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the wrong roommate
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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know, maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07...
01:21Yo. Rain.
01:23Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:28Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:31Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:34Later.
01:35Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:40Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:44I fucking hate that guy.
01:46You good?
01:48My hero.
01:50But you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
02:00Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:07Maybe she's in my room.
02:09Come on.
02:12Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:20It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29But I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on.
02:35You don't need this.
02:37Excuse me?
02:42And what do you think he needs?
02:45I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:50You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:56Hey.
02:57You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:03You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:08Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:12Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:24Babe?
03:30Since when?
03:33About a week or so.
03:35I don't know what took me so long.
03:37I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:42I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:51What the fuck?
03:53Um, what the fuck?
03:55I know.
03:56I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:04You...
04:05You think that we could work?
04:08Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:21Hold on, you...
04:22You still want her.
04:23After that.
04:25After what she just did.
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad, but...
04:33But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:39Look.
04:40I need your help, Skye.
04:44You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:53He asked you to do what?
04:55Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:59I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:01No, it's...
05:03It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:05I...
05:05I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:11God, I...
05:12I don't get it.
05:13Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I...
05:18I can't do it.
05:20I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:25I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:29I've just...
05:31I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:36Not like this.
05:41Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:51Not even realizing...
05:55Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:58No.
05:59I...
06:00I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom!
06:08He realizes girl is the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:15You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Com's officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:40Yeah.
06:41My boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:46You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:51I mean, I'd be surprised...
06:52If you ever even kissed someone.
06:54So, yeah.
06:55You and Jessie...
06:56I don't buy it.
06:59You're right.
06:59You're too...
07:00Too innocent.
07:02No, too much of a good girl.
07:04No, I am not.
07:07But maybe I'm just...
07:08Waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:16What would you know about my type?
07:18I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:22Right.
07:23Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:30Now.
07:31If you'll excuse me.
07:35Enjoy, um...
07:36Enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:48Showtime.
07:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:50Hey, slow down.
07:52You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:56I would do anything for you, Jessie.
07:59Come on.
08:05Okay, come on.
08:06Babe, let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:28Hey, we just need to get her attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:32Yeah.
08:36Oh, she looked...
08:38She looked in that one.
08:39Okay, um...
08:41There's something, like, romantic in my ear, you know?
08:43Like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:48I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:54Me too, Jessie.
09:02A little public for a first kiss, no?
09:05That got me, man.
09:09You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:14Let's sell me shit, man.
09:17Come on.
09:19Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:25Nice moves.
09:37What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:43Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:48Oh, yeah.
09:50Take it off.
09:53What's that?
09:54You want me to get you a hit?
09:56Come on.
09:59Come on.
10:00Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:06Oh, yeah.
10:08Oh, yeah.
10:08Oh, Jessie.
10:10Oh, Jessie.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:16Oh, Jessie.
10:17Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:20Oh, who's your daddy?
10:25Oh, Jessie.
10:29This girl is unbelievable.
10:45Oh
10:45Or
10:52Oh, yeah, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, you know what?
11:03It's my girl
11:08May I? Yeah, go ahead. Okay.
11:15Oh, you know what? Um, it should probably also be like on your on your lips, too, right? Oh, yeah,
11:24yeah, yeah
11:26Here we go
11:33How's that?
11:36Spectacular. Great. Yeah, uh, you know what? Let's
11:40Stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool. Oh, you're good
11:48Mm-hmm
11:55Hey guys
12:13That was really something, you know
12:17Too uh, too bad. It was fake. Oh, so you were listening cut the shit. I know you wouldn't sound
12:23like that
12:25Oh, no, then what would I sound like?
