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the wrong roommate
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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know, maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:22You don't want to waste anything.
01:24I'm sorry.
01:28You don't want to waste anything.
01:30I'm sorry.
01:31I'm sorry.
01:32What did you say, sir?
01:34Later.
01:35Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again while you're at it.
01:40Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:44I fucking hate that guy.
01:46You good?
01:48My hero.
01:50You know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
02:00Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:07Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:12Hey, Carly.
02:17You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
02:20It's not like we're exclusive.
02:22Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23How would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on, you don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:42And what do you think he needs?
02:45I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:53Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:56Hey!
02:57You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:03You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook.
03:17You're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:24Babe.
03:28Yeah?
03:28Well, since when?
03:33About a week or so.
03:35I don't know what took me so long.
03:37I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:42But I'm done wasting time.
03:44Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:53Um...
03:54What the fuck?
03:55I know.
03:56I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring it on you, but...
04:00I actually think that this could work.
04:04You...
04:05You think that we could work?
04:08Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll...
04:15It'll...
04:15Make her crazy jealous.
04:16And come running back.
04:18She'll be...
04:19Begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks tops.
04:21Wait, hold on.
04:21You...
04:22You still want her?
04:23After that?
04:25After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad, but...
04:33But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:39Look.
04:40I need your help, Sky.
04:44You're...
04:44You're my best friend.
04:45And the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:53He asked you to do what?
04:55Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:59I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:01No, it's...
05:03It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:05I...
05:05I...
05:05I mean...
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:11God.
05:11I...
05:12I don't get it.
05:13Take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I...
05:18I can't do it.
05:20I mean, I...
05:20I don't...
05:21Want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:25I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:29I just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:36Not like this.
05:41Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:51Without even realizing...
05:55Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:58No.
05:59I...
06:00I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous.
06:08Then, boom!
06:08He realizes girl is the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:15You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Com is officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:40Yeah.
06:41My boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:46You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:51I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:54So, yeah.
06:55You and Jesse...
06:56I don't buy it.
06:59You're right.
06:59You're too...
07:00Too innocent.
07:02Not too much of a good girl.
07:05No, I am not.
07:07But maybe I'm just...
07:08Waiting for the right guy.
07:11Well, you should've kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:16What would you know about my type?
07:18I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:22Right.
07:23Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:27Whereas I look at him with love.
07:30Now.
07:31If you'll excuse me.
07:35Yeah, enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:48Showtime.
07:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:52You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:56I would do anything for you, Jesse.
07:59Come on.
08:05Okay, come on, babe.
08:07Let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:28Okay, we just need to get her attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:32Yeah.
08:36Oh, she looked, she looked in that one.
08:39Okay, um, there's something, like, romantic in my ear, you know?
08:43Like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:46Okay.
08:48I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:54Me too, Jesse.
09:02A little public for her first kiss, no?
09:05Back off me, man.
09:09You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:14Let's sell me shit, man.
09:16Mm-hmm.
09:18Come on.
09:19Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:25Nice moves.
09:37What the hell are you doing?
09:39Like, you, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:43Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:47Mm, oh, oh, yeah!
09:49Mm!
09:50Hey, take it off!
09:53What's that?
09:53You want me to get you guys here?
09:56Come on!
09:59Okay.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah!
10:06Oh, oh, yeah!
10:08Mm!
10:08Oh, Jesse!
10:10Oh, Jesse!
10:11Oh, Jesse!
10:12Yeah, just, just like that!
10:13Oh, Skylar!
10:14Oh!
10:15Yeah!
10:16Oh, Jesse!
10:17Oh, Jesse!
10:18I love it!
10:21Mm!
10:22Oh, shit!
10:23Daddy!
10:25Oh, my God!
10:27Oh, yeah!
10:29This girl is unbelievable.
10:33Oh, God!
10:38Oh, God!
