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00:00:00yes I know my last payment is half of what I owe okay but I promise I'll get
00:00:12it in by the end of the week oh I'm gonna need a raise fast so how you
00:00:21feeling after the great Gavin won the Tillman proposal don't even mention it
00:00:25and great isn't exactly the word I'd use for that Nippo baby tell me how you
00:00:30really feel I mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done and others
00:00:35like Gavin just use friends and dirty tactics to win proposals what Nippo
00:00:40baby speak of the devil
00:00:55you know I'm offended well actually on a second thought I'm not because I don't
00:01:05really care about the opinions of my lesser competition and that's my cue to
00:01:13leave bye Tony that's your competition huh pretty sure I landed that massive deal
00:01:21with Denison just two weeks ago remember that I like to call that a lucky break
00:01:27well we'll see how lucky you are when mr. Hartley announces his resignation and
00:01:31names me CEO my first order of business firing you well good luck because
00:01:38everybody in this office knows that job is mine
00:01:48report to the boardroom for a new court meeting
00:01:53thank you thank you thank you all I appreciate it very much thank you all I appreciate it very much
00:02:23thank you well I I know that you all are very busy so I will not take up a
00:02:29whole lot of your time today really just here to make a small announcement I have
00:02:36decided that I am going to retire within the next three months I know it's sad I
00:02:45know so the search for the new CEO of Hartley industries will begin immediately that position is mine
00:02:58in other news I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company has finally gone
00:03:10through it has happened ladies and gentlemen thank you all so very much for your your time and your
00:03:17hard work you've all done an extraordinary job so thank you I appreciate it and on that note
00:03:23I will let that go for today you're all dismissed thank you very much except Gavin and Victoria can you come see me for a moment please thank you
00:03:31thank you
00:03:33yeah
00:03:35so it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees
00:03:41thank you and you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal so I feel like it's time for a little celebration
00:03:49there you go
00:03:58uh what is this that is your celebration and all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas yes thank you
00:04:19it's
00:04:21oh
00:04:23oh
00:04:25so
00:04:27oh
00:04:29oh
00:04:31oh
00:04:33oh
00:04:37oh
00:04:39oh
00:04:41oh
00:04:43oh
00:04:45Hey, Gavin, looks like the last of your competition has arrived.
00:04:53Well, I only said that to make her feel better.
00:04:57There's no competition when you're at the top.
00:05:00I got this for you.
00:05:02That's so kind.
00:05:03Isn't that nice?
00:05:04I love that kind of awfulness in an employee.
00:05:07Gavin, hello.
00:05:09Are you enjoying yourself?
00:05:10Yes, of course.
00:05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal.
00:05:15Right?
00:05:15Can I offer you both a drink?
00:05:17That would be lovely.
00:05:18Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:29Whoops.
00:05:33Oh, my God.
00:05:34I'm sorry.
00:05:35That was a mistake.
00:05:37Um, why are you just standing here?
00:05:39Why don't you go help her?
00:05:42Well, that's the last thing I want to do.
00:05:44But I got to keep the boss happy.
00:05:46There's a promotion on the line.
00:05:48Yes.
00:05:52Oh.
00:05:52What the hell are you doing?
00:05:54You peeping on me like some weird peeping tong?
00:05:56No.
00:05:57Um, no.
00:05:59I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
00:06:02Bullshit.
00:06:03You came here to save face, Gavin.
00:06:06Save face?
00:06:07Save face about what?
00:06:08You did that on purpose, Gavin.
00:06:10You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
00:06:15Okay.
00:06:16Listen.
00:06:17I swear.
00:06:18I did not do that on purpose, okay?
00:06:19You did it to yourself, actually.
00:06:21Get the hell out.
00:06:30This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
00:06:36Dude, Comilis is not impressed.
00:06:39You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can kiss any possibility that CEO position
00:06:42could buy.
00:06:45Give me this.
00:06:46Go.
00:06:47Just go.
00:06:54Peace offering?
00:06:58And then it helps.
00:07:00Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
00:07:03I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
00:07:06I don't need you to cleanly spill another drink of me.
00:07:08Okay.
00:07:08First of all, that's not what I meant.
00:07:10Oh, yeah.
00:07:11Well, I guess what this is about is you're sucking up to Cornelius because he just gave
00:07:15you the riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
00:07:17Um, yeah.
00:07:20Yeah, okay.
00:07:21Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
00:07:24Okay.
00:07:24Wait, hold on a second.
00:07:25Listen.
00:07:25I'm sorry.
00:07:26Okay?
00:07:26I didn't mean to...
00:07:28Excuse me.
00:07:36Oh.
00:07:37Hello?
00:07:37I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the
00:07:46hold.
00:07:49Please give me more time.
00:07:57Trouble in paradise.
00:08:00Mind your business, Gavin.
00:08:02Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
00:08:04You're the last person that I'd go to.
00:08:08This is all just a game to you.
00:08:10What is?
00:08:12This job.
00:08:14But you don't need it.
00:08:17You don't need money, Gavin.
