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Baby Please! Don't Come Home for Christmas Full Movie [ New Releases 2026]
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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:29Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:32Here is your check for five million dollars.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:41Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:43So, that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:47Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:01:11Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:19I have three more shots down here, please.
00:01:22Uh, hi. I was here first.
00:01:27What?
00:01:28Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:31Oh, my God. It's him. My ex-husband.
00:01:52Wes Mandrake.
00:01:53What is he doing here?
00:01:55I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:11Where is he?
00:02:15I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my money?
00:02:20What? Who? I...
00:02:22No time to play his big nose.
00:02:24I want my money!
00:02:26What? What money? I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:31I...
00:02:33That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you don't give it back!
00:02:40I think you don't give it back!
00:02:41I think you don't give it back!
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:49I want to trap her!
00:02:51Oh, my God! My nose! He broke my nose!
00:02:54You think that hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are gonna do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:23God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:26You know...
00:03:29You're really pretty.
00:04:11You don't have me.
00:04:12So...
00:04:12Finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandarink!
00:04:18Let's go, my friend!
00:04:24Let's go, my friend!
00:04:27Oh my god, this isn't real.
00:05:03Oh no, Holly, I'm gonna be late.
00:05:11Winter Taylor?
00:05:14Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:20And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:23Shit.
00:05:31This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:40Blue, sir.
00:05:50That's rude.
00:05:52And who was that girl?
00:05:56Smells like pine.
00:06:01How much did I drink last night?
00:06:06I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:11Yes, sir.
00:06:11She graffitis me, steals my property.
00:06:15She'll pay for this.
00:06:22Think we should get going, sir.
00:06:24Mass is starting.
00:06:26Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:28I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:31Also, your mother called.
00:06:34She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:35No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:39Make up an excuse.
00:06:41As you wish.
00:06:53Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:59I don't know.
00:07:00What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:02I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:06How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me.
00:07:11Spank me.
00:07:13Harner.
00:07:14Do it.
00:07:17I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:20Piper.
00:07:20Piper.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:27Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:30Look, I need your help.
00:07:31Yes, Mayor.
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:33What is it?
00:07:34Money, Piper.
00:07:35Big money.
00:07:36Look, the money men, the high rollers are coming.
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:51Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:53Who's here?
00:08:05Who the hell is that?
00:08:17Oh, my God.
00:08:19It's him.
00:08:30Piper, it's him.
00:08:36I mean, Mr. Mandarin, we are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas season.
00:08:49I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:51You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here.
00:08:57Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:59You can't sell the mountain.
00:09:01They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:09:04What's your name?
00:09:06He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:08I'm Piper.
00:09:09Piper White.
00:09:11West Mandarick.
00:09:14I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:17Hmm.
00:09:19That's an awful lot of name-calling.
00:09:23Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:26What office?
00:09:27Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here.
00:09:30If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:32Of course?
00:09:32With Mr. Mandarin?
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:34Right this way.
00:09:43What is wrong with you two?
00:09:45He can't sell, mayor.
00:09:46He'll ruin our town.
00:09:47This is not happening.
00:09:48Mike, that's enough.
00:09:50Either one of you can blow this deal.
00:09:52You're going to regret it.
00:09:53You hear me?
00:10:08Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandarick?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12Who is that woman?
00:10:17Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar.
00:10:23Oh, Piper.
00:10:24Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:28I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:31I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:32Oh, well, sir, perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:37You know, Piper, well, just Piper.
00:10:41No.
00:10:42I want her.
00:10:44Very well, sir.
00:10:46I'll let her know.
00:10:53She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:55I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:11:00A lot has changed.
00:11:02No way.
00:11:03I'm a medical professional.
00:11:04Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:11:06I can't do it.
00:11:07You know, Piper, I loved your parents, and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:12But you listen close.
00:11:13If you don't do this, you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:17You can't be serious.
00:11:19You can't be serious.
00:11:19I'm dead serious.
00:11:20I will fire your ass.
00:11:25Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry.
00:11:29I'm getting the word out.
00:11:32We need to save our town.
00:11:42In five years, he never once came to see me.
00:11:45Now he's here one day, and he's already destroying my life.
00:12:00Heine, she smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:13Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:16Heine, she smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:19You know, if you're going to be up that high, you might want to get a spotter.
00:12:22Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:25That'd be great.
