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00:00Thank you for listening.
00:33all right Webster and finally dogs I just wish they'd bring bat wings back in fashion again
00:42the quirky canine compadres are not our amigos Lily if you see one jump up behind a letterbox
00:51withdraw now I've printed off a few bullet points re health and safety for the paper round
01:00right how do I look well we're not lose you in a pea super now you've got your papers yes
01:10once more unto the breach dear friends once more good luck Lily may the delivery gods be with thee
01:18thanks see you later oh what a lovely jerkin is Lily your new paper girl hey how on earth did
01:26you
01:26guess oh I do have somewhat of a sixth sense when it comes to these things oh what's that bri
01:33bri oh
01:34it's a yeah oh very rare edition of the woman in white tights sorry I read a book once called
01:43the
01:44woman and white tights it's about a woman who wore white tights no it's the famous book by Wilkie
01:54Collins oh imagine calling your kid Wilkie Rita you may as well stick a sign on his head saying go
01:59on then bully me well you know the woman in white is a very famous book well if it's anything
02:05like the
02:06woman in white tights it will be a huge disappointment now Rita before Brian bores us to death with any
02:12further literary pretensions I wondered whether or not you cared to join me for a snifter or two later in
02:18the bistro Brian is my program on tonight no it's tomorrow oh well that's very nice thing I can't
02:26believe you've never heard of the woman in white Mary yeah and I can't believe you've never heard of
02:30the woman in white tights ciao Reet I'll film up a time later via text I must dash I need
02:36to bleach my
02:41splash backs that's all gone through so come on then how is she if I'm missing her I don't know
02:47you
02:47must be feeling well um she seems okay she's holding up okay despite everything you know bless her you
02:55give her my love next time you talk to her yeah of course me and Kev are gonna go and
02:59see her later
03:00hey bunny listen has um Debbie ever has she ever said anything to you about about what Carl Carl in
03:09what way well nothing out of the ordinary you know except that she's always been really fond of him
03:16oh hello speak of the devil are you taking my name in vain oh here he is the Walter Mitty
03:23of
03:24Weatherfield never heard of it mate I'm not your mate and I'll wipe that smirk off your face in a
03:29minute
03:30actually thinking about it is as you're married to my mom I might start calling you don't even
03:36think about it you know I'll get the truth from Debbie and when I do I'll have you bang to
03:44rights
03:50I can't believe that he's done me
03:55he was the one you know he's so lovely Debbie what did you say it was inside for again aggravated
04:05burglary
04:05with menaces but he didn't mean to chop that guy's fingers off his hand just slipped this is you can
04:13get really good plastic guns these days you told me well it sounds lovely man after my own heart are
04:25you
04:25being saggy of course I am a daft dog what it sounds absolutely atrocious part and you know what you
04:34are
04:34better off without him blimey what's going on here then hmm I'm just consoling mouth almighty
04:44hey well you're a bit aren't you you know gob on a stick you are a cheeky bitch do you
04:51know what I am sick
04:53at sand of you now I'm sight of you and ask for smell you need to invest in a bit
04:57of roll on deodorant you
04:58you stink
05:00leave her alone you
05:02look there's no point battering her in getting a longer sentence
05:04she insulted me
05:06I insulted your ex
05:08are you dick or something
05:09Paula go somewhere else and chill your boots
05:12it's not worth a longer stretch trust me
05:22oh I'm sorry
05:26my words seem to be coming out before my mind kicks in
05:30but thank you
05:32look you've got to be careful around women like that
05:35they're not your mates
05:37I don't know whether it's because
05:40I'm in here and
05:41my routine's gone all skewed with but
05:44I do think I'm getting a lot worse
05:48right
05:52I'm not gonna last five minutes am I
05:54if I
05:56if I keep letting me mouth run away with itself
06:02there we go
06:03I think I've got a coleslaw coming
06:05no you didn't order coleslaw love
06:08it means coleslaw
06:09whatever you do don't touch it
06:10you think you've got problems
06:12I've still not figured out how I'm gonna get my Duke of Edinburgh badge
06:14oh it's easy as that
06:16how's easy
06:16well you just volunteer for a community group or
06:20or
06:20help an old lady with a shopping
06:23oh do you need any shopping doing Burnett
06:25do you want to wear that omelette
06:27oh it's cute
06:27oh you don't think you're old
06:30you're still here
06:31you're low on low roll
06:33I can wait
06:34it's just I need a full replenishment
06:36otherwise I get um
06:38performance anxiety
06:41oh
06:43she's a firecracker isn't she
06:44I bet she's a screen to live with
06:46oh she don't live with us
06:47listen I want to have a little wind up laugh kind of thing with her
06:51tell me a secret about her
06:53oh the Verlaine Cairwoods gave her a piggyback in the press club
06:56did it? that's amazing
06:58I want that Peter Caird
06:59if she were an animal
07:00what calm would she be
07:01quick before she comes back
07:14what are you doing?