00:08:19You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
00:08:23You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
00:08:26Okay, you know what?
00:08:27You don't know a fucking thing about me first.
00:08:29So you should probably stop being so judgmental and realize you're not the only person on this
00:08:33planet that has something going wrong with them.
00:08:35Enough!
00:08:36What is going on here?
00:08:37Will you two keep your voices down, please?
00:08:39I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.
00:08:44Cool it.
00:08:45Sorry, Ms. Charlie.
00:08:45I'm sorry, Ms. Charlie.
00:08:47Not another word.
00:08:53Way to go.
00:08:54You started that.
00:08:55Okay, all right.
00:08:59All right.
00:09:00All right.
00:09:01Thank you all very much.
00:09:03Welcome.
00:09:03Welcome.
00:09:04This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
00:09:07At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
00:09:13You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned.
00:09:16I don't know.
00:09:16But I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
00:09:24It's so important.
00:09:26It means more than all the money in the world to me.
00:09:29So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
00:09:37Cheers.
00:09:37Hey, you know, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
00:09:51In your dreams.
00:09:52Oh, ouch.
00:09:53Okay, you know what?
00:09:54I'm going to need a shot.
00:09:55Bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
00:10:00As long as you're paying.
00:10:02Sure.
00:10:07Hey, you're going to throw up?
00:10:23Hell no.
00:10:24You're going to throw up first.
00:10:37Hey, please, turn it off.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:49I had to stop.
00:10:51I had to stop.
00:10:57Where am I?
00:10:58This isn't my bed.
00:10:59Yeah, this isn't mine either.
00:11:00Javin, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:03Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:06No.
00:11:07No.
00:11:08Yeah, what the fuck?
00:11:08Give me the legget.
00:11:10Stop!
00:11:10Give me!
00:11:11We're so getting fired.
00:11:13Let go!
00:11:15Give me the legget.
00:11:17Stop!
00:11:17Let go!
00:11:18Grab the shirt!
00:11:20Come on!
00:11:20What the hell happened?
00:11:24Well, I don't know.
00:11:25Did...
00:11:26Did you?
00:11:29Did we?
00:11:30No.
00:11:31Gross.
00:11:31Absolutely not.
00:11:32Okay, Vicky.
00:11:33It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
00:11:36Don't call me.
00:11:37Vicky!
00:11:37No!
00:11:37Hey!
00:11:38It's Cornelius.
00:11:45What does he want?
00:11:46How the hell should I know?
00:11:49You gonna answer?
00:11:50You gonna let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
00:11:56Hello?
00:11:57Good morning, Victoria.
00:12:00I would like to see you right now in the lobby.
00:12:05And bring Gavin with you.
00:12:07Right here, this human with Gavin.
00:12:14I would say that it has something to do with this.
00:12:22Oh, my God.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:31Oh, my God.
00:12:32This is a disaster.
00:12:34Quentin's just gonna think I'm sleeping my way up to the top.
00:12:36Finally.
00:12:37You see?
00:12:38I'm at the top.
00:12:38Okay, let me tell you something, all right?
00:12:40If I had known that all it's gonna take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo, I probably
00:12:45would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
00:12:47How did this even happen?
00:12:48What were we thinking?
00:12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but whatever.
00:12:54Okay, so, what are we gonna do about Cornelius?
00:12:58We don't even know if he knows, right?
00:13:00So if he brings it up, just downplay it?
00:13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
00:13:03You've heard him, okay?
00:13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
00:13:07If we don't do that, he's gonna think we're mocking the fucking company.
00:13:10We can't have that.
00:13:11Ugh, I hate that you're right.
00:13:12Fuck.
00:13:13You know what?
00:13:14Screw you, Gavin.
00:13:15Screw me?
00:13:16Oh, you mean again.
00:13:18Because you already did that last night.
00:13:19Victoria, we need to talk.
00:13:42Hi.
00:13:45This is my room.
00:13:46What are you talking about?
00:13:46This is my room.
00:13:47Look at that.
00:13:48That could be Cornelius.
00:13:49Oh.
00:13:54Morning, boss.
00:13:56You, um, you need to see me, Cornelius?
00:13:59Gavin is here.
00:14:01What a shocker.
00:14:05Uh, so, anyway, what is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?
00:14:15Yeah, we didn't actually meet for anything.
00:14:17Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
00:14:18No.
00:14:18Okay, enough!
00:14:20I am not happy.
00:14:23You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
00:14:30This is not a good look.
00:14:32Not for you, not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
00:14:36Look, let me explain it.
00:14:40Shut up!
00:14:41Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.
00:14:46And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas, but you cannot run a company on rivalry.
00:14:53You run a company on teamwork.
00:14:55So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
00:15:04It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:15:16Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:15:17I am serious as a heart attack.
00:15:19You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues but as husband and wife.
00:15:31Well, no, no, no, no, that's not fair.
00:15:32I'm not wife material.
00:15:34You know what, I'm not even husband of material.
00:15:37I don't really even like her.
00:15:38Well, you better become the right material real quick or you can kiss that CEO position au revoir.
