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00:00:00Married after a four-week fling, and now 18 months later, you now want out?
00:00:10Yes, Your Honor.
00:00:11Stay in your lane, folks.
00:00:14Please state your name and job.
00:00:17Sophia Harper, luxury event designer, foodie.
00:00:20I want a divorce.
00:00:21Ryan Bennett, Wellness Bros. Incorporated.
00:00:24I also wrote a little book called Warrior Mindset.
00:00:26Little?
00:00:27Fifteen months on the Umazon bestseller list?
00:00:32Great.
00:00:32Even he's a fan.
00:00:33No, not me.
00:00:34My daughter's a big fan.
00:00:36Anyway, please tell us what happened, Mr. Bennett.
00:00:40Your Honor, she's overwhelmed.
00:00:42If you look at my Instagram, I'm all in on this marriage.
00:00:51Here you go.
00:00:53Homemade chicken bone broth.
00:00:55It's antibiotics pencil.
00:00:57Homemade chicken bone broth.
00:00:58Oh.
00:01:07Oh.
00:01:08Don't worry.
00:01:09It's all color-cored.
00:01:10And you take the probiotics every two hours.
00:01:13Five and seven, don't take them together.
00:01:14You might get a stomachache.
00:01:15Let me know if you need money.
00:01:16She works too hard.
00:01:28She works too hard.
00:01:28Hey, my dad, my dad.
00:01:40Hey, my deadline, my deadline, yeah.
00:01:54Nothing's more important than your help.
00:02:00Mr. Bennett, you do seem...
00:02:02Your Honor, can I say something?
00:02:04She's just exhausted. Look, there's another one.
00:02:10I replaced my little coffee addicts morning coffee with my patented green-powered shake.
00:02:18Seventeen ingredients, engineered for mental and physical dominance.
00:02:21She's gonna love it.
00:02:29Oh, Brian, what is that?
00:02:31That's just your body of ejection, Toxic.
00:02:33Toxic? Try our marriage.
00:02:35Optimization is my love language.
00:02:37Do I ever get a say in my own life?
00:02:46Your Honor, I know that he looks good on paper.
00:02:49Caring husband, successful CEO, best-selling author.
00:02:53But that's not the truth.
00:02:56Please continue, Mrs. Harper.
00:02:57The truth is, he doesn't love me.
00:02:59He just loves fixing me.
00:03:01That's not true at all.
00:03:02You can go sit down now.
00:03:05When I was sick, all I wanted was some peace and quiet in my mom's chicken noodle soup.
00:03:10But Ryan wouldn't stop talking.
00:03:13Day three of Sophia's wellness transformation.
00:03:15She's got a fever.
00:03:16It means the detox is working.
00:03:18Sophia!
00:03:20You get a little sick, right?
00:03:21How we feeling?
00:03:22Ryan!
00:03:23Get me off your rise right now!
00:03:25Okay.
00:03:28She's just a little overheated, that's all.
00:03:30Pills!
00:03:31Uh, no!
00:03:32We don't do pills in this house.
00:03:33We let our bodies heal themselves.
00:03:34Right?
00:03:35You got this!
00:03:42It's 2am.
00:03:43Can you get some sleep?
00:03:45Just five more minutes.
00:03:48Make sure you press save, okay?
00:04:12What time is it?
00:04:14Well, I'm late for a meeting.
00:04:17He didn't save it.
00:04:25Eight hours of work and he didn't save it.
00:04:28Even worse, your honor.
00:04:30He wants to know what comes out of me.
00:04:32He asks me to send him poop pics.
00:04:35The Bristol stool chart is legitimate indicator of digestive health.
00:04:39Mr. Bennett, who on earth takes pictures of someone's bowel movements?
00:04:44Suddenly, this tech toilet from Tokyo shows up at our door and it tracks it.
00:04:49It also analyzes my urine and tells me about it.
00:04:52Congratulations!
00:04:53No business side of this low foam consistent hue.
00:04:57Have you been eating-
00:04:58Shut up!
00:04:59So you're getting a divorce over a talking toilet?
00:05:06I know.
00:05:08It sounds harmless, right?
00:05:10Maybe even adorable.
00:05:12But it's not!
00:05:13Okay, wait till you hear how he almost wrecked my entire career in everything I've worked for.
00:05:18Miss Harper, you claim Mr. Bennett hurt your career.
00:05:27Not just hurt.
00:05:28Wrecked!
00:05:29I boosted her brain, your honor!
00:05:31Save it!
00:05:33Please continue, Miss Harper.
00:05:36So a couple weeks ago, I had one of the most important events in my career.
00:05:41A Thanksgiving gala.
00:05:42I had the perfect menu.
00:05:44Ryan?
00:05:46Can you grab my phone?
00:05:48It's probably Chelsea.
00:05:49Instead of being upset, embrace the sugar-free anti-inflammatory protocol.
00:05:52Hey, honey, I need my phone.
00:05:53What are you gonna do?
00:05:54What are you gonna do?
00:05:55It's life-shortening anyway.
00:05:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:05:58Hey, hey!
00:05:59Chelsea!
00:06:02Sorry, Soap.
00:06:05Your husband just called me fat.
00:06:07I didn't say that.
00:06:09She just fired me.
00:06:12Six-figure job.
00:06:15I can't wait.
00:06:17Sophia, I was just trying to help.
00:06:18Help?
00:06:19Help me?
00:06:20You don't get to do my job for me!
00:06:22You don't get to speak for me or post for me!
00:06:25I increased your click-through by 32 minutes.
00:06:27Oh my god!
00:06:28It's not about a click-through rate!
00:06:29It's about you treating me like a person, not some project that you need to fix!
00:06:34Sophia, you know that-
00:06:35Oh, Ryan!
00:06:36Just stop!
00:06:37You do your job and I'll do mine!
00:06:38I just want you to respect me!
00:06:41Go make your freaking green smoothie!
00:06:52Your Honor, he doesn't see me as a wife.
00:06:57He sees me as an appliance that he needs to fix.
00:07:01Sophia, I never meant to be-
00:07:02I've heard enough!
00:07:04Please take a seat.
00:07:05Please take a seat.
00:07:08All rise!
00:07:13I am imposing a 30-day trial separation effective immediately.
00:07:20We will reflect and reconvene in January.
00:07:23Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
00:07:25Y'all dismissed.
00:07:26Your Honor, we can't see each other for 30 days?
00:07:32Your Honor, we can't see each other for 30 days?
00:07:34This is not a restraining order.
00:07:39Excuse me.
00:07:41Excuse me.
00:07:42I'm so sorry.
00:07:43Excuse me.
00:07:45Hey, Mom, Dad, I really need to talk to you tomorrow.
00:07:48Sophia, I'm sorry I screwed things up with Chelsea, but that's not what I-
00:07:51You didn't just screw things up!
00:07:53You made decisions for me!
00:07:54But that's not what I was trying to-
00:07:55I'm going to Tucson tomorrow and I'm telling my parents about our divorce.
00:08:00Your father asked me specifically to come on Thanksgiving so that we could have a talk.
00:08:05Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:07What?
00:08:09T-U-L, not T-U-S.
00:08:12I'm going to Tulsa, Oklahoma?
00:08:19It's Thanksgiving tomorrow, everything's gonna be sold out.
00:08:22Perfect.
00:08:23I work up the courage to tell them, and I can't even get there.
00:08:27I could drive you.
00:08:29I don't think you understand the definition of separation.
00:08:32It's seven hours.
00:08:33I'll drop you off and I can come right back.
00:08:35And why would you do that?
00:08:36Because your father's going to ask me man-to-man why his daughter looks so unhappy.
00:08:42Ugh!
00:08:43Okay, fine!
00:08:44But I control the music and the GPS.
00:08:46Deal.
00:08:48So, there's still a home to go to?
00:08:51For me, not for you.
00:08:52Not for you.
00:09:02You know, the holidays are for the family.
00:09:04You really should tell them we're getting divorced right now.
00:09:06My dad will support whatever decision you make.
00:09:10God, can she glare any harder?
00:09:13It feels like running a marathon blindfolded.
