00:09Oh
00:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:24Look who's finally awake
00:27Mrs. Weston
00:29Mrs. Weston?
00:31Oh, God
00:33Oh
00:35Oh, wait, I'm sorry
00:36I don't, wait, just sit, just sit
00:41Fuck
00:42Fuck
00:44Fuck
01:01By the power vested in me by the state of Nevada and the power of rock and roll, I now
01:06pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss.
01:10Mrs. Weston!
01:14No!
01:15No!
01:16Stupid!
01:19No
01:20It's fine, I don't just, we'll just fix it. We'll just, we'll just get it annulled.
01:25Immediately
01:28What?
01:31Seven million dollars?
01:34We're rich!
01:41It's made out to us as a couple
01:45Nice
01:46We must have married the shit out of each other
01:50Oh, my God
01:53Don't get up, are you crazy?
01:56Mr. and Mrs. Weston
02:00I will begin your orientation in 30 minutes
02:04That should give you enough time to put on something more appropriate
02:12Orientation for what, exactly?
02:15All shall be revealed
02:18Failure to participate nullifies the prize
02:29What the fuck was that?
02:33It says seven days of marriage
02:36Seven challenges
02:42Oh, no, no, no, no
02:44There has to be a way out of this
02:47This can't, I mean
02:49This has to be a mistake
02:51Like, I cannot be married to you
02:55I don't even know you
02:57Don't you think it's a little rude
02:58To be upset about marrying me
03:00Without actually getting to know me?
03:02Oh, I can tell you are so not my type
03:06Well, you're not exactly my fantasy either, sweetheart
03:08Help you
03:09Hi, uh, hi, uh, yes
03:11Long story
03:13I got married
03:14I don't care
03:15Oh
03:18Okay
03:24Hi, yes, can you connect me to the
03:28Chapel of Harmonic Unification?
03:32Urgently
03:32Yeah, so listen
03:33Listen, I'm gonna get into my morning flow
03:37If you wanna join me, dear
03:38Don't call me that
03:40Chapel of Harmonic Unification
03:42Blessings and Bindings
03:44How can I help you?
03:45Hi, uh, hi, uh, yes
03:47Long story
03:49I got married accidentally
03:51And I just need to get it annulled
03:54Immediately
03:55Hmm, do you have your package ID?
03:58Uh, yes
03:59Oh, 777-love-now
04:04Ah, the 777 package
04:06You and your partner pre-signed a no annulment clause
04:09For seven days
04:10No legal disillusions can be recognized
04:13Until after the bonding period
04:15Standard policy
04:16What?
04:19Yes, I have your signatures right here
04:21Have a blessed day
04:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't hang
04:24Up
04:29Well, that
04:31Sounded
04:32Very final
04:34We're legally stuck
04:36Oh my god, no
04:37This could not be my
04:39Do you really not remember getting married?
04:45No
04:46I blacked out somewhere between the limo and
04:50The motorcycle
04:51Were we riding motorcycles yesterday?
04:54Yeah
04:55Yeah, we set the arcade record
04:57Oh god
05:00Look
05:01Alright
05:01If we can't undo the marriage
05:03And we're forced to be married to each other
05:05Then we might as well try to make some money
05:07Right?
05:09I have a job
05:10I am pre-appreciated
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