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00:00:05Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, he's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:32Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:56Come on!
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:15Two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:20It's more if they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28And mannequins in their potties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:34Room service.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:01:52Mission accomplished.
00:02:00To get in there.
00:02:05She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:08I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma, too.
00:02:18And everything is going to be mine.
00:02:21She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:23The mansion.
00:02:23The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah.
00:02:28Sure I do.
00:02:29I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on.
00:02:33Here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:37My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:45No.
00:02:49Careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:55I'm sorry.
00:02:56I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:11Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:14Classic.
00:03:35Grandma.
00:03:37Everything hurts.
00:03:40Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:45what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here i saved your life
00:03:50five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real why couldn't you have
00:03:55done this sooner you would have saved me a lot of time but you'll be dead and i'll be rich
00:04:03oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:10oh oh answer yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:23what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with
00:04:28you dude listen you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want to stay
00:04:32away from
00:04:32my grandma you got it what the hell what the hell what the hell oh my god am i dead
00:04:45is this some
00:04:46freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else oh my god oh my god this isn't real
00:04:53this isn't real this isn't real what i'm alive wait what what's going on who the hell are you
00:05:10what are you doing in my body i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do
00:05:15you're that suicidal bride you're that jerk who crashed into me oh my god okay what did you do
00:05:23my identity is complicated if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7
00:05:28excuse me i'm blair woods heirs to the woods family i'm not going to spend 24 7 with a filthy
00:05:33stranger
00:05:33stranger fine let's get married what oh my god you're completely insane you were running from
00:05:40your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them that i changed my mind the wedding is back on
00:05:46no no no no he's trying to kill me absolutely not you cannot do that
00:05:52it's your choice him or me
00:05:57it's your choice him or me
00:06:01fine fine
00:06:02i mean who's that guy
00:06:12what the hell my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats you're dumped
00:06:20okay you need to work with me here too short excuse me they're too short
00:06:28what are you doing this guy is obviously using you don't fall for a pretty boy act like his
00:06:35okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man so and you know what guys who
00:06:40try to kill women for money don't get to marry me i mean i'm fiance so dream on loser
00:06:45what the blair i'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence okay
00:07:08well
00:07:09okay we'll meet you at the church fair enough don't disappoint me
00:07:18okay but like how do we switch back can we just like crash into each other again i'm game
00:07:24go stand in the middle of the road i'll grab my car you know i'd rather be a bitter bride
00:07:28than road
00:07:29kill so screw it let's get married get ready to kneel
00:07:35kneel yeah
00:07:40all right 857
00:07:45all right what's your name uh blair woods buddy i asked your name not your fiance's
00:07:51oh um uh uh come here where did i talk to what your name did i have to do it
00:07:57the young fall
00:08:00uh-huh are you two sure about this yeah because i've seen a lot of couples come through here and
00:08:07i'm not gonna lie this one might need a checkup from the neck cover excuse me wait are you
00:08:11Are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:18Alright.
00:08:28Do you know when she's gonna show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:44Ugh.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:50Ugh.
00:08:51My first wedding and I'm gonna be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:55Look at that.
00:08:57Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:09:00Through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:04Alright then.
00:09:05In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:10Please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:20Stop.
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:23What?
00:09:24Ow.
00:09:24God.
00:09:34Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:37Hey.
00:09:38I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:51Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Excuse me.
00:09:54Under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:58Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have-
00:10:12You come visit and I'll make a scene.
00:10:17You know we're passionate.
00:10:18I really had a good kisser all night.
00:10:25This ring is like insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy, sentimental type.
00:10:31It's kinda hot though.
00:10:33It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh my god.
00:10:37No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:38This must be like super important to you here.
00:10:39You should take it back.
00:10:40No, we're married.
00:10:41It's yours now.
00:10:43Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:45And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:49Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:51No.
00:10:52Alright.
00:10:53Let's go home.
00:10:55Husband.
00:10:59I remember the way-
00:11:02Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:05You try to save my life-
00:11:08Oh my god.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:25It's like totally where normal people live on TV is.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:29Um, well, princess.
00:11:30Welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:45So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:52Or is it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay.
00:11:55Well, then by that same vow you're stuck with me forever too, so-
00:11:57No.
