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The Spy Fiancé Who Stole My Soul Isodes
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00:00:06Grandma, is this the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off?
00:00:11Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21He's perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:32Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:15Two years of planning and finally this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move if they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:29You think they're mad at kids in their potties?
00:01:32Room service.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:02:01To getting ready.
00:02:05She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:08I'll take her.
00:02:09There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:14No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma too and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:21She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:23The mansion.
00:02:24The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:29I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on, here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:41He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:49Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:55I'm sorry.
00:02:56I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:11Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:14Classic.
00:03:18Classic.
00:03:35Oh, grandma.
00:03:38Everything hurts.
00:03:40Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:46What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:47What am I doing here?
00:03:49I saved your life.
00:03:51Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:55Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56It would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:03Oh, honey.
00:04:04Oh, you're awake.
00:04:06Thank God.
00:04:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:12Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:14She knows about my plan?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:24What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:25What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:27What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:29Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:30You can kill me.
00:04:31You can do whatever you want.
00:04:31But you stay away from my grandma.
00:04:32You got it?
00:04:36What the hell?
00:04:37What the hell?
00:04:40What the hell?
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:48Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:05:04What?
00:05:05I'm alive.
00:05:06Wait, what?
00:05:07What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:11I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:13What did you do?
00:05:15You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:18You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:21Okay, what did you do?
00:05:22Look, my identity is complicated.
00:05:25If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:29Excuse me.
00:05:29I am Blair Woods, heiress to the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:34Stranger.
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:38Oh, my God.
00:05:39You're completely insane.
00:05:40You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:42I'll go back and tell them that I changed my mind.
00:05:45The wedding is back on.
00:05:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47He's trying to kill me.
00:05:48Absolutely not.
00:05:49You cannot do that.
00:05:50Blair!
00:05:52It's your choice, him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice, him or me.
00:06:01Fine, fine.
00:06:03But the second reason it's back, we're getting divorced.
00:06:05Deal.
00:06:06I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:12What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats, you're dumbed.
00:06:20Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:22Too short.
00:06:22Excuse me, they're too short?
00:06:26Blair!
00:06:27What?
00:06:29What are you doing?
00:06:30This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:33Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:35Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:38So, and you know what?
00:06:39Guys who try to kill women for money, don't get to marry me.
00:06:42I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:44So, dream on, loser.
00:06:46What the fuck?
00:06:47Blair?
00:06:48I'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses, okay?
00:06:56Well, we're chasing men sucks.
00:06:58That guy's a coward.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Fine.
00:07:02Okay, let's get married.
00:07:04On one condition.
00:07:05We try to switch back first.
00:07:06And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:10I'll meet you at the church.
00:07:12Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:19Okay, but like, how do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just, like, crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:24Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:28I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:33Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:41All right, 857.
00:07:46All right, what's your name?
00:07:47Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:49Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée.
00:07:51Oh, uh, uh...
00:07:55Come here, a little puppy.
00:07:57What's your name?
00:07:57The young boy.
00:07:59The young boy.
00:08:00Uh-huh.
00:08:01Are you two sure about this?
00:08:04Yeah.
00:08:05Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here,
00:08:07and I'm not going to lie,
00:08:08this one might need a checkup from the neck up.
00:08:11Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:27Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:45Ugh.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:51Ugh.
00:08:51My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it, either.
00:08:57Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
00:09:00through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:04All right, then.
00:09:05In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:11Please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:19Is that what you...
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:23What?
00:09:24Oh, God.
00:09:34Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:47Come on.
00:09:51Yep, no.
00:09:52I can't do it.
00:09:53Excuse me.
00:09:54Under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire lifetime.
00:09:58Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you only had my dreams.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:17You know what passion...
00:10:18I really am a good kisser, aren't I?
00:10:20I could be the best part of...
00:10:26This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh...
00:10:30Classy sentimental type.
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:33It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:37No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:38This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:39You should take it back.
00:10:40Oh, we're married.
00:10:41It's yours now.
00:10:43Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:45And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:49Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:52No.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:53Let's go home, husband.
00:11:02Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:17Oh, my God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:25It's, like, totally what normal people live on TV.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:29Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:45So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is better than this entire place.
00:11:50Someone swore for richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or was it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay, well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:57No, forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:01Wow.
