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00:15I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
00:43Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:53I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
01:04You just got pucked, Dora.
01:10But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:17It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:29Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
01:32We love you so much.
01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:46Get with Leo.
01:47Lose my big card.
01:54You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:58Idiot.
01:59I'm a divergent.
02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
02:07Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:12Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:27Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:30Dora.
02:33Can it wait?
02:35I'm just a little busy.
02:38Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
02:41I think we would make a great team.
02:44I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month
02:48before my 18th birthday.
02:58Oh my god!
02:59What did she just say?
03:00She's a virgin.
03:01L-M-A-O.
03:06How sweet.
03:08The bleeding little virgin.
03:11Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:2350.
03:24Hey.
03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:27It's funny.
03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
03:33I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:38Wait.
03:39I totally can.
03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:47Oh.
03:50Don't have a mustache.
03:54I'll just...
03:55I'll leave you guys.
03:57Go.
03:57And this, uh...
04:01It's interesting.
04:06Women have a choice for...
04:09They can be appealing, or they can be you.
04:14I like this cardigan.
04:19So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
04:25Leo's hot.
04:26You're not.
04:28Leo's rich.
04:29Poor.
04:30We're in, you're out.
04:32Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:37Maybe.
04:39Know your place, nerd.
04:40In the library, open your nose with the oven.
04:44Yes.
04:51You know, if you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
05:13What the hell?
05:14I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
05:40Did you tell, just fall?
05:44Why?
05:45Most of the people.
05:50oh come on it's not that bad i just told leo that i was in love with them but mindy
05:55was there
05:56so now the whole school's gonna know that i'm a virgin are you in there trying to slip on some
06:01guy in the shower come on i know you're in there virgin i can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner
06:22oh troy no virgins here but you already knew that right goodbye ex-boyfriend
06:40thank you oh that's so fast you are the ignorer i saved you now you won't big time
06:56no way guys like you only want one thing sometimes help pass me now
07:05listen i've got a really weird tech situation and i know you're good with that kind of stuff
07:09but it's got to be kept real secret if you got a virus from a porn site that's your own
07:13problem
07:15no no some stranger's putting money into my account and i'm worried they're setting me up
07:19to make it look like i'm throwing games match fixing that also sounds super dodgy i'm not
07:27touching it wait what if we did a deal you help me and i help you get leo boom swinging
07:39for
07:39fifth base in no time it's a sexual reference for you wants to have sex with leo
07:49it's not just sex i love leo i've been waiting for him so do we have a deal okay but
07:59i need to
08:00clear something up fifth base i thought it was fourth you got some work to do you think i'm a
08:08joke it's called teasing do you want leo so teach me how to flirt and you know do things
08:26you want me to teach you how to kiss don't you just want to know what leo will expect
08:44i'm not super familiar with this stuff
08:49all right maybe we should tackle it in order list it for me flirting fashion technique
08:58okay so you spend some time thinking about this all right flirting skills first and then boom
09:04fifth base sounds good just uh don't forget about fashion and we need a deadline
09:10how about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team you can make a big move there it's only
09:15two weeks away calm down you're not that hopeless we can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics
09:23sounds good my whole life is gonna change go team
09:41dora just the person i wanted to see oh shit i wanted to say that i'm sorry about yesterday
09:50you did yeah i was just feeling really insecure because
09:56i really like leo i shouldn't have reacted that way
10:01yeah okay thanks did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight you should totally come
10:12all of us lost our b cards at cake parties didn't we girls
10:17totally
10:38what the hell dora do you even live here it's so freaking neat i like things organized
10:47what are you doing checking to see if your underwear is color coded
10:51you probably have mass solution of the week on it
10:58my underwear is none of your business
11:01i mean it kind of is
11:05if you want my help landing leo
11:09can we please stop talking about my underwear
11:31just what are you doing
11:34you have such incredible eyes dora
11:39i never noticed how beautiful they are before
11:48they're just eyes
11:51i have two of them like everyone else
11:54come on dora i was flirting with you
11:57this is why i need help
12:03why couldn't i see what you were doing
12:05just be open to signals
12:07don't be dora the ignorer
12:11can i bore you
12:15why would you care
12:24because you have such beautiful eyes
12:33you're flirting again
12:37yeah you're supposed to say something flirty back
12:40something flirty back
12:45i don't
12:46i will practice on leo
12:48at the party tonight
12:49what do you think
12:51why not
12:54but just remember you still got your training wheels on
12:56don't expect miracles
12:58we'll need to have another flirting lesson
13:13all right
13:15i'll grab us a drink
13:16just
13:18try to be cool
13:21dude
13:21when am i not cool