00:15:46Wait a minute, are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:15:51Victoria, I'm hurt.
00:15:53Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:15:57Think of it more as a really big important project that you have to do.
00:16:01And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:16:08So, both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
00:16:21Oh, no.
00:16:28Hmm.
00:16:31All right.
00:16:37Excuse me.
00:16:40Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, please put your bag away.
00:16:51The rise.
00:16:55I am not going to be stuck on this flight with you.
00:16:57The wifey?
00:16:57What's wrong?
00:16:58You know, couples typically fly together.
00:17:03Well, good thing we're not a real couple.
00:17:05Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.
00:17:06Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.
00:17:10Well, you know what?
00:17:10You should probably call him and tell him that and then it'll be smoothly sailing for me, guys.
00:17:14C-E-O.
00:17:16You wish.
00:17:21Is that really necessary?
00:17:23Yeah.
00:17:23Can I help you?
00:17:28Hi, um, I'd like to request to move my seat.
00:17:32I can't sit next to this man.
00:17:35She's exaggerating.
00:17:36I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full and I'm unable to talk without your request.
00:17:40Okay, thanks.
00:17:43Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.
00:17:46And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me,
00:17:50because then maybe you'll make it to the top.
00:17:53Shut up!
00:17:55You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.
00:18:01We're at...
00:18:10Hey, Vic.
00:18:25Yes?
00:18:27Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?
00:18:33Don't give in.
00:18:38Don't give in.
00:18:39Don't give in.
00:18:42Don't give in.
00:18:42Don't give in.
00:18:55Miss?
00:18:56Miss?
00:18:57Miss, excuse me.
00:19:00We're about to reach our destination.
00:19:01I want you to prepare for landing.
00:19:03What the hell?
00:19:12What's happening?
00:19:14Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?
00:19:17Are you serious?
00:19:19I'm not an animal.
00:19:20Why the hell would I do that?
00:19:23Then why is your hand on my thigh?
00:19:24Now how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping too?
00:19:35I'm warning you, Gavin.
00:19:36Oh yeah?
00:19:37Keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:39Oh my god.
00:19:40Well, you know what?
00:19:41I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.
00:19:47Do you remember that?
00:19:48Just admit it.
00:19:49You've always had the hearts for me.
00:19:52They took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want.
00:19:55Let me tell you something.
00:19:56It takes two to tango and from where I'm sitting it works like you can drool all over my
00:20:01fucking clothes.
00:20:09Jesus.
00:20:13Excuse me.
00:20:14Bye.
00:20:14What do you want, Gavin?
00:20:41We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:44It's never going to work.
00:20:44Why not?
00:20:46Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job and we don't get along.
00:20:52We both know it.
00:20:53Well, you know what?
00:20:54We should probably figure out how to do that because we're married now.
00:20:58And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk.
00:21:02So every single moment is going to count.
00:21:11What are you doing?
00:21:14Like I said, every single moment counts.
00:21:17So we should probably make it worth our time.
00:21:23By doing what?
00:21:24Well, we are married.
00:21:27So we should probably do what married people do.
00:21:29Go on.
00:21:31Fuck.
00:21:35Suck.
00:21:42Hide.
00:21:47Oh,
00:21:47you.
00:21:47I know.
00:21:47I know.
00:21:48Wait.
00:21:50I know.
00:21:54I know.
00:21:55Sorry to interrupt
00:22:06Victoria, you have a client waiting
00:22:08But I can tell him that you're occupied
00:22:11If you need more time
00:22:13No, no, it's fine
00:22:14I'll be with him in a minute
00:22:17What the fuck was that?
00:22:21It was a kiss
00:22:22Oh, come on, you don't have to tell me that
00:22:24No, it was unprofessional
00:22:26I can lose my job if anyone sees that
00:22:29You don't think that I need this job too?
00:22:31Not like I do
00:22:32You don't have to worry about money, Gavin
00:22:34So I still have that luxury
00:22:36Okay, well you know what?
00:22:37I need this job just as much as you need it
00:22:40And besides, Cornelius wants us to stay together
00:22:43So public PDA is probably going to score us points
00:22:47If you didn't know
00:22:48You're not going to score any points with me
00:22:50Oh yeah?
00:22:51Okay, and try that again
00:22:52I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment
00:22:54Yeah, I'm going to do it
00:22:57So, you actually kissed me back
00:23:06So if you try to sue me for sexual harassment
00:23:09It's probably going to be a little tricky
00:23:12Don't you think?
00:23:15Fine
00:23:16Whatever
00:23:17I'm just going to have to suck it up
00:23:19And wait out for these few months
00:23:20Until Cornelius names me CEO
00:23:22Great!
00:23:23Yeah
00:23:23That's a good idea
00:23:24Well you know what?
00:23:25Stay out of my fucking way
00:23:26I have a client anyway
00:23:28Good luck
00:23:28Police?
00:23:37After you?
00:23:42She is annoying
00:23:43Hello?
00:23:49Did you get named CEO yet?
