00:00there are always people who say that they love i love animals i love animals more than i love
00:04people you could say that all day but the people i'm going to talk about right now they live that
00:09stupid life and the reason i say stupid is because apparently there's a new trend now
00:15of people clearly extremely affluent i got money to wipe my ass with
00:22like type rich who are buying jewelry for their dogs and it could be a couple thousand dollars
00:34some people are buying million dollar jewelry for their animals like there's a business
00:40that's that's making money they're considering expanding
00:47because they're selling jewelry for animals that's next level that's i'm out on this
00:55conversation i'm not a pet person so i but i am and i even i think that's crazy it is
01:02that is
01:02crazy that's ridiculous if you got that much money and you want that's what you want to blow it on
01:05then you know what no but imagine you got a significant other there and they're just watching
01:09you spending all that damn money on your dog listen we ain't got money like that but i
01:14if we came into a windfall i feel like my wife is on the way there man ever since we
01:19got this new
01:20dog oh she's obsessed with that new dog i feel bad for your other dogs i feel bad for me
01:25i feel bad
01:27for me she loves the dog more than she loves me it's starting to be clear she will do things
01:33for this
01:34dog that i'm like yo it's a dog it's not a human baby she treats it like a human baby
01:40she has to get
01:42him a little sweatshirt because it's cold outside she gets mad when i call him ugly she's like stop
01:48calling him ugly you're hurting his feelings he has no feelings his feelings are i'm hungry i have to
01:52take a crap and you're home i'm happy no stop don't say that i'll grab him right every now and
01:58then when
01:59i grab him i'm in the mood to play with him and stuff she tells me to relax because he
02:05just ate
02:06and it could mess with this it could mess with his stomach he gets acid reflux i'm like are you
02:12kidding
02:13me it's a freaking dog his digestion his digestion his digestion he sleeps on the bed
02:22he sleeps on the bed are you on the edge of the bed and the dog has the middle and
02:26is very comfortable
02:28the only reason i'm gonna say no to that is because i established that when she tried to put him
02:33like very very up high like kind of like where the pillows are with us and i was like oh
02:39no no no no
02:39no and i stuck his ass down by the feet but you better believe if i ever say let the
02:44dog come up
02:45here immediately immediately i think i'm still winning but not for long the way things are going
02:53i think yeah i think i think i'm still winning i'm not sure it's got to make sure that sex
02:59game
02:59is on point and i'll keep myself up on top other than that she loves the dog more than me
03:04she brings
03:04it to work so she spends more time with the dog than she spends with me
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