- 5 weeks ago
the wrong roommate
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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:35I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know, maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:57I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I'm thirsty.
01:09You don't want to waste anything else.
01:11I'm sorry.
01:13I don't want to leave you alone.
01:15I don't want to leave you alone.
01:16Yo, rain
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:31Yes, sir
01:32Anything you say, sir
01:33Later
01:34Hey, uh, try not to, you know, set the whole boarding school on fire again
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man
01:41I fucking hate that guy
01:45You good?
01:48My hero
01:49You know I'll always save you, Sky
01:51Practically like my kid sister
01:54Hon, you're like three months older than me, dumbass
01:57Whatever
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:07Maybe she's in my room
02:08Come on
02:09Hey, Carly
02:12You've gotta be fucking kidding me
02:19It's not like we're exclusive
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just, she just hopped on top of me
02:28Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied
02:32Come on, you don't need this
02:36Excuse me?
02:42And what do you think he needs?
02:45I don't know, maybe
02:46Someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49Hmm, you mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch
02:56Hey
02:56You know, actually, yes
02:58Someone exactly like her
03:00You did me a favor
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you
03:06Mm-hmm
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now
03:09Her
03:12Miss, I sleep with the student handbook
03:17You're dating her
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now
03:20Right, babe?
03:24Right
03:24Yeah
03:28Since when?
03:33About a week or so
03:34I don't know what took me so long
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years
03:39I'm done wasting time
03:43Let's get out of here
03:45What the fuck?
03:53Um
03:53What the fuck?
03:55I know
03:55I know that came out of nowhere
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you
03:59But
03:59I actually think that this could work
04:02You
04:04You think that we could work?
04:08Totally
04:08Carly always wants what she can't have
04:13And if she thinks we're dating
04:14It'll make her crazy jealous
04:16And come running back
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend
04:20In two weeks tops
04:21Wait, hold on
04:21You
04:21You still want her
04:23After that
04:24After what she just did
04:26Okay
04:29She's drunk
04:30I'm mad
04:32But
04:32But she's the total package
04:34You know
04:35She's the one
04:36Look
04:39I need your help
04:41Sky
04:42You're my best friend
04:45And the only one I trust
04:46Please
04:49He asked you to do what?
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:55Shut up
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight
04:59I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops
05:01No, it's
05:01It's not real
05:04Okay?
05:05I
05:05I mean
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly
05:08God
05:11I
05:11I don't get it
05:13Take away
05:13The push-up bra
05:15And daddy's credit card
05:16And what's left?
05:17I can't do it
05:19I mean
05:20I don't
05:21Want to let Jesse down
05:23But I just
05:23I think it would kill me
05:26Genuinely
05:28I've just
05:29I have wanted him to ask me out
05:32For so long
05:34But
05:34Not like this
05:37Damn, dude
05:41It's too bad this isn't a movie
05:44Because if it was
05:46All you have to do is
05:47Fake date him
05:48Then he'd fall in love with you
05:50Without even realizing
05:52Wait
05:55Wait
05:56No
05:58I
05:59I mean
06:00That wouldn't really
06:01Work
06:02Right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes
06:04Okay?
06:05Guy
06:06Fake dates girl
06:07To make evil ex jealous
06:08Then boom
06:08He realizes girl
06:09Was the one all along
06:10Happily ever after
06:11You think?
06:16I know
06:17Go accept your beloved's
06:18Fauxposal
06:19And Operation Rom-Com
06:20Is officially underway
06:21Okay
06:25You are you looking for someone?
06:40Yeah
06:40My boyfriend
06:41What?
06:46You don't have a boyfriend
06:47You've never had a boyfriend
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone
06:51I mean I'd be surprised
06:52If you ever even kissed someone
06:54So yeah
06:54You and Jessie
06:55I don't buy it
06:58You're right
06:59You're too
07:00Too innocent
07:00You know
07:02Too much of a good girl
07:03No
07:05I am not
07:06But maybe I'm just
07:08Waiting for the right guy
07:10Well you should have kept him waiting
07:12He's not your type
07:14What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him
07:19The way you look at me
07:20Right
07:22Because I look at you
07:24With unadulterated loathing
07:26Whereas I look at him
07:28With love
07:29Now
07:30If you'll excuse me
07:32Yeah
07:35Enjoy
07:35Enjoy holding hands
07:37With your fake boyfriend
07:37Showtime
07:48Whoa
07:49Whoa
07:50Hey
07:50Slow down
07:50You sure about this?
