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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21She's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Winslet, engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:13Two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:20Let's move.
00:01:21If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28The Americans in their parties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:32Mission accomplished.
00:02:00To get in there.
00:02:01She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:07I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma, too, and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:19She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:22The mansion.
00:02:24The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:28I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on, here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:37My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:43Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:11Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Grandma, everything hurts.
00:03:39Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:43What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:47What am I doing here?
00:03:49I saved your life.
00:03:50Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:54Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56It would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:03Oh, honey.
00:04:04Oh, you're awake.
00:04:06Thank God.
00:04:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:11Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:13She knows about my plan?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:23What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:25What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:26What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:28Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:30You can kill me.
00:04:30You can do whatever you want.
00:04:31Just stay awake from my grandma.
00:04:32You got it?
00:04:32What the hell?
00:04:37What the hell?
00:04:40What the hell?
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:47Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:56Oh!
00:05:04What?
00:05:05I'm alive.
00:05:06Wait, what?
00:05:07What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:11I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:13What did you do?
00:05:13You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:17You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Okay, what did you do?
00:05:23My identity is complicated.
00:05:24If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:28Excuse me.
00:05:29I am Blair Woods, heirish to the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:33Stranger.
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:38You're completely insane.
00:05:39You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42I'll go back and tell them that.
00:05:43I changed my mind.
00:05:44The wedding is back on.
00:05:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47He's trying to kill me.
00:05:47Absolutely not.
00:05:49We cannot do that.
00:05:49Blair!
00:05:51It's your choice, him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice, him or me.
00:06:01Fine.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:03Wait, is it going to be back when getting divorced?
00:06:04Yo.
00:06:05I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:12What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:17You're dumbed.
00:06:20Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:21Too short.
00:06:22Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:25What?
00:06:29What are you doing?
00:06:30This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:32Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:35Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:38So, and you know what?
00:06:39Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:41I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:44So, dream on, loser.
00:06:45What the fuck?
00:06:47Blair?
00:06:48I'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence, okay?
00:06:51Well, her chasing men sucks.
00:06:58That guy's a coward.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Okay, let's get married.
00:07:03On one condition.
00:07:05We try to switch back first.
00:07:06And if that doesn't work, then I'll meet you at the turf.
00:07:11Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:18Okay, but like, how do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just like crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:24Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:27I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so.
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:33Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:36Alright, 857.
00:07:45Alright, what's your name?
00:07:47Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:48Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancé's.
00:07:51Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what's your name?
00:07:57Liam Law.
00:07:58Liam Law.
00:08:00Uh-uh.
00:08:01Are you too sure about this?
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:04Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here, and I'm not going to lie, this woman
00:08:08might need a checkup from the neck up.
00:08:10Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:18All right.
00:08:28Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:34You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:51My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:56Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife through wealth, hardship,
00:09:01and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:03All right, then.
00:09:05In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:10Please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:20Wait.
00:09:22Watch out.
00:09:24God.
00:09:24God.
00:09:25God.
00:09:25God.
00:09:34Wow.
00:09:35You really came prepared.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:38I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:39I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45Come on.
00:09:51Yep.
00:09:51No, I can't do it.
00:09:53Excuse me.
00:09:54Under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:57Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:09:59Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you hold me in my dreams.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:16You know we're passionate.
00:10:18I really am a good kisser, aren't I?
00:10:19You know we could be a good kisser, aren't I?
00:10:25This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy sentimental type.
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:33It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:37No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:38This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:39You should take it back.
00:10:40No, we're married.
00:10:41It's yours now.
00:10:43Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:45And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:48Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:51No.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:53Let's go home, husband.
00:11:02Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:07Oh, my God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:25It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV is.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:28Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:33So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is better than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore for richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or is it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay.
00:11:55Well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:57No, forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:00Wow.
00:12:01Morbid.
00:12:01But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay in mind.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:07Look.
00:12:08If you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:12Why?
00:12:13Softly little princess, you don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:23Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:56A what?
00:12:56A what?
00:13:01I knew he was trouble.
00:13:07This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:18Are you trying to leave?
00:13:20It's too late.
00:13:22My item is classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait.
00:13:25Just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put.
00:13:26I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look.
00:13:28As long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife.
00:13:35Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:43That's why I brought you here.
00:13:45This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52I never thought I'd be a living with a secret agent.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Get used to it.
00:13:57Go wash up.
00:13:58It's almost that time.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:09No, no, no.
00:14:10It was on the bed.
00:14:11You get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalrous ladies first?
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:19Are you really a lady?
00:14:20Wait.
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:26Well, didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:37I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:49Wait.
00:14:55No way.
00:14:59Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:02What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What is this?
00:15:22Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:23Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:25If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:30I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:33Got it?
00:15:36Grab your wallet.
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:46Hmm.
00:15:48Hmm.
00:15:52Shit.
00:15:53Oh.
00:15:54God, this woman is terrifying.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:15:59Shit.
00:16:00Trust.
00:16:08Trust.
00:16:08Process.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:14Be a good girl.
00:16:15Okay?
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:17Slay.
00:16:33Well, I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:48Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:57No.
00:16:58No.
00:16:58I'll take everything.
00:17:01Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:06My treat.
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:08My treat.
00:17:08My treat.
00:17:15Okay.
