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00:00:07yes I know my last payment is half of what I owe okay but I promise I'll get
00:00:12it in by the end of the week oh I'm gonna need a raise fast so how are you
00:00:21feeling after the great Gavin won the Tillman proposal don't even mention it
00:00:25and great isn't exactly the word I'd use for that nepo baby tell me how you really
00:00:31feel I mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done and others like
00:00:35Gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo baby speak of
00:00:44the devil
00:00:58you know I'm offended well actually on a second thought I'm not because I don't
00:01:05really care about the opinions of my lesser competition and that's my cue to leave
00:01:15bye Tony that's your competition huh pretty sure I landed that massive deal with Denison just two
00:01:23weeks ago remember that I like to call that a lucky break well we'll see how
00:01:28lucky you are when mr. Hartley announces his resignation and names me CEO my first
00:01:33order of business firing you well good luck because everybody in this office
00:01:39knows that job is mine report to the board room for a new court meeting
00:01:57so
00:02:19Thank you, thank you, thank you all.
00:02:22I appreciate it very much, thank you.
00:02:23Well, I know that you all are very busy, so I will not take up a whole lot of your
00:02:30time
00:02:30today.
00:02:31Really, I'm just here to make a small announcement.
00:02:36I have decided that I am going to retire within the next three months.
00:02:44I know it's sad, I know.
00:02:45So, the search for the new CEO of Hartley Industries will begin immediately.
00:02:56That position is mine.
00:03:01In other news, I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company
00:03:09has finally gone through.
00:03:11It has happened, ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:12Thank you all so very much for your time and your hard work.
00:03:17You've all done an extraordinary job.
00:03:20So, thank you.
00:03:21I appreciate it.
00:03:21And on that note, we'll let that go for today.
00:03:25You're all dismissed.
00:03:25Thank you very much.
00:03:26Except...
00:03:27Gavin and Victoria, can you come see me for a moment, please?
00:03:32Yeah.
00:03:35So, it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees.
00:03:44And you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal.
00:03:47So, I feel like it's time for a little celebration.
00:03:53There you go.
00:03:57Uh, what is this?
00:04:00That is your celebration.
00:04:01And all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas.
00:04:05Yes.
00:04:32Hello, baby.
00:04:39Hey, Gavin.
00:04:40Looks like the last of your competition has arrived.
00:04:40Hey, Gavin.
00:04:41Looks like the last of your competition has arrived.
00:04:41To me, huh?
00:04:49Hey, Gavin.
00:04:51Looks like less of your competition has arrived.
00:04:53Whoa.
00:04:54I only said that to make her feel better.
00:04:56There's no competition when you're at the top.
00:05:00I got this for you.
00:05:02That's so kind.
00:05:03Isn't that nice?
00:05:04I love that kind of complimenting an employee.
00:05:07Gavin, hello.
00:05:09Are you enjoying yourself?
00:05:10Yes, of course.
00:05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the Calendon deal, right?
00:05:15Can I offer you both a drink?
00:05:17That would be lovely.
00:05:29Whoops.
00:05:33Oh, my God.
00:05:34I'm sorry.
00:05:35That was a mistake.
00:05:37Um, why are you just standing here?
00:05:39Why don't you go help her?
00:05:42Well, that's the last thing I want to do.
00:05:44But I've got to keep the boss happy.
00:05:46There's a promotion on the line.
00:05:48Yes.
00:05:52Oh.
00:05:52What the hell are you doing?
00:05:54You're peeping at me like some weird peeping tong?
00:05:57No.
00:05:57Um, no.
00:05:59I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
00:06:02Bullshit.
00:06:03You came here to save face, Gavin.
00:06:06Save face?
00:06:07Save face about what?
00:06:09You did that on purpose, Gavin.
00:06:10You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
00:06:15Okay.
00:06:16Listen.
00:06:17I swear.
00:06:18I did not do that on purpose, okay?
00:06:19You did it to yourself, actually.
00:06:29Get the hell out.
00:06:30This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
00:06:36Dude.
00:06:37Cornelius is not impressed.
00:06:39You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can kiss any possibility of that
00:06:42CEO position
00:06:43goodbye.
00:06:44Give me this.
00:06:46Go.
00:06:47Just go.
00:06:54Peace offering?
00:06:58And then it helps.
00:07:00Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
00:07:03I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
00:07:06I don't need you to cleanly spill another drink of me.
00:07:08Okay.
00:07:08First of all, that's not what I meant.
00:07:10Oh, yeah.
00:07:11Well, I guess what this is about is you seconding up to Cornelius because he just gave you the
00:07:15riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
00:07:17Um, no.
00:07:20Yeah, okay.
00:07:21Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
00:07:24Okay.
00:07:24Wait, hold on a second.
00:07:25Listen.
00:07:25I'm sorry.