00:12:01Morbid.
00:12:02But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:07Look, if you want to stay alive,
00:12:10you'll stay put right here.
00:12:13Why?
00:12:15Selted little princess.
00:12:18You don't know who I am,
00:12:20what I do,
00:12:21and you still follow me home.
00:12:24Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies,
00:12:34which means things might happen.
00:12:38And if they do happen,
00:12:40you need to accept it
00:12:42and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that
00:12:47the body you're in right now
00:12:49belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:56A what?
00:13:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:06I knew he was trouble.
00:13:08This is what I get
00:13:09for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:19Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:24You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid,
00:13:31I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife, you.
00:13:36Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent,
00:13:39doesn't that mean people are like...
00:13:41trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive,
00:13:49you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52I never thought I'd be living
00:13:53with a secret agent.
00:13:55Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:57Go wash up.
00:13:58It's almost bedtime.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:09No, no, no!
00:14:11Bib's on the bed and you get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:15It's ladies first.
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21Wait, I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:26Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:47I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:55Wait.
00:14:56No way.
00:14:59Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:12Oh, my God!
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:24Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near a rat face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:31I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:36Grab your wallet.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:46Hmm.
00:15:48Hmm.
00:15:52See?
00:15:53Oh, God.
00:15:55This woman is terrified.
00:15:57Hmm.
00:15:58What are you doing?
00:15:59Shh.
00:16:07Trust process.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:14Be a good girl.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:16Okay.
00:16:41Slay.
00:16:42Mom.
00:16:44Mom.
00:16:45I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:48Oh, look.
00:16:49You're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:57No.
00:17:00I'll take everything.
00:17:02Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:13My treat.
00:17:16Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:19All right, put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:25Okay.
00:17:30Hey.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:41You're going to put that on here?
00:17:43No.
00:17:43What?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:51Is it hot in here?
00:17:53Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:58Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You can rinse it off when you shower.
00:18:00Oh, sh-
00:18:01A shower?
00:18:20All right, no peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:26Ouch.
00:18:27Rude much.
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:50Somebody named Raven.
00:18:51Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah.
00:18:54Um, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:19:02Yo, man.
00:19:03You've been straight-up ghost mode for days.
00:19:05Do you miss me, or what?
00:19:07Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess.
00:19:10You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:13Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable, anyway.
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:20Buzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:23Uh, oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:29So, your boy's outside, and he said something about omniscient.
00:19:31What?
00:19:31What the hell?
00:19:32Did you agree?
00:19:33Well, you told me that mm-hmm, so I mm-hmm.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:36Just a second.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:42Wait, hold on.
00:19:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:42What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:44At least on some underwork.
00:19:56Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:58I...
00:20:02Am I interrupting something?
00:20:19So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:23Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:26Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:31Uh, yesterday.
00:20:33Accident introduced me to the love of my life, and, uh, just, we clicked instantly, and,
00:20:41uh, decided to get married.
00:20:43Is there a problem?
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:47But here you are, getting married, and not even telling me.
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:53I am straight.
00:20:54So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:00Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:02I'm straight.
00:21:04So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:07I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as extra as you are.
00:21:12Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:17Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:18She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:19She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:22Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out
00:21:26the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:30Get to the point.
00:21:31Skip the filler.
00:21:33Hold on.
00:21:37Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:46Yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:55Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:58Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:01Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:06You don't take this mission, you fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death
00:22:10challenges.
00:22:14Your wife or your life.
00:22:17Make your choice.
00:22:22Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:23He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing right here, right?
00:22:38No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods, you got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:56You're so dead.
00:23:04Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:07Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:09I'm all in.
00:23:11With some feeling.
00:23:15Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:19Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23With some feeling.
00:23:27Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:33Not on my watch.
00:23:35Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:37No, Grandma, Grandma.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:40We truly love each other.
00:23:48Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma.
00:23:52It's real love, I swear.
00:23:55I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:04Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:06We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:10We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But, fine.
00:24:15If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:20Oh.
00:24:23Mia?
00:24:24Mia?
00:24:35How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:38Oh, uh, Blair, too, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:42They get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47You know, just in case.
00:24:51That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:56Lee did just ask me for my money.
00:24:58I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, Grandma.
00:25:05But it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:12A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:14And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:18So, love who you love.
00:25:23As for you...