00:17:16So, like, how does this work?
00:17:18All right.
00:17:19Put that down.
00:17:19I'll show you.
00:17:25Whoa.
00:17:31Hey.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:41You're going to put that on here?
00:17:42No.
00:17:43What?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:51Is it hot in here?
00:17:52Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:57Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You rinse it off in your shower.
00:18:00Oh, shower?
00:18:02What?
00:18:13All right, no peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:26Ouch.
00:18:27Really much.
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:43Somebody named Raven.
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah.
00:18:54Um, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:19:02Yo, man.
00:19:03You've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:05Do you miss me, or what?
00:19:07Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess.
00:19:10You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:13Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable, anyway.
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:20Muzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:24Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:28So, your boy's outside, and he said something about the show.
00:19:31What?
00:19:31What the hell?
00:19:32Did you agree?
00:19:32Well, you told me that mm-hmm, so I mm-hmm.
00:19:34Okay.
00:19:36Shit.
00:19:41Wait, hold up.
00:19:42What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:44At least, on some underwear.
00:19:56Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:58I...
00:19:59Yeah.
00:20:02Am I interrupting something?
00:20:03So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:22What?
00:20:23Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:26Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:28The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life, and, uh, just, we clicked
00:20:39instantly, and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:43Is there a problem?
00:20:43Wow.
00:20:44You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are, getting married, and not even telling me.
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:53I am straight.
00:20:54So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:20:58I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as extra as you are.
00:21:12Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:15Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:18She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:19She, she, we don't get geeked in this marriage.
00:21:22Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you
00:21:26out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:30Get to the point.
00:21:31Skip the filler.
00:21:33Hold on.
00:21:37Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once, and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:54Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:58Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:01Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:06You don't take this mission?
00:22:08You fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:14Your wife?
00:22:15For your life.
00:22:17Make your choice.
00:22:22Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:23He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck to you two lovebirds.
00:22:29Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top-secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:38No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods.
00:22:50You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:52Oh, you're so dead.
00:22:57Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:06Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:09I'm all in.
00:23:11What's the feeling?
00:23:15Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:19Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23What's the feeling?
00:23:24Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:32Not on my watch.
00:23:35Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:37Grandma, grandma.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:40Please.
00:23:40We truly love each other.
00:23:41Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:55I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:04Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:06We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:08We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But fine.
00:24:15If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:23Mia?
00:24:35How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:38Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:42Like, they get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:51That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57Lee did was ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:03My bad, Grandma.
00:25:05But it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:14And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:18So, love who you love.
00:25:20I could be in London, staring at the edge.
00:25:24As for you,
00:25:26if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:30you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:35As for you,
00:25:38if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:42you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:44Grandma,
00:25:46I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:00Game time.
00:26:02Target's been spotted.
00:26:10Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:14Oh, my God.
00:26:16Liam.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:23No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done, but
00:26:29someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:33Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:36We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:39We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:44and I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:57Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:03while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:07Plot twist.
00:27:08So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:14Oh, wait.
00:27:23Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:27What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32By holding my hands?
00:27:33Shh.
00:27:35Science.
00:27:36Studies show that holding hands
00:27:37with people you care about
00:27:38actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:39Even for fake couples?
00:27:45Studies show that holding hands
00:27:46with people you care about
00:27:47actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:52Oh, and maybe you should
00:27:53stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:27:56So?
00:28:03Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally
00:28:11cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super secret
00:28:14agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17But I sure not mission
00:28:18nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking
00:28:21this evaluation.
00:28:22Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk,
00:28:27why do you do it?
00:28:28The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:30Just seems like
00:28:31dangerous to you.
00:28:33For my foster mom.
00:28:36This is her?
00:28:43Well,
00:28:44she looks
00:28:45really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:48She taught me
00:28:51how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:55So this is how
00:28:56you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00And I won't
00:29:00disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation
00:29:05going to get your spot back?
00:29:06No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:11But, no.
00:29:12No, absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you
00:29:16risk your life.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:18Well,
00:29:19besides me,
00:29:20who else is going
00:29:21to help you now?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's
00:29:23still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff,
00:29:25I don't know,
00:29:26you can, like,
00:29:27teach her.
00:29:27You're the super secret agent,
00:29:28right?
00:29:28I don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous
00:29:30this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford
00:29:35to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:37Come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:39You're planning on
00:29:40doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body
00:29:42forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this
00:29:44for free.
00:29:45I want three favors
00:29:45from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:47I'm fine.
00:29:58What the hell
00:29:59just happened?
00:30:00Did she seriously
00:30:00just pat my head
00:30:01like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03Why did that make me
00:30:04feel weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right.
00:30:07Get it together,
00:30:07Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:09Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:23Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell
00:30:26would I kiss him?
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:29Do I like him?
00:30:31And my love for you
00:30:32was gonna stop
00:30:33Wow, you can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second,
00:30:43I was thinking
00:30:43of promoting you
00:30:44to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay, enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment
00:30:48of happiness
00:30:49you'll have today.
00:30:50This is the whole point.
00:30:59That's just the table
00:31:00of contents.
00:31:01Okay, so just out of
00:31:02curiosity, is it too late
00:31:03to back out now?
00:31:04Forty-nine?
00:31:14Fifty?
00:31:16Okay, keep going.
