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00:01Your cousin cost me a whole batch of steroids.
00:03Still, why are you doing this in your home with drugs?
00:06It's an invite to Man and Rex's engagement party.
00:10Seen sense, so we won't have the clash?
00:12No, no, no. Same date. We've just changed your venue.
00:15Yeah, you've not handed your invites out of here.
00:18I'm going to be Vicky's new business partner.
00:20Vicky's very lucky to have a big sister like you.
00:22Have you not heard?
00:23You little sister's backed herself a year-long modelling contract.
00:26What?
00:26I need to put the pressure up on Warren.
00:28I want to watch it burn.
01:09I'm ready for my close-up.
01:12Oh, cheer up.
01:13Stehe knew exactly what he was doing. The question is, what are you gonna do about it?
01:28Oscar, what's this?
01:32As far as I'm concerned, anyone who brings police to our door don't deserve a seat at this table.
01:39But I'm talking to you.
01:46Look at you and Donny going into business together.
01:50Right. Legs. Or boobs. Because I want to look sophisticated but not like a nun.
01:55He was bragging to Dylan about today being just a formality.
01:59Why are you making a big song and dance about what you're wearing?
02:01Well, I wasn't bragging, was I? I was just excited.
02:04What? About your face being on a couple of bus stops in Chester?
02:07Hardly Paris Fashion Week, is it?
02:08Well, no, not yet. But if Miles signs me, then it could be, couldn't it?
02:11You had plans to take over the salon. A proper career.
02:14I'm sorry, but modelling is a proper career. I don't want to be sweeping up manky hair off the floor,
02:18do I?
02:19And besides, why are you being such an energy vampire?
02:21Do you know what? I am done indulging your childish fantasies. It's your life. Do what you want.
02:25Get lost, yeah.
02:29You should have come to me. Anything could have happened.
02:32I know. I'm sorry.
02:33Alright, go on. We'll finish this later.
02:41Hey.
02:42Hey.
02:42Can you believe I found a vial of steroids in Oscar's bag this morning?
02:46Well, he's adamant that nobody gave it to him. He said he found it in one of the classrooms.
02:50Have you noticed any of the pupils acting suspiciously?
02:53Anyone with, you know, extra money, new phone, expensive trainers?
02:58No. No, nothing.
03:00It's just so terrifying to think that Oscar or any pupil could be exposed to drugs like that here.
03:06Again.
03:07Lance, I'm so sorry.
03:09Well, it's not your fault.
03:10But I'm going to have to do a risk assessment as part of the school's safeguarding procedure.
03:14Talk to the other teachers, inform the parents.
03:17Do you think that's really necessary?
03:18I mean, you know, we could just keep our eyes open and, you know, deal with it in-house.
03:22I'm a bit late for that. I've already called the police to hand over the evidence.
03:26Let's hope they discover who this disgusting little drug pusher is.
03:33Mm, Misba, did you get the ingredients for that deep bloating smoothie?
03:36Because I need it before my cast did.
03:40Look, I'm... I'm sorry I didn't clear the pizza thing with you first.
03:43Donny was just so excited.
03:46I can back out. I don't want to upset you.
03:48Dylan, it's fine.
03:51But with your help, it's bound to be a success.
03:55See, Misba's happy for my dad even though he's done her dirty.
04:00But, Gemma, I mean, come on, what happened to women building each other up instead of tearing them down?
04:05What kind of sister doesn't support your dreams?
04:07I tell you, the jealous kind.
04:10I'm sure that's not the issue here.
04:12I think Misba's right.
04:14No, cos she was all like, oh, strike out on your own, Vicky, follow your dreams, Vicky.
04:18And then when it actually comes down to it, then she just couldn't care less.
04:21Stop being such an ungrateful little madam.
04:24Stop shouting, Anki.
04:25You have no idea what your sister's done for you.
04:31What do you mean?
04:33She's purchased the lease on the salon so you two could go into business together.
04:39Oh, does that fuck on of her mouth of yours ever have a day off?
04:42Yeah, well, Mercy was stupid enough to not make you put your wellies on while you two were getting frisker.
04:48What's going on with them knuckles, eh?
04:52Didn't get them playing with dollies, did you?
04:54Me getting knit for that armed robbery was a load of nonsense.
04:57You know it, and so do they.
05:01Hello?
05:02Who's that?
05:03Hey, what do you think about this?
05:05Present for my daughter on Valentine's Day.