00:25:26If I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter...
00:25:30You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:35As for you...
00:25:38If I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter...
00:25:42You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:44Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:00Game time.
00:26:02Target's been spotted.
00:26:10Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:15Oh my god, Liam.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let me down.
00:26:23No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:27Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done, but...
00:26:30Someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:33Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:36We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:39We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole.
00:26:44I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:57Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:07Plot twist.
00:27:08So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:21Okay.
00:27:22Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:27What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32I'm holding my hand?
00:27:34Science.
00:27:36Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:39Even for fake couples?
00:27:44Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:50You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:52And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:00So?
00:28:03Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:14Yeah, well, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17Finishing that mission nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:28The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:30Just seems like...
00:28:31Dangerous AF.
00:28:34For my foster mom.
00:28:36This is her?
00:28:44She looks really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:50She taught me how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:55So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:57Yeah.
00:29:00And I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay, I'll help you.
00:29:04Ace the evaluation and get your spot back.
00:29:06No, absolutely not.
00:29:07End of discussion.
00:29:11But, no.
00:29:12No, absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:17Okay, well...
00:29:19Besides me, who else is going to help you now?
00:29:21The body's yours.
00:29:22The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:26You can, like, teach her.
00:29:27You're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:28I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:34Can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right, come on.
00:29:38What?
00:29:39You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:42No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:44I want three favors from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:58What the hell just happened?
00:29:59Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why...
00:30:03Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right, get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:09When it comes to being honest, I'm a stand-up guy.
00:30:13I'm a stand-up guy.
00:30:14I'm a stand-up guy.
00:30:14I'm a stand-up guy.
00:30:14Give me with it one time.
00:30:16Two times.
00:30:17Come on, baby, I can take all you got.
00:30:19Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:22Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:28Do I...
00:30:29Like him?
00:30:31And my love for you would never stop.
00:30:40Wow, you can actually cook.
00:30:42For a second, I was thinking of promoting you to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay, enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:47It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:57This...
00:30:58This is the whole plan.
00:30:59That's just the table of contents.
00:31:01Okay, so just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out now?
00:31:1249?
00:31:1450?
00:31:16Okay, keep going.
00:31:17Don't slow down.
00:31:19This plan isn't humane.
00:31:20That was just the warm-up.
00:31:22What?
00:31:24Oh...
00:31:26Oh...
00:31:27Oh...
00:31:27Oh, damn.
00:31:29My body's kind of hot.
00:31:33Hi.
00:31:34Oh...
00:31:35Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39Hands to yourself.
00:31:40That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:44Ugh.
00:32:01Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:04Yeah, yeah.
00:32:05When we switch back, I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:08Kissing myself.
00:32:09A memoir.
00:32:10Don't you dare.
00:32:11Oh god, don't flatter yourself.
00:32:12The main character's not gonna be based on you.
00:32:14But that's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway...
00:32:18After lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:20Oh!
00:32:21Let me guess.
00:32:22Uh...
00:32:22Rare jewelry?
00:32:24Ancient army facts.
00:32:25Oh, I know.
00:32:26Uh, limited edition air vests.
00:32:34My babies.
00:32:35Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:38God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:43Now, just pick one for me.
00:32:45No.
00:32:45You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:47You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:51I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:06How about this one?
00:33:07Not bad.
00:33:08It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:12But, it's bolt action.
00:33:13It's definitely not beginner-friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:20This is fun.
00:33:24This one.
00:33:28Oh!
00:33:42Hey, raise your weapon.
00:33:45Gun up.
00:33:50Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01Of course.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:06Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Okay, so I will just...
00:34:13Observe.
00:34:14Oh, man.
00:34:17Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:23Oh, that is wild.
00:34:25What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:31Over here.
00:34:36Those cheating bastards.
00:34:39I don't want to...
00:34:40No, you're not.
00:34:45Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:51So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:53I don't want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:01What?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I work to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:06Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:13I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:19Honey, honey.
00:35:21Just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:24Do it for our baby.
00:35:26We need her money.
00:35:34I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:43When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted them?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:51And now she has the nerve to play kissy face with Ethan.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:35:57If you're that upset, why didn't you just say something?
00:36:00I know.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:02I should have.
00:36:04I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:09Ugh.