00:23:52No
00:23:52You know your inheritance from your grandfather
00:23:55Depends on it
00:23:56Yeah, I'm aware
00:23:57Thank you
00:23:58I'm going to get it
00:23:59No matter what it's going to cost
00:24:00Got it?
00:24:01Okay
00:24:01Thank you
00:24:06Got it
00:24:06I'm just going to catch it
00:24:09You know what?
00:24:09I have a newbie
00:24:10I have to travel
00:24:11I have to travel
00:24:11All right
00:24:11Bye
00:24:12Bye
00:24:12Bye
00:24:12All right
00:24:13Bye
00:24:13Bye
00:24:13Bye
00:24:14Bye
00:24:15Bye
00:24:15Bye
00:24:15Bye
00:24:15Bye
00:24:15Bye
00:24:16Bye
00:24:16Bye
00:24:28Bye
00:24:29Bye
00:24:29Something wrong?
00:24:50I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart for over 15 minutes.
00:24:56Perhaps I could help.
00:25:05Hi, Mr. Hartley.
00:25:19Why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?
00:25:26There was a meeting?
00:25:28I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.
00:25:34Oh yeah?
00:25:35Then why did you respond to the meeting request?
00:25:41Gavin!
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44Good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.
00:25:47Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.
00:25:51Come on!
00:26:00Victoria!
00:26:02Thanks for the new client.
00:26:05She was a breeze to schmooze.
00:26:10You asshole.
00:26:13This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.
00:26:15You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but I gotta go.
00:26:20We got another meeting.
00:26:21See you.
00:26:22You know what?
00:26:23Some jackets.
00:26:30Oops!
00:26:31Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:35That's coffee!
00:26:36I'm so clumsy.
00:26:37I'm sorry.
00:26:40Yeah, this is a little childish antic.
00:26:42You're really gonna get CEO of the Year from doing this bullshit.
00:26:45You're one to talk.
00:26:46Good luck with your next meeting.
00:26:52Oof.
00:26:53It's his problem.
00:26:54He'll be fine.
00:26:55He had a little accident.
00:26:57I don't know.
00:26:58Anyway, what can I do for you?
00:27:00Uh, nothing really.
00:27:01Just thought I'd, uh, swing by.
00:27:04Say hi.
00:27:05Oh.
00:27:06Oh.
00:27:07Hi.
00:27:08How are you doing?
00:27:09Better now.
00:27:10Um, you always brighten up the office, so.
00:27:14Hey, are you going to that, uh, investors dinner thing tomorrow night?
00:27:18Uh, yeah.
00:27:19Um, I didn't think I had a choice.
00:27:22Would you maybe want to go with me?
00:27:25Uh.
00:27:27Hey!
00:27:28Nope.
00:27:29She can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.
00:27:34Gavin.
00:27:35Oh, me.
00:27:40Oh, uh.
00:27:41Sorry.
00:27:42I-I-I didn't know.
00:27:43Um, this is, uh, new.
00:27:46I guess that makes sense.
00:27:47You know why I saw you two kissing each other the other day?
00:27:51No, no, no, no.
00:27:52Um, just, yeah, forget it.
00:27:53Yeah, forget it.
00:27:54Tony, we're not actually married.
00:27:56He just has a really big crush on me.
00:27:59He practically pees himself every time he sees me.
00:28:01Oh, that's okay.
00:28:03You don't have to deny it.
00:28:05I mean, we all know it's true, right?
00:28:08You know, I can't-I can't wait to, uh, to go with my-my-wife.
00:28:21To dinner tonight.
00:28:23Okay, uh, well, I guess I'll, um, see you later then.
00:28:31Bye, Tony.
00:28:32Seriously?
00:28:33What?
00:28:34Don't ever do that again.
00:28:37Come on.
00:28:39You liked it.
00:28:40No.
00:28:41No, I didn't.
00:28:42Because now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.
00:28:44Good.
00:28:46Because you are.
00:28:48Wifey.
00:28:50Wifey.
00:28:58Get the fuck away from me.
00:29:00Hm.
00:29:01I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?
00:29:12And lactose intolerance is no joke.
00:29:14Yeah.
00:29:15Oh, and, uh, bring it upstairs for me.
00:29:17Got it.
00:29:18Almond milk as always.
00:29:26Oh, here's your coffee, Vic.
00:29:28Oh, thanks.
00:29:29Um, I can take the other one to Gavin.
00:29:31You sure?
00:29:32Of course.
00:29:33I need to talk to him about something anyway.
00:29:35Oh, thank you.
00:29:36You're such a lifesaver.
00:29:37I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley,
00:29:40and I could use every minute of it.
00:29:42Not a problem at all.
00:29:44I scratched your back, you scratched mine, right?
00:29:46Sure.
00:29:47Something like that.
00:29:59Nope.
00:30:00Nope.
00:30:01Prepare to shit yourself.
00:30:02Nope.