10:53oh yeah good idea mm-hmm mm-hmm oh you know what
11:03smart girl
11:15oh you know what um it should probably also be like on your on your lips
11:21too right oh yeah yeah yeah here we go
11:33how's that
11:36spectacular great yeah uh you know what let's stagger our exits you know kind of
11:45make it look like we're playing it cool oh you're good
11:55hey guys
11:58hey guys
12:12that was really something you know
12:17too uh too bad it was fake oh so you were listening
12:20cut the shit i know you wouldn't sound like that
12:25oh no then what would i sound like
12:30well you're you're uptight so you'd probably be really quiet at first
12:35but you know with the uh with the right touch
12:39you would um gently barely put out a little more
12:52and then
12:58and then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with jesse
13:04maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could
13:07jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you
13:10you have no idea what you're talking about jesse and i are perfect for each other
13:15yeah i'm sure you are both cross-country all-stars both top of the class both rule following over
13:20achievers i mean it must be a ride in the bedroom you know trading gold stars back and forth
13:29i see what you need is someone who's going to challenge you someone who's going to break you apart and
13:35then put you back together again
13:40why don't you just leave us alone you have carly now i don't want carly
13:47i want you
13:52to admit that you're lying not just to me but to yourself
14:12never
14:26For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:30A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jessie, Skyler, and Rain.
14:39Next little threesome is Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
15:01Hey man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:05Sorry, I was just thinking, right, like you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:10I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly now.
15:14First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:18And second, I think deep down it's always been Skyler.
15:23Yeah, same, honestly.
15:27I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:40Do you remember?
15:45Yeah, I think so.
15:48We had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:52And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:59Maybe, um, maybe you felt it too.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:07Yeah, and I did.
16:09Dead ass.
16:20Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:24Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:29Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:33Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:40Come on, I'll show you.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:45Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:50Fine, cause I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:54Let's go smelly.
16:58You're in the men's room?
17:00Hey, wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:04Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:09Carly.
17:11Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girls' showers.
17:14That bitch you probably took my towel to.
17:19That's low even for her.
17:20Kinda funny though.
17:23Here.
17:23What are you doing?
17:25What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:32I saw that.
17:34Don't flatter yourself.
17:58Hey, hey.
17:59Carly's coming.
18:00Hold my hand.
18:01Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Find a bad joint.
18:08Actually, yeah.
18:09Oh.
18:10I can just go.
18:14Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Okay.
18:18That's good.
18:24Right.
18:25Right.
18:26Okay.
18:26Oh.
18:34So, turns out Skylar the saint is actually Skylar the skank, huh?
18:40You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby, she doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:49What about rain?
18:50Ugh.
18:51He wishes.
18:55I'm really stiff.
18:57Could you?
18:59Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:20Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy?
19:24Hi.
19:26Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:42Okay.
19:42This is actually pretty good.
19:44Hmm.
19:46Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:49Imagine that.
19:49Okay.
19:50Look, just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:55We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:58When was the last time you broke a rule?
20:00Never.
20:03I don't...
20:05always...
20:06recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me, but...
20:13I mean...
20:14I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:32Okay.
20:33I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Ms. Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:38No, that's...
20:39That is cheating, okay?
20:40I...
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:43You need your time to...
20:52You need your time to get your email over.
20:53No, please.
20:56You are just under.
20:57You should be done or you're just under.
20:58I like it.
20:58I'm sorry.
21:02You're just under.
21:03You sure?
21:03You're just under.
21:07You can't get your name on my phone.
21:07You're just under.
21:08You can't get your phone on my phone.
21:08I'm sorry.
21:08You're just under.
21:09You'd love me.
21:11You're...
21:39You see, I told you that.
21:47Happy?
21:49Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:59Um, you know, we should probably get back to work.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:26Now turn around.
22:30Don't worry, babe.
22:31Make it nice and easy for you.
22:38Okay, here we go.
22:40Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:43Kiss the one you touched and run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
23:16Jessie?
23:22You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:28Uh-uh-uh.
23:30You know the rules.
23:49Jessie?
23:52Not quite.
24:00Rain!
24:02Oh my God!
24:03I-I thought you were-
24:04Jessie.
24:05Shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08I-I-I don't-you guys kissed the same.