00:09:16If not for that stupid flight code, I'd be sipping champagne and at a spa right now.
00:09:22Henry is very old school.
00:09:24He's tough.
00:09:25If we tell him that we're getting divorced, he'll kill me.
00:09:29He hated our flash wedding.
00:09:31Said it was reckless.
00:09:32That's love.
00:09:38Hey mom!
00:09:40Actually, I'm driving.
00:09:43With Ryan.
00:09:44Not flying.
00:09:45Sweetie!
00:09:46Drive safe.
00:09:47Text when you're close.
00:09:48Dad's new security system is a pain in life.
00:09:51You know, your mom is a legend.
00:09:56She ran that restaurant, basically raised the family all by herself.
00:10:00I'm just trying to help you to do something like that.
00:10:02I don't need a coach.
00:10:04I need a partner.
00:10:06Someone that supports me.
00:10:08Not micromanaging me all the time.
00:10:14You micromanaged that cupcake in your mouth.
00:10:18I'm sorry.
00:10:19Did you want some?
00:10:20Here.
00:10:21Here, here.
00:10:22I'm driving.
00:10:23Stop.
00:10:24This is my favorite shirt!
00:10:25Well, it's ugly.
00:10:26I made it better.
00:10:35I thought we decided I was in charge of the music.
00:10:37Whatever.
00:10:38Just so you know, we're pulling over when it gets dark.
00:10:42Daddy.
00:10:43And why is that?
00:10:44It's unhealthy to sit on your butt longer than four hours.
00:10:45It's unhealthy to sit on your butt for five hours.
00:10:47It's real mature.
00:10:48It's real mature.
00:10:49We am mature.
00:11:04Perfect.
00:11:05Stuck in a motel room with you.
00:11:07Thanksgiving miracle.
00:11:08It's nothing better.
00:11:09It's nothing better.
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:11Can you be quiet please?
00:11:12Can I sleep?
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:14Good night.
00:11:15You are the only husband I know who wants to get exfoliated on his honeymoon.
00:11:16Correction.
00:11:17I'm the only husband on his honeymoon.
00:11:18I'm the only husband on his honeymoon.
00:11:19I'm the only husband on his honeymoon.
00:11:23I'm the only husband I know who wants to get exfoliated on his honeymoon.
00:11:40to get exfoliated on his honeymoon.
00:11:43Correction, I'm the only husband on his honeymoon
00:11:46who gets exfoliated by a goddess.
00:11:58Promise me, whatever happens,
00:12:00we always find our way back here.
00:12:04I promise, this will be our forever reset.
00:12:10Remember our honeymoon resort?
00:12:14Yeah, we had the best massages.
00:12:18Never as good as yours though.
00:12:21Does your back hurt?
00:12:24Here, let me help you.
00:12:26What are you doing?
00:12:27I don't know.
00:12:28I don't know.
00:12:29I don't know.
00:12:30I don't know.
00:12:31I don't know.
00:12:32I don't know.
00:12:33I don't know.
00:12:34I don't know.
00:12:35I don't know.
00:12:36I don't know.
00:12:37I don't know.
00:12:38I don't know.
00:12:39What are you doing, Ryan?
00:12:41Strictly therapeutic.
00:12:48You're...
00:12:49You don't tax it cold.
00:12:51Sorry.
00:12:52You're no more.
00:12:53I don't tax ads when he claims down to me.
00:13:12Hey, hey.
00:13:14Ryan, are you okay?
00:13:15Yeah, yeah, okay.
00:13:22Okay.
00:13:25Goodnight.
00:13:45Just remember, we're going to pretend that everything's fine.
00:13:53I'm following your lead.
00:13:55I can prove to you that I can do better.
00:14:03You son of a gun.
00:14:09Oh, your dad knows you want a divorce. He's gonna murder me.
00:14:11No, it's just him being him.
00:14:13Hey, Dad, knock it off.
00:14:15Put the gun down.
00:14:17Oh, God.
00:14:19You son of a gun.
00:14:21Henry, good to see you, man.
00:14:27Come on, come on, come on.
00:14:29Bring it in, bring it in, come on.
00:14:33You, you triggered my brand new security system and it came barging up here like this.
00:14:37Get over here, little girl. Give your dad a hug.
00:14:39I put the gun down first.
00:14:43Come here, little girl.
00:14:45Oh, okay, okay.
00:14:47Put me down, put me down.
00:14:49Where's mom?
00:14:51Oh, you gorgeous people.
00:14:55Henry, stop praying Jack Reacher and get their bags.
00:14:59Come in, relax, unwind.
00:15:03Decompress.
00:15:05Dinner's at six.
00:15:07Leave the gun outside.
00:15:17Everything smells fabulous, Mom.
00:15:19Doesn't it, Ryan?
00:15:21Yep.
00:15:23Can't believe my eyes.
00:15:25So, Nona, do you need help with anything?
00:15:29Si, si, veisima.
00:15:31Give me great grand, babies.
00:15:37I don't think anytime soon.
00:15:39Oh, um...
00:15:41Nona, I, uh...
00:15:43Really, veggies look really good.
00:15:45Especially the kale.
00:15:47Si, si, amore.
00:15:49I remember you like it.
00:15:51Nona, I did bring, uh...
00:15:53Avocado oil.
00:15:55Tart healthy, low cholesterol.
00:15:57You so silly.
00:15:59Try to change, uh, the family's recipe.
00:16:05In Sicily, people disappear for that.
00:16:15So thankful we're all to be together.
00:16:19Family and food, it's a beautiful formula.
00:16:23Henry, get your ass in here.
00:16:25Mmm.
00:16:27There you go.
00:16:29Oh, I...
00:16:31I didn't know you cooked too.
00:16:33Oh, it's just my specialty.
00:16:35A little something I call Tucson Chowder.
00:16:37You get to take the first bite.
00:16:39Oh.
00:16:41The special ingredient is ghost pepper.
00:16:57You walked right into that one, Ryan.
00:17:01You walked right into that one, Ryan.
00:17:15Is she already gone?
00:17:17Cold water is the worst thing you can take with it.
00:17:19My husband is an immature 12-year-old.
00:17:23But he is right.
00:17:25You can only neutralize a pepper burn with dairy.
00:17:27And some bread.
00:17:29Good boy, yeah.
00:17:31Ryan doesn't eat like that.
00:17:33Right, babe?
00:17:35Take a crescent roller.
00:17:37You know, when I was in the FBI, all the new agents, they got rash like this.
00:17:43It builds character.
00:17:45This isn't FBI boot camp, Henry.
00:17:49It's Thanksgiving.
00:17:51So...
00:17:53What's new with you two?
00:17:55Um...
00:17:57You wanna tell them, Faith?
00:17:59Or should I?
00:18:01Yeah!
00:18:03So...
00:18:04We just opened a new wellness center.
00:18:06It was going to be...
00:18:07Not the contract for the app.
00:18:11That's not the half of it.
00:18:13He dropped everything to drive me here this weekend.
00:18:16Only after you got the wrong plane ticket.
00:18:19Well, I think love is about accepting people for their mistakes.
00:18:24So...
00:18:25How long did we get to hold you captive?
00:18:28Just this weekend.
00:18:29Oh.
00:18:30No, Daddy.
00:18:31Me for the weekend.
00:18:32He's leaving tomorrow.
00:18:36Sorry.
00:18:37I've got to take this.
00:18:39He's married to his phone.
00:18:42Oh, there, Sophia.
00:18:45It never stops, even on Thanksgiving.
00:18:48I'll book a flight home and he'll be leaving tomorrow.
00:18:50Nope.
00:18:51No need.
00:18:52So I can survive him.
00:18:54Aww.
00:18:55Even busy, you managed to get Sophia home.
00:18:58Some retired folks never home.
00:19:01Off doing God knows what.
00:19:04Dad?
00:19:05Is she talking about you?
00:19:07These are phones.
00:19:10They too smart now.
00:19:12Innovating.
00:19:13The dinner table.
00:19:16Sorry.
00:19:17It's my high school friends and Marcus.
00:19:19They want to get drinks after dinner.
00:19:21Oh, Marcus just opened a new restaurant.