00:12:46Sir?
00:12:48Winter Taylor just called.
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:50She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:12:56Yeah.
00:12:57Great.
00:13:18Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:21No, no.
00:13:28I don't.
00:13:42Ah!
00:13:53Yes!
00:14:37Damn it Dakota, I told you not at work!
00:14:40Well sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills, that's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:51You're getting better.
00:14:56Whiskey Billy, stat.
00:15:01No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:03Oh, fuck yes I do, but god this isn't happening, he can't just blow back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:25What is this?
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:28This is the only inn?
00:15:30Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:32No, we're behind me.
00:15:35Yeah, this isn't gonna work.
00:15:37Well, you can always stay at your mother sooner.
00:15:41He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:44I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:47I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:50And, uh, what room will life be staying in?
00:15:55Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun boys!
00:16:29Miss?
00:16:32Jesus Christ!
00:16:34Mr. Mandraker would like to see you in his office.
00:16:50You rang?
00:16:52Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:59Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:06Oh my god, next time no sugar.
00:17:08Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine.
00:17:12You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:20Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:22It's your family's land.
00:17:24How'd you know that?
00:17:27Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:35Hot!
00:17:36Hot!
00:17:37Oh, oh my god.
00:17:38Oh my god.
00:17:39Oh my god.
00:17:40Oh my god.
00:17:40It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:43It's hot.
00:17:44Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:45Oh my god, oh my god.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:47It's hot.
00:17:48It's hot.
00:17:56All right.
00:17:57Yeah, that's, that's, thank you.
00:17:59That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:02I just, it's really hot already.
00:18:04So, it's, it's good.
00:18:08Really.
00:18:12Um, uh, last question.
00:18:17I need you to do something for me.
00:18:19I need three presents.
00:18:21I need a romantic one.
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:25And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:31Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:34Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
00:18:37Uh, what, what, what, what does it matter?
00:18:40Just, I need them.
00:18:42Aye aye, Captain.
00:18:44Wait, um, just, uh, I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:53Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:02Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:04If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:11No, Mr. Mandrick, we haven't met.
00:19:19Oh, here, here, just, um, why don't you take this and, um, just leave them on my desk.
00:19:36Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:40Great.
00:19:41That's good.
00:19:42Just, um, you know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five situation going here.
00:19:48Sure thing.
00:20:17What the hell are these?
00:20:22Is this a joke?
00:20:24I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:36Hm.
00:20:38All right.
00:20:41Set these aside from my mother in winter.
00:20:47Wait.
00:20:48Then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:52This one.
00:20:54Is it romantic enough?
00:20:56I mean, it's for someone very special.
00:20:58Yes, it's special.
00:20:59I picked it out myself.
00:21:00Good.
00:21:02Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:07A date?
00:21:11Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:15A date?
00:21:20Uh, not as a date.
00:21:21Just, I meet someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long time.
00:21:27Don't I know it.
00:21:28Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:32Uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:37You don't have a choice.
00:21:39Pick me up a date.
00:21:41And smile.
00:21:51No.
00:21:52Why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:53No.
00:21:54You gave me a look.
00:21:55No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:57Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:58Asshole.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59What?
00:22:02Nothing.
00:22:17Uh, Mayor?
00:22:19Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, uh, a mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain and just put it on your desk.
00:22:41My married name?
00:23:02This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:23:04It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:23:06Yeah, I'd like to make that something in here.
00:23:13It's a cool necklace.
00:23:15I like that.
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:27Mr. Calhoun, thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:32Hell.
00:23:33What is this place?
00:23:36Truckers.
00:23:37CD Bunch.
00:23:38I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out
00:23:44glory hole.
00:23:46Jesus.
00:23:47Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:52Yeah.
00:23:53This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:56I completely agree.
00:23:58I want to start development right away.
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:24:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:07Piper.
00:24:10What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:13Piper.
00:24:14Excuse me, little lady?
00:24:15No.
00:24:16My name is Piper.
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist trap ski resort hellhole.
00:24:23Listen here, little lady.
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:28I'm here to give it life.
00:24:30Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:43A Starbucks.
00:24:44Over here.
00:24:45A Sushi bar.
00:24:46A multi-theatre cineplex.
00:24:49Over there.
00:24:50A Hooters.
00:24:52And another across the street.
00:24:56Two Hooters.