12:30Well, you're you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first
12:35But you know with the uh
12:37With the right touch
12:39You would uh
12:42Gently
12:43Barely
12:45Put out a little more
12:50Told you
12:52And then
12:59And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jesse
13:04Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could
13:07Jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you
13:10You have no idea what you're talking about
13:12Jesse and I are perfect for each other
13:15Yeah, I'm sure you are
13:16Both cross-country all-stars both top of the class both rule following over achievers
13:21I mean it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom
13:23You know trading gold stars back and forth
13:29See what you need is someone who's going to challenge you
13:32Someone who's going to break you apart and then put you back together again
13:40Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:43You have Carly now
13:44I don't want Carly
13:47I want you
13:52To admit that you're lying
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself
14:13I don't want you to do it
14:26For this project you'll be working in groups of three
14:29A little menage a trois
14:32First up, Jesse, Skyler and...
14:36Rain
14:39The next little threesome is Mark, Donnie and Jacob
15:01Hey man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:05Sorry, I was I was just thinking right like you've been obsessed with Carly for years
15:10I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly now
15:14First of all, you don't know shit about me
15:18And second, I think deep down it's
15:21It's always been Skyler
15:24Yeah, same honestly
15:27I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp
15:33Summer before fifth grade
15:36They were teaching us about constellations
15:40Do you remember?
15:45Yeah, I think so
15:47We we had wandered off and we're staring at the stars for hours
15:52And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me
15:59Maybe um
16:01Maybe you felt it too
16:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I did
16:09Dead ass
16:20Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:24Oh Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower
16:26You should try it every once in a while
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup
16:33Just so you know, the showers are being used
16:35But they added some more on the second floor
16:38Renovations over summer
16:40Come on, I'll show you
16:41Hold on
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:50Fine, because I don't need you stinking up the hallway
16:52Happy now?
16:54Let's go smelly
16:58You're in the men's room?
17:00Hey, wait, turn around, don't look
17:04Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:09Carly
17:11Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl showers
17:14That bitch you probably took my towel too
17:19That's low even for her
17:20Kind of funny though
17:23Here
17:23Well, what are you doing?
17:25What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it
17:31I saw that
17:34Don't flatter yourself
17:58Hey, hey, Carly's coming, hold my hand
18:01Hurry up, hurry up
18:07Find a bad joint
18:08Actually, yeah
18:10Okay
18:10Okay, I can just go
18:14Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Okay
18:24Right
18:25Right
18:26Okay
18:34So, turns out Skylar the saint is actually Skylar the skank, huh?
18:40You jealous?
18:41Of her
18:43Baby
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me
18:46You know how good I can treat you
18:49What about rain?
18:51He wishes
18:55I'm really stiff
18:57Could you?
19:03How's that?
19:05How's that?
19:09Perfect
19:21Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy
19:24Hi
19:26Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look
19:42This is actually pretty good
19:44Hmm
19:46Turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart, imagine that
19:49Okay, look, just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass
19:55We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:58When was the last time you broke a rule? Never
20:02I don't
20:05Always
20:06Recycle
20:08You monster
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me, but
20:13I mean
20:14I could be bad
20:16You have no idea
20:21Prove it
20:32Okay
20:33I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag
20:37No
20:37No
20:38No, that's
20:39That is cheating
20:40Okay
20:40I
20:41I can't
20:41Come on
20:42Good girl
20:42Take a risk
20:50Okay
21:07There we go
21:12Take a drink
21:13I can't
21:39You see, I told you that.
21:47Happy?
21:49Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:59Um, you know, we sh- um, we should- we should probably- get back to- to work.
22:07I'm just- oh, shall we?
22:15Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lil.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:26Now, turn around.
22:30Don't worry, babe.
22:31Make it nice and easy for ya.
22:38Okay, here we go.
22:40Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:43Kiss the one you touched and run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50One quick kiss and open your eyes.
23:16Oh!
23:17Jesse?
23:22You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:28Uh-uh-uh.
23:30You know the rules.
23:49Jesse?
23:52Not quite.
23:57oturum, no.
24:00Rain!
24:01HEY!
24:02Oh my god, I-I thought you were-
24:04Jesse.
24:05Didn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08I- you- I don't- you guys kissed the same!
24:11Mm-mm-
24:13Wh- why didn't you stop me?
24:15Isn't that, like, the point of the game?
24:18Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:20I didn't.
24:24Liar.