00:31:17Don't slow down.
00:31:19This plan is unhumane.
00:31:20That was just the warm-up.
00:31:22What?
00:31:26Oh, damn.
00:31:30My barb is kind of hot.
00:31:31Okay, hands to yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:43Ugh.
00:31:45Oh, baby, I need you
00:31:48bad, I do.
00:31:50You know your body
00:31:52needs me too.
00:31:54What are you doing
00:31:56now, come through.
00:31:59Just feel free.
00:32:00Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back,
00:32:06I am so writing
00:32:07a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:08Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:13The main character
00:32:13is not going to be
00:32:13based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway, after lunch,
00:32:19I have something special
00:32:20to show you.
00:32:21Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Rare jewelry.
00:32:24Ancient artifacts.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:26Limited edition Hermes.
00:32:30My babies.
00:32:36Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have
00:32:40trusted somebody
00:32:40who washes their face
00:32:41with bar soap.
00:32:43Now, just pick one for me.
00:32:45No, you have to touch it yourself.
00:32:47You'll know which one's right.
00:32:48You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything
00:32:53to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically,
00:32:55I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then,
00:32:57pick a damn gun,
00:33:00dear husband.
00:33:06How about this one?
00:33:07Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle
00:33:11on earth.
00:33:12But it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely
00:33:15not beginner friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:24This one.
00:33:25Raise your weapon.
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:51Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:54Are you even listening to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:01Please.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:06Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Focus on it
00:34:11and just...
00:34:14So...
00:34:15Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:23Oh, that is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:31Where are you?
00:34:37Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:40I'm going to kill.
00:34:40No, you're terrible.
00:34:41Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:48I'm going to kill you.
00:34:48I'm going to kill you.
00:34:51So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:57and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:01Do you know how hard I worked
00:35:05to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:06Do you have any idea
00:35:08how difficult it is
00:35:08to find someone so rich
00:35:10and gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting a little tired
00:35:16of following her around
00:35:17like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:19Honey, honey, just stick with it
00:35:23a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:34I did everything for her.
00:35:36I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her
00:35:45at school,
00:35:46who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:51And now she has the nerve
00:35:53to play kissy face with me.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying
00:35:56for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset,
00:35:59why didn't you just say something?
00:36:01I know.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away
00:36:07with this.
00:36:12They used me for my money
00:36:13and I'm not going to let
00:36:14somebody who betrayed me
00:36:16get off that easy.
00:36:20And now she has the nerve
00:36:21to ask me out?
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:36Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you
00:36:42giving them a reality check,
00:36:43but I am terrible with trauma.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being
00:36:46a secret agent,
00:36:47but you still owe me
00:36:48three favors, remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50So you're resorting
00:36:51to your husband
00:36:51to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54Dear husband.
00:36:54Blair, I haven't been able
00:37:18to stop thinking about you
00:37:19since you left me
00:37:20at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I messed up
00:37:23and I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just,
00:37:26I can't imagine life
00:37:28without you.
00:37:29And hey,
00:37:31I'm willing
00:37:32to forget the fact
00:37:34that you slept with other men
00:37:35if you just get back with me.
00:37:37This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:48You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:50I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:54You mean the kind of best friend
00:37:55who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:56Oh, you mean the kind of best friend
00:38:00that sleeps with her friend's fiancé?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:07No wonder Blair chose
00:38:09to be with you.
00:38:12I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record,
00:38:15I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:21Well,
00:38:24can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:26Blair's gorgeous
00:38:26and rich, sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know,
00:38:30she literally ran out
00:38:32on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:36This little ambush thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part of your master plan
00:38:38to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:40What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier
00:38:45than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful for one girl, V.
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:56For a guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know
00:38:59what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me
00:39:02and I just want you
00:39:03to give us another chance.
00:39:05What, you're the one
00:39:06who's wrecked?
00:39:07God, what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say
00:39:08you have morning sickness
00:39:09because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you.
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men so much?
00:39:20Keep your shared man
00:39:22to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:27You...
00:39:28You're making things up!
00:39:30Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Go on.
00:39:33Everyone,
00:39:34airdrops on.
00:39:35You bitch!
00:39:47You spied on me?
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:50You cheated,
00:39:53you lied,
00:39:53and now you want
00:39:54to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago,
00:40:00you were such a badass.
00:40:01If you ever show your face again,
00:40:03I will put you back
00:40:04in the dirt
00:40:05every single fucking time.
00:40:07Both of you
00:40:11are going to regret this.
00:40:13You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:26Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work,
00:40:33I pick up a few hack and skills.
00:40:35I don't think so.
00:40:42If whatever.
00:40:44Ah!
00:40:46Damn it!
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:51Time to activate
00:40:52our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy
00:40:56Blair Woods
00:40:57completely.
00:40:58Oh, shit.
00:41:06Can you hear me of this?
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods,
00:41:16you need to get back
00:41:17to the office right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:26Bye.
00:41:28Jesus,
00:41:28come on.
00:41:35Miss Woods.
00:41:36Thank God you're here.
00:41:37We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey, besties.
00:41:40Today,
00:41:40we're confronting
00:41:41this Woods company
00:41:43face to face.
00:41:44Let's get justice.
00:41:45What exactly
00:41:47are you accusing us of?
