00:00Gentlemen, I know you love this place.
00:11We call this our divorcee special.
00:14Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:17I think our ex-wives didn't get here first.
00:20Four bedrooms, one with a waterbed and three with extra firm mattresses.
00:25Well, that's a real comfort to me, suffering as I do from a herniated lower lumbar.
00:30Really? How'd that happen?
00:32What's Ash suffering from?
00:33A bent wanger.
00:34Bent wanger?
00:36Rumor.
00:40Well, dip my skinny.
00:43Is this great?
00:45I can't wait to see Farnsey and the guys from the club's faces when they see this.
00:49Hey, Hunter.
00:51We agreed, man.
00:52No business cronies.
00:54This thing's strictly for pleasure.
00:56You're right.
01:00We'll take it.
01:01Great.
01:02Let's kiss on the lease.
01:06Party, party, party, party.
01:11Knowing I'm on the beach where I belong.
01:16Yeah.
01:17Bye, bye.
01:21Bye.
01:27Uh-uh, uh-uh.
01:28That one.
01:30The tongue?
01:31Trust me.
01:31That's you.
01:33Okay.
01:34Floozy patrol on the beach in a half hour.
01:36Be there or be square.
01:38I think I'm just going to hang around here and kind of straighten things out a little bit.
01:43Yeah, there's only one thing I want to get straightened out.
01:45Come on, Ashman.
01:46We're all going.
01:52Hi.
01:53Hey, greetings.
01:53Hey, I saw you guys moving in.
01:54I thought you might like a little help.
01:56Um, I don't think so, but thanks.
01:59But what about your car?
01:59Do you want me to detail them for you?
02:01Chicks around here, they really like them looking good.
02:04Uh, okay, great.
02:06Go ahead.
02:06Detail them.
02:07All right.
02:10What's detailed?
02:11I don't know, but chicks love it.
02:24Hey, great car.
02:26Really?
02:27They belong to your old man.
02:29You kidding?
02:29It's my car.
02:30Uh, you wish.
02:31You wish.
02:32No shit, it's my house too, right here.
02:34Oh, right.
02:35Really?
02:36And I'm, uh, Miss America.
02:39No, I swear to God, I inherited it.
02:41Really?
02:41Really?
02:41Yeah, my folks were anthropologists about a year ago.
02:44They got killed on a field trip to New Guinea.
02:46Oh, God.
02:48Really?
02:49And they got ambushed by headhunters.
02:51Oh, you mean like...
02:55Ew.
02:56Yeah, it messed me up real bad for a while.
02:58I bet.
02:59Yeah, ever since I haven't been able to have any kind of sexual relations.
03:02Oh, no sex.
03:03Giving hate just doesn't sound like very much fun anymore.
03:07Uh, liar.
03:09Well, uh, maybe we can help you out.
03:13No one ever done me.
03:16Don't be like she does.
03:19I gotta have some of your love.
03:22Do you mean it?
03:24Hi.
03:26Hi.
03:34I like ringing your bell.
03:36Most guys do.
03:38Right on.
03:41I just rented the hippest house on the beach.
03:44I got some bitchin' cards, too.
03:46You want a party?
03:47What do you have in mind?
03:49Whatever turns you on.
03:51Little wine.
03:52Jacuzzo-ruski.
03:55Sex.
03:58How much are you gonna pay me?
04:01You kidding?
04:03I don't pay for sex.
04:07And I don't want fossils for free.
04:10Oh, sweet little girl, I can't get enough of you.
04:15Oh, sweet little girl, I can't get enough of you.
04:20Oh, little girl, I can't get enough.
04:31Joggy's fun, isn't it?
04:33Expressly alone.
04:35Uh, I usually jog ten miles in the morning.
04:39Ten at night.
04:40You must be in great shape.
04:43I'm a marathon runner.
04:45World class.
04:47You want to race it to the pier?
04:51Okay.
04:52You want to bet on it?
04:54Sure, Ryan.
04:56What do you want to bet?
04:58To beat me, eat me.
05:23Are you all right?
05:24I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
05:27Just try to give you a little leap, a little.
05:31East, west, across the coast.