07:16I'm sorry
07:16Leanne left me a spare key
07:18I was looking for somewhere quiet to revise
07:19right
07:21okay
07:22sorry
07:23wow
07:23I mean
07:24bit of a shock to come out the bathroom and find a lurker
07:26you could have been anyone
07:27yeah I'm
07:28so sorry
07:29you could have let me know somehow
07:31sorry
07:35although
07:36that being said
07:38I do think it's a good idea to get cram in
07:40handing your coursework in late that one time
07:42slippery slope
07:44well yeah but
07:45I mean
07:45make habit of it
07:46no red bricks can look twice at you
07:49right
07:53I have to go out now so
07:55well is it alright if I work here then
07:57if you let me know what time you're gonna be back I'll
07:59make sure I'm way gone by then
08:03hmm
08:05I'll be back by four
08:07okay
08:25no I've got brown sauce on it
08:28you've got to have brown sauce and a bacon sarnie it's the law
08:32love's young green
08:33hmm
08:35still stand by what I said earlier
08:37you're off your head
08:38it's true
08:40is it
08:40it is
08:42yeah
08:42ask yourself
08:44fire away
08:45ask me anything
08:46I am an open book
08:49you ask her you're the one who's obsessed
08:51it's a slight exaggeration
08:52come on now
08:53spill the tea as an old drag queen pal of mine used to say
08:57you've got a friend who's a drag queen
08:59gastric bland
09:01pure evil
09:02okay
09:02so
09:04Eva thinks that you made Lauren work the other night so she couldn't go out with Ollie
09:09that is an outrageous suggestion
09:13and yet
09:14scarily accurate
09:16thank you
09:18Lauren is not good enough for my grandson
09:20and if you think she is you want your heads testing
09:22well with respect ma
09:23well that's a first
09:25I think it's probably up to Ollie who he does and doesn't date
09:28Lauren is a misery guts single mother from a bad family and a terrible history with men
09:33that might be fine for some people but not for my grandson
09:36don't sit on the fence ma you might get splinters in your cheeks
09:41mind you
09:42he wouldn't be the first man in this family to be blinded by an airhead bottle blonde with no concept
09:49of modesty
10:12did you see that?
10:14I did
10:15I hope you're not waiting for your delivery of Conker monthly
10:17yeah well I'm not a kid
10:19yeah I'm well aware of that
10:21so go on tell me Sam again what did he do?
10:25let himself into the flat
10:26while I was on the loo
10:27got a shock of my life
10:30what was he sniffing around for?
10:32we need to stop him but we need to be clever
10:35have you ever heard of the phrase keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
10:38yeah
10:40well I need you to be the good cop to my bad cop
10:43you cool with that?
10:46it's hard to know what to say at some times isn't it?
10:50it is right yeah
10:52I suppose small talk's as good as anything
10:58oh my
11:02who did that here?
11:03Debs?
11:04oh if never you mind
11:06you should see the other fella
11:08who was it?
11:09eh?
11:11it's just a misunderstanding over Summerton now
11:13but it's all tickety-boo now
11:15so no fretting
11:20it's lovely to see you
11:23you alright Ronnie?
11:25you look like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders
11:28he's fine and so am I
11:29stop worrying about us
11:30there is something I need to ask you actually
11:34and I don't know if this is going to come as a shock to you Kevin or not but
11:38sounds ominous
11:39this is so ridiculous this but
11:42Carl
11:42well he informed me allegedly that he's your son
11:50give over as if
11:53tell him Debs
11:55tell him
11:57you are kidding me
12:00I'm so sorry
12:05Carl, he's erm
12:09he's not your brother
12:12he's your nephew
12:31and that was that really
12:34we just
12:35all went along with it
12:38I was a child
12:40so
12:41I've spent my life being lied to by you
12:44me dad
12:46me dad who used to bang on about
12:47my boy Carl
12:49me wonderful son
12:51and all along
12:53who was his grandson?