24:13Why didn't you stop me?
24:15Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:18Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:20I didn't.
24:24Liar.
24:26What the hell is your problem?
24:28Hm?
24:28Did you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:31Nope.
24:32Not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:39Whatever.
24:39Never mind.
24:40Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:42This did not happen.
24:44Okay?
24:44This-this kiss does not leave this room.
24:49No.
24:53It's so funny.
24:55Okay.
24:56In here.
24:56Did you just stop?
24:59No.
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:01No!
25:04No!
25:06No!
25:10It's crazy!
25:11No!
25:11No!
25:11No!
25:12No!
25:13No!
25:14No!
25:15No!
25:15No!
25:16No!
25:19You know that if I don't hit my protein goal
25:21It can affect my 100 meter dash time
25:22By as much as a quarter of a second
25:24Okay, yeah, sure
25:25So when were you going to tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:34It was an accident?
25:36I thought, I thought he was Jesse
25:39Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl
25:42How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:45No, no
25:50Maybe, okay, like a little, yes, fine
25:53Hold, please
25:56Okay
25:56Okay, when did you make that?
25:58Doesn't matter
25:58So, you kissed Rin
26:00Uh-huh
26:01Thinking he was Jesse
26:02Yes
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse
26:05Yeah
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse
26:10But you also liked it when you thought it was Rin
26:11No
26:12Ergo, you like Rin
26:13No, okay
26:15I do not like Rin
26:16I like Jesse
26:18Yeah, well the diagram doesn't lie
26:20The diagram doesn't understand that last night
26:23Just hormones
26:24Okay
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:27My ovaries don't seem to get that Rin is just a
26:30A troublemaking, law-breaking
26:33Playboy
26:34Okay?
26:36I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know
26:39I mean, he's just
26:41He's just doing it to get back at Jesse
26:43So
26:44I know how to fix
26:46This
26:47Mm-hmm
26:47I just have to kiss Jesse
26:50As soon as possible
26:51No
26:53Mm-hmm
27:00So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:02You found Lola pretty fast
27:04You sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:06It didn't
27:07Just
27:08Lucky, I guess
27:10Oh, come on
27:12It's actually a really funny story
27:13I was there
27:14Do you want to tell it or should I?
27:16You know, I don't think
27:17I don't think I even really remember
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room
27:22She locks the door
27:23Has a blindfold on
27:24I feel
27:24I feel trapped
27:25So
27:25I try to squeeze by her
27:26And then she
27:32And then
27:34Um, I
27:35You know, I actually didn't even know
27:37That he was in the room
27:38I
27:40As soon as I got out into the hallway
27:42I found Lola
27:42So
27:45Wow
27:45Great story
27:48Better luck next time, babe
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine
27:51Thinking I'm the luckiest man in the world
27:57Sorry
27:57I just
27:59I
27:59Have to
28:01Powder my nose
28:07Sorry, babe
28:07I just
28:07You know
28:08I
28:09Hate to see girls cry
28:10You know
28:12I'll be right back
28:18What is wrong with you
28:20It doesn't
28:21Doesn't bother you
28:22That your boyfriend
28:22Just ran after his ex
28:24I trust him
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you
28:28With you getting all handsy
28:29Underneath the table
28:29Look, I was just trying
28:30To get you to
28:30Be quiet
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet
28:33You should have put my hand here
28:36Are here
28:38Are here
28:38Don't you let go
28:39Take it all night
28:41I
28:45I
28:46I
28:46I
28:47I
28:47Am not
28:48Doing this
28:49With you
28:50Okay
28:51You
28:52You
28:53Are a
28:54Bad person
28:59Yep
29:00That's what they say
29:09Hey, guess what
29:11It
29:11Works