00:41:49This.
00:41:50This is what
00:41:51your cream did
00:41:52to my face.
00:41:53What?
00:41:54That is impossible.
00:41:55Our face creams
00:41:56are made with
00:41:56all natural products.
00:41:57There's no additives
00:41:58and we've never had
00:41:59a reaction to this ever.
00:42:00You're all saying this,
00:42:01right?
00:42:02Thousands of you
00:42:03are watching.
00:42:04Don't let them
00:42:04dislike me.
00:42:06Fine.
00:42:07If you claim
00:42:08this product did that,
00:42:09I'll test it right now.
00:42:10And if there's a reaction,
00:42:12I'll double your compensation.
00:42:13Oh, yeah.
00:42:15Go on.
00:42:16Enjoy this
00:42:17specially enhanced cream,
00:42:18honey.
00:42:27Let me guess.
00:42:29You were hoping
00:42:30I'd slather this
00:42:30sulfuric acid-laced cream
00:42:31on my face
00:42:32and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell
00:42:34would she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab
00:42:37compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results
00:42:39in an hour.
00:42:39What?
00:42:40No,
00:42:41I would never
00:42:41do something like this.
00:42:43Do you know
00:42:43how important
00:42:44a face is
00:42:45to an influencer?
00:42:47I would never
00:42:49risk my own face
00:42:50just to frame you.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:57You dare
00:43:00question me?
00:43:01My wife's
00:43:02reputation?
00:43:04Nice sign.
00:43:05That face rash
00:43:06is makeup.
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:08She fixed it?
00:43:11Attempted assault,
00:43:12defamation,
00:43:13fraud.
00:43:13Congratulations.
00:43:14Your career
00:43:14as an influencer
00:43:15is over.
00:43:16Insecurity.
00:43:17No, no, no.
00:43:18I'm so sorry.
00:43:19I didn't mean to.
00:43:20It was a mistake.
00:43:21No.
00:43:21Let me go.
00:43:22Let me go.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25No, no, no.
00:43:27No, no.
00:43:27No.
00:43:28I'll admit
00:43:35you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:38I know,
00:43:39but something's bugging me.
00:43:40How'd she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance,
00:43:42no invite.
00:43:43It's weird, right?
00:43:44You might want to check
00:43:46for a mole
00:43:47within your company.
00:43:52You cleaned that thing
00:43:53like a hundred times today.
00:43:55Are you still thinking
00:43:55about the mole?
00:43:57Someone let that liar
00:43:58waltz into your office?
00:43:59That is not a rookie move.
00:44:02I bet your ex-fiance
00:44:04Ethan's behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you
00:44:10are going to regret this.
00:44:11You better watch your backs.
00:44:13I call it a
00:44:14secret agent's hunch.
00:44:20One day,
00:44:22I'm going to blow
00:44:24his brains out.
00:44:25We're agents,
00:44:26not assassins.
00:44:28Quit pouting.
00:44:29Grab your jacket.
00:44:30We're going out.
00:44:38This place is nice.
00:44:40You're not here to party.
00:44:42Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:43You see that bartender
00:44:49over there?
00:44:51He's going to take you
00:44:52to Marion.
00:44:52She hands out
00:44:53the assignments.
00:44:54Wait, you're not coming
00:44:55with me?
00:44:55Well, the agency
00:44:56doesn't exactly welcome
00:44:57strangers, so
00:44:58you'll have to go alone.
00:45:01And,
00:45:02just a heads up,
00:45:04Marion's a little
00:45:04obsessed.
00:45:05Of course she is.
00:45:10You really like
00:45:11bourbon with everywhere,
00:45:12huh?
00:45:12Relax.
00:45:13I've never even
00:45:13touched her.
00:45:15You're so messy.
00:45:19Messy.
00:45:20Hey, Brady.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:44I'm going to get you
00:45:44a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going,
00:45:49sweetheart?
00:45:49Let's have a little
00:45:50fun.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:52Come on.
00:45:54Just relax a little.
00:45:55It's all right,
00:45:56won't you?
00:45:56Do you want to play rough,
00:46:05you little bitch?
00:46:16Okay, look.
00:46:18You have been on me
00:46:19ever since I walked in
00:46:19tonight.
00:46:20I mean, I'm here on a
00:46:21mission, not whatever
00:46:22this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you
00:46:24one.
00:46:24after we handle
00:46:26more pressing
00:46:28matters.
00:46:30You've got all
00:46:31night, baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on
00:46:34with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby.
00:46:38Not tonight.
00:46:40Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her?
00:46:44What?
00:46:47Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me
00:46:51down for months
00:46:52and you're ready to
00:46:53break protocol for
00:46:54that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me, that is
00:46:57not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent
00:47:01Rick.
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:08Okay, well, I'm
00:47:09going to share
00:47:09whatever I have
00:47:10with my partner,
00:47:10so...
00:47:11an agent dreaming of
00:47:18love like some
00:47:19civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:25Wake up.
00:47:27This mission comes
00:47:27straight from the
00:47:28chief.
00:47:29There is no room
00:47:30for mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well, save your
00:47:34concern.
00:47:35Chief, are you
00:47:46sure Nighthawk is
00:47:48the right choice
00:47:48for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:50He's married, Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise
00:47:53everything.
