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00:00:00Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind
00:00:06a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:22Paxton stop or I'll tell
00:00:27Look orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36We need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:58That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan
00:01:06Smash-Off. Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North
00:01:13American title
00:01:19Hey Jack, sun's up. Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:23Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win anything you like to say to your-
00:01:27For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance
00:01:33Good fucking luck
00:01:39Some day soon golden boy this poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:56Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present
00:02:04You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:09Open up boys
00:02:18There you go kid happy birthday, you know
00:02:21I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that Vic?
00:02:23No, you won't
00:02:25I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy
00:02:28You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:30Hmm?
00:02:31Is that why you're here Vic? To fire me?
00:02:35Nah, you ain't worth my time kid
00:02:37I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:41Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:46What the hell Vic?
00:02:50What the hell Vic?
00:02:52Hey, you know, we was just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:56Hey, oh wow, I mean, are you ready for a date or what?
00:02:58Come on, big
00:02:59I'm not going anywhere with you
00:03:00Apologize to Jack right now
00:03:03There's no life, he's the help
00:03:05I swear to god, Vic, apologize right now
00:03:07Or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:10So everyone here can see your teeny weenie
00:03:14That's funny, that's funny
00:03:16Excuse me
00:03:25I'm sorry
00:03:32What a jerk
00:03:32Did he hurt you?
00:03:34What the hell, Angie?
00:03:35How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help
00:03:37I can fight my own freaking battles
00:03:39Yes
00:03:40After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:43Angie
00:03:47Get your shit together Jack
00:03:49You don't have any real friends
00:03:51They think you're all weak
00:03:53You can hinge
00:03:54Fighting Venom
00:03:55Paxton Whitlock
00:03:56On tonight's win
00:03:57Clutching
00:04:01I'm gonna show them all
00:04:02I can beat Paxton Whitlock
00:04:04Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
00:04:09You really shouldn't do that in the dark
00:04:10You really shouldn't do that in the dark
00:04:11You really shouldn't do that in the dark
00:04:12And
00:04:13Told you
00:04:14Oh
00:04:18Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win
00:04:21Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:23I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:28Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:30He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament
00:04:33Good to meet you though
00:04:38You
00:04:39You need a new mop?
00:04:41You don't know who I am?
00:04:43Am I supposed to? You're a janitor
00:04:46I can't believe it
00:04:47I mean he bullied me for years
00:04:48He forgot me
00:04:49Good
00:04:50F*** the
00:04:51Luck
00:04:52Damn
00:04:52I should interview more often
00:04:54Camera
00:04:55He makes my job
00:04:56He hasn't changed at all
00:04:57He's still obsessed with himself
00:04:59Oh
00:05:00My God
00:05:02Paxton
00:05:03Angie?
00:05:04How are you doing?
00:05:05How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:07How have you been?
00:05:08I haven't seen you since college
00:05:09Broke some records
00:05:10Broke some hearts
00:05:11You know how it is
00:05:12God
00:05:12You look amazing
00:05:14Thank you
00:05:15By the way
00:05:15Have you seen your dad?
00:05:20Hi gym bunnies and gym rats
00:05:22Listen up
00:05:22Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments
00:05:27Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America
00:05:31As a welcome
00:05:32We're gonna have ourselves a little competition
00:05:35Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring
00:05:38I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fight
00:05:46This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all
00:05:48Let's get it on
00:05:49Come on
00:06:09You're next
00:06:11He's challenging me?
00:06:12Does he remember who I am?
00:06:14Looks like you're up, Todd
00:06:17Paxton!
00:06:18Hey!
00:06:19Don't act like you don't know me
00:06:20I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:06:23Winner
00:06:23Gets Enzo sponsorship
00:06:24The loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:29What?
00:06:29What's so funny?
00:06:34You're a twig, man
00:06:36I'd destroy you
00:06:37Why don't you make yourself useful
00:06:38And go wash my gym shorts
00:06:40See?
00:06:41I left them in the locker room on the floor
00:06:43Cause
00:06:44That's a real idea
00:06:47Alright, alright
00:06:49Come on
00:06:49Jack, cut it out
00:06:51Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter
00:06:54And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune
00:06:56You apologize right now or you're fired, boy
00:06:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:07:01Did you say
00:07:02Jack?
00:07:03So you finally remembered who I am
00:07:07Eh
00:07:07Doesn't ring a bell
00:07:10You're dead!
00:07:12Oh yeah
00:07:12Ha!
00:07:13And uh
00:07:14How do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:17Ha!
00:07:19Woo!
00:07:19Woo!
00:07:20Woo!
00:07:21Got it!
00:07:22Got it!
00:07:32You want me?
00:07:33Come and get me
00:07:41Careful there
00:07:42You might tire yourself out
00:07:44Shut up
00:07:50Thought you hit harder than that
00:07:51Oh
00:07:52Oh, you asked for it, you animal cake
00:08:02Vic
00:08:08You're a rat turning me down, Ange
00:08:10Vic
00:08:11Michelson
00:08:12Always
00:08:13Gets what he wants
00:08:14Ha!
00:08:15Ha!
00:08:15What do you say, Ange?
00:08:17Hmm?
00:08:18Are you gonna make an honest man?
00:08:19Are you?
00:08:20No!
00:08:21Ah!
00:08:22Ah!
00:08:23What are you doing?
00:08:23Go out there!
00:08:25Ah!
00:08:29Ah!
00:08:29I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser
00:08:33Ah!
00:08:34I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk
00:08:36Help!
00:08:38I mean a tax!
00:08:39Angie?
00:08:40Ugh!
00:08:43My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie
00:08:46What happened?
00:08:47Who did this to you?
00:08:48It's those fucking rat rooms
00:08:52What are you doing laying around?
00:08:54Go after them!
00:08:57What happened?
00:08:59It was Vic
00:09:00It was Vic
00:09:01He's a monster
00:09:02Vic?
00:09:03My chief investor?