00:07:26Okay?
00:07:26I didn't mean to...
00:07:30Excuse me.
00:07:36Uh, hello?
00:07:42I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the
00:07:46hold.
00:07:49Please give me more time.
00:07:57Trouble in paradise?
00:08:00Find your business, Gavin.
00:08:02Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
00:08:05You're the last person that I'd go to.
00:08:08This is all just a game to you.
00:08:10What is?
00:08:12This job.
00:08:15You don't need it.
00:08:17You don't need money, Gavin.
00:08:19You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
00:08:23You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
00:08:26Okay, you know what?
00:08:27You don't know a fucking thing about me first, so you should probably stop being so judgmental
00:08:31and realize you're not the only person on this planet that has something going wrong with them.
00:08:35Enough!
00:08:36What is going on here?
00:08:37Will you two keep your voices down, please?
00:08:39I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.
00:08:44Cool it.
00:08:45Sorry, Miss Harley.
00:08:55Sorry, Miss Harley.
00:08:58Okay, all right.
00:08:59All right.
00:09:00All right.
00:09:01Thank you all very much.
00:09:03Welcome, welcome.
00:09:04This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
00:09:07At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
00:09:13You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned.
00:09:16I don't know, but I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
00:09:24It's so important.
00:09:26It means more than all the money in the world to me.
00:09:29So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
00:09:37Cheers.
00:09:43Hey.
00:09:44You know, um, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
00:09:51In your dreams.
00:09:52Oh, ouch.
00:09:53Okay, you know what?
00:09:54I'm going to need a shot.
00:09:55Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
00:10:00As long as you're paying.
00:10:02Sure.
00:10:06I can.
00:10:08Oh!
00:10:10Ah.
00:10:11Yeah, right, yeah.
00:10:13Can I do the other one, please?
00:10:14Thanks.
00:10:14Here.
00:10:15Okay, all right.
00:10:16So.
00:10:22Are you going to throw up?
00:10:23Hell no.
00:10:25You're going to throw up first.
00:10:37Hey, please, turn it off.
00:10:42Okay.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:49No, I have to stop.
00:10:51All right.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:52Let's see.
00:10:57Where am I?
00:10:58This isn't my bed.
00:10:59Yeah, this isn't mine either.
00:11:01Javin, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:03Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:06No.
00:11:07Oh.
00:11:08Yeah, what the fuck?
00:11:08Give me the leg.
00:11:10Stop!
00:11:10Give me!
00:11:11We're so getting fired.
00:11:13Let go!
00:11:15Give me the leg.
00:11:17Stop!
00:11:18Let go!
00:11:18Grab the shirt!
00:11:20Come on!
00:11:23What the hell happened?
00:11:24Well, I don't know.
00:11:26Did...
00:11:28Did you?
00:11:29Did we?
00:11:30No.
00:11:31Gross.
00:11:31Absolutely not.
00:11:32Okay, Vicky.
00:11:33It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
00:11:36Don't call me Vicky.
00:11:37No!
00:11:38Hey!
00:11:43It's Cornelius.
00:11:45What does he want?
00:11:46Who the hell should I know?
00:11:49You're going to answer?
00:11:50You're going to let him keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
00:11:56Hello?
00:11:57Good morning, Victoria.
00:12:00We would like to see you right now in the lobby.
00:12:05And bring Gavin with you.
00:12:08I'm assuming I'm with Gavin.
00:12:14I would say that it has something to do with this.
00:12:22Oh.
00:12:23My.
00:12:23God.
00:12:28Oh, jeez.
00:12:31Oh, my God.
00:12:32This is a disaster.
00:12:34Greenhouse is going to make me not sleeping my way up to the top.
00:12:36Finally.
00:12:37Do you see?
00:12:38I'm at the top.
00:12:39Okay.
00:12:39Let me tell you something, all right?
00:12:41If I had known that all it was going to take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo, I
00:12:45probably would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
00:12:47How did this even happen?
00:12:48What were we thinking?
00:12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but whatever.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:55So, what are we going to do about Cornelius?
00:12:58We don't even know if he knows, right?
00:13:00So, if he brings it up, just downplay it?
00:13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
00:13:03You've heard him, okay?
00:13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
00:13:07If we don't do that, he's going to think we're mucking the fucking company.
00:13:10We can't have that.
00:13:11I hate that you're right.
00:13:12Fuck.
00:13:13You know what?
00:13:14Screw you, Gavin.
00:13:15Screw me?
00:13:16Oh, you mean again.
00:13:18Because you already did that last night.
00:13:40Victoria, we need to talk.
00:13:42Hi.
00:13:45This is my room.
00:13:46What are you talking about?
00:13:46This is my room.
00:13:47Look at that.
00:13:48That could be Cornelius.
00:13:49This is my room.
00:13:50This is my room.
