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00:00:07yes I know my last payment is half of what I owe okay but I promise I'll get
00:00:12it in by the end of the week oh I'm gonna need a raise fast so how are you
00:00:21feeling after the great Gavin won the Tillman proposal don't even mention it
00:00:25and great isn't exactly the word I'd use for that nepo baby tell me how you really
00:00:31feel I mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done and others like
00:00:35Gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo baby speak of
00:00:44the devil
00:00:58you know I'm offended well actually on a second thought I'm not because I don't
00:01:05really care about the opinions of my lesser competition and that's my cue to leave
00:01:15bye Tony that's your competition huh pretty sure I landed that massive deal with Denison just two
00:01:23weeks ago remember that I like to call that a lucky break well we'll see how
00:01:28lucky you are when mr. Hartley announces his resignation and names me CEO my first
00:01:33order of business firing you well good luck because everybody in this office
00:01:39knows that job is mine report to the board room for a new court meeting
00:01:53like
00:01:56yeah
00:01:57yeah
00:01:57yeah
00:02:01yeah
00:02:19Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all. I appreciate it very much. Thank you.
00:02:24Well, I know that you all are very busy, so I will not take up a whole lot of your
00:02:30time today.
00:02:31Really, I'm just here to make a small announcement. I have decided that I am going to retire within
00:02:41the next three months. I know it's sad. I know. So the search for the new CEO of Hartley
00:02:51Industries will begin immediately. That position is mine.
00:03:00In other news, I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company has
00:03:09finally gone through. It has happened, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you all so very much for
00:03:16your time and your hard work. You've all done an extraordinary job. So thank you. I appreciate
00:03:21it. And on that note, we'll let that go for today. You're all dismissed. Thank you very
00:03:26much. Uh, except Gavin and Victoria, can you come see me for a moment, please? Thank you.
00:03:32Yeah.
00:03:35So it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees.
00:03:43And you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal. So I feel like it's time for a little
00:03:49celebration.
00:03:53Hey.
00:03:54Let's go.
00:03:57Uh, what is this?
00:04:00That is your celebration.
00:04:01And all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas.
00:04:05Yes.
00:04:43Too busy, can you leave a message?
00:04:49Hey, Gavin.
00:04:50Looks like your last year competition has arrived.
00:04:53Well, I only said that to make her feel better.
00:04:56There's no competition when you're at the top.
00:05:00I got this for you.
00:05:02That's so kind.
00:05:03Isn't that nice?
00:05:04I love that kind of complimenting an employee.
00:05:08Gavin, hello.
00:05:09Are you enjoying yourself?
00:05:10Yes, of course.
00:05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?
00:05:15Can I offer you both a drink?
00:05:17That would be lovely.
00:05:29Whoops.
00:05:33Oh, my God.
00:05:35I'm sorry.
00:05:35That was a mistake.
00:05:37Um, why are you just standing here?
00:05:39Why don't you go help her?
00:05:43Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I've got to keep the boss happy.
00:05:46There's a promotion on the line.
00:05:48Yes.
00:05:52Oh.
00:05:52What the hell are you doing?
00:05:54You're peeping at me like some weird peeping tong?
00:05:57No.
00:05:57Um, no.
00:05:59I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
00:06:02That's bullshit.
00:06:03You came here to save face, Gavin.
00:06:06Save face?
00:06:07Save face about what?
00:06:09You did that on purpose, Gavin.
00:06:10You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
00:06:15Okay.
00:06:16Listen.
00:06:17I swear.
00:06:18I did not do that on purpose, okay?
00:06:19You did it to yourself, actually.
00:06:29Get the hell out.
00:06:30This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
00:06:37Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.
00:06:39You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can kiss any possibility of that
00:06:42CEO position goodbye.
00:06:45Give me this.
00:06:46Go.
00:06:54Peace offering?
00:06:58And then it helps.
00:07:00Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
00:07:03I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
00:07:06I don't need you to cleanly spill another drink of me.
00:07:08Okay.
00:07:08First of all, that's not what I meant.
00:07:10Oh, yeah.
00:07:11Well, I guess what this is about is you seconding up to Cornelius because he just gave you the riot
00:07:15act for what you just did, isn't it?
00:07:17Um, no.
00:07:20Yeah, okay.
00:07:21Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
00:07:24Okay, wait, hold on a second.
00:07:25Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:07:26I didn't mean to...
00:07:30Excuse me.
00:07:36Uh, hello?
00:07:42I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the
00:07:46hold.