00:09:08Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:10Vic's men
00:09:11I knew he was creepy but
00:09:12I didn't know he was a criminal
00:09:13Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg
00:09:17There's just more jerk underneath
00:09:19Guess he'd know all about that
00:09:20You wanna go another round?
00:09:21I don't see why not
00:09:25Hey
00:09:27Hey Jack
00:09:28From this day forward
00:09:29You're no longer my janitor
00:09:31What?
00:09:33Are you firing me?
00:09:35Enzo, you can't fire me
00:09:37What?
00:09:38No knucklehead
00:09:39I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor
00:09:41Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:45Jack
00:09:45Taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters
00:09:48Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:09:49No, you can't do that
00:09:50I'm the fighter you sponsored
00:09:51I won that fight
00:09:52Just settle down over there
00:09:54There's nothing in the rules says
00:09:55A gym can't sponsor two fighters
00:09:58I think Jack proved himself very capable
00:10:01Plus think about it
00:10:03The rags to riches story
00:10:04A once humble orphan janitor
00:10:07Now with a shot at the title
00:10:09He's gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:11What about me?
00:10:12You're both gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:14And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor
00:10:21Okay
00:10:23I'll do it
00:10:24So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day
00:10:28Try it punk
00:10:30Boys
00:10:31I got a paper to ask
00:10:32I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic
00:10:35Would either of you be interested?
00:10:37It'd be an honor
00:10:37I won't let you down
00:10:40That's perfect
00:10:41You're both hired
00:10:43Both of us?
00:10:45We are gonna be one
00:10:47Big
00:10:48Happy family
00:10:53She needs to learn the fundamentals
00:10:54You're teaching her nonsense
00:10:55What are you two doing?
00:10:58Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me stuff
00:11:00She needs to learn the fundamentals
00:11:01Stop
00:11:02Sweening your dicks around
00:11:04And talk
00:11:05Like functional adults
00:11:09Okay
00:11:10I studied for years
00:11:11At the world's top institutions
00:11:13With the best teachers
00:11:14Money can buy
00:11:14You wanna learn to fight, right?
00:11:16So
00:11:16Let me teach you
00:11:17The right way
00:11:19Well reasoned
00:11:20Jack?
00:11:21She wants to learn self defense
00:11:22Not professional fighting
00:11:23You idiot
00:11:24Hey
00:11:25Don't
00:11:27Okay
00:11:28It doesn't really make sense
00:11:30The style we're teaching her
00:11:31You know?
00:11:31It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring
00:11:33Jack's right
00:11:34Oh
00:11:36So go on
00:11:37Teach me
00:11:38You're my trainers, right?
00:11:39So give me a demonstration
00:11:50Alright
00:11:51I learned this when I lived on the streets
00:11:52And it's gonna come in handy
00:11:54When you face a larger opponent
00:11:55As a woman
00:11:56You know
00:11:56I'm sure
00:11:57They pin your hands down
00:11:58So
00:12:04Don't make it a whole thing now
00:12:12Alright Angie, so when we're in this position
00:12:14What you're gonna wanna do is
00:12:15You're gonna wanna go
00:12:16What is going on here?
00:12:19What is going on here?
00:12:22We were just
00:12:23You know what?
00:12:24I don't wanna know
00:12:25I don't wanna know
00:12:26I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today
00:12:29Here's 500 bucks
00:12:31Paxton
00:12:31Take him across town to the tournament HQ
00:12:34Show him how to sign up
00:12:36Right away, sir
00:12:40You snoozy lose, my boy
00:12:41Hey
00:12:42So
00:12:44I guess we'll just continue our lesson some other time
00:12:48Maybe we could meet up today
00:12:50At 7pm
00:12:52At the pre-tournament investors banquet
00:12:56Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training
00:13:00That's not why I'm asking you to come
00:13:05Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:08Yo!
00:13:10Let's go!
00:13:13I'll be there
00:13:15Don't be late
00:13:17Look man
00:13:19I don't like you
00:13:20And you don't like me
00:13:21We've established that, okay?
00:13:22So let's just go in there
00:13:23And make this as quick as possible
00:13:24Why?
00:13:25What's the hurry?
00:13:26You got a date or something?
00:13:29With Angie?
00:13:30Get out of town
00:13:31Sounds like you're jealous
00:13:32Jealous?
00:13:33Dude
00:13:34Been there, done that
00:13:35You know I'm not really into
00:13:36Reheating leftovers
00:13:38He used to date Angie?
00:13:40And besides
00:13:40We both know you'll fumble that either way
00:13:43I will not
00:13:46Whoa, no, no, no, no
00:13:47That's the entrance for veteran fighters
00:13:48All right
00:13:49Where did the rookies sign?
00:13:53What?
00:13:54It's locked
00:13:58Eventually?
00:14:00My date with Angie's at seven
00:14:01I'm gonna miss it
00:14:02And
00:14:03Fumble
00:14:05And
00:14:15Fumble
00:14:15Well, well, well
00:14:17Hey Luigi
00:14:18Look at the fart blew in
00:14:20Hey man, I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:22You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:23You look like you couldn't bench press a fly
00:14:26You look like a little boy
00:14:27Are you making fun of me?
00:14:29Duh
00:14:29You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:32We, uh, improve his luck a little bit
00:14:38Oh, what the?
00:14:41That's it!
00:14:45Whoa
00:14:46Looks like he actually can bench press a fly
00:14:48I don't need a tournament
00:14:49To freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces
00:14:53How you gonna register without any money?
00:14:55Yo
00:14:55Your back pocket
00:14:56Huh?
00:14:57Oh shit
00:15:07Wait
00:15:08Wait
00:15:16I need to find that kid faster
00:15:18Or I'm gonna miss my date with Angie
00:15:22Enzo
00:15:24Maybe I can just ask him for the money
00:15:25He'll understand, right?
00:15:27You're fired!
00:15:28And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:32That's a bad idea
00:15:35Angie
00:15:35Maybe you saw the money
00:15:38What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:41I deserve someone hotter
00:15:42Richer
00:15:43And better
00:15:44Than you
00:15:45Yo!
00:15:47You looking for me?
