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00:00Brother, being unemployed as a young adult is generally one of the most frustrating times
00:04of your life, especially living in a South Africa buffet, cause like, you spend your
00:08days waking up, scratching your ass, taking a bath and eating, rinse and repeat bruh,
00:13and at home, they be giving you mad side eyes for doing the slightest of things, like you
00:17open the fridge, giving you a side eye because like this brother all knows, he's eating
00:21and not contributing, and even yourself you feel guilty because nah bruh, you have no
00:24money at that point, money is generally frustrating, and you be feeling like your life has no purpose
00:29at that point, because you are doing absolutely nothing, you're not going to school, you're
00:33not doing anything in the house, you're not contributing, and bruh, it feels hella bad,
00:37hella, hella bad, I be asking myself and wondering like, how does that Malumi or uncle in my crib,
00:41who has never worked in his entire life, since I was born, I've never seen them work, but bro,
00:46he is never guilty or anything like that, I just be asking myself man, because this is crazy,
00:51unemployment is insane, insata, I'm afraid to insata, like I think getting a job is one of the
00:57most vaguest parts of our life, because nobody has a clear plan or clear like direction of how
01:01you can actually do this, because like when going to school, it's easy, you just apply,
01:05you know, going to university, as long as you have the marks, you're going to get there, you apply,
01:09but when it comes to a job, when it comes to a job, nobody tells you how to do that
01:13shit,
01:14nobody, everybody has a different opinion on how to do something bruh, everybody has different
01:18shit to tell you, there's no straight answer, somebody say submit a CV, someone just say,
01:22you know what, you gotta know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone, it's all just crazy
01:26man, and oh brother, don't get me started on online applications, because they'll be running hot
01:31and cold, sometimes they can be short as like 10 minutes, and you'll be like, whew, thank god I was
01:39able to finish this, it's just a short amount of time, and some of them can be so long, with
01:43so many
01:46questions, oh no, this can't be, at some point, you'll be asking yourself, brother, you're gonna
01:53ask me how many times I wipe my ass this morning, with the types of questions you'll be asking me,
01:57and the documents that they want from you, from affidavits, to proof of address, to things that
02:01you gotta certify, like you'll be going to the police stations, five or ten times a month, just to
02:05do this shit, and it is insane, it is genuinely insane bruh, and all of this fuss is going to
02:10be
02:10for a position at pep as a cashier, I'm like bruh, nothing against pep or cashiers, but why do you
02:16need so much information from me, because like, at this point, it's an interrogation, and bro,
02:21when it comes to online applications, there's nothing I hate more than LinkedIn, it's the biggest
02:25piece of dog shit, it might be, it actually is one of the most pretentious apps, like the people on
02:32them, and they are so pretentious to a whole new level, like I get it, we need networking, we need
02:37to
02:37find new people, and new ways to find people that can help us find employment, I get that, but man,
02:42people on the app can be so pretentious, and like bruh, has anyone, has anyone ever found a job on
02:48LinkedIn? Of all the things in the world that have never happened, that has never happened the most,
02:54that is the most didn't happen shit of all time. Has anyone has, has anyone like, please come first in
03:00the comments and tell me, has anyone has ever found like a job using LinkedIn? If you do, please tell
03:04me,
03:04because nah, at some point, I do not believe, I think it's a fraud, it's a fraud app, because I,
03:09can't be, can't be by feeds, like those people, they're basically saying like, oh my god, like being
03:13a worker, it's like this, like this, and posting these like inspirational shit, like bro, I do not
03:18give a fuck, I need a job, and this shit is not helping. I'm here to tell you right now,
03:23we don't care.