24:26What the hell is your problem?
24:28Hmm?
24:29Did you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:39Whatever, never mind, okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:42This did not happen.
24:44Okay, this kiss does not leave this room.
24:56Did you just stop?
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:01I kissed Lola!
25:16What?
25:19You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100-meter dash time by as
25:23much as a quarter of a second.
25:24Okay, yeah, sure.
25:25So when were you going to tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:36I thought, I thought he was Jesse.
25:39Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:42How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:45No!
25:46No!
25:49Maybe!
25:50Okay, like, like a little.
25:52Oh, yes, fine.
25:53Hold, please.
25:56Okay.
25:57Okay, when did you make that?
25:58Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain, thinking he was Jesse.
26:02Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:05Yeah.
26:06Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse, but you also liked it when you thought it was
26:11Rain.
26:12No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain.
26:14No, okay?
26:15I do not like Rain.
26:17I like Jesse.
26:18Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:20The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:25Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:27My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:35Okay?
26:36I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jesse, so, I know how to fix this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:48I just have to kiss Jesse as soon as possible.
26:52No.
26:53Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
27:00So, what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:02You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfolds didn't slip?
27:06It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:10Oh, come on.
27:12It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:14Do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:16You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:20Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:22She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:24I feel, I feel trapped, so I try to squeeze by her and then she...
27:32And then?
27:34Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:39I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I found Lola, so I...
27:45Well, great story.
27:48Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some online, thinking I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:57Sorry, I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:07Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:12I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't, it doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you with you getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:29Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:45I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:52You, you are a bad person.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:09Hey, guess what?
29:11It works.
29:12Carly wants to get back together.
29:17That is, is great.
29:20And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:22Her and I are going to hang out next week and talk it over,
29:24and then you and I can do, like, this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:29It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:33No more pretending.
29:34Ah.
29:35Mm.
29:36Mm-hmm.
29:38And now you can date whoever you want.
29:41But, like, actually.
29:46Alright, see ya.
29:52So, they are, in fact, getting back together, and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
30:00Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:05Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:08He is, he's, he's, he's kind, he's funny, he, I mean, he's my best friend.
30:16He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:21Look, Sky, you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever.
30:25And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:30And I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:39Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:53Aww.
30:55You should know by now, given your literal track record.
31:00Nice girls always finish last.
31:03Hope you had your fun, because I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:18I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:24Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse, I, uh...
31:34Yeah, he's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:47You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:53Huh?
31:54What...
31:55What makes me so special?
31:58Why are you such an ass to me?
32:02Because you'd like it?
32:13Because you'd like it?
32:16And I just want to give you what you want.
32:19Then you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20What's going on?
32:47Shit.
32:48Open up!
32:49He can't find us like this.
32:51You worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain, please.
33:02Fine, get in.
33:19What the hell, did you lock me out?
33:23Man, I get your piss that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like them less bitchy.
33:30Fuck yeah, man.
33:39Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:53Dude, what the fuck?
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:04Shit, good call, bro.
34:43What are we going to do?
34:45Seriously, what did you say?
34:52Just talking to myself?
34:55Hmm, great.
34:56Not just an asshole, but crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:02You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:19Shh.
35:40This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:55I have a run early in the morning.
35:57Our first meet is next weekend.
35:59I just...
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:03But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:08That's...
36:09That's just a given, uh...
36:17Hey, um...
36:18This bed is just kind of, like...
36:20Like, would you mind?
36:22Sorry.
36:25Better.
36:28Better.
36:31It's just like a small...
36:32A small bed.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:34Of course, yeah.
36:35Don't look.
36:36Don't read into it.
36:37Of course.
36:42I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat
36:47in detention.
37:00Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:09I was...
37:10I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:15You know, I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:20Like, after years, it was just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:26He, um...
37:28He finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:31Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:42And I got one and I passed out.
37:49I woke up and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:55Dumb luck.
37:56Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:57I did.
37:58I told everyone.
37:59I won't believe me.
38:01They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:06I know the truth.
38:07Right?
38:20I believe you.