07:54No
07:55I would do anything
07:57For you Jessie
07:58Come out
08:00Okay
08:05Come on
08:06Dan
08:06Let's dance
08:08It's not working
08:27Hey
08:28We just
08:28Need to get our attention
08:30Oh my word
08:32Yeah
08:32She looked
08:37She looked
08:38In that one
08:39Okay
08:39Do something like
08:41Romantic in my ear
08:42You know
08:43Like how you
08:43Liked me for
08:45A long time
08:46I've liked you
08:48For a long time
08:49Skylar
08:50Me too Jessie
08:55A little public
09:03For a first kiss
09:03No
09:04That caught me man
09:06You don't actually
09:09Have to kiss me
09:10Look
09:11Do you want Carly
09:12Back or not?
09:14Let's sell me shit man
09:15Come on
09:18Let's go somewhere
09:20A little more private
09:20Nice move
09:26Nice move
09:26What the hell are you doing?
09:39Like you
09:39You know
09:40Make it sound like
09:41We're hooking up
09:42Look
09:43Do you want her to be jealous
09:45Or not?
09:45Oh yeah
09:49Take it off
09:52What's that?
09:54You want me to get you
09:54Here
09:55Come on
09:57Come here
10:00Oh
10:04Oh
10:05Oh yeah
10:05Oh yeah
10:07Oh yeah
10:07Just like that
10:13Oh Skylar
10:14Oh
10:16Oh Jessie
10:16Oh Jessie
10:18I love it
10:20Oh
10:22Who's your daddy?
10:25Oh my god
10:26Oh my god
10:28This girl is unbelievable
10:31Oh my god
10:35Oh my god
10:42Oh my god
10:42Oh my god
10:44Oh my god
10:44Whore.
10:52Oh yeah, good idea.
10:54Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:08Alright, you're good.
11:14Oh, you know what?
11:18It should probably also be, like,
11:20on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:26Okay, here we go.
11:28There we go.
11:30Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:36Spectacular. Great.
11:38Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:40Let's stagger our exits,
11:42you know, kinda
11:44make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:48Mm-hmm.
11:54Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
12:00That was really something.
12:14You know?
12:16Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening?
12:20Cut the shit.
12:22I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:26Then what would I sound like?
12:30Well, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:34But, you know, with the, uh,
12:36with the right touch,
12:38you would, uh,
12:40gently,
12:42barely,
12:44without a little more.
12:50Told you.
12:52And then...
12:54you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
12:56Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
12:58Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:00You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:02Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:04Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:06Both cross-country all-stars,
13:08both top of the class,
13:10both rule-following overachievers.
13:12I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:14You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:16I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:18Someone who's gonna break you apart,
13:20and then put you back together again.
13:22Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:24I don't know.
13:26I don't know.
13:28I don't know.
13:30I don't know.
13:32I don't know.
13:33I don't know.
13:34I don't know.
13:35I don't know.
13:36I don't know.
13:37I don't know.
13:38I don't know.
13:39I don't know.
13:40I don't know.
13:41Just leave us alone.
13:43You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:52To admit that you're lying.
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself.
14:11Never.
14:13For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:31I don't know.
14:32First up, Jessie, Skyler, and Rain.
14:39The next little threesome is Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:43Hey, man.
14:44You want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
14:49Sorry.
14:50I was just thinking, right?
14:51Like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
14:52I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
14:53First of all, you don't know shit about me.
14:54And second, I think deep down, it's always been Skyler.
14:59Yeah.
15:00Same.
15:01Honestly.
15:02I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:19deep down, it's always been Skylar.
15:24Yeah, same, honestly.
15:27I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade,
15:36they were teaching us about constellations.
15:40Do you remember?
15:46Yeah, I think so.
15:47We had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours,
15:52and I just remember thinking,
15:55you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:59Maybe, um, maybe you felt it too.
16:06Yeah, yeah, and I did.
16:09Dead ass.
16:17Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:30Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:40Come on, I'll show you.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:48Fine, cause I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:51Happy now?