29:12Carly wants to get back together
29:16That
29:18Is
29:18Is great
29:20And don't worry
29:20I
29:21I played it cool
29:21Her and I
29:22Gonna hang out next week
29:23And talk it over
29:24And then
29:25You and I
29:25Can do like this
29:26Big
29:27Public
29:27Breakup scene
29:28In the cafeteria
29:29It'll be great
29:30You must be so relieved
29:32Huh
29:32No more pretending
29:33Ah
29:37And
29:38Now you can
29:39Date whoever you want
29:41But
29:41Like
29:42Actually
29:46Alright
29:47See ya
29:51So
29:53They are
29:54In fact
29:54Getting back together
29:55And
29:56Operation
29:57Robcom
29:57Is
29:58Officially a failure
29:59Okay
30:00But
30:00Now
30:01You can
30:02Suck face
30:02With Rain
30:03Guilfrey
30:03Well
30:04I
30:05Jesse
30:06Is everything
30:06I have ever wanted
30:07Okay
30:08He is
30:09He's
30:10He's kind
30:10He's funny
30:12He
30:13I mean
30:14He's my best friend
30:16He's who I should be with
30:17No
30:18Fuck should
30:18Who do you want
30:19To be with
30:20Look
30:21Sky
30:22You're all schedules
30:22And goals
30:23And
30:23Being perfect
30:24Or whatever
30:25And I know
30:26Rain
30:26Is the opposite
30:27Of that
30:27But maybe
30:28He balances
30:28You out
30:29A little bit
30:29And
30:31I know
30:32Jesse
30:32Is a good
30:33One
30:33But that doesn't
30:34Necessarily mean
30:34He's the right
30:35One
30:36Is that not
30:37There she is
30:38Just the rebound
30:40I was looking for
30:41I want to
30:42Thank you
30:43Actually
30:45If you hadn't been
30:47Such a pathetic
30:48Consolation prize
30:49Jesse wouldn't want
30:50To talk about us
30:51Next week
30:53Aww
30:55You should know
30:56By now
30:56Given your
30:58Literal track record
31:00Nice girls
31:01Always finish last
31:03Hope you had your fun
31:04Cause I'm taking him back
31:06There's nothing
31:07You can do about it
31:13Over my dead body
31:16That's it
31:17I
31:18I've gotta tell him
31:19How I feel
31:24Come on
31:31Hey Jesse
31:32I
31:33Yeah
31:34He's not here
31:38But I'd be happy
31:39To entertain you
31:40Till he gets back
31:41Cherry
31:47You have been
31:48Tormenting me
31:49For four years
31:51What gives
31:53Huh
31:54What
31:55What makes me
31:56So special
31:58Why are you
31:58Such an ass
31:59To me
32:02Because you like it
32:16And I just want to
32:17Give you what you want
32:19And you don't want me
32:19To be the nice guy
32:28So special
32:29Are you
32:36To be the nice
32:37To be with you
32:37To be with you
32:49You're
32:50To be with you
32:51What, you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain, please.
33:02Fine, get in.
33:19What the hell, did you lock me out?
33:23Man, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro. Not really my type. I like them less bitchy.
33:30Fuck yeah, man.
33:39Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:52Dude.
33:54Fuck.
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:04Shit, good call, bro.
34:10Shit, good call, bro.
34:43What are we going to do? Seriously, I don't do it.
34:46What'd you say?
34:52Just talking to myself?
34:55Great. Not just an asshole, but crazy asshole. Keep it down, would you?
35:02You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Switch places with me.
35:28Not just an asshole.
35:29It's just a bit of something.
35:31I could get out of here.
35:32I can't do it.
35:32It can't be great.
35:32No, no, no, no.
35:32I can't do it.
35:32It's a little bit of mess.
35:32I can't do it.
35:35I can't do it.
35:40This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:55I have a run early in the morning.
35:57Our first meet is next weekend.
35:59I just...
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:03But you always gotta, you know, like leave room for hijinks.
36:08That's...
36:09That's just a given night.
36:17Hey, um...
36:18This bed is just kinda like...
36:20Like, would you mind?
36:22Sorry.
36:25Better?
36:28Better.
36:31It's just like a small, a small bed.
36:33You know what?
36:34Of course, yeah.
36:35Don't look.
36:35Don't read.