00:15:54Oh!
00:15:59Jesus, man!
00:16:00What the fuck?
00:16:01That's a strong reaction
00:16:02Been looking for you
00:16:04What's wrong?
00:16:05I might have lost my money
00:16:07Oh!
00:16:07You what?
00:16:10Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you
00:16:11It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:12I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking
00:16:14Wow, what an all over twist, right?
00:16:16All right
00:16:16I'll take pity on you
00:16:18How much you need?
00:16:18I don't need your money, man
00:16:20I'm gonna find the kid
00:16:21I don't need a freaking handout from you
00:16:22All right
00:16:24Whatever you say, dawg
00:16:27Think Jack
00:16:28Think
00:16:28Think
00:16:29Think
00:16:29That kid
00:16:29Kind of reminds me of myself at his age
00:16:34There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble
00:16:44He really is just like me
00:16:46Listen
00:16:47My parents own a satellite imaging company
00:16:50They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:53Oh!
00:16:55Nice job
00:16:58Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:59Let's beat that job
00:17:01Well, what are you waiting for?
00:17:03Let's beat that job
00:17:04Well, what are you waiting for?
00:17:05We can't
00:17:05He's just a kid
00:17:06We can't beat him up
00:17:07He's a thief
00:17:09He's a thief
00:17:10He's a thief
00:17:10He's a thief
00:17:12He's like
00:17:12Just like I was
00:17:15Thought he was just probably an orphan, too
00:17:16Homeless
00:17:19He needs the money more than I do
00:17:22Did you
00:17:22You said a...
00:17:24Homeless orphan
00:17:29Ah
00:17:30Let him keep it
00:17:31Honestly
00:17:32It reminds me of someone
00:17:36I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:39Has Paxton changed?
00:17:46Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me.
00:17:51Got better shit to do now.
00:17:53Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:57Well, I'm about to dip.
00:18:00By the way, don't you have that date?
00:18:06Shit, I still need to register.
00:18:10No, no, no, no, wait, please.
00:18:13I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:15Here, I know it's not enough money.
00:18:16Look, baby, save it.
00:18:18We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:19But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:21I was waiting outside, you can't close now.
00:18:23It's out of my hands.
00:18:24I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:31Shit, not those guys again.
00:18:33Hey!
00:18:35Wait up.
00:18:37Look who it is.
00:18:39Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:42So what do you want?
00:18:43A challenge.
00:18:44If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:48What if you lose, huh?
00:18:50What could you even offer?
00:18:52Where did she come from now?
00:19:03Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:19:06Give me that shit.
00:19:06Get out of here.
00:19:14Finally.
00:19:15Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxton Whitlock.
00:19:23Hello?
00:19:24Angie?
00:19:24Where are you, Jack?
00:19:26Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:31I'm coming.
00:19:33Stay right there.
00:19:43Angie!
00:19:46There you are.
00:19:47I'm sorry.
00:19:48You left me waiting.
00:19:51You look beautiful.
00:19:54I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but where
00:20:00the hell is Vic?
00:20:01It's all right now.
00:20:02Did he touch you?
00:20:03He got scared off.
00:20:04Did he hurt you?
00:20:05It's fine.
00:20:07He got scared off.
00:20:09Bye.
00:20:09You sure you want me to wear this?
00:20:11I mean, red is so not my color.
00:20:16Oh, hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:20What is he doing here?
00:20:22I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:25Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:20:30I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:31It's just that, with it being the investors' banquet, I just wanted some protection in
00:20:35case Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:36And so when you were late, I called Paxton and-
00:20:39Look, no need to explain, Angie.
00:20:41It's all right.
00:20:41It's clear.
00:20:42Of the two of us, I'm just-
00:20:44I'm more reliable.
00:20:47It's fine, right?
00:20:48Everything is fine.
00:20:50Double the date, it's double the protection, right?
00:20:54And double the fun.
00:20:56So, what do you say?
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:01Fine.
00:21:02As you wish.
00:21:04All right.
00:21:05I got one.
00:21:09Here.
00:21:10Use the shed to change.
00:21:13I'll meet you and the ballroom after.
00:21:14Yes, ma'am.
00:21:19You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:21I think she likes it.
00:21:23No.
00:21:24She likes me, man.
00:21:32Briefs?
00:21:33What?
00:21:33What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:34I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:21:38What do you wear?
00:21:39Baggy boxers?
00:21:47He does wear baggy.
00:21:48You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:53Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:57Look, dude, if you want to be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just going to go ask
00:22:02Angie for a dance right now.
00:22:03Right now.
00:22:05She'd never dance with you.
00:22:07You think so?
00:22:08We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:22:11If you forgot.
00:22:12We used to love dancing real.
00:22:18Dirty.
00:22:20Dirty dancing.
00:22:23Hey!
00:22:24Give me back my pants!
00:22:25Hey!
00:22:26Give me back my...
00:22:29Pants.
00:22:32Pants.
00:22:34Pants.
00:22:36Shit!
00:22:37What should I do now?
00:22:54What are you wearing?
00:22:56I can explain.
00:22:57Wow!
00:22:58Where did you get that outfit?
00:23:00On clearance from the dumpster store?
00:23:02Or...
00:23:03Well, I think it's perfect.
00:23:05Thanks, Angie.
00:23:07I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:23:10Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:23:12Rags to riches.
00:23:13Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:16We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:23:21Alright, you guys stay put.
00:23:23I'll be right back with some, uh...
00:23:25Investors to schmoes.
00:23:27You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:28Aw, thanks, Doug.
00:23:34Angie Bianchi.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36He's about to make a move.
00:23:37May I have this dance?
00:23:40I don't know.
00:23:42I don't know if this is like a girl like it.
00:23:43Wow!
00:23:44Um...
00:23:45Angie, before you decide anything,
00:23:47just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:48He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:50And I like...
00:23:52You were both my dates.
00:23:54Right?