00:11:58Forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:00Wow.
00:12:01Morbid.
00:12:02But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just like stay alive.
00:12:06No.
00:12:06Not an option.
00:12:07Okay.
00:12:08If you want to stay alive, you'll stay put.
00:12:11Right here.
00:12:13Why?
00:12:15Softly little princess.
00:12:18You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:23Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:26What, uh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:44What?
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:56A what?
00:13:00I'm sorry.
00:13:01I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:06I knew he was trouble.
00:13:07This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12That.
00:13:19Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:22My identity is classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait.
00:13:25Just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife now.
00:13:36Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like...
00:13:42trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Get used to it.
00:13:57Go wash up.
00:13:58It's almost bedtime.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:09No, no, no.
00:14:11If it's on the bed, you get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:15It's ladies first.
00:14:16I'm a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:26Didn't you say you were gonna protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:47I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:55Wait.
00:14:56No way.
00:14:59Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:07Oh!
00:15:12Oh my God!
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:24Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near that face,
00:15:28worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:31I will legit eat your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:36Grab your wallet.
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:42Okay, let's go.
00:15:53God, this woman is terrifying.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:15:58Shit.
00:16:07Trust.
00:16:09Process.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:14Be a good girl.
00:16:15Okay?
00:16:18I happy you're telling you
00:16:24Long liveeter's life changes in your life.
00:16:25Oh.
00:16:44We're not talking-
00:16:45Lot of years of life.
00:16:45Seriously.
00:16:45Yes, your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:49Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:58No.
00:17:00I'll take everything.
00:17:02Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:16Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:19All right, put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:25Whoa.
00:17:31I hate it.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:41You're going to put that on here?
00:17:43No.
00:17:43What?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:50Is it hot in here?
00:17:52Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:57Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You rinse it off in your shower.
00:18:01Oh, shower?
00:18:02Shower?
00:18:06Blow out the candle
00:18:09Turn out the light
00:18:12Build the tension
00:18:16Cut it with the knife
00:18:19Cut it with the knife
00:18:20Cut it with the knife
00:18:20Cut it with the knife
00:18:20Cut it with the knife
00:18:21Cut it with the knife
00:18:21Cut it with the knife
00:18:21All right, no peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see.
00:18:26Ouch.
00:18:27Really much?
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:29Your home
00:18:29Cut it with the knife
00:18:42Cut it with the knife
00:18:49Cut it with the knife
00:18:50So many of you can call it
00:18:51Or even...
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:52Um, yeah, um, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:19:02Yo, man, you've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:05Do you miss me or what?
00:19:07Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess, you dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:13Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable anyway.
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:20Muzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:24Uh, oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:29So, your boy's outside, and he said something about, um, the shit.
00:19:31What? What the hell? Did you agree?
00:19:33Well, you told me that, mm-hmm, so I, mm-hmm.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:42Wait, hold up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:44At least on some underwear.
00:19:56Well, it's about time you let me in. I...
00:20:02Am I interrupting something?
00:20:06Hmm.
00:20:19So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:23Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:27Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:31The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my wife, and, uh, just, we clicked instantly, and, uh,
00:20:41decided to get married.
00:20:43Is there a problem?
00:20:44Oh, wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are, getting married, and not even telling me.
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas. I am straight.
00:20:54So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:00Okay, don't get any weird ideas. I'm straight.
00:21:04So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:07I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as extra as you are.
00:21:12Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:17Nah, man, she's good. She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:20She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:22Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out
00:21:26the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:30Get to the point. Skip the filler.
00:21:33Hold on.
00:21:37Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once, and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her. Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:55Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening. Can't you see we just got married? We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:01Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:06You don't take this mission?
00:22:08You fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:14Your wife, or your life?
00:22:17Make your choice.
00:22:22Honeymoon can wait. He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck to you two, lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top-secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:38No, relax. I'll handle it.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods, you got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:54Oh, you're so dead.
00:23:03Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:07Yeah, he's the love of my life. I'm all in.
00:23:11Well, what's the feeling?
00:23:15Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:19Yeah, he's the love of my life. I'm all in.
00:23:23Bro, what's the feeling?
00:23:27Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:33Not on my watch.