00:07:49Please give me more time.
00:07:57Trouble in paradise.
00:08:00Find your business, Gavin.
00:08:02Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
00:08:05You're the last person that I'd go to.
00:08:08This is all just a game to you.
00:08:10What is?
00:08:12This job.
00:08:15You don't need it.
00:08:17You don't need money, Gavin.
00:08:19You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
00:08:23You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
00:08:26Okay, you know what?
00:08:27You don't know a fucking thing about me first.
00:08:29So you should probably stop being so judgmental and realize you're not the only person on this planet that's something
00:08:34going wrong with them.
00:08:35Enough!
00:08:36What is going on here?
00:08:37Will you two keep your voices down, please?
00:08:39I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.
00:08:44Cool it.
00:08:45Sorry, Ms. Harley.
00:08:46Sorry, Ms. Harley.
00:08:48Not another word.
00:08:54Way to go.
00:08:54You started that.
00:08:56You've got to sign your checks, all right?
00:08:57Come on, Ralph.
00:08:58Okay, all right, all right, all right.
00:09:01Thank you all very much.
00:09:03Welcome, welcome.
00:09:04This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
00:09:07At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
00:09:13You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned.
00:09:16I don't know.
00:09:17But I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
00:09:24It's so important.
00:09:26It means more than all the money in the world to me.
00:09:29So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
00:09:37Cheers.
00:09:43Hey, you know, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
00:09:51In your dreams.
00:09:52Oh, ouch.
00:09:53Okay, you know what?
00:09:54I'm going to need a shot.
00:09:55Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
00:10:00As long as you're paying.
00:10:02Sure.
00:10:15Hey, are you going to throw up?
00:10:23Hell no.
00:10:25You're going to throw up first.
00:10:37Hey, please, turn it off.
00:10:42Hey, please, turn it off.
00:10:57Where am I?
00:10:58This isn't my bed.
00:10:59Yeah, this isn't mine either.
00:11:01Javin, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:03Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:06No.
00:11:07No.
00:11:08Yeah, what the fuck?
00:11:08Give me the leg.
00:11:10Stop!
00:11:10Give me!
00:11:11We're so getting fired.
00:11:12We're so getting fired.
00:11:13Let go!
00:11:15Give me the leg.
00:11:17Stop!
00:11:18Let go!
00:11:18Grab the shirt!
00:11:23What the hell happened?
00:11:24Well, I don't know.
00:11:26Did...
00:11:27Did you?
00:11:29Did we?
00:11:29No, gross.
00:11:31Absolutely not.
00:11:32Okay, Vicky.
00:11:33It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
00:11:36Don't call me Vicky.
00:11:37No!
00:11:38Hey!
00:11:43It's Cornelius.
00:11:45What does he want?
00:11:46How the hell should I know?
00:11:49You going to answer?
00:11:50You going to let him keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
00:11:56Hello?
00:11:57Good morning, Victoria.
00:12:00We would like to see you right now in the lobby.
00:12:05And bring Gavin with you.
00:12:08Nice to see you in with Gavin.
00:12:14I would say that it has something to do with this.
00:12:22Oh my God.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:31Oh my God.
00:12:32This is a disaster.
00:12:34Cornelius is going to wind up sleeping my way up to the top.
00:12:36Finally.
00:12:37Do you see?
00:12:38I'm at the top.
00:12:39Okay.
00:12:39Let me tell you something, all right?
00:12:40If I had known that all it was going to take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo,
00:12:45I probably would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
00:12:47How did this even happen?
00:12:48What were we thinking?
00:12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but whatever.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:55So, what are we going to do about Cornelius?
00:12:58We don't even know if he knows, right?
00:13:00So if he brings it up, just downplay it?
00:13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
00:13:03You've heard him, okay?
00:13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
00:13:07If we don't do that, he's going to think we're mucking the fucking company.
00:13:10We can't have that.
00:13:11I hate that you're right.
00:13:12Fuck.
00:13:13You know what?
00:13:14Screw you, Gavin.
00:13:15Screw me?
00:13:16Oh, you mean, again, because you already did that last night.
00:13:40Victoria, we need to talk.
00:13:42Hi.
00:13:45This is my room.
00:13:46What are you talking about?
00:13:46This is my room.
00:13:47You got to...
00:13:48That could be Cornelius.
00:13:52Morning, boss.
00:13:57You, um, you need to see me, Queenie.
00:14:00Gavin is here.
00:14:01What a shocker.