05:07You what?
05:08I'm on my way.
05:09What's wrong?
05:10My club in Liverpool was sat on fire.
05:15See?
05:16Told you.
05:18Pearl, I don't think that Steve would deliberately sabotage our engagement party.
05:22Well, I do.
05:23That little weasel was handing out invitation like sweets to everyone on our guest list, including you.
05:29I didn't know it was clashing with our party.
05:31However, I've got a lovely treat lined up for you on St Valentine's Day.
05:35Oh, Vicky, um, did you finally get the invitation I slipped through the door this morning?
05:41Uh, yeah, but we're already going to Steam Rex's that day. Sorry.
05:45Sort it out, or there won't be an engagement to celebrate!
05:50Oh, hi Zoe. So glad you called. Is little Theo with you?
05:59Skiving?
06:00No.
06:02I've had a couple of meetings, but I'm doing the rest of my work at home.
06:06Misbah told me about the salon.
06:08Misbah's got a big mouth.
06:09Why didn't you say anything?
06:15I planned to.
06:16I had the contract in my hand, but...
06:18You were on cloud nine about your scouting, so I just...
06:22Let me look like a selfish cow.
06:25It was a bad idea.
06:27Like, neither of us have any experience in running a beauty salon.
06:30Well, with the amount of money that we spend there, you'd have thought that we'd be experts.
06:36Can you get your money right?
06:38It's not about the money. I did this to support you.
06:41I never got the chance to be a big sister growing up, but...
06:45You're more excited about modelling. I get it.
06:48Well, maybe I can do both.
06:50Seriously?
06:52Yeah.
06:53You still got the keys?
06:55I mean, there's no harm in checking it out, is there?
07:00Hey.
07:01John Paul.
07:02I think Nancy's blown this all out of proportion, to be honest.
07:05Thanks for coming. I've spoken to the people involved, and I'm reassured that they've found a vile of drugs in
07:10the classroom.
07:11Kids will say anything to get out to see in the Ed Master.
07:13Head teacher, and I believe them.
07:15Hey, more relief of steroids.
07:17Have they turned up elsewhere, then?
07:18Yeah, we recently busted a cooking operation, but these gangs just tend to open up a new kitchen someplace else.
07:23Please tell me you're not suggesting that was made on school property.
07:26Yeah, it's possible.
07:27Well, your security's decent here. I mean, we'd know, surely, if someone had broken in.
07:32Yeah, it does seem like a bit of a stretch.
07:33Well, we're the same. We'll have to conduct a search of the suspected classroom.
07:36We can't take any chances where kids are involved.
07:39Fair enough. Follow me.
07:43Well, you'd better not fall apart in there, or you know what'll happen to you and your cousin.
07:47Take out control to all units in vicinity of tension.
07:53This has never gone away.
07:55Don't you be backing out on me now?
07:56I need to get in them files and find out what's going on with Jake.
07:59Yeah?
08:00So, come on. What are you going to do?
08:05Combo 101.
08:07Oh.
08:08Nice.
08:09Come on.
08:19Ow!
08:20Oh, my God!
08:21Be back!
08:22Be back!
08:23Oh, Gail!
08:24I think I've just slipped the disc.
08:25I'm in an absolute agony.
08:26Oh, no, Gail!
08:27Please, don't leave me.
08:28Don't leave me.
08:28Oh, my God!
08:29The pain!
08:30The pain!
08:31I'm in!
08:32Ow!
08:32Oh, my back!
08:34Oh, my God!
08:37Obviously, we'll give the players a facelift when we start making some cash.
08:43The paint's barely dry from the last one.
08:45I know.
08:45But there's nothing wrong with making the place a bit more classy.
08:48Attract some of those yummy mummies.
08:49Hike the prices up.
08:51You've really thought this through, haven't you?
08:52Of course.
08:53I've done my market research, my business projections before I sign the contract,
08:57which leads me to my next point.
08:59We could have a treatment room.
09:02Non-invasive procedures.
09:03Botox.
09:04It could be a one-stop pampering shop.
09:09Who's that?
09:12Erm, it's Miles.
09:14He said that the client dropped in and saw my pictures.
09:17And if the shoot goes well today, then I'm 100% definite for London.
09:21Oh.
09:21Sorry, as much as I love the idea of, you know, running this place with you,
09:26it'd be crazy not to see where this could take me, right?
09:28You understand, don't you?