00:47:54Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly
00:48:01what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my
00:48:05little bird stays
00:48:06loyal.
00:48:07Or breaks.
00:48:11You little bitch,
00:48:14you want to play
00:48:14rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me
00:48:16show you what a real
00:48:17man's capable of,
00:48:18you filthy whore.
00:48:19Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk?
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:29My God.
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no.
00:48:32It's a Nighthawk,
00:48:33please.
00:48:33I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know she
00:48:35was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:38Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't
00:48:44meet again, bitch.
00:48:49I'm sorry I didn't
00:49:00get there sooner.
00:49:03It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt
00:49:07that helpless in so
00:49:08long.
00:49:10It's like I was right
00:49:11back in my childhood,
00:49:12just trying to survive.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:16Don't worry.
00:49:23From now on,
00:49:24I'll protect you.
00:49:39Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep looking
00:49:42at me like that,
00:49:42I think you actually
00:49:43like...
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I...
00:49:47You...
00:49:47You're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting
00:49:50my property.
00:49:51Plus, you're the one
00:49:51with secret admirers
00:49:53crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't
00:49:56count.
00:49:57There's nothing
00:49:57between us.
00:49:59I've never had the
00:50:00luxury of a normal
00:50:01relationship because
00:50:02of my job.
00:50:04I mean, we...
00:50:07Technically, we're
00:50:08already married,
00:50:09so you could quit
00:50:10your job and work
00:50:12for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care of you.
00:50:14Okay.
00:50:14It's not my way
00:50:17of living.
00:50:18Besides,
00:50:19you're my wife.
00:50:21I should be the one
00:50:21supporting you.
00:50:22But who said that I
00:50:24agreed to be your wife?
00:50:28Have you thought about
00:50:29what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these
00:50:31bodies forever.
00:50:31Yeah, I mean,
00:50:36not ideal,
00:50:38but...
00:50:39I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn
00:50:44how to pee standing up.
00:50:48Well, with you around,
00:50:50it might not be so bad.
00:50:51And then I'll just
00:50:56study really hard
00:50:57at being good at six
00:50:59as a man.
00:51:00Okay.
00:51:01Um, no, we're
00:51:02gonna switch back.
00:51:03It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not
00:51:05interested in that?
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:09I will never understand
00:51:10men and their
00:51:11weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:12Um, let's get back
00:51:17to business,
00:51:17find out who our
00:51:18next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's
00:51:22an international spy?
00:51:26Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:27No, come on.
00:51:28I am not an
00:51:29international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:32That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35You know, no,
00:51:36I've heard rumors
00:51:36at the agency.
00:51:38They call it
00:51:38the X-Files.
00:51:40It's, uh,
00:51:41fake missions
00:51:42to cover up
00:51:43dirty work
00:51:43for billionaires.
00:51:45You sure you didn't
00:51:46piss off the wrong
00:51:47person?
00:51:50Ethan!
00:51:51Son of a
00:51:52bitch!
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:07Uh, hack the
00:52:07system and trace
00:52:08the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely
00:52:11Ethan.
00:52:12Fine.
00:52:15He wants to play
00:52:15dirty?
00:52:17I'll play
00:52:17dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So you know
00:52:19that company
00:52:20that's under
00:52:21his name?
00:52:23Yeah, that was
00:52:23a birthday gift
00:52:24from me.
00:52:25Back when I was
00:52:25stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna
00:52:28take it back.
00:52:30Done!
00:52:31Well,
00:52:31there should be
00:52:32enough evidence
00:52:33to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:34looks like
00:52:38your email
00:52:39is working.
00:52:40Tomorrow's
00:52:41headlines
00:52:41just found
00:52:41their next
00:52:42star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:44Your scandal is
00:52:48everywhere,
00:52:48Ethan.
00:52:48Everyone knows
00:52:49you cheated
00:52:50on the woods
00:52:51heiress.
00:52:52Our company's
00:52:52talk is crashing
00:52:53because of this.
00:52:54So you better
00:52:55give us an answer
00:52:56by today.
00:52:57What the hell
00:52:58is PR doing
00:52:59then?
00:52:59Get those
00:53:00headlines
00:53:01scrubbed
00:53:02now!
00:53:02Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team
00:53:05is a joke
00:53:06compared to
00:53:06what Wood's
00:53:07family's got.
00:53:08Do the right
00:53:08thing,
00:53:09Ethan.
00:53:10Step down
00:53:11now.
00:53:11Or,
00:53:12I'll make sure
00:53:13the board
00:53:14votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:16Step down?
00:53:18I am the
00:53:19chairman of this
00:53:19company.
00:53:20You cannot
00:53:20remove me
00:53:21from it.
00:53:22Are you sure
00:53:22about that?
00:53:24Blair,
00:53:25you've got a lot
00:53:26of nerves
00:53:26showing up
00:53:27to my company.
00:53:29Is this
00:53:30your company?
00:53:30Security?
00:53:32What do
00:53:34you want me
00:53:34to do?
00:53:34Remove
00:53:35them.
00:53:36Are you
00:53:36deaf?
00:53:37Remove
00:53:37them!
00:53:39Sorry,
00:53:40Ethan,
00:53:40we're actually
00:53:40not here to
00:53:41chat.