38:27I believe you.
38:30I believe you.
38:43I believe you.
38:54I believe you.
39:22Jesse's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:25Five more minutes.
39:50I miss you, baby.
39:54It's breaking my heart seeing you from this kitty-gibby.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
40:00Not really.
40:02Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:11She's actually a good person.
40:14Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:18I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:26Can you chill out?
40:28Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:30I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:46I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
41:00Of course not.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:04No.
41:05No.
41:05Oh my god.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years
41:12of my life a living hell.
41:14Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:20Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:27I gotta go to class.
41:28Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:30I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to
41:39talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:43It was...
41:45It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:52Will you look at me?
41:55Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:08Jesse and I...
42:08Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:10There is no you and Jesse.
42:11Just fucking admit it.
42:13Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:20You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:33Hey!
42:33Hey!
42:34Hey!
42:34Hey!
42:34Hey!
42:45Hey!
42:48Hey!
43:05Hey!
43:05Didn't work.
43:11Hey!
43:13Hey!
43:14That paralysic!
43:15Um, what do you think?
43:28Yes.
44:02So...
44:04So...
44:05Look, I'm sorry to spring that onto you.
44:09Again.
44:12I was talking to Carly, and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Yeah.
44:21What took you, Silva?
44:24She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:26And I started to think about my life without you in it, and I just...
44:31Couldn't.
44:33So...
44:34Besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:41Great.
44:42So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:50Can I, um...
44:53Can I kiss you?
45:07Oh, sorry.
45:09Sorry, I'll...
45:10Yeah.
45:10I...
45:10Yeah.
45:11Yeah, sorry.
45:12We can...
45:13Yeah.
45:29I'll see you tomorrow.
45:31Okay.
45:33I'll see you tomorrow.
45:34Bye.
45:38Okay.
45:46I'm fine.
46:12Dad, hey, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:19Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:23You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:26You're okay.
46:46Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:57She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:09I don't think this is working.
47:15Yeah, it's gonna take more than one sip.
47:18No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30No.
47:32Oh.
47:33Oh, thank goodness.
47:35Yes.
47:36I was thinking the same thing.
47:38Yeah.
47:39I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:48You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:58Look, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:14No.
48:14Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:21Come here.
48:23Come here.
48:32You, um, you kind of scared me.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah.
48:40Um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:47You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let them.
49:01You go to therapy?
49:03I'm trying to be better, you know?
49:05Working on my delinquency.
49:15I'm, um, I'm really sorry about, about all that shit that I said.
49:22I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:27I, I had no idea, and.
49:29No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:33I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of
49:36it.
49:38Like, you asked me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:46I wanted to get your attention.
49:49I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me, even if it was with, uh, with
49:55pure, unadulterated
49:57loathing.
50:00Yeah, anything.
50:05Anything you had to give.
50:10Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:12Yeah.
50:18Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:26Jassy and I, we, um, we broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:48No.
50:49No.
50:50Mm-mm.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
51:00Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:05Yeah.
51:05Of course.
51:08Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16Yes, I'm not.
51:18I'm not.
51:18I don't know.
51:18I don't know.
51:19I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
51:21If I know what you want.
51:23Hmm.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:29Or should I leave this home?
51:33Cause lately I've been getting this feeling, but you have looked like me too.
51:41And just maybe I could take all of the rest for you.
52:02Wait, um, I feel like I should tell you I'm a virgin.
52:17With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight.
52:25Remember?
52:27Yeah, I-I-I remember.
52:30I guess I better help you relapse then, huh?
53:09Oh yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang!
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line!
53:16Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now, and I'm also sorry you're about
53:20to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:24I'm positive.
53:25Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:27You're on.
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Uh, Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:40Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:44Um, break a leg.
53:47Literally.
53:48On your marks!
53:49Get set!
53:50Go!
53:54Ow!
53:56Woo!
53:57What a finish!
53:58Go, Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on, take a risk.
54:18Oh no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21No.
54:22Hmm?
54:22Me.
54:24Hey, Mark...
54:24...
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