00you're gross you know that
00:13:05oh man
00:13:07this mattress is so soft
00:13:09it's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:10you think I'm jealous of your bed
00:13:12I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:18that's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:20thanks food stamps
00:13:21what's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end or four anyway
00:13:26it was my mother's
00:13:27so it's like a family heirloom
00:13:30yeah something like that
00:13:34except I don't have a family anymore
00:13:37don't give up
00:13:38don't give up
00:13:39I'm not just one
00:13:40it's gonna get better
00:13:45don't give up
00:13:46don't give up
00:13:48it's gonna get better
00:13:53come on
00:13:55where's this stupid necklace
00:13:59and it must mean a lot to her
00:14:11get in food stamps
00:14:12one time out
00:14:14or you can be late
00:14:16does it have a handle or
00:14:30things are the right trust fund
00:14:33I need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:35give me your hands
00:14:37are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:40just give me your hands
00:14:46wait, where was it?
00:14:47how did you find it?
00:14:49what is wrong with me?
00:14:50why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:14:55you lied to me last night
00:14:57you had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:14:59that's how she sees me?
00:15:01yep
00:15:02that's right
00:15:04just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:08you're disgusting
00:15:13get off me
00:15:17that's the second time you slapped me
00:15:18guess who's walking to school?
00:15:20enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:23come on, get out
00:15:25shoot
00:15:28are you serious?
00:15:492,000 words on the civil war
00:15:51guaranteed eight
00:15:52nice, thank you
00:15:59hey, keep that back
00:16:01ha, selling school homework
00:16:03you know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:08shit, he's gonna use this against me
00:16:10you blab on me, I'll blab on you
00:16:12mentally assured destruction
00:16:14relax, food stamps
00:16:16I'm not gonna rat you out
00:16:18in the meantime
00:16:19try to be
00:16:21a better person
00:16:46that's seven minutes, you sexy bitches
00:16:58oh my god
00:17:01it's trash canistan
00:17:03our poor little orphan
00:17:04moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:06oh, how precious
00:17:10toilet cleaner
00:17:12how appropriate
00:17:16no, no, wait
00:17:18no, no, stop, stop
00:17:20no
00:17:21oh my god
00:17:24no, no
00:17:25no, no
00:17:27no, I only have one uniform
00:17:31please
00:17:33Harper
00:17:39what was that
00:17:43no, no
00:17:44no, that must be wrong
00:17:45who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:46Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:48woohoo
00:17:55come on
00:18:02what's going on?
00:18:03is this some type of game?
00:18:04seven minutes in heaven
00:18:05you've never played before?
00:18:07you get seven minutes in the dark together
00:18:09and you've got to make them all count
00:18:12nudity
00:18:12is highly incurring
00:18:16damn, bro
00:18:17way to make those seven minutes count
00:18:21I want to say that name
00:18:22show it to me
00:18:23now
00:18:25might as well get it over with
00:18:28what's wrong?
00:18:29too scared to play?
00:18:44give me that
00:18:45yes
00:18:49just take it
00:18:54why didn't you just pick Portia
00:18:56since you two are already sneaking around
00:18:57behind Hamilton's back
00:18:58none of your business
00:19:00then why pick me?
00:19:01because you hate me
00:19:03plus
00:19:03I knew you wouldn't get any ideas
00:19:06you're definitely safe with me
00:19:07couldn't think of anything worse
00:19:08straight back at you
00:19:10this is going to be the longest
00:19:11seven minutes of my life
00:19:13what are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:15we need a kiss
00:19:20everyone's going to know if we don't
00:19:21just two seconds
00:19:23enough to uh
00:19:25mess up your lipstick
00:19:27and make it look good
00:19:38this is ridiculous
00:19:39hey
00:19:40you think I want this?
00:19:42put that in the way
00:19:44thank you
00:19:47who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:08my necklace
00:20:12that's my boy
00:20:15that bitch
00:20:16I can't let her so Anderson from me
00:20:18my hair is clean
00:20:19you stupid belt buckle
00:20:20okay um hold on
00:20:21let me just
00:20:23okay okay go go go
00:20:24how could her?
00:20:26okay let me let me try something else
00:20:28ow
00:20:30lucky girl
00:20:32Anderson's the biggest guy in school
00:20:34if you know what I mean
00:20:37go Andy
00:20:39hold still for a sec
00:20:40I can't do anything with you thrashing around
00:20:42I need to get out of here now
00:20:44just take a deep breath
00:20:46I can't breathe
00:20:48try to think of something else
00:20:50anything else
00:20:51okay
00:20:52why did you really pick me?
00:20:55why do you care?
