It's Showtime: Meme Vice, hangang-hanga sa sayaw ng isang madlang player! (Laro, Laro, Pick)

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Aired (January 5, 2026): Tuwang-tuwa si Meme Vice sa kakaibang galawan ni Ate Vhec!

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00:00Hey, it's so good to be in the club.

00:02Oh, it's so good to be in the club.

00:04Vec!

00:05Vec!

00:06Ati Vec, it's so good to be in the club.

00:08No!

00:09No!

00:10No!

00:11You're a little bit too.

00:13You're a little bit too.

00:15I think, pa.

00:16You're a nice to be in the club.

00:18Yes, I think, pa.

00:20You're a dancer, you're a young man?

00:22Yes, pa.

00:23You're retired?

00:25Yes, I'm retired.

00:27Active bar!

00:28Retired na ba?

00:30Retired na?

00:31Opo.

00:32Ah, retired na.

00:33Hindi na nababasa yung pangalan niya sa signage.

00:36Ang ganda mo magsaya.

00:38Vec!

00:39Magkano big night sa inyo?

00:41Wala!

00:42Vec!

00:43Ano mo sinisintas?

00:44Sinsintas.

00:45Gentle naman naman ni question.

00:47Ano mo sumasayo?

00:48Matapaka mo eh.

00:50Ako napokonsi.

00:51Oo, tsaka tatanungin mo muna kung pwedeng ibuhol.

00:53Bakit?

00:54Kasi may mga iba talikang hindi nila sinisintas.

00:56Style yun?

00:57Oo, yung sinis-style nila.

00:58May ganyan ako dati, yung kaibigan ko, naka ano, sabi ko, ay yung sintas mo, pinuhol ko, tinuhod ako.

01:03Style mo yan.

01:04Dugoan!

01:05Dugoan!

01:06Dugoan pa yung bunga nga.

01:07Kasi sabi, style.

01:09Alam mo.

01:10Oo.

01:11Maganda ka nga magsayaw.

01:12Alas.

01:13Hilig mo yan?

01:14Opo.

01:15Nung nag-aaral ka, nagsasayaw ka.

01:16Hindi po.

01:17Gusto mo buwi na?

01:18Nandito ka.

01:19Ayan.

01:20O.

01:21Grabe.

01:22Alamig sa Pilipinas, no?

01:23Turtle neck ka din eh.

01:24Opo.

01:25Yes!

01:26Yes!

01:27Parang ito lang ang tama ang gamit sa ating lahat eh.

01:29Layering din siya.

01:32Anong trabakan mo, Ate Vec?

01:33Ay, nagtitinda lang po.

01:34Na?

01:35Sa sari-sari store po.

01:36Maliit lang po.

01:37May sarili kang sari-sari store.

01:38Yes, po.

01:39Anong pinakamabenta ang itinitinda mo?

01:40Chichiria.

01:41Chichiria.

01:42Katulad ng katol na mag-asawa.

01:44Bakit?

01:45At tulad ng...

01:46Huwag yung chichiriyahin yung katol, no?

01:48Alam mo kung mabenta chichiria niya?

01:49Ano?

01:50Vecat.

01:51Vecat.

01:52Vecat.

01:53Ay, gusto ko ang Vecat.

01:54Ay, masarap.

01:55Sabayin mo ng Royal.

01:56Ay, panalo.

01:57O, o.

01:58Lalo na kung may deposito.

01:59Ay, masarap.

02:00Iba ang lasa ng soklings na may deposito.

02:02Mas masarap.

02:03Promise.

02:04Oh, o.

02:05O, o.

02:06Inu-look forward ka yung, ano.

02:07Yes!

02:08Inu-look forward.

02:09Pagpabalik ng pote.

02:10Dahil, maisusubi mo yun.

02:11Yeah.

02:12Deposito.

02:13Mas gusto ko yun yung may deposito.

02:14Lalo na kung gagabito nyo ng is-draw na blue.

02:15Ayan!

02:16Iba din ang blue.

02:17May tabang kasi yung pink eh.

02:18Talaga ba?

02:19O. Diba, ate?

02:20Yes po.

02:21O, diba?

02:22Yes.

02:23Takot eh.

02:24Si ate, o.

02:25Kamukam...

02:26Kamukam yung nagbibidyo sa akin sa airport.

02:28Ay, laku.

02:29What are you doing?

02:31What are you doing?

02:33What are you doing?

02:35I'm a artist.

02:37I'm a artist.

02:39I'm a artist.

02:41I'm a artist.

02:43And then, she didn't know the name.

02:45I didn't know her name.

02:47I saw her.

02:49She was beautiful.

02:51And then, I was a video.

02:53And then, she was a girl.

02:55She was a girl.

02:57She kinda said to me,

02:59Hey! It's a girl!

03:01This is a girl!

03:03I spoke with you,

03:05but it's a girl.

03:07Really?

03:09She was a girl.

03:11Why are you a girl?

03:13I'm a woman.

03:15She was a girl.

03:17I was a girl.

03:19I was a woman.

03:21You're a woman?

03:23No, she was a woman.

03:25I got you.

03:27I got you.

03:28I got you.

03:29I got you.

03:30I got you.

03:31What do you mean?

03:32What's that?

03:33No, it's inflatable.

03:35So anyway, Vec, Vec, do you have a wife?

03:38No.

03:39Where are you going?

03:41They are.

03:42They are going to go.

03:44You are going to go.

03:45Why?

03:46Because I'm going to die.

03:49If I'm going to die.

03:51If I'm going to die, I'll be right.

03:54That's right.

03:55You know?

03:56I'm really lazy.

03:57I see Jacqueline.

03:59I'm seeing the eyes of my mouth.

04:02First of all.

04:07You've been on a long time?

04:0949.

04:10You're the steepest person.

04:15To space.

04:16You'll still use a lot.

04:19It's like a parlour game.

04:21Yes, the ball pen.

04:23The ball pen is shoot.

04:25It's a ball pen.

04:27It's a ball pen.

04:29That's a fun game.

04:31If you're a member of Pasay,

04:33it's great.

04:35Malibay, F Cruz!

04:37Stop it, bye!

04:39Yes, 172, 171.

04:41F Cruz!

04:43F Cruz!

04:45Bangkal!

04:47Bakla!

04:49Bakla!

04:51Bakla!

04:53Bakla!

04:55Bakla!

04:57Malay nyo, kayo lang kung bako lang.

04:59Ano, maa-out ako dito?

05:01Hindi ako pwede ma-out dito.

05:03Sigat ako.

05:05Sigat ako, artist lang to.

05:07Sigat ako!

05:09Uwi ka na!

05:17When the test is done with the Celu license?

05:19Well, you have beenبلut.

05:21Statico!

05:23Haha, I was!

05:25I was lying to you.

05:27I did not say that.

05:29I was lying to you.

05:31I'm dying.

05:33I was lying to you.

05:35I was lying to you.

05:37I'm not lying to you.

05:39You're lying to me.

05:41I don't lie to you.

It's Showtime: Meme Vice, hangang-hanga sa sayaw ng isang madlang player! (Laro, Laro, Pick)

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