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00:02Oops, I dropped my towel.
00:06It feels like I was right there by watching this video.
00:13I'm Kitten, and I've got a million followers on Instagram just because I've got the perfect news.
00:19Vox, the Cyber Daddy.
00:27I'll always be your muse.
00:30Just for you.
00:50Brooke.
00:51Hi, boss. What's up?
00:54Brooke, I need that Q2 breakdown in an hour.
00:57But boss!
01:01Ow! Fuck!
01:04I was this close.
01:10Kitten, meet me at this restaurant tomorrow.
01:14Can't wait, babe.
01:18I'll finally get to meet my online boyfriend in person!
01:22Hear ya, kitten? I got you blue flowers.
01:24I got you blue flowers.
01:31Hi, Vox.
01:37No freaking way.
01:39My internet thrift shop is my boss!
01:41Oh!
01:47Wait. You're...
01:50Victor!
01:52Hi!
01:55Brie, what are you doing here?
01:57Um, I'm eating!
02:00That's not illegal, right?
02:01And it's Brooke, by the way.
02:03Where's that proposal I asked for yesterday?
02:06Right, uh, I'll get right on that.
02:08I'm heading back to the office right now.
02:19Help!
02:21My boss is such an asshole.
02:23One day I'm gonna kick him in the ass.
02:24Hard.
02:27LOL.
02:28Sounds worse than my useless assistant.
02:30Go for it.
02:33Fine.
02:34Fine.
02:36I'm screwed.
02:37If he ever finds out about me drawing new paintings of him to all my followers,
02:42he'll definitely fire me.
02:43Good news!
02:44You're leading today's pitch.
02:46Wait, what?
02:48Uh...
02:54Is it even possible?
02:56How could a ruthless CEO turn out to be THE cyberdatican trend?
03:01Hey.
03:02Boss is in the mood.
03:04You don't want to get on his bad side.
03:06Go.
03:07Kitten.
03:08Why didn't you reply to my text?
03:10Did I do something wrong?
03:18Why are you spacing out?
03:26Start the presentation.
03:28Yes.
03:29Right away.
03:31Why?
03:32Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:34Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:40Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:41Wow.
03:47Why are you staring at your phone?
03:54Why don't you share it with the whole room?
03:58No!
04:07I dropped it in the toilet earlier.
04:09I haven't sanitized it yet.
04:11Wouldn't want you touching it, boss.
04:12It's gross.
04:13It turns out.
04:15It turns out.
04:18How am I?
04:29I'm going to get to the floor.
04:30I'm going to get to the floor, it's my mom's head.
04:49this is your presentation
04:53no way i know that guy that's box underscore 77 yeah internet sex symbol
05:00millions if he's in front of me right now i'd kiss every single inch of his body and get down
05:09his knees hell yeah
05:18hey out now
05:44kitten i wish you to you kitten i'm her biggest fan her fox fanart is godlike those two are the
05:53hardest couple in life get back to work
06:03get me her address i need to find her asap
06:10there's no way victor can find out about me being kitten
06:14how do i hide it from him though
06:27sorry vox maybe it's better we don't meet up not yet
06:32he was there
06:50okay what do you want you here for kitten what signature hog kisses cost extra money
06:59um actually i'm her what her boyfriend yeah okay we got a lot of weird fanboys like you
07:05coming through here
07:27here just so you know i screen everything no weirdos get past this door right now
07:34um okay i'm sorry um i'll leave could you please just give these to her for me
07:44um
07:58these are the cookies from my comic yeah they're from some guy i don't know he said he made
08:03them himself and that's what i'm into
08:26hey vox hey kitten i'm i'm sorry if you're not ready i can wait
08:35um however long it takes i want to see you now
08:43wait what
08:50screw it no more games i'm doing something crazy tonight
09:00i'm not kidding i'm on my way home
09:04why not stay in the car
09:08you're getting older
09:11what if i told you you're about to inspire the steamiest panel i've ever drawn
09:19i will do whatever you want me to do
09:24i will do whatever you want me to do
09:28then turn on your camera
09:41on button
09:42on button for sure
09:44on button for sure
09:48oh
09:52there we go
09:53Now that's a canvas with drawing.
10:00Close your eyes.
10:03Picture this.
10:05I crawl over you.
10:07Press against you.
10:17Skin to skin.
10:23Come sit on my lap.
10:31Are you giving me orders now?
10:33I live to please.
10:53Fox.
10:56Good girl.
11:10You had your fun.
11:11Wait if I'm on fire.
11:15I'll burn so deep in love.
11:18When I dream of dying.
11:21You had your fun.
11:23And now it's my turn.
11:24I never felt so loud.