00:20:56because
00:20:56we're practically sleeping in the same room
00:20:59so if you have a crush on me
00:21:00I'd like to know so I can protect myself
00:21:02protect yourself?
00:21:03please
00:21:04if anyone has a crush on anyone
00:21:06it's you
00:21:07on me
00:21:07oh
00:21:08be real
00:21:09oh my god you're so full of yourself
00:21:11I need to get out of here
00:21:13okay hang on
00:21:14careful
00:21:19oh
00:21:21oh my god
00:21:28what a little whore
00:21:30I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into Anderson's pants
00:21:35I just thought what it looks like
00:21:40not cool Porsche
00:21:41Anderson
00:21:46hurry up
00:21:47hurry up
00:22:02you're home late?
00:22:04you okay?
00:22:05I'm amazing
00:22:06I love cleaning up after rich kids
00:22:09it's my passionate life
00:22:11I meant because of Porsche
00:22:13but she went in pretty hard at the party
00:22:16yeah
00:22:17she's a bully
00:22:18that's what bullies do
00:22:22why do you care?
00:22:24she's right
00:22:26why do I care?
00:22:27I don't
00:22:29obviously
00:22:31but
00:22:31I'd hate for you to quit
00:22:32before you save up enough money
00:22:34to you know
00:22:34move out of my closet
00:22:36trust me
00:22:37no one wants that more than me
00:22:39hey
00:22:40you know
00:22:41signing up for
00:22:42every extracurricular club
00:22:44the school offers
00:22:46isn't gonna make you prom queen
00:22:49oh my god
00:22:50how does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen
00:22:56why would I want to be prom queen?
00:22:58I don't care about fashion and popularity
00:23:02then why sign up to every extracurricular club
00:23:05the school offers
00:23:07I promised my mom
00:23:09I'd be prom queen okay?
00:23:10it was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything
00:23:14and
00:23:15she was dying
00:23:16so
00:23:17I promise
00:23:19look
00:23:20you don't really stand a chance
00:23:22right?
00:23:23Porsche
00:23:23she always wins
00:23:25always
00:23:26I have to try
00:23:28for my mom
00:23:32Anderson?
00:23:33shit
00:23:34it's my father
00:23:34you wanted to see me?
00:23:36okay
00:23:36get in the closet
00:23:37quick
00:23:37go
00:23:43father
00:23:50what do you want?
00:23:52the um
00:23:53dean's awards are this week
00:23:55do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:23:57you think the business runs itself?
00:23:59I can't take time off for every little thing
00:24:02and you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand
00:24:05poor Anderson
00:24:06it's like his dad hates him
00:24:08I don't need you there
00:24:10it's cool
00:24:15what was that?
00:24:16uh
00:24:16my phone
00:24:20must have left it in my coat pocket
00:24:46hi
00:24:47I'm Harper
00:24:49Anderson's study partner
00:24:50we've got a big assignment together
00:24:59you're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall
00:25:01yes that's me
00:25:02I don't care what you do when you're not here
00:25:06but don't bring trash into my home
00:25:08are you for real?
00:25:09I'm not trash
00:25:10she's not like that father
00:25:12my oversex son
00:25:14is the heir to a great fortune
00:25:15and a renown name
00:25:16and no slippery street slut
00:25:19that's gonna fuck her way into our world
00:25:21so
00:25:21you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere
00:25:24stop it father
00:25:26I'm not interested in your money
00:25:30the mating call of every parasite everywhere
00:25:35don't ever let me see her here again
00:25:38yes sir
00:25:48look
00:25:48I'm sorry
00:25:49he's a super rich dick hole
00:25:51who doesn't know what he's talking about
00:25:53I can't stay here
00:25:55where are you gonna go?
00:25:57look
00:25:58Harper
00:25:58don't give him the satisfaction
00:26:00okay?
00:26:00he's just a shithead money making machine
00:26:02who accidentally got some woman pregnant
00:26:05give me a reason to stay
00:26:08I've never met anyone like her
00:26:11I don't want her to go
00:26:15um
00:26:16look
00:26:17it's safer than being out on the streets
00:26:20okay
00:26:20like I don't
00:26:21I don't care what he says
00:26:22do you?
00:26:25alright
00:26:26we'll stay
00:26:27because you asked so nicely
00:26:32besides
00:26:33you can't exactly run away
00:26:35when you have
00:26:36socks
00:26:36full of holes
00:26:38can you food stamps?
00:26:39has anyone ever told you're a complete jerk?
00:26:42once or twice
00:26:43come on
00:26:44come get it
00:26:46come on
00:26:47come get it
00:26:47my shoe
00:26:48go
00:27:06are you wearing perfume
00:27:07trash can of stan?