00:24:57You can't beat that.
00:24:59You can't beat that if you tried.
00:25:02Hooters.
00:25:11I've got your number now.
00:25:13Better watch out.
00:25:15Heffy.
00:25:19You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town.
00:25:25Whoa.
00:25:26Man alive.
00:25:28She's hotter than a two dollar pistol.
00:25:29I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:33I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls.
00:25:36Even after I sell.
00:25:38Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:40We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:42Well, we...
00:25:44Ah.
00:25:45Alright.
00:25:46Um.
00:25:47Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:50Got to get some rest.
00:25:51I suggest you do the same.
00:25:54Got a big week next week.
00:26:06I should be focused on the sail.
00:26:08All I can think about is her.
00:26:12Smells like pine.
00:26:13Time.
00:26:22Whoa, Mama.
00:26:23That's strong.
00:26:25We have to stop the sail, Piper.
00:26:27Yeah, I know.
00:26:28I'm...
00:26:28I'm working on it.
00:26:30You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly.
00:26:33No.
00:26:33Look, I...
00:26:36He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:38I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:46Wes just texted me.
00:26:48I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:52What an asshole.
00:26:55What are we gonna do?
00:26:57We can't let him sell.
00:27:00We need...
00:27:01a plan.
00:27:05Maybe if I can get him to trust me, I can convince him not to sell the mountain.
00:27:12Well...
00:27:13Cheers to that.
00:27:25Where is she?
00:27:33You're late.
00:27:34I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:40How'd you sleep?
00:27:45Fine.
00:27:46So what are we all doing out here in the cold?
00:27:55Oh, God.
00:27:56It's her.
00:27:58Pop sensation, Winter Taylor.
00:28:05Oh, God.
00:28:07It's her.
00:28:08Pop sensation, Winter Taylor.
00:28:18I'm gonna need a fry, Santa
00:28:20Huh, huh, huh, huh
00:28:22Next time
00:28:24Use the front door, Santa
00:28:26Next time
00:28:27Use the front door, Santa
00:28:30Next time
00:28:31Use the front door, Santa
00:28:33Next time
00:28:34Use the front door, Santa
00:28:36Use the front door
00:28:39Next time
00:28:43Next time
00:28:59Oh, my God.
00:29:04Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but girl answered.
00:29:09Oh, yeah.
00:29:09No, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:17Kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:31Winter, it's this Piper White.
00:29:34She's been helping me.
00:29:36Audi.
00:29:40I'm going to keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:43Bet on that, okay?
00:29:47Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:52Sure, of course.
00:29:53Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:07And, by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London on Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:16Christmas Day.
00:30:18We don't have choice, sir.
00:30:21Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes.
00:30:25So, I've been thinking.
00:30:27You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:32And?
00:30:33What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:40Yes.
00:30:41A town meeting.
00:30:42That way, everyone will see how much money they're going to make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:49We'll do coffee.
00:30:52That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:55And you'll mediate.
00:30:58Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:05Good.
00:31:06Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:23People, people, please, please, please.
00:31:27Get out of here.
00:31:28Think of the money.
00:31:30Are you going to do something to help?
00:31:33Get out.
00:31:34Get out.
00:31:36Are you going to do something to help?
00:31:38Get out.
00:31:40Get out of here.
00:31:42Get out of here.
00:31:44Get out.
00:31:46Get out.
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Settle down, everyone.
00:31:51We're not going to let you ruin our town, big man.
00:31:55Look, everyone, this isn't fair.
00:31:57Okay?
00:31:58I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:01I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:06And think of all the jobs.
00:32:13Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls West Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:21No, get out of here.
00:32:24Don't we want you?
00:32:26Get out.
00:32:32Hello, everyone.
00:32:34I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:36Some of you may know me as I've grown up here.
00:32:40Hudson.
00:32:42Jesus Christ.
00:32:46Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not going to let anything happen to Hudson.
00:32:49Hudson!
00:32:53What?
00:32:59Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:06The hell of Mandrake took the ski resort with a done deal.
00:33:25Set me up in there.
00:33:27I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:33Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:34Okay.
00:33:42Are you screwing with me?
00:33:45Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:59Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:06Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know.
00:34:10It's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:14And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what?
00:34:20Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And if she doesn't completely hate me, tell her we're going to have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:33He'll pay me?
00:34:35Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:45Hi.