00:23:36Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:38No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:39Please, please, we truly love each other.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:48Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:54Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:04Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:07We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:10We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But, fine.
00:24:15If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:20Oh.
00:24:24Mia?
00:24:35How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:38Oh, uh, Blair, too, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:42Like, they get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:51That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57Lee did, it was asked me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, Grandma.
00:25:05But it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:14And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:18So, love who you love.
00:25:24As for you, if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter, you'll regret it for the rest of
00:25:32your life.
00:25:35As for you, if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter, you'll regret it for the rest of
00:25:44your life.
00:25:45Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:00Game time.
00:26:02Target's been spotted.
00:26:10Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:16Oh, my God, Liam.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done, but someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:34Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:36We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:40We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole.
00:26:45I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:57Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:07Plot twist.
00:27:09So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:22Okay.
00:27:22Here, breathe with me.
00:27:27What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32By holding my hands?
00:27:35Science.
00:27:36Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:40Even for fake couples?
00:27:45Even for fake couples?
00:27:45Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:53Oh, and maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:00It's not fake news.
00:28:03Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17But I sure don't miss you nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:28The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:30Just seems like...
00:28:32Dangerous to AF.
00:28:34For my foster mom.
00:28:37Is it her?
00:28:44Well...
00:28:44She looks...
00:28:46Really kind.
00:28:48She was.
00:28:50She taught me how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:55So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00And I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation in your spot back?
00:29:06No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:11What?
00:29:12No.
00:29:12No.
00:29:12Absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:18All right.
00:29:19Well...
00:29:20Besides me, who else is going to help you now?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff...
00:29:25I don't know.
00:29:26I mean, like, teacher.
00:29:27You're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:28I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:39You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:47Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:58What the hell just happened?
00:30:00Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:03Why...
00:30:03Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right.
00:30:07Get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:19Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:22Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:29Do I like him?
00:30:32I don't know.
00:30:40Wow, you can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second, I was thinking you were promoting me to my future husband.
00:30:46Okay, enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:58This is the whole point.
00:30:59That's just the table of contents.
00:31:02Okay, so just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out now?
00:31:1249?
00:31:1550?
00:31:16Okay, keep going.
00:31:18Don't slow down.
00:31:19This pen isn't humane.
00:31:21That was just the warm-up.
00:31:22What?
00:31:28Oh, damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:36Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:39Hands to yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:46Baby, I need you back, I do.
00:31:50You know your body needs me too.
00:31:55What are you doing now?
00:31:57Come through.
00:32:01Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back, I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:08Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:13The main character's not going to be based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:18Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:21Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22It's a rare jewelry.
00:32:24It's a rare jewelry.
00:32:25It's an axe.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:27Limited edition air vest.
00:32:34My baby's impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:44Now, just pick one for me.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:47You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:55Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:06How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:12But it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:43Hey, raise your weapon.
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:51Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:01Please.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:07Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Okay, so I will just...
00:34:14So...
00:34:15Oh, my God.
00:34:18Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:21That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:24Oh, that is...
00:34:25Wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:28I'm going to text her later.
00:34:37Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:40No, no, you're not.
00:34:46Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:52So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:02Why?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I worked to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:07Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey, honey.
00:35:22Just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:34I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:51And now she has the nerve to play kissy face with me.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset, why don't you just say something?
00:36:01I know.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:12They used me for my money.
00:36:13And I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off that easy.
00:36:19And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:30Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:39Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with vomit.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me three favors, remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:50So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54Dear husband.
00:37:15Blair?
00:37:17I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:23And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:29And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back
00:37:37with me.
00:37:38This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:48You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:51I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:54You mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:59Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:07Well, no wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:12I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:18What?
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:22Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:26Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:34Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:36This little ambush thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:41What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful for one girl to be.
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:56Poor guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me, and I just want you to give us another chance.
00:39:05What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07God, what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you.
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:28You, you're making things up.
00:39:30Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:32All right.
00:39:33Everyone, airdrops on.
00:39:36Just let me get the door.
00:39:45You bitch!
00:39:47You spied on me?
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:52You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:02If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:10Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:14You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:26Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work, I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:36Hmm.
00:40:38I don't think so.
00:40:42Whatever.