36:36Don't read into it.
36:37Of course.
36:42I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat
36:47in detention.
37:00Do you wanna know what actually happened that day?
37:09I was...
37:10I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:15You know, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that, like after years of fucking
37:22screaming matches my dad.
37:27He, um...
37:28He finally just packed up his shit and left her or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks and I, I got one and I passed out.
37:49I woke up and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident, dumb luck.
37:56Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:57I did.
37:58I told everyone.
37:59I won't believe me.
38:01They never do.
38:04But you know, fuck them.
38:06I know the truth, right?
38:18Rain...
38:18Yeah?
38:22I believe you.
38:51I don't know.
39:22Jesse's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:25Five more minutes.
39:50I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
40:00Not really.
40:02Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:11She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:18I'm sorry.
40:19I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:26Can you chill out?
40:28Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:30I'm done playing these games with you.
40:32If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:46I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
41:00Of course not.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:04No.
41:05Oh my God.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years
41:12of my life a living hell.
41:14Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:20Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:27I gotta go to class.
41:28Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:30I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:39about?
41:41Look, it...
41:43It was...
41:45It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:52Will you look at me?
41:55Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be on us for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:08Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:10There is no you and Jesse.
42:11Just fucking admit it.
42:13Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:20You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:33Hey, hey!
42:34She isn't your fucking girl.
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:37Stop.
42:38You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:40I was because...
42:41Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:45But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:49I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:54Even...
42:54Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you.
42:59I feel better.
43:01Like, I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my God, it worked.
43:12Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:14For real this time?
43:16What do you think?
43:27Yes.
43:29Yes.
43:30Yes.
43:32Yes.
43:35Yes.
44:01So...
44:03So...
44:06Look, I'm sorry to spring that onto you again.
44:12I was talking to Carly, and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm. Yeah.
44:21What take you, Silva?
44:24She gave me this crazy ultimatum,
44:26and I started to think about my life without you in it,
44:29and I just couldn't.
44:33So...
44:34Besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:41Great.
44:42So I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:50Can I, um...
44:53Can I kiss you?
45:07Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll...
45:10Yeah.
45:11Yeah.
45:11Yeah.
45:12Sorry.
45:12We can...
45:13Yeah.
45:30I'll see you tomorrow.
45:31Okay.
45:35Okay.
45:38Okay.
45:40Okay.
45:46Okay.
46:12Dad, hey, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:19Skylar!
46:19Go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:23You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:26You're okay.
46:46Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:57She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:09I don't think this is working.
47:15Yeah, it's gonna take more than one sip.
47:18Well, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30No.
47:32Oh.
47:34Oh, thank goodness.
47:36I was thinking the same thing.
47:38Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:48You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:59Look, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on Rain.
48:12Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:14No.
48:14Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:33You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:47You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let them.
49:01You go to therapy?
49:03I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:14Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said.
49:22I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:27I, I had no idea, and.
49:29No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:33I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:38Like, you asked me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:46I wanted to get your attention.
49:49I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me.
49:53Even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
50:00Yeah, anything.
50:05Anything you had to give.
50:10Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:18Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:26Jesse and I, we, um, we broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:48No.
50:49No.
50:50Mm-mm.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
51:00Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:05Yeah, of course.
51:08Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:19I don't know.
51:20I don't know.
51:21If I know what you want.
51:24Mm-mm.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:29Or should I leave this home?
51:39Oh, oh.
51:45Oh.
51:45Ooh, ooh.
51:49Oh, oh.
51:51Oh, oh.
52:02Wait, um, I feel like I should tell you, I'm a virgin.
52:17With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight. Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm, yeah, I remember. I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
53:09Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang!
53:12Racers, please, make your way to the starting line!
53:16Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now, and I'm also sorry you're about to lose out
53:21to me.
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:24I'm positive. Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:27You're on.
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carlene, let's go back to ground rules, okay? Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:44Um, break a leg. Literally.
53:48On your marks, get set, go!
53:56Woo! What a finish! Go, Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on. Take a risk.
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21You...
54:21Mm-hmm
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