00:14:05Uh, so, anyway, what is it I hear about you two turds?
00:14:12We're getting married to each other.
00:14:15Yeah, we didn't actually mean for anything.
00:14:17Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
00:14:18No.
00:14:19Okay, enough!
00:14:20I am not happy.
00:14:23You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
00:14:30This is not a good look.
00:14:33Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
00:14:39Look, let me explain it.
00:14:40Shut up!
00:14:42Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals, and sometimes that's great because
00:14:48you come up with these really great ideas, but you cannot run a company on rivalry.
00:14:53You run a company on teamwork.
00:14:55So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
00:15:09You want us to stay married?
00:15:13It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:15:18Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:15:20I'm serious as a heart attack.
00:15:22You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues, but as husband
00:15:28and wife.
00:15:31Well, no, no, no, that's not fair.
00:15:32I'm not wife material.
00:15:34Yeah, she's not wife material.
00:15:36You know what?
00:15:36I'm not even husband of material.
00:15:37I don't really even like her.
00:15:38Ah, well, you better become the right material real quick, or you can kiss that CEO position.
00:15:45Au revoir.
00:15:46Wait a minute.
00:15:47Are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:15:51Victoria, I'm hurt.
00:15:54Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:15:57Think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.
00:16:01And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:16:08So both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
00:16:20Oh, no.
00:16:29Oh, no.
00:16:52I'm not going to be stuck on this flight.
00:16:57Hey, wifey, what's wrong?
00:16:58You know, couples typically fly together.
00:17:03Well, good thing we're not a real couple.
00:17:05Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.
00:17:07Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.
00:17:10Well, you know what?
00:17:10You should probably call him and tell him that, and then he'll be smooth sailing for me, guys.
00:17:14C-E-O.
00:17:17You wish.
00:17:18Hmm.
00:17:21Is that really necessary?
00:17:23Yeah.
00:17:24Okay.
00:17:27Can I help you?
00:17:29Hi.
00:17:29Um, I'd like to request to move my seat.
00:17:32I can't sit next to this man.
00:17:35She's exaggerating.
00:17:36I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full, and I'm unable to talk about any request.
00:17:41Okay, thanks.
00:17:43Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.
00:17:46And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me,
00:17:50because then maybe you'll make it to the top.
00:17:53Shut up!
00:17:55You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.
00:18:01Brat.
00:18:21Hey, Vic.
00:18:25Yes.
00:18:27Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?
00:18:37Don't give in.
00:18:38Don't give in.
00:18:39Don't give in.
00:18:42Don't give in.
00:18:43Don't give in.
00:18:43Don't give in.
00:18:55Miss?
00:18:56Miss.
00:18:57Miss.
00:18:58Excuse me.
00:19:00We're about to reach our destination.
00:19:01I'll need you to prepare for landing.
00:19:07What the hell?
00:19:12What's happening?
00:19:14Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?
00:19:17Are you serious?
00:19:18I'm not an animal.
00:19:20Why the hell would I do that?
00:19:22Then why is your hand on my thigh?
00:19:31Now how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping too?
00:19:35I'm warning you, Gavin.
00:19:36Oh, yeah?
00:19:37Keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:39Oh, my God.
00:19:40Well, you know what?
00:19:41I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.
00:19:48You remember that?
00:19:49Just admit it.
00:19:50You've always had the hearts for me.
00:19:52They took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want.
00:19:55Let me tell you something.
00:19:56It takes two to tango, and from where I'm sitting, it looks like you've been drooled all over my fucking
00:20:01clothes.
00:20:09Jesus.
00:20:13Excuse me.
00:20:14Bye.
00:20:39What do you want, Gavin?
00:20:41We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:44It's never going to work.
00:20:45Why not?
00:20:46Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job, and we don't get along.
00:20:52We both know it.
00:20:53Well, you know what?
00:20:54We should probably figure out how to do that, because we're married now.
00:20:59And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk, so every single moment is going to count.
00:21:11What are you doing?
00:21:14Like I said, every single moment counts, so we should probably make it worth our time.
00:21:23By doing what?
00:21:26Well, we are married, so we should probably do what married people do.
00:21:52Like I said, we're married now.