00:13:54Morning, boss.
00:13:56You, um, you need to see me, Cornelius?
00:14:00Gavin is here.
00:14:01What a shocker.
00:14:04Uh, so, anyway, what is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?
00:14:15Yeah, we didn't actually mean for anything.
00:14:17Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
00:14:18No.
00:14:19Okay, enough.
00:14:20I am not happy.
00:14:23You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
00:14:31This is not a good look.
00:14:32Not for you, not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
00:14:39Look, let me explain it.
00:14:40Shut up!
00:14:42Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.
00:14:47And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas, but you cannot run a company on
00:14:52rivalry.
00:14:53You run a company on teamwork.
00:14:55So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
00:15:09You want us to stay married?
00:15:12It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:15:18Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:15:20I am serious as a heart attack.
00:15:22You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues, but as husband and
00:15:29wife.
00:15:31Well, no, no, no.
00:15:32That's not fair.
00:15:32I'm not wife material.
00:15:34Yeah, she's not wife material.
00:15:36You know what?
00:15:36I'm not even husband of material.
00:15:37I don't really even like her.
00:15:39Well, you better become the right material real quick, or you can kiss that CEO position au revoir.
00:15:46Wait a minute.
00:15:47Are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:15:51Oh, Victoria, I'm hurt.
00:15:54Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:15:57Think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.
00:16:01And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:16:08So both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
00:16:37Excuse me.
00:16:40Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, please put your bag away.
00:16:51Surprise.
00:16:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:55I am not going to be stuck on this flight with you.
00:16:57You wifey, what's wrong?
00:16:58Um, you know, couples typically fly together.
00:17:03Well, good thing we're not a real couple.
00:17:05Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.
00:17:07Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.
00:17:10Well, you know what?
00:17:10You should probably call him and tell him that, and then it'll be smooth sailing for me, guys.
00:17:14C-E-O.
00:17:17You wish.
00:17:18Hmm.
00:17:21Is that really necessary?
00:17:23Yeah.
00:17:27Can I help you?
00:17:28Hi, um, I'd like to request to move my seat.
00:17:32I can't sit next to this man.
00:17:35She's exaggerating.
00:17:36I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full, and I'm unable to talk about any request.
00:17:41Okay, thanks.
00:17:43Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.
00:17:46And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me,
00:17:50because then maybe you'll make it to the top.
00:17:53Shut up!
00:17:55You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.
00:18:01Brat.
00:18:02Brat.
00:18:19Brat.
00:18:21Hey, Vic.
00:18:24Yes.
00:18:27Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?
00:18:37Don't give in. Don't give in. Don't give in. Don't give in. Don't give in. Don't give in.
00:18:55Miss? Miss? Miss? Excuse me. We're about to reach our destination. I'll need you to prepare for landing.
00:19:07What the hell?
00:19:12What's happening?
00:19:14Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?
00:19:17Are you serious? I'm not an animal. Why the hell would I do that?
00:19:22Then why is your hand on my thigh?
00:19:27Oh.
00:19:31Now how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping too?
00:19:35I'm warning you, Gavin.
00:19:36Oh yeah?
00:19:37Keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:39Oh my god.
00:19:40Well, you know what? I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.
00:19:48You remember that?
00:19:49Just admit it. You've always had the hearts for me.
00:19:52They took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want.
00:19:55Let me tell you something. It takes two to tango. And from where I'm sitting, it looks like you've been
00:20:00drawing all over my fucking clothes.
00:20:12Excuse me. Bye.
00:20:15Bye.
00:20:20Bye.
00:20:21Bye.
00:20:39What do you want, Kevin?
00:20:41We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:44It's never going to work.
00:20:45Why not?
00:20:46Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job,
00:20:49and we don't get along.
00:20:51Come on. We both know it.
00:20:53Well, you know, we should probably figure out how to do that,
00:20:55because we're married now.
00:20:59And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk,
00:21:02so every single moment is going to count.
00:21:11What are you doing?
00:21:14Like I said, every single moment counts,
00:21:17so we should probably make it worth our time.
00:21:23By doing what?
00:21:26Well, we are married,
00:21:27so we should probably do what married people do.
00:21:34No, no.
00:22:02Sorry.
00:22:05Sorry to interrupt.
00:22:07Victoria, you have a client waiting.
00:22:10I can tell them that you're occupied if you need more time.
00:22:13No, no, it's fine.
00:22:15I'll be with them in a minute.
00:22:19What the fuck was that?
00:22:21It was a kiss.
00:22:23Oh, come on, you don't have to tell me that.
00:22:25No, it was unprofessional.
00:22:26I can lose my job if anyone sees that.
00:22:29You don't think that I need this job too?
00:22:31Not like I do.
00:22:32You don't have to worry about money, Gavin.
00:22:35So we still have that luxury.
00:22:36Okay, well, you know what?