00:40:46Damn it!
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:51Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:41:04Oh, shit.
00:41:06Can you hear me of this?
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:26Bye.
00:41:28Jesus, come on.
00:41:36Thank God you're here.
00:41:38We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey, besties.
00:41:40Today, we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:44Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:49This.
00:41:50This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:53What?
00:41:54That is impossible.
00:41:56Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:58There's no additives, and we've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:42:00You're all saying this, right?
00:42:02Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:04Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:06Fine.
00:42:07If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:10And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:15Go on.
00:42:16Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:27Let me guess.
00:42:29You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results in an hour.
00:42:40What?
00:42:40No, I would never do something like this.
00:42:43Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:48I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:51Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:59You dare question me?
00:43:01My wife's reputation?
00:43:04Nice sign.
00:43:05That face rash is makeup.
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:09Are you serious?
00:43:11Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:13Congratulations.
00:43:14Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:16Insecurity.
00:43:17No, no, no.
00:43:18I'm so sorry.
00:43:19I didn't mean to.
00:43:20It wasn't a mistake.
00:43:21No, no.
00:43:22They told me.
00:43:23I can go.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25No, no, no, no.
00:43:34I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:38I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:41How did she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance, no invite.
00:43:44It's weird, right?
00:43:45You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:52You clean that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:55Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:57Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:43:59That is not a rookie move.
00:44:02I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:12You better watch your backs.
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:17I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:20One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:25We're agents, not assassins.
00:44:28Quit pouting.
00:44:29Grab your jacket.
00:44:30We're going out.
00:44:38This place is nice.
00:44:40No, you're not here to party.
00:44:42Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:48You see that bartender over there?
00:44:51He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:53She hands out the assignments.
00:44:54Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:55Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers,
00:44:58so you'll have to go along.
00:45:02And, just a heads up,
00:45:04Marion's a little obsessed.
00:45:08Of course she is.
00:45:10You really like broken hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:12Relax.
00:45:13Never even touched her.
00:45:15You're so messy.
00:45:19Messy.
00:45:41Hey, Brady.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:44I'm going to get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:50Let's have a little fun.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:54Come on.
00:45:54Just relax a little.
00:45:56It's all right, won't you?
00:45:58Oh, my God.
00:45:59You're so messy.
00:46:00Take the seat.
00:46:01Oh, my God.
00:46:01Just so messy.
00:46:02Take the seat.
00:46:04Do you want to play rock, you little bitch?
00:46:17Okay, look.
00:46:18You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:20I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:25After we handle more pressing matters.
00:46:30You've got all night, baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby.
00:46:39Not tonight.
00:46:41Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her.
00:46:44What?
00:46:47Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me.
00:46:57That is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent, Ray.
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:08Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so.
00:47:15An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:26Wake up.
00:47:27This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:29There's no room for mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well, save your concern.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:44Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:51He's married, Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my little bird stays real.
00:48:07Or breaks.
00:48:13You little bitch.
00:48:14You want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of.
00:48:18You filthy whore.
00:48:26Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk.
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:30My God.
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no.
00:48:32Listen, Nighthawk, please.
00:48:33I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:39Get lost.
00:48:40Yeah.
00:48:43Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:50Are you okay?
00:48:59I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:03It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:18Don't worry.
00:49:23From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:39Okay, careful.
00:49:40If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like me.
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I, you, you're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:51Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57It's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:04I mean, we, I technically were already married, so.
00:50:10You could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care of you.
00:50:14Okay.
00:50:16It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:21I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:23But who, who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:28Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:35Uh, yeah.
00:50:36I mean, not ideal.
00:50:39But, um, I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:49Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:56And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six.
00:50:59As a man.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:01Um, no, we, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:03It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:09I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back to business, find out who our next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:26Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:27No, come on.
00:51:28I'm, I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:32That's a mistake.
00:51:34You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:38They call it the X-Files.
00:51:40It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:45You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:50Ethan.
00:51:51Son of a bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:05Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely Ethan.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:15He wants to play dirty?
00:52:17I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:22Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:24Back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Hmm?
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:47Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:52:52Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:55So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:57What the hell is PR doing then?
00:53:00Get those headlines scrubbed now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:08Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:53:10Step down now.
00:53:12Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:16Step down?