00:19:25You'll have plenty to discuss.
00:19:28I'd like to go, too.
00:19:30I'll see if they have room.
00:19:45Congrats on your company, Sophia.
00:19:47We talked to your mom.
00:19:49You are crushing it, girl.
00:19:52I mean, success is great as long as I don't lose myself in it.
00:19:55Hey, party people.
00:19:57Sorry I'm late.
00:19:59I had to hunt for street parking.
00:20:01I didn't want to hand off my new Porsche to the valets.
00:20:04Someone's got a fancy new toy.
00:20:06Couldn't resist.
00:20:09As promised.
00:20:11Here she is.
00:20:13Hi, Marcus.
00:20:14I follow your IG, SoCalGlitterati.
00:20:18Sketching your dreams onto dinner plates.
00:20:21I'm so proud of you.
00:20:24And this must be...
00:20:28Ryan.
00:20:30My husband.
00:20:32Funny you should mention art.
00:20:33It's the first thing I noticed about Sophia.
00:20:37We met at an event that I organized.
00:20:40The walls were covered in these vivid paintings, and I was hooked.
00:20:45Even before I tasted it.
00:20:47Same here.
00:20:49When I was 17, bussing tables at Graziella,
00:20:53I kept hearing about the owner's talented daughter, the artist.
00:20:58Much to my surprise, she was my age.
00:21:01Is that when you designed your mom's menus?
00:21:03You painted the frescoes on the wall?
00:21:05And the ceiling and the window displays?
00:21:09I was able to get a few shifts in waiting tables between all the paintings.
00:21:14Last year, for our second anniversary, I was in a deep detox cleanse.
00:21:18So I couldn't eat cake.
00:21:19So Sophia painted one for me.
00:21:20It hangs up in my office.
00:21:22Could we get a closer look?
00:21:23Sure.
00:21:24You must come to my new restaurant.
00:21:34And Ryan.
00:21:35Two, of course.
00:21:37Here, y'all.
00:21:38Hot off the press.
00:21:41Is that a chola?
00:21:42Chola.
00:21:43Choya.
00:21:44With two L's named after my favorite cactus.
00:21:49Business cards are so last century, he just wanted us to see his Rolex.
00:21:54Maybe for your second anniversary, we could eat that cake in real life.
00:21:58I sure hope that that happens.
00:21:59You know what we miss the most about Soph?
00:22:10Her laugh.
00:22:11How great that you get to hear it every day.
00:22:13I wish I got to hear it more.
00:22:15Draw what you'd cook if no one was watching or judging.
00:22:45Forgot how good this used to feel.
00:23:10When did I stop seeing this?
00:23:15I should have asked you months ago, but it's not too late.
00:23:24For what?
00:23:25For you to design my restaurant.
00:23:30Get some of this up on those walls.
00:23:31I would, Marcus, but I'm...
00:23:32Oh, um...
00:23:33Sorry.
00:23:34Duty calls.
00:23:35Literally.
00:23:36One sec.
00:23:37I should have asked you months ago, but it's not too late.
00:23:38For what?
00:23:39For you to design my restaurant.
00:23:41Get some of this up on those walls.
00:23:42I would, Marcus, but I'm...
00:23:43Oh, um...
00:23:44Sorry.
00:23:45Duty calls.
00:23:46Literally.
00:23:47One sec.
00:23:48Ryan gave me security and structure, but somehow I lost this part of me.
00:24:05I know one thing.
00:24:06Love, it shouldn't feel like a performance review.
00:24:08Since I don't drink a lot, it's hard to tell.
00:24:22I think I'm drunk.
00:24:25Yeah, you are well on your way.
00:24:29But that doesn't mean that I don't know what I'm saying.
00:24:34Which is what, exactly?
00:24:37I know that I made it hard for you to be you, and this is so bad.
00:24:43And I know that I need to be me, and so you can count on me, you know?
00:24:53And I need...
00:24:56I need you.
00:25:03Jophia.
00:25:08I think it's time to go home.
00:25:13Sofia!
00:25:18Ryan!
00:25:20Wake up!
00:25:21Time to hit the Black Friday Craft Market.
00:25:23Do I need water?
00:25:25No.
00:25:30Tell me the truth.
00:25:32What's up with Henry?
00:25:33He's been coming home late most nights for weeks now.
00:25:37Who's he been hanging out with?
00:25:39His so-called new friends.
00:25:41You've been around your father. Who's making friends with that?
00:25:45Maybe you just need some space, Mom. You can be a lot sometimes.
00:25:49I can. Henry almost shot him in the driveway.
00:25:53Henry's in great shape. Maybe he's just exercising.
00:25:57Please. All dressed up in button-down shirts and new cowboy boots.
00:26:01That is weird. And last night, Henry
00:26:05pops off with this, learning new things keeps you young.
00:26:09And I said, where'd you learn that, OnlyFans?
00:26:17Ryan! Ryan!
00:26:21Ryan!
00:26:23Ryan! Wake up! Bennett! We need to go! Ryan!
00:26:27Wake up, soldier! We are not safe here!
00:26:29Ryan! Wake up, Ryan! Ryan, you okay?
00:26:35Yeah. I'm sorry.
00:26:37I've got you, okay?
00:26:39You're okay.
00:26:53What are you making?
00:26:55Garbage pot.
00:26:57It tastes better than it sounds.
00:26:59Can I help?
00:27:03Sure.
00:27:09About today.
00:27:11I know you said you were okay, but...
00:27:15Are you?
00:27:17The marketplace outside Kabul.
00:27:23You were in the thick of it.
00:27:27A lot of casualties.
00:27:31So today with all the people and the noise...
00:27:35You were triggered.
00:27:37I'm sorry I ruined your mother's day.
00:27:41You didn't.
00:27:49Hi, Dottie.
00:27:51What's up?
00:27:53About Henry...
00:27:55A tracker?
00:27:57You put GPS on my husband's car?
00:28:01Of course I'm not angry.
00:28:03Spill it.
00:28:05Cooking can be very therapeutic.
00:28:09If you focus on it, it can help ground you.
00:28:13Ryan, what are you doing?
00:28:17What are you doing?
00:28:19Crimping the edges evenly.
00:28:21Okay.
00:28:22You need to, like, ease up, cowboy, okay?
00:28:24Unclench your jaw.
00:28:26Relax your wrists.
00:28:27Here.
00:28:28We'll do it together.
00:28:33I could be good at this.
00:28:35You are good at it.
00:28:36You see, sometimes if you just let go,
00:28:39Your blind success.
00:28:47Can we not get divorced?
00:28:51Oh my goodness!
00:28:55Oh my God!
00:28:57Jesus H. Christ!
00:29:09Sausage smells incredible.
00:29:21Alright, I made some heart-healthy oatmeal.
00:29:23You want to taste?
00:29:24Mmm.
00:29:27Nah.
00:29:32Oh, speaking of hearts...
00:29:36How healthy is your marriage, baby?
00:29:38Ryan's just trying to prolong your life, Henry.
00:29:42So you could enjoy decades more
00:29:45Playing with your drones
00:29:47Going on your retreats
00:29:49Out in the desert
00:29:50Where you don't answer your phone
00:29:53Does that sound like wellness to you?
00:29:55Because this is not what I expected retirement to look like.
00:29:59Well, right back at you, babe.
00:30:01Are you aware that every moment of our lives
00:30:03Is micromanaged by you, Grace?
00:30:06I sold a restaurant I love
00:30:09For more family time
00:30:11She hated it.
00:30:12Sneaking around
00:30:13Secret-keeping
00:30:15And that stuck-up Victoria maze
00:30:17What?
00:30:18Okay, what does Marcus's mom have to do with it?
00:30:21You know, I will take stuck-up over hysterical, Grace.
00:30:24And that's what you are right now.
00:30:26You tricked me!
00:30:28You are nothing!
00:30:30Like you were when we met!
00:30:32Okay, can we just have a peaceful breakfast?
00:30:35Well, that depends, Dolly.
00:30:39How about you tell us what's going on with you and Ryan?
00:30:44You always said that meeting him was like a fairy tale.
00:30:47Because it was!
00:30:48I was throwing an event for his company.