00:30:03yourself if you look at our uh four quarter four quarter should i say i'll say four quarter okay
00:30:14if you look at our four quarter uh development uh strategies right we'll be able to minimize
00:30:21um okay normal be normal
00:30:24be sovereign you know for yesterday thanks you know that's uh surprisingly thoughtful of you
00:30:45as you can see with our four-month development plan our focus is to minimize the prep time
00:30:52and optimize the department workflow to ensure that there is an in
00:31:07i need you to excuse me for one second
00:31:09i'm so sorry about this um if i may i'd like to continue the presentation myself
00:31:29yes that would be wonderful victoria
00:31:31all right as he was saying to ensure quality product we have a unique form of communication
00:31:40that ensures transparency between client and production and with all that being said we are
00:31:47not only on the top charts for this business quarter we also have a 95 success rate impressive
00:31:54well you clearly know your stuff we need that kind of expertise in our marketing
00:32:00thank you well here at hartley industries we are passionate about delivering successful results
00:32:06to our clients well this is uh certainly a quality product where do i sign ah i can have a contract
00:32:14written up today and sent to your office immediately great oh and victoria can you prepare a follow-up
00:32:21presentation for my team by the end of the week absolutely um consider it done
00:32:26that is the victoria i remember great job
00:32:33oh
00:32:37yeah
00:32:37hey what the
00:32:39what the fuck did you do to my drink huh me who else i don't know what you're talking about
00:32:46um the meeting went great but looks like you're not the only one who knows how to salvage a disaster
00:32:52well you did this on purpose and you're gonna fucking pay for it
00:32:56aim on
00:33:02oh
00:33:03oh
00:33:15Hmm, Kevin's been way too quiet this week
00:33:22I wonder what he's plotting for revenge
00:33:26Hey, can you do me a favor?
00:33:31Can you look over the conference room while I take a second
00:33:34And don't let anyone in
00:33:36Anyone
00:33:37Got it, time for me to scratch your back
00:33:40I owe you one anyway
00:33:45Hey
00:33:55Hey, you've been working awfully hard
00:33:59Thought I'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up
00:34:03There you go
00:34:04Victoria told me not to let anyone in
00:34:06Who said anything about letting me in?
00:34:08Hmm?
00:34:09I mean, what am I not?
00:34:10I just come here and, I don't know
00:34:12See, my favorite and beautiful secretary
00:34:18Kevin
00:34:19But, uh, I actually really need to get into this room
00:34:24Can we just bend the rules just a little bit, please?
00:34:28Bernie, please?
00:34:28I left a, I left a folder in there that I need
00:34:31Fine, just be quick and do not tell Victoria
00:34:35That's okay
00:34:36Hey
00:34:36My lips
00:34:37Are sealed
00:34:39See you later
00:35:03All right, welcome everyone
00:35:21Our vision at Harley Industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable technology
00:35:27Through solutions for everyday living
00:35:29And we will do this by
00:35:32What is this?
00:35:38Is this the logo of our competition?
00:35:40Um
00:35:40Are you using sensitive data between different clients?
00:35:44You're sharing confidential information with our competition?
00:35:48No, no, I would never do that
00:35:49That's exactly what this looks like
00:35:51I can't believe this is happening
00:35:53Um
00:35:53We trusted you
00:35:54You'll hear from our lawyers
00:35:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:35:59I'm so sorry
00:35:59No
00:35:59Gavin, you did this
00:36:06I didn't do anything
00:36:07That's enough
00:36:08You two
00:36:11Are fired
00:36:13Whoa
00:36:14What?
00:36:18F-
00:36:18Fired?
00:36:21Mr. Hartley
00:36:23Look
00:36:23Your little pranks are now costing this company clients
00:36:30Just because you are two of my best
00:36:32Does not mean that I should have to put up with all of these reckless shenanigans
00:36:38You know what, Mr. Hartley, please
00:36:40Um, I don't know about Gavin here
00:36:42But I promise
00:36:43I'm done with the pranks
00:36:45Okay, you know what?
00:36:45You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?
00:36:47You know, you two keep saying that you're gonna get better
00:36:51But I'm not seeing it
00:36:52I'm not running a circus here
00:36:54So you two clowns better get your shit together
00:36:59Or else you will really be gone
00:37:01Really be gone this time
00:37:02For real
00:37:03Thank you
00:37:04Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother
00:37:16I-I understand
00:37:21I-I'll get you the money
00:37:24I promise I have a promotion coming soon
00:37:27I'm sorry
00:37:31Were you not just in the same meeting that I was in?
00:37:34That promotion ain't happening, sweetheart
00:37:37You're gonna be lucky if you can even keep your job
00:37:40What's wrong?
00:37:49There you two bozos are
00:37:50I've been looking for you
00:37:51For us?
00:37:53Oh
00:37:53Yes
00:37:54I have decided to give you another shot
00:37:57God help me
00:37:58So we're not fired?
00:38:01Not if you can secure this client
00:38:03You're not
00:38:04He is giving us another shot
00:38:06Don't ask me why
00:38:07But there is a caveat
00:38:09Okay, what is it?