00:53:18I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair.
00:53:25You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:34Remove that.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove that.
00:53:39Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:42We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:43What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:49We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:50What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:53Well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company,
00:54:04making her the majority shareholder,
00:54:07and as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:12Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake,
00:54:16you are fired.
00:54:18No, no, no, no.
00:54:19You see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:24Buddy, take a long, hard looking year if you even have one.
00:54:28This company, I...
00:54:30My wife built it, and she gave it to you,
00:54:33and now she's taken it back.
00:54:34So, you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing.
00:54:36We know about the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit for predatory competition,
00:54:40so get ready to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:44I worked my ass off to get here,
00:54:47and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it, too?
00:55:08Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:10I think it will seem to be safe as long as you're safe.
00:55:24Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:26I don't care if you have to drag your heart in chains.
00:55:33If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:41Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint
00:55:46and choppered here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate times, Doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:55Come on, Doc.
00:55:56Let's do this for love with some privacy.
00:56:09Why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:14I mean, what if you died?
00:56:17What the hell would I do then?
00:56:27It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:30If I could take the pain for you.
00:56:38I think it was maybe a event for me.
00:56:40I think it's important.
00:56:42I think I'm proud of the friends of mine.
00:56:44I think.
00:56:47I don't know what I do.
00:56:48It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:51I know what's hard.
00:56:52I love you.
00:56:54I know what I do.
00:57:01It's very hard.
00:57:05No way
00:57:07We switched back
00:57:11No way
00:57:13We switched back
00:57:15Liam
00:57:16Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:18We switched back
00:57:31Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:35Waited too long
00:57:40It's gone, everything's gone
00:57:42You have to help me
00:57:43Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:49This is on you
00:57:50So, if you want your little secret going in public
00:57:54I suggest you help me
00:57:55Fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00This time, for good
00:58:07How are you feeling?
00:58:11Do you want something?
00:58:14What, do you need something?
00:58:17Didn't she say olden hands helps with pain?
00:58:19Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:22It turns out
00:58:24It's just somebody you love that actually works
00:58:29Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:30It turns out
00:58:32It's just somebody you love that actually works
00:58:36Um, okay
00:58:38Well, since you're so into me
00:58:44Um, I guess you can stay with my husband
00:58:47For a little longer
00:58:56You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can
00:59:00I mean, this whole
00:59:02Body switch nonsense happened
00:59:06So now we switch back
00:59:09I guess prayers really do work
00:59:15Um, I'm gonna get some water
00:59:27Wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman
00:59:32It's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:35Almost
00:59:36Can you not?
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:40Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam
00:59:44How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:48He's right
00:59:49As long as she's with me
00:59:50She'll always be in danger
00:59:52God, what the hell do I do?
01:00:03You know, I do have to break up this little soap opera
01:00:05But you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:09Um, okay, I'm gonna just let you guys talk
01:00:14What?
01:00:20Spit it out
01:00:21Just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22You blew up the mission
01:00:24You pissed off the client
01:00:25Glory's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:29I'm just saying
01:00:32Watch your back
01:00:34Understood
01:00:34But no one's touching Blair
01:00:36Not now, not ever
01:00:48All this fuss
01:00:49For a girl
01:00:51For a girl
01:00:53You know what's funny?
01:00:55You raise a little bird long enough
01:00:57They start to think that they can fly
01:00:58All on their own
01:01:01I'm sorry, man
01:01:02Save it
01:01:04Go take your punishment
01:01:11This Blair Woods
01:01:13Has to die
01:01:22Hey, clean
01:01:23What are you doing tonight?
01:01:24Wanna have some fun?
01:01:27Okay, cool
01:01:30Liam, we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32We can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:37Figures
01:01:39Guess you only stuck around
01:01:40Because of the body swap
01:01:42Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:50What are you talking about?
01:01:53That was the deal, right?