00:34:48You're, um...
00:34:49You're...
00:34:50Penelope?
00:34:51Yeah, yeah.
00:34:52Penelope, uh...
00:34:56Sir?
00:34:59Listen.
00:35:02I have a question for you.
00:35:04It's going to sound really crazy, but just...
00:35:06You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:08Okay?
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:14Marry me.
00:35:19I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:23You just have to answer right now.
00:35:35Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:41Uh...
00:35:43I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:50Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:55This is going to be interesting.
00:36:02Oh, uh...
00:36:03I think I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:05Okay, sure.
00:36:06Sure.
00:36:11All right.
00:36:13Hi, Mom.
00:36:15Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:18You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:22Listen, I know.
00:36:23I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:31To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:35Only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:40Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:42Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, I'll be my guest.
00:36:50Sure.
00:36:54You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59As always with him.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:04Shh.
00:37:04Shh.
00:37:05Shh.
00:37:07Shh.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:14Is she here yet?
00:37:15It's her.
00:37:16She's here.
00:37:16She's right here.
00:37:21Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:31This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:34I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:44Uh...
00:37:46You know what?
00:37:49I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar, so I'm gonna go.
00:37:53I'm gonna go get those.
00:37:54Bye.
00:38:01Done?
00:38:03Listen.
00:38:04There's, uh...
00:38:05There's an emergency with the buyout in London, Ma.
00:38:07Listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you.
00:38:10Okay?
00:38:11Please.
00:38:13All right?
00:38:14I expect it.
00:38:15Please, it's Christmas.
00:38:17I'm sorry.
00:38:18Wesley!
00:38:23Here we go.
00:38:26Is he...
00:38:28Is he here?
00:38:31He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:34Cheers.
00:38:36Cheers.
00:38:43I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:47You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:51You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:53You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:56You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:58You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:02You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:06You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:07You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:07You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:07You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:07You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:08You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:08You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:08You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:08You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:09You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:09You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:09You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:09You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:09You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:10You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:12You may kiss the bride.
00:39:39What's going on?
00:39:41Had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:44Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:46Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:48Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:52You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:40:05What the hell am I doing?
00:40:17What if this is a mistake?
00:40:30Very impressive, sir.
00:40:33What the fuck?
00:40:38All right, come on, guys.
00:40:40Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:45Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:47Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:50Fa-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:55Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:03Winter, that...
00:41:04Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:06They're trying.
00:41:07Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:41:10Let's take it easy.
00:41:11You think that you can do better?
00:41:13Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:17Teach.
00:41:17Teach.
00:41:20I can show.
00:41:25Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:29La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:30La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:32This the season to be jolly.
00:41:36La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:37La-la-la.
00:41:38This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:43Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex.
00:41:49Sex.
00:41:53Thank you, thank you.
00:42:01Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:04Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:08Kill me.
00:42:10I know, right?
00:42:12Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:16Tomorrow?
00:42:18I can't.
00:42:19I'm busy.
00:42:22Piper?
00:42:29I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
00:42:34Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:36Uh, Piper?
00:42:37What did we talk about?
00:42:41So, it's 10 o'clock.
00:42:44Good?
00:42:45Fuck.
00:42:46Dude.
00:42:47Dude.
00:42:56Oh, my God.
00:42:57Oh, my God.
00:42:59Oh, thank you.
00:43:02Thanks.
00:43:05Oh, God.
00:43:07There's nothing in this town.
00:43:11Hey, you.
00:43:13Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:24Smile, baby.
00:43:26Baby?
00:43:26He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:29Come on.
00:43:39Thanks.
00:43:40Thank you, ma'am.
00:43:47Sorry.
00:43:48Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:50Uh.
00:43:56Yep.
00:43:58Hey.
00:43:59Better call Becky with her good hair, bitch.
00:44:03What?
00:44:04Stay away from Wes.
00:44:06He's my boyfriend.
00:44:08And we're getting married soon.
00:44:11Oh.
00:44:13Is that right, twat?
00:44:15Oh, yeah?
00:44:16Yeah.
00:44:17And next time you try to ruin one of our dates, I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:44:23You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:25You got it?
00:44:27Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:34Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:48What is wrong with you?
00:44:54Get off of me!
00:44:55What are you doing?
00:44:56Get off of me!
00:45:00Okay.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:02All right.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:04Baby, she attacked me!
