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the wrong roommate
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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know, maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I don't want to waste anything.
01:37You know, I set the whole boarding school on fire again, like, uh...
01:40Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:44I fucking hate that guy.
01:46You good?
01:48My hero.
01:50But you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Huh, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
02:00Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:04Hmm.
02:07Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:12Hey, Carly.
02:17You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
02:20It's not like we're exclusive.
02:22Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on, you don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:42And what do you think he needs?
02:45I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:50Hmm, you mean a frigid loser like you?
02:53Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:56Hey!
02:57You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:03You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:08Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:12Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:24Great.
03:28Yeah?
03:30Since when?
03:33About a week or so.
03:35I don't know what took me so long.
03:37I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:42But I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:51What the fuck?
03:54Um, what the fuck?
03:55I know.
03:56I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:04You...
04:05You think that we could work?
04:08Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:21Hold on.
04:21You still want her?
04:23After that?
04:25After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad, but...
04:33But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:39Look.
04:40I need your help, Skye.
04:44You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:53He asked you to do what?
04:55Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:59I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:01No, it's...
05:03It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:05I...
05:05I mean...
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:11God.
05:11I...
05:12I don't get it.
05:13Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I can't do it.
05:20I can't do it.
05:20I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:25I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:29I've just...
05:31I wanted him to ask me out for so long, but not like this.
05:41Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:51Not even realizing.
05:55Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:58No.
05:59I...
06:00I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl is the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:15You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Com's officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:40Yeah.
06:40My boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:46You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:51I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:54So, yeah.
06:55You and Jesse?
06:56I don't buy it.
06:59You're right.
06:59You're too...
07:00Too innocent.
07:02No, too much of a good girl.
07:04No, I am not.
07:07But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:11Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:16What would you know about my type?
07:18I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:22Right.
07:23Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:27Whereas I look at him with love.
07:30Now.
07:31If you'll excuse me.
07:35Enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:40Oh, my friend.
07:48Showtime.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:50Hey, slow down.
07:52You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:56I would do anything for you, Jesse.
07:59Come on.
08:05Okay, come on.
08:06Dan, let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:28Hey, we just need to get her attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:32Yeah.
08:36Oh, she looked.
08:38She looked.
08:38That one.
08:39Okay, um, there's something, like, romantic in my ear, you know?
08:43Like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:48I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:54Me too, Jesse.
08:55Jesse.
09:01Jesse.
09:02A little public for a first kiss, no?
09:05That got me, man.
09:09You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:14Let's sell me shit, man.
09:17Come on.
09:19Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:25Nice moves.
09:37What the hell are you doing?
09:39You know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:43Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:48Oh, yeah.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:53What's that?
09:54You want me to get you a dick?
09:57Come on.
09:59Okay.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:06Oh, yeah.
10:08Oh, Jesse.
10:10Oh, Jesse.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:14Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:16Oh, Jesse.
10:17Oh, Jesse.
10:18I love it.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:25Daddy.
10:25Oh, my God.
10:27Oh, yeah.
10:29This girl is unbelievable.
10:33Oh, Jesse.
10:38Oh, Jesse.
10:39Oh, oh, oh.
10:45Whore.