00:36:11They used me for my money.
00:36:13And I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off crazy.
00:36:19And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:28Fine.
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:31You want to play?
00:36:33Let's play.
00:36:39Wait.
00:36:40I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with drama.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me three favorites, remember?
00:36:48Wow.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:52Let's go.
00:36:53Dear husband.
00:36:57Dear husband.
00:37:16Blair, I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:22And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:24But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:29And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back with
00:37:37me.
00:37:37This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:42Bastard.
00:37:48You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:50I'm Tasha.
00:37:51Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:54You mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:58Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:01That's new.
00:38:03Don't be like that.
00:38:05You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:07No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:12I have some self-respect.
00:38:14And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:16I'm her husband.
00:38:18What?
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:22Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:25Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:28But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:32Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:34Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:35This little ambush thing today?
00:38:36Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:40What do I get out of this?
00:38:42Oh, baby.
00:38:43Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:49How grateful can one girl be?
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:53I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:55For a guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me, and I just want you to give us another chance.
00:39:05What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:06God, what's next?
00:39:07You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you.
00:39:17Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:18You like sharing men so much?
00:39:20Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:27You...
00:39:28You're making things up!
00:39:29Well, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Go home.
00:39:33Everyone, airdrop's on.
00:39:35Just tell me what you want.
00:39:45You bitch!
00:39:47You spied on me?
00:39:49Watch out!
00:39:51You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:54Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:39:59Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:00If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:10Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:13You better watch your backs.
00:40:15Please.
00:40:25Did you see his face?
00:40:27This is so exciting.
00:40:29Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:32My line of work, I pick up a few hack and skills.
00:40:37I don't think so.
00:40:42Whatever.
00:40:45Damn it!
00:40:47Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:50Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:41:03Oh, shit.
00:41:05Can you help me with this?
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:18Something's gone down.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:25Bye.
00:41:27Jesus, come on.
00:41:34Miss Woods.
00:41:35Thank God you're here.
00:41:37We've got a problem.
00:41:38Hey, besties.
00:41:39Today we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:44Let's get justice.
00:41:45What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:49This.
00:41:50This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:53What?
00:41:53That is impossible.
00:41:55Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:57There's no additives, and we've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:41:59You're all saying this, right?
00:42:02Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:03Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:05Fine.
00:42:06If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:10And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:15Go on.
00:42:16Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:26Let me guess.
00:42:28You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:32How the hell does she know?
00:42:35Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results in an hour.
00:42:39What?
00:42:39No.
00:42:40I would never do something like this.
00:42:42Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:45I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:51Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:58You dare question me?
00:43:01My wife's reputation?
00:43:03Nice try.
00:43:05That face rash is makeup.
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:08She fixed it?
00:43:10Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:12Congratulations.
00:43:13Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:16Security.
00:43:17No, no, no.
00:43:18I'm so sorry.
00:43:19I didn't mean to.
00:43:20It wasn't a mistake.
00:43:20No.
00:43:21Let go of me.
00:43:22Let me go.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25No, no, no.
00:43:33I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:37I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:40How did she get in here?
00:43:41No clearance, no invite.
00:43:43It's weird, right?
00:43:45You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:51You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:54Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:56Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:43:58That is not a rookie move.
00:44:02I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind it.
00:44:06You got proof?
00:44:08Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:11You better watch your backs.
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:20One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:24All right, we're ages, not assassins.
00:44:27Quit pouting.
00:44:28Grab your jacket.
00:44:29We're going out.
00:44:37This place is nice.
00:44:39No, you're not here to party.
00:44:41Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:48You see that bartender over there?
00:44:50He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:52She hands out the assignments.
00:44:53Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:55Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so you'll have to go alone.
00:45:01And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:08Of course she is.
00:45:10You really have broken hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:11Relax.
00:45:12Never even touched her.
00:45:13They're so messy.
00:45:18Messy.
00:45:33Messy.
00:45:40Hey, pretty.
00:45:41You alone?
00:45:43Let me get you a drink.
00:45:47Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:49Let's have a little phone.
00:45:50Fuck off.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54Just relax a little.
00:45:55It's all right, won't you?
00:45:57Come on, girl.
00:45:58Just take a sip.
00:45:58Seriously, man.
00:45:59Back off.
00:45:59Take a sip.
00:46:00Come on.