00:22:37I need this job just as much as you need it.
00:22:40And besides, Cornelius wants us to stay together.
00:22:43So public PDA is probably going to score us points, if you didn't know.
00:22:48You're not going to score any points with me.
00:22:51Oh, yeah?
00:22:51Okay, and try that again.
00:22:52I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.
00:22:55Yeah, I'm going to do it.
00:23:03So, you actually kissed me back.
00:23:06So if you try to sue me for sexual harassment, it's probably going to be a little tricky, don't you
00:23:13think?
00:23:15Fine.
00:23:16Whatever.
00:23:17I'm just going to have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until Cornelius names me
00:23:22CEO.
00:23:23Great.
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24That's a good idea.
00:23:25Well, you know what?
00:23:25Stay out of my fucking way.
00:23:27I have a client anyway.
00:23:28Good luck.
00:23:37Police.
00:23:40After you?
00:23:42She is annoying.
00:23:47Hello?
00:23:49Did you get named CEO yet?
00:23:52No.
00:23:53You know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it.
00:23:56Yeah, I'm aware.
00:23:58I'm going to get it, no matter what it's going to cost.
00:24:01Got it?
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:34I'm going to get it.
00:24:48Something wrong?
00:24:50I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart for over 15 minutes.
00:24:56Ah.
00:24:59Perhaps I could help.
00:25:22Why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?
00:25:26There was a meeting?
00:25:32Um, I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.
00:25:35Oh, yeah?
00:25:36Then why did you respond to the meeting request?
00:25:43Gavin.
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:45Good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.
00:25:48Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.
00:25:53Come on!
00:25:59Victoria!
00:26:01Thanks for, uh, the new client.
00:26:05She was a breeze to schmooze.
00:26:07Schmooze.
00:26:10You asshole.
00:26:12This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.
00:26:15You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but I gotta go.
00:26:20We got another meeting.
00:26:21See you.
00:26:22You know what?
00:26:23Sweat jackets.
00:26:33Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:34That's coffee.
00:26:35I'm so clumsy.
00:26:37I'm sorry.
00:26:40Yeah, this is a little childish antic.
00:26:42You're really going to get CEO of the year from doing this bullshit.
00:26:45You're one to talk.
00:26:46Good luck with your next meeting.
00:26:51Oof.
00:26:52It's his problem.
00:26:54He'll be fine.
00:26:55He had a little accident.
00:26:59Anyway, what can I do for you?
00:27:00Nothing, really.
00:27:02Just thought I'd, uh, swing by.
00:27:04Say hi.
00:27:05Oh, well, hi.
00:27:07How are you doing?
00:27:08I hope I'm better now.
00:27:10You always brighten up the office, so.
00:27:13Hey, are you going to that, uh, investor's dinner thing tomorrow night?
00:27:18Uh, yeah.
00:27:19Um, I didn't think I had a choice.
00:27:22Would you?
00:27:23Do you maybe want to go with me?
00:27:26Nope.
00:27:28Well, she can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.
00:27:34Gavin.
00:27:35Oh, me.
00:27:39Oh, uh, sorry.
00:27:41I, I, I, I didn't know.
00:27:43Um, this is, uh, new.
00:27:46I guess that makes sense.
00:27:47You know, I saw you two kissing each other the other day.
00:27:51I mean, um, just, yeah, forget it.
00:27:54Tony, we're not actually married.
00:27:56He just has a really big crush on me.
00:27:59He practically pees himself every time he sees me.
00:28:01Oh, that's okay.
00:28:03You don't have to deny it.
00:28:05I mean, we all know it's true, right?
00:28:10You know, I can't, I can't wait to, uh, to go with my, my wife.
00:28:21To dinner tonight.
00:28:24Okay, uh, well, I guess I'll, um, see you later then.
00:28:31Bye, Tony.
00:28:33Seriously?
00:28:35What?
00:28:35Don't ever do that again.
00:28:37Come on.
00:28:39You liked it.
00:28:40No, no, I didn't.
00:28:41Because now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.
00:28:44Good.
00:28:46Because you are.
00:28:50Wifey.
00:28:58Get the fuck away from me.
00:29:10I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?
00:29:12Lactose intolerance is no joke.
00:29:14Yeah.
00:29:15Oh, and, uh, bring it upstairs for me.
00:29:17Got it.
00:29:17Almond milk as always.
00:29:25Oh, here's your coffee, Vic.
00:29:28Oh, thanks.
00:29:29Um, I can take the other one to Gavin.
00:29:31You sure?
00:29:32Of course.
00:29:33I need to talk to him about something anyway.
00:29:34Oh, thank you.
00:29:36You're such a lifesaver.
00:29:37I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley,
00:29:40and I could use every minute of it.
00:29:42Not a problem at all.
00:29:44I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?