10:52oh yeah good idea
10:55oh you know what
11:03it's my girl
11:15oh you know what um it should probably also be like on your on your lips too right oh yeah
11:24yeah
11:24yeah okay here we go there we go boom how's that
11:36spectacular great yeah uh you know what let's stagger our exits you know kind of make it
11:45look like we're playing it cool oh you're good
11:55hey guys hey guys
12:13that was really something you know too uh too bad it was fake
12:18oh so you were listening cut the shit i know you wouldn't sound like that
12:25well no then what would i sound like
12:30well you're you're uptight so you'd probably be really quiet at first
12:35but you know with the uh with the right touch you would uh gently barely
12:45but i'd have a little moan told you and then
12:58and then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with jesse
13:04maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could
13:07jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you
13:10you have no idea what you're talking about
13:12jesse and i are perfect for each other
13:15yeah i'm sure you are both cross country all stars both top of the class both rule following
13:20overachievers i mean it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom
13:23you know trading gold stars back and forth
13:29see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you
13:32someone who's gonna break you apart and then put you back together again
13:40why don't you just leave us alone
13:43you have carly now
13:44i don't want carly
13:47i want you
13:52to admit that you're lying
13:55not just to me but to yourself
14:12never
14:26for this project you'll be working in groups of three
14:29a little menage a trois
14:32uh first up jesse skyler and
14:36rain
14:39next little threesome is
14:41mark donnie and jacob
15:01hey man you uh you want to stop looking at my girlfriend
15:05sorry i was i was just thinking right like you've been obsessed with carly for years
15:10i just feel like this is moving on a little quickly now
15:14first of all
15:15you don't know shit about me
15:18and second i i think deep down it's
15:21it's always been skyler
15:24yeah
15:24same honestly
15:27i mean i think
15:28i've felt that way since um
15:30that one night at camp
15:33uh summer before fifth grade
15:36they were teaching us about constellations
15:40do you remember
15:45yeah i think so
15:47we we had wandered off and we're staring at the stars for hours
15:52and i just
15:54remember thinking you know maybe it's not just me
15:58maybe um
16:01maybe you felt it too
16:06yeah
16:07yeah and i did
16:09dead ass
16:20why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off
16:24oh carly i'm just trying to take a shower
16:26you should try it every once in a while
16:28help get rid of some of that clown makeup
16:33just so you know
16:34the showers are being used
16:35but they added some more on the second floor
16:38renovations over summer
16:40come on i'll show you
16:41hold on
16:42like why are you being nice
16:44hmm
16:46girls gotta look out for each other right
16:50fine because i don't need you stingy up the hallway
16:52happy now
16:54let's go smelly
16:58you're in the men's room
16:59stop hey
17:01wait
17:01turn around
17:02don't look
17:04yeah uh
17:04why are you in the men's room
17:09carly
17:11carly carly she told me these were the new girl showers
17:14that bitch you probably took my towel too
17:19that's low even for her
17:20kind of funny though
17:23here
17:23well what are you doing
17:24what are you doing
17:25here take it
17:31i saw that
17:34don't flatter yourself
17:59hey carly's coming hold my hand
18:01hurry up hurry up
18:06Mind if I join?
18:08Actually, yeah.
18:09Okay.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Okay.
18:24Right.
18:25Right.
18:26Okay.
18:34So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:40You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:49What about rain?
18:51He wishes.
18:55I'm really stiff.
18:57Could you?
18:59Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:20Where's your man?
19:23Busy.
19:24Hi.
19:26Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:42This is actually pretty good.
19:44Hmm.
19:46Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:55We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:58When was the last time you broke a rule, never?
20:02I don't always recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me.
20:12But, I mean, I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:25Come on.
20:32Okay.
20:33I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:38No, that's...
20:39That is cheating.
20:40Okay?
20:40I...
20:41I can't...
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
21:12There's no risk.
21:39You see, I told you that.
21:47Happy?
21:49Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:59Um, you know, we, um, we should, we should probably get back to work.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:26Now turn around.
22:30Don't worry, babe.
22:31I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:38Okay, here we go.
22:40Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:43Kiss the one you touched and run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:59Oh!
23:21You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:27Uh, uh, uh.
23:30You know the rules.
23:49Jesse.
23:52Not quite.
24:00Rain.
24:02Oh my God.
24:03I, I thought you were.
24:04Jesse.
24:05Shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:07Uh, you, I don't, you guys kissed the same.
24:11Mm.
24:13Why didn't you stop me?
24:15Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:18Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:20I didn't.
24:24Liar.
24:26What the hell is your problem?
24:28Hm?
24:28Did you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:39Whatever, never mind.
24:40Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:42This did not happen.
24:44Okay?
24:45This, this kiss does not leave this room.
24:56Did you just stop?
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:16What?
25:19You know that if I don't hit my protein goal,
25:21it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:24Okay, yeah, sure.
25:25So when were you gonna tell me you and Rain kissed?
25:27Hm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:36I thought, I thought he was Jesse.
25:39Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:42How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:45No!
25:46No!
25:49Maybe.
25:50Okay?
25:51Like, like a little.
25:52Yes, fine.
25:53Hold, please.
25:56Okay.
25:57Okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain thinking he was Jesse.
26:02Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:05Yeah.
26:06Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse, but you also liked it when you thought it was
26:11Rain.
26:12No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain.
26:14No, no, okay?
26:15I do not like Rain.
26:17I like Jesse.
26:18Yeah, well the diagram doesn't lie.
26:20The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:25Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:27My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:35Okay?