00:46:00Just take a sip.
00:46:01Take a sip.
00:46:03You want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:16Okay, look.
00:46:17You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:20I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:22And I'm giving you one.
00:46:25After we handle more pressing matters, you've got all night, baby.
00:46:32Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:34Men are full of shit.
00:46:36Sorry, baby.
00:46:38Not tonight.
00:46:40Let me guess.
00:46:41This is about her?
00:46:43What?
00:46:46Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:55Excuse me, that is not that girl.
00:46:57That is my wife.
00:46:58You gave her this?
00:46:59Yeah.
00:47:00The elite agent ring?
00:47:01Obviously.
00:47:03She's a nobody.
00:47:06She's a nobody.
00:47:07Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so.
00:47:14An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:19You're so childish.
00:47:25Wake up.
00:47:26This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:28There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:31Right.
00:47:32Well, save your concern.
00:47:43Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:50He's married, Blair.
00:47:51It could compromise everything.
00:47:57Even better.
00:47:59That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:03Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:06Or breaks.
00:48:12You little bitch, you want to play rough?
00:48:14You're asking for it.
00:48:15Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:25Nighthawk?
00:48:25Wait.
00:48:26Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:27Nighthawk.
00:48:28It's you.
00:48:29By God.
00:48:29Are you deaf?
00:48:30She said no.
00:48:31Mr. Nighthawk, please.
00:48:32I didn't know.
00:48:33I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:34I'm sorry.
00:48:35You know what?
00:48:36You're lucky.
00:48:38Get lost.
00:48:39Yeah.
00:48:42Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:49Are you okay?
00:48:58I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:02It's not your fault.
00:49:05I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:09It's like I was right back in my childhood, just trying to survive.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:17Don't worry.
00:49:22From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:38Okay, careful.
00:49:40If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like...
00:49:43What?
00:49:44Oh, what?
00:49:45No, I...
00:49:46You...
00:49:46You're in my body.
00:49:48I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:50Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:54No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:56It's nothing between us.
00:49:58I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:03I mean, we...
00:50:06I technically were already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:12I'll take care of you.
00:50:15It's not my way of living.
00:50:17Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:20I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:22But who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:27Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:29We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:34Uh...
00:50:34Yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:50:38But, um...
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:40I can get used to it.
00:50:42I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:48Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:54And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six.
00:50:58As a man.
00:51:00Okay.
00:51:01Um...
00:51:01No, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:02It's fine.
00:51:03I'll figure it out next week.
00:51:04Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:07Oh, my God.
00:51:08I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:11Okay, shut up.
00:51:14Um, let's get back to business.
00:51:16Find out who our next target is.
00:51:20Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:25Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:26No, come on.
00:51:27I am not an international spy.
00:51:30This is a mistake.
00:51:31That's a mistake.
00:51:33No.
00:51:34You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:37They call it the X-Files.
00:51:39It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:45You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:49Ethan, son of a bitch.
00:51:53Okay.
00:52:03Okay.
00:52:06Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:09It's definitely Ethan.
00:52:12Fine.
00:52:14If he wants to play dirty, I'll play dirty.
00:52:17What's your plan?
00:52:18So, you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:21Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:23Back when I was stupid.
00:52:26And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:29Done.
00:52:30Well, that should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:33Bastard.
00:52:37Looks like your email's working.
00:52:39Hmm?
00:52:39Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:43Nice.
00:52:46Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:48Everyone knows you cheated on the woods, Iris.
00:52:50Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:53So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:56What the hell is PR doing then?
00:52:58Get those headlines scrubbed now!
00:53:01Let's be real.
00:53:03Our PR team is a joke compared to what Wood's family's got.
00:53:07Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:53:09Step down now.
00:53:10Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:14Step down?
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:17I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:19You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:21Are you sure about that?
00:53:23Blair.
00:53:24You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:28Is this your company?
00:53:30Security?
00:53:32What do you want me to do?
00:53:33Remove them.
00:53:35Are you deaf?
00:53:36Remove them!
00:53:38Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:39We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:40We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:46Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:47We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:48We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:49What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:52Well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:53:58Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company, making her the majority shareholder, and as such, the chairwoman has
00:54:09complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:10Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:17No, no, no.
00:54:18You see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:21You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:23Buddy, take a long, hard-looking man if you even have one.
