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00:10Jane, get that ball!
00:14Yep, that's me, Jane.
00:17As plain as my name.
00:26You clumsy idiots!
00:29Oh my God!
00:30Can you believe that she wants to be a South Bay talent?
00:33The closest she'll ever get is wearing that stupid costume.
00:36Little Miss Jane the Freak.
00:38You want to be a cheerleader so bad, don't you?
00:42I do want to be a cheerleader.
00:44And Sophia Green is the captain.
00:46And she decides who gets to be on the team every year.
00:49This little bird is going to lick my shoe to be a cheerleader.
00:53Happy Meal?
00:54Who lost a bet with a chicken nugget?
01:16Who is that?
01:18That's William Henley, star of the basketball team.
01:20He just transferred here from out of state.
01:24Oh my God.
01:33He's mine.
01:34Tee me up.
01:39He can't take his eyes off you.
01:41True captain and basketball team captain.
01:43You guys belong together.
01:45I know.
01:48Look at this pathetic rooster.
01:50You really think you have a chance with him?
01:52Go clean up the floor, freak.
02:01Got me good.
02:05What is up?
02:22and that was my first kiss
02:26that was my first kiss
02:31are you okay?
02:35you bleeding?
02:37let me take you to the nurse
02:50that little skank
03:01what just happened?
03:03it was an accident
03:04I didn't mean to
03:05I've never kissed anyone before
03:07then you're naturally a good kisser
03:11guys like him must have kissed a lot of girls
03:13total playboy
03:15William
03:16I'm Jane
03:17I know
03:18Jane Smith?
03:20how does he know my name?
03:22you don't remember me, do you?
03:26I don't know
03:29my dad's calling
03:32hello?
03:33what?
03:35has she forgotten me already?
03:38what do you mean?
03:39our house has been destroyed by a tornado
03:41dad
03:41I'm still on my business trip
03:42but do you remember the Henley neighbors?
03:44with that chubby kid they used to play with
03:46they just moved back in town
03:47and said that you could stay with them
03:48to finish school out
03:49chubby?
03:50you mean the neighbor kid
03:51who used to argue with me
03:53and play with my braids
03:54and eat all my cookies?
03:56yes
03:56him
03:57he's gonna be a south bay talent with you
03:59and I heard
04:00he's gonna be captain of the basketball team
04:07he's gonna be a south bay talent with you
04:09and I heard
04:11dad?
04:12dad
04:15hello?
04:19just my luck
04:20another guy who will be mean to me
04:27this must be the place
04:31it's Jane
04:32come in
04:33where have I heard that voice?
04:39I haven't seen Tuffy since we were kids
04:41all I remember he was fat and dorky
04:44there's no way he suddenly got handsome
04:49what are you doing here?
04:50Jane Smith
04:51meet again
04:55I think I'm at the wrong place
05:03you really don't remember me?
05:05how is it possible?
05:07school hunk is Tubby?
05:09Janey, Janey, Janey
05:11Janey, do you really want to be a cheerleader?
05:18of course I do
05:19and I'll date the most handsome basketball captain
05:22I could be the captain of the basketball team
05:25yeah right
05:26they're most fit and handsome
05:28well then you can't be a cheerleader either
05:30never!
05:31that's not true
05:32stop eating my peanut butter cookies
05:34these aren't peanut butter
05:35I'm allergic
05:40I can't believe it
05:41is it him?
05:43Tubby?
05:46this is not happening
05:49Janey, you haven't changed one day
05:56Jane, I am so happy you're here
05:58and William was so fond of you when you were kids
06:03fond of me?
06:04he just enjoys seeing me cry
06:06that's all
06:07and I'm so glad he knows at least one person going into school tomorrow
06:10oh, we actually saw each other at school today
06:12she was with the cheerleading team
06:14oh, she had a lot of fun
06:17cheerleading team?
06:18Janey, I remember when you were a kid
06:20you were such a good dancer
06:21did you finally join the cheerleading team?
06:25you'd better not tell Mary about the bullying I got at school
06:28what? it's the truth
06:29I'm not being seen as a loser at home, too
06:36William, how can you be so careless?
06:39but do you need to just kick it
06:40here, take my toast
06:41I know you love bread, right?
06:44oh, aren't you too adorable?