00:22:05sorry to interrupt victoria you have a client waiting um but i can tell them that you're
00:22:11occupied if you need more time no no it's fine i'll be with them when i'll be i'll be with
00:22:16them
00:22:16in a minute what the fuck was that it was a kiss oh come on you don't have to tell
00:22:24me that
00:22:24no it was unprofessional i can lose my job if anyone sees that you don't think that i need
00:22:30this job too not like i do all right you don't have to worry about money gavin so i still
00:22:35have
00:22:35that luxury okay well you know what i need this job just as much as you need it and besides
00:22:41cornelius wants us to stay together so uh public pda is probably going to score us points if you
00:22:47didn't know you're not going to score any points with me okay and try that again i'm going to see
00:22:53you for sexual harassment yeah i'm gonna do it
00:23:03so you actually kissed me back so if you try to sue me for sexual harassment it's probably gonna be
00:23:11a little tricky don't you think
00:23:16fine whatever i'm just gonna have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until
00:23:21cornelius names and the ceo great yeah that's a good idea well you know what stay out of my
00:23:26fucking way i have a client anyway good luck
00:23:34um please
00:23:39after you
00:23:41she is annoying
00:23:47hello
00:23:48hello did you get named ceo yet no you know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it
00:23:56yeah i'm aware thank you i'm going to get it no matter what it's going to cost got it
00:24:22it's going to cost it
00:24:28yeah
00:24:48Something wrong?
00:24:50I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart for over 15 minutes!
00:24:59Perhaps I could help.
00:25:18Hi, Mr. Hartley!
00:25:20Hi, Victoria. Hi.
00:25:22Why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?
00:25:26There was a meeting?
00:25:32Um, I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.
00:25:35Oh, yeah? Then why did you respond to the meeting request?
00:25:43Gavin!
00:25:44Yeah. Good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.
00:25:49Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.
00:25:53Come on!
00:26:00Victoria!
00:26:01Thanks for, uh, the new client.
00:26:05She was a breeze to schmooze.
00:26:10You asshole.
00:26:12This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.
00:26:15You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but...
00:26:18I gotta go.
00:26:20We got another meeting.
00:26:21See ya!
00:26:22You know what?
00:26:23Sweatjackets.
00:26:30Oops!
00:26:33Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:34That's coffee!
00:26:35I'm so clumsy.
00:26:37I'm sorry.
00:26:40Yeah, this is a little childish antic.
00:26:42You're really gonna get CEO of the Year from doing this bullshit.
00:26:45You're one to talk.
00:26:46Good luck with your next meeting.
00:26:47Hmm.
00:26:51Oof.
00:26:52It's his problem.
00:26:54Hmm.
00:26:54He'll be fine.
00:26:55He had a little accident.
00:26:57But, um...
00:26:59Anyway, what can I do for you?
00:27:00Uh, nothing, really.
00:27:02Just thought I'd, uh...
00:27:03Swing by.
00:27:04Say hi.
00:27:05Oh.
00:27:06Oh.
00:27:06Hi.
00:27:07How are you doing?
00:27:09Better now.
00:27:10Um, you always brighten up the office, so...
00:27:14Hey, are you going to that, uh, investor's dinner thing tomorrow night?
00:27:18Uh...
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:20Um...
00:27:20I don't think I had a choice.
00:27:22Would you maybe want to go with me?
00:27:26Eh!
00:27:27Nope.
00:27:29She can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.
00:27:34Gavin.
00:27:35Only.
00:27:39Oh, uh...
00:27:41Sorry.
00:27:41I-I-I didn't know.
00:27:43Um, this is, uh...
00:27:45New.
00:27:46I guess that makes sense, you know?
00:27:47Why I saw you two...
00:27:49Kissing each other the other day.
00:27:51Uh...
00:27:52No, no, no.
00:27:52Um, just...
00:27:53Yeah, forget it.
00:27:54Tony, we're not actually married.
00:27:56He just has a...
00:27:57Really big crush on me.
00:27:59He practically pees himself every time he sees me.
00:28:01Oh, that's okay.
00:28:03You don't have to...
00:28:05Deny it.
00:28:06I mean...
00:28:06We all know it's true.
00:28:08Right?
00:28:10You know, I can't...
00:28:11I can't wait to, uh...
00:28:13To go with my...
00:28:16My...
00:28:19Wife.
00:28:21To dinner tonight.
00:28:24Okay, uh...
00:28:25Well...
00:28:26I guess I'll, um...
00:28:29See you later, then.
00:28:31Bye, Tony.
00:28:33Seriously?
00:28:35What?
00:28:36Don't ever do that again.
00:28:38Come on.
00:28:39You liked it.
00:28:40No. No, I didn't.
00:28:41Cause now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.
00:28:44Good.
00:28:46Because you are.