00:23:55And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:24:01Everybody needs somebody
00:24:04And you're the one I want
00:24:07Feels like a miracle
00:24:11Feels like a miracle
00:24:15Feels like a miracle
00:24:17Feels like a miracle
00:24:21When I'm with you
00:24:29Everybody, move your body
00:24:32Hold me close and join the party
00:24:36Jack, come on
00:24:37No, what are you doing, man?
00:24:40Come on, come on, let's go
00:24:44What was that?
00:24:45I was just feeling the moment
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me
00:24:51What?
00:24:52Angie, I've cared for you, you know that
00:24:55What's wrong?
00:24:56I want you to stop bullying Jack
00:24:58There was a full suit in the back I gave him
00:25:01Where's the pants, huh?
00:25:04Angie, I missed him
00:25:16What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:18Mind if I take a tournament dance floor
00:25:19Or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:22Why?
00:25:24Alright, Jack, this is Cynthia
00:25:26He's the president of the tournament rules committee
00:25:28This is the man I've been telling you about
00:25:31The Jack janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:34Come on, Jack, introduce yourself
00:25:35Alright, it's good to have you here
00:25:37Smells like a dirty old diaper
00:25:42I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper
00:25:47Alright, now hold on
00:25:48Jack's a great fighter
00:25:49He might even take on Paxton one day
00:25:53This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:58That would be a brand image disaster
00:26:01His kind does not deserve to be in our tournament
00:26:04The public life is for the rich
00:26:12Hey!
00:26:12You think you could be our friend?
00:26:14You don't belong with us
00:26:18Cynthia, he's a good fighter
00:26:19He's a good kid
00:26:32Maybe they're alright about me
00:26:35I don't belong here
00:26:38I don't belong anywhere
00:26:45Jesus, grab the fucking girl, come on!
00:26:47Help! Help! Somebody help me! Help!
00:26:50Angie?
00:26:56Jackie, my boy!
00:26:58How you doing, kid?
00:27:00I hope you already ate since I...
00:27:02I ran out of dog food
00:27:07What's so funny?
00:27:08Oh, Paxton
00:27:09Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke
00:27:13He says that little janitor that he's been carting around
00:27:16Has what it takes to beat you
00:27:18Yeah, I don't know about all that
00:27:20But I'll tell you one thing about him
00:27:22He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook
00:27:25Than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life
00:27:28Excellent!
00:27:29I never...
00:27:30If he wants to fight me
00:27:31I say let him fight me
00:27:32I'm the best in the world
00:27:35I determine who's a worthy opponent or not
00:27:37So believe me when I say that that kid
00:27:40There is no one else like him
00:27:45What do you want with Angie?
00:27:47Is it obvious?
00:27:49I'm gonna take it to City Hall and I'm gonna marry you
00:27:54Oh, look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep!
00:27:57You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:28:01I'm up the floor with two guys earlier
00:28:03What's doing that, Vic?
00:28:05Three?
00:28:06Yeah, three more times, huh?
00:28:09This guy's funny
00:28:10I'll be sure to write that in your obituary
00:28:12Get this motherfucker, now!
00:28:14Let's go
00:28:20Alright
00:28:21What's two more times?
00:28:25Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:27Cynthia could have been our windfall investor
00:28:30Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:31Me?
00:28:31I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament
00:28:36You should be thanking me
00:28:37Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:41Okay, okay
00:28:42Wow
00:28:42Enough, enough
00:28:43Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anyone?
00:28:54Angie, you alright in there?
00:28:56It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine
00:28:59What a great performance
00:29:01But let's get real
00:29:03You're alone
00:29:05And you ain't invincible
00:29:18Where's Angie?
00:29:19She's in the trunk, man
00:29:20I got this
00:29:21Hey, shut up
00:29:22I need you on my six
00:29:34Angie!
00:29:35Hey, boys
00:29:37Care to give me a hand?
00:29:39I'll try
00:29:43I think a thank you is in order
00:29:45If you two had actually protected me
00:29:48Like I hired you two instead of bickering all night
00:29:51I could have avoided this a little less
00:29:53But yeah, thanks
00:29:58I don't give a shit if you're sleeping
00:29:59Wake the fuck up
00:30:09It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes
00:30:12Until next time
00:30:14Until next time
00:30:20Is this your beer?
00:30:31Look, she's right, you know
00:30:34Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:30:36Until the tournament is over
00:30:37No, man
00:30:39But what about
00:30:39We got a tournament to fight
00:30:41All right?
00:30:42Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge
00:30:44Trust me
00:30:45We got enough to deal with
00:30:46Without being at each other's throats
00:30:48What do you say?
00:30:49Deal?
00:30:52Truce
00:30:53I'm still gonna beat you one day
00:30:57We'll get our fight
00:30:59In time
00:31:02I got money to spend
00:31:04Janitor
00:31:05That needs to be taken out
00:31:06With the fucking trash
00:31:07It needs to be done fucking yesterday
00:31:12All right, you ready?
00:31:14Mm-hmm
00:31:14Okay
00:31:16Is that too hard?
00:31:18No, I'm fine
00:31:19What?
00:31:20Not some fragile princess
00:31:22I got stamina
00:31:25Wait
00:31:25Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:30Oh, God
00:31:30Am I flirting back?
00:31:33Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:31:35Until the tournament is over
00:31:37We're good
00:31:38Where are you going?
00:31:39All right, I need to take a shower
00:31:44Bye
00:31:45Bye
00:31:51Well, that didn't work
00:31:56That's it
00:32:04What's going on?
00:32:05Tournament announced the first round of fights
00:32:08Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:32:11I hope it's him
00:32:13Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round
00:32:16And the unlucky Paxton is
00:32:23What?
00:32:25What's wrong?
00:32:26I had no clue he got out so soon
00:32:29Dude
00:32:30You're fighting Andre Giganti
00:32:32Wait, wait, wait
00:32:33Who's Andre?
00:32:35Pack it up, Andre
00:32:37Looks like you're a free man once again
00:32:42Most people
00:32:43That get in the ring with Andre Giganti
00:32:45Don't come out alive
00:32:47Come off of it, man
00:32:48You're just trying to scare me
00:32:49It's got to be myth
00:32:52What?