03:26Like maybe I'm using the app wrong, somebody tell me, somebody tell me, because LinkedIn be,
03:30mmm, it be getting on my nerves man, it be getting on my nerves. Yeah, and if it's not online,
03:35you've
03:35got all the people telling you that this online shit is not gonna work, you need to go door to
03:39door
03:39and push up to see V2, these companies to yourself, like physically, and like, you know what, I
03:44understand that logic, but the thing is, I gotta get money to go to these places, and most of y
03:49'all are
03:49not even gonna give me that type of money, I need food to travel, because these companies are just not
03:53near my town, or anywhere I live, and it's not even guaranteed that I'm gonna get a job, I get
03:58it,
03:58because being available physically might help me, it might help me, I don't know, but brother,
04:03it's like the logistics of it, I need a lot of money to travel, because these places are far
04:07far away from me, it's not like physically, you know, to do this, but hey, you know, it's a good
04:11option, but still, it's like one of those things that are confusing, what am I supposed to say when
04:15I get there, you know, these, all of these things are just compounding all me, like confusing on how to
04:20get a job, but I see, I see the help, I see it, but still, it's like insane, and like,
04:25I'm not gonna neglect the fact
04:26that we live in South Africa, bro, there's a whole lot of corruption that is happening, so
04:30you know, and know, you know, we all know a way to get the job, actually, like a foolproof plan
04:36that
04:36you need a job, you gotta know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone, so you can get a job,
04:41either your family member, or someone who like, has a high position in that job, or in the company,
04:47that you know, might help you, that's the only guaranteed way to get a job, and it's so unfair,
04:51bro, but that's just how South Africa is, because nah, some of these people, like they already have
04:56a job set, like in university, there are some people who already, once they finish with their
05:00degree, they already have a job waiting for them, and that's black kids who are out here waiting,
05:03like for handouts, ah man, it's insane, it is tough out here, it is very tough, yeah, once you're done
05:09with all these handing out of CVs, these online applications, LinkedIn, and whatever, it is the
05:15waiting part, like waiting for replies from these companies, and man, trust me when I tell you,
05:19getting a reply, any sort of reply is a miracle, because they don't even reply to you back,
05:24they just straight up ignore you, bro, like you'll be checking emails every day, waking up,
05:28oh my god, like fingers crossed and everything, thinking nah, this, this is my opportunity,
05:32this is my chance, every notification, every email notification that enters your phone,
05:36and you'll be like, oh my god, this might be a job opportunity that I apply for, and it's not,
05:40it's probably like Facebook telling you that somebody liked a photo from three years ago,
05:43oh brother, this guy stinks, you'll be so pissed, you'll be so pissed, it's like this shit is not
05:50important to me, you know, like all of this waiting stuff is like even horrible, like the application
05:56stuff, and you waiting for these replies, it is just a compounding, compounding on you, like man,
06:01I fucking hate unemployment, and even if by some miracle you actually get to the stage where like
06:07they give you an interview, or a chance to prove yourself that you can actually do this job,
06:11you gotta learn, you gotta be able to like speak English, you know, and like most of us,
06:15that's not even our mother tongue, I'm not making excuses here people, but Jesus Christ,
06:19this is the reality we live in, you know, you gotta know all of this, you know, but most of
06:23us are
06:23like zoomer when you're trying to say these numbers, and in talking English.
06:34Yeah man, I just made this little video just so I can rant about being unemployed,
06:37because unemployment has not been good to your brother, it has not been good at all,
06:42and like if someone else in the comments bra has a link, or know someone in a high position
06:46buffet with a paying job, please help your brother out, help me out, I don't even want to put a
06:50CV
06:51anymore, I just want you to tell them like so-and-so needs a job, and I get that job
06:54by tomorrow,
06:55because nah, your brother has been struggling, corruption is not bad, corruption is only bad
07:03if I'm not involved, yes, but if I'm part of that corruption, I'll defend it,
07:10he has been struggling, and so anyone else who's out there unemployed, just know you're not alone,
07:15you're all struggling, we're all trying to find a job out here, go with a fit, go with a fit
07:18too,
07:19so yeah, plug your brother in the comments, plug anyone else, because like we're in this together,
07:23and you as always, I love you all, please like, comment and subscribe to your brother, yes sir.
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