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00:00:05Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, he's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:32Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:56Come on!
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:15Two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:20It's more if they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28And mannequins in their potties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:34Room service.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:01:52Mission accomplished.
00:02:00Beginning there.
00:02:05She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:08I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma, too.
00:02:18And everything is going to be mine.
00:02:21She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:23The mansion.
00:02:23The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah.
00:02:28Sure I do.
00:02:29I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on.
00:02:33Here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:45No.
00:02:49Careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:55I'm sorry.
00:02:56I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:10Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:15Classic.
00:03:34Oh, girl, everything hurts.
00:03:40Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:47What am I doing here?
00:03:49I saved your life.
00:03:50Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:54Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56You would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:03Oh, honey.
00:04:04Oh, you're awake.
00:04:06Thank God.
00:04:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:12Answer yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:14She knows about my plan?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:23What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:25What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:27What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:29Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:30You can kill me.
00:04:31You can do whatever you want.
00:04:31Just stay away from my grandma.
00:04:32You got it?
00:04:36What the hell?
00:04:37What the hell?
00:04:40What the hell?
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:48Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:05:04What?
00:05:05I'm alive.
00:05:06Wait, what?
00:05:07What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:11I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:13What did you do?
00:05:15You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:17You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:21What did you do?
00:05:23My identity is complicated.
00:05:24If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:28Excuse me.
00:05:29I'm Blair Woods.
00:05:30Heirish to the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:34Stranger?
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:38You're completely insane.
00:05:40You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42I'll go back and tell them that I changed my mind.
00:05:45The wedding is back on.
00:05:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47He's trying to kill me.
00:05:48Absolutely not.
00:05:49You cannot do that.
00:05:50Blair!
00:05:52It's your choice, him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice, him or me.
00:06:01Fine, fine.
00:06:03Wait, the second reason Scott will get me divorced.
00:06:04Yo.
00:06:05I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:12What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:17You're dumped.
00:06:20Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:22Too short.
00:06:22Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:26Blair!
00:06:27What?
00:06:29What are you doing?
00:06:30This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:33Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:35Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:38So, and you know what?
00:06:39Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:41I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:44So, dream on, loser.
00:06:46What the fuck?
00:06:47Blair?
00:06:48I'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence, okay?
00:06:55Well, her chasing men sucks.
00:06:58That's a coward.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Okay, let's get married.
00:07:03On one condition.
00:07:05We try to switch back first.
00:07:06And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:09I'll meet you at the church.
00:07:12Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:19Okay, but, like, how do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just, like, crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:24Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:27I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:33Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:40All right, 857.
00:07:45All right, what's your name?
00:07:47Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:48Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée's.
00:07:51Oh, uh, uh...
00:07:55Come here, where did I talk to you?
00:07:56What's your name?
00:07:57Leanne Long.
00:07:59Leanne Long.
00:08:00Uh-huh.
00:08:02Are you two sure about this?
00:08:04Yep.
00:08:05Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here,
00:08:07and I'm not going to lie,
00:08:08this woman might need a checkup from the neck cover.
00:08:11Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:28Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:34Great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:44Ugh.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:50Ugh.
00:08:51My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it, either.
00:08:55Look at that.
00:08:57Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:09:00Through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:04All right, then.
00:09:05In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:10Now, please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:15Rings?
00:09:15Wait, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:18Wait.
00:09:20Stop.
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:23Watch out.
00:09:25God.
00:09:26God.
00:09:34Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:38I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:51Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Excuse me, under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:58Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you only in my dreams.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:17You know we're passionate.
00:10:18I really had a good kisser all night.
00:10:25This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy, sentimental type.
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:33It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:37No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:38This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:39You should take it back.
00:10:40No, we're married.
00:10:41It's yours now.
00:10:43Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:45And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:49Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:51No.
00:10:52All right, let's go home, husband.
00:11:01Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:17Oh, my God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:25It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV is.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:29Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:45So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or is it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay, well, then by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:57No, forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:00Wow.
00:12:01Morbid.
00:12:02But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:07Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:13Why?
00:12:15You salty little princess.
00:12:18You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:23Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:27What are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:56A what?
00:13:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:06I knew he was trouble.
00:13:07This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:19Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife, you know.
00:13:36Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like...
00:13:41trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:51Oh, I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:55Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:57Go wash up.
00:13:58It's almost bedtime.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:09No, no, no.
00:14:11It was on the bed.
00:14:11You get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:15It's ladies first.
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21Wait.
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:26Ah.
00:14:26Well, didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:37Close the door.
00:14:47I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:55Wait.
00:14:56No way.
00:14:59Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:17This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20Whoa.
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:24Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:30I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:36Grab your wallet.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:53God, this woman is terrifying.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:16:07Trust process.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:14Be a good girl.
00:16:15Okay?
00:16:16Okay.
00:16:18Okay.
00:16:41Slay.
00:16:42Mom.