00:27:09let me guess
00:27:10scrubbing bubbles
00:27:11toilet cleaner
00:27:12I don't want any trouble
00:27:14and I'm sick of you getting what you want around here
00:27:16now
00:27:17it's about what I want
00:27:19whatever you say
00:27:20good
00:27:22and I say
00:27:24lick
00:27:24my feet
00:27:26what?
00:27:27get on your knees
00:27:29and lick my shoes clean you rag
00:27:32why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:34because
00:27:34your pitiful poverty
00:27:36disgusts me
00:27:37I don't want to share my road with people who haven't earned it
00:27:41well Tuff
00:27:41I am sharing your road
00:27:43so if I'm so offensive to you
00:27:44just don't look at me
00:27:45from the
00:27:46how dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:48you're the one who started it
00:27:49I just want to go to class
00:27:50do you know how lucky you are
00:27:52to be at Cavendish Hall
00:27:53rubbing shoulders of people who are worth
00:27:55ten of you
00:27:57newsflash
00:27:58having rich parents
00:27:59doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate
00:28:01it says
00:28:03the pathetic
00:28:04penniless orphan
00:28:10what?
00:28:12nope
00:28:14on
00:28:15your
00:28:16knees
00:28:17rag
00:28:17stop
00:28:18stop
00:28:19stop
00:28:26now lick
00:28:28like you love it
00:28:33oh, my face, my nose
00:28:36now lick
00:28:39Like you love her.
00:28:45Oh my gosh, my nose!
00:28:51Sorry, Porsche.
00:28:53That's fine.
00:28:55Are you okay?
00:28:56No, of course I'm not okay.
00:28:58Is it broken?
00:29:00I don't know.
00:29:01Looks fine to me.
00:29:02Right, Pius?
00:29:03Straight.
00:29:04Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:07What?
00:29:07No, no, no, no.
00:29:09Have you got blackheads?
00:29:10No, shut up!
00:29:13Babe, you look great.
00:29:15You're always beautiful.
00:29:16Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:22This is your fault!
00:29:26Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:28I owe you one.
00:29:29You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:32It hurts.
00:29:34You're so pretty.
00:29:35Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:52You're not wearing any pants.
00:29:54You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:29:56How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:03You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:07You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:10I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:12Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:13Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:15Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:21How about finish our assignment?
00:30:24I want an A.
00:30:25No, A plus.
00:30:27So, make it good, okay?
00:30:31But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:35It'll be character building.
00:30:36I hate you so much.
00:30:38Really?
00:30:39I barely think about you.
00:30:40Wait.
00:30:45Before you go, why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:30:56Tell me the truth.
00:30:57It was a clean spike.
00:30:59Just out of ham's reach.
00:31:02It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:05Why'd you save me?
00:31:07Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:10She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:12So I'm beneath her?
00:31:14Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:17Sure.
00:31:18I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:20Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:24And I'll prove that when I'm named Prom Queen.
00:31:27Okay, look.
00:31:28In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:31Dude, hope you're ready to party.
00:31:34Yes, Edison.
00:31:36It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:38Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:40What do we do?
00:31:41What do we do?
00:31:41Dig something quick.
00:31:43Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:45What do you do?
00:31:46Yeah, yeah.
00:31:47Come on, quick.
00:31:48Get in the bed.
00:31:49What?
00:31:50Get.
00:31:52What are you doing?
00:31:53Oh my God.
00:32:01Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:03It's going to be a big night.
00:32:04And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:07I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:10Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:16More than one.
00:32:17My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:20Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:25So, how are you...
00:32:29How are you...
00:32:36How are you really going to make it up to me?
00:32:42Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:49Are you all right?
00:32:51Is there something wrong?
00:32:52Nope.
00:32:59What's under here?
00:33:07What's under here?
00:33:09Nothing.
00:33:11All good.
00:33:12Just, um...
00:33:14Good story from volleyball practice.
00:33:18All right.
00:33:19We ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:21Yeah.
00:33:21I'll just finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:25Cool.
00:33:26Porsche, let's go.
00:33:33Thank God.
00:33:34I nearly suffocated.
00:33:36Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:37You're the best.
00:33:38Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:43And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:46Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:47Sorry.
00:33:48Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:50Wait, is that...
00:33:51Oh, my God.
00:33:53Ew.
00:33:54Ew, ew, ew.
00:33:56Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps.
00:33:58And get our assignment done.
00:34:07Let me go.
00:34:10That's better.
00:34:12Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:16No, never.
00:34:19And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:21Don't change the subject.
00:34:23You were actually nice to me for once.
00:34:29So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:40Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:43You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:46Never in my lifetime.
00:34:48Because I still hate you.