00:53:41We're here
00:53:41to be your
00:53:42new bosses.
00:53:42What the
00:53:43hell are you
00:53:43talking about?
00:53:47Sorry,
00:53:47Ethan,
00:53:48we're actually
00:53:48not here to
00:53:48chat.
00:53:49We're here
00:53:49to be your
00:53:50new bosses.
00:53:50What the
00:53:51hell are you
00:53:51talking about?
00:53:52Okay,
00:53:53well,
00:53:53let's go
00:53:54through the
00:53:54fine bread,
00:53:54shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods
00:54:01now owns
00:54:0251%
00:54:03of the
00:54:04company,
00:54:05making her
00:54:05the majority
00:54:06shareholder,
00:54:07and as
00:54:07such,
00:54:08the chairwoman
00:54:09has complete
00:54:10hiring and
00:54:11firing authority.
00:54:13Ethan
00:54:13Grayson,
00:54:14Tasha
00:54:15Blake,
00:54:15you are
00:54:16fired.
00:54:18No,
00:54:19no,
00:54:19no,
00:54:19you see,
00:54:20I built
00:54:20this company
00:54:21from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot
00:54:22just take
00:54:23it from me.
00:54:24Buddy,
00:54:25take a long
00:54:26hard looking
00:54:26there if you
00:54:27even have
00:54:28one.
00:54:28This
00:54:28company,
00:54:29my wife
00:54:31built it
00:54:32and she
00:54:32gave it
00:54:32to you
00:54:33and now
00:54:33she's
00:54:33taking it
00:54:33back.
00:54:34So,
00:54:34you got a
00:54:34problem?
00:54:35Oh,
00:54:35and one
00:54:35more thing,
00:54:36we know
00:54:36about the
00:54:37little
00:54:37influencer.
00:54:38We've
00:54:38already filed a
00:54:39suit for
00:54:39predatory
00:54:39competition,
00:54:40so,
00:54:41get ready
00:54:41to be
00:54:41served.
00:54:42Girls like
00:54:43you would
00:54:43never
00:54:43understand,
00:54:44I worked
00:54:45my ass
00:54:46off to get
00:54:46here and
00:54:47you think
00:54:47you can
00:54:48just stroll
00:54:48in and
00:54:49take it?
00:54:50Can't I
00:54:50have one
00:54:51damn thing
00:54:52without you
00:54:52stealing it
00:54:53too?
00:54:54No,
00:54:54somebody
00:55:08call an
00:55:09ambulance.
00:55:10Hey,
00:55:11you're
00:55:11safe.
00:55:12Yes.
00:55:13As long as
00:55:13you're
00:55:13safe.
00:55:14Raven,
00:55:24I want
00:55:24the best
00:55:25surgeon you
00:55:25have here
00:55:26in 20
00:55:26minutes.
00:55:26I don't
00:55:26care if
00:55:27you have
00:55:27to drag
00:55:27him in
00:55:28chains.
00:55:33If he
00:55:34dies,
00:55:35I will
00:55:35make sure
00:55:36that you
00:55:36go down
00:55:36with him.
00:55:41Ten years
00:55:41retired.
00:55:43I didn't
00:55:43expect to
00:55:44be pulled
00:55:44out of
00:55:44bed for
00:55:45your gun
00:55:45point and
00:55:46choppered
00:55:46here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate
00:55:48times,
00:55:48doctor.
00:55:49Lucky,
00:55:49you acted
00:55:50fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes
00:55:51later,
00:55:52he'd be
00:55:53gone.
00:55:55Come on,
00:55:55doc.
00:55:56Let's give
00:55:56you some
00:55:57love
00:55:57words in
00:55:57privacy.
00:56:08Why did
00:56:09you take
00:56:09the hit
00:56:10for me?
00:56:13I mean,
00:56:15what if
00:56:15you died?
00:56:16What the
00:56:17hell would
00:56:17I do
00:56:17then?
00:56:27It hurts,
00:56:28doesn't it?
00:56:30Wish I could
00:56:31take the
00:56:31pain for
00:56:32you.
00:56:32I don't
00:56:33have
00:56:34I don't
00:56:34but
00:56:35I don't
00:56:36have
00:56:38enough
00:56:39to
00:56:39have
00:56:40left.
00:56:42You
00:56:42didn't
00:56:42if he
00:56:42you
00:56:44I don't
00:56:44have
00:56:45a
00:56:45right?
00:56:45Or
00:56:46back?
00:56:46Do
00:56:47you
00:56:48I don't
00:56:49know?
00:56:50I don't
00:56:50know.
00:56:51I don't
00:56:53want to
00:56:54you
00:56:54I don't
00:56:55know.
00:56:55I don't
00:56:56know.
00:56:57I don't
00:56:58like
00:56:59anything
00:57:00when
00:57:01no way
00:57:06we switched back
00:57:09no way
00:57:12we switched back
00:57:14Liam
00:57:16Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:18we switched back
00:57:31I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:34waited too long
00:57:36it's gone, everything's gone
00:57:42you have to help me
00:57:43pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:49this is on you
00:57:50so, if you don't want your little secret
00:57:53going public, I suggest you help me
00:57:55fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00this time, for good
00:58:01how are you feeling?