06:46no
06:49you don't have to walk me to the bathroom
06:51the hot water is tricky
06:52let me show you how to use it
06:54I think I can figure it out
06:55I mean, you should have to turn it that way
06:58okay, I got it, you can leave now
07:11I'm so sorry
07:19I'm so sorry
07:20get out
07:21sorry, yeah
07:22yeah, no
07:26I'm sorry
07:30oh shit, I don't have any clean clothes
07:34I'm sure Mrs. Henley has some extra clothes
07:38God, it's dark here
07:39Where's the light?
07:43What's this?
07:45What are you doing?
08:04Jane, are you okay?
08:06Nothing, it was just a cockroach
08:09Oh no, this is a new house
08:10We shouldn't have any cockroaches
08:12Let me come see
08:14No need, I killed it
08:25Jane?
08:27I flushed it down the toilet
08:31Oh, Mrs. Henley
08:32Um, do you have any clothes I could borrow?
08:34My house got blown away and all my things with it
08:36Oh, yes, of course, come with me
08:38I'll call the inspector later
08:47I'm dying for school
08:51I hope I don't have a test today
08:57Mrs. Ackler
09:00I did turn in my assignment, Mrs. Ackler
09:11What's this?
09:12Am I having a sex dream?
09:15This isn't much better than the school dream I was having
09:19An eight pack?
09:21Let's see what else you got
09:24Let's see what else you got
09:27What are you doing?
09:28Why is that voice so familiar?
09:31Who am I dreaming about?
09:38I thought I was dreaming
09:39I thought I was dreaming
09:40Are you trying to sleep with me?
09:45I must have been sleepwalking
09:47It happens when I'm stressed
09:49I'm sorry if...
09:55You always take your pants off and grow guys in your seat
09:58Or is that just an excuse to get in bed with me?
10:13Are you hard?
10:16What are you going to do next if I didn't wake up?
10:18I
10:23What were you trying to turn me on in my sleep?
10:26So I'd wake up and want to sleep with you?
10:30Do you love sex that much?
10:32I didn't mean to
10:34I've never even had sex before
10:38She's a virgin
10:41What's wrong with me?
10:42No, no, no, no, no
10:43Go take a cold shower
10:44Cold shower, cold shower, cold shower
10:51Good morning, dear
10:57You both look so tired
10:59What did she get up to last night?
11:05I just missed my bed
11:08A raccoon got into my room last night
11:10A raccoon?
11:11That is odd
11:12I really must have those inspectors come by
11:14And when you guys are done eating
11:15I will take you to school
11:37It's William
11:37How do I look?
11:39It's all good
11:40Hi William
11:52What the fuck is the little mascot freak doing with William?
12:07Can I sit here?
12:09Sorry, this is for the rest of my clan
12:29Oops, I didn't see you there
12:31He's been back
12:35What are you doing?
12:37What are you doing?
12:38Know your place you little freak
12:43William is mine
12:44And if I ever see you get near him again
12:46I'll make your life a living hell
12:48Not everyone is all about boys like you
12:52How dare you ugly bitch
12:58Who the fuck just hit me?
13:03Oops
13:05It's him
13:08Your wrist, are you okay?
13:11This is going to be worse for me
13:13If Sophia sees William being nice to me
13:15Your glasses
13:17William
13:18Sophia, hey
13:19Sorry, my hand slipped and the ball went flying
13:22I hadn't hurt you, did I?
13:23No, no, it's okay
13:24I know you didn't mean it
13:25But
13:27I know how you can make it up to me
13:32Jane, wait
13:35Did he just walk away from me to chase after that little mascot freak?
13:40Jane
13:42You let her bully you like that?
13:44I don't want to hear you preach
13:51What happened to you?
13:52You weren't always so wimpy
13:54You used to stand up for yourself
13:55What do you know?
13:57You're the captain of the basketball team
14:00You're popular
14:01I'm not
14:02You don't understand what it's like for people like me
14:07Jane, I didn't mean it but
14:08Forget it!
14:10I just want my last semester to be in peace
14:14Wait
14:20Take this to your wrist
14:37Guess I have to live with these for now
14:43Maybe I should have been nicer to him
14:49William
14:51I just wanted to say I'm sorry
15:01Naps of medicine from Coach
15:21You okay?
15:23He seems so different from how I remember him
15:27You're staring?
15:29What, are you back in love with me or something?
15:31What?
15:33Don't be such a narcissist
15:35You're the one staring at me
15:42Oh my god
15:43Oh my god
15:44Is he trying to?
15:51Why are you still wearing these broken glasses?
15:57Why do you think?
15:58They're my only pair
16:00Take these and remember we have the same prescription
16:03But I
16:04I saw you getting some ketchup on your shirt so
16:06You can wear this
16:08I have to go see Coach before class but I'll see you in PE
16:16How the heck do I put these into my eyes?