00:45:06She attacked me!
00:45:08All right.
00:45:08We need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:09Come on.
00:45:10I'm so sorry.
00:45:13What the hell?
00:45:15What?
00:45:16I expect her upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:26Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:30It's not like that.
00:45:32Then what's it like?
00:45:34It's complicated.
00:45:37It always is.
00:45:38I'm so sorry.
00:45:43I'm so sorry.
00:45:44Piper.
00:45:45Piper!
00:45:46Piper!
00:45:47Piper!
00:46:00Hello?
00:46:01Uh, Penelope?
00:46:04It's Wes Mandrake
00:46:10Uh, Penelope
00:46:12It's Wes Mandrake
00:46:15Don't hang up, just let me say
00:46:17I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole
00:46:33What did I just say? I said that I'm not talking to you
00:46:35What?
00:46:38Oh, um, nothing
00:46:42What's up?
00:46:45Meet me for a drink
00:46:49No
00:46:50Listen, just come meet me for a drink
00:46:53and I'll never ask anything from you ever again
00:46:56One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:46:59One drink?
00:47:06Frisky, Billy
00:47:07No
00:47:15I said one drink
00:47:16Bye
00:47:17Ah, ah, ah, ah
00:47:26Christmas
00:47:28Drink with me
00:47:29No
00:47:29I can drink with you
00:47:31Rich boy
00:47:31I can do anything for you
00:47:33Oh, okay
00:47:34No, piss off
00:47:35He's drinking with me
00:47:37What?
00:47:39Yeah, no
00:47:46Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:49I'd be a fool not to
00:47:52What if I told you I could get you five million dollars for the land?
00:48:00What?
00:48:02Hudson Falls town doctor just has five million dollars laying around?
00:48:08What if what if I told you I could get it?
00:48:13Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that
00:48:19Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday
00:48:24What?
00:48:26What?
00:48:27You two
00:48:27You and Mrs. Mandarin
00:48:30Here is your check for five million dollars
00:48:41What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh my god
00:48:52Okay, thanks
00:48:53Spill alert!
00:48:54I better get him cleaned up
00:48:56It was so good to see you
00:48:57Good to see you two
00:48:58Take care, okay?
00:48:59Bye
00:49:00Let's
00:49:01Yeah, thanks
00:49:23What are you doing?
00:49:26What am I doing?
00:49:27Come on
00:49:28Get in
00:49:30Absolutely not
00:50:00Hot
00:50:02Okay, fuck it
00:50:03Hell yeah, boy
00:50:24Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:37Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:45Marie!
00:50:47Go back to the circus!
00:50:51You think that's cool?
00:50:52Look at her, she looks like a mutant
00:50:58There's nothing wrong with the way she looks
00:51:03Because you do?
00:51:28Something about you is irresistible
00:51:31I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake
00:51:34I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake
00:52:00It's just hung, hung above that, right there.
00:52:05What are you doing? I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:52:08Just go, take it, please.
00:52:15Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:52:19I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:22By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:26I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:27In fact, I'm gonna make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:30Mmm.
00:52:31You'll see.
00:52:32I bet.
00:52:33Listen, did we, uh...
00:52:37Last night?
00:52:39Piper! Piper!
00:52:41You gotta get up that mountain. Right. Now.
00:52:44What's wrong?
00:52:45It's Holly.
00:52:46They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:50Come on, guys!
00:53:02Polly!
00:53:03Get out of here!
00:53:04Come on!
00:53:04Polly!
00:53:05Oh, about time.
00:53:07What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:09Get this goddamn hippie out of here!
00:53:12Polly, what are you doing?
00:53:14If they try to take this cocksucker down, they'll have to go through me!
00:53:22We didn't talk about this.
00:53:24We need soil samples.
00:53:26Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:28Just get her the goddamn out of here!
00:53:32She has to go.
00:53:35You know what, no!
00:53:36Polly!
00:53:37Stay there!
00:53:38Get her out of here now!
00:53:41You're a liar!
00:53:43I'm...
00:53:45Piper, listen, I don't...
00:53:46You know what, find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:48I quit!
00:53:50And you can find your own way home!
00:53:53Piper!
00:53:54Piper!
00:53:57You know these hippies?
00:53:59They don't trim their pubes.
00:54:03What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:05I don't know.
00:54:06You figure it out.
