00:09Monica and Fred's in!
00:11Today I'll bathe.
00:13Don't let him throw!
00:16I got this, guys!
00:23He is a top athlete.
00:26Every opponent falls to his feet.
00:29He kicks to the goal, and he scores!
00:35Woo-hoo!
00:37Ha-ha!
00:38Oh, come on.
00:40I just dribbled all of you, and you're not even going to give me props.
00:43It's a little difficult to say anything after that.
00:46Why?
00:46Just because I'm a soccer phenomenon?
00:48More like a stinky phenomenon.
00:50Me?
00:51Yeah, you!
00:54Oh, sweating is good for your health.
00:56Bathing is good for your health, Smudge.
00:58My gosh!
00:59Always this fixed idea about bats.
01:02Well, I refuse to play with someone who doesn't bathe.
01:05Yeah, see you, smelly pants.
01:07All right!
01:08Go away, you fake friends!
01:10There's a bunch of other people willing to play with me!
01:13Hey, like!
01:13Like!
01:14Like!
01:15Like!
01:16Like Blue!
01:17Come here, little boy!
01:18Come here!
01:19Huh?
01:19Huh?
01:20Huh?
01:28Even Dustine?
01:33Not even Shelby will hang out with me!
01:36Man!
01:39Wow!
01:39I really can't believe it's time!
01:43Hey!
01:44What's up, you guys?
01:45Oh!
01:46What's up, Mr. Stinkles?
01:47Say what you want, Smudge, but say it from a distance!
01:50All right, you guys win!
01:52I just made the most serious decision of my entire life!
01:55I'm going to...
01:56I'm going to...
01:58You asked Sonny's sister to go out with you?
02:01No, I'm going to...
02:03To...
02:04To...
02:05To...
02:05What?
02:06To what?
02:07To...
02:07I'm gonna bathe!
02:09There!
02:09I said it!
02:10You're going to bathe?
02:12This has to be some kind of prank!
02:14Aha!
02:15There's a hidden camera here!
02:16No!
02:17Leave the camera alone!
02:18Listen, I'm tired of having people run away from me!
02:21Okay, so what am I going to need in order to bathe?
02:23Well, water, duh!
02:25Whoa!
02:25Ha!
02:26This is going up online!
02:29Ooh!
02:29A water bath?
02:30And what were you expecting?
02:32Some dry cleaning, maybe?
02:33No!
02:34Don't worry!
02:35We'll take care of everything for this historical moment!
02:40Oh, boy!
02:45All ready to go!
02:49Huh?
02:50This is getting out of hand!
02:52I'm not going to bathe out here!
02:54I better go home and...
02:56No way!
02:57You need to be in touch with nature to have the best experience!
03:00Now, let's get to it!
03:02Stop it right now!
03:03If you're going to get me wet, I want a towel to dry myself!
03:07Okay, I got one here!
03:08Look!
03:09Ew!
03:10That old rag!
03:11Ha!
03:11Do you want to get me wet?
03:11Do you want to ruin my first bath or what?
03:13I demand a perfectly fluffy and amazingly soft towel!
03:17Huh?
03:18Fine!
03:20Okay, here!
03:21I prefer the color blue!
03:23What?
03:23No!
03:24Just use this one, man!
03:25Then I'm going to leave this bathing business for another day!
03:29Okay!
03:29No, no, no!
03:30Go, Sonny!
03:31Go get it!
03:31Alright, alright!
03:32Oh, and also bring some aromatic bath salts!
03:35What?
03:35I also want French soap, Captain Pete Oak shampoo, and...
03:40Oh!
03:40Those rubber duckies!
03:42I've always wanted one!
03:43Oh!
03:44And it would also be cool to have those back massage filters, you know?
03:47And I'd like you to follow this list, which also include...
03:51Well, Sonny, all monthly allowance is fixed!
03:54But at least it was for a good cause!
03:58Hmm...
03:58I can't take a bath in here!
04:00There's no snorkel, so I'm just gonna have to...
04:02No more!
04:04You're going to bed and it's gonna be now!
04:06Oh?
04:07Oh boy!
04:08Okay!
04:09If it's in everyone's best interest, then let the water come!
04:13Oh, I can't believe this is happening!
04:16Smudge is going to finally take a bath!
04:18I'm getting so emotional!
04:21See you later, dorks!
04:24Stop right now!
04:25Hands up in the air!
04:26Yo, time has come, Smudge!
04:29One...
04:30I'm gonna die!
04:31Two...
04:32Three...
04:33Four...
04:33And water!
04:34Stop it already!
04:35It's too cold!
04:35It's too cold!
04:36I can't go!
04:38Huh?
04:38Am I clean already?
04:40You didn't turn on the faucet, did you, Jimmy-Fy?
04:43Oh, Buck...
04:45Here we go!
04:48Huh?
04:50It won't open!
04:51Huuuck!
04:53Huuuck!
04:54Huuuck!
04:56Huuuck!
04:56Huuuck!
04:57Huuuck!
04:58Huuuck!
04:58Well, if the hose won't work, then we'll use the bucket!
05:02Huuuck!
05:03Huuuck!
05:04A bucket?
05:05The bucket is too heavy!
05:07You guys are gonna get tired!
05:08Hey, how about we leave this for tomorrow?
05:10No, no, even better next month!
05:12Huuuck!
05:14Huuuck!
05:16Huuuck!
05:17That's cold!
05:18See you later, you nerds!
05:21New method!
05:23Water balloons!
05:39You can dodge all you want, Smudge!
05:41We have all the time in the world!
05:44We have balloons and...
05:45Dude, sorry, he's super fast!
05:48Horse of habit!
05:49Well, now I'm gonna show you
05:51why they call me the King of Ink!
05:54Yay!
06:02Bravo!
06:12Now this is totally going up online!
06:18You'll see, Smudge, I am going to...
06:21Jason, Flynn, Morrison, Junior!
06:24What kind of dirty mess is this?
06:26Shower!
06:27Dad, we were just fine to...
06:29I said get in the shower!
06:30And that goes for you too, Sonny!
06:32Look at you two! What a total disaster!
06:35This is all your fault!
06:39Aw, but I wanted to take a bath so badly!
06:45Except I really didn't!
06:48Uh-oh!
06:49Hey, I was kidding!
06:51Come on, I was just kidding!
07:05I was just kidding!
07:05What?
07:05I can't wait!