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00:00:00Married after a four-week fling, and now, 18 months later, you now want out?
00:00:10Yes, Your Honor.
00:00:11No, Your Honor.
00:00:12Stay in your lane, folks.
00:00:14Please state your name and job.
00:00:16Sophia Harper, luxury event designer, sweetie.
00:00:19I want a divorce.
00:00:21Ryan Bennett, Wellness Bros Incorporated.
00:00:24I also wrote a little book called Warrior Mindset.
00:00:26Little?
00:00:28Fifteen months on the Umazon bestseller list?
00:00:32Great.
00:00:33Even he's a fan.
00:00:34No, not me.
00:00:35My daughter's a big fan.
00:00:36Anyway, please tell us what happened, Mr. Bennett.
00:00:40Your Honor, she's overwhelmed.
00:00:42If you look at my Instagram, I'm all in on this marriage.
00:00:51Here you go.
00:00:53Homemade chicken bone broth.
00:00:55It's antibiotics for this one.
00:00:58Oh.
00:01:00Don't worry.
00:01:01It's all colored corn.
00:01:02And you take the probiotics every two hours.
00:01:04Five and seven, don't take them together.
00:01:05You might get a stomachache.
00:01:06Let me know if you need money.
00:01:07Sure.
00:01:08She works too hard.
00:01:13Hey, my dad, my dad, my dad.
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00:01:51Nothing's more important than your help.
00:02:00Mr. Bennett, you do see it.
00:02:03Your honor, can I say something?
00:02:04She's just exhausted.
00:02:05Look, there's another one.
00:02:12I replaced my little coffee addicts morning coffee with my patented green powered shake.
00:02:19Seventeen ingredients, engineered for mental and physical dominance.
00:02:22She's gonna love it.
00:02:26Oh, Brian, what is that?
00:02:32That's just your body rejecting the toxic.
00:02:34Toxic?
00:02:35Try our marriage.
00:02:36Optimization is my love language.
00:02:38Do I ever get a say in my own life?
00:02:47Your honor, I know that he looks good on paper.
00:02:50Caring husband, successful CEO, best-selling author.
00:02:54But that's not the truth.
00:02:57Please continue, Mrs. Harper.
00:02:58The truth is, he doesn't love me.
00:03:00He just loves fixing me.
00:03:02That's not true at all.
00:03:03You can go sit down now.
00:03:05When I was sick, all I wanted was some peace and quiet in my mom's chicken noodle soup.
00:03:11But Ryan wouldn't stop talking.
00:03:14Day three of Sophia's wellness transformation.
00:03:16She's got a fever.
00:03:17It means the detox is working.
00:03:19Sophia!
00:03:20You get a little sick, right?
00:03:22How we feeling?
00:03:23Ryan!
00:03:24Get me off your ride right now.
00:03:25Okay.
00:03:26Okay.
00:03:27Oh.
00:03:28She's just a little overheated, that's all.
00:03:30Pills!
00:03:31Uh, no.
00:03:32We don't do pills in this house.
00:03:33We let our bodies heal themselves.
00:03:34Right?
00:03:35You got this!
00:03:36It's 2am.
00:03:37Can you get some sleep?
00:03:38Just five more minutes.
00:03:39Hmm.
00:03:40Make sure you press save, okay?
00:03:41Oh.
00:03:42Okay.
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00:04:13What time is it?
00:04:14Only for a meeting.
00:04:15Huh?
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00:04:25He didn't save it.
00:04:26Eight hours of work and he didn't save it.
00:04:28Even worse, your honor.
00:04:30He wants to know what comes out of me.
00:04:32He asks me to send him poop pics.
00:04:35The Bristol stool chart is a legitimate indicator of digestive health.
00:04:39Mr. Bennett, who on earth takes pictures of someone's bowel movements?
00:04:44So suddenly this tech toilet from Tokyo shows up at our door and it tracks it.
00:04:49It also analyzes my urine and tells me about it.
00:04:53Congratulations.
00:04:54No business.
00:04:55I have a low foam consistent hue.
00:04:57Have you been eating-
00:04:58Shut up!
00:04:59So you're getting a divorce over a talking toilet?
00:05:06I know.
00:05:07It sounds harmless, right?
00:05:09Maybe even adorable.
00:05:11But it's not.
00:05:12Okay.
00:05:13Wait till you hear how he almost wrecked my entire career in everything I've worked for.
00:05:22Ms. Harper, you claim Mr. Bennett hurt your career?
00:05:27Not just hurt.
00:05:28Wrecked.
00:05:29I boosted her brain, your honor.
00:05:31Save it!
00:05:32Please continue in this harbor.
00:05:36So a couple weeks ago I had one of the most important events in my career.
00:05:41A Thanksgiving Gala.
00:05:42I had the perfect menu.
00:05:44Ryan?
00:05:45Can you grab my phone?
00:05:47It's probably Chelsea.
00:05:49Instead of being upset, embrace the sugar-free anti-inflammatory problem.
