00:00Yes, what's speciality?
00:02What's speciality?
00:03What's speciality?
00:05Kare-kare at Caldereta.
00:07Wow!
00:09You're good at your kare-kare?
00:10Yes, especially when you have a baguong.
00:12Really, it's not a real kare-kare kung it's a baguong.
00:15So, it's not a real kare-kare.
00:18It's a real kare-kare.
00:19Because the kare-kare is a real kare-kare.
00:22Yes!
00:23So, that's why you're not a-arty-arty
00:26When you're a kare-kare,
00:26you're a real kare-kare
00:28Because you're a real kare-kare
00:30You're a real kare-kare
00:32Why can't you tell her?
00:35Because I'm a black-dough at night
00:37So, I need to relax
00:41It's a real kare-kare
00:43We need to stretch it
00:44It's a real kare-kare
00:47You need to get a real kare-kare
00:48Because I'm a black-dough
00:50I'm not a black-dough
00:54Pagkakamali ko, nagkare-kare lang naman ako
00:56Ito naman naman yung paborito ko lutuin
00:57Baka siya din ang gumagawa ng baguong
00:59Ay, may kaganyan
01:01Opo!
01:01Paano mo napapasarap ang baguong mo?
01:03Nilalagyan mo ba ng buhok?
01:05Siyempre po!
01:06Ang secret po diyan, ilalagyan mo ng asukal
01:08Para mag-blend po yung lasa niya
01:10Alat at tamis
01:12Alat at tamis
01:12Ang secret talagyan ng asukal
01:13Para mag-blend?
01:14Hindi naman asukal na nagpapa-blend
01:16Ano?
01:17Kamay mo?
01:17Yung sunshine pang ganyan, panghalo
01:20Nanghalo nga nang mag-blend
01:21Kahit tagi mo yung asukal yan
01:22Kundi mo iahalo, hindi mag-blend yan
01:23Na para pagang may kapanggarihan yung asukal
01:26Na mag-blend siya ng puso
01:27Gusa!
01:28Gusa!
01:28Ano ba lang yan? Nag-lackyo ko talaga?
01:30Ano ba naman na-lackyo?
01:31Ano ba ang ginawa mo kasi?
01:32Ano ba?
01:33Nagpapotox ako, pero parang matigas yung kaliwa ko
01:35Please stretch mo naman
01:38Kaya...
01:39Di pantay?
01:42Face dance, oh?
01:44Face dance, oh?
01:44O ba?
01:46Nostalgia?
01:47Yes! Face dance yan!
01:50Showtime season one
01:51Face dance, oh
01:52Yung mga panahon yun, kasama na natin si Dambu eh
01:55Active pa siya nun
01:56Hindi niya tayo tinete-inman nun
01:58Ngayon kasi suplado na si Dambu
02:00Hindi?
02:00Porkat sikat sa tiktok yung anak ko suplado na yan
02:04Hindi ako pinapansin eh
02:06Paano, paano, paano?
02:08Oo, nakagalulong eh no?
02:09Ay, gilagaya ko pala yan!
02:11Nalakyo!
02:11Nalakyo siya!
02:12Paano ilakyo mo anak?
02:14Patingin na
02:15Para nakatakot din sa'yo ha
02:17Paano iba'y nangyayari Dambu ha?
02:21Dambu is the cutest
02:22Yes, si Dambu
02:24My cutest baby
02:25Mabango na naman ang anak ko
02:26Ano amoy?
02:27Ano amoy?
02:28Sinisigurado kung ang anak ko tuwing umaga ay mabango
02:31Iniipitan ko ng tanglad ang brief niyan
02:34Boy!
02:36May tanglad yung brief niyan
02:37Gano'n, oo, diba?
02:38Para pag hinating sa kitna
02:40Ay, fresh to
02:41May tanglad eh
02:43Ayy!
02:44Malasa
02:46Malasa
02:46May kakaibang bango
02:47Diba?
02:48May tanglad sa brief
02:49May pandan sa kilikili
02:51Ang bango!
02:55Amoy!
02:56Sa bibig, ano yung lalagay mo sa bibig?
02:58Ay hindi, sa bibig kasi iipitan mo lang ng tisyo yan
03:01Para sip-sipin yung lungat
03:03Yung lalagay mo sa bibig jen
03:03Yung lalagay mo sa bibig kasi ii
03:23Nga
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