00:16:44Mom.
00:16:45I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:49Oh, look.
00:16:49You're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:52This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:57No.
00:17:00I'll take everything.
00:17:02Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:16Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:19All right, put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:31I hate it.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:36Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:41You're gonna put that on...
00:17:42No.
00:17:43What?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:51Is it hot in here?
00:17:53Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:58Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You rinse it off in your shower.
00:18:01Oh, shower?
00:18:02What?
00:18:21All right.
00:18:22No peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:26Ouch.
00:18:27Really much?
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:50So many names we're even...
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah.
00:18:54Um, whatever he says, just say...
00:18:57Mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:19:02Yo, man.
00:19:03You've been straight-up ghost-mode for days.
00:19:05Do you miss me, or what?
00:19:07Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess.
00:19:10You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:13Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable, anyway.
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:20Muzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:24Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:29So, your boy's outside, and he said something about the mission.
00:19:31What?
00:19:31What the hell?
00:19:32Did you agree?
00:19:33Well, you told me that I'm home, so I...
00:19:34Mm-hmm.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:42Wait, hold up.
00:19:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:43What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:44At least...
00:19:45On some underwear.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:51Okay.
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:54Okay.
00:19:55Okay.
00:19:56Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:58I...
00:20:02Am I interrupting something?
00:20:06Hm.
00:20:19So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:23Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:27Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:31The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life, and, uh, just we clicked
00:20:39instantly, and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:43Is there a problem?
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are, getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:51Hm.
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:53I am straight.
00:20:54So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:00Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:02I'm straight.
00:21:04So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:07I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as extra as you are.
00:21:12Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:17Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:18She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:19She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:22Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you
00:21:26out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:30Guess the point.
00:21:31Skip the filler.
00:21:33Hold on.
00:21:38Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:55Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:58Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:01Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:06You don't take this mission, you fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the
00:22:10death challenges.
00:22:14Your wife or your life.
00:22:17Make your choice.
00:22:22Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:23He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing,
00:22:38right?
00:22:38No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods, you got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:56You're so dead.
00:23:04Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:08Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:09I'm all in.
00:23:12What's the feeling?
00:23:15Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:19Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23What's the feeling?
00:23:27Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:33Not on my watch.
00:23:36Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:38No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:39Please, please, we truly love each other.
00:23:48Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:54Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:03Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:07We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:10We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But fine.
00:24:15If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:20Oh.
00:24:23Mia?
00:24:35How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:38Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:42Like, they get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:51That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57Lee did was ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, grandma, but it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell,
00:25:14and even if it's moments before the vows,
00:25:16you can walk away.
00:25:19So, love who you love.
00:25:21I could be in London
00:25:23As for you,
00:25:26if I ever find out
00:25:28that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:30you'll regret it
00:25:31for the rest of your life.
00:25:35As for you,
00:25:38if I ever find out
00:25:40that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:42you'll regret it
00:25:43for the rest of your life.
00:25:46Grandma,
00:25:46I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:01Game time.
00:26:02Target's been spotted.
00:26:11Where is he?
00:26:12Why is it taking him so long?
00:26:16Oh my God,
00:26:16Leon.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done,
00:26:29but someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:34Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:36We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:40We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:45I'll pass the wound myself.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:57Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:03while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:08Plot twist.
00:27:09So,
00:27:09you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:22Oh, wait.
00:27:23Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:27What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32By holding my hands?
00:27:35Science.
00:27:36A study showed that holding hands
00:27:37with people you care about
00:27:38actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:40Even for fake couples?
00:27:45A study showed that holding hands
00:27:46with people you care about
00:27:47actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:53And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:00So?
00:28:04Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally cream this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super-secret agent cardio
00:28:14didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, well, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17Finishing that mission
00:28:18nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:28The super-secret agent stuff.
00:28:30Just seems like...
00:28:32dangerous to AF.
00:28:34For my foster mom.
00:28:37This is her?
00:28:44She looks...
00:28:45really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:50She taught me how to survive.
00:28:53Hmm.
00:28:55So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation
00:29:05in your spot back?
00:29:06No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:11End of discussion.
00:29:11What?
00:29:12No.
00:29:12No, absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19Well, besides me,
00:29:21who else is going to help you now?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff,
00:29:25I don't know,
00:29:26you can, like,
00:29:27teach her.
00:29:27You're the super-secret agent, right?
00:29:28I don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous this job is.
00:29:34Can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:39You're planning on doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:47Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:58What the hell just happened?
00:30:00Did she seriously just pat my head
00:30:01like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03Why did that make me feel
00:30:04weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right.
00:30:07Get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:13Come on.
00:30:20Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:22Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:29Do I like him?
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second,
00:30:43I was thinking you were promoting you
00:30:44to my future husband.
00:30:46Okay.
00:30:46Enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment of happiness
00:30:49you'll have today.
00:30:58This is the whole point.