00:29:46Sure.
00:29:47Something like that.
00:30:02Prepare to shit yourself.
00:30:09If you look at our four-quarter, four-quarter, should I say, I'll say four-quarter, okay.
00:30:14If you look at our four-quarter development strategies, right, we'll be able to minimize,
00:30:20um, okay, normal, be normal, be normal, be sovereign, you know, for yesterday.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:34You know, that's, uh, surprisingly thoughtful of you.
00:30:45As you can see with our four-month development plan, our focus is to minimize the prep time
00:30:51and optimize the department workflow to ensure that there is an entire...
00:30:57Oh.
00:31:00Oh.
00:31:02Uh.
00:31:06I need you to excuse me for one second.
00:31:20I'm so sorry about this.
00:31:24Um, if I may, I'd like to continue the presentation myself.
00:31:29Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.
00:31:32Uh-huh.
00:31:33Uh-huh.
00:31:34All right.
00:31:34As he was saying, to ensure quality product, we have a unique form of communication that ensures
00:31:41transparency between client and production.
00:31:44And with all that being said, we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter,
00:31:50we also have a 95% success rate.
00:31:53Impressive.
00:31:54Well, you clearly know your stuff.
00:31:56We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.
00:32:01Well, here at Hartley Industries, we are passionate about delivering successful results to our clients.
00:32:07Well, this is, uh, certainly a quality product.
00:32:11Hmm.
00:32:11Where do I sign?
00:32:12Oh.
00:32:13I can have a contract written up today and sent to your office immediately.
00:32:18Great.
00:32:19Oh, and Victoria, can you prepare a follow-up presentation for my team by the end of the week?
00:32:24Absolutely.
00:32:25Um, consider it done.
00:32:28That is the Victoria I remember.
00:32:31Great job.
00:32:33Ooh.
00:32:37Yeah?
00:32:38Hey.
00:32:39What the fuck did you do to my drink, huh?
00:32:41Me?
00:32:43What?
00:32:43I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:44Oh.
00:32:46Um, the meeting went great, but...
00:32:49Looks like you're not the only one who knows how to salvage a disaster.
00:32:52Well, you did this on purpose, and you're gonna fucking pay for it.
00:33:02Game on.
00:33:03Oh, okay.
00:33:05Oh.
00:33:09Oh.
00:33:19Hmm.
00:33:20Kevin's been way too quiet this week.
00:33:24I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.
00:33:27Hey!
00:33:28Hey!
00:33:29Can you do me a favor?
00:33:31Can you look over the conference room while I take a second?
00:33:35And don't let anyone in.
00:33:37Anyone.
00:33:38Got it.
00:33:39Time for me to scratch your back.
00:33:41I owe you one anyway.
00:33:54Hey.
00:33:56Hey!
00:33:57Hey!
00:33:57You've been working awfully hard.
00:34:00Thought I'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up.
00:34:03There you go.
00:34:04Victoria told me not to let anyone in.
00:34:06Who said anything about letting me in?
00:34:09I mean, what, no, I just come here and, I don't know, see my favorite and beautiful secretary.
00:34:19Kevin.
00:34:20But, uh, I actually really need to get into this room.
00:34:25Can we just bend the rules just a little bit, please?
00:34:28Pretty, please?
00:34:28I left a, I left a folder in there that I need.
00:34:32Fine.
00:34:33Just be quick and do not tell Victoria.
00:34:35That's okay.
00:34:36Hey.
00:34:36My lips are sealed.
00:34:59Oh.
00:35:02See you later.
00:35:04Hey.
00:35:19All right.
00:35:20Welcome, everyone.
00:35:23Our vision at Harley Industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable technology
00:35:28through solutions for everyday living.
00:35:29And we will do this by...
00:35:36What is this?
00:35:38Is this the logo of our competition?
00:35:40Um.
00:35:40Are you using sensitive data between different clients?
00:35:44You're sharing confidential information with our competition?
00:35:48No, no, I would never do that.
00:35:49That's exactly what this looks like.
00:35:51I can't believe this is happening.
00:35:53Um.
00:35:53We trusted you.
00:35:55You'll hear from our lawyers.
00:35:57No.
00:35:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:59I'm so sorry.
00:35:59No.
00:36:05Gavin, you did this.
00:36:06I didn't do anything.
00:36:07That's enough!
00:36:10You two are fired.
00:36:14Whoa.
00:36:14What?
00:36:18F...
00:36:21Fired?
00:36:22I'm...
00:36:22Mr. Hartley.
00:36:23Look.
00:36:25Your little pranks are now costing this company clients.
00:36:30Just because you are two of my best does not mean that I should have to put up with all
00:36:35of these reckless shenanigans.
00:36:39You know what, Mr. Hartley, please.
00:36:40Um, I don't know about Gavin here, but I promise I'm done with the pranks.