00:34:49Hate you more.
00:34:57Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:02Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:05So, I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:10A hundred percent.
00:35:12Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:15Now, help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:18Oh, shit.
00:35:22Load on food stamps.
00:35:24You got me.
00:35:29You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:35Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:36I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:52You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:35:55How am I supposed to do that?
00:35:57Be you?
00:35:58Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:01Huh?
00:36:02Band kids are easy.
00:36:03Just feed them.
00:36:14Drama kids, crave attention.
00:36:17Just take your selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:19Uh, hey, guys.
00:36:21Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:24Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:34Oh, my God.
00:36:35Love it.
00:36:36Thanks, guys.
00:36:37Oh, my God.
00:36:38As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Sorry.
00:36:46No chance.
00:36:47What do you mean?
00:36:48I need their votes to win.
00:36:49Yeah.
00:36:50You're screwed.
00:36:52Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:36:56So, what do you got?
00:36:58Boobs.
00:37:01And I can be popular.
00:37:03And I got boobs.
00:37:05You got any gold medals?
00:37:07No.
00:37:08You got any scholarships?
00:37:10No.
00:37:11But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:16And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament, where the only
00:37:21thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:25On the blue team, Harper and Anderson.
00:37:28So, who are you playing against?
00:37:32And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:37You're shitting me.
00:37:38I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:41That's what she said.
00:37:43It is literally what she said.
00:37:45Yo, Anderson.
00:37:46Looking good, man.
00:37:47Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:49What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:51Scared I beat you?
00:37:55I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:37:59Let's play, then.
00:38:01Let's go.
00:38:03Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:04Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:09Okay.
00:38:10My potential voters are here.
00:38:12Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:15You got this, okay?
00:38:27Oh, what a hit.
00:38:29Woo!
00:38:30Eat there, fish.
00:38:36Remember who you play against.
00:38:43Hey!
00:38:44Oh, and the spike from Anderson.
00:38:47It's cool.
00:38:49We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:51At least I have a daddy.
00:38:58Let's go.
00:39:26So you can train a pig to smile.
00:39:29What?
00:39:30I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:32I mean, us.
00:39:33We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:35He's competitive.
00:39:36And I'm hot.
00:39:37There's no way I'm letting the school janitor beat me,
00:39:39not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:42Oh my God, Irving, America!
00:39:45You're dead!
00:39:57Hey, you okay?
00:40:01Portia, that was bullshit.
00:40:03Boo!
00:40:04You suck!
00:40:06Get out of here!
00:40:07Lame!
00:40:07Whatever.
00:40:08What is that?
00:40:09You gotta be kidding.
00:40:10Followers are gonna hate me.
00:40:12You got this, okay?
00:40:13Come on.
00:40:27Oh my God, is that Portia?
00:40:32Whoa, babe, that was some head.
00:40:33Are you okay?
00:40:37Do I look okay?
00:40:39Can you help?
00:40:41Please?
00:40:53Great game.
00:40:54Awesome final serve.
00:40:56My followers are going crazy for you.
00:40:58Yeah, she smashed it.
00:41:00Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:41:03Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:41:04Yeah, do it.
00:41:05We'll vote for you.
00:41:06That's like a whole team here.
00:41:08Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:09You're gonna be viral.
00:41:10Wow, this might work after all.
00:41:13And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:17She's gone.
00:41:19I will kill her!
00:41:21It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:23Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen.
00:41:25I'm Prom Queen.
00:41:26She's fucking Poverty Queen.
00:41:28She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:31Who cares?
00:41:32Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:34And she's changing him.
00:41:37She better not change you, too.
00:41:38Portia, you've been Prom Queen like every year.
00:41:42It's starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:46Or?
00:41:47Needy?
00:41:49Needy.
00:41:50I was just joking.
00:41:52I didn't mean it.
00:41:54Why aren't you supporting me?
00:41:55Why is everything changing?
00:41:59Just go.
00:42:02Go.
00:42:03I'm fine.
00:42:07I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:26I'm gonna fuck you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuums.
00:42:33Happy Valentine.
00:42:35Happy Valentine.
00:42:47For you.
00:42:49A.
00:42:50Wait.
00:42:51Did Anderson just get me a Valentine?
00:42:58What the fuck?
00:42:59Someone else is giving Harper a Valentine?
00:43:03I know.
00:43:04She looks like a walking coxswainer to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:15Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:17It will.
00:43:18That's weird.
00:43:19He's making it sound like it's not from him.
00:43:21So, who's it from?
00:43:23Oh, hey!
00:43:24Wait, that's mine!
00:43:25Give it back!
00:43:25How do you know?
00:43:27Hadn't know?
00:43:28Yeah?
00:43:29Who from?