13:28oh my god there's leo
13:30you're worth a million of him
13:32but you have no idea
13:34yeah
13:35good luck
13:47hey
13:52i felt you staring at me from over there
13:56was i
14:00i'm sorry if i was weird yesterday
14:03you don't gotta say it
14:04i mean he's a bitch
14:06and you're awesome
14:08i am
14:10i am
14:23sorry i don't need to interrupt
14:26it's cool
14:27cool
14:31sorry if i was being weird yesterday
14:35you don't gotta say it's cool
14:38oh okay
14:42yes she does
14:44doesn't she girls
14:47whatever it is
14:50and i think it
14:51is her vagina
14:52it's like a vagina
14:54only dryer
14:56we call it
14:57adora
15:02what the hell do you think you're doing
15:08we're doing nothing
15:11she needs you
15:12because
15:13you're nothing
15:16oh
15:16i thought you were talking about how much lube you need
15:20she buys an inventi size tube
15:23how cute
15:24but with how many guys you're seeing it's probably up to tranta right
15:35don't you dare laugh
15:37what's about me all of a sudden
15:47what do you see in her
15:49dora the borer
15:52what does her bony body make your boner look bigger
15:59she's great
16:00it's as simple as that lindy
16:04do you know what it'll do for my reputation
16:07if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin
16:12why does door being a virgin bother you so much
16:17i think it's kind of sweet
16:25this is just the start you sexless ironing board
16:30get ready for the plan i have
16:32specifically for you
16:34in five minutes
16:49come on
16:49i'll tell you somewhere about it
16:57wait here
16:58i'll grab you some drinks and some snacks
17:09leo i have been in love with you for years
17:11i think we'd make a great team
17:13i've been saving myself for you
17:15and i want you to be the one to take my virginity
17:17before my 18th birthday next month
17:22ouch that's a real chick of a lady once
17:26could you feed any more dust
17:28i don't know
17:31can you go up
17:32ready okay
17:35take my virginity
17:37take my virginity
17:39take my virginity
18:00please stop
18:07please let me go
18:34dan where are you
18:41hopefully it doesn't see me like this
18:46please
18:46please let me go
18:48aww honey
18:49you wanna go
18:51please
18:53you can go
18:54we just wanna hear you say it
18:58one more time
18:59say take my virginity
19:01say it
19:04say it
19:12that's enough
19:17that's enough
19:28And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:32I don't care what anyone says.
19:35When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
19:40You're wrong.
19:42I'll finish it.
20:04I'll get you a tissue.
20:14Sorry.
20:16I'm not usually a crier.
20:19You can't let Mindy get to you.
20:21You need to fight back.
20:23Like with a shark.
20:24You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:30Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:35You remind me of my little sister.
20:39Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
20:43I mean she's eight.
20:44I really hope so.
20:47It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
20:50No.
20:51No.
20:54Stop crying.
20:57It's all going to be okay.
21:00Yeah.
21:02It's easy for you to say.
21:05Captain of the hockey team.
21:08Everyone loves you.
21:10And I'm just Dora.
21:19I happen to think you're pretty great.
21:23And that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:34I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
21:42I said it.
21:46Because I meant it.
21:47I'm lying to you.
21:53Because I meant it.
21:58The worst part is.
22:00I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
22:06You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you.
22:09No matter what you do.
22:10I just have to change the way that he sees me.
22:14I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
22:22Okay.
22:24We'll make it happen.
22:25If that's what you really want.
22:32Let's do another flirty lesson.
22:35Now?
22:37It's not like we have another party to get to.
22:50Let's pretend like we're on a date.
22:53Okay?
22:55Show me some pointers.
22:58Okay.
22:59So.
23:00Flirting.
23:02You want to make
23:03lots of eye contact.
23:06And if you can
23:09touch them.
23:13Your arm.
23:18Your hand.
23:25Mm-hmm.
23:29You said you liked me too.
23:34Sometimes I
23:35You want to see how that would be affecting you.
23:38Maybe this is fake, but it feels real.
23:44And you should
23:45laugh at Leo's jokes
23:47if he makes any.
23:48Which you probably won't.
23:51And then you should
23:52find something special about him
23:54to compliment him.
23:55If you think of anything.
24:04You're a really good teacher.
24:09Hey Mike.
24:12You smell so good.
24:16Does that?
24:17It just makes me want to get close.
24:19Just trying to find
24:21ways
24:32This shit actually works.
24:34What?
24:35Oh!
24:41Congratulations.
24:42You just passed flirting 101.
24:45You're better at this than you thought.
24:47I know.
24:48Wait, who knew I had it in me?
24:50just curious why did you say that stuff about me well you told me to find something special
24:58about the person I was flirting with and you went with I smell nice
25:05what's wrong with that how do you want to smell a pair of sweaty old socks
25:12hockey players are tough okay we don't smell nice
25:19hey relax you are still a beast on the ice I will let your secret get out
25:29nobody gives me shit the way you do I like it
25:37did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account
25:40yeah
25:42it's around here somewhere
26:04Tora is helping Troy track the money
26:06if she works out I sent it they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer
26:10she's gonna fuck everything up
26:18I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora
26:26what's up with you and Dora
26:30what's it to you
26:31she's an old friend just making sure you don't take advantage of her
26:35yeah
26:37well sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me
26:40Dora
26:42hardly
26:43she's like our team mascot
26:46perfect
26:47then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her
27:00I wonder if Troy will like this
27:04I don't care what Troy thinks this is about Leo
27:06stupid
27:15going somewhere geek girl?