16:53Let's go smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:04Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:09Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girls' showers.
17:14That bitch, you probably took my towel too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kinda funny though.
17:23Here.
17:24What are you doing?
17:25What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:32I saw that.
17:34Don't flatter yourself!
17:43Hey, hey, Carly's coming. Hold my hand.
18:01Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Mind if I join?
18:08Actually, yeah.
18:09Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:14Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Okay.
18:23Right.
18:25Right.
18:26Okay.
18:34So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:40You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:49What about rain?
18:51He wishes.
18:55I'm really stiff.
18:57Could you?
18:59Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:20Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy?
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:28Take a look.
19:31Take a look.
19:41This is actually pretty good.
19:44Hmm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay.
19:50Look, just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:55We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:58When was the last time you broke a rule, never?
20:01I don't...
20:04Always...
20:06Recycle.
20:08You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me, but...
20:13I mean...
20:15I could be bad.
20:17You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:22Come on.
20:32Okay.
20:33I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:37No!
20:38No, that's...
20:39That is cheating, okay?
20:40I...
20:41I can't...
20:42Come on, good girl.
20:43Take a risk.
20:52I'm not a lie.
20:53I'm not a traitor.
21:05Plus, he's telling the
21:18You see, I told you that.
21:47Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:49Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:55Um, you know, we, um, we should, we should probably get back to work, or I'm just, oh, jumpy.
22:17This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22Deciding O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:27Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:34Okay, here we go.
22:39Blindfold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise, one quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:49Oh!
22:50Oh!
22:51Oh!
22:52Oh!
22:53Oh!
22:55Oh!
22:56Oh!
22:57Oh!
22:58Oh!
22:59Oh!
23:00Oh!
23:01Oh!
23:02Oh!
23:03Oh!
23:04Oh!
23:05Oh!
23:06Pink Skeletal from!
23:07Let me ask her if I'm scared.
23:09Hmm...
23:10Don't worry.
23:11Oh!
23:12Oh!
23:13Oh!
23:14Oh no!
23:15Who cares?
23:16Jessi?
23:17Haha.
23:18Thanks so much for lots of about to sleep.
23:21You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:30You know the rules.
23:48Jessie.
23:52Not quite.
24:00Rain.
24:02Oh my god, I thought you were-
24:04Jessie.
24:05Shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:10You guys kissed the same.
24:13Why didn't you stop me?
24:15Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:18Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:20I didn't.
24:24Liar.
24:26What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:37Whatever, never mind.
24:39Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:44Okay?
24:45This kiss does not leave this room.
24:47You should stop.
24:48I kiss Lola!
24:49I kiss Lola!
24:53What?
24:54Did you just stop?
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:16What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal,
25:21it can affect my 100-meter dash time
25:22by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:24Okay, yeah, sure.
25:25So when were you going to tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:35I thought he was Jesse.
25:39Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:42How was amazing life changing the hottest thing
25:44that's ever happened to you?
25:45No! No!
25:49Maybe.
25:50Okay, like a little.
25:51Yes, fine.
25:53Hold it, please.
25:56Okay.
25:56When did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rin thinking he was Jesse.
26:02Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:05Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse,
26:10but you also liked it when you thought it was Rin.
26:11No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rin.
26:13No, okay?
26:15I do not like Rin.
26:17I like Jesse.
26:18Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:20The diagram doesn't understand that last night?
26:23Just hormones.
26:25Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:27My ovaries don't seem to get that Rin is just a...
26:30a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:35Okay?
26:37I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:40I mean, he's just...
26:40he's just doing it to get back at Jesse, so...
26:44I know how to fix this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:48I just have to kiss Jesse as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:53Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:54So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:02You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:06It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:10Oh, come on.
27:12It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:14Do you want to tell it or should I?
27:16You know, I don't think...
27:17I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:22She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:23I feel trapped, so...
27:25I tried to squeeze by her, and then she...
27:29And then...
27:33Um, I...
27:35You know, I actually didn't even know
27:37that he was in the room.
27:39I...
27:40As soon as I got out into the hallway,
27:42I found Lola, so...
27:43Wow.
27:45Great story.
27:48Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine.
27:52The thing is, I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:53Sorry.
27:58I just...
27:59I have to...
28:01powder my nose.
28:06Sorry, babe.
28:07I just...