00:30:59That's just the table of contents.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:02So just out of curiosity,
00:31:03is it too late to back out now?
00:31:1249?
00:31:1550?
00:31:16Okay.
00:31:17Keep going.
00:31:18Don't slow down.
00:31:19This pen isn't humane.
00:31:21That was just the warm-up.
00:31:23What?
00:31:28Oh, damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:36Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Hands to yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:54I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:59Ugh.
00:32:01Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back,
00:32:06I am so right in a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:09Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Oh, God.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:13The main character's not going to be based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway,
00:32:18after lunch,
00:32:19I have something special to show you.
00:32:21Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Uh, rare jewelry.
00:32:24Ancient Art of Max.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:27Uh, limited edition air vests.
00:32:34My babies.
00:32:36Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have trusted somebody
00:32:41who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:43No, just pick one for me.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:47You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:57Well, then,
00:32:58pick a damn gun,
00:33:00dear husband.
00:33:06How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on Earth.
00:33:12But,
00:33:13it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:24This one.
00:33:29Hey.
00:33:43Hey, raise your weapon.
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:51Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:01Please.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:07Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Open soil and just...
00:34:18Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:21That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:24Oh, that is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:28I'm going to text her later.
00:34:37Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:39No, you're not serious.
00:34:40No, no, you're not.
00:34:46Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:51So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:58and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:02What?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I worked
00:35:05to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:07Do you have any idea
00:35:08how difficult it is
00:35:09to find someone so rich and...
00:35:11gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting a little tired
00:35:16of following her around
00:35:17like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey.
00:35:21Honey.
00:35:22Just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:26We need her money.
00:35:34I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her
00:35:45at school,
00:35:46who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:51And now she has the nerve
00:35:53to play kissy face with me.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying
00:35:57for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset,
00:35:59why don't you just say something?
00:36:01I know.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:12They used me for my money
00:36:13and I'm not going to let somebody
00:36:15who betrayed me get off that easy.
00:36:20And now she has the nerve
00:36:22to ask me out?
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:30Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:39Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you
00:36:42giving them a reality check,
00:36:43but I am terrible with vomit.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent.
00:36:46But you still owe me two favors,
00:36:48remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:50So you're resorting to your husband
00:36:51to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54Dear husband.
00:37:15Blair?
00:37:17I haven't been able to stop thinking about you
00:37:19since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:23And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just,
00:37:26I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:29And hey,
00:37:31I'm willing
00:37:32to forget the fact
00:37:34that you slept with other men
00:37:35if you just get back with me.
00:37:37this manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:40This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:42Bastard.
00:37:48You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:50I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh,
00:37:55you mean the kind of best friend
00:37:55who sleeps with her fiance?
00:37:59Oh,
00:37:59you mean the kind of best friend
00:38:00that sleeps with a friend's fiance?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot,
00:38:07you know?
00:38:07No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:12I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record,
00:38:16I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:18What?
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:22Well,
00:38:24can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:26Blair's gorgeous and rich,
00:38:28sure.
00:38:28But in case you don't know,
00:38:30she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:34Okay,
00:38:35so then what's this?
00:38:36This little ambush thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part of your master plan
00:38:38to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:41What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh,
00:38:43baby,
00:38:44nothing makes me happier
00:38:45than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh,
00:38:49my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful
00:38:50for one girl to be.
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:56Poor guy.
00:38:58Blair,
00:38:58I just want to know
00:38:59what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me
00:39:02and
00:39:03I just wanted you to give us
00:39:04another chance.
00:39:05What,
00:39:06you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07God,
00:39:08what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say
00:39:09you have morning sickness
00:39:10because of me?
00:39:13Hey,
00:39:14you.
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:28You,
00:39:28you're making things up.
00:39:30Oh,
00:39:30that's how it's going to go?
00:39:32All right.
00:39:33Everyone,
00:39:35airdrop's on.
00:39:36Just let me get the door.
00:39:46You bitch!
00:39:47You spied on me?
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:52Ow.
00:39:52You cheated,
00:39:53you lied,
00:39:54and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Wow.
00:39:55Nice job,
00:39:56Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh,
00:39:58you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago,
00:40:01you were such a badass.
00:40:02If you ever show your face again,
00:40:03I will put you back in the dirt
00:40:05every single fucking time.
00:40:10Both of you
00:40:11are going to regret this.
00:40:14You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:26Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait,
00:40:30how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh,
00:40:32please.
00:40:32In my line of work,
00:40:33I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:36Hmm.
00:40:38I don't think so.
00:40:42Whatever.
00:40:45Ah!
00:40:46Damn it!
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool
00:40:49out of me.
00:40:51Time to activate
00:40:52our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy
00:40:56Blair Woods
00:40:57completely.
00:41:04Oh, shit.
00:41:06Can you help me with this?