00:36:45Okay, you know what?
00:36:45You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?
00:36:48You know, you two keep saying that you're going to get better, but I'm not seeing it.
00:36:53I'm not running a circus here.
00:36:54So you two clowns better get your shit together, or else you will really be gone, really be
00:37:02gone this time, for real!
00:37:04Stupid fuck.
00:37:09Oh!
00:37:14Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother.
00:37:20I understand.
00:37:23I'll get you the money.
00:37:25I promise I have a promotion coming soon.
00:37:30I'm sorry, were you not just in the same meeting that I was in?
00:37:35That promotion ain't happening, sweetheart.
00:37:38You're going to be lucky if you can even keep your job.
00:37:45What's wrong?
00:37:49There you two bozos are, I've been looking for you.
00:37:52For us?
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:54Yes.
00:37:54I have decided to give you another shot.
00:37:57God help me.
00:38:00So we're not fired?
00:38:01Not if you can secure this client, you're not.
00:38:04He is giving us another shot?
00:38:07Don't ask me why, but there is a caveat.
00:38:10Okay, what is it?
00:38:12Well, he needs the deal done by the end of this weekend.
00:38:16But he's going on vacation with his lovely wife.
00:38:20So you two will be spending the weekend with him and the lovely wife in their cabin.
00:38:27And don't say anything to me!
00:38:28I do not want to hear it!
00:38:29I don't care!
00:38:30I do not want to hear it!
00:39:10you know this is still your fault right okay well clearly you are forgetting the sequence
00:39:15of events because you are the one that swapped the drinks which is why i'm just trying to survive
00:39:19this chaos that you have caused look at this ready
00:39:28welcome you two so glad you decided to come especially so soon after your wedding
00:39:34come on i'll show you to your rooms thank you please after you sweetheart thanks honey
00:39:54and here's where you'll spend your nights feel free to freshen up and settle in we should have
00:40:02dinner in a few hours thank you we're staying in this room together yes well you're married right
00:40:13right um yeah trust me i don't want to be around you or your snoring
00:40:21either please
00:40:31i'm going to the spa you need it fun
00:40:34so
00:40:39I don't know.
00:41:07Um, you know, I knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually.
00:41:14Can you just help me zip up, please?
00:41:18Sure.
00:41:41Oh, well, I see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled.
00:41:52When you're ready, I'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company.
00:41:56Right.
00:41:57Of course.
00:42:04You know, I think we should probably go present.
00:42:06Our pitch.
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:08Right.
00:42:09Good idea.
00:42:10Dress?
00:42:11Oh, yeah.
00:42:20Well, you two better be careful because Nora here is amazing at the dictionary.
00:42:25Eight-time family world champion.
00:42:29Because you choose.
00:42:30Well, I would never.
00:42:33Okay, I'm up.
00:42:34Yes.
00:42:34All right.
00:42:35I'm up.
00:42:37Down with the wine.
00:42:39It's getting hot.
00:42:44They can't.
00:42:45They can't do to me.
00:42:46No.
00:42:47I don't think so.
00:42:48I don't think so.
00:42:49I don't know.
00:42:49I don't know.
00:42:50Picasso over here.
00:42:55Braces!
00:42:55Yes!
00:42:56You got it!
00:42:57You're way too good at this.
00:42:59You do it!
00:43:00Oh, honey.
00:43:01Let's get out of here.
00:43:09Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.
00:43:12Come on, honey.
00:43:13Let's leave the lovebirds alone.
00:43:23Uh, where'd they go?
00:43:25Uh, I think we just gave them a show.
00:43:30Well, that's what winners do.
00:43:35You got something.
00:43:37Mm-hmm.
00:43:38Here.
00:43:47You know, I might not be a genius, but I do know that sheets belong on the bed.
00:43:53Ew, I'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep.
00:43:56Oh, you're joking, right?
00:43:59Doesn't look like I'm joking.
00:44:00Oh, maybe not, because then you would be crazy, because I'm not sleeping on the floor
00:44:07with the sheets that you put on the floor, because you know what?
00:44:10We're both adults, we're both married, and we are both going to sleep in the bed.
00:44:15Fine.
00:44:16But if you snore, I'm kicking you out of the bed.
00:44:19Yeah, well, you know what?
00:44:20The same thing goes for you, sweetheart.
00:44:22Go snore.
00:44:28What are you doing?
00:44:29You getting comfortable?
00:44:36Uh, you can't be serious.
00:44:38Um, go ahead and put your PJs back on.
00:44:42Pajamas!
00:44:43No.
00:44:45I only sleep naked.
00:44:46Yeah, not tonight.
00:44:48Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:49Not tonight.
00:44:50What are you going to do?
00:44:50You going to come over here?
00:44:52And put the clothes on for me?
00:44:55All right.