12:56they're just words, Kev
12:57you all kept it from me
13:00that must have been hard work
13:02I bet he was all laughing behind me back weren't you day
13:05what a mug Kevin is for falling for it
13:08gullible Kevin, he'll believe in anything
13:10no, shh
13:12he wasn't glad
13:13I didn't want me dad to move to Germany
13:15he said he really fancied that job
13:17but all along
13:18Kevin!
13:18all along
13:19he wanted to run away with you, Elaine
13:22and your grubby little secret
13:24right no, sorry
13:25even when I saw him
13:26before he died
13:28he never mentioned it
13:29he guarded it
13:31till a bitter end
13:33well
13:35maybe he was waiting
13:36for me to mention it
13:39even when I was ready
13:42but you lie to yourself long enough
13:45it comes true in your head eventually
13:49and I'd buried it
13:50hadn't I?
13:51deep inside me for what?
13:53nearly 40 odd years
13:57not in a way it meant
13:58till one day I don't know
14:01the scales just fall from your eyes
14:03and it all just comes
14:04tumbling out
14:06so Carl knows?
14:09yeah
14:10yeah I told him
14:12but only recently
14:14that's why you're carrying the can for him
14:18I knew it
14:19and you had me think I was going mad
14:21oh I'm sorry
14:23you were only here
14:25because of him
14:26what else could I do?
14:28tell the truth
14:29don't mug me off
14:32you're right
14:33I made you think you got it wrong
14:37and I'm so sorry but
14:40I was scared
14:42I owe this to Carl
14:44you know when he said
14:45he went to live with Elaine
14:47well
14:48he had the most horrendous time
14:51he's broken Kev
14:54and if I hadn't been so selfish
14:56if I'd have been a proper mum to him
15:00then
15:02maybe
15:03it wouldn't have turned out so bad
15:06okay
15:07you've done all this for Carl
15:10what's it doing to you?
15:12look at you
15:13you've been here five minutes
15:14you're black and blue
15:15exactly
15:17how could he?
15:19I'm alright
15:20look I don't care that Carl's your son
15:23he shouldn't be putting you through this
15:25he's raped
15:25well he's not
15:27is he?
15:27I am
15:28this is my choice
15:30it is
15:31I could kill him for what he's done to you
15:33you don't mean that
15:35oh
15:37don't I?
15:39she sent me another one
15:41who? what?
15:43Emily
15:43I've told you
15:45she keeps sending me spiritual pictures
15:47everyday on a text
15:49and what's she saying today?
15:50well
15:52it's a picture of Jesus
15:54and he's knocking on a door
15:56and it says
15:58behold
16:00might need my glasses
16:01thought it was Demis Roussos
16:03and have you replied?
16:05have I replied?
16:06not yet
16:07will you?
16:08I usually say very nice
16:10oh
16:11you want to send her one of those disappointing affirmations
16:15what's that?
16:16oh you see them online
16:17it's a picture
16:19of a beach
16:20and it says
16:20you'll always be
16:23mediocre
16:24I can't send that to her
16:25she's my friend
16:28I might send one to Jenny
16:29cause she's got a good sense of humor
16:32look what I found
16:33shoved in a bin on the precinct
16:34property of the cabin I believe
16:37right
16:37look at that
16:39those must be the worst fortune
16:41Lily was in charge of that
16:43well wait till I get my hands on her
16:45oh you can't say that nowadays
16:46well listen
16:47thanks for returning them home
16:49shoved?
16:50in a bin you say?
16:51yeah
16:52do you think
16:53maybe you'd be able to help me get my D of E badge?
16:55you know cause I've done a good deed and all that
16:58I don't think it's completely badge worthy
17:00well yeah but like
17:01I have to do some volunteering work
17:03so if you ever need some shopping doing
17:04an extra pair of hands
17:05if I was wanting to be a lady in waiting to Queen Rita
17:08well
17:09yes it might be very nice
17:11to have a little bit of help every now and then
17:13oh
17:14hey
17:14Mary
17:15Mary
17:16yes
17:18oh
17:19here you go
17:20come here Brian
17:21yep
17:21we're nearly there
17:23would you like me to walk you to her?
