00:00Mama, can we get these?
00:01No, we've already got peanut butter and jelly.
00:04Ma, I hate that stuff. It tastes like concrete.
00:06Ring it up, please.
00:08When I was a kid, my dad would try to save money any way he could.
00:11So when my mother went shopping, he had one rule.
00:14No name brands.
00:18So instead of Fruit Loops, Cheerios, or Frosted Flakes, we got...
00:23Cereal?
00:25What is this stuff? Is it oats? Is it flakes?
00:28Is there a prize inside?
00:31The prize is you don't starve to death.
00:33Ring it up.
00:35And instead of Oreos, Ginger Snaps, or Chips Ahoy, we got...
00:40Cookie?
00:41That's right, cookie. Not cookies. Cookie.
00:45A big bag with one cookie in it.
00:49Oh, Mama, can I have some cookie?
00:51Yeah, but only two bites.
00:53Don't suck out all the chips like you did last time.
00:55When it came to soap, instead of zest,
00:59when it came to soap, instead of zest,
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