00:32:54Right?
00:32:56Well, you know what I always do
00:32:58When I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me
00:33:04I go to the spa
00:33:09I've never been to one of you
00:33:10Dude
00:33:10What are you talking about?
00:33:18You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:33:21Where does it say that?
00:33:22You're gonna get heat stroked, dude
00:33:24You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:27Okay
00:33:27Well
00:33:28It's your funeral
00:33:32Finally
00:33:37Paxton
00:33:37If that's you, man
00:33:39Close the door
00:33:39You're letting out all the hot air
00:33:41He's so annoying
00:33:44And you are?
00:33:46Andre Giganti
00:33:47Is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:51Andre Giganti
00:33:52Is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:54No!
00:33:55No!
00:33:56Hey!
00:33:57I'm trapped in here
00:33:58Angie!
00:33:59Paxton!
00:34:03Man, spa day was a good idea
00:34:05Oh, thanks
00:34:07You know, I
00:34:08I think Jack's really enjoying himself
00:34:11Who knows with that guy
00:34:12Where is he?
00:34:14By the way
00:34:14He's, uh
00:34:17Help!
00:34:18He's sweating it out in the sauna
00:34:20Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed
00:34:22When he's in there
00:34:23Put it weirdo, right?
00:34:25I hate to admit Paxton was right
00:34:31Why can't they hear me?
00:34:33Are they flirting?
00:34:37Oh, I think
00:34:38I'm gonna die
00:34:44Angie
00:34:45I tried to tell him
00:34:47A lot of guys prefer to go nude
00:34:49Angie!
00:34:56What the hell happened?
00:34:59All right, man?
00:35:00Let's go
00:35:04So Andre tried to kill Jack
00:35:06That's what he says
00:35:07I mean, he was delirious
00:35:10But
00:35:10I believe him
00:35:12I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage accidents
00:35:17In the ring and elsewhere
00:35:20But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously
00:35:23And I know you didn't pay Andre
00:35:24It doesn't matter who hired him
00:35:26I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring
00:35:28Jack, let me handle this
00:35:30All right, if Andre really is an assassin
00:35:33We can use my parents' resources to gather that
00:35:35I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags
00:35:37Dude
00:35:38Is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:41Whatever, man
00:35:44You said someone would need to see Jack as competition
00:35:46Until we kill him, right?
00:35:49What if it is a tournament competition?
00:35:54Where you gettin' at?
00:35:57I think I know who's got it out for Jack
00:36:08Gotcha, bitch
00:36:28You're being an idiot again, Jack
00:36:35A big dumb idiot
00:36:38I've gotta handle this myself
00:36:41You know, it's my first fight in the tournament
00:36:42And I've got a lot to prove
00:36:44What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:51Angie's off-limits for the both of us
00:36:53Until the tournament is over
00:36:55We gotta take a shove
00:36:57Stop!
00:36:59Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:37:04That sauna thing really scared me
00:37:05What if I lost you?
00:37:07I don't need your help, Angie
00:37:08No one can do everything themselves
00:37:10Vic wants to kill you because you helped me
00:37:13The least you could do is talk to me
00:37:16Hey, Jack!
00:37:17You ready to go?
00:37:26Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed
00:37:28Can I ask you a question?
00:37:31What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:37:33Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:34Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma
00:37:39is uncalled for
00:37:40Yeah, whatever
00:37:48A gift
00:37:50Place lead
00:37:51with 40 pounds of extra wallop
00:37:53in each fist
00:37:54One punch to the chest
00:37:56and the unlucky son of a bitch
00:37:58is gonna stop breathing
00:37:59permanently
00:38:21If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring
00:38:23there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock
00:38:27Ladies and gentlemen here in the road
00:38:30We're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits
00:38:35You've all heard the rumors
00:38:36They do him no injustice
00:38:39Introducing
00:38:40In this corner
00:38:41The reigning reaper of the ring
00:38:44Andre Gigante!
00:38:47Ladies and gentlemen
00:38:48A slight change of plans
00:38:50Turns out Andre Gigante
00:38:52will not be fighting this evening
00:38:53No, no
00:38:54What are you doing, dude?
00:38:55Stop!
00:38:56Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:39:01Fuck!
00:39:02Oof!
00:39:03Caught you red-handed
00:39:04Or should I say
00:39:06Heavy-handed
00:39:22You alright?
00:39:23I don't care that he cheated
00:39:25I just
00:39:26I wanted to win
00:39:27I needed
00:39:29to win, Angie
00:39:30Jack
00:39:32It's okay that you got help
00:39:33I had help
00:39:34Knowing you were out there watching me
00:39:39That sounded a lot less
00:39:41won't be in my head
00:39:56Uh, uh, yeah
00:39:58I need to take a shower
00:40:00I can help with that
00:40:10Hey, Jack!
00:40:12You see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:40:15It's fucking priceless, man
00:40:17Uh, I know Andre got disqualified
00:40:19But, uh, there's still a participation trophy
00:40:22If you still wanna...
00:40:25Jack?
00:40:38All right, Andrew
00:40:39Show me what you got
00:40:40Come on
00:40:53That was great!
00:40:55Really, just...
00:40:56Except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:40:59Come on, I'll talk
00:41:00That's uncalled for, man
00:41:01You wanted to teach your street fighting, right?
00:41:03Yet you're...
00:41:04Taking it easy with...
00:41:05With kid gloves
00:41:06I wonder why
00:41:07Why don't you try that on me?
00:41:12Alright, let's go
00:41:13Here we go
00:41:13Come on, man
00:41:17Are you serious?
00:41:18No!
00:41:19Hey, hey, I'm okay
00:41:21Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:41:23Cause, uh...
00:41:24Vic won't use restraint
00:41:25If I'm not mistaken
00:41:28I wanna try again
00:41:29No, it's alright
00:41:31It's...
00:41:31Relax
00:41:33Boys!
00:41:34In my office!
00:41:42Call came in this morning
00:41:44Your next match
00:41:46Arizona
00:41:47Wait
00:41:48What are you saying?