28:08You know, I...
28:08I hate to see girls cry, you know?
28:12I'll be right back.
28:12What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't...
28:21It doesn't bother you that your boyfriend
28:22just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you
28:28with you getting all handsy
28:29underneath the table.
28:29I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet,
28:33you should have put my hand here.
28:34You just won't go on me.
28:36You are here.
28:45I...
28:45I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You...
28:52You are a bad person.
28:55Yep, that's what they say.
29:08Hey, guess what?
29:11It worked.
29:12Carly wants to get back together.
29:13That...
29:17Is...
29:18Is great?
29:20And don't worry, I...
29:21I played it cool.
29:22Her and I are gonna hang out next week
29:23and talk it over,
29:24and then you and I can do, like,
29:26this big public breakup scene
29:28in the cafeteria.
29:29It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33Oh.
29:34Mm.
29:35Mm-hmm.
29:37And now you can date whoever you want.
29:41But, like, actually.
29:43All right.
29:47See ya.
29:51So,
29:52they are, in fact,
29:55getting back together,
29:55and Operation Rom-Com
29:57is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now
30:01you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:05Jesse is everything I have ever wanted.
30:08Okay?
30:08He is...
30:09He's...
30:10He's kind.
30:11He's funny.
30:12He...
30:13I mean, he's my best friend.
30:16He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:21Look, Sky,
30:22you're all schedules and goals
30:23and being perfect or whatever.
30:25And I know Rain is the opposite of that,
30:27but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:30And...
30:30I know Jesse is a good one,
30:33but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:39Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize,
30:49Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:53Aww.
30:55You should know by now.
30:57Given your literal track record.
31:00Nice girls always finish last.
31:03Hope you had your fun,
31:04because I'm taking him back.
31:06There's nothing you can do about it.
31:08Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:18I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:24Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse.
31:32I, uh...
31:34Yeah, he's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:47You have been tormenting me
31:49for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:53Huh?
31:54What...
31:55What makes me so special?
31:58Why are you such an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it.
32:08I just want to give you what you want.
32:19And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh, shit.
32:47Open up!
32:48He can't find us like this.
32:51You worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain, please.
33:02Fine, get in.
33:19What the hell? Did you lock me out?
33:23Man, I get your piss that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type. I like them less bitchy.
33:30Fuck yeah, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then, too, huh?
33:48Dude, what the fuck?
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:04Shit, good call, bro.
34:18What are we going to do?
34:45Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:48Just talking to myself?
34:55Great. Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:02You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:18This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:43You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:53Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:55I have a run early in the morning.
35:57Our first meet is next weekend.
35:59I just...
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:01But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:08That's...
36:08That's just a given.
36:15Hey, um...
36:18This bed is just kind of like...
36:19Like, would you mind?
36:21It's just like a small, a small bed.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:34Oh, of course, yeah.
36:35Don't read into it.
36:37Yeah, of course.
36:38I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
37:00Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:02I was...
37:10I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:15You know, I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:20Like, after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:26He, um...
37:27He finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:42And I got one and I passed out.
37:49I woke up and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:56Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:57I did.
37:58I told everyone.
37:59I won't believe in them.
38:01They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:06I know the truth.
38:07Right?
38:17Rain?
38:18Yeah?
38:19I believe you.
38:27I believe you.
38:27I believe you.
38:39I believe you.
38:44I...
38:49I...
39:03I...
39:05I...
39:07I...
39:11Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Can I have more minutes?
39:41I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Goodie Goodie.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
40:00Not really.
40:02Turns in all her assignments early.
40:05Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:11She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:18I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:24Am I wrong?
40:26Can you chill out?
40:28Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:30I'm done playing these games with you.
40:32If you want to get back together, kick her vanilla ass to the curb.
40:36I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him.
40:53Okay?
40:54So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:00No.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05No.
41:06Oh my god.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of
41:12my life a living hell.
41:13Sky.
41:14You're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:18Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:28Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:30I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:39about?
41:40Look, it, it was, it was, it was a mistake.
41:48Okay?
41:49Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:03Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:08Jesse and I-
42:09Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:10There is no you and Jesse.
42:11Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:16You're trying to steal my girl.
42:21Hey!
42:22You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:27Hey, hey!
42:32She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what, you're right.
42:38You know what, you're right.