00:58:11do you want something?
00:58:14what, do you need something?
00:58:16didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21yeah, well I did some research
00:58:22it turns out
00:58:23if it's somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:26yeah, well I did some research
00:58:30it turns out
00:58:31if it's somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:33um, okay
00:58:38well, since you're so into me
00:58:42um, I guess you can stay in my husband
00:58:47for a little longer
00:58:48you know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can
00:58:59and then this whole
00:59:01body switch nonsense happened
00:59:03sometimes we switch back
00:59:07I guess prayers really do work
00:59:10um, I'm gonna
00:59:16get some water
00:59:18wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent
00:59:30taking a knife for a woman
00:59:31it's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:34almost
00:59:35can you not
00:59:37what do you want?
00:59:40does it ever occur to you
00:59:40what's going to happen
00:59:41when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43you get one life, Liam
00:59:44how many times are you gonna
00:59:45throw it in front of hers?
00:59:46he's right
00:59:48as long as she's with me
00:59:50she'll always be in danger
00:59:51what the hell do I do?
01:00:03you know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera
01:00:05but you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:08um, okay, I'm gonna just
01:00:09you guys talk
01:00:11what?
01:00:20spit it out
01:00:20just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22you blew off the mission
01:00:24you pissed off the client
01:00:25Gloria's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:27I'm just saying
01:00:30watch your back
01:00:33understood
01:00:34but no one's touching Blair
01:00:36not now, not ever
01:00:38all this fuss
01:00:49for a girl
01:00:51you know what's funny?
01:00:55you raise a little bird long enough
01:00:56they start to think that they can fly
01:00:58all on their own
01:01:00I'm sorry, man
01:01:02save it
01:01:03go take your punishment
01:01:05this Blair Woods
01:01:12has to die
01:01:14hey, queen
01:01:23what are you doing tonight?
01:01:24wanna have some fun?
01:01:26okay, cool
01:01:27Liam, we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32we can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:35figures
01:01:38guess you only stuck around
01:01:40because of the body swap
01:01:41real husband material, huh?
01:01:45we should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:47what are you talking about?
01:01:52that was the deal, right?
01:01:56once we switch back
01:01:57we call it
01:01:58fine
01:02:01it's not like I'm
01:02:05desperate to stay married
01:02:06to you anyways
01:02:07cheers
01:02:19you've been married
01:02:22for how long now?
01:02:24and we've never even seen
01:02:25your husband
01:02:25come on
01:02:27bring him out tonight
01:02:29no, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31we're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:33yeah
01:02:34but you still like him though
01:02:35I mean
01:02:37I
01:02:38then go for it
01:02:40playing it safe
01:02:41is never your style
01:02:43wait, no girl
01:02:46you are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:49no
01:02:50no, come on
01:02:51I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:53please
01:02:54you can go out whenever you want
01:02:56it's not like your husband
01:02:57it's gonna stop you
01:02:58you don't have to say it like that
01:03:00oh my god
01:03:05who is this hottie?
01:03:07oh my god
01:03:09who is that hottie?
01:03:24how much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:27Blair?
01:03:28who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:30nice to meet you
01:03:33damn, Blair
01:03:35where did you find him?
01:03:36he looks like he walked off a CQ cover
01:03:38yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:42seriously?
01:03:43damn, girl
01:03:44you are so lucky
01:03:45what does he do?
01:03:48um
01:03:48he's
01:03:50a model
01:03:51yeah
01:03:52he's a model
01:03:53I knew it!
01:03:55come on
01:03:56show us some photos
01:03:57no, no
01:03:58another time
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59but tonight
01:03:59I'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:01because she's a little drunk
01:04:02what?
01:04:03no
01:04:03bye, Blair
01:04:06come back soon
01:04:08jeez
01:04:12okay
01:04:12slow down
01:04:14no
01:04:14you're going too fast
01:04:15fast
01:04:16you really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18yeah, ma
01:04:18thanks, though
01:04:21thanks for what?
01:04:24for picking me up
01:04:25even though you ignored my calls
01:04:27asshole
01:04:28well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:30okay
01:04:35okay
01:04:36just breathe
01:04:38here
01:04:39I'm going to put you right here
01:04:42well
01:04:43you okay?
01:04:47thanks
01:04:48I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:50wait here
01:04:52ew
01:04:52ew
01:04:53leon?
01:05:08what the hell?