00:30:49I got so caught up in it all, I forgot to eat that day.
00:30:54Sophia Harper, I'm Ryan Bennett.
00:30:56We spoke on the phone.
00:30:57Yes.
00:30:58Hi.
00:30:59I'm afraid to meet you.
00:31:00Nice to meet you.
00:31:01I must look like a wreck.
00:31:03You look like someone in pursuit of their dreams.
00:31:04Mmm.
00:31:05Here.
00:31:06I added spirulina and Himalaya salt.
00:31:07You should bounce back in about three minutes.
00:31:10Yes, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:31:13Nice to meet you.
00:31:21I must look like a wreck.
00:31:23You look like someone in pursuit of their dreams.
00:31:26Hmm.
00:31:27Here.
00:31:28I added spirulina and Himalayan salt.
00:31:31You should bounce back in about three minutes.
00:31:33That soon?
00:31:40I was convinced that that's what love looks like.
00:31:45And now I know that marriage takes a lot more work.
00:31:49You got that right.
00:31:51I want a divorce.
00:31:55You want what?!
00:32:01Mom!
00:32:03Ryan!
00:32:04I just offered a remote meal.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:10Hey Dad, how could Mom want a divorce?
00:32:17Such a passionate woman there, right?
00:32:20She sure doesn't give a frog's fat ass about money.
00:32:24Okay, ew.
00:32:25Disgusting.
00:32:26What's going on?
00:32:27I bought a drone camera and camping equipment because...
00:32:31Sophia, I like taking pictures out of the desert.
00:32:35I mean, don't I have the right to do that after 38 years of chasing scumbags?
00:32:39Dumbags, huh?
00:32:40The minute I say that I want to split up our retirement so that I can handle my own money,
00:32:45well, then she starts acting like I'm sending it to some Nigerian prince!
00:32:49Yeah, sounds familiar.
00:32:51It's not about the money.
00:32:53I don't even recognize the man I married anymore.
00:32:58Deliveries.
00:32:59Every day.
00:33:00Drones.
00:33:01ATVs.
00:33:02Night vision goggles.
00:33:03I mean, what?
00:33:04Did he join the survivalist militia?
00:33:08Dad, these are beautiful.
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:13Is that...
00:33:15Clark DeSysma?
00:33:16That.
00:33:17You know what we've discussed?
00:33:18There's a breakthrough.
00:33:19Let's go.
00:33:20Oh, yeah.
00:33:21Great, great, great, great.
00:33:22Let's start motoring.
00:33:23I'll see you soon.
00:33:24Not too soon.
00:33:25Practice makes perfect.
00:33:26Ne sais pas.
00:33:27Lovely to see you, dear.
00:33:28Bye-bye.
00:33:29Bye-bye.
00:33:30He's cheating on Mom with Marcus's Mom?
00:33:32Arrivederci, Henry.
00:33:33I hope you will be happy to see you.
00:33:34I'll see you soon.
00:33:35I'll see you soon.
00:33:36Not too soon.
00:33:37Practice makes perfect.
00:33:38Ne sais pas.
00:33:39Lovely to see you, dear.
00:33:40Bye-bye.
00:33:45He's cheating on Mom with Marcus's Mom?
00:33:48Arrivederci, Henry.
00:33:51I hope you will be happy to see you soon.
00:33:54Bye-bye.
00:33:55Bye-bye.
00:33:56Bye-bye.
00:33:57Okay, Henry.
00:33:58I hope you and Victoria have a blast.
00:34:01Botox bimbo.
00:34:07One spouse controlling everything, the other wanting to escape.
00:34:10This sounds so familiar.
00:34:14Dad's desperate for freedom.
00:34:16Mom's doubling down on control.
00:34:19It's just like us, but flipped.
00:34:21Um, my dad just drove off with Marcus's mom.
00:34:27I saw.
00:34:28We need to do something about it.
00:34:29Now.
00:34:30What are you doing?
00:34:31What?
00:34:32At least I tried.
00:34:33How do you know that he's in this building?
00:34:35I set up his phone last hours in town so I can track him.
00:34:38I know he's in that building.
00:34:40You stay here.
00:34:41You stay here.
00:34:42And do whatever it is.
00:34:43Can I just go in?
00:34:44Sorry.
00:34:45Guests only pass this point.
00:34:46No.
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00:35:12No.
00:35:13Okay.
00:35:15No.
00:35:16No.
00:35:17No.
00:35:18Hi, how's that?
00:35:19What's the name of it?
00:35:20No.
00:35:21No.
00:35:22Yes.
00:35:23Oh no.
00:35:24But you don't need to tell him that I'm here.
00:35:29Hello.
00:35:31It's Brian Bennett. My nieces are huge fans.
00:35:34Thanks. That's very sweet.
00:35:36Do you mind if we go in? It's family business. This is my wife.
00:35:42She's your wife?
00:35:46Okay.
00:35:48You both can go in.
00:35:49If I can get a selfie.
00:35:52You got it.
00:35:54Not like that.
00:35:56Yes. Work it.
00:35:58Yeah, honey.
00:36:03What are you looking at?
00:36:04Shh.
00:36:12Billy underestimated your dad's rhythm.
00:36:16Who's that woman?
00:36:20Who's that woman?
00:36:21It's not Victoria Mays.
00:36:24Who is that?
00:36:28I only think your dad would cheat.
00:36:30Especially not with a 90 year old.
00:36:31Who knows?
00:36:34You're on your second slice by the way.
00:36:39It's even better with the honey mustard.
00:36:40Hmm.
00:36:41Not a little.
00:36:43Package for Henry Harper.
00:36:49Ma'am.
00:36:50Oh, excuse me. I can't get your signature.
00:36:51What's that?
00:36:52Uh, this is not my mom's size.
00:36:54It's not Victoria Mays size either.
00:36:56Or any of the women in that dance class.
00:36:57Maybe it's for Henry.
00:36:58Sometimes people's inner drag queen takes a while to come out.
00:37:00Ryan, are you real?
00:37:01No.
00:37:02No.
00:37:03No.
00:37:04No.
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00:37:46No.
00:37:47No.
00:37:48No.
00:37:49Micromanaging, check. Overstepping boundaries, check. Being a bossy freak. Check, check, triple check.
00:37:56Everything that I do is for you.
00:37:59You sound just like my mom when she's talking to my dad. Just because you believe it doesn't mean that it's right.
00:38:05Then tell me, what do you want?
00:38:07I want to be your partner, not your freaking project.
00:38:12What the hell is this?
00:38:19Oh, I can explain this.
00:38:37Oh, go ahead. I'm all ears.
00:38:40Well, you remember when we loved to go dancing back in the day, right?
00:38:45Well, I thought since now that we're retired, we should just dive back into it.
00:38:50But why keep it a secret?
00:38:53Maybe it was a surprise.
00:38:55Bingo. Yeah.
00:38:56Look, our 35th wedding anniversary is in February, isn't it, right?
00:39:01Sorry, it's been 15 years since I've danced, so I wanted to get back there and get some of my salsa moves back.
00:39:07So I started taking classes at La Condella, practicing all the time, anytime I can get it.
00:39:12So I bought this, you know, for you.
00:39:15And I have a matching one for the man, you know, it's stashed in my camping gear.
00:39:20You think I wear a size 22?
00:39:2320? What?
00:39:2520?
00:39:26Oh, boy. I really screwed up.
00:39:30Grace, I'm sorry.
00:39:34Come on, come on.
00:39:35Sit down.
00:39:37Come, let us see.
00:39:40Let us see, Grace.
00:39:41Now, Grace, you know, I've been looking out for danger most of my life.
00:39:56But I've never stopped looking out for you.
00:40:00Well, you're the most important thing in the world for me to protect.
00:40:04I know you said that when I got retired, I was a drifting.
00:40:13I have.
00:40:16I have a purpose now.
00:40:19Right?
00:40:19And that is to get us back to the top we were.
00:40:30This is so great.
00:40:31What can we do with you?
00:40:40Together.
00:40:40We're going to have a Cinderella moment, though.
00:40:45Sure looks like it.