42:40I was because, because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:45But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:49I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even, even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you.
42:58I feel better.
43:00Like, like I don't have to try so hard and I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually
43:06meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:08Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:14For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:16Yes.
43:28Yes.
43:29Aha.
43:30Yeah.
43:31Oh, my God.
44:01So, so, look, I'm, I'm sorry to spring that on you again.
44:11I was talking to Carly and she's just such a bitch.
44:19Yeah, uh, what took you so long?
44:24She gave me this crazy ultimatum and I started to think about my life without you in it and I just,
44:29I couldn't, so, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:40Great.
44:42So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:45Um, can I, um, can I kiss you?
44:54Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll, yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Yeah.
45:12We can.
45:12I'll see you tomorrow, Skye.
45:31Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
46:09Guy, hey, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:18Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:25I got you.
46:26You're okay.
46:39Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:58Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:13Um, yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:18No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:27No.
47:34Oh, thank goodness.
47:36I was thinking the same thing.
47:38Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:47You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:59Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:06Take it easy on rain.
48:12Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:14No.
48:14Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:21Come here.
48:32You, um,
48:33You kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah.
48:40Um,
48:42I think I just
48:42had a panic attack.
48:45So.
48:47You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh,
48:53if you ever
48:54want them,
48:55I can,
48:56I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let.
49:01You go to therapy?
49:01I'm trying to be better, you know?
49:05Working on my delinquency.
49:14Look, I'm, um,
49:16I'm really sorry
49:18about, about all that shit that I said.
49:22I, um,
49:23I was such a massive bitch.
49:25I, I had no idea, and
49:28No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time,
49:35and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:38Like, you ask me why I've, um,
49:41I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:43I wanted to get your attention.
49:49I wanted you to look at me,
49:51or just, or talk to me,
49:53even if it was with, uh,
49:55with pure, unadulterated loathing.
50:00Anything.
50:00Anything.
50:05Anything you had to give.
50:06Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well,
50:17in that case,
50:20um,
50:21you should know.
50:26Jossie and I,
50:27we, um,
50:28we broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um,
50:42you were right,
50:43actually.
50:45We don't
50:46fit together.
50:48No.
50:49No.
50:50Mm-mm.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who
50:56challenges me.
51:00Someone who makes sure that I
51:01pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:05Yeah.
51:05Of course.
51:08Someone who will
51:10grab me
51:12and kiss me
51:13in the middle of the dorm
51:15when I am making up.
51:17I don't know.
51:20If I know what you want.
51:23Mm-mm.
51:24Should I go,
51:27go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:33Because lately,
51:35I've been
51:36in this field
51:37that you
51:38won't come
51:39like me, too.
51:41And just maybe
51:42I could
51:44take all
51:44in a risk
51:45for
51:46me.
51:47Oh.
51:48Wait, um,
52:04I feel like I should tell you
52:08I'm
52:10a virgin.
52:12With you being
52:18such an overachiever,
52:19I'm surprised you haven't
52:20checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well,
52:24I'm uptight.
52:25Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm.
52:28Yeah, I, I,
52:28I remember.
52:30I guess I better
52:31help you relax then, huh?
52:32I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:34Mmm-hmm.
52:35Oh.
52:36Just give me your sign.
52:38Tell me what I should do.
52:41Do, do, do, do.
52:43Do, do, do, do.
52:44Baby, stay free.
52:46I've been
52:46getting my feet
52:47Oh.
52:48You have
52:49let me
52:50do
52:50And just maybe
52:53I could
52:54take a
52:54list
52:55for you.
52:57Like my
52:58move.
52:59Oh.
52:59Oh.
53:00Oh.
53:00Oh.
53:01Oh.
53:01Oh.
53:01Oh.
53:02Oh.
53:03Oh.
53:04oh yeah let's get this thing started off with a bang racers please make your way to the starting
53:15line hey i'm sorry about you losing our train twice now and i'm also sorry you're about to
53:21lose out to me oh are you sure about that i'm positive just don't cry when i smoke you you're
53:27wrong you really love my sloppy seconds don't you carly let's go back to ground rules okay don't talk
53:40to me gotcha um break a leg literally on your marks get set go
53:51you do realize we have an audience don't you come on take a risk oh no i've created a monster
54:20have enough
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