00:44:56Well, I'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked, so I'll just take the floor.
00:44:59Okay, fine, fine, fine.
00:45:01Fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:45:06Fine.
00:45:09I'll put boxers on, all right?
00:45:12Is that going to make you happy, sweetheart?
00:45:15Start.
00:45:21You going to get the sheets?
00:45:23You going to get the sheets?
00:45:25Just lay down.
00:45:29I swear to the Lord.
00:45:31Yeah, I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:32I'm saying.
00:45:35You're saying?
00:45:38Okay, let's...
00:45:40Go in and...
00:45:40Shut up!
00:45:43Oh, my God.
00:46:32Oh, my God.
00:46:42So, we have secured the deal.
00:46:44Yes.
00:46:45That's great, Mr. Hartley.
00:46:47So, as a token of his appreciation, he has asked me to give you this.
00:46:54One month of luxurious living in his stunning condo.
00:46:59Uh, wait.
00:47:01I already have a place to live, so...
00:47:04Yeah, so do I.
00:47:05Yeah.
00:47:06Well, now you have two.
00:47:09And you cannot insult Norm by turning this down.
00:47:14Remember, it is your little marriage that helped seal this deal.
00:47:19So do not mess it up.
00:47:40Oh, okay.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:48I got the door for you.
00:47:49That's okay.
00:47:50I got it.
00:47:50Oh, okay.
00:47:53Oh.
00:47:54My lady.
00:48:11You can take the couch.
00:48:12Oh, come on.
00:48:13Really?
00:48:13It'll do your sprota some good to live like the common folk for once.
00:48:17Oh, you see?
00:48:18I just think you're scared that you might give in to your urges if you were to sleep in bed
00:48:22with me.
00:48:23Hmm.
00:48:24I don't think that'll be a problem to him.
00:48:28I do.
00:48:30I do.
00:48:34I do.
00:49:07So, you can cook.
00:49:11A little bit.
00:49:12My grandfather taught me.
00:49:14He was all about, uh, family dinners.
00:49:18Hmm.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Maybe I could...
00:49:25Help.
00:49:31Well, did he teach you how to cook for dates, too?
00:49:37Maybe.
00:49:40Is this a date?
00:49:42I don't think you can date your wife.
00:49:45Well, I don't think anything about our marriage is conventional.
00:49:50Yeah, it might.
00:49:52Want to see a trick?
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:59Pretty impressive.
00:50:00A little, a little something.
00:50:07Oh.
00:50:11Let me do it for you.
00:50:19What are you doing?
00:50:20So, Norm imported a special brand of ice cream, and I want you to try it.
00:50:26I, I, okay.
00:50:34Eh, that's amazing.
00:50:36I, I, have a...
00:50:57What's amazing.
00:51:11Should we take this to the bedroom?
00:51:18Nice try, but no.
00:51:21Your little tactics won't work here.
00:51:23Okay, what tactics?
00:51:24Trying to weasel your way into my bedroom.
00:51:27The couch is all yours, hubby.
00:51:48Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
00:51:52Um, hi, Douglas.
00:51:53It's nice to see one of our top investors.
00:51:55How are you?
00:51:56Very well, thank you.
00:51:59You know, Victoria, I've heard so much about you.
00:52:02I'd love to get some coffee sometime and discuss business.
00:52:05Um, maybe, but...
00:52:09Well, if it isn't my favorite Playboy.
00:52:13Playboy?
00:52:14Yeah.
00:52:15Um, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:18Does that mean you're free for me to steal you again?
00:52:21Not exactly.
00:52:22No.
00:52:27Oh, I see.
00:52:28Have you got something going on with Miss Lockhart?
00:52:33It's complicated.
00:52:34Well, let's uncomplicate things.
00:52:39Don't you think?
00:52:40You know what?
00:52:42Yeah!
00:52:44How about me?
00:53:13Okay, um, uh, Charlotte, uh, okay, like I said, I am a little bit occupied, okay?
00:53:19It's a little complicated.
00:53:22Listen, I want to help you, Gavin.
00:53:26I know you're having a meeting with Duostar Group.
00:53:28I just so happen to have some inside information that'll make your presentation stand out among the rest.
00:53:43You know what, Charlotte, why don't we get together and, um, rekindle things?
00:53:49Perfect.
00:54:00Hey, you two dummies, come with me.
00:54:03I have a couple of very influential clients that I'd need to introduce you to.
00:54:07Come on.
00:54:08You know, I've got some insider info on those clients.
00:54:13If you still want to see opposition, this could be your ticket.
00:54:25Had a nice night with, uh, Douglas, huh?
00:54:29Why?
00:54:30Are you jealous?
00:54:32Me?
00:54:32Jealous?
00:54:33No.
00:54:35Funny, because it sure sounds like you are.
00:54:37Not jealous, just concerned.