00:40:46I just can't believe you thought I'd wear something that hideous.
00:40:52The thought is beautiful.
00:40:56And I'm just so relieved.
00:40:59I'm sorry.
00:41:01And the answer is yes.
00:41:03I'm so relieved that I get to be with this marvelous family.
00:41:18Hello.
00:41:27What's up, Ma?
00:41:29My wife went to bye-bye.
00:41:32I come to see Seth Meyers on late night.
00:41:37It's the Hallmark card they forgot to write.
00:41:57I thought love had to be loud or perfect.
00:42:01Maybe it's just this.
00:42:03A quiet space where you're allowed to say what you're afraid of and be heard.
00:42:08Maybe I've never given Ryan that space.
00:42:11Maybe I should.
00:42:14I thought I was helping her when all this time I was controlling what I was afraid to lose.
00:42:20I've never met someone with a soul as vibrant and beautiful as yours.
00:42:27You show me beauty that data models could never capture.
00:42:31I know that we've only known each other for four weeks.
00:42:34And I know this is crazy.
00:42:35But I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:42:39Will you marry me?
00:42:41Yes.
00:42:42Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:42:50Maybe our hearts always knew what we wanted.
00:42:53I think we just need to work on the other stuff.
00:42:57Copy that.
00:42:58It's almost time for my bambino, Seth Meyers.
00:43:18He's so cute.
00:43:21If I was 10 years younger.
00:43:25Oh, my God.
00:43:28Oh, good Lord.
00:43:29Are you pregnant?
00:43:32Yes.
00:43:32She's not pregnant.
00:43:39Maybe it's all that garbage pie you were eating.
00:43:42Or not.
00:43:49Well, you're not pregnant.
00:43:52You have stress-induced gastritis.
00:43:55Inflammation of the stomach lining.
00:43:57I don't know if I'm relieved or disappointed.
00:44:02Well, for now, let's just try and reduce your stress levels.
00:44:05Emotionally-induced stress is literally eating you from the inside out.
00:44:09I'm on it, Doc.
00:44:09Great.
00:44:17Check this out.
00:44:18It's my newest app.
00:44:19It's a happiness tracker.
00:44:21So you strap your phone to this handy little device here.
00:44:26And it gives you a daily bliss score based on facial scans, laugh frequencies,
00:44:30and your answers to 10 to 30 survey questions throughout the day.
00:44:34Presenting OptiMirth.
00:44:38It's a working time.
00:44:39What do you think?
00:44:40I think you need to work harder.
00:44:43On the name?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46Sorry.
00:44:47I don't think happiness should require an algorithm.
00:44:53This whole pregnancy thing has really made me think about what I want.
00:44:57You mean about having kids?
00:45:08About being married.
00:45:13Sophia, I don't know how to make you trust me to understand that I want to be here.
00:45:17You should use this.
00:45:23Stop trying to fight through it.
00:45:25Your stomach's all wonky.
00:45:36Mackenzie Duncan just tagged you in a story.
00:45:39What?
00:45:39What?
00:45:40Why?
00:45:42What's going on?
00:45:44Uh, my client...
00:45:45Well, ex-client.
00:45:48I did a premiere party for Tal and my boyfriend last year.
00:45:52It was a hit.
00:45:53Well, a party.
00:45:55Not the movie.
00:45:56That sucked.
00:45:57But now she's saying that the event was soulless?
00:46:02My party was amazing.
00:46:04It's just one person's opinion.
00:46:06And influencers!
00:46:11This is stressing out.
00:46:13I'll run your bubble bath, okay?
00:46:14Hi, everyone.
00:46:30And welcome to this very brief, impromptu live stream.
00:46:35Yeah, I saw Mackenzie's post.
00:46:39And I don't know what to do about it.
00:46:41But what I do know is I'm an artist.
00:46:44And I have my own point of view.
00:46:46And I'm so tired of having to come to social media to talk about it.
00:46:52But whatever.
00:46:54She can go hire some other person to do her parties.
00:46:57I don't care.
00:47:08Thank you for the wonderful party.
00:47:10I wish you let me pay for it.
00:47:12Oh, forget it.
00:47:13If I can't give my best friend a baby shower, then why am I in this business?
00:47:22Oh, honey, why are you crying?
00:47:24I just...
00:47:24I don't know why I'm in this business.
00:47:27I mean, today was an exception.
00:47:29But every day I feel like I'm just trying to make people happy.
00:47:32And I'm not happy.
00:47:33I mean, I feel like a fake freaking fraud.
00:47:35I should go.
00:47:37I'm so sorry.
00:47:38No, no.
00:47:40Why?
00:47:41I don't want to ruin your party.
00:47:44Sophia, that is not possible.
00:47:46You're the reason that this is so special.
00:47:48But you are right about one thing.
00:47:53Happiness is not a performance.
00:47:56It's seeds planted deep inside of you.
00:48:01And in order to cultivate them, you have to slow down, breathe, and listen to yourself.
00:48:13You're taking way too much yoga now.
00:48:19I'm pitching a new kind of experience for all of us.
00:48:23It's called Enter the Void.
00:48:25It's an immersive pop-up event where we share personal struggles or secrets that are then transformed into evocative multi-sensory installations.
00:48:36Not to showcase pain, but to validate it and foster healing.
00:48:41And yes, there will be lots of food.
00:48:43I'll pay for it.
00:48:56Thanks, but no thanks.
00:48:58I want you to support me emotionally, not financially.
00:49:04I do support you.
00:49:07Because it sounds amazing.
00:49:10Cathartic.
00:49:13Sexy.
00:49:41It's called Vodka Acai.
00:49:43Icelandic Vodka infused with acai berries.
00:49:47Oh, why didn't we think of that?
00:49:50Because it tastes like rubbing alcohol and acai berries mixed together.
00:49:54Are people having fun?
00:49:56They're pretending to.
00:49:58Just like me.
00:49:59One real and then I'm out.
00:50:04Hey guys, guess who's here with us?
00:50:07Our host, Roxy Reinhardt.
00:50:09Oh, I'm actually so funny.
00:50:10Seriously, check her out at...
00:50:14Oh, I know it.
00:50:16Don't tell me.
00:50:17Goam de Viver.
00:50:20So close.
00:50:21Joy de vivre.
00:50:22Now, Roxy, can you tell us, how did you decide to infuse vodka and acai?
00:50:27Because I love clean living and dirty dancing.
00:50:31Woohoo!
00:50:33Woo!
00:50:36I hate these people in this party.
00:50:39God damn it, gastritis.
00:50:43Shoot.
00:50:44I meant to stop the live stream, but I accidentally hit the camera flip button.
00:50:53Oh my god, I hate these people in this party.
00:50:57God damn you, gastritis.
00:50:59I know you were asking me not to go through your Instagram, but...
00:51:02Just tell me, what did Roxy comment?
00:51:06She actually hasn't commented yet.
00:51:07And her fans don't seem that upset.
00:51:10I'm guessing that they're the most responsible for your bump.
00:51:13What bump?
00:51:15You gained 11,000 followers tonight.
00:51:19What?
00:51:22Embracing unhappiness really does unlock authenticity.
00:51:27I wasn't trying to be brave or relatable.
00:51:29I was just...
00:51:30I was just in pain.
00:51:32And I guess people connected with that.
00:51:34Because it was real.
00:51:35Then Ryan pulled out his OptiMirth app and we got into a huge fight.
00:51:41You are always trying to fix me.
00:51:44What if this is me?
00:51:45What if this is the messy, broken, gastrically inflamed me, okay?
00:51:50I'm not some Instagram algorithm that you can just fix.
00:51:54Okay?
00:51:54I'm a person.
00:51:56Do you think you can actually love me if this is just...
00:51:58This is just who I am?
00:52:01What did he say?
00:52:02Nothing.
00:52:03He left the room and then came back and just held me all night.
00:52:08Didn't say one word.
00:52:10Maybe I broke him.
00:52:12Maybe you showed him exactly what he needed to see.
00:52:16You don't need fixing.
00:52:17True strength isn't about meeting anyone's expectations.
00:52:22It's about finding inner peace.
00:52:25Then I may be implementing a very radical and terrifying concept.