00:54:07Never let the party die!
00:54:12Fuck.
00:54:17God bless...
00:54:19everyone.
00:54:21Ew.
00:54:27Hello?
00:54:28Penelope, don't hang up.
00:54:30You have five seconds.
00:54:32Meet me for coffee.
00:54:33Please.
00:54:35No!
00:54:36I need to talk to you.
00:54:38Please.
00:54:41Fine.
00:54:42Whatever.
00:54:58I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:00I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:06Well, here we go.
00:55:08No.
00:55:19Wait.
00:55:22What are you doing here?
00:55:27Wait.
00:55:30What are you doing here?
00:55:36I, uh...
00:55:42I, uh...
00:55:43wanted a coffee.
00:55:44Is that...
00:55:45okay with you?
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:48Yeah, no.
00:55:49Of course.
00:55:50I just...
00:55:52thought...
00:55:53You thought...
00:55:54what?
00:55:56Nothing.
00:55:59You look really pretty.
00:56:11What?
00:56:13Well...
00:56:14I waited long enough.
00:56:27Go away.
00:56:28I'll leave you alone.
00:56:29Just...
00:56:30one last favor.
00:56:31No.
00:56:32Please.
00:56:34Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:36Why?
00:56:37Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:42Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:44Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:47I think she hates me.
00:56:49Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:50She does.
00:56:52Fine.
00:56:53Leave it here and get out.
00:57:24It's...
00:57:24beautiful.
00:57:26I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:37Hello?
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:48Next door's with boughs of honey.
00:57:51La la la la la la la la la la.
00:57:54Tends the season to be jolly.
00:57:58La la la la la la la la la la.
00:58:07La la la la la la la la.
00:58:16Oh my god.
00:58:18Is Wes Mandrake the hottest guy in Hudson Falls?
00:58:21A small coffee, please.
00:58:31He's coming over.
00:58:33He's coming over!
00:58:39Hi.
00:58:41Uh...
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:44What's your name?
00:58:46Uh...
00:58:47I'm Pen...
00:58:49Penelope.
00:58:50Penelope.
00:58:51I'm Wes.
00:58:53Yeah, I...
00:58:54I know who you are.
00:59:00Just...
00:59:01You know...
00:59:28Oh...
00:59:29Oh...
00:59:30Well...
00:59:31Bye.
00:59:42what are you doing this dress is not for you
00:59:46yes it is you toolbox she wasn't home i didn't want to leave it outside
00:59:58i guess you do look pretty good
01:00:05hudson falls we want to thank you for your hospitality this christmas season so to show
01:00:13our gratitude we have a very special guest for you this evening miss winter taylor
01:00:25jesus christ what the fuck now
01:00:33oh
01:00:35oh
01:00:35oh
01:00:40oh
01:00:46oh
01:00:47oh
01:00:52oh
01:00:58oh
01:01:16oh
01:01:23oh
01:01:23oh
01:01:23oh
01:01:23oh
01:01:23oh
01:01:24oh
01:01:25oh
01:01:26oh
01:01:26oh
01:01:27oh
01:01:27oh
01:01:28oh
01:01:32That was...interesting.
01:01:33Yeah.
01:01:37That was just for you, baby.
01:01:39Yeah, it was really...it was, uh...
01:01:46You know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:48Here, take that, please.
01:01:51And a bear, dum-dum.
01:01:54What is she doing here?
01:01:56Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:00Thanks, daddy.
01:02:02Wait, you're related?
01:02:05She's my little girl.
01:02:07That explains a lot.
01:02:12Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:15Wes, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:18Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies.
01:02:29I went by Wes's office today.
01:02:31He wasn't there.
01:02:32Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:02:37Yup, he was with me.
01:02:39No.
01:02:54What is wrong with you?
01:02:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:02:57What happened to your dress?
01:02:59Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:01That is not true.
01:03:03Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:06Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:13Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art
01:03:22ski resort.
01:03:24Piper.
01:03:25Piper.
01:03:26Piper, wait.
01:03:27Piper.
01:03:29Wait.
01:03:31Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:36You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:42no, no, no.
01:03:49What's that being?
01:03:52Piper?
01:03:54Piper?
01:04:00Piper.
01:04:04Dakota.
01:04:07Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:04:10I know I said to attack me when I'd least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:04:16Don't do it.