09:30Yeah.
09:31Oh.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Come here.
09:35Why don't you go and get ready?
09:37I'll take the keys back to the lighting agency and I'll come with you.
09:44Oh, no.
09:45This is not happening.
09:47For real.
09:48Do you think I'd joke about something like this?
09:51Dodger tore the entire classroom apart trying to find something.
09:56Apart from the vial that Oscar found, I think we're in the clear.
09:59Good.
10:00I've already spent one night in the cell.
10:01Don't plan on going back any time soon.
10:02Going back where?
10:05Nowhere.
10:07Ivory, you seen T?
10:08Er, she's in Liverpool with Warren.
10:10I think his club was on fire or something.
10:13The steroids we found at the school are very similar to the ones from the bust we made recently.
10:18Oh.
10:19Like the ones you were arrested for.
10:23It's been ages since I was a pupil at Arley Oaks High.
10:26It's got nothing to do with me.
10:27You've been getting very pally with Smithy recently.
10:29How do you two come across each other?
10:32Well, he's in recovery.
10:34I shouldn't really be telling you this.
10:36We met at a meeting.
10:40It's just I've got reason to believe that he's corrupt and there's a strong possibility that he's involved with those
10:44steroids.
10:46So if there's anything that either of you boys want to tell me, then now's probably a very good time.
10:53Because the longer this goes on for, the worse it's going to be.
10:58For everyone.
11:02There's nothing to say.
11:03I don't know anything.
11:06Smithy made us do it.
11:14I'manda.
11:18I don't know anything.
11:25I don't know anything.
11:26It's easy to say.
11:29I don't know anything to say.
11:31I don't know anything.
11:32Hey.
11:33I'm down here.
11:34Hey.
11:34Hey.
11:35Hey.
11:35Hey.
11:35Hey.
11:35Hey.
11:37Yeah. More? That's it, that's it, there isn't it.
11:46A little bit more. There we go. That's the one.
11:53So, what makes you think you have what it takes?
11:56Erm, well, I'm willing to do the long hours, erm, happy to get thrown into any situation.
12:02I know it's not glam all the time, so I'm not a princess or anything.
12:06You really want this, don't you?
12:07Yeah, I mean, when I was a kid, I never dreamt of an opportunity like this.
12:12No one really gave me the time of day, to be honest, so this would literally change my life.
12:19So...
12:22Sorry, but it's a no.
12:25You know what a client's looking for?
12:29What? Is it the photos? Because I'm happy to take more, I mean, I've got time.
12:33Can you bring the next one in?
12:36I'm sorry, you're the one that found me. You said that was perfect for this, so what's changed?
12:39You were wearing a coat when I saw you.
12:41And does the client have something against coats?
12:44They want a less curvy model. If you lost half a stone before next week's shoot, then it might have
12:49worked.
12:50But it's too late.
12:52It's lovely to see you. Can we get you over here for some test shots?
12:57You look amazing, by the way. Just over here.
13:03That's it. That's it. Keep it working.
13:05Vic, what happened?
13:06That's it. Now work.
13:08That's the one.
13:10That's the one.
13:12That's the one.
13:18No.
13:19I've already did it out with Pearl.
13:21As if I'd be so petty and me spirited and underhanded as if it was to sabotage someone's engagement past.
13:26Stop on, son.
13:27Please, Jack. I'm drowning here, look at me.
13:30I'm just too busy, I can't even... No, you can help me.
13:33Get this.
13:33We need to spray this popcorn red.
13:36I've got a cinema club coming in taking over the restaurant for a lover-fond.
13:38It's back-to-back rom-coms all day long.
13:41Steve, can we come to some arrangement about the party date?
13:45Well, I wish.
13:46But I've had to persuade my daughter to fly all the way from San Diego home to me.
13:50So, Jack...
13:50I'm sorry, my hands are tied.
13:53Miss Caesar Salad, what are you doing? It looks like a bloodbath.
13:56Yeah, like my home's gonna be when Pearl finds out.
13:59Geez, I'm not for turning.
14:01I'm glad someone's having fun.
14:06What's happened?
14:12Are you okay?
14:13I shouldn't have come here.
14:15What happened in there?
14:16You can talk to me, Vic.
14:18They don't want me.
14:19I'm sure that is no reflection on you.
14:21He said that I was wearing a coat when he first saw me and now he can see that I'm
14:26too fat.