27:21I've got a date with Troy
27:31is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:35where are you going? the library?
27:42I obviously did something to offend you
27:45everything about you offends me geek
27:48the way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave
27:55I mean
27:57do you have any self respect?
28:00can I go?
28:02well not until I help you out a little
28:04well
28:04I mean
28:06if you're trying to get laid
28:07you're going about it all wrong
28:09and these have a definite gotta go
28:17and this word again
28:20so gross
28:21stop
28:23and you gotta bait the hook with something
28:25right?
28:37you gotta fight back
28:38like with a shark
28:40you gotta punch her in the nose
29:05you gotta do it
29:06you gotta do it
29:07it's not the same thing
29:09right?
29:10Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and it said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
29:23It's the butt.
29:26Butt, like, one tear.
29:30Two tears.
29:38Just stick to four base then.
29:47There's a crazy little bitch that...
29:50That's her!
29:51Oh, Chris!
29:51Are you Dormilla?
29:55Dormilla, you're under arrest for aggravating assault.
30:02Whoa, whoa, hang on a second. Can we just talk about this?
30:06This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
30:09No, she's the one who assaulted me. Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
30:17I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
30:19Yeah, I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
30:21Oh, thanks. Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
30:25She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
30:28Yeah?
30:29No.
30:30This is bullshit. This is not happening.
30:33Oh, really?
30:35Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
30:43That's what I thought.
30:45Sorry for this misunderstanding.
30:52Nice to meet you.
30:53Nice to meet you, too.
30:54See you at the next game?
30:55You will, go team.
31:03Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me. Got it?
31:20I can't believe you're recognizing him from the rink.
31:23No, I've never seen him before in my life.
31:26That was bullshit?
31:27It worked, didn't it?
31:30Unbelievable.
31:31You know, what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
31:35I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
31:37I don't know what happened, okay?
31:39Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
31:45Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
32:12Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
32:22I'll change my sheets.
32:24You can sleep in my bed tonight.
32:27I'll take the floor.
32:35I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
32:38He feels so good.
32:40Oh no!
32:41Am I hot for Troy?
32:51Do you have something I could change into?
32:52Yeah, of course.
32:59Thanks.
33:13I'm so sorry, I did not realize.
33:17Relax, Doyle.
33:19You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a frigging unit.
33:21Yeah, but that's... that's different.
33:25You can look now.
33:28You're still shirtless.
33:30That's how I sleep.
33:32But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
33:35Dream on.
33:42What's the point?
33:44Come in.
33:46Babe.
34:16You can share the bed if you want.
34:21You're the best.
34:21You're the best.
34:21You're the best.
34:25I trust you.
34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't.
34:29I'm sure once I do, you're a joke.
34:33You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
34:39Are you sure?
34:41We can put a pillow in between us.
34:46We might need a thicker pillow.
34:47I'm sure once I need you, baby.
34:54Cause it's been darkness all along.
34:59I need you, baby.
35:19What happened to the pillow?
35:21Someone threw it on the floor.
35:24It wasn't me.
35:26Why would I do that?
35:28I don't know.
35:30Maybe cause you want me to do this?
35:45And this?
35:46All my days just trying to find a way.
35:59You know, Leah's the one I want.
36:02You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
36:06I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
36:09Right.
36:09Yeah.
36:11Sorry for freaking out.
36:13I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
36:21Yeah.
36:22I actually need to call my cousins about that.
36:24Yeah.
36:26Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
36:31Okay.
36:32I have an American history exam.
36:34I gotta get to.
36:35So I'm gonna.
36:42Hey, what's up?
36:44What's up, dude?
36:46What's up?
36:48Her door punched Mindy.
36:50It's an hinged man.
36:52Trust me, dude.
36:54Mindy deserved it.
36:57You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
37:02Why are you so down on Dora?
37:04Isn't she your friend?
37:05Of course she is.
37:06But we have the most important game of the year coming up.
37:09And you need to be more focused.
37:12I'm focused.
37:13Okay.
37:13Don't worry about me.
37:15Doesn't look it.
37:16When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
37:19you're running around with Dora all the time.
37:26Leo.
37:27Hey.
37:30Gotta wash this.
37:32Get it back to you.
37:36Mini trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
37:40Wow.
37:42Are you that desperate to get laid?
37:57Stop it.
37:58Stop.
37:59Okay.
38:00Troy is just a friend.
38:05It's nice to know what you really think of me.
38:06I was just looking out for you.
38:08Troy's the biggest player on campus.
38:10You're a virgin.
38:12I just didn't want you to get hurt.
38:15Thanks, man.
38:19There's nothing happening between us.
38:23Don't say that more, do you?
38:25Thanks, buddy.
38:27Great chat.
38:29Go team.
38:38Excuse me.
38:43The boss wants an update.
38:49Hey, Big Mike.
38:51How's it hanging?
38:54Right.
38:55Nothing.
38:57So, everything's set to where we lose the big match,
39:00except Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
39:03How's it going?
39:04No.
39:06It's just a mess.
39:06Go team.
39:07And you'd better make sure.
39:09That's not happening.
39:10No.
39:11No.
39:14No.
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