01:04:20God damn it.
01:04:28Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:31I don't know.
01:04:32I just, I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and we would fall in love.
01:04:42It's so stupid. God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:44Hey! Hey!
01:04:46You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:49My son is.
01:04:51Oh gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:04:57So angry.
01:05:02Um, I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:08Yeah.
01:05:08Right back.
01:05:15Hi, Ma.
01:05:18Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:23You're on my shit list. I hope you know that.
01:05:29Ma, I...
01:05:32I'm sorry.
01:05:34Alright?
01:05:39So, was your wife?
01:05:45What?
01:05:47Your wife?
01:05:49How is she?
01:05:54I'm not sure.
01:05:57Yeah.
01:05:59I know.
01:06:13How do you know Piper?
01:06:24How do you know Piper?
01:06:27Piper?
01:06:29Piper who?
01:06:30It's Penelope.
01:06:32Your wife.
01:06:42Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:44Is Piper White?
01:06:48Wes?
01:06:51Piper.
01:06:54Penelope.
01:06:58I didn't know.
01:07:00It doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:10This whole time?
01:07:11If you would've came back, you would've actually gotten to know me.
01:07:15Listen, I had to go.
01:07:17I had to.
01:07:18Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:22No.
01:07:24No.
01:07:25Then what?
01:07:27I had to leave.
01:07:29Why?
01:07:30Hey.
01:07:31That night, those men were after me, Piper.
01:07:36What is he?
01:07:38Oh my God!
01:07:39My nose!
01:07:40He broke my nose!
01:07:44I had to leave.
01:07:46I didn't have a choice.
01:07:49The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
01:07:53They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:07:56And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:08:02Bullshit.
01:08:03You left because he never cared about me.
01:08:05Is that what you think?
01:08:07I've always looked out for you.
01:08:09You took pity on me.
01:08:12I protected you.
01:08:14Just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:16You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:18You don't know me.
01:08:19You were gone for the last five years.
01:08:21You just left me here!
01:08:23We had an agreement.
01:08:25What'd you want me to do?
01:08:27I wanted you to call me!
01:08:29I wanted you to come see me!
01:08:32I wanted you to do anything!
01:08:34Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me!
01:08:38I loved you!
01:08:41I still love you!
01:08:43I always have!
01:08:43Don't you get that?!
01:08:47No.
01:08:49I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:53It was never about the money.
01:08:57I just wanted you...
01:08:59I just wanted you...
01:09:09Viper, what do you want me to do?
01:09:11No.
01:09:14I want you to go.
01:09:16And I want you to get out!
01:09:17And I want you to never come back!
01:09:19You destroyed our town!
01:09:20You don't even care!
01:09:21You're heartless!
01:09:24I'm heartless?
01:09:29You want me to leave?
01:09:31Is that what you want?!
01:09:36You know what?
01:09:37Fine!
01:09:37Fine!
01:09:38I'll go back to Manhattan with my money!
01:09:41And my rich friends!
01:09:43And my perfect fucking money!
01:09:45And you can stay right here!
01:09:49Just sit...
01:09:51With all the other fucking losers!
01:09:53These poor fucks!
01:09:55Who won't amount to anything in their life!
01:09:58Go ahead!
01:09:59Knock yourself out!
01:10:01I hate you!
01:10:04I hate you!
01:10:07Get out!
01:10:09Get out!
01:10:09Get out!
01:10:14Just go...
01:10:17Please...
01:10:19Hey!
01:10:20Merry Christmas!
01:10:26Wes...
01:10:28Wes...
01:10:29Please...
01:10:30Honey...
01:10:30Please stay!
01:10:31Stay!
01:10:31It's...
01:10:32It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:33Mom...
01:10:33Listen!
01:10:34I gotta go!
01:10:35I'll see you in the city for New Year's!
01:10:36Okay?
01:10:37Honey...
01:10:38Please!
01:10:39Just for once!
01:10:40No!
01:10:41I have to go!
01:10:42I'm sorry, Mom!
01:10:43Good job!
01:10:53Good job!
01:10:59Heels off!
01:11:02What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:09What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:11Peepy!
01:11:14Look at me!
01:11:16I am not your baby!
01:11:18I will never be with you, Winter!
01:11:21Daddy!
01:11:23Get back here!
01:11:25Get the fuck back here!