00:05:52Hey!
00:05:53Honey!
00:05:54I need my phone.
00:05:55What are you gonna do?
00:05:56It's life-shortening anyway.
00:05:57Whoa!
00:05:58Whoa!
00:05:59Hey!
00:06:00Chelsea!
00:06:03Sorry, Soap.
00:06:05Your husband just called me fat.
00:06:07I didn't say that.
00:06:10She just fired me.
00:06:12Six-figure job.
00:06:16I can't wait.
00:06:17Sophia, I was just trying to help.
00:06:18Help?
00:06:19Help me?
00:06:20You don't get to do my job for me.
00:06:22You don't get to speak for me or post for me.
00:06:25I increased your click-through by 32%.
00:06:27Oh my god!
00:06:28It's not about a click-through rate.
00:06:30It's about you treating me like a person, not some project that you need to fix.
00:06:35Sophia, you know that-
00:06:36Oh, Ryan!
00:06:37Just stop!
00:06:38You do your job and I'll do mine.
00:06:39I just want you to respect me.
00:06:41Go make your freaking green smoothie.
00:06:50Your Honor, he doesn't see me as a wife.
00:06:58He sees me as an appliance that he needs to fix.
00:07:01Sophia, I never meant to-
00:07:03I've heard enough!
00:07:05Please take a seat.
00:07:07All rise!
00:07:13I am imposing a 30-day trial separation effective immediately.
00:07:20We will reflect and reconvene in January.
00:07:24Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
00:07:25Y'all dismissed.
00:07:27Your Honor, we can't see each other for 30 days?
00:07:32Your Honor, we can't see each other for 30 days?
00:07:34This is not a restraining order.
00:07:40Excuse me.
00:07:41Excuse me.
00:07:42I'm so sorry.
00:07:43Excuse me.
00:07:45Hey, Mom, Dad.
00:07:46I really need to talk to you tomorrow.
00:07:49Sophia, I'm sorry I screwed things up with Chelsea, but that's-
00:07:52You didn't just screw things up.
00:07:53You made decisions for me.
00:07:55But that's not what I was trying to do.
00:07:56I'm going to Tucson tomorrow and I'm telling my parents about our divorce.
00:08:00Your father asked me specifically to come on Thanksgiving so that we could have a talk.
00:08:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:07What?
00:08:09T-U-L, not T-U-S.
00:08:12I'm going to Tulsa, Oklahoma?
00:08:19It's Thanksgiving tomorrow. Everything's going to be sold out.
00:08:22Perfect.
00:08:23I finally work up the courage to tell them and I can't even get there.
00:08:28I could drive you.
00:08:30I don't think you understand the definition of separation.
00:08:33It's seven hours. I'll drop you off and I can come right back.
00:08:36And why would you do that?
00:08:37Because your father's going to ask me man to man why his daughter looks so unhappy.
00:08:43Okay, fine. But I control the music and the GPS.
00:08:47Deal.
00:08:49So there's still a home to go to?
00:08:52For me, not for you.
00:08:58You know, the holidays are for the family.
00:09:04You really should tell them we're getting divorced right now.
00:09:08My dad will support whatever decision we make.
00:09:12God, can she glare any harder?
00:09:15It feels like running a marathon blindfolded.
00:09:18If not for that stupid flight code, I'd be sipping champagne and at a spa right now.
00:09:22Henry is very old school. He's tough. If we tell him that we're getting divorced, he'll kill me.
00:09:29He hated our flash wedding. Said it was reckless.
00:09:32That's love.
00:09:33Hey mom.
00:09:40Actually, I'm driving. With Ryan. Not fine.
00:09:45Sweetie, drive safe. Text when you're close. Dad's new security system's a pain in my-
00:09:50You know, your mom is a legend. She ran that restaurant, basically raised the family all by herself.
00:10:00I'm just trying to help you to do something like that.
00:10:03I don't need a coach. I need a partner. Someone that supports me. Not micromanaging me all the time.
00:10:10You micromanaged that cupcake in your mouth.
00:10:18I'm sorry. Did you want some? Here. Here, here. I'll-
00:10:22I'm driving. Stop. This is my favorite shirt!
00:10:26Well, it's ugly. I made it better.
00:10:28I thought we decided I was in charge of the music.
00:10:38Whatever.
00:10:40Just so you know, we're pulling over when you get started.
00:10:43And why is that?
00:10:44It's unhealthy to sit on your butt longer than four hours.
00:10:46It's unhealthy to sit on your butt for five hours.
00:10:48It's real mature.
00:10:49Mature.
00:10:58Perfect. Stuck in a motel room with you. Thanksgiving miracle.
00:11:09It's not that bad.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:28Can you be quiet please? I'll sleep.
00:11:32Of course.
00:11:35Good night.
00:11:36You are the only husband I know who wants to get exfoliated on his honeymoon.
00:11:43Correction, I'm the only husband on his honeymoon who gets exfoliated by a badass.