00:28:50Wifey.
00:28:58Get the fuck away from me.
00:29:00Get the fuck away from me.
00:29:10I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?
00:29:12Lactose intolerance is no joke.
00:29:14Oh, and, uh...
00:29:15Bring it upstairs for me.
00:29:17Got it. Almond milk as always.
00:29:25Oh!
00:29:26Here's your coffee, Vic.
00:29:28Oh, thanks.
00:29:29Um, I can take the other one to Gavin.
00:29:31You sure?
00:29:32Of course.
00:29:33I need to talk to him about something anyway.
00:29:35Oh, thank you.
00:29:36You're such a lifesaver.
00:29:37I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley,
00:29:40and I could use every minute of it.
00:29:42Not a problem at all.
00:29:44I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?
00:29:46Sure.
00:29:47Something like that.
00:30:02Prepare to shit yourself.
00:30:16Prepare to shit yourself.
00:30:17uh strategies right we'll be able to minimize um okay normal be normal
00:30:24peace offering you know for yesterday thanks you know that's uh surprisingly thoughtful of you
00:30:45as you can see with our four-month development plan our focus is to minimize the prep time
00:30:51and optimize the department workflow to ensure that there is an
00:30:56in time i need you to excuse me for one second
00:31:20i'm so sorry about this um if i may i'd like to continue the presentation myself
00:31:29yes that would be wonderful victoria
00:31:33all right as he was saying to ensure quality product we have a unique form of communication
00:31:40that ensures transparency between client and production and with all that being said we are
00:31:47not only on the top charts for this business quarter we also have a 95 success rate impressive
00:31:54well you clearly know your stuff we need that kind of expertise in our marketing thank you
00:32:01well here at hartley industries we are passionate about delivering successful results to our
00:32:07clients well this is uh certainly a quality product where do i sign ah i can have a contract
00:32:14written up today and sent to your office immediately great oh and victoria can you prepare a follow-up
00:32:21presentation for my team by the end of the week absolutely um consider it done
00:32:28that is the victoria i remember that is the victoria i remember great job
00:32:34oh
00:32:37yeah hey what the
00:32:39fuck did you do to my drink huh me
00:32:43what i don't know what you're talking about
00:32:46um the meeting went great but looks like you're not the only one who knows how to salvage a disaster
00:32:52well you did this on purpose and you're gonna fucking pay for it
00:33:01game on oh
00:33:19hmm
00:33:20heaven's been way too quiet this week
00:33:24i wonder what he's plotting for revenge
00:33:27hey
00:33:28can you do me a favor can you look over the conference room while i take a second and don't
00:33:35let anyone in anyone got it time for me to scratch your back i owe you one anyway
00:33:54hey
00:33:56hey hey you've been working awfully hard thought i'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up
00:34:03there you go victoria told me not to let anyone in who said anything about letting me in
00:34:09i mean what i'm not gonna just come here and i don't know see my favorite and beautiful
00:34:17secretary
00:34:19kevin
00:34:20but uh i actually really need to get into
00:34:24this room can we just bend the rules just a little bit please
00:34:27pretty please i left a i left a folder in there that i need
00:34:32fine just be quick and do not tell victoria
00:34:35you're not okay hey my lips are sealed
00:34:58oh
00:35:02see you later
00:35:19all right welcome everyone our vision at harley industries is to become the world's leading
00:35:26provider of sustainable technology through solutions for everyday living and we will do
00:35:31that is by what is this is this the logo of our competition um are you using sensitive data
00:35:42between different clients you're sharing confidential information with our competition
00:35:47no no i would never do that that's exactly what this looks like i can't believe this is happening
00:35:53um we trusted you you'll hear from our lawyers no no no no no no i'm so sorry
00:36:05gavin you did this i didn't do anything that's enough
00:36:10you two are fired whoa
00:36:21fired i'm mr hartley look your little pranks are now costing this company clients just because
00:36:31you are two of my best does not mean that i should have to put up with all of these
00:36:36reckless shenanigans
00:36:39you know mr hartley please um i don't know about gavin here but i promise i'm done with the pranks
00:36:45okay
00:36:45you know what you can consider me prankless from now on all right you know you two keep saying that
00:36:50you're gonna get better but i'm not seeing it i'm not running a circus here so you two clowns better
00:36:57get