01:11:27We had a deal, you little shit!
01:11:29What...
01:11:31What was that?
01:11:42What...
01:11:43Do something!
01:11:54Cancel London.
01:11:56You take the chopper back to the city...
01:11:59I'll get my own ride.
01:12:01I...
01:12:01Need to be alone right now.
01:12:03Of course.
01:12:05Of course.
01:12:15Oh, and sir...
01:12:18Merry Christmas.
01:12:20Merry Christmas to Carla.
01:12:40Yeah, real nice!
01:13:01Manhattan?
01:13:02And if you turn the Christmas music off, I'll give you a thousand dollars.
01:13:19I did it!
01:13:20You did it!
01:13:22I did it!
01:13:24I'm a hero!
01:13:25I'm a hero!
01:13:27phenomenons!
01:13:31I'm a hero!
01:13:31I'm a hero!
01:13:33Oh...
01:13:33You're going to have some access?
01:13:35There you go.
01:13:36You don't have to.
01:13:44Very good...
01:13:45I love it!
01:13:47Look at that...
01:13:48Right here.
01:14:10Merry Christmas, baby.
01:14:12Listen, why don't we open presents now?
01:14:15And then I was thinking we take a plane to Portugal for New Year.
01:14:19What do you think?
01:14:22What the hell are you doing?
01:14:29Wesley, I'm warning you.
01:14:31Careful.
01:14:36I think you should leave my apartment.
01:14:39Now.
01:14:52We chose no way here.
01:15:02Then why don't...
01:15:04Why didn't you want me?
01:15:12because because she's crazy because you can't force anybody into a relationship
01:15:17you can't force anybody to love you
01:15:22because i love her what i love her i love piper and i always have
01:15:31what is it about that bitch huh i'm a good person too i i don't need to do the orangutans
01:15:38i i'm sorry i'm rich i'm sorry i don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian
01:15:44i deserve to be loved too i gotta go no no no
01:16:02what am i supposed to do now
01:16:14where's piper
01:16:16i don't know who cares christmas time my dreams are dead
01:17:07you need to listen to me very carefully boy
01:17:12you sign this we all walk out of here if you don't
01:17:16it's gonna be a very messy christmas for you
01:17:19piper you okay
01:17:25where's my mother
01:17:26she wouldn't shut the hell up so we've locked her in the basement
01:17:30let me out
01:17:31all right
01:17:41i'll sign
01:17:42and you'll let them go
01:17:44you have my word
01:17:47all you have to do
01:17:48is sign
01:18:00let me tell you
01:18:02nobody bucks
01:18:05hank calhoun
01:18:06except
01:18:07hank calhoun
01:18:11got what we need
01:18:30don't get my mother
01:18:32you gave that to me
01:18:35i'll leave you again
01:18:46no
01:18:47no
01:18:47wes
01:18:47look out
01:18:48look out
01:19:12get an ambulance
01:19:15call an ambulance please
01:19:18jesus
01:19:21hiper
01:19:22hiper look at me
01:19:24hiper
01:19:31hiper
01:19:32hiper
01:19:32hiper
01:19:33hiper
01:19:34hiper
01:19:34hiper
01:19:34hiper
01:19:39hiper
01:19:39hiper
01:19:44hiper
01:19:45hey wes
01:19:47merry christmas
01:19:48merry christmas
01:19:50cheers
01:20:03hey
01:20:06i'm really happy you decided to move back to town
01:20:10yeah
01:20:10me too
01:20:13i missed it here
01:20:15you all right
01:20:18yeah
01:20:19just
01:20:22i wish she was here
01:20:50oh
01:20:52whoa
01:20:52whoa
01:20:52whoa it's really coming down out there
01:20:54oh sweetie let me help you
01:20:56wait wait wait
01:20:57i gotta get
01:20:58oh
01:20:58sorry
01:21:00thank you
01:21:01sorry i'm late
01:21:02mrs bell had her baby
01:21:04a little boy
01:21:05oh
01:21:05relax
01:21:21what was that for you
01:21:22what was that for you
01:21:36merry christmas
01:21:37merry christmas mrs mandrake
01:21:38merry christmas mr mandrake
01:21:42you
01:21:42hey
01:21:42hey
01:21:42hey
01:21:42hey
01:21:42hey
01:21:43hey
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