00:54:27This company, I...
00:54:29My wife built it, and she gave it to you, and now she's taking it back.
00:54:33So, you got a problem?
00:54:34Oh, and one more thing?
00:54:35We know about the little influencer.
00:54:37We've already filed a suit for Predatory competition, so get ready to be served.
00:54:41Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:43I worked my ass off to get here, and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:49Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it, too?
00:55:07Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:09We will save you.
00:55:12As long as you're safe.
00:55:22Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:25I don't care if you have to drag anyone in chains.
00:55:32If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:40Ten years retired.
00:55:41I didn't expect that you'd be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:55:46Desperate times, Doctor.
00:55:48Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:50Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:54Come on, Doc.
00:55:55Let's do these two love groups in privacy.
00:56:08Why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:13I mean, what if you died?
00:56:15What the hell would I do then?
00:56:25It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:29Wish I could take the pain for you.
00:57:01Honestly, I'll tell you why.
00:57:04no way we switched back
00:57:10no way we switched back liam liam wake up we're back we switched back
00:57:29wait i haven't brushed my teeth or anything i don't fucking care i've waited too long
00:57:39it's gone everything's gone you have to help me pathetic you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:46gloria you're the one who gave the order this is on you so if you don't want your little secret
00:57:52going public i suggest you help me fine one last shot i want blair out of the picture this time
00:58:00for good
00:58:06how are you feeling
00:58:09what do you want something
00:58:13what do you need something didn't she say holding hands helps with pain
00:58:18and didn't you say that was fake news yeah well i did some research it turns out uh
00:58:23it's with somebody you love it actually works
00:58:27yeah well i did some research it turns out uh it's with somebody you love it actually works
00:58:36um okay well since you're so into me um i guess you can stay my husband for a little longer
00:58:55you know i never thought that i'd fall in love with somebody you can
00:58:59and then this whole body switch nonsense happened
00:59:05somehow i switched back
00:59:08i guess prayers really do work
00:59:13um i'm gonna get some water
00:59:25wow the infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman
00:59:30it's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:35almost can you not what do you want has it ever occurred to you what's going to happen when
00:59:40your cover gets blown you get one life liam how many times you're gonna throw it in front of hers
00:59:46he's right as long as she's with me she'll always be in danger
00:59:51what the hell do i do
01:00:02you know i do hate to break up this little soap opera but you do realize that there is a
01:00:06third
01:00:06wheel here right um okay i'm gonna just you guys talk
01:00:18well spit it out just a heads up liam you blew up the mission you pissed off the client
01:00:24glory is not exactly pleased with you i'm just saying
01:00:31watch your back understood but no one's touching blair not now not ever
01:00:47all this fuss for a girl
01:00:52you know what's funny you raise a little bird long enough
01:00:55they start to think that they can fly all on their own
01:01:00i'm sorry ma'am save it go take your punishment
01:01:09this blair woods has to die
01:01:20hey queen what are you doing tonight want to have some fun
01:01:25okay cool
01:01:29liam we should go dancing tonight we can finally relax a bit
01:01:33i'm not going
01:01:37figures guess you only stuck around because of the body swap
01:01:40real husband material huh
01:01:44we should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:49what are you talking about
01:01:51that was the deal right
01:01:54once we switch back
01:01:56we call it
01:01:59fine
01:02:02it's not like i'm desperate to stay married to you anyways
01:02:17cheers
01:02:20you've been married for how long now
01:02:22and we've never even seen your husband