16:21Take your seats! Take your seats!
16:27Why isn't Jane come on yet?
16:28Alright Rub Rats
16:29This year to be fair we're holding elections for cheer captain
16:34Um, I've been cheer captain every year since like the sixth grade
16:39It's obviously going to be me
16:40Yes Sophia, we all know you want to run
16:42We just want to give everybody else a chance
16:44So would anyone else like to run?
16:49Who else could it be?
17:00What took you so long?
17:01I've never used this before
17:03I nearly poked my eye out
17:05Let me see your face
17:17What?
17:18Do I have something on my face?
17:20It's horrible isn't it?
17:22No, you look
17:24Looks good
17:26I remember you always had pretty eyes
17:29And everyone could see them
17:32Would anyone else besides Sophia like to run for cheer captain this year?
17:37Kelly?
17:40Dolly?
17:42Well, in that case this year's cheer captain goes to
17:46Coach
17:47I nominate Jane for cheer captain
17:52Who in their right minds?
17:55Is this the new girl?
17:56I think it's Jane
17:57She's so much prettier
18:00Jane?
18:01Like little freak mascot Jane?
18:06Is that Jane?
18:07Is that Jane?
18:07I never thought Jane was pretty pretty bro
18:09She looks so good with all her glasses
18:12Jane
18:13Would you like to run for cheer captain?
18:16I...
18:19I don't think so
18:20Of course
18:22I mean how could a freak mascot be a South Bay talent?
18:25She can't even be a rooster without tripping over her own tail
18:29Are you really gonna let her bully you out of your dream?
18:32Well, in that case this year's cheer captain by default goes to
18:41Wait!
18:44I accept the nomination
18:46I want to run for cheer captain
18:48Against Sophia
18:50That's social suicide
18:51Alright Jane
18:53This is stupid
18:54I mean nobody's gonna vote for her
18:56And then she's gonna be all sad
18:58Who in here is gonna vote for Jane?
19:03See?
19:06I will
19:12Well, if William's voting for her maybe we should too
19:16And so will the basketball team
19:18Unless they want to run extra laps today
19:22Alright, looks like we got a proper race
19:25This year's candidates for cheer captain are
19:27Sophia Green and Jane Smith
19:30Listen, you guys are gonna put together a team
19:32And perform for the school
19:34And then everyone will vote
19:36To see who you want to be captain
19:37Class dismissed! Let's go guys! Come on!
19:44Coach?
19:45I thought we had a deal
19:47My father wouldn't be very pleased to find out
19:49Don't worry, you're uh...
19:52You'll be alright
19:55No
19:55Nobody gets in the way of me and cheer captain
19:58Congratulations Janey
19:59That was really awesome just now
20:05That was terrifying
20:07I thought Sophia was gonna kill me
20:11I...
20:13I gotta go put a team together
20:20Jane is...
20:21Not...
20:22Without glasses
20:23Do you need to have a shot with her?
20:25Go in a lab
20:28Does William like Jane?
20:36Vote for Sophia
20:38Vote for Sophia
20:40Vote for Sophia
20:46Seems like everybody's voting for Sophia
20:48I have to find some more votes
20:50You mother clucker
20:53How are you gonna be cheer captain with zero cheerleaders?
20:57I'll find a team
20:59I already have one
21:01You think you two loser nerds are gonna out cheer me and my girls?
21:06Just because we get good grades doesn't mean we can't cheer
21:11Okay
21:12Alright, that's... that was enough
21:14That was enough
21:18Maybe she's right
21:19How am I gonna form a team to compete with Sophia Green?
21:23She already has all the cheerleaders
21:25Giving up so soon?
21:30This is your fault
21:32Didn't you see how everyone took Sophia's pin?
21:35No one's left to join my team
21:37Not everyone
21:38Did you try asking her?
21:43Sophia was right
21:44I can't beat her
21:45We're just gonna embarrass ourselves
21:48I'm surprised Jane
21:49You're chickening out
21:51You don't even dare to ask her
21:53What?
21:54No
21:55I'm not chickening out
21:56I'm just...
21:57It's called logical judgment
22:00And even if she did join
22:02We're still short on people
22:04Janie I know would have invited her
22:09Okay, fine
22:11I'll ask her
22:12I'll show you
22:13Nobody wants to join my cheer team
22:17Emily?
22:18This might seem weird
22:21Would you like to join my cheerleading team?
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