00:36:57your shit together or else you will really be gone really be gone this time for real
00:37:14hi i'm calling for an update on my mother
00:37:20i understand i'll get you the money i promise i have a promotion coming soon
00:37:30i'm sorry were you not just in the same meeting that i was in
00:37:35that promotion didn't happen in sweetheart you're gonna be lucky if you can even keep your job
00:37:49there you two bozos are i've been looking for you for us oh yes i have decided to give you
00:37:56another shot god help me so we're not fired not if you can secure this client you're not he is
00:38:05giving
00:38:05us another shot don't ask me why but there is a caveat okay what is it well he needs the
00:38:13deal done
00:38:14by the end of this weekend he's going on vacation with his lovely wife so you two will be spending
00:38:22the
00:38:23weekend with him and the lovely wife in their cabin and don't say anything to me i do not want
00:38:29to hear it
00:38:29i don't care
00:38:30i don't care
00:39:10you know this is still your fault right okay well clearly you are forgetting the sequence of
00:39:15events because you are the one that swapped the drinks which is why i'm just trying to survive
00:39:19this chaos that you have caused look at this ready
00:39:29welcome you two so glad you decided to come especially so soon after your wedding
00:39:34come on i'll show you to your rooms thank you please after you sweetheart
00:39:54and here's where you'll spend your nights feel free to freshen up and settle in we should have dinner in
00:40:02a few hours thank you we're staying in this room together yes well you're married right
00:40:14yeah trust me i don't want to be around you or you're snoring
00:40:20either
00:40:22please
00:40:32i'm going to go to the spa
00:40:33you need it
00:40:34fun
00:40:42you
00:40:49you
00:40:56you
00:40:57you
00:40:58you
00:41:07um you know i knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually
00:41:14can you just help me zip up please sure
00:41:43oh wow i see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled
00:41:52when you're ready i'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company right of course
00:42:04you know i think we should probably go present our pitch yeah right good idea uh dress
00:42:20well you two better be careful because nori here is amazing
00:42:24eight-time family world champion thank you
00:42:30i would never okay i'm up yes
00:42:43they can't they can't do to me
00:42:45no i don't think so
00:42:49picasso over here
00:43:08well i certainly didn't see that coming come on honey let's leave the lovebirds alone
00:43:22uh where'd they go
00:43:25i think we just gave them a show
00:43:44you know i might not be a genius but i do know that she's belong on the bet
00:43:53and i'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep
00:43:56oh you're joking right
00:43:58doesn't look like i'm joking
00:44:00oh maybe not because then you would be crazy because i'm not sleeping on the floor
00:44:07with the sheets that you put on the floor because you know what we're both adults we're both married
00:44:12and we are both going to sleep in the bed
00:44:15fine
00:44:16but if you snore i'm kicking you out of the bed
00:44:18yeah well you know what the same thing goes for you sweetheart
00:44:22go snore
00:44:28what are you doing
00:44:29i'm getting comfortable
00:44:36you can't be serious
00:44:38um go ahead and put your pjs back on
00:44:42pajamas
00:44:45no i only sleep naked
00:44:46yeah not tonight
00:44:47oh i'm sorry
00:44:49not tonight
00:44:50what are you gonna do you gonna
00:44:51come over here and put the clothes on for me
00:44:55all right well i'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked
00:44:57so i'll just take the floor
00:44:59okay fine fine
00:45:01fine
00:45:02fine
00:45:02fine
00:45:05fine
00:45:06fine
00:45:06fine
00:45:08i'll put boxers on all right
00:45:10that gonna make you happy
00:45:13sweetheart
00:45:15start
00:45:21you gonna get the sheets
00:45:25just lay down
00:45:31yeah i was thinking that was my idea
00:45:32you're saying
00:45:38okay let's go in and shut up
00:45:47no i'm sorry
00:45:53i'll do
00:45:54so
00:45:55that
00:46:01okay
00:46:30Hey nerds, come here.
00:46:33Well, congratulations.
00:46:36The client loved your pitch and your flexibility with staying with him over the weekend.
00:46:42So we have secured the deal.
00:46:44Yes.
00:46:45That's great, Mr. Hartley.
00:46:47So, as a token of his appreciation, he has asked me to give you this.
00:46:54One month of luxurious living in his stunning condo.
00:46:59Uh, wait.
00:47:01I already have a place to live.
00:47:03So do I need it?
00:47:04Yeah, so do I.
00:47:05Yeah.
00:47:06Well, now you have two.
00:47:09And you cannot insult Norm by turning this down.
00:47:14Remember, it is your little marriage that helped seal this deal.
00:47:18So do not mess it up.