26:36I mean, he, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:40I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jesse.
26:43So, I know how to fix this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:48I just have to kiss Jesse as soon as possible.
26:52No.
26:53Mm-hmm.
26:54Mm-hmm.
26:58Mm-hmm.
27:00So, what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:02You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:06It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:10Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:14Do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:16You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:22She locks the door, has the blindfold on.
27:24I feel, I feel trapped.
27:25So, I try to squeeze by her and then she...
27:32And then?
27:34Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:39I, I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I, I found Lola.
27:43So, I...
27:44Wow.
27:45Great story.
27:48Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine.
27:52Thing is, I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:57Sorry.
27:58I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:07Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:12I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't, it doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you with you getting all handsy underneath the table, though.
28:29Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:37Or here.
28:45I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:52You, you are a bad person.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:04Right.
29:09Hey, guess what?
29:11It works.
29:12Carly wants to get back together.
29:17That...
29:18is...
29:18is great.
29:20And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:22Her and I are gonna hang out next week and talk it over,
29:24and then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:33No more pretending.
29:38And...
29:38now you can date whoever you want.
29:41But, like...
29:42actually.
29:46Alright, see ya.
29:52So...
29:53They are, in fact, getting back together, and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
30:00Okay, but now...
30:01you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:05Jesse is everything I have ever wanted.
30:08Okay?
30:08He is...
30:09He's...
30:10He's kind.
30:11He's funny.
30:12He...
30:13I mean, he's my best friend.
30:16He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should!
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:21Look, Sky, you're all schedules and goals and...
30:24and being perfect or whatever.
30:25And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:29And...
30:31I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:39Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:53Aww.
30:55You should know by now.
30:57Given your literal track record.
31:00Nice girls always finish last.
31:03Hope you had your fun.
31:04Cause I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:18I...
31:18I've gotta tell him how I feel.
31:24Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse.
31:32I, uh...
31:34Yeah, he's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:42Cherry.
31:47You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:53Huh?
31:54What...
31:55What makes me so special?
31:58Why are you such an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it?
32:13Because you like it?
32:16And I just want to give you what you want.
32:19Then you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:46Then you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:46Oh shit.
32:48Open up!
32:49He can't find us like this.
32:51What?
32:52You worried your fake boyfriend is gonna catch you cheating?
32:54Rain.
32:55Please.
33:02Fine.
33:02Get in.
33:19What the hell?
33:20Did you lock me out?
33:23Man, I...
33:23I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like them less bitchy.
33:30Fuck yeah, man.
33:39Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:52Dude.
33:54Fuck.
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:04Shit.
34:05Good call, bro.
34:43What are we going to do?
34:45Seriously, what'd you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:56Not just an asshole, but crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:02You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Switch places with me.
35:19Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:29God.
35:40This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:55I have a run early in the morning.
35:57Our first meet is next weekend.
35:59I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:03But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:08Let's, let's, let's just take a good night.
36:16Hey, um, this bed is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:22Sorry.
36:31It's just like a small, a small bed.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:34Of course, yeah.
36:35Don't look.
36:36Don't read, don't read into it.
36:37Yeah, of course.
36:42I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat
36:47in detention.
37:00Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:09I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:15You know, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that, like, after years of fucking
37:22screaming matches, my dad,
37:26he, um, he finally just backed up his shit and left her, or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks, and I, I got one, and I passed out.
37:49I woke up, and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident, dumb luck.
37:56Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:57I did, I told everyone, and I won't believe in it.
38:01They never do.
38:04But you know, fuck them.
38:06I know the truth, right?
38:17Rain?
38:18Yeah?
38:22I believe you.
38:37I believe you.
39:00I believe you.
39:05Don.
39:22Jesse's gone, if you, if you want to make a run for her.
39:25Five more minutes.
39:49I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Goodie Goodie.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
40:00Not really.
40:02Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:11She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:18I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:26Can you chill out?
40:28Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:30I'm done playing these games with you.
40:32If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:46I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him.
40:53Okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:59No, sure.
41:00Of course not.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:04No.
41:05No.
41:05Oh my God.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years of
41:12my life a living hell.
41:14Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:20Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:28Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:30I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:43It was...
41:45It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:52Will you look at me?
41:55Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:08Jesse and I...
42:08Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:10There is no you and Jesse.
42:11Just fucking admit it.
42:13Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:20You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again!