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods,
00:41:16you need to get back
00:41:18to the office right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:26Bye.
00:41:28Jesus,
00:41:29come on.
00:41:35Miss Woods,
00:41:36thank God you're here.
00:41:37We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey,
00:41:39besties.
00:41:40Today,
00:41:41we're confronting
00:41:41this Woods company
00:41:43face-to-face.
00:41:45Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly
00:41:47are you accusing us of?
00:41:49This.
00:41:50This is what
00:41:51your cream did
00:41:52to my face.
00:41:54What?
00:41:54That is impossible.
00:41:56Our face creams
00:41:56are made
00:41:56with all natural products.
00:41:58There's no additives
00:41:58and we've never had
00:41:59a reaction to this ever.
00:42:00You're all saying this,
00:42:02right?
00:42:02Thousands of you
00:42:03are watching.
00:42:04Don't let them
00:42:05dislike me.
00:42:06Fine.
00:42:07If you claim
00:42:08this product did that,
00:42:09I'll test it right now.
00:42:10And if there's a reaction,
00:42:12I'll double your compensation.
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:16Go on.
00:42:16Enjoy this
00:42:17specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:27Let me guess.
00:42:29You were hoping
00:42:30I'd slather this
00:42:30sulfuric acid-laced cream
00:42:32on my face
00:42:32and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell
00:42:34does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab
00:42:37compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results
00:42:39in an hour.
00:42:40What?
00:42:40No,
00:42:41I would never
00:42:42do something like this.
00:42:43Do you know
00:42:44how important
00:42:44a face is
00:42:45to an influencer?
00:42:46I would never
00:42:49risk my own face
00:42:50just to frame you.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:59You dare
00:43:00question me?
00:43:01My wife's
00:43:02reputation?
00:43:04Nice style.
00:43:05That face rash
00:43:06is makeup.
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:09Are you serious?
00:43:11Attempted assault,
00:43:12defamation,
00:43:13fraud.
00:43:13Congratulations.
00:43:14Your career
00:43:15as an influencer
00:43:16is over.
00:43:16Security!
00:43:17No, no, no!
00:43:19I'm so sorry!
00:43:20I didn't mean to.
00:43:20It wasn't a mistake!
00:43:21No!
00:43:22Let go of me!
00:43:23I can go!
00:43:24Come on!
00:43:24Come on!
00:43:34I'll admit
00:43:35you were surprisingly
00:43:36useful.
00:43:38I know,
00:43:39but something's
00:43:39bugging me.
00:43:41How'd she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance,
00:43:43no invite.
00:43:44It's weird, right?
00:43:45You might want to
00:43:46check for a mole
00:43:48within your company.
00:43:52You cleaned that thing
00:43:53like a hundred times
00:43:54today.
00:43:55Are you still thinking
00:43:56about the mole?
00:43:57Someone let that liar
00:43:58waltz into your office?
00:43:59That is not a rookie move.
00:44:02I bet your ex-fiance
00:44:04Ethan's behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you
00:44:10are going to regret this.
00:44:12You better watch
00:44:12your backs.
00:44:14I call it a
00:44:14secret agent's hunch.
00:44:21One day,
00:44:24I'm going to blow
00:44:24his brains out.
00:44:25We're agents,
00:44:26not assassins.
00:44:28Quit pouting.
00:44:29Grab your jacket.
00:44:30We're going out.
00:44:38This place is nice.
00:44:40You're not here
00:44:40to party.
00:44:42Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:48You see that
00:44:49bartender over there?
00:44:51He's going to take you
00:44:52to Marion.
00:44:53She hands out
00:44:53the assignments.
00:44:54Wait,
00:44:55you're not coming
00:44:55with me?
00:44:55Well,
00:44:56the agency
00:44:56doesn't exactly
00:44:57welcome strangers,
00:44:58so you'll have
00:44:59to go along.
00:45:01And,
00:45:02just a heads up,
00:45:04Marion's a little
00:45:05obsessed.
00:45:09Of course she is.
00:45:10You really like
00:45:11broken hearts everywhere,
00:45:12huh?
00:45:12Relax.
00:45:13Never even touched her.
00:45:15You're so messy.
00:45:19Messy.
00:45:41Hey,
00:45:41pretty.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:44Let me get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey,
00:45:48where you going,
00:45:49sweetheart?
00:45:50Let's have a little
00:45:50fun.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:54Come on,
00:45:54just relax a little.
00:45:56It's all right,
00:45:56aren't you?
00:46:03Do you want to play
00:46:04rock,
00:46:05you little bitch?
00:46:17Okay,
00:46:17look,
00:46:18you have been on me
00:46:19ever since I walked
00:46:20in tonight.
00:46:20I mean,
00:46:21I'm here on a mission,
00:46:22not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:25After we handle more
00:46:27pressing matters.