00:38:12Well, he needs the deal done by the end of this weekend
00:38:15But he's going on vacation
00:38:17With his lovely wife
00:38:20So you two
00:38:21Will be spending the weekend with him
00:38:23And the lovely wife
00:38:25In their cabin
00:38:27And don't say anything to me
00:38:28I do not want to hear it
00:38:29I don't care
00:38:30I do not want to hear it
00:38:31I do not want to hear it
00:38:32I do not want to hear it
00:38:33I do not want to hear it
00:38:34I do not want to hear it
00:38:35I do not want to hear it
00:38:36I do not want to hear it
00:38:37I do not want to hear it
00:38:38I do not want to hear it
00:38:39I do not want to hear it
00:38:40I do not want to hear it
00:38:41I do not want to hear it
00:38:42I do not want to hear it
00:38:43I do not want to hear it
00:38:44I do not want to hear it
00:38:45I do not want to hear it
00:38:46I do not want to hear it
00:38:47I do not want to hear it
00:38:48you know this is still your fault right okay well clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events
00:39:15because you are the one that swapped the drinks which is why i'm just trying to survive this chaos
00:39:20that you have caused look at this ready
00:39:23welcome you two so glad you decided to come especially so soon after your wedding
00:39:34come on i'll show you to your rooms thank you please after you sweetheart
00:39:41and here's where you'll spend your nights feel free to freshen up and uh settle in we should have
00:40:02dinner in a few hours thank you we're staying in this room together yes well you're married right
00:40:10right um yeah trust me i don't want to be around you or you're snoring
00:40:18either please
00:40:22i'm going to the spa you need it fun
00:40:34oh
00:40:44you know i knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually
00:40:59can you just help me zip up please sure
00:41:19oh
00:41:29well i see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled
00:41:50when you're ready i'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company right of course
00:41:57you know i think we should probably go present our pitch yeah right good idea
00:42:09uh uh dress
00:42:11well you two better be careful because norm here is amazing at the ternary
00:42:25eight-time family world champion thank you
00:42:28i would never okay i'm up okay i'm up yes all right
00:42:34oh
00:42:36it's getting hot
00:42:40they can't they can't do to you
00:42:45no i don't think so
00:42:47picasso over here
00:42:50well i certainly didn't see that coming
00:43:12come on honey let's leave the lovebirds alone
00:43:15uh where'd they go
00:43:24i think we just gave them a show
00:43:28well
00:43:30that's what winners do
00:43:32you got
00:43:36something
00:43:37here
00:43:38you know i might not be a genius
00:43:49but i do know that sheets belong on the bed
00:43:52and i'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep
00:43:56oh
00:43:56you're joking right
00:43:59doesn't look like i'm joking
00:44:00oh
00:44:00maybe not
00:44:02because then you would be crazy because
00:44:05i'm not sleeping on the floor
00:44:07with the sheets that you put on the floor
00:44:09because you know what
00:44:10we're both adults
00:44:11we're both married
00:44:12and we are both going to sleep
00:44:13in the bed
00:44:14fine
00:44:15but if you snore i'm kicking you out of the bed
00:44:18yeah well you know what
00:44:19the same thing goes for you sweetheart
00:44:21don't snore
00:44:22what are you doing
00:44:29i'm getting comfortable
00:44:30that you can't be serious
00:44:38um
00:44:39go ahead and put your pjs back on
00:44:41pajamas
00:44:42no
00:44:44i only sleep naked
00:44:46yeah not tonight
00:44:47oh
00:44:48i'm sorry
00:44:49not tonight
00:44:50what are you gonna do
00:44:50you gonna
00:44:50come over here
00:44:52and put the clothes on for me
00:44:53all right
00:44:55well i'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked
00:44:57so
00:44:58i'll just take the floor
00:44:59okay fine
00:45:00fine
00:45:00fine
00:45:01fine
00:45:02fine
00:45:03fine
00:45:05fine
00:45:06i'll put boxers on
00:45:10all right
00:45:10that gonna make you happy
00:45:13sweetheart
00:45:14it's a start
00:45:16you gonna get the sheets
00:45:22just lay down
00:45:26yeah i was thinking that was my idea
00:45:32you're saying
00:45:34okay let's
00:45:39call it a
00:45:40shut up
00:45:40yeah yeah
00:45:42what about he was going to do
00:45:43what he could do
00:45:43i was going to help you
00:45:44and the piece
00:45:44man
00:45:46he was gonna go
00:45:47in the head
00:45:49yeah
00:45:49uh
00:45:50do i can't wait
00:45:51they'll be out
00:45:52yeah
00:45:52yeah
00:45:53yeah
00:45:54yeah
00:45:54yeah
00:45:55yeah
00:45:56yeah
00:45:57yeah
00:45:59yeah
00:45:59yeah
00:46:00yeah
00:46:01yeah
00:46:01yeah
00:46:02yeah
00:46:02yeah
00:46:03yeah
00:46:04yeah
00:46:04Hey, nerds.
00:46:31Come here.
00:46:32Well, congratulations.
00:46:36The client loved your pitch and your flexibility with staying with him over the weekend.