01:02:24come on bring him out tonight
01:02:28no it's like a fake marriage we're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:32yeah but you still like him though
01:02:35i mean i
01:02:37then go for it
01:02:39playing it safe is never your style
01:02:44wait no girl
01:02:45you are wasted
01:02:47i'm calling a cab
01:02:48no no come on i never get to have fun anymore
01:02:52please you can go out whenever you want
01:02:55it's not like your husband's gonna stop you
01:02:57you don't have to say it like that
01:03:02oh my god
01:03:03who is this hottie
01:03:20oh my god
01:03:21who is that hottie
01:03:23how much have you had to drink huh
01:03:26blair
01:03:26who's this
01:03:27i'm her husband
01:03:30nice to meet you
01:03:32damn blair
01:03:33where did you find him
01:03:35he looks like he walked off a cq cover
01:03:37yeah i literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:41seriously
01:03:42damn girl you are so lucky
01:03:44what does he do
01:03:46um
01:03:48he's
01:03:49a model
01:03:50yeah
01:03:51he's a model
01:03:52i knew it
01:03:53come on show us some photos
01:03:55no no another time i promise
01:03:58but tonight i'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:00because she's a little drunk
01:04:01what
01:04:01no
01:04:03bye blair
01:04:05we're back soon
01:04:10jeez okay slow down
01:04:12no you're going too fast
01:04:15you really are a lightweight huh
01:04:17yeah ma
01:04:19thanks though
01:04:21thanks for what
01:04:22for picking me up
01:04:24even though you ignored my calls
01:04:26asshole
01:04:27nope
01:04:27well i want more than just a thanks
01:04:34okay
01:04:34okay
01:04:35just breathe
01:04:36yeah
01:04:38i'm going to put you right here
01:04:41well
01:04:44you okay
01:04:46thanks
01:04:47i'm going to grab you some water
01:04:49wait here
01:04:50ew
01:04:51ew
01:04:52ew
01:04:52ew
01:04:53ew
01:04:53ew
01:04:53ew
01:04:55ew
01:04:55ew
01:04:56ew
01:04:59ew
01:05:01ew
01:05:02ew
01:05:04ew
01:05:05ew
01:05:06leon?
01:05:07what the hell?
01:05:08if you scream
01:05:10if you scream
01:05:11i'll kill you
01:05:19flair
01:05:21flair
01:05:37flair
01:05:43ew
01:05:44ew
01:05:44ew
01:05:45ew
01:05:46well
01:05:46well
01:05:47well
01:05:47i caught the esteemed
01:05:51ceo
01:05:51blair woods
01:05:53where's your knight in shining armor huh?
01:05:55i wouldn't get so cocky
01:05:58that look
01:06:00i hate
01:06:01that look
01:06:03it makes me feel like i'm an insect
01:06:04who are you to look down on me?
01:06:08well you are just a parasite
01:06:09living off of women's success
01:06:11so
01:06:11why would i respect you?
01:06:14cute
01:06:14very cute
01:06:16keep running your mouth blair
01:06:18you're not getting out of here tonight
01:06:22you know
01:06:22the thought that i ever dated you
01:06:25makes me want to throw up
01:06:28nice
01:06:28well you want to know something fun
01:06:31blair do you?
01:06:32i don't even want you dead
01:06:35someone else does
01:06:36you made enemies babe
01:06:38big ones
01:06:42raven
01:06:43i need you to get me blair's location
01:06:45use every connection you have
01:06:47no screw ups
01:06:50but
01:06:51if you
01:06:52transfer all of your shares
01:06:54into my account
01:06:54i might just tell you
01:06:56who actually wants you dead
01:06:59in your dreams
01:07:01loser
01:07:03you are one ungrateful bitch
01:07:08a jam
01:07:09perfect
01:07:10a jam
01:07:12you got lucky
01:07:15probably not twice in a row
01:07:26hey blair
01:07:28blair
01:07:35are you okay?
01:07:36you keep saving me
01:07:37if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:44you okay?
01:07:46you keep saving me
01:07:47if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:49i was scared
01:07:51scared that you'd get hurt
01:07:52because of me
01:07:53but i'm done pushing you away
01:07:54blair
01:07:56i'm not gonna let you go again
01:07:59how the hell did you find us?
01:08:04oh
01:08:12my turn
01:08:16who sent you?
01:08:18i'll be
01:08:20you were in way over your head
01:08:27fine
01:08:29i'll tell you
01:08:30i'll tell you
01:08:32it was the agency
01:08:35you know
01:08:36the ones that the legendary night hawk works for
01:08:39and you guys pissed off
01:08:41the wrong person
01:08:42what?
01:08:46what?
01:08:51stay behind me
01:09:03nice liam
01:09:04still sharp
01:09:06just as i trained you
01:09:15couldn't even get the job done
01:09:17still the nerve to run his mouth
01:09:20pathetic
01:09:21mom
01:09:22gloria?