00:46:30You've got all
00:46:31night,
00:46:32baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on
00:46:34with her,
00:46:34huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry,
00:46:38baby.
00:46:39Not tonight.
00:46:41Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her.
00:46:44What?
00:46:47Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me
00:46:51down for months
00:46:52and you're ready
00:46:53to break protocol
00:46:54for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me,
00:46:57that is not that girl,
00:46:58that is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent,
00:47:02Rick.
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:08Okay,
00:47:09well,
00:47:09I'm going to share
00:47:09whatever I have
00:47:10with my partner,
00:47:11so...
00:47:15an agent
00:47:17dreaming of love
00:47:18like some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:25Wake up.
00:47:27This mission
00:47:27comes straight
00:47:28from the chief.
00:47:29There's no room
00:47:30for mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well,
00:47:34save your concern.
00:47:36Okay.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:40Okay.
00:47:44Chief,
00:47:46are you sure
00:47:47Nighthawk
00:47:48is the right choice
00:47:48for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:51He's married Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise
00:47:53everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly
00:48:01what I hoped for.
00:48:03Let's see
00:48:04if my little bird
00:48:05stays loyal
00:48:06or breaks.
00:48:13You little bitch,
00:48:14you want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah,
00:48:16well,
00:48:16let me show you
00:48:17what a real man's capable of,
00:48:18you filthy whore.
00:48:26Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk?
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:30Thank God.
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no.
00:48:32Mr. Nighthawk,
00:48:33please.
00:48:33I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know
00:48:35she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:38Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't
00:48:44meet again,
00:48:45bitch.
00:48:50Are you okay?
00:48:59I'm sorry
00:49:00I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:03It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt
00:49:07that helpless
00:49:08in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was
00:49:11right back
00:49:11in my childhood
00:49:13trying to survive.
00:49:18Don't worry.
00:49:23From now on,
00:49:24I'll protect you.
00:49:39Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep looking
00:49:42at me like that,
00:49:43I think you actually like...
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I...
00:49:47You're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting
00:49:50my property.
00:49:51Plus, you're the one
00:49:52with secret admirers
00:49:54crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57It's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury
00:50:00of a normal relationship
00:50:01because of my job.
00:50:04I mean, we...
00:50:07I technically
00:50:08were already
00:50:08married,
00:50:09so you could quit
00:50:10your job
00:50:11and work for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care of you.
00:50:14Okay.
00:50:16It's not my way
00:50:17of living.
00:50:18Besides,
00:50:19you're my wife.
00:50:21I should be the one
00:50:22supporting you.
00:50:23But who said
00:50:24that I agreed
00:50:24to be your wife?
00:50:28Have you thought
00:50:29about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these
00:50:31bodies forever.
00:50:32Whatever.
00:50:35Uh...
00:50:35Yeah, I mean,
00:50:36not ideal.
00:50:40But, um...
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn
00:50:44how to pee standing up.
00:50:49Well, with you around,
00:50:50it might not be so bad.
00:50:55And then I'll just
00:50:57study really hard
00:50:57at being good at six
00:50:59as a man.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:02Um...
00:51:02No, we're gonna
00:51:03switch back.
00:51:04It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not
00:51:05interested in that?
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:09I will never understand
00:51:10men and their weird
00:51:12pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back
00:51:17to business,
00:51:18find out who our
00:51:18next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's
00:51:22an international spy?
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:26Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:28No, come on.
00:51:28I am not an international
00:51:30spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:32That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35You know, no,
00:51:36I've heard rumors
00:51:37at the agency.
00:51:38They call it
00:51:39the X-Files.
00:51:40It's, uh,
00:51:41fake missions
00:51:42to cover up
00:51:43dirty work
00:51:43for billionaires.
00:51:45You sure you didn't
00:51:46piss off the wrong
00:51:47person?
00:51:50Ethan.
00:51:51Son of a...
00:51:53bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:51:58Uh, hack the system
00:52:08and trace the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely
00:52:11Ethan.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:15Hey, wants to play
00:52:16dirty?
00:52:17I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So, you know that
00:52:20company that's under
00:52:21his name?
00:52:22Yeah, that was a
00:52:23birthday gift from me
00:52:24back when I was stupid
00:52:27and I'm gonna
00:52:28take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well, there should be
00:52:32enough evidence
00:52:33to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your
00:52:39email's working.
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines
00:52:41just found their
00:52:42next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:47Your scandal
00:52:48is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows
00:52:50you cheated
00:52:50on the woods,
00:52:51heiress.
00:52:52Our company's
00:52:53talk is crashing.
00:52:53because of this.
00:52:55So you better give us
00:52:55an answer
00:52:56by today.
00:52:57What the hell
00:52:58is PR doing then?
00:52:59Get those headlines
00:53:01scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team
00:53:05is a joke
00:53:06compared to what
00:53:07Wood's family's got.