00:47:40Oh, okay.
00:47:45Okay.
00:47:48I got the door for you.
00:47:49That's okay.
00:47:50I got it.
00:47:50Oh, okay.
00:47:53Oh.
00:47:54My lady.
00:48:11You can take the couch.
00:48:12Oh, come on.
00:48:13Really?
00:48:13It'll do your sprota some good to live like the common folk for once.
00:48:17Oh, you see?
00:48:18I just think you're scared that you might give in to your urges if you were to sleep in bed
00:48:22with me.
00:48:23Hmm.
00:48:24I don't think that'll be a problem, Kevin.
00:48:29I do.
00:48:29I don't know.
00:48:32You have to be struggling with youriss.
00:48:37I don't know.
00:48:41I don't know.
00:48:47You are to be uncertain.
00:49:07so you can cook
00:49:11a little bit
00:49:12my grandfather taught me
00:49:14he was all about
00:49:16family dinners
00:49:21okay
00:49:22maybe I could
00:49:25help
00:49:32well did he teach you how to cook
00:49:34for dates too
00:49:37maybe
00:49:40is this a date
00:49:42I don't think you can date your wife
00:49:45well I don't think
00:49:46anything about our marriage
00:49:47is conventional
00:49:50yeah
00:49:50good point
00:49:52you want to say a trick
00:49:53yeah
00:49:59pretty impressive
00:50:00a little something
00:50:11let me take it for you
00:50:19what are you doing
00:50:20so Norm imported a special brand of ice cream
00:50:24and I want you to try
00:50:25I
00:50:26I
00:50:27I
00:50:27okay
00:50:34what's amazing
00:50:35do you do it
00:50:36I
00:50:37have a
00:50:40I
00:50:41I
00:50:59I
00:51:04I
00:51:06I
00:51:06I
00:51:06I
00:51:08I
00:51:11Should we take this to the bedroom?
00:51:18Nice try, but no.
00:51:21Your little tactics won't work here.
00:51:23Okay, what tactics?
00:51:24Trying to weasel your way into my bedroom.
00:51:27It catches all yours, hubby.
00:51:48Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
00:51:52Um, hi, Douglas.
00:51:53It's nice to see one of our top investors.
00:51:56How are you?
00:51:56Very well, thank you.
00:51:59You know, Victoria, I've heard so much about you.
00:52:01I'd love to get some coffee sometime and discuss business.
00:52:06Um, maybe, but...
00:52:09Well, if it isn't my favorite playboy.
00:52:13Playboy?
00:52:14Yeah.
00:52:16Um, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:18Does that mean you're free for me to steal you again?
00:52:21Not exactly.
00:52:22No.
00:52:26Oh, I see.
00:52:28Have you got something going on with Miss Lockhart?
00:52:33It's complicated.
00:52:36Well, let's uncomplicate.
00:52:39Don't you think?
00:52:49Don't you think?
00:52:56You know what?
00:52:58Maybe I'll take you up on that coffee.
00:53:00It might be nice to talk business.
00:53:02Maybe even more?
00:53:03That sounds great.
00:53:05I'll make sure it's worth your while.
00:53:07What's your availability next week?
00:53:08Uh, let me check my calendar.
00:53:10Come here.
00:53:12Okay.
00:53:13Um, Charlotte, uh, okay.
00:53:16Like I said, I am a little bit occupied, okay?
00:53:19It's a little complicated.
00:53:22Listen, I want to help you, Gavin.
00:53:25I know you're having a meeting with Duostar Group.
00:53:28I just so happen to have some inside information that'll make your presentation stand out among the rest.
00:53:43You know what, Charlotte, why don't we get together and, um, rekindle things?
00:53:49Perfect.
00:54:00Hey, you two dummies.
00:54:02Come with me.
00:54:03I have a couple of very influential clients that I'd need to introduce you to.
00:54:07Come on.
00:54:08You know, I've got some insider info on those clients.
00:54:13If you still want to see opposition, this could be your ticket.
00:54:25Had a nice night with, uh, Douglas, huh?
00:54:29Why?
00:54:30Are you jealous?
00:54:32Me?
00:54:32Jealous?
00:54:33No.
00:54:35Funny, because it sure sounds like you are.
00:54:37Not jealous.
00:54:39Just concerned.
00:54:41Concerned?
00:54:42Mm-hmm.
00:54:42About what?
00:54:43I'm a big girl.
00:54:45I've lived my whole life without you.