00:11:57Promise me, whatever happens, we always find our way back here.
00:12:03I promise, this will be our forever reset button.
00:12:25Remember our honeymoon resort?
00:12:28Yeah, we had the best massages.
00:12:33Never as good as yours, though.
00:12:36Does your back hurt?
00:12:38Here, let me help you.
00:12:40What are you doing, Ryan?
00:12:42Strictly therapeutic.
00:12:44You're... you're doing a taxi call.
00:12:51Sorry.
00:12:53Hey, hey, Ryan, are you okay?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:04Yeah, I'm okay.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:06Goodnight.
00:13:07Yeah.
00:13:08Yeah.
00:13:09Yeah, I'm okay.
00:13:10Okay.
00:13:11Goodnight.
00:13:12Yeah.
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:15Yeah.
00:13:16Yeah, I'm okay.
00:13:17Okay.
00:13:18Goodnight.
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:21Yeah, I'm okay.
00:13:22Okay.
00:13:23Goodnight.
00:13:24Okay.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:27Just remember, we're going to pretend that everything's fine.
00:13:31I'm following your lead.
00:13:32I can prove to you that I can do better.
00:13:46Okay.
00:13:47Okay.
00:13:48Okay.
00:13:49Okay.
00:13:50Just remember, we're going to pretend that everything's fine.
00:13:54I'm following your lead.
00:13:56I can prove to you that I can do better.
00:13:59Okay.
00:14:00You son of a gun.
00:14:06Oh, your dad knows you want a divorce.
00:14:11He's gonna murder me.
00:14:12No, it's just him being him.
00:14:14Hey, dad, knock it off.
00:14:16Put the gun down.
00:14:17God.
00:14:18You son of a gun.
00:14:19Henry.
00:14:20Good to see you, man.
00:14:21Come on.
00:14:22Come on.
00:14:23Come on.
00:14:24Come on.
00:14:25Bring it in.
00:14:26Bring it in.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:28You.
00:14:29You triggered my brand new security system and it came barging up here like this.
00:14:34Get over here, little girl.
00:14:35Give your dad a hug.
00:14:36Put the gun down first.
00:14:37Come here, little girl.
00:14:38Come here, little girl.
00:14:39Come here, little girl.
00:14:40Give your dad a hug.
00:14:41Put the gun down first.
00:14:42Come here, little girl.
00:14:43Oh, okay.
00:14:44Okay.
00:14:45Put me down.
00:14:46Put me down.
00:14:47Where's mom?
00:14:48Oh, you gorgeous people.
00:14:50Henry, stop playing Jack Reacher and get their bags.
00:15:01Come in, relax, unwind.
00:15:05Decompressed.
00:15:06Dinner's at six.
00:15:08Leave the gun outside.
00:15:09Dodge.
00:15:10Everything smells fabulous, mom.
00:15:19Doesn't it rhyme?
00:15:21Yep.
00:15:22Can't believe my eyes.
00:15:26So, Nona, do you need help with anything?
00:15:31Si, si, bellissima.
00:15:33Give me great grand babies.
00:15:36I don't think anytime soon.
00:15:40Oh, um.
00:15:42Nona, I, uh, really, veggies look really good.
00:15:47Especially the kale.
00:15:49Si, si, amore.
00:15:51I remember you like it.
00:15:53Nona, I did bring, uh, avocado oil.
00:15:56Tart healthy, low cholesterol.
00:15:59You so silly.
00:16:02Try to change, uh, the family's recipe, uh.
00:16:08In Sicily, people disappear for that.
00:16:13So thankful we're all to be together.
00:16:19Family and food, it's a beautiful formula.
00:16:23Henry, get your ass in here.
00:16:26Mmm.
00:16:27There you go.
00:16:29I, I didn't know you cooked too.
00:16:33Oh, it's just my specialty.
00:16:35A little something I call Tucson Chowder.
00:16:38You get to take the first bite.
00:16:40Oh.
00:16:55The special ingredient is ghost pepper.
00:17:00You walked right into that one, Ryan.
00:17:03Is she already gone?
00:17:18Cold water's the worst thing you can take with it.
00:17:21My husband is an immature 12-year-old.
00:17:24But he is right.
00:17:26You can only neutralize a pepper burn with dairy.
00:17:29And some bread.
00:17:30Mmm.
00:17:31Poor boy.
00:17:32Ryan doesn't eat like that.
00:17:34Right, babe?
00:17:35Take a crescent roller.
00:17:37You know, when I was in the FBI,
00:17:40all the new agents, they, they got rash like this.
00:17:44It builds character.
00:17:47This isn't FBI boot camp, Henry.
00:17:50It's Thanksgiving.
00:17:52So, what's new with you two?
00:17:56No.
00:17:57Um.
00:17:58You want to tell them, babe?
00:18:00Or should I?
00:18:02Yeah.
00:18:03So, we just opened a new wellness center
00:18:06and it was going to be, not the contract for the app.