00:46:42So we have secured the deal.
00:46:44Yes.
00:46:45That's great, Mr. Hartley.
00:46:47So, as a token of his appreciation, he has asked me to give you this.
00:46:54One month of luxurious living in his stunning condo.
00:46:59Uh, wait.
00:47:01I already have a place to live, so...
00:47:03Yeah, so do I.
00:47:05Yeah.
00:47:06Well, now you have two.
00:47:09And you cannot insult Norm by turning this down.
00:47:13Remember, it is your little marriage that helped seal this deal.
00:47:19So do not mess it up.
00:47:22Oh, okay.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:42I got the door for you.
00:47:49That's okay.
00:47:50I got it.
00:47:50Oh, okay.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:54My lady.
00:47:54You can take the couch.
00:48:12Oh, come on.
00:48:13Really?
00:48:13It'll do your sprota some good to live like the common folk for once.
00:48:17Oh, you see?
00:48:18I just think you're scared that you might give in to your urges if you were to sleep in bed with me.
00:48:23Hmm.
00:48:24I don't think that'll be a problem, Kevin.
00:48:28I do.
00:48:29I don't think that'll be a problem.
00:48:59So you can cook?
00:49:11A little bit.
00:49:12My grandfather taught me.
00:49:14He was all about, uh, family dinners.
00:49:17Hmm.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Maybe I could help.
00:49:29Well, did he teach you how to cook for dates, too?
00:49:36Maybe.
00:49:40Is this a date?
00:49:42I don't think you can date your wife.
00:49:45Well, I don't think anything about our marriage is conventional.
00:49:50Yeah, it might.
00:49:52Want to say a trick?
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:59Pretty impressive.
00:50:00A little something.
00:50:08Let me take it for you.
00:50:19What are you doing?
00:50:20So Norm imported a special brand of ice cream, and I want you to try it.
00:50:26I...
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:29What's amazing?
00:50:35I...
00:50:35Have a...
00:50:38Have a...
00:50:40Have a...
00:50:50Have a...
00:50:52Have a...
00:50:53Should we take this to the bedroom?
00:51:05Should we take this to the bedroom?
00:51:18Nice try, but no.
00:51:21Your little tactics won't work here.
00:51:23Okay, what tactics?
00:51:24Trying to weasel your way into my bedroom.
00:51:27It catches all yours, hubby.
00:51:28Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
00:51:38Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
00:51:51Um, hi Douglas.
00:51:52It's nice to see one of our top investors.
00:51:55How are you?
00:51:57How are you?
00:51:58Very well.
00:52:00You know, Victoria, I've heard so much about you.
00:52:02I'd love to get some coffee sometime and discuss business.
00:52:05Um, maybe, but...
00:52:08Well, if it isn't my favorite playboy.
00:52:12Playboy.
00:52:13Playboy.
00:52:14Yeah.
00:52:15Um, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:17Does that mean you're free for me to steal you again?
00:52:21Not exactly.
00:52:22No.
00:52:23Oh, I see.
00:52:24Have you got something going on with Miss Lockhart?
00:52:29It's complicated.
00:52:31Well, let's uncomplicate things, don't you think?
00:52:52You know what?
00:52:58Maybe I'll take you up on that coffee.
00:53:00It might be nice to talk business.
00:53:02Maybe even more?
00:53:03That sounds great.
00:53:04I'll make sure it's worth your while.
00:53:06What's your availability next week?
00:53:08Uh, let me check my caliper.
00:53:11Okay.
00:53:12Um, uh, Charlotte, uh, okay.
00:53:16Like I said, I am a little bit occupied, okay?
00:53:19It's a little complicated.
00:53:21Listen, I want to help you, Gavin.
00:53:25I know you're having a meeting with Duo Star Group.
00:53:28I just so happen to have some inside information that'll make your presentation stand out among the rest.
00:53:43You know what, Charlotte?
00:53:44Why don't we get together and, um, rekindle things?
00:53:48Perfect.
00:53:49Hey, you two dummies, come with me.
00:54:02I have a couple of very influential clients that I'd need to introduce you to.
00:54:06Come on.
00:54:07You know, I've got some insider info on those clients.
00:54:12If you still want the CEO position, this could be your ticket.
00:54:16Have a nice night with, uh, Douglas, huh?
00:54:29Why?
00:54:30Are you jealous?
00:54:31Me?
00:54:32Jealous?
00:54:33No.
00:54:34Funny, cause it sure sounds like you are.
00:54:37Not jealous, just concerned.
00:54:40Concerned?
00:54:41Mm-hmm.
00:54:42About what?
00:54:43I'm a big girl.
00:54:44I've lived my whole life without you.
00:54:46Maybe just concerned that you're trying to use him to get ahead.
00:54:49That's all.
00:54:50Oh, here we go again with the sleeping to the top rhetoric.
00:54:52Nope.
00:54:53Didn't say that.
00:54:54And you're one to talk.
00:54:56You've been using people for years.
00:54:58You're just mad that I'm playing the game smart.
00:55:01Okay, you know what?