00:53:08Do the right thing,
00:53:09Ethan.
00:53:10Step down now.
00:53:12Or,
00:53:12I'll make sure
00:53:13the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:16Step down?
00:53:17I am the chairman
00:53:19of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove
00:53:21me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure
00:53:22about that?
00:53:24Blair,
00:53:25you've got a lot
00:53:26of nerves
00:53:26showing up
00:53:27to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:34Remove them.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove them!
00:53:39Sorry,
00:53:40Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually
00:53:40not here to chat.
00:53:41We're here to be
00:53:42your new bosses.
00:53:43What the hell
00:53:43are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry,
00:53:48Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually
00:53:48not here to chat.
00:53:49We're here to be
00:53:50your new bosses.
00:53:50What the hell
00:53:51are you talking about?
00:53:53Okay,
00:53:53well,
00:53:54let's go through
00:53:54the fine print,
00:53:55shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods
00:54:01now owns
00:54:0251%
00:54:03of the company,
00:54:05making her
00:54:06the majority shareholder,
00:54:07and as such,
00:54:08the chairwoman
00:54:09has complete hiring
00:54:10and firing authority.
00:54:13Ethan Grayson,
00:54:14Tasha Blake,
00:54:16you are fired.
00:54:18No, no, no,
00:54:19you see,
00:54:20I built this company
00:54:21from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just
00:54:23take it from me.
00:54:24Buddy,
00:54:25take a long,
00:54:26hard looking year
00:54:27if you even have one.
00:54:28This company,
00:54:29I,
00:54:30my wife
00:54:31built it
00:54:32and she gave it to you
00:54:33and now she's
00:54:33taking it back.
00:54:34So,
00:54:34you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh,
00:54:35and one more thing,
00:54:36we know about
00:54:37the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit
00:54:39for predatory competition,
00:54:40so get ready to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you
00:54:43would never understand.
00:54:44I worked my ass off
00:54:46to get here
00:54:47and you think
00:54:47you can just stroll
00:54:48and then take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one
00:54:51damn thing
00:54:52without you
00:54:53stealing it too?
00:55:08somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:10I think
00:55:11it will seem to be
00:55:12as long as you're safe.
00:55:24Raven,
00:55:24I want the best
00:55:25surgeon you have
00:55:26here in 20 minutes.
00:55:26I don't care
00:55:27if you have to drag
00:55:27you around in chains.
00:55:33If he dies,
00:55:35I will make sure
00:55:36that you go down
00:55:37with him.
00:55:41Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect
00:55:44to be pulled out of bed
00:55:45for your gunpoint
00:55:46and choppered here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate times,
00:55:48doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later,
00:55:52he'd be gone.
00:55:55Come on, doc.
00:55:56Let's do this
00:55:57to love with some privacy.
00:56:09Why did you take
00:56:09the hit for me?
00:56:14I mean,
00:56:15what if you died?
00:56:17What the hell
00:56:17would I do then?
00:56:27It hurts.
00:56:28Isn't it?
00:56:30I wish I could
00:56:31take the pain for you.
00:56:59I wish I could
00:57:05no way
00:57:07we switched back
00:57:11no way
00:57:13we switched back
00:57:15Liam
00:57:16Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:18we switched back
00:57:31wait, I haven't brushed my teeth
00:57:32or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:35waited too long
00:57:40it's gone, everything's gone
00:57:42you have to help me
00:57:43pathetic, you've got some nerve
00:57:46calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:49this is on you
00:57:50so, if you want your little secret going public
00:57:54I suggest you help me
00:57:55fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00this time, for good
00:58:07how are you feeling?
00:58:11do you want something?
00:58:14what, do you need something?
00:58:17didn't she say
00:58:17holding hands
00:58:18helps with pain?
00:58:19didn't you say
00:58:20that was fake news?
00:58:21yeah, well
00:58:22I did some research
00:58:22it turns out
00:58:24it's just somebody you love
00:58:25that actually works
00:58:28yeah, well
00:58:29I did some research
00:58:30it turns out
00:58:32it's just somebody you love
00:58:33that actually works
00:58:38okay, well
00:58:39since you're so
00:58:41into me
00:58:44I guess you can
00:58:46stay with my husband
00:58:47for a little longer
00:58:56you know, I never thought
00:58:57that I'd fall in love
00:58:58with somebody you can
00:59:00I mean, this whole
00:59:02body switch nonsense
00:59:03happened
00:59:04but
00:59:06sometimes we switch back
00:59:09I guess prayers really do work
00:59:15um, I'm gonna
00:59:16get some water
00:59:27wow
00:59:27the infamously cold-blooded agent
00:59:30taking a knife for a woman
00:59:31it's romantic enough
00:59:33to make me cry
00:59:35almost
00:59:36can you not?