00:41:49You two are gonna road trip together
00:41:50Just the two of you
00:41:52Let me get this straight
00:41:53This dullard
00:41:54Attacks me earlier
00:41:55And now
00:41:56I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:42:00How can this day get any better?
00:42:04Your cheap-ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:42:08Ah, scum
00:42:15Hey
00:42:16I was using them
00:42:17Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed
00:42:19So I gotta build a pillow border
00:42:21They're called fashion briefs
00:42:23You classless dullard
00:42:25Stop calling me a duck
00:42:27What?
00:42:29Just go to bed, man
00:42:37Okay, look
00:42:39Clearly you're angry at me
00:42:40Or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that
00:42:42So why don't you just tell me what's going on
00:42:43Because we've been traveling all day
00:42:45I got a match in the morning
00:42:46And I wanna get some sleep
00:42:47I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match
00:42:51Wait
00:42:51What?
00:42:52That's why you're mad?
00:42:53We made a pact, man
00:42:55No one dates Angie until the tournament's over
00:42:57You hurt Angie to get back at me
00:43:03You ungrateful snake
00:43:04You only slept with her cause you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass
00:43:17I've loved Angie since we were kids
00:43:19You wouldn't know anything about that
00:43:23Oh, God
00:43:24I'm f***ing up
00:43:26I wouldn't know what love is
00:43:28Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:43:30I'm gonna kill you
00:43:33I hate you
00:43:38Police!
00:43:40Open up
00:43:41Police!
00:43:43Open up
00:43:46Hey, officer
00:43:49You two alright in there?
00:43:50You two alright in there?
00:43:51We're both great
00:43:52We're good
00:43:52Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation
00:43:58Ah
00:43:58Yeah
00:43:59Um
00:43:59Yeah, we're both straight guys
00:44:01So, you know, nothing's going on here
00:44:03He did this to me because I refused to be the little spoon officer
00:44:06What?
00:44:07What?
00:44:08I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth
00:44:10No
00:44:11That's not
00:44:14True
00:44:21This bed
00:44:23It's so uncomfortable
00:44:26I can't believe I had to stay here all night
00:44:31Would you shut up crazy guy?
00:44:33Your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:36My damn
00:44:38Some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:47Finally
00:44:48Finally
00:44:49Some peace and quiet
00:44:53Rise and jump on us Jack
00:44:55You're free to go
00:45:00Sleep would have been nice
00:45:03Ooh
00:45:06Off to a real star for young hopeful Jack Hertz
00:45:12Keep your head up Jack
00:45:13Keep your head up Jack
00:45:15Ugh
00:45:23Sorry Angie
00:45:24Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:45:39What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:41What?
00:45:41What's wrong with me?
00:45:43I told you I cared for you and you go fuck that idiot
00:45:46That had nothing to do with you
00:45:48Oh really?
00:45:51Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:55Jack is not just some random janitor
00:45:57I've known him my whole life
00:45:59We both have
00:46:02Of course you're just so self-centered
00:46:04You totally forgot him
00:46:05I just met the guy a few weeks ago
00:46:07Jack grew up as a homeless orphan Paxton
00:46:15He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much
00:46:19You don't even see him
00:46:23He just wants to be seen
00:46:25He just wants to be seen
00:46:33This is amazing folks, I've never seen anything like it
00:46:35I don't know if I buy some old vendetta
00:46:37He's promised supernatural force
00:46:40Watered by sheer force and will
00:46:41But no matter how many times
00:46:43This rookie gets knocked down
00:46:44He just can get back up
00:46:46It's like the universe just isn't allowing him
00:46:48So stay down
00:46:49He just wants to be seen
00:47:02You can do it Jack
00:47:04You can outlast him
00:47:22I can't believe it
00:47:23Jack hurts win
00:47:25Without letting
00:47:26A stable zone
00:47:27I can't believe it
00:47:30Jack hurts win
00:47:33Without letting
00:47:33A stable zone
00:47:34I
00:47:36Jack just
00:47:37Jack just won
00:47:38Sounds like you've finally seen it
00:47:40Now
00:47:41Can we get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:43Yeah
00:47:43Yeah
00:47:44What's the real reason you called?
00:47:46Oh
00:47:46There's nothing
00:47:47Just
00:47:47Big broke in here and
00:47:49Attacked me
00:47:50In my home
00:47:53What?
00:47:53He what?
00:47:54Attacked me
00:47:55In my home
00:47:56It's okay though
00:47:57I took care of it
00:47:58Turns out all that self defense training really paid off
00:48:00Wait
00:48:01What
00:48:01What do you mean?
00:48:02I got him gagged and hog tied on my living room floor
00:48:06Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone
00:48:14What do you have to see for yourself Buster?
00:48:17Who say?
00:48:18That I came alone huh?
00:48:28Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in harming the pretty lady
00:48:36Hello? Angie? Angie!
00:48:42Angie, where are you? I'll check upstairs.
00:48:50Paxton! Paxton!
00:48:52What? What happened? I know.
00:48:54What does it say?
00:48:56If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:59Just you two. Alone.
00:49:03Hey, Jack, wait up. Don't follow me.
00:49:05Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:49:07I don't care. Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:49:10It's both our jobs.
00:49:18Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:49:22Where's Angie?
00:49:24She's sick.
00:49:25We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:49:27If you beat all of us, all three of yous can go on your merry way.
00:49:31Enlighten me.
00:49:33What if we lose?
00:49:35Let's just say...
00:49:38What happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:49:42Get off.
00:49:47You remember me?
00:49:48Nope.
00:49:50I'll handle this.
00:49:51Why do you always have to be so difficult?
00:49:53There. Two for Ichi.
00:49:57Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:58I don't care. Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:50:09What's going on out there?
00:50:11Hey, no talking.
00:50:15I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating these
00:50:19guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:50:20Fine. But I'm still not that way yet.
00:50:25What if this is gonna happen then?
00:50:26What if that is going to happen?
00:50:26Oh yeah.
00:50:37Fuck me.
00:50:40Look at you.