01:01:56Once we switch back
01:01:57We call it
01:02:00Fine
01:02:04It's not like I'm desperate
01:02:06To stay married to you anyways
01:02:19Cheers
01:02:21You've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen your husband
01:02:26Come on
01:02:28Bring him out tonight
01:02:29No, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31We're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:33Yeah, but you still like him, though
01:02:36I mean
01:02:38I
01:02:38Then go for it
01:02:40Playing it safe is never your style
01:02:46Wait, no, girl
01:02:47You are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:50No
01:02:50No, come on
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:53Please
01:02:54You can go out whenever you want
01:02:56It's not like your husband's gonna stop you
01:02:58You don't have to say it like that
01:03:03Oh, my God
01:03:05Who is this hottie?
01:03:21Oh, my God
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:25How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28Claire?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:32Nice to meet you
01:03:34Damn, Blair
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a CQ cover
01:03:38Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:42Seriously?
01:03:43Damn, girl
01:03:44You are so lucky
01:03:45What does he do?
01:03:48Um
01:03:50He's
01:03:50A model
01:03:51Yeah
01:03:52He's a model
01:03:53I knew it
01:03:54Come on
01:03:56Show us some photos
01:03:57No, no
01:03:58Another time
01:03:59I promise
01:03:59But tonight
01:04:00I'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:01Because she is a little drunk
01:04:02What?
01:04:03No
01:04:05Bye, Blair
01:04:06Come back soon
01:04:12Jeez, okay
01:04:13Slow down
01:04:14No, you're going too fast
01:04:17You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma
01:04:21Thanks, though
01:04:23Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up
01:04:25Even though you ignored my calls
01:04:27Asshole
01:04:28Well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:35Okay
01:04:36Okay
01:04:37Just breathe
01:04:38Here
01:04:40I'm going to put you right here
01:04:42I'm going to put you right here
01:04:46You okay?
01:04:47Thanks
01:04:49I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:51Wait here
01:05:20Ew
01:05:45Well, well
01:05:48I caught the esteemed
01:06:20CEO
01:06:23You know
01:06:24You know
01:06:25The thought that I ever dated you
01:06:26Makes me want to throw up
01:06:29Nice
01:06:30Well, you want to know something fun, Blair?
01:06:33Do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead
01:06:36Someone else does
01:06:37You made enemies, babe
01:06:39Big ones
01:06:44Raven
01:06:44Raven
01:06:45I need you to get me Blair's location
01:06:47Use every connection you have
01:06:48No screw-ups
01:06:51But
01:06:52If you transfer all of your shares
01:06:55Into my account
01:06:56I might just tell you
01:06:57Who actually wants you dead
01:07:01In your dreams, loser
01:07:04You are one ungrateful bitch
01:07:10A jam
01:07:11Perfect
01:07:12A jam
01:07:13You got lucky
01:07:16Probably not twice in a row
01:07:27Hey, Blair
01:07:35Are you okay?
01:07:37You keep saving me
01:07:39If you're just going to push me away
01:07:46You okay?
01:07:47You keep saving me
01:07:48If you're just going to push me away
01:07:51I was scared
01:07:52Scared that you'd get hurt
01:07:53Because of me
01:07:55But I'm done pushing you away, Blair
01:07:57I'm not going to let you go again
01:08:01How the hell did you find us?
01:08:06Oh
01:08:13My turn
01:08:18Who sent you?
01:08:19I
01:08:21You were in way over your head
01:08:29Fine
01:08:31I'll tell you
01:08:32I'll tell you
01:08:34It was the agency
01:08:36You know
01:08:37The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for
01:08:41And you guys pissed off
01:08:43The wrong viewers
01:08:44What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:52Stay behind me
01:09:04Nice, Liam
01:09:05Still sharp
01:09:07Just as I trained you
01:09:17Couldn't even get the job done
01:09:18Still the nerve to run his mouth
01:09:22Aesthetic
01:09:23Mom?
01:09:25Gloria?
01:09:26Long time may see, Blair
01:09:31You're looking more and more like your father all the time
01:09:34Trust me
01:09:35That is not a compliment
01:09:39My father
01:09:40Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:42I'm Gloria
01:09:44Liam's loving foster mom
01:09:47And your dear sweet aunt
01:09:53Hey, Gloria
01:09:55What are you talking about?
01:09:58Of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:01She only ever had eyes for her precious son
01:10:04But don't worry
01:10:05I killed your father
01:10:08I just think I'm going to kill you
01:10:09And then little old witch is next
01:10:13You mean that my father's death wasn't an accident?