00:59:38what do you want?
00:59:40has it ever occurred to you
00:59:41what's going to happen
00:59:41when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43you get one life, Liam
00:59:44how many times
00:59:45are you gonna throw it
00:59:46in front of hers?
00:59:48he's right
00:59:49as long as she's with me
00:59:50she'll always be in danger
00:59:52what the hell do I do?
01:00:03you know, I do have to
01:00:04break up this little soap opera
01:00:05but you do realize
01:00:06that there is a third wheel
01:00:08here, right?
01:00:09um, okay
01:00:09I'm gonna just
01:00:10you guys talk
01:00:18what?
01:00:20spit it out
01:00:21just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22you blew up the mission
01:00:24you pissed off the client
01:00:25Gloria's not exactly
01:00:27pleased with you
01:00:29I'm just saying
01:00:32watch your back
01:00:34understood
01:00:34but no one's touching Blair
01:00:36not now
01:00:38not ever
01:00:48all this fuss
01:00:49for a girl
01:00:53you know what's funny
01:00:54you raise a little bird
01:00:56long enough
01:00:57they start to think
01:00:58that they can fly
01:00:59all on their own
01:01:01I'm sorry, man
01:01:02save it
01:01:04go take your punishment
01:01:11this Blair Woods
01:01:13has to die
01:01:22hey, queen
01:01:23what are you doing tonight?
01:01:24wanna have some fun?
01:01:27okay, cool
01:01:30Liam
01:01:31we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32we can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:37figures
01:01:39guess you only stuck around
01:01:40because of the body swap
01:01:42real husband material, huh?
01:01:45we should probably
01:01:46finalize the divorce
01:01:50what are you talking about?
01:01:53that was the deal, right?
01:01:56once we switch back
01:01:57we call it
01:02:00fine
01:02:04it's not like I'm
01:02:05desperate to stay married
01:02:06to you anyways
01:02:19cheers
01:02:21you've been married
01:02:22for how long now?
01:02:24and we've never even seen
01:02:25your husband
01:02:26come on
01:02:28bring him out tonight
01:02:29no, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31we're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:33yeah, but you still like him though
01:02:36I mean
01:02:38I
01:02:38then go for it
01:02:40playing it safe
01:02:42is never your style
01:02:46wait, no girl
01:02:47you are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:50no
01:02:50no, come on
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:54please
01:02:54you can go out
01:02:55whenever you want
01:02:56it's not like your husband
01:02:57is gonna stop you
01:02:58you don't have to say it
01:03:00like that
01:03:03oh my god
01:03:05who is this hottie?
01:03:21oh my god
01:03:23who is that hottie?
01:03:25how much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:27Claire?
01:03:28who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:32nice to meet you
01:03:34damn, Blair
01:03:35where did you find him?
01:03:36he looks like he walked off
01:03:37a CQ cover
01:03:38yeah, I literally
01:03:40bumped into him
01:03:41on the street
01:03:42seriously?
01:03:43damn, girl
01:03:44you are so lucky
01:03:45what does he do?
01:03:48um
01:03:50he's
01:03:50a model
01:03:51yeah
01:03:52he's a model
01:03:53I knew it
01:03:54come on
01:03:56show us some photos
01:03:57no, no
01:03:58another time
01:03:59I promise
01:03:59but tonight
01:04:00I'm going to steal my wife
01:04:01away from you
01:04:01because she's a little drunk
01:04:02what?
01:04:03no
01:04:05bye, Blair
01:04:06come back soon
01:04:12jeez, okay
01:04:13slow down
01:04:14no, you're going too fast
01:04:17you really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18yeah, ma
01:04:21thanks, though
01:04:23thanks for what?
01:04:24for picking me up
01:04:25even though you ignored my calls
01:04:28asshole
01:04:28well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:48I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:51wait here
01:04:52ew
01:04:52ew
01:04:53ew
01:04:54ew
01:04:55ew
01:04:55ew
01:05:07leon?
01:05:08what the hell?
01:05:10if you scream
01:05:12I'll kill you
01:05:20FLAIR!
01:05:23FLAIR!
01:05:46Well, well. I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods. Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:56I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:06:00That look. I hate that look. It makes me feel like I'm an insect. Who are you to look down
01:06:07on me?
01:06:09Well, you are just a parasite living off of women's success, so why would I respect you?
01:06:16Cute. Very cute. Keep running your mouth, Blair. You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:23You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:29Nice. Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:06:33I don't even want you dead. Someone else does. You made enemies, babe. Big ones.
01:06:44Raven. I need you to get me Blair's location. Use every connection you have. No screw-ups.
01:06:52But, if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually wants you
01:06:58dead.
01:07:01In your dreams, loser.
01:07:04You are one ungrateful bitch. A jam. Perfect. A jam! You got lucky. Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:27Hey, Blair. Are you okay? You keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away.
