It's Showtime: Meme Vice, bakit ka nagagalit?! (Laro, Laro, Pick)

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Aired (November 11, 2025): Ayaw niyo kasing maniwala kay Meme Vice na may tupian din ang washing machine!

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00:00Okay, from your work, what are you doing?

00:02Are you manager or supplier?

00:04Stop.

00:05No, you're not, you're just going to go.

00:06Stop!

00:07Stop!

00:08You have to wait for the girls,

00:11and you're going to tell me,

00:12stop!

00:13Stop!

00:14But, you're going to tell me again,

00:15stop!

00:16Stop!

00:17What's your stop?

00:18You're going to tell me about the apparatus?

00:20You're going to deliver?

00:21No, no, no, no!

00:23Just welcome, Girlie!

00:24No, no, no, no, no, no...

00:26I'm going to tell you, Girlie, huh?

00:27I'm going to tell you...

00:29Ako, iniisip po ba?

00:29Ako, naglalagay po ba?

00:31Ako, parang nag-uniform lang.

00:33Pinasaot lang yung damit, ha?

00:35Naglo-load ang mga damit po sa machine.

00:37Naglo-load.

00:38Ah, naglalagay ng mga damit.

00:40Tapos nagpo-fold.

00:41Pagano pa-load?

00:43Teka lang, sabi mo ikaw ang naglo-load,

00:44tapos nagpo-fold.

00:45Yes, po.

00:46Hindi mo nilalabas,

00:47dun mo tinitiklop sa loob.

00:48Pinahirapan ni sarili.

00:50Ah, ano po.

00:50Ilabas mo mo na?

00:51Washing mo na.

00:52Sa washing mo na po.

00:52Washing mo na po.

00:53O, tapos.

00:54Sa dryer.

00:54Patutuyo eh.

00:55Pag natuyo na, ipo-fold na.

00:57Ate, wait lang.

00:57Pag nag-uusap tayo,

00:59kailangan marinig natin ang isa't isa.

01:00Either itaas mo yung mic

01:02o ibaba mo yung muka.

01:05Kailangan mag-abot talaga sila.

01:06So, alin doon ang napili mo?

01:09Itaas.

01:10Kaya taas.

01:10O, o.

01:12So, paano'ng ginagawa?

01:13Nilalagay yung gamit sa washing machine and then?

01:15Wash po muna.

01:16Tapos, pag na-wash na yan,

01:17ay da-dry na.

01:18Pag na-dry, ipo-fold na.

01:20Walang sabon?

01:21May sabon.

01:22Di ba meron din yung, ano,

01:23yung pag-pinindot mo,

01:24paglabas, naka-fold na?

01:26Hindi.

01:26Walang.

01:27Walang.

01:27Ay, may ganun sa amin.

01:30Walang ganun.

01:31Ano'ng laki?

01:32Walang.

01:32Ano'ng yung may kamay sa loob?

01:34Paano'ng laki?

01:35Paano'ng laki?

01:35Diyos ko.

01:36Hindi po, wala kayo.

01:36Kailangan mag-alit ka sa akin.

01:38Paano?

01:38Paano'ng natutupi?

01:39Sa lahat ng washing machine?

01:40Yung makina na,

01:41nag-fold.

01:42Paano?

01:42Meron ganun.

01:43Meron wash, dry, and fold.

01:45Oh.

01:46Sa Amerika, may ganun.

01:47Tsaka sa Europe?

01:48Walang.

01:49Oh.

01:49Ano'ng itutupi?

01:51As hindi planchado?

01:51Paano'ng itutupi?

01:52Tinutupi.

01:53Kailangan planchado bago itupi?

01:54Siyempre.

01:55Yung panti ng nanay mo,

01:56tinatanggal sa sampahin,

01:57pinaplancha ng nanay mo yung pante.

01:59Anong sense na itutupi mo

02:00kung ipaplancha mo ulit?

02:01Hindi lahat ng damit,

02:02itinutupi.

02:03Ang comporter,

02:04pinaplancha,

02:06tinutupi mo,

02:07pero hindi mo plinansya.

02:08Oo, oo, naman.

02:08Ang tuwalya.

02:09Oh.

02:10Plinansya mong tuwalya?

02:11Hindi.

02:12Ang pante, ang bret.

02:13Hindi.

02:13Paano'ng itutupi mo, diba?

02:15Yung iba, pinaplancha.

02:16Yung iba,

02:17pero hindi lahat!

02:21Ano?

02:22Bakit galit ka?

02:24O siyempre, pag late ka ba?

02:27Tata sa energy.

02:28Papuwiin ba sa energy yun?

02:29Para sa sabi,

02:29ay, ayun, dumating na siya.

02:32Ano, wala kang masabi.

02:34Meron pa gano'n,

02:35napafold?

02:36Meron ba sa inyo, no?

02:37Maaaring sa kanilang tanggapan,

02:39wala.

02:39Pero hindi kilangang ulagang wala

02:40sa buong mundong gano'n.

02:41Ah, meron.

02:42Madlang people,

02:43pakigogle.

02:45Eto, Mark,

02:46naniniwala ka ron,

02:47may tutupian daw yung washing machine.

02:48Di ba may gano'n?

02:49May makina na pinundot,

02:51nakatiklop na yung mga ano?

02:52Hindi ko po alam eh.

02:53Wala ang pusahan gano'n eh.

02:54Ayun, yun ang pinakasay.

02:55Hindi ko po alam.

02:56Ayun.

02:56Pero yung sasabihin mong,

02:57wala na para bang napagalaman mo lahat?

02:59Walang ganun.

03:00O.

03:00Kato na ditong basahan,

03:02hindi tinupi,

03:02nasuot mo tuloy.

03:03Hindi basahan to.

03:04Dorma.

03:05Yan, kilang makita.

03:06Hindi basahan.

03:06Yan yung...

03:07Cartigan.

03:08Diyos ko.

03:08Ito yung carpet na nangat-ngat

03:10ng asong malikot.

03:12At least, fair no?

03:13Oo nga.

03:14Machi-machi.

03:15Magaling ka lang

03:16kung makahanap ng mga tayo.

03:17Ganyan, ano?

03:33Kato na ditong basahan.

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