00:50:41He's got them.
00:50:42Shut up.
00:50:43There's nothing.
00:50:44I'm still not gonna happen, man.
00:50:48корпus.
00:50:49All right.
00:50:50What's it?
00:50:51Aw, man.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:51You're not gonna have a fight?
00:50:52Keep on your hands with your hands with your knees?
00:50:53Yeah, you're gonna have enough.
00:50:54beauty oh it's too bad I know why cuz it's gonna be your last might as well
00:51:01save us the effort hand Angie over now you pissed off the two best fighters in
00:51:05the world
00:51:10dude I had cake for lunch dude take off your shirt fine together we can't lose
00:51:27it's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they
00:51:31didn't even tie my hands that does give me an idea what are you into huh big man
00:51:39like you strong hands thick fingers but you know just how to get a girl I didn't
00:51:47say you could speak oh come on don't be a prude what do you like to do in bed
00:51:53come on you can tell mommy why do you want to know why didn't you come over
00:51:57here and put me in my place you know what I think I think you're not man enough say
00:52:05that again
00:52:17Arizona strategy agreed let's wear them down let's get
00:52:21let's do this this is for some new heels
00:52:47why don't you just give up huh
00:52:53Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down just like my last 30 opponents
00:52:57why don't we make them come to us
00:52:59hey shitballs I escaped
00:53:11thank you
00:53:12alright alright
00:53:16oh
00:53:17you're not so bad either
00:53:20come on
00:53:27man I'm sober
00:53:28man I don't get it does she like me or does she like you
00:53:32let's figure it out later man we can both use some sleep
00:53:35man you have no idea tell me about it
00:53:41which one of you is Vic Michelson
00:53:47hey ma call the tournament rules committee tell them I got a lovely little video to show
00:53:53them
00:54:03you know sometimes I forget you're still a janitor
00:54:07it's crazy
00:54:09still haven't forgiven you for Arizona you know
00:54:12we're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament
00:54:14looking forward to it
00:54:16boys
00:54:18in my office
00:54:19now
00:54:25I'm ruined
00:54:27everything I've worked for no one's going to invest in this gym now
00:54:31what are you talking about Intel
00:54:33your fight with Vic went viral
00:54:35and the committee saw it they're kicking you out of the tournament
00:54:40what
00:54:41wait what are you talking about
00:54:42the rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me
00:54:46they think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight
00:54:50I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters
00:54:53who knew
00:54:54so that's it
00:54:55we're disqualified then
00:54:57oh no
00:54:57just one of you
00:54:59the other one gets to continue on to the finals
00:55:02and they said I gotta choose
00:55:04choose
00:55:05wait wait you're picking me right
00:55:07I ain't decided that yet
00:55:09okay no offense but I'm the reigning champ here
00:55:12I mean before this Jack was a nobody janitor
00:55:14some nobody janitor who can kick your ass
00:55:16oh my god get over yourself man
00:55:18look I didn't mean it like that
00:55:20but Jack come on if anyone deserves this
00:55:22play me for it then
00:55:23oh you're scared now buddy
00:55:25oh wait hold on hold on hold on
00:55:27oh that's perfect
00:55:28a fight
00:55:29about a rules committee
00:55:31they think you two aren't for real rivals
00:55:33why not give them a show huh
00:55:35we can even live stream it
00:55:37bringing money for the gym
00:55:39I'm gonna start arranging the details
00:55:41you two get ready for the fight of your lives
00:55:45you can't be serious right now
00:55:46serious is a heart attack
00:55:48if you two don't fight
00:55:49I'm gonna lose everything I built here
00:55:51so for the one who comes out of the ring the winner
00:55:54glad to have you
00:55:55but for the loser
00:55:57sorry
00:55:58you gotta leave this gym for good
00:56:04it's the only way Paxton
00:56:06this is just what you wanted
00:56:07isn't it
00:56:07to ruin my life
00:56:09you know what
00:56:10why wait for the fight
00:56:11let's settle this right here right now
00:56:13whoa whoa whoa what is going to have stop
00:56:16Angie
00:56:17we need to settle this right here
00:56:19which one of us do you want
00:56:21where is this coming from
00:56:22you know what I want to know too
00:56:23okay you kissed him at the banquet
00:56:25and we made love in the showers at the arena
00:56:27is this for real
00:56:28are we for real
00:56:30if you have to ask
00:56:31you are still a big dumb idiot
00:56:34and you are too
00:56:36this drama isn't about me
00:56:38and it never was
00:56:39the two of you need to figure out
00:56:41whatever this is between you
00:56:43otherwise I don't want anything to do
00:56:45with either of you
00:57:00two childhood rivals
00:57:02in a fight
00:57:03ten years in the making
00:57:05in one corner
00:57:07a golden boy champ
00:57:09with a god given mandate of heaven
00:57:12inches away from the title
00:57:14he was born to claim
00:57:16versus
00:57:17trash born rookie underdog
00:57:19whose sole dream is to steal his thunder
00:57:23this is one for the history books
00:57:25man you're gonna want to watch this
00:57:28you are gonna watch this live
00:57:34you know
00:57:35there was this homeless orphan kid
00:57:38I found living in an alley behind my school growing up
00:57:41he always wanted to hang out with me
00:57:43for some reason it
00:57:45really got under my skin
00:57:47he wasn't afraid of me
00:57:48he had nothing to lose
00:57:50I don't remember it huh
00:57:56look man
00:57:57let's go out there
00:57:58and give that crowd a real good show
00:58:00we'll exchange some blows
00:58:03spit out some blood
00:58:04make things real dramatic
00:58:06and in the second half
00:58:08you throw the match
00:58:10what
00:58:11I need you to throw it man
00:58:13I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title
00:58:15I mean all my parents investments
00:58:16all my best years
00:58:17would be for nothing
00:58:18if I get disqualified
00:58:19that's it man
00:58:20come on help me out here
00:58:21no no
00:58:22I'm not gonna do that
00:58:23I'm not throwing the fight
00:58:24dude
00:58:25you don't even want this
00:58:26you haven't worked half as hard for a
00:58:28yet I'm better
00:58:29I'm better
00:58:30and I'm gonna prove today that I'm better too
00:58:31you wanna beat me in a fight
00:58:34fine
00:58:34we'll have that fight
00:58:36some other day
00:58:36in some other arena
00:58:37but today is do or die
00:58:39there are people
00:58:40watching out there man
00:58:41today means something
00:58:42you don't understand man
00:58:44that's exactly why I need to do it
00:58:45to prove that I can
00:58:48wow
00:58:49after everything we've been through
00:58:50you still fucking hate me don't you
00:58:55why
00:58:56before I hated you
00:58:57all I ever wanted was to be your friend
00:58:59you just always made me feel like I deserve to be alone
00:59:04and now I'm gonna make sure you know how it feels
00:59:08I'm gonna beat you
00:59:09boys what are you still doing back here
00:59:11that fight's about to start
00:59:19maybe you do deserve to be alone
00:59:37I'm gonna fucking kill him
00:59:40I want a clean fight
00:59:42why don't you tell that to Paxton
00:59:43he's the one prone to cheap shots
00:59:45whatever it takes to survive yeah
00:59:46ain't that what you told Angie
00:59:48alright alright
00:59:50and
00:59:53fight
01:00:01wow
01:00:02that's a lot of yours
01:00:03I thought you weren't gonna come
01:00:05I'm gonna bring myself to miss it
01:00:19you better give up now
01:00:20it's only gonna get worse from here
01:00:28hey I told you two I want a clean fight
01:00:36hey I'm watching you two
01:00:38I'm okay
01:00:39I'm okay.