01:07:47I was scared. Scared that you'd get hurt because of me. But I'm done pushing you away, Blair. I'm not
01:07:58gonna let you go again.
01:08:01How the hell did you find us?
01:08:03How the hell did you find us?
01:08:13My turn.
01:08:18Who sent you?
01:08:19I!
01:08:21You were in way over your head.
01:08:29Ah, fine.
01:08:31I'll tell you.
01:08:32I'll tell you.
01:08:34I'll tell you.
01:08:34It was the agency.
01:08:37You know?
01:08:37The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:41And you guys pissed off the wrong viewers.
01:08:44What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:52Stay behind me.
01:09:04Nice, Liam.
01:09:06Still sharp.
01:09:07Just as I trained you.
01:09:14No.
01:09:17Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still on the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:22Aesthetic.
01:09:23Mom?
01:09:25Sorry.
01:09:26Long time no see you, Blair.
01:09:29No.
01:09:29No.
01:09:31You're looking more and more like your father all the time.
01:09:34Trust me.
01:09:35That is not a compliment.
01:09:40My father.
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:42I'm Gloria.
01:09:44Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:47And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:54Gloria, what are you talking about?
01:09:58Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:01She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:05But don't worry.
01:10:06I killed your father.
01:10:08I just think I'm gonna kill you.
01:10:10And then little old witch is next.
01:10:13You mean that my father's death wasn't an accident?
01:10:17No.
01:10:20He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:23The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:33Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:46So you're choosing her over me?
01:10:50I'm not gonna let anyone hurt her.
01:10:53Not even you.
01:10:55Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:11:17What's happening?
01:11:19Poison gas.
01:11:21Then lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:25What's happening?
01:11:27Poison gas.
01:11:28Poison gas.
01:11:28Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:31You're breathing the same night that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:35That means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38Clever.
01:11:39Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:42But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:44I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:47What?
01:11:53You really are my finest creation.
01:11:55Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care.
01:11:59I'm rewarded with mine.
01:12:01And it will crush anyone who gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon.
01:12:06And if you try to hurt her, I'm gonna fight you with everything you got.
01:12:28Even after everything that you did, Grandma still left half of her estate to you.
01:12:34She never stopped loving you.
01:12:36You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:41Why?
01:12:42After we finish him,
01:12:44you're next.
01:12:48Once I finish him,
01:12:49you're next!
01:12:54Glory Woods!
01:12:55Drop the weapon and surrender!
01:12:57Hands up in the air!
01:12:59Turn around slowly!
01:13:01Don't reach for anything!
01:13:02Drop the weapon now!
01:13:05Hands on top of your head!
01:13:08Stop moving!
01:13:09Don't resist, lady!
01:13:11Turn around!
01:13:11She's reaching for something.
01:13:12Okay.
01:13:13Sit back!
01:13:15I swear I will kill them both!
01:13:19Glory!
01:13:19Stop!
01:13:20Your brother!
01:13:22Your brother!
01:13:22He died trying to save you!
01:13:24You think he abandoned you?
01:13:26Gloria, no!
01:13:28He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours!
01:13:31Ten million dollars just to keep you safe!
01:13:35He pushed you away!
01:13:37He pushed you away!
01:13:37Just to protect you!
01:13:39And even when you were gone,
01:13:42he watched over you until the day he died!
01:13:47You're lying!
01:13:49You're just saying, Mr. Trent, save her!
01:13:52But I am not falling for it!
01:13:55Enough!
01:14:01This...
01:14:01Ends here.
01:14:05You're the rest!
01:14:06Put your hands behind me!
01:14:07No!
01:14:07Get off of me!
01:14:08Stop it!
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell off of me!
01:14:11Dear you!
01:14:13Get the hell off of me!
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:26Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods,
01:14:29arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:14:31Source confirm she is the second daughter
01:14:34of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:36Hey.
01:14:39How did you find her?
01:14:41You're good people.
01:14:43Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:46When I'm just tracking his top tier.
01:14:51Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:53Aren't you...
01:14:55Angry?
01:14:58I was.
01:15:01But, um...
01:15:02I don't know.
01:15:03Now I just...
01:15:04Because I'm done.
01:15:06Carrie.
01:15:11From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:21Beautiful.
01:15:23Okay, just eat it.
01:15:24I made it with love.
01:15:26Okay, so, uh...
01:15:27Forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so...
01:15:33What I'm hearing is...
01:15:35You want me to feed you.
01:15:36Okay.
01:15:38Okay?
01:15:42You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:45Okay, what?
01:15:47You...
01:15:57I'm...
01:15:59You know.
01:16:00Blair Wins?
01:16:03Will you marry me?
01:16:05Again?
01:16:07But for real this time?
01:16:10Yeah.
01:16:14I don't know.
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