00:52:52Ryan?
00:52:53Oh my god.
00:52:55Damn.
00:52:58I can explain.
00:53:03You said your stomach was feeling better.
00:53:05So I thought I would make you dinner.
00:53:09I thought pasta would be easy.
00:53:11It's not.
00:53:13The box says you can cook it from 7 to 11 minutes.
00:53:15That's four minutes worth of margin for error.
00:53:17But the third time is a try.
00:53:20Just come over here and try it.
00:53:21Small bite.
00:53:34That is extremely overpowering, borderlining, apocalyptic.
00:53:41But I recognize the secret ingredient.
00:53:49Love.
00:53:52That's great.
00:53:55How about dessert?
00:53:56I went to Echo Park and got you a favorite gelato.
00:54:01Wait.
00:54:02No.
00:54:02You mean that stuff you call cancer in a cart?
00:54:05No.
00:54:07Yes.
00:54:11I need a lot more than that.
00:54:13Mm-hmm.
00:54:13Do it.
00:54:14Oh.
00:54:15It's perfect.
00:54:15Perfect.
00:54:16Mm-hmm.
00:54:18Mm.
00:54:19I have to say, I feel betrayed.
00:54:31By both of you, actually.
00:54:33You're telling me you're due back in divorce court in 22 days
00:54:36to potentially end this marriage?
00:54:38Nothing's been decided yet.
00:54:39It's complicated, Leo.
00:54:42And I'm really not telling anyone yet.
00:54:45Well, I am not just anyone, Soph.
00:54:49Ryan, come on.
00:54:51I'm your best friend.
00:54:52I was your best man at your wedding.
00:54:54You're my favorite ex-best roommate.
00:54:57And Soph, I think of you as a sister.
00:54:59And to see your relationship in jeopardy like this,
00:55:03it's crushing, it's devastating,
00:55:07and it should not be happening
00:55:08without 24-7 camera coverage.
00:55:13I'm sorry, Leo.
00:55:14I don't know if I heard you right.
00:55:16Are you trying to make another one of your reality TV shows
00:55:19out of our divorce?
00:55:20That is exactly what I am suggesting.
00:55:23Ryan, you're a wellness guru with an established brand,
00:55:26and your popularity has been spiking.
00:55:29Ever since that accidental livestream party vodka incident thing.
00:55:34That was hysterical.
00:55:35I loved it.
00:55:36Yeah, now I'm trying to rebrand myself
00:55:38and have authenticity.
00:55:40I don't think projecting my whole personal life
00:55:43and all of my problems
00:55:44to thousands of people on TV
00:55:46is really going to help that.
00:55:47First off, millions of viewers.
00:55:50And second off, how dare you?
00:55:52You know my work.
00:55:53You've seen my Emmys.
00:55:54My nominations.
00:55:55You know I do not produce cheap shit life at all.
00:56:00I just don't think this is for us, Leo.
00:56:05Before you make a decision,
00:56:07think of how the exposure on Bravo
00:56:10has optimized every single Real Housewives side of us.
00:56:14I don't like the word optimize.
00:56:19So who doesn't like the word optimize?
00:56:21Oh, I do too, so.
00:56:24I do too.
00:56:26But it's 500k each.
00:56:30Five hundred thousand dollars.
00:56:32Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:33Did I say 500k?
00:56:34I'm sorry.
00:56:35I meant 750k.
00:56:37Just think about it.
00:56:39Think about it.
00:56:41I'm going to head to Erewhon,
00:56:43get a smoothie
00:56:43so I can chug down my mood stabilizers.
00:56:46I'll talk to you both later.
00:56:48Thanks, Leo.
00:56:48There you go.
00:56:54Maybe this is the price we need to pay
00:56:55for all of our mistakes.
00:56:58At least with this,
00:56:58we could say that we tried it.
00:57:07It's from Leo.
00:57:20That's nice.
00:57:21Welcome to Marriage S.O.S.
00:57:24Now, hidden cameras are rolling,
00:57:25but don't you worry.
00:57:26Bathrooms are off limits.
00:57:27I make sure they're bad.
00:57:28So relax.
00:57:29Just be yourselves.
00:57:30Say whatever you feel,
00:57:32whatever is on your mind.
00:57:33Just go with it.
00:57:35What if we don't want to be ourselves?
00:57:36Too late.
00:57:37But remember,
00:57:38everything is recorded
00:57:39and everything is ours.
00:57:43Still time to back out.
00:57:45Not really.
00:57:46Why are we whispering?
00:58:06First dates?
00:58:12You need to be the perfect version of yourself.
00:58:16If you want a second date, anyway.
00:58:20Guilty.
00:58:21On our first date,
00:58:23I pretended to be way less rigid
00:58:24than I really am.
00:58:26Much, much less.
00:58:27You look fantastic.
00:58:35Thanks.
00:58:36Full disclosure,
00:58:37I had an entire makeup team help me get ready.
00:58:40Me too.
00:58:41Crazy.
00:58:42So, like,
00:58:42tell me about yourself.
00:58:44Well, I have PTSD.
00:58:45I had two tours in Afghanistan.
00:58:47I was like,
00:58:47oh,
00:58:48I need an emotional support animal,
00:58:49so I adopted this possum.
00:58:50Possum.
00:58:51That's amazing.
00:58:52A little bit about me.
00:58:53I have a slight drinking problem
00:58:56and I'm obsessed with dessert.
00:58:58Is that okay with you?
00:58:59Well, sugar's evil,
00:59:00but who doesn't like an alcoholic?
00:59:01I'm here for it.
00:59:02Wow,
00:59:03you are so understanding.
00:59:05You know what?
00:59:06I better run to the ladies' room.
00:59:07My thong is just riding up my ass.
00:59:09Same for me,
00:59:10all night.
00:59:10Crazy.
00:59:15Hey, Mom.
00:59:17Sorry it took so long to call.
00:59:19Ryan and I actually decided
00:59:21to do a reality TV show.
00:59:23It's called, uh,
00:59:25Marriage S.O.S.
00:59:27Crazy.
00:59:27What do you...
00:59:33Slow down.
00:59:34What do you mean you know?
00:59:37They reached out to you?
00:59:38What do they want?
00:59:42What did you send them?
00:59:44Mom?
00:59:46Mom?
00:59:54We're rolling?
00:59:55Okay.
00:59:55Excuse me.
00:59:55Hmm.
00:59:57All right.
00:59:59Ryan, Sophia,
01:00:00and everyone watching at home,
01:00:02today,
01:00:03we're going to start with something
01:00:04I like to call
01:00:05the vulnerability exercise.
01:00:07The game is
01:00:08the memory box.
01:00:09You open this box,
01:00:11you pull out some childhood trauma,
01:00:14and then you let your partner
01:00:16help you through
01:00:17that trauma.
01:00:19That feels manipulative.
01:00:22I'm okay with it,
01:00:24if you want to.
01:00:24Awesome.
01:00:25Awesome.
01:00:25Because we reached out
01:00:26to your families
01:00:27for some significant,
01:00:29very, very old photos.
01:00:32Take this box.
01:00:35Ugh.
01:00:35I don't know why my mom would send this.
01:00:50I don't think we should talk about this on camera.
01:00:53Let me see.
01:00:57You're just a kid.
01:00:58What happened?
01:00:59Oh, my God.
01:01:03That's...
01:01:04That's after my car accident
01:01:07at Tucson Children's Hospital.
01:01:11Wait, when were you there?
01:01:15Uh...
01:01:15July...
01:01:17July 15th, 2001?
01:01:20I was 8.
01:01:20I was 11.
01:01:21I was there that day, too.
01:01:23I was...
01:01:24I was...
01:01:24I was...
01:01:24I was...
01:01:28I was carpooling home with friends.
01:01:42We were hit by a drunk driver.
01:01:43I was leaving Little League.
01:01:48I was walking home.
01:01:50Just happened to see the crash.
01:01:51My mom had just bought me a phone.
01:01:53So I called 911 and I waited for them.
01:01:57I was stuck in the back seat.
01:01:58My legs were pinned.
01:02:00I couldn't feel them.
01:02:01I was...