00:55:02Forgive me for looking out for ya.
00:55:05What?
00:55:06Looking out for me?
00:55:07Yes.
00:55:08How could you possibly do that with your tongue down Charlotte's throat?
00:55:12Okay, you know what?
00:55:13Forget it!
00:55:14Alright?
00:55:15Goodnight, Victoria.
00:55:21Goodnight, Kevin.
00:55:32Wow, this is actually really good.
00:55:59I have a brother know about you and all you get consistent with.
00:56:04Here's me Oh my God.
00:56:05My state is getting ready, Kevin.
00:56:06Thank you for joining.
00:56:07shoot.
00:56:10Fuck the hell!
00:56:11Fuck the hell!
00:56:13Fuck the hell!
00:56:14That's young and all I don't know about you.
00:56:15Fuck the hell!
00:56:16Save the hell!
00:56:17And fill your feet,
00:56:17move,
00:56:19keep gas orangen.
00:56:20Fuck the heck!
00:56:28First of all,
00:56:29Thanks, Dad.
00:56:59What the hell?
00:57:06Good morning, sunshine.
00:57:09You can't join me?
00:57:11As delightful as that looks, I'll pass.
00:57:16Your thoughts?
00:57:19Maybe later. I'm gonna go for a run.
00:57:22You have time to do that before work?
00:57:24Yeah, I'm eating your cancer.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:29Well, I guess I'll see you at the office.
00:57:49Dinner tonight?
00:57:49I've got some new clients that I think would be a great fit for Harley Industries.
00:57:54Sure.
00:57:55Just send me the place in time and I'll be there.
00:57:57Where's Gavin?
00:58:04Oh, um, something came up.
00:58:07But don't worry, he's prepped me on the presentation, so we're not gonna waste your time.
00:58:11Please go ahead and take a seat.
00:58:12Gavin, your It's Complicated is here with Douglas.
00:58:26As you can see, Harley Industries is the perfect company to fulfill your needs.
00:58:31So, if you'd like-
00:58:32Victoria!
00:58:34Hi, listen, I'm so sorry to interrupt, sweetheart.
00:58:37The baby is at home, it's crying, and we really have to go.
00:58:43What?
00:58:43Um, baby?
00:58:47What baby?
00:58:48I don't have a baby.
00:58:50Listen, I know that it's still so new, but you do have a baby, sweetheart.
00:58:54It's just a postpartum psychosis that's talking.
00:58:56She's a little-
00:58:57Hold on, the what?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:58:59Nothing.
00:58:59He's crazy.
00:58:59Well, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have time for these games.
00:59:04Sir, I am so sorry to interrupt your dinner.
00:59:06Just let me get Miss Springs out of here and get her home, okay?
00:59:10Come on, sweetheart.
00:59:11Thank you so much.
00:59:12Come on.
00:59:12I will be right back, gentlemen.
00:59:14It's okay, sweetheart.
00:59:15Check out the pasta.
00:59:16It's really-
00:59:16Oh, you got it.
00:59:24Real nice.
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:25A baby?
00:59:25Really?
00:59:26Yeah, a baby.
00:59:27What do you think, you can cancel my appointments and steal my clients without any consequences?
00:59:32You know, I think that's all in the past.
00:59:33Sorry.
00:59:34For you.
00:59:34Interrupt.
00:59:35Hi.
00:59:35Gavin.
00:59:36Yes.
00:59:36I just spoke with Douglas and the clients, and they are willing to continue the meeting,
00:59:40but only with you, not Victoria.
00:59:42That is wonderful.
00:59:43Please tell them I will be right there.
00:59:47You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:59:49Okay, I was a bitch.
00:59:50Bye.
00:59:55You know.
00:59:56Hmm.
00:59:57You all meet for that.
00:59:58Oh.
01:00:00Okay.
01:00:00And, uh, what would you like in return?
01:00:05A date.
01:00:07A date?
01:00:14I didn't know you were so funny, Gavin.
01:00:16That's what makes me so charming.
01:00:19Hmm.
01:00:19Clearly we weren't together long enough for me to discover all these sides of you.
01:00:33What do you say we take this somewhere more private?
01:00:40Hmm.
01:00:41Might as well have some fun.
01:00:43Victoria sure as hell won't care.
01:00:46Sure.
01:00:48Why not?
01:00:48Why not?
01:00:48Do you like going?
01:00:54Yep.
01:00:58Sorry.
01:00:58Hmm.
01:00:59Hmm.
01:01:03Hmm.
01:01:08Yes.
01:01:08Hmm.
01:01:09It's a little hot in here.
01:01:16Do you mind if I just get comfortable?
01:01:21Oh.
01:01:30Gavin, what the hell is this?
01:01:39Really?
01:01:40In our condo?
01:01:41Okay, hold on.
01:01:42Is that what you think you're right?
01:01:43Oh, forget it.
01:01:44I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
01:01:47Make sure that-
01:01:48Is that what you think you're right?
01:01:49Oh, forget it.
01:01:50I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
01:01:53Make sure that she's gone before I get back.
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