00:43:32You don't even know.
00:43:33But when I find out, I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:42Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:44Tastes kind of weird.
00:43:46Typical trust fund jerk.
00:43:49Always taking whatever you want.
00:43:52Anderson?
00:43:54Oh, what the fuck?
00:43:55Anderson!
00:43:56Anderson!
00:43:56What?
00:43:57Help!
00:44:01Anderson!
00:44:03Help!
00:44:04Help!
00:44:05Shit, it's drugs.
00:44:08That was meant for me.
00:44:10Anderson, wake up.
00:44:11Yep.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:15Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:19The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:20It is about to commence.
00:44:21Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:23Oh, sorry.
00:44:26Wake up, Anderson.
00:44:31Oh, my God.
00:44:34Hey, buddy.
00:44:35You need you.
00:44:36Rex, you're heavy.
00:44:40Just fine.
00:44:41Wake up.
00:44:42Wake up.
00:44:46Wake up!
00:44:52Anderson, please wake up!
00:44:56Wait.
00:44:57I...
00:44:59...it's on my phone!
00:45:15Finally!
00:45:33No, no, we don't have time to do this really nice thing.
00:45:36Yeah, we do.
00:45:37No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:40Shit, what's going on?
00:45:42Why do I feel so wrong?
00:45:43I'll explain later.
00:45:44Okay, we need to go.
00:45:47Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:50So, yes.
00:45:52I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry clothes
00:45:56and we need to go.
00:45:58Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt that we lost and found.
00:46:02So, you can do with this and I will do with that.
00:46:08Okay, you gotta help me in.
00:46:10Yep.
00:46:11Yep, that's it.
00:46:13Good little big boy.
00:46:18Cool.
00:46:27You're not ready, babe.
00:46:29What?
00:46:30Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing
00:46:36you?
00:46:37We don't have time for this.
00:46:39You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:43Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the dean's office.
00:46:46Yep, yep, go, go.
00:46:47Oh, where are you?
00:46:47Oh, you're staying?
00:46:48Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:49Oh, yep.
00:46:53This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:46:56Okay.
00:46:57Confidence.
00:46:58Confidence.
00:46:59He's here.
00:47:01Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:03A step forward, please.
00:47:06So, this is for your courage.
00:47:09Above and beyond the call of duty.
00:47:11Congratulations.
00:47:15Mr. Savage.
00:47:18You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:24Thank you, sir.
00:47:29He looks great.
00:47:35What did you do to earn this?
00:47:38Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:43Right here, actually.
00:47:44Wait.
00:47:45You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:48It was all over TV.
00:47:50And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:47:53Dude, what's his problem?
00:47:54What you did was so brave.
00:47:57Thanks.
00:47:57No, seriously.
00:47:59I'm proud of you, trust man.
00:48:01You should wear this every day.
00:48:02It feels just like I'm falling.
00:48:06Are you serious?
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:09No.
00:48:10No.
00:48:16Wait.
00:48:17Did we shower together?
00:48:21Why?
00:48:22Don't you remember?
00:48:23Not really.
00:48:25I know you were there.
00:48:27And?
00:48:29And you were wet?
00:48:32I don't know.
00:48:33It's fuzzy.
00:48:36He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:38I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:41Okay.
00:48:43I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:45That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:48Nope.
00:48:49That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:51You sure you're not holding out on me food stamps?
00:48:54Why would I do that?
00:48:56I don't know.
00:48:57Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:03No, no, no.
00:49:04You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:05I promise.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:08Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:10Got to go find my prong dress.
00:49:12I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:16Good at taking them off.
00:49:17Not so much at buying them.
00:49:19Okay.
00:49:19Information I did not need to know.
00:49:22I'll see you later.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:27Hey, Harper.
00:49:32What you did today?
00:49:51Is that for prom?
00:49:52Uh, kinda.
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:55It's cool.
00:49:56Very, very cool.
00:49:57So it's not?
00:49:59Show me.
00:50:01Seriously?
00:50:02You're not gonna show me.
00:50:03It's 20 years bad luck.
00:50:05That's for weddings.
00:50:06Come on.
00:50:07I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:16I know, I know, I know, it's a poop emoji.
00:50:20Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:23I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:25I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:28Can you like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:31I'll figure it out.
00:50:33Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:35Just go.
00:50:36Go.
00:50:38Okay.
00:50:43Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:45No.
00:50:46This is important.
00:50:47I don't want you to miss out on anything, cause I'm gone.
00:50:51Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:50:57Okay.
00:50:58Okay, Mom.
00:51:00Cavendish, Harvard, prom queen.
00:51:01I'll do it all.
00:51:02I'll do it all for you.
00:51:10Mom.