01:02:02So scared.
01:02:03But he...
01:02:03He stayed by me.
01:02:06She was trapped.
01:02:06So I just held her hand
01:02:10so she wouldn't pass out.
01:02:11He...
01:02:12Distracted me.
01:02:14It was a clear night.
01:02:15And he pointed out
01:02:16Jupiter, Saturn, constellations.
01:02:20Scorpio, Sagittarius,
01:02:23Cygnus the Swan.
01:02:25Ryan, you saved me.
01:02:28I shouldn't have been anywhere near you.
01:02:31I just happened to miss the last bus.
01:02:35It's...
01:02:36Incredible.
01:02:36It's impossible.
01:02:38It's...
01:02:38Destiny?
01:02:39I couldn't agree more.
01:02:41Now the question is,
01:02:43what does destiny mean to you now?
01:02:47Find out on the next episode.
01:02:56And welcome back.
01:02:58I would love if you both spoke from my heart.
01:03:02In knowing what you know now,
01:03:04what does destiny mean to you?
01:03:07Ryan.
01:03:10I used to think that destiny was some romantic nonsense.
01:03:17Something that lazy people made up
01:03:20because they didn't want to put in the work.
01:03:22But we found out that we met all those years ago.
01:03:29I didn't know your name.
01:03:31I just knew you needed help.
01:03:34And I wasn't going to leave until you were safe.
01:03:38Destiny isn't about some cosmic lottery.
01:03:42It's about how we choose to handle the opportunities that we're given.
01:03:51When I was eight, I thought I was saved by an angel.
01:03:55And I dreamed about you so much, I think I started to believe that's all you were, an angel.
01:04:03I think the universe brought us back together so I could say thank you.
01:04:07You're welcome.
01:04:11Destiny has a persuasive method of weighing in on our actions,
01:04:16but they're still our choices to make.
01:04:20When I come see you, it's an easy one.
01:04:23Will she or won't she take him back, Harry?
01:04:30Just a few days ago, Sophia Harper was in front of a judge begging for a divorce.
01:04:36And her husband, Ryan, he said, oh, no, no way.
01:04:39In light of tonight's stunning revelation,
01:04:43we're giving Ryan one hour to write new vows.
01:04:46How will Sophia Harper respond?
01:04:48Find out next time on Marriage S.O.S.
01:04:52Good night, everyone.
01:04:59When I proposed, I was all in.
01:05:03I meant it.
01:05:04It felt right.
01:05:06But also compulsive, like the relationship had nowhere else to go.
01:05:11Which is nuts, because we'd only known each other for four weeks.
01:05:15I felt an extreme pressure to say yes to him.
01:05:19I knew it was way too soon, but it just seemed so important to him.
01:05:25And here we are.
01:05:27And here we are.
01:05:30Brian, Sophia, my beloved crew.
01:05:35We've got a million people watching this live.
01:05:38There's no cuts, no retakes, no edits.
01:05:42Are you guys ready for this?
01:05:44Ready?
01:05:45Ready?
01:05:45Ready.
01:05:46And action.
01:05:48Sofía, I spent so much time trying to optimize you.
01:06:18When I should have just been seeing you.
01:06:22I want to be the person that notices everything.
01:06:26Your quiet struggles.
01:06:28Your victories, large and small.
01:06:32I want to make sure that no part of your life comes unnoticed.
01:06:36Ryan, I promise that even when you're shredding my very, very last nerve,
01:06:42to remember that you're just trying to protect me.
01:06:46Which you've been doing since I was eight years old.
01:06:51But love is so much more than that.
01:06:53It's about being brave together.
01:06:55I'm just glad you're not trying to propose to me on live television.
01:07:02I mean, how pathetic would that have been?
01:07:05I would have had to say no.
01:07:06I just want to make sure that I don't lose a part of myself in us.
01:07:14And I want to work on our story together.
01:07:18One page at a time.
01:07:23What kind of non-answer is that?
01:07:25Is that a cell phone?
01:07:29Find that cell phone.
01:07:30I'm sorry.
01:07:30Somebody killed that.
01:07:31Sorry, it's mine.
01:07:32It's an emergency ringtone.
01:07:34I have to take this.
01:07:35It's just wellness guru stuff.
01:07:38Bad timing, bro.
01:07:40What?
01:07:42Aspen.
01:07:44Now are you serious?
01:07:45What?
01:07:46What's going on?
01:07:48It's just a small little existential crisis.
01:07:51One of our investors is trying to back out.
01:07:52What about Aspen?
01:07:56I have to be there first thing in the morning.
01:07:58I guess this is what they mean when they say that's a wrap.
01:08:02You just killed the show.
01:08:03Yeah, I know.
01:08:04Sorry, everybody.
01:08:05Sorry.
01:08:06Should we send our invoice to you?
01:08:07Yes, please.
01:08:08Info.
01:08:09Yeah.
01:08:13Thanks.
01:08:13I'll be right down.
01:08:16Car's here to pick me up.
01:08:17Hey, wait.
01:08:19This is for you.
01:08:22Thanks, babe.
01:08:26Aspen is expecting a massive storm, so you've got to stay warm.
01:08:32I hate rushing off like this.
01:08:34You're going to do great.
01:08:35Just don't let the work define you.
01:08:38I'll be fine.
01:08:40You always are.
01:08:41Uber's here.
01:09:03Thanks, Diego.
01:09:05While you're here, do you mind getting some pics for social media?
01:09:08You got it, boss.
01:09:08Oh, also, while I finish prepping for the presentation, if you could just greet the investors as they filter in, that'd be great.
01:09:15No problem, boss.
01:09:17One of them is already here, and I think it's your ex.
01:09:22Elise?
01:09:24The one and only.
01:09:26It's been way too long.
01:09:39Here.
01:09:40Have a seat.
01:09:40You're fine.
01:09:42Elise actually helped me start the company.
01:09:45We were two visionaries in love.
01:09:47For a moment.
01:09:48And then someone dumped me.
01:09:49I pulled the plug on our relationship, but not my investment.
01:09:56Thankfully.
01:09:56Thankfully.
01:09:58After the meeting, I want to hear all about married life.
01:10:01You look...
01:10:02Settled.
01:10:08Cute.
01:10:09Diego says we're living proof that opposites attract.
01:10:15I love busting cliches.
01:10:18And who wouldn't want to be with someone like you?
01:10:21Depends on who you ask.
01:10:24Me?
01:10:26You're the one rescuing Sophie.
01:10:29The quirky artist.
01:10:31You're teaching her to fly.
01:10:32That's not it at all.
01:10:36I used to think that strength was never falling.
01:10:41But she's taught me that real strength is being seen.
01:10:47Flaws and all.
01:10:48Wow.
01:10:50You really have changed.
01:10:53Ryan, I knew and marry the numbers, not the girl.
01:11:02Do I throw a hell of a Christmas or what?
01:11:28You most certainly do.
01:11:29So, how's Ryan doing in Aspen?
01:11:36Okay.
01:11:37We think his assistant, Diego, emailed me and said they don't have any cell coverage because
01:11:43of the blizzard.
01:11:44Yeah.
01:11:46We could stalk his Instagram and see if he's posted anything.
01:11:49Ooh.
01:11:54What is it?
01:11:59Um, that's his ex, right?
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:05Elise Jordan.
01:12:07She's everything I'm not.
01:12:10Perfect, polished, severe, amazing in the boardroom.
01:12:14Probably the bedroom.
01:12:16Did Ryan tell you she was going to be there?
01:12:18Nope.
01:12:20No.
01:12:20But she's a major investor, so.
01:12:24Right.
01:12:25I'm not going to, you know, spiral into jealousy or anything.
01:12:29It's for adults.
01:12:30He's good.
01:12:30I'm good.
01:12:31Exactly.
01:12:32That's right.
01:12:32That is wonderful.
01:12:33Wonderful.
01:12:35That is what trust is.
01:12:37You know, choosing to believe even when things are not so clear.
01:12:43Yeah.
01:12:46Wonderful.
01:12:47Wonderful.
01:12:48You know what?
01:12:49I'm going to send him his Christmas gift.