00:54:46Maybe just concerned that you're trying to use him to get ahead.
00:54:50That's all.
00:54:50Oh, here we go again with the sleeping to the top rhetoric.
00:54:53Nope.
00:54:54Didn't say that.
00:54:54And you're one to talk.
00:54:56You've been using people for years.
00:54:59You're just mad that I'm playing the game smart.
00:55:01Okay, you know what?
00:55:02Forgive me for looking out for you.
00:55:05All right?
00:55:06Looking out for me?
00:55:07Yes.
00:55:08How could you possibly do that with your tongue down Charlotte's throat?
00:55:13Okay, you know what?
00:55:13Forget it.
00:55:14All right?
00:55:15Good night, Victoria.
00:55:21Good night.
00:55:22Good night, Calvin.
00:55:23Good night.
00:56:05Good night.
00:56:30Thanks, John.
00:57:01What the hell?
00:57:06Good morning.
00:57:07Sunshine, you better join me?
00:57:11As delightful as that looks, I'll pass.
00:57:16Yours, Alice?
00:57:19Maybe later.
00:57:20I'm gonna go for a run.
00:57:22You have time to do that before work?
00:57:24Yeah, I'm eating your cancer.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:28Good.
00:57:29Well, I guess I'll see you at the office.
00:57:50I'll see you at the office.
00:58:03Where's Gavin?
00:58:04Oh, um, something came up, but don't worry.
00:58:08He's prepped me on the presentation, so we're not gonna waste your time.
00:58:11Please go ahead and take a seat.
00:58:22Gavin, your It's Complicated is here with Douglas.
00:58:26As you can see, Harley Industries is the perfect company to fulfill your needs.
00:58:31So, if you'd like-
00:58:33Victoria!
00:58:34Hi!
00:58:35Listen, I'm so sorry to interrupt, sweetheart.
00:58:37The baby is at home.
00:58:39It's crying.
00:58:41We really have to go.
00:58:43What?
00:58:46Um, baby?
00:58:48What baby?
00:58:49I don't have a baby.
00:58:50Listen, I know that it's still so new, but you do have a baby, sweetheart.
00:58:54It's just a postpartum psychosis that's talking.
00:58:57She's a little-
00:58:57Hold on, the what?
00:58:58Nothing.
00:58:59He's crazy.
00:59:00Well, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have time for these games.
00:59:04Sir, I am so sorry to interrupt your dinner.
00:59:06Just let me get Miss Springs out of here and get her home, okay?
00:59:10Come on, sweetheart.
00:59:11Uh, thank you so much.
00:59:12Come on.
00:59:12I will be right back, gentlemen.
00:59:14Thank you so much, honey, sweetheart.
00:59:15Yes!
00:59:15Check out the pasta.
00:59:16It's really cool.
00:59:17You got it.
00:59:24Real nice.
00:59:25A baby?
00:59:26Really?
00:59:26Yeah, a baby.
00:59:27What do you think?
00:59:28You can cancel my appointment and steal my clients without any consequences?
00:59:31You know, I think this is all in the past.
00:59:33Sorry to interrupt.
00:59:35Hi.
00:59:35Gavin.
00:59:36Yes.
00:59:36I just spoke with Douglas and the clients, and they are willing to continue the meeting,
00:59:40not only with you, not Victoria.
00:59:42That is wonderful.
00:59:43Please tell them I will be right there.
00:59:47You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:59:49Okay, I was a bitch.
00:59:50Bye.
00:59:55You know, you owe me for that.
00:59:59Oh.
01:00:00Okay.
01:00:00And, uh...
01:00:02What would you like in return?
01:00:05A date.
01:00:07A date?
01:00:14I didn't know you were so funny, Gavin.
01:00:16That's what makes me so charming.
01:00:18Hmm.
01:00:19Hmm.
01:00:25Clearly we weren't together long enough for me to discover all these sides of you.
01:00:33What do you say we take this somewhere more... private?
01:00:39Hmm.
01:00:41Might as well have some fun.
01:00:44Victoria sure as hell won't care.
01:00:46Sure.
01:00:47Why not?
01:00:53Hm.
01:01:06Do you like wine?
01:01:08Yes.
01:01:15It's a little hot in here.
01:01:19Do you mind if I just get comfortable?
01:01:42I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
01:01:47Make sure that...
01:01:48It's not what you think, right?
01:01:49Oh, forget it.
01:01:50I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
01:01:52Yes.
01:01:53Make sure that she's gone before I get back.
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