00:51:13Mom.
00:51:19Shit.
00:51:22I'm so screwed.
00:51:23I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:32Hey.
00:51:33I need you to do something for me.
00:51:38Note to self.
00:51:40Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:46Correction, Harper.
00:51:47Have parents.
00:51:53Food sales.
00:51:54You need to come with me.
00:51:55I can't.
00:51:56Prom's only four hours away.
00:51:57I have to make this work.
00:51:59Harper.
00:51:59Trust me.
00:52:01Okay?
00:52:15Don't worry.
00:52:16My dad's away on a business trip.
00:52:19It's Taylor Swift coming.
00:52:21It's Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:22T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:24The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:27Him and his team are gonna create some serious magic.
00:52:32What?
00:52:32Anderson, no.
00:52:33This is way too much.
00:52:34Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:36Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like this.
00:52:40Why not?
00:52:41Because I can't afford it, okay?
00:52:44I've spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:52:48I know.
00:52:49Which is why this one's on me, okay?
00:52:53Why are you doing this for me?
00:52:55Because I want you to have the best.
00:52:58Doesn't matter.
00:52:59Just enjoy it, okay?
00:53:01Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:04She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:09Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:12But we hate each other.
00:53:14We sure do.
00:53:14You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:16You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:18And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:20Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:23So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:25Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:29You know, like my car.
00:53:36All right, I'll do it.
00:53:38Great.
00:53:39Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:41I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:47Be gentle on me.
00:53:48I'm a makeover virgin.
00:53:51Even better.
00:53:52This will be fun.
00:53:55Okay, sit.
00:53:56Let's go.
00:53:57Color, yes.
00:53:59Black, funeral.
00:54:00Oh, how good is this?
00:54:04Ooh, fun trap.
00:54:06Catch.
00:54:06It's okay, we'll get there.
00:54:08Yes.
00:54:10Yes.
00:54:11Sparkle.
00:54:13Ooh, pretty.
00:54:14Go.
00:54:15Come on.
00:54:20No.
00:54:22Mm.
00:54:23No.
00:54:24It's getting close.
00:54:29I am amazing.
00:54:31You really did it this time.
00:54:33Are you ready to go?
00:54:41Yeah, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:44And she'll accept them.
00:54:45She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:51Dumped Hamilton, need to be with you.
00:54:53What?
00:54:53Night's our night.
00:54:56Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:00Shit.
00:55:04Sorry, got an issue.
00:55:06Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:08Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:10Okay, girl.
00:55:11Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:27Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:28Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:34Wow.
00:55:35It's like a dream.
00:55:37It's like a dream.
00:55:48Where is Anderson?
00:55:50He should have come running.
00:55:51How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:55:54Waiting for someone?
00:55:57We need to talk.
00:55:59Seriously.
00:56:00Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:02It's not working out.
00:56:03So who's it working out for then?
00:56:05Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:09Am I really doing this?
00:56:11What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:15They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:18Me.
00:56:20Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:22Forgot to say, Carver.
00:56:23Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:25Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:41Oh, my God.
00:56:44Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:45That dress is fire.
00:56:48She looks so hot.
00:56:51How can a bigger like her afford that dress?
00:57:10Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:16Hey, food stamps.
00:57:18You look amazing.
00:57:23You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:28Um, may I?
00:57:39Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:41Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:44Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:48Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:57:54Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:57:58That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:01So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:06You're joking.
00:58:08I'm not.
00:58:11Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:15Obviously, because of me.
00:58:16I mean, I chose the dress and I'd say they got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:19So, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:23Are we going to dance or what?
00:58:26I so want to more than anything.
00:58:29But can I trust this?
00:58:42Okay.
00:58:44Put your hands here.
00:58:50Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:58:53I'm not bad.
00:59:29It's time to announce a prom king and queen. Portia Leon, a queen for many years. Thank you for your
00:59:37service. But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
00:59:52Be cool, Portia.
00:59:54What is happening? That crown is mine. I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be
00:59:59together.
00:59:59Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy. But if you act like
01:00:04a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him.
01:00:10Wait. Anderson and Portia were never together? This isn't real. This isn't happening.
01:00:16It is. Don't deal with it. Sorry, Portia. I gotta go be king.
01:00:27It's all right.
01:00:37A new king and queen.
01:00:44Well done for the steps.
01:00:50I did it, Mom. Just like we promised. I'm prom queen.
01:00:57It's true. Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:03I always thought Anderson was really into her. Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:11It's you, Portia.
01:01:14Congratulations.
01:01:15Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave them a ton of money so
01:01:23you could win.
01:01:24I don't believe you.
01:01:25Makes sense to me.
01:01:27And me.
01:01:27Hey, Mayas. Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:33Sex. Lots of.