17:26no no I'll be fine love
17:27I'm fine I'm fine
17:28oh but do you need a wheelchair then?
17:30no
17:31yes
17:32a wheelchair
17:34to run you over
17:36get out of the way
17:38so
17:40Lauren
17:42did you enjoy that?
17:43what do you think of her?
17:45be honest
17:45here we go
17:47no feedback for the chef eh?
17:49don't avoid the question
17:51snap
17:52er
17:54well she's nice
17:56right
17:56we have a laugh
17:59also
17:59baby
18:01what about it?
18:02she has one
18:03unfortunately
18:04you never had a problem with Dee Dee having one
18:07Lauren is not a solicitor with prospects
18:10mind you
18:11I'm sure she's done some soliciting in her time
18:14just
18:14not of the legal variety
18:19come on
18:20how do you envisage your life?
18:24you're a strapping lad
18:25full of beans
18:26do you really see yourself
18:28stopping in every night
18:29doing feeds and watching the telly?
18:31er
18:31wouldn't it be more exciting
18:33to have spontaneous
18:34nights away
18:35in spa hotels
18:36or
18:37weekend city breaks
18:39in far flung corners of the globe?
18:41she is a laugh
18:42really?
18:43cause from where I'm sitting
18:45she's no Marty Cain
18:46you won't know who that is
18:47who?
18:48told you
18:48exactly
18:50there's only so much grown up fun
18:52you can have
18:53with an ankle biter
18:54following your every move
18:56she finds it hard enough
18:57to go childcare
18:58when she's doing shifts
19:00in this place
19:00let alone off gallivant
19:02and with fellas
19:05I'll say no more on the matter
19:07it's your life
19:09that you're throwing away
19:15I know you've chosen to do
19:16your last GCSE a year early
19:18but I think it's too much
19:19it's not
19:20you're overdoing it
19:21the stress
19:22what force are you can say
19:23you got a qualification
19:24a year early
19:25I mean who cares?
19:26I care
19:27now leave me alone
19:28people not serving
19:29right well
19:30I haven't finished remaining yet
19:31you have
19:34ah ladies
19:35will you be dining with us
19:37this afternoon?
19:38oh just liquid
19:39but a nice table
19:40wouldn't it go a miss?
19:42yes walk this way
19:43you know what I can't abide Rita
19:45it's when somebody says
19:46walk this way
19:47and then they do a silly walk
19:48and expect you to copy them
19:49I feel like punching them
19:51don't you?
19:51shall I tell you what irritates me?
19:53what's that
19:54rique petite?
19:55folk who link me
19:56when I haven't asked them
19:58oh
20:00posh bottle of red dick
20:02cheese pain
20:10come in peace
20:12how do you mean?
20:14well you know I know things haven't exactly been the greatest between you and me
20:18guess not
20:19well so you know I want us to be mates
20:21er you know we are practically family
20:23and er
20:24I remember you mentioning a while back er gig
20:27tonight at the
20:28New Century Hall
20:29yeah the Oasis tribute pack
20:31yeah
20:31I thought we could go together
20:32so
20:32we got some tickets
20:59yeah
21:00yeah
21:00yeah fine I can always
21:01oi
21:05what are you playing at?
21:07do you not understand what you've done?
21:09my terminal ill wife
21:10your mother
21:11you've let her do birth for something you did
21:13what? she told you that?
21:15you can see the state of her in there
21:17she's been beaten up and everything
21:19yeah I know the feeling
21:21don't break your part up
21:23listen to me
21:24cause I hate repeating myself
21:25you're gonna do the right thing by Debbie
21:28ow
21:29you're gonna tell the police the truth
21:31get her released
21:33cause if you don't mate
21:34your life
21:36ain't gonna be worth living
21:37what you think
21:38I'm scared of you muppets?
21:39no
21:39no leave him Roddy
21:41Roddy
21:41leave him
21:43you've heard what I've said
22:01oh
22:02we're
22:11oh
22:17do you
22:19do you
22:20have to ask her to answer
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