11:26Wait if I'm on fire.
11:27I'll burn so deep in love.
11:27I want every part of you.
11:32Trembling.
11:34When you remember this.
11:37And now it's time.
11:59Kim?
12:05Kim?
12:11Do you see me?
12:22The CEO's got an interview tomorrow morning, I need that briefing draft like yesterday.
12:28Right, on it!
12:37Are you okay?
12:40Yeah, just swamped again.
12:44Uh, overtime? Your boss sucks.
12:47Your boss sucks.
12:49Congrats, you just roasted yourself.
12:56Sweet dreams. Bye.
12:59Goodnight.
13:01Bye.
13:11I wish I could see her, even in just a dream.
13:31I really did that. With Victor. Over the phone. 10 out of 10 would risk my career again.
13:39The CEO bailed on the interview. How the hell am I gonna explain this to the magazine?
13:44What if I get him to show up?
13:46You?
13:47Bullshit.
13:48I bet he'll be there before time.
13:49If you pull that off, I'll be your assistant for the week. Deal.
13:56Kitten hasn't replied. Did I push her too far?
14:10Brooke?
14:22Do you even know who I really am?
14:30I'm back here.
14:34I'm back here.
14:35Brittany?
14:36Brittany?
14:37Brittany?
14:38Right?
14:42It's Brooke, actually.
14:44Mm-hmm.
14:46Anyway.
14:48I...
14:51If you find out someone you trust has been actually lying to you the whole time, what would
14:57you do?
15:03Did you need anything else from me?
15:04No!
15:06Okay.
15:07Understood, boss.
15:07Melissa.
15:11Shoot.
15:18Got the new trendstar.
15:20Mad respect for anyone who lands that cover.
15:26What if I made the cover?
15:28What's in it for me?
15:32Dinner.
15:33Anywhere.
15:33My tree.
15:39No reply?
15:41Guess dinner's not enough.
15:44Ahem.
15:45Fifty seconds.
15:48Fifty-five.
15:51Almost ten.
15:52I told you he wouldn't show up.
15:58I told you he wouldn't show up.
16:00I told you he wouldn't show up.
16:06I told you he wouldn't show up.
16:20Sir, thank you for agreeing to this interview.
16:22Your magazine will be the first and only one that I collaborate with.
16:27How did you say to him earlier?
16:29It's a secret.
16:30Now go get me a coffee, assistant.
16:41I have never seen him smile like that before.
16:44Hmm.
16:46Ice prints by day.
16:47Shirtless thirst trap by night.
16:56Interview's almost done.
16:57Where should we meet later?
17:02Here.
17:03See you then.
17:10Here.
17:14So, let me get this straight.
17:16You're saying that the cookie guy, the one who booked this whole place just for you,
17:23false.
17:23He's your evil boss?
17:26Damn.
17:26Well, I just...
17:28What are you gonna do when he figures it all out?
17:30Like, aren't you worried?
17:31Of course I'm scared.
17:33That's why I need backup.
17:38Pop quiz.
17:39What are you gonna do if he shows up shirtless?
17:42Like, what's your mood?
17:47I jump in right there.
17:51You're crazy.
17:52Have you seen him?
17:54I don't know.
17:55Just stall him.
17:56Tell him Kitten's feeling sick or something.
17:59I need to go.
17:59He's coming right now.
18:04I need to go.
18:05He's coming right now.
18:06I need to go.
18:07I need to go.
18:07Tell him.
18:07Come on.
18:16Funny.
18:17You have one of Kitten's unreleased comics and yet here you are.
18:20Coincidence?
18:22So what?
18:26So what?
18:27Are you one of Kitten's crazy superfans or something?
18:30What?
18:30No.
18:31I just stepped out for some fresh air.
18:33That's all.
18:35Good.
18:37Blow these up.
18:40That's not in my job description.
18:43Then quit.
18:44I'll approve it right now.
18:46All right.
18:48Boss.
19:03Kitten.
19:04Kitten.
19:05Hope you like the surprise I planned.
19:07Ugh.
19:08Seriously?
19:09I'm literally setting up my own surprise.
19:15Babe.
19:16Forgot to say.
19:17I hate balloons.
19:19Stop blowing.
19:20Stop.
19:21Okay.
19:23Pop every single last one.
19:25Three minutes.
19:26And then toss them all.
19:27Are you serious?
19:30Ugh.
19:31Stupid Victor.
19:39Stupid Victor.
19:43Aw, damn girl.
19:46That ass is puffy.
19:53Let her go!
20:14Now get lost.
20:15Before I make it worse.
20:17Come on.
20:17Hurry up!
20:20That wound is deep.
20:22We need to get you to a hospital.