00:54:41Concerned?
00:54:42Mm-hmm.
00:54:42About what?
00:54:43I'm a big girl.
00:54:45I've lived my whole life without you.
00:54:46Maybe just concerned that you're trying to use him to get ahead.
00:54:50That's all.
00:54:50Oh, here we go again with the sleeping to the top rhetoric.
00:54:53Nope.
00:54:54Didn't say that.
00:54:54And you're one to talk.
00:54:56You've been using people for years.
00:54:59You're just mad that I'm playing the game smart.
00:55:01Okay, you know what?
00:55:02Forgive me for looking out for you.
00:55:05All right?
00:55:06Looking out for me?
00:55:07Yes.
00:55:08How could you possibly do that with your tongue down Charlotte's throat?
00:55:13Okay, you know what?
00:55:13Forget it.
00:55:14All right?
00:55:15Good night, Victoria.
00:55:21Good night, Calvin.
00:55:24Good night.
00:55:56Wow.
00:55:58This is actually really good.
00:56:30Thanks, darling.
00:57:01What the hell?
00:57:06Good morning, sunshine.
00:57:09You can't join me?
00:57:11As delightful as that looks, I'll pass.
00:57:16Your thoughts?
00:57:18Maybe later. I'm going to go for a run.
00:57:22You have time to do that before work?
00:57:24Yeah, I'm eating your cancer.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:29Well, I guess I'll see you at the office.
00:57:49Dinner tonight? I've got some new clients that I think would be a great fit for Harley Industries.
00:57:54Sure. Just send me the place and time and I'll be there.
00:58:03Where's Gavin?
00:58:04Oh, um, something came up.
00:58:07But don't worry, he's prepped me on the presentation, so we're not going to waste your time.
00:58:11Please go ahead and take a seat.
00:58:22Gavin, your It's Complicated is here with Douglas.
00:58:26As you can see, Harley Industries is the perfect company to fulfill your needs.
00:58:31So, if you'd like...
00:58:33Victoria!
00:58:34Hi, listen. I'm so sorry to interrupt, sweetheart.
00:58:37The baby is at home.
00:58:39It's crying.
00:58:40And we really have to go.
00:58:43What?
00:58:46Um, baby?
00:58:48What baby?
00:58:49I don't have a baby.
00:58:50Listen, I know that it's still so new, but you do have a baby, sweetheart.
00:58:54It's just a postpartum psychosis that's talking.
00:58:57She's a little...
00:58:57Hold on, the what?
00:58:58Nothing. He's crazy.
00:59:00Well, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have time for these games.
00:59:04Sir, I am so sorry to interrupt your dinner.
00:59:06Just let me get Miss Springs out of here and get her home, okay?
00:59:10Come on, sweetheart.
00:59:11Thank you so much. Come on.
00:59:12I will be right back, gentlemen.
00:59:14It's so cute, sweetheart.
00:59:15Check out the pasta.
00:59:16It's really cool.
00:59:17You got it.
00:59:24Real nice.
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:25A baby? Really?
00:59:26Yeah, a baby.
00:59:27What do you think? You can cancel my appointments and steal my clients without any consequences?
00:59:31You know, I think this is all in the past for you.
00:59:34Sorry to interrupt.
00:59:35Hi.
00:59:35Gavin.
00:59:36Yes?
00:59:36I just spoke with Douglas and the clients, and they are willing to continue the meeting,
00:59:40but only with you, not Victoria.
00:59:42That is wonderful.
00:59:43Please tell them I will be right there.
00:59:47You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:59:49Karen was a bitch.
00:59:50Bye.
00:59:55You know, you owe me for that.
00:59:59Oh.
01:00:00Okay.
01:00:00And, uh, what would you like in return?
01:00:05A date.
01:00:07A date?
01:00:14I didn't know you were so funny, Gavin.
01:00:16That's what makes me so charming.
01:00:19Hmm.
01:00:25Clearly, we weren't together long enough for me to discover all these sides of you.
01:00:33What do you say we take this somewhere more private?
01:00:40Hmm.
01:00:41Might as well have some fun.
01:00:44Victoria sure as hell won't care.
01:00:46Sure.
01:00:48Why not?
01:01:06Should I call him?
01:01:08Yes.
01:01:15It's a little hot in here.
01:01:19Do you mind if I just get comfortable?
01:01:31Oh.
01:01:37Gavin, what the hell is this?
01:01:39Really?
01:01:40In our condo?
01:01:41Okay, hold on.
01:01:42Is that what you think, right?
01:01:43Oh, forget it.
01:01:44I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
01:01:47Make sure that...
01:01:48Is that what you think, right?
01:01:49Oh, forget it.
01:01:50I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
01:01:53Make sure that she's gone before I get back.
01:01:56I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
01:01:56I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
01:01:57I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
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