01:01:34There you go. If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:40I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:43I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:46You're gonna make a fool of yourself.
01:01:48There's no way you beat me. Not in a million years.
01:01:51Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:01:56A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:01You know the truth, witch.
01:02:03You're nothing.
01:02:05You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:09You're trash.
01:02:11A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:17Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:19That's right.
01:02:20So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:24Now you're getting it.
01:02:26And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:34Ouch.
01:02:36That is a good point.
01:02:40Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:42Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:02:46Oh my god.
01:02:56I think so.
01:03:04Oh my god.
01:03:08You okay?
01:03:10I think so.
01:03:12No.
01:03:12Jesus.
01:03:15What did you just do?
01:03:16You tripped on a hem.
01:03:17I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:19Bullshit.
01:03:20No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:23What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:27You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:28I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:31Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:34I don't know.
01:03:36The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:03:38Fuck you!
01:03:40What a bunch of lies.
01:03:42Hey.
01:03:43How's your ankle? Are you okay?
01:03:44It's okay, it's okay. I'm okay.
01:03:48You're not okay.
01:03:51I got you.
01:03:54You okay?
01:03:55I will be.
01:03:58Okay. Now don't go anywhere.
01:04:02I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:05Is it bad?
01:04:06Yeah, it's going to need some strapping.
01:04:11Can we talk?
01:04:12If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:16I have none.
01:04:17I have none.
01:04:19I just...
01:04:21I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:26That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:28You went to see Portia?
01:04:30Hamilton.
01:04:31Well, her check.
01:04:33He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:35Poor guy.
01:04:37I don't understand.
01:04:38I don't understand.
01:04:38I don't understand.
01:04:38Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:42It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:44I don't love her.
01:04:45Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:48What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:52She always wants what she can't have, and I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:04:57Why didn't you just say that?
01:04:59Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:02Because I had to be sure.
01:05:03Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:06Let's face it.
01:05:07You never would have believed me.
01:05:09I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:12Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:16About a lot of things.
01:05:23Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:28Uh, I got you something.
01:05:37I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:41Well, they're so lovely.
01:05:44Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:47No, no, no.
01:05:48You've already been too generous.
01:05:50It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:05:52I have a trust fund, remember?
01:06:03Beautiful.
01:06:05They are beautiful.
01:06:08I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:12How's your ankle?
01:06:14Better.
01:06:15We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:18Says who?
01:06:21Really?
01:06:23Come on.
01:06:27Um, okay.
01:06:29Put your feet on mine.
01:06:44Is this real?
01:06:46Is this really happening?
01:06:48I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:51I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:21Wait.
01:07:22What?
01:07:23I'm sorry.
01:07:23I know.
01:07:25You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:08:03I know they went this way.
01:08:05Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:07I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:09Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:13he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:16He'll see that.
01:08:19How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:24Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:39If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:42we don't need to hang.
01:08:45What?
01:08:46You're sick of me already?
01:08:49Hey.
01:08:51You're mine.
01:08:53But your dad still hates me.
01:08:56Yep.
01:08:57And you know what?
01:08:59He can go fuck himself.
01:09:01In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:07Come on.
01:09:11Hey.
01:09:12I want to be finished printing.
01:09:15Oh my God.
01:09:17It looks amazing.
01:09:18This is so good news for us.
01:09:21And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:24You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:27I think she probably sleeps like Eye of New in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:30And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:32Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:36This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:51This can't be happening.
01:09:53No.
01:09:57Give us a smile.
01:09:59Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:04You did this?
01:10:05No.
01:10:05You did the crime, remember?
01:10:09Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:10Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom.
01:10:13So, I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:15It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:18You're horrible.
01:10:19And you're a thief.
01:10:21So, I check my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:24Half of it's missing!
01:10:26What? No, no, you're a liar!
01:10:28You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:29If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker
01:10:32before the police arrive.
01:10:34What the hell is this?
01:10:35This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch
01:10:40and my jewelry.
01:10:42Is this true?
01:10:44You have a police record?
01:10:47That's not true.
01:10:48I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:50Too funny.
01:10:51Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little toast?
01:10:56You feel bad, right?
01:11:04Tell me.
01:11:06There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:12He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch.
01:11:16Because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:18To what? To punish you?
01:11:20Yeah.
01:11:21He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:25You believe me, don't you?
01:11:27Harper.
01:11:28Don't answer that, son.
01:11:30Father?
01:11:31What are you doing here?
01:11:32Parshia called me.
01:11:34This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:36I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:40Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:44Parshall gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:11:49That's not fair.
01:11:52You don't know her.
01:11:53As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can
01:11:57to have your scholarship revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:00In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:04What?
01:12:07Harper.