20:23No.
20:24No.
20:24I have somewhere I have to go to.
20:26What's going on?
20:27Are you guys okay?
20:28Did she come yet?
20:32No.
20:33She thought you weren't coming.
20:36I screwed up.
20:38I kept her waiting.
20:40Again.
20:42Oh.
20:44Oh.
20:49Oh.
20:49Oh.
20:50Oh.
20:52Oh.
20:54Oh.
20:54Oh.
20:55Oh.
20:58Oh.
20:59Ernst, why aren't you answering?
21:08Who wouldn't ignore a drunk mess like you?
21:19Kitten
21:21Why did you lie to me?
21:27Why did you lie to me?
21:29Did he figure it out?
21:34I just
21:35I just miss you so much
21:37It's like I'm seeing things
21:40I just want you so bad
22:01Why hurt?
22:02Why are you so in love with Kitten?
22:05Because you saved my life
22:18Hey, stay with me
22:20Get up
22:26Victor
22:28Victor
22:29You're awake
22:30How do you feel?
22:39That girl
22:40That
22:40That saved me
22:42Where'd she go?
22:43Nobody was there when I arrived
22:45But I found this
23:00You're my guardian angel
23:06But what if she's been hiding something?
23:08What if she's not who you think she is?
23:10Well then
23:13I'll just have to trust
23:15What I see with my own eye
23:27It's late
23:34Get some rest
23:36And maybe your dream will come true
23:44I can't keep lying to him
23:46We should just go back to being strictly professional
23:48So what's the plan?
23:54Before he falls any deeper
23:55I'm going to meet him
23:58As Kitten
23:59Yeah, but
24:01What if he recognises you?
24:04What then?
24:08I'm a comic artist
24:10Disguises are half my job
24:29Kitten
24:29Thanks for agreeing to meet
24:31I'm here
25:00Want some company?
25:02No, I have a girlfriend
25:05Come on
25:06You've been here all alone for one hour
25:08Don't lie
25:13He said no, sweetheart
25:19Thanks for the drink
25:20We appreciate it
25:24Kitten?
25:26Hi, Vox
25:30I can't believe it's you
25:32I'm just
25:33Actually
25:33I came here to break up with you
25:39What?
25:40I'd stand up for any hot stranger
25:43And you're not special
25:47If I did something wrong
25:49I'm sure I could fix it
25:50You didn't
25:51I just got bored
25:53That's all
25:57That face
25:58God
25:59Run
25:59Run before you fall harder
26:05Get back
26:06I'm not letting you go that easily
26:11Wait
26:13You're
26:20Wait
26:23You're
26:31So beautiful
26:37Wait
26:37What?
26:38More than
26:39I ever imagined
26:43I'm sorry
26:44You can get your flight
26:47Thanks
26:48But I need to go
26:51Use the bathroom
26:53You can
26:54There's just
27:03Thank God
27:04Thank God he didn't recognize me
27:08Fox
27:12Didn't you say
27:14That you loved my body
27:17That I was your muse
27:18I
27:19Is this a dream
27:21I'm living
27:22I'm a freak
27:23I'm a freak
27:24Cause I can't get off
27:26You
27:30Bathroom that way?
27:31Yeah, it's just in that hole
27:32Shit
27:34Someone's coming
27:35Say it
27:36Say it
27:36It'll give me a chance
27:37Fine, okay
27:38I promise
27:39Just
27:40Just let me go
27:50Bops
27:51What a surprise
28:05No way
28:08I lost my badge
28:1630 minutes
28:17Like
28:18No chance
28:19I'll run into
28:22Boss
28:22Coming in or not
28:38You're Kitten Stalker
28:40Aren't you?
28:41What?
28:42No
28:43I'm just
28:44A fan
28:46Official club member
28:47I have the keychain and everything
28:48You know stalking is a crime, right?
28:50And our company has a zero tolerance policy
28:53I'm not a stalker
28:55I'm a loyal employee
28:57Speaking of which
28:59You have a delivery
29:00So I'll get right on that
29:13Kitten, why do you have this employee badge?
29:18Oh, I found it at the restaurant
29:19Weird, huh?
29:21Fine
29:24Right
29:25That's why he thinks I'm a stalker
29:35Watch it, tryhard
29:36You're sucking up to the CEO now?
29:41Since when does talking count is subbing up?
29:43It's not even my type
29:44All stiff suits and fake jewelry
29:46Who knows what's underneath?
29:50Hmm
29:51Hmm
29:52You're listening to me
29:52I'm sorry
29:52What do you say?
29:53I'm sorry
29:53I'm sorry
29:53I don't think I'm sorry
29:53I wanna do
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