01:10:17No, no
01:10:20He got in my way
01:10:21You all did
01:10:23The Woods family fortune
01:10:25Should have been mine
01:10:30And you, Liam
01:10:33Time to come home, good boy
01:10:46So you're choosing her
01:10:47Over me?
01:10:50I'm not going to let anyone hurt her
01:10:53Not even you
01:10:55Fine
01:10:55Then you will die with her
01:10:58Then you will die with her
01:11:17What's happening?
01:11:19Poison gas
01:11:21Now lay down and die quietly
01:11:23Won't you?
01:11:26What's happening?
01:11:27Poison gas
01:11:28Now lay down and die quietly
01:11:30Won't you?
01:11:31You're breathing the same night that we are
01:11:32And you're still standing
01:11:35That means there must be an antidote
01:11:38Whoever
01:11:39Must be that rotten wood family blood
01:11:42But knowing this won't save you
01:11:44I and I alone have the antidote
01:11:53You really are my finest creation
01:11:55Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care
01:11:59I'm never wanted it with mine
01:12:01And it will crush anyone
01:12:02If it gets in my way
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon, Liam
01:12:05And if you try to hurt her
01:12:07I'm going to fight you with everything
01:12:08Oh, God
01:12:28Even after everything that you did
01:12:30Grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:32To you
01:12:33She never stopped loving you
01:12:36You don't deserve any of it
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:41Why?
01:12:42After we finish him
01:12:44You're next
01:12:48Once I finish him
01:12:49You're next
01:12:54Glory Woods
01:12:55Drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:57Hands up in the air
01:12:59Turn around slowly
01:13:00Don't reach for anything
01:13:02Drop the weapon now
01:13:05Hands on top of your head
01:13:08Stop moving
01:13:09Don't resist, lady
01:13:10Turn around
01:13:11She's reaching for something
01:13:12Okay
01:13:12Sit back
01:13:15Wait more, Seth
01:13:16I swear
01:13:17I will kill them both
01:13:18Glory
01:13:19Stop
01:13:20Your brother
01:13:22He died trying to save you
01:13:24You think he abandoned you?
01:13:26Gloria, no
01:13:27He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:31Ten million dollars
01:13:32Just to keep you safe
01:13:35He pushed you away
01:13:37Just to protect you
01:13:39And
01:13:40Even when you were gone
01:13:42He watched over you
01:13:44Until the day he died
01:13:47You're lying
01:13:48You're just saying
01:13:50Mr. Trent
01:13:50Save her
01:13:52But I am not
01:13:53Falling for it
01:13:54Enough
01:14:00This
01:14:01Ends here
01:14:05You're the rest
01:14:06Put your hands behind me
01:14:07No
01:14:07No, get off of me
01:14:08Stop it
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell off of me
01:14:11Do you
01:14:12Get the hell off of me
01:14:14You okay?
01:14:16You okay?
01:14:21You okay?
01:14:26Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods
01:14:28Arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:31Source confirm she is the second daughter of the prominent Woods family
01:14:36Hey
01:14:39How did you find her?
01:14:41You're good people
01:14:43Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you
01:14:46I'm just tracking and stop to you
01:14:50Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:53Aren't you angry?
01:14:58I was
01:14:59But um
01:15:02I don't know
01:15:03Now I just
01:15:03Because I'm done
01:15:06Carrie
01:15:10From now on
01:15:11I'll be by your side
01:15:19Wow
01:15:22Okay, just eat it
01:15:24I made it with love
01:15:25Okay, so uh
01:15:27Forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now
01:15:31Oh
01:15:32Okay, so
01:15:33What I'm hearing is
01:15:34You want me to feed you
01:15:38Okay
01:15:38Okay
01:15:42You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:44Okay, what?
01:15:47You
01:15:59Blair wins
01:16:03Will you marry me?
01:16:05Again?
01:16:08But for real to say
01:16:11Yeah
01:16:12Yeah
01:16:12But yeah
01:16:16I
01:16:18I
01:16:19Okay
01:16:20Yeah
01:16:21Hey
01:16:22Yeah
01:16:27Hey
01:16:32Bye
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