14:27He said what?
14:28I just want to go home, okay?
14:30And forget about it, forget about him.
14:31I never want to put myself through that kind of humiliation ever again, okay?
14:36Wait.
14:37He is not getting away with this.
14:39Stay here.
14:41That's great.
14:42A little bit more of that, please?
14:44Mm-hmm.
14:45Where do you get off telling young girls they're overweight, especially when it's in no
14:49weight room?
14:50Bullying women?
14:51Commenting on their bodies?
14:53Fostering this ridiculous, unhealthy, perfect size?
14:55You and this industry disgust me.
14:58You're the twisted sister who called me up and offered me money to turn her down.
15:02Turn her down by saying you found someone else for the job?
15:05You didn't need to be so mean.
15:06Take a look in the mirror, babe.
15:08And for your information, Vicky looked great.
15:11She's got what it takes.
15:12You tell her or anyone else about this and I will ruin you.
15:19You got that?
15:25Thanks for looking after me.
15:27Always.
15:28Come on.
15:31And then Zoe said she can't come because she's starting a new job.
15:36And Sharon's presenting at the conference in Abu Dhabi.
15:41So they're both not coming.
15:43I was so looking forward to them being here with little Theo.
15:50You can have the date.
15:52I don't think I've got the heart to organise anything now.
15:56What's the matter?
15:58Pearl's girls can't come to the party, so we're going to have to cancel it.
16:01Don't cancel.
16:03I've been well looking forward to that free bar.
16:05It's fine.
16:06Come on, Pearl, let's get you home.
16:09Wait, wait.
16:11Maybe there's a solution to this.
16:13We could host our engagement parties together.
16:16I know it won't be the same with your family not being here, but all your friends will be.
16:19And all our neighbours to help us celebrate together.
16:22And Rex won't mind.
16:23You'd do that.
16:27It's the season of romance, isn't it, Jack?
16:30Yeah.
16:31And let's face it.
16:33We're like one big happy family, aren't we?
16:36I mean, we all love each other.
16:40Sorry, Steve, but you're not really my type.
16:42Shut your mouth.
16:43So what do you say?
16:46We'd love that.
16:48And that means more people will see my Sinatra set on their nights.
16:52Hang on.
16:52I didn't agree to that, did I?
16:54I told you to shut it.
16:55Jack!
16:56Jack!
17:01How's your back?
17:05What did you find out earlier?
17:07That Jake checked out yesterday.
17:09They've gone and they are not coming back.
17:12You got it.
17:14I doubt I'll see him again, but...
17:16Do you know what?
17:18I couldn't care less.
17:23Everything looks normal.
17:25Staff locking up.
17:26What do the fire people think happened?
17:28Dodgy electrics.
17:30They're gonna do a standard investigation.
17:32You think it was something else?
17:34Wait.
17:35There.
17:37Go back.
17:45Zoom in.
17:54Do you know him?
17:58I'm gonna need you to look after the girls.
18:00I'm gonna go and find this little maggot and end him.
18:13There you go, Savage.
18:14Come here.
18:18Come on.
18:19Detective.
18:20What now?
18:22I think the McQueen's have told Dodger about the lab.
18:24Look, we need to shut everything down.
18:26It's over.
18:27No.
18:28It's only over if you fail to eliminate the problem.
18:30I don't know.
18:31Get rid of Prince of Jumple.
18:41That guy sounded like an absolute weapon.
18:44He was.
18:47No, the only thing that's actually big about you is your gob.
18:50And we wouldn't have it any other way, would we?
18:52No, thank you, darling.
18:54Don't let it get you, darling.
18:55Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
18:57See you later.
18:57Bye.
18:59Do you mean that you're okay with everything that happened at the casting?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Yeah, of course.
19:05I mean, maybe it was for the best.
19:08I...
19:09I don't wanna leave you just as we're getting to know each other.
19:13That's what I thought.
19:14And I'd miss you.
19:17I just want what's best for you.
19:19I know you do.
19:22Right.
19:23I am gonna go to the lighting agency and officially get the keys for the salon.
19:27See you later.
19:28See ya.
19:47Hello.
19:49Hi.
19:50Erm, I'd like to get some weight loss jabs.
19:52As soon as possible.
19:53I'll see you later.
19:54I'll see you later.
19:55I can't imagine you.
19:55I was going to be a little girl, but my two-cut.
19:55I'll see you later.
19:56Bye.
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