42:33Hey!
42:33Hey! Hey!
42:34She isn't your fucking girl.
42:35Stop! Stop!
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:37Stop.
42:38You know what? You're right.
42:40I was because...
42:41Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:45But ever since we started fake dating...
42:48Something changed.
42:49I wake up every day and it's like...
42:51Cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:54Even...
42:54Even when we're not doing anything special, just...
42:56Being with you...
42:59I feel better.
43:01Like...
43:01Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And...
43:03I started to realize maybe...
43:05This is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:12Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:14For real this time?
43:16What do you think?
43:27Yes.
44:02So...
44:04So...
44:06Look, I'm...
44:07I'm sorry to spring that onto you...
44:09Again.
44:11I was...
44:13Talking to Carly and...
44:15She's just...
44:16Such a...
44:17Bitch.
44:19Yeah.
44:21Uh...
44:21What took you, Silva?
44:24She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:26And I started to think about my life without you in it and I just...
44:31Couldn't.
44:33So...
44:34Besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:41Great.
44:42So...
44:43I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:50Can I...
44:53Can I kiss you?
45:06Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry.
45:09I'll...
45:10Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Yeah.
45:12Sorry.
45:12We can...
45:13Yeah.
45:30I'll see you tomorrow.
45:31Okay.
45:40I'll see you tomorrow.
45:46See you tomorrow.
45:48I'm sorry.
45:58Bye.
45:59Bye.
46:06Hello.
46:07Bye.
46:08Bye.
46:10Bye.
46:11Bye.
46:13Dad, hey, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:19Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:23You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:26You're okay.
46:46Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:57She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:06Um, Jesse.
47:11I don't think this is working.
47:15Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:18No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30Oh.
47:34Oh, thank goodness.
47:36I was thinking the same thing.
47:38Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:48You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:59Look, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on, Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:14No.
48:14Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:22Come here.
48:23Come here.
48:26Come here.
48:26Come here.
48:30Come here.
48:33You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:37uh yeah um i think i just had a panic attack you know i actually have some like breathing
48:49techniques my therapist showed me if you ever uh if you ever want them i can i can i can
48:58give
48:58you them i can let you go to therapy i'm trying to be better you know working on my delinquency
49:14look i'm um i'm really sorry about about all that shit that i said i am i was such a
49:25massive bitch
49:27i i had no idea and no how how could you skyler i've been giving you shit for lying this
49:34whole
49:34time and i haven't been honest for any of it like you ask me why i've um i've been such
49:42a dick to you
49:42these last couple of years i wanted to get your attention i wanted you to look at me or talk
49:52to
49:52me even if it was with uh pure unadulterated loathing anything
50:05anything you had to give
50:09because you're everything skyler
50:18well in that case um you should know jesse and i we um
50:31we broke up
50:40yeah you um you were right actually
50:45we don't fit together
50:47no no no i need someone who challenges me
50:59someone who makes sure that i pencil in time for hijinks
51:03oh yeah of course
51:08someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when i am making up
51:16i don't know
51:18i don't know
51:20i don't know
51:22i don't know what you want
51:23i don't know
51:26should i go go go go go
51:28or should i leave this home
51:33cause lately i've been getting this feeling
51:37you look like me too
52:06i feel like i should tell you
52:09i'm
52:12i'm virtual
52:17with you being such an overachiever i'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already
52:21yeah well
52:23i'm uptight
52:25remember
52:27yeah i i remember
52:29i guess i better help you relapse then huh
52:32close to you
52:34don't even know
52:35just give me a sign
52:38tell me what i should do
52:41to you
52:44baby
52:44baby
52:44i've been getting this feeling
52:48you look like me too
52:50and just baby
53:09oh yeah let's get this thing started off with a bang
53:12racers please make your way to the starting line
53:16hey i'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now
53:19and i'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me
53:21oh
53:22oh you sure about that
53:23i'm positive
53:24just don't cry when i smoke you
53:27you're on
53:30you really love my sloppy seconds don't you
53:37uh carly let's go back to ground rules okay
53:39don't talk to me
53:42gotcha
53:44um break a leg
53:47literally
53:48on your marks
53:49get set
53:50go
53:54go
53:55ow
53:56whoo what a finish
53:58go Skylar
54:12whoo what a finish
54:13you do realize we have an audience don't you
54:15come on
54:16take a risk
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21No.
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