01:12:51Ooh.
01:12:52What is it?
01:12:53I got him an antique.
01:12:55Ooh.
01:12:56It's an engraved color.
01:12:58Wow.
01:12:59This is so perfect.
01:13:01Ryan is going to love it.
01:13:03Mm-hmm.
01:13:03Yeah.
01:13:03So, whenever he's lost, or lost with Elise Jordan, it'll be totally fine, because we'll
01:13:12have his compass to take him home to me.
01:13:16Which isn't going to happen.
01:13:18Yeah.
01:13:18Yeah.
01:13:29I want to work on our story together.
01:13:32One page at a time.
01:13:35Okay.
01:13:47Okay.
01:13:48Do you have any signal?
01:14:16Sadly, no. Gorgeous hotel, terrible Wi-Fi. Why is Sophie keeping you on a short leash?
01:14:26It's Sophia. And no, I'm just trying to get in touch with my wife. Is that so bizarre?
01:14:33Funny. You and I created an empire and now you're curating her chaos, but maybe that's the appeal.
01:14:43What is?
01:14:45Saving her. You always needed someone to save. With me, you didn't have to be the hero. You were already the man.
01:14:54You have no idea what you're talking about.
01:14:58Success is oxygen. And you breathed it with me. With her, you're choking. You were not only seen, you dominated. I made you tower. With her, you're shrinking.
01:15:15Found it. What is it?
01:15:28The perfect addition to my gift for Ryan. His favorite sugar-free organic hot chocolate with non-alkalized cacao to preserve antioxidant levels.
01:15:37He is going to love that. Just pack quickly because I think the delivery guy is going to be here soon.
01:15:46You know, I think this is the first time you and Ryan have actually been physically separated since the trial.
01:15:55It is, isn't it? I think you miss Ryan more than you realize.
01:16:04Oh, honey, I didn't mean to make you sad. No, I know. I think I'm remembering what attracted me to him the most.
01:16:19His amazing drive and his ability to grow. And that's how Ryan is with everything he approaches, including relationships.
01:16:40I want a marriage that evolves. You know, two people who walk on the same path, not meet halfway.
01:16:53Oh, I think the delivery guy is here. Oh.
01:17:10Oh, my God.
01:17:34Have you thought about what I said?
01:17:38That if I stay with Sophia, my company will fail?
01:17:41No. It's that I still love you.
01:17:47But you don't. I'm not the same person that I used to be. That's why Sophia and I work.
01:17:57And if my values don't align with your vision of the company, please feel free to back up.
01:18:29Molten lava, just like you.
01:18:59Don't forget to subscribe to my channel and subscribe to my channel for more videos.
01:19:29Oh
01:19:44You made it home
01:19:46Yeah, it's somehow your gifts made it to me
01:19:51Thanks for the compass. I love it and hot chocolate's really good too
01:19:56Express shipping
01:20:02Leo sent us this
01:20:06Looks like he's having another one of his notorious New Year's Eve parties
01:20:11Yes, okay, I want a divorce
01:20:14You commandeer my projects you've ruined my relationship with Chelsea. He's just trying to help you. I don't need your help
01:20:20I need you to respect me treat me like a human being like you're equal this version of myself
01:20:26That you think that you're in love with I can't be that. Okay. I can never be yours not like this
01:20:32Please don't do this like this
01:20:34I'm done
01:20:37And it just so happens to be at the same place
01:20:41Where you broke things off with me. Yeah
01:20:46He did ask us to be the guests of honor
01:20:49What should I tell him depends?
01:20:55Do you want to go?
01:21:00Night's New Year's Eve this is it I have to make a decision
01:21:06What else can I do to prove to her who I am what we can be together?
01:21:09There's no algorithm to this
01:21:11There's no algorithm for this
01:21:14Maybe
01:21:15That's the point
01:21:19I
01:21:21I
01:21:23I
01:21:25I
01:21:27I
01:21:29I
01:21:31I
01:21:33I
01:21:35I
01:21:36Should we just, uh, meet at Leo's party?
01:22:04Yeah. Yeah. That's a good idea.
01:22:09I've spent the last month trying to find my inner peace. And I'm still afraid.
01:22:15Of what? That he doesn't see my growth.
01:22:19But you do. And that's what's important. If Ryan doesn't see it, it's on him.
01:22:25No, no, no. See, she thinks that I only love an idolized version of her. So I have to prove her otherwise.
01:22:39Then I think it's a good thing you're brave enough to be someone new for her.
01:22:46It's already noon. Twelve more hours until a brand new year. And a brand new life. Whether I want it or not.
01:22:57Leo. I'm wearing the same thing I wore when I got married. You think that's okay for tonight?
01:23:15Absolutely. It brought you luck once.
01:23:22I wore it at my wedding. It was my great-grandmother's. Tonight, it's all yours.
01:23:27It's beautiful. May you see the woman you want to become tonight.
01:23:33Hi, gorgeous.
01:23:49You look beautiful. You look amazing.
01:23:54Have you seen Ryan anywhere?
01:23:57Have you seen Sophia? I don't see her anywhere.
01:24:00Relax. She's here. She just checked in downstairs.
01:24:08Is that my wedding song?
01:24:10You evil bastard.
01:24:12Sorry. Couldn't resist.
01:24:15And neither can you.
01:24:18I see the light in your eyes
01:24:24Even when shadows try to hide
01:24:30You're the calm in my storm
01:24:34The heart I was made for
01:24:38Every floor, every line, they're all mine
01:24:50Hi.
01:24:51Hi.
01:24:52Do you want to dance?
01:24:54Do you want to dance?
01:24:56Or a shark?
01:24:57Sure.
01:24:58No.
01:25:03Ready?
01:25:04No.
01:25:06You're still doing it.
01:25:08You hold me close
01:25:13And I feel alive
01:25:17You're still doing it
01:25:20Doing what?
01:25:22The Ryan Bennett secret to Dance War Domination
01:25:26Be honest
01:25:31Yes, that is my secret
01:25:34No, I mean
01:25:37Do you miss what we used to be?
01:25:41No
01:25:42I miss the things we never said to each other
01:25:45You don't have to
01:25:47I like who we're becoming even more
01:25:50I have something to do
01:25:55Really?
01:25:56Oh my god
01:26:09No
01:26:10No
01:26:11Number one
01:26:11You taught me that love isn't about owning someone
01:26:15It's about being present.
01:26:18May I?
01:26:20Sure.
01:26:22Number 36.
01:26:24You showed me that sometimes silence is more powerful than words.
01:26:28Number 43.
01:26:30I love how you walked into our recreated first date in that vintage dress.
01:26:35It's proof I'm the luckiest man alive.
01:26:38Number 58.
01:26:40I love your chaos.
01:26:42Every room you touch feels more like home.
01:26:45Number 65.
01:26:46I love the way you narrate your own cooking like you're on your own food show.
01:26:51Number 78.
01:26:53I love how you gave me a compass that says when you're lost, come home.
01:26:57Number 97.
01:26:59In every storm, you're the reason I'd find my way back.
01:27:03I can't believe you did this for me.
01:27:07You make me want to be better.
01:27:10I just hope that this is a step in the right direction.
01:27:16Any chance you have a pen on you?
01:27:18You know I do.
01:27:20Yeah.
01:27:22Number 101.
01:27:25I love this list.
01:27:27And that our marriage is an endless story we get to keep writing.
01:27:30Together.
01:27:3219.
01:27:3318.
01:27:3417.
01:27:3518.
01:27:3617.
01:27:3718.
01:27:3818.
01:27:3917.
01:27:4016.
01:27:41So what are you looking forward to in the new year?
01:27:45It's going to be the best year ever.
01:27:47Because I am choosing to be with the person who wants me to be better.
01:27:51I'm choosing to be with the person who helps me become myself.
01:27:54And loves me every step of the journey.
01:27:56That person is you.
01:27:57You are.
01:27:58Yeah, I am Gordon.
01:27:59And loves me every step of the journey.
01:28:01That person is you.
01:28:02You are was someone who is pretty.
01:28:04Four, three, one, and to see how I love
01:28:11Don't let go, maybe love will find the road
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