01:05:10if you scream
01:05:11I'll kill you
01:05:41well well i caught the esteemed ceo blair woods where's your knight in shining armor huh
01:05:56i would get so cocky that look i hate that look it makes me feel like i'm an insect who are you
01:06:06to look down on me well you are just a parasite living off of women's success so why would i
01:06:14respect you cute very cute keep running your mouth blair you're not getting out of here tonight
01:06:21you know the thought that i ever dated you makes me want to throw up
01:06:28nice well you want to know something fun blair do you i don't even want you dead
01:06:36someone else does you made enemies babe big ones
01:06:40raven i need you to get me blair's location use every connection you have no screw-ups
01:06:49but if you transfer all of your shares into my account i might just tell you who actually
01:06:58want you dead in your dreams loser you are one ungrateful bitch
01:07:07a jam perfect a jam you got lucky probably not twice in a row
01:07:19hey blair
01:07:29are you okay you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:40you're just gonna push me away i was scared scared that you'd get hurt because of me
01:07:54but i'm done pushing you away blair i'm not gonna let you go again
01:07:59how the hell did you find us
01:08:03my turn
01:08:14who sent you
01:08:19you were in way over your head
01:08:24fine
01:08:30i'll tell you
01:08:32i'll tell you
01:08:33it was the agency
01:08:36you know
01:08:37the ones that the legendary nighthawk works for
01:08:41and you guys pissed off
01:08:42the wrong viewers
01:08:44what
01:08:45stay behind me
01:08:55nice liam
01:09:05still sharp
01:09:06just as i trained you
01:09:09couldn't even get the job done
01:09:18still the nerve to run his mouth
01:09:20pathetic
01:09:22mom
01:09:24sorry
01:09:25long time to see blair
01:09:27you're looking more than her like your father all the time
01:09:33trust me
01:09:35that is not a compliment
01:09:37my father
01:09:40didn't anyone tell you
01:09:42i'm gloria
01:09:43liam's loving foster mom
01:09:46and your dear sweet aunt
01:09:49hey gloria
01:09:54what are you talking about
01:09:56of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:00she only ever had eyes for her
01:10:03precious son
01:10:04but don't worry
01:10:05i killed your father
01:10:07just think i'm gonna kill you
01:10:09and then that old witch is next
01:10:11you mean that my father's death wasn't an accident
01:10:16no
01:10:17no
01:10:18he got in my way
01:10:21you all did
01:10:23the woods family fortune
01:10:25should have been mine
01:10:26and you mean
01:10:31time to come home
01:10:34good boy
01:10:34so you're choosing her
01:10:47over me
01:10:48i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:51not even you
01:10:54fine
01:10:55then you will die with her
01:10:58what's happening
01:11:19poison gas
01:11:20now lay down and die quietly
01:11:22won't you
01:11:23what's happening
01:11:26poison gas
01:11:28now lay down and die quietly
01:11:30won't you
01:11:30you're breathing the same way that we are
01:11:32and you're still standing
01:11:34that means there must be an antidote
01:11:36whoever
01:11:38must be that rotten wood family blood
01:11:41but knowing this won't save you
01:11:43i and
01:11:45i alone
01:11:46have the antidote
01:11:46you really are my finest creation
01:11:55was everything i did never enough for you
01:11:57i don't care
01:11:58i'm never wanted as much mine
01:12:01and it will crush anywhere
01:12:02who gets in my way
01:12:03well i'm not your weapon
01:12:05if you try to hurt her
01:12:07i'm gonna fight you with everything
01:12:08oh god
01:12:09even after everything that you did
01:12:30grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:32to you
01:12:33she never stopped loving you
01:12:36you don't deserve any of it
01:12:37you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:40why
01:12:41after we finish him
01:12:43you're next
01:12:45once i finish him
01:12:49you're next
01:12:50glory woods
01:12:54drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:56hands up in the air
01:12:58turn around slowly
01:13:00don't reach for anything
01:13:01drop the weapon now
01:13:03hands on top of your head
01:13:06that movie
01:13:09don't resist lady
01:13:10turn around
01:13:11she's reaching for something
01:13:12okay
01:13:12sit back
01:13:14when you're stuck
01:13:16i swear i will kill them both
01:13:18lord
01:13:19stop
01:13:20your brother
01:13:21he died trying to save you
01:13:24you think he abandoned you
01:13:26gloria no
01:13:27he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:30ten million dollars
01:13:32just to keep you safe
01:13:34he pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you
01:13:39and
01:13:40even when you were gone
01:13:42he watched over you
01:13:43until the day he died
01:13:45you're lying
01:13:48you're just saying
01:13:50you're trying to save her
01:13:51but i am not
01:13:53falling for him
01:13:54enough
01:13:55this
01:14:00ends here
01:14:02you're in the right
01:14:06put your hands behind you
01:14:06no
01:14:07no get off of me
01:14:08stop it
01:14:09who are you
01:14:10get the hell out of me
01:14:11dear you
01:14:12get the hell out of me
01:14:14you okay
01:14:15former intelligence operative gloria woods
01:14:28arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:31source confirm she is the second daughter of the prominent woods family
01:14:35hey
01:14:37how did you find her
01:14:41you're good people
01:14:42don't let raven slack her vibe fool you
01:14:45like i'm just tracking his top tier
01:14:48didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:52aren't you angry
01:14:55i was
01:14:58but um
01:15:01i don't know
01:15:03now i just
01:15:03guess i'm done
01:15:05carrying
01:15:07from now on
01:15:11i'll be by your side
01:15:12wow
01:15:19wow
01:15:21beautiful
01:15:22okay just eat it
01:15:24i made it with love
01:15:25okay so uh
01:15:26forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now
01:15:29oh
01:15:31okay so
01:15:33what i'm hearing is
01:15:34you want me to feed you
01:15:36okay
01:15:36okay
01:15:38you know what i want more than pasta
01:15:44okay what
01:15:45you
01:15:51blair wins
01:16:00will you marry me
01:16:04again
01:16:06but for real to say
01:16:08yeah
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