01:09:24long time may see blair
01:09:30you're looking more and more like your father all the time
01:09:32trust me
01:09:33that is not a compliment
01:09:38my father
01:09:39didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:41i'm gloria
01:09:42liam's loving foster mom
01:09:45and your dear sweet aunt
01:09:51gloria
01:09:52what are you talking about?
01:09:57of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:00she only ever had eyes for her
01:10:01precious son
01:10:03but don't worry
01:10:04i killed your father
01:10:06just like i'm gonna kill you
01:10:08and then that old witch is next
01:10:11you mean that my father's death
01:10:14wasn't your accident
01:10:15no no
01:10:18he got in my way
01:10:20you all did
01:10:21the woods family fortune
01:10:23should have been mine
01:10:28i know
01:10:28and you liam
01:10:31time to come home good boy
01:10:45so you're choosing her
01:10:46over me
01:10:48i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:51not even you
01:10:53fine
01:10:54then you will die with her
01:11:16what's happening?
01:11:17poison gas
01:11:20now lay down and die quietly
01:11:21won't you?
01:11:24what's happening?
01:11:26poison gas
01:11:26now lay down and die quietly
01:11:28won't you?
01:11:29you're breathing the same way that we are
01:11:31and you're still standing
01:11:33that means there must be an antidote
01:11:36clever
01:11:37must be that rotten woods family blood
01:11:40but knowing this won't save you
01:11:42i and i alone have the antidote
01:11:51you really are my finest creation
01:11:53was everything i did never enough for you?
01:11:56i don't care
01:11:58i'll never want to do what's mine
01:11:59and it will crush anyone who gets in my way
01:12:02well i'm not your weapon anymore
01:12:04and if you try to hurt her
01:12:05i'm gonna fight you with everything you got
01:12:26even after everything that you did
01:12:28grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:31to you
01:12:32she never stopped loving you
01:12:34you don't deserve any of it
01:12:36you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:39lies
01:12:41after we finish him
01:12:43you're next
01:12:46once i finish him
01:12:47you're next
01:12:52glory woods
01:12:53drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:56heads up in the air
01:12:57turn around slowly
01:12:58don't reach for anything
01:13:00drop the weapon now
01:13:03head on top of your head
01:13:06stop moving
01:13:07don't resist lady
01:13:09turn around
01:13:09she's reaching for something
01:13:11okay
01:13:11step back
01:13:13one more step
01:13:14i swear
01:13:15i will kill them both
01:13:16glory
01:13:17stop
01:13:18your brother
01:13:20he died trying to save you
01:13:22you think he abandoned you?
01:13:25gloria no
01:13:26he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:29ten million dollars just to keep you safe
01:13:33he pushed you away
01:13:35just to protect you
01:13:37and
01:13:38even when you were gone
01:13:40he watched over you
01:13:42until the day he died
01:13:46you're lying
01:13:47you're just saying this to try to save her
01:13:50but i am not falling for it
01:13:53enough
01:13:58this
01:13:59ends here
01:14:04you're under arrest
01:14:04put your hands behind you
01:14:05no
01:14:05no
01:14:06get off of me
01:14:06stop it
01:14:07who are you
01:14:08get the hell off of me
01:14:09do you
01:14:11get the hell off of me
01:14:13you okay
01:14:24former intelligence operative gloria woods
01:14:27arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:29source confirm she is the second daughter of the prominent woods family
01:14:34hey
01:14:38how did you find her
01:14:39you're good people
01:14:42don't let raven slacker vibe fool you
01:14:44when it comes to track any stop to you
01:14:49didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:52aren't you angry
01:14:56i was
01:14:58but um
01:15:00i don't know
01:15:01now i just
01:15:02guess i'm done
01:15:05caring
01:15:08from now on
01:15:10i'll be by your side
01:15:17wow
01:15:20beautiful
01:15:21okay just eat it
01:15:22i made it with love
01:15:24okay so uh
01:15:25forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now
01:15:29oh
01:15:30okay so
01:15:31what i'm hearing is
01:15:33you want me to feed you
01:15:36okay
01:15:41you know i want more than pasta
01:15:43okay what
01:15:45you
01:15:58blair wins
01:16:01will you marry me
01:16:04again
01:16:06but for real this time
01:16:09yeah
01:16:20bye
01:16:21bye
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