05:33Tear it up in a weekend bar.
05:36Smile for the camera boy.
05:38Yeah.
05:42Boy, the pond was dry.
05:43I'm using the wrong kind of bait.
05:46Yeah.
05:47I landed a tight little blonde.
05:49Had to throw her back.
05:50She's jailbait.
05:52Good.
05:53No jailbait.
05:54Agreed?
05:55Agreed.
05:56How old was she?
05:58Fifteen.
05:59Fifteen.
06:00I have underwear fifteen years old.
06:04Hey, wait a minute.
06:07Sounds like my car.
06:14This thing was so much fun.
06:16Oh, God, we're going to do it again.
06:18When are we going to go in your plane, huh?
06:20Oh, no.
06:20I don't know, maybe next week.
06:22Should I have my lyrics up by then?
06:23Yeah, that was so much fun, I swear.
06:25I was so scared when you were going around.
06:27I thought...
06:27When you get a chance, we'd like to have a word with you.
06:30Please.
06:32Don't go.
06:32Listen, you guys, I've got to run.
06:33No, why don't I run?
06:34No, my neighbors need some advice.
06:36Remember when Scotty Palmer talks?
06:38Fuck it, Wax!
06:41Oh, God, Scotty.
06:44Bye, Scotty.
06:46Hey, babe!
06:48I see what you wanted to do.
06:50No, we can get her in.
06:51We're not.
06:51I'm not.
06:59Uh, hey, listen, guys, about the car, I just took it for a little spin to blow off the water
07:04spots.
07:05Of course.
07:06And the girls, they would like to buff the upholstery, right?
07:10Hey, you know, you know that thing is like a magnet for hard bodies.
07:13Hard bodies?
07:15What's a hard body?
07:16Hard bodies.
07:17You know, little foxes down on the beach.
07:19Scotty, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
07:21Oh, shit.
07:22How'd you manage to pick up all those girls?
07:25I didn't pick them up.
07:26I dialogued them.
07:28Dialogued them?
07:29Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD.
07:31BBD?
07:32That's not like herpes, is it?
07:35BBD.
07:36It's a bigger and better deal.
07:38Oh, you guys don't get it, do you?
07:41These chicks are locals.
07:43They want something better out of life.
07:45That's a faster car, richer boyfriend, hotter action.
07:50That's the BBD.
07:51Oh, that's great.
07:52Scotty, could you teach someone like us to dialogue girls the way you do?
07:59I'm telling you, it's easy.
08:00Any slob can dialogue a girl.
08:01Then teach me.
08:03Look, I'm not a pimp, okay?
08:04Hey, come on, Scotty.
08:05Nobody said you were a pimp.
08:07We don't want you to pimp for us, Scotty.
08:09All we want you to do is teach us how to get girls for ourselves.
08:12I don't know, guys.
08:13Sounds kind of lame.
08:15Speaking of bigger and better deals,
08:18how would you like to live here?
08:20In this house.
08:22It's the best house on the beach.
08:24Drive our cars whenever you want.
08:26Live in luxury, like the king of the beach.
08:30You guys fags.
08:32Yeah.
08:33I'm the queen of France, and these are the D'Angelo sisters.
08:36Come on, Scotty.
08:37We're perfectly straight, man.
08:39That's the problem.
08:40We're too straight.
08:41All we're interested in are hard bodies,
08:44and we want you to teach us how to get them.
08:46To dialogue them.
08:48And BBD them.
08:49And for that, you get to run in the house for as long as you like.
08:53I don't know.
08:54It just doesn't sound solid to me.
08:56We might be willing to pay you.
09:00You're making me sound like a pimp again.
09:03How much?
09:05Let's say $500 a month walking around money.
09:09Well, I think I could walk a lot for the $750.
09:11$500 is tops.
09:13Oh, I don't know, guys.
09:14It sounds kind of sleazy.
09:15But I'll tell you what.
09:17I will sleep on it and get back to tomorrow.
09:22Scotty.
09:24Sweet dreams.
09:25Oh, my God.
09:28Oh, my God.
09:28Oh, my God.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:31Oh, my God.
09:37Oh, my God.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:39You
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