01:00:40I'm okay.
01:00:45I'm okay.
01:00:45He's never gonna give up, is he?
01:00:48He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:50He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:53He just wants to be seen.
01:00:56Do I need to win that badly?
01:01:02Here, take this whistle.
01:01:03I need you to keep an eye on the foot.
01:01:05What are you doing?
01:01:06Leaving?
01:01:06Some asshole's posting an illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.
01:01:12So?
01:01:13So I'm gonna call Paxton's old man.
01:01:14I'm gonna find out who's taking my money.
01:01:18Stay here and announce the fight.
01:01:22Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:01:26Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment,
01:01:30but anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:01:33These fucking guys, huh?
01:01:34I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:01:38It don't matter mom, okay?
01:01:40All the money comes to the family.
01:01:42And you know what they say?
01:01:43The house always wins.
01:01:47I should've known you two chuckle fucks were related.
01:01:50Enzo!
01:01:51Enzo?
01:01:52What are you doing in our house?
01:01:54I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:58If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:02:00No!
01:02:02No!
01:02:03No!
01:02:07No!
01:02:08No!
01:02:09No!
01:02:16Why isn't he blocking?
01:02:18It's like he's giving up.
01:02:19No!
01:02:20No!
01:02:24Something just happened!
01:02:25Paxton is down!
01:02:27He seems injured!
01:02:38What the hell, Paxton?
01:02:39Paxton?
01:02:40Paxton?
01:02:41Why don't you block me?
01:02:42I'm throwing, stupid.
01:02:43You need this more than I do.
01:02:45Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:46You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:48This is for real, man.
01:02:49I just don't want it anymore.
01:02:51Alright?
01:02:52It's cool.
01:02:52Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:03:00Ow!
01:03:01Ow!
01:03:01Ow!
01:03:01Ow!
01:03:02My ankle!
01:03:03Ow!
01:03:03I'm done!
01:03:04My ankle!
01:03:05What are you doing?
01:03:06Get up!
01:03:06I can beat your ass some other day.
01:03:08I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:03:11What?
01:03:12Oh, God!
01:03:13Oh, God!
01:03:14I'm done!
01:03:15I lost!
01:03:16Oh!
01:03:16My stomach!
01:03:17Oh!
01:03:18No!
01:03:19Jack's the winner!
01:03:20No!
01:03:21I lost!
01:03:22You win!
01:03:24Paxton won!
01:03:25No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:03:27Ah!
01:03:28Oh!
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:30It's a draw!
01:03:43That was amazing!
01:03:45What the hell was that?
01:03:47I, I don't, I don't even know.
01:03:49I, I guess we...
01:03:51Who cares?
01:03:53Good news!
01:03:55The gym is rich again!
01:03:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:04:00Vic's plans, they agreed to invest.
01:04:02You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:04:05Ha, ha, ha!
01:04:07Don't do that!
01:04:08Just send them to jail!
01:04:09What do I mean?
01:04:10It's money!
01:04:12Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:04:13Okay, okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:04:18You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:04:20Not as individual fighters.
01:04:22But you made us so much money!
01:04:26I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:04:29A team?
01:04:31Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:04:35What's seven more continents, right?
01:04:37So long as this oath agrees.
01:04:40What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:04:51Great form, Becca!
01:04:54Thanks, Angie.
01:04:55I had a great teacher.
01:04:56Alright, that is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:05:00I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as
01:05:05a weapon.
01:05:09Hey, Future Light.
01:05:12Hey.
01:05:14How's class going?
01:05:16Really great.
01:05:18Cool.
01:05:19Speaking of, it looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:05:23Let him have his fun.
01:05:26Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:05:28The world championship fighters tonight.
01:05:31Come on, let's go!
01:05:45Dude!
01:05:45Can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:48Come on!
01:05:49Still gotta win, man.
01:05:50Dude!
01:05:51Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:53Come on.
01:05:54Speaking of doubts.
01:05:56How are you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:58Come on, hit me straight.
01:05:59Nah, I don't know, man.
01:06:01I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:06:04They protect the little guys!
01:06:05I get it.
01:06:05I get it.
01:06:08Ah, dude.
01:06:11Man.
01:06:13I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:06:15Me too.
01:06:15Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:06:18Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals!
01:06:27You ready?
01:06:29I was born ready.
01:06:32Let's go.
01:06:33Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:06:36Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Paxton Wicklaw!
01:06:44Woo!
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