01:12:10Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:12Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:15Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:17Exactly.
01:12:18Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:24Harper.
01:12:28Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:33Come on.
01:12:38Come on, pick up.
01:12:40Please, Harper.
01:12:40Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:54If I could search the world, then I'd be happier than I am.
01:12:55Come on.
01:12:58If I could search the world, then I'd be happier than I am.
01:13:14Call Hamilton.
01:13:19Hey.
01:13:21Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:23Dude, look, Harper's runoff.
01:13:25I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:28I need you to call her.
01:13:30Hopefully she'll pick up for you.
01:13:31Please, ma'am.
01:13:32I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:33This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:36Look, Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:39If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever,
01:13:41and I'll never see her again.
01:13:43You've got to help me, man, please.
01:13:47Harper.
01:13:49Hey.
01:13:51Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:13:53Why do you suddenly care?
01:13:55Apologize to her.
01:13:57Do it now.
01:13:58I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:02I'm sorry about that.
01:14:05It's fine.
01:14:06It doesn't matter.
01:14:07None of it does.
01:14:08It's over now.
01:14:09Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:13Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:16She's right.
01:14:18I don't belong here.
01:14:20People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:25Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:28Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:30Yeah, I guess with Anderson.
01:14:35Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time,
01:14:38it just felt safe with it.
01:14:40Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:46Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:14:54It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:14:58You wore a men's watch.
01:15:00Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:06And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:12And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:15Let's see it for Miss Leon.
01:15:17Thank you, sir.
01:15:19Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:24I took my jewelry off her gym.
01:15:26And then I found it stolen.
01:15:27And the Maya...
01:15:28Sorry.
01:15:29Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:34Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:38But it's not.
01:15:39It's the police's word, another young man's word, and Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:47Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:49Not evidence, but...
01:15:52I worked so hard for this.
01:15:55Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:15:58It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:00You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:03Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:07Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship.
01:16:10And report this to the police.
01:16:14No.
01:16:16Stop.
01:16:18You all will need to see this.
01:16:20You all will need to see this.
01:16:23I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell, saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:30He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:32When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:37For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:38What you got over you?
01:16:39Have some dignity.
01:16:46Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:16:52Oh, my God.
01:16:54You found it.
01:16:55Oh, thank you.
01:16:57Thank you, thank you.
01:16:58Yeah, I found it.
01:16:59In your bedside table.
01:17:01Is this true?
01:17:04I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:06She'll never be one of us.
01:17:07Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:10She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:13We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:17Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:24Your accusers say, oh, you're a very sincere apology.
01:17:27Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:29And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up for this.
01:17:34Oh, thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:39Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:43Please don't expel me.
01:17:44My parents will kill me.
01:17:49I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:17:53Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:17:55You think you've won, don't you?
01:17:57But you haven't.
01:17:59Not by a long shot.
01:18:01You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:04You won't come to realize that.
01:18:06She's not like us.
01:18:07No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:08You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:11You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:14Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:16Four wives, all gone.
01:18:19Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:24Anderson, drop her.
01:18:26If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you every time.
01:18:31Anderson, you don't mean that.
01:18:33Listen clearly.
01:18:33If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:40I hope he's right about you.
01:18:43Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:46With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:18:56Anderson, what did you just do?
01:18:59I stood up for my girl.
01:19:02So I'm your girl?
01:19:04So I'm your girl?
01:19:06Well, that depends.
01:19:09Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:12I don't know.
01:19:13What's that job entail?
01:19:15It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:19And we'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:26And I'll probably say things like, I love you, Harper.
01:19:30I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:32Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:35I think I could handle all that.
01:19:39And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:44I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:48I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:19:59I love you.
01:20:01I love you.
01:20:13Miss Sullivan.
01:20:17What's this?
01:20:18Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:20They had some for me, too.
01:20:21Oh, shit.
01:20:22Sorry, Dean.
01:20:29Food stamps, just open it.
01:20:40It's my confirmation.
01:20:41I'm in.
01:20:42I'm definitely in.
01:20:43Oh, my God.
01:20:47I don't mean to steal your thunder, but...
01:20:50I got an early offer, too.
01:20:53Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:20:56Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:20:58Guess I'm going to have to try harder, then.
01:21:01It's perfect.
01:21:02Everything's perfect.
01:21:10Hey.
01:21:12Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:14You know that, right?
01:21:16I do.
01:21:31I can't, I can't imagine, I can't, I can't imagine the night.
01:21:36I know that, right?
01:21:37I can't.
01:21:37I can't imagine that you are all the ones.
01:21:38I can't imagine..
01:21:38My mom is working with my mom.
01:21:38I can't imagine the night.
01:21:38With me soon...
01:21:40What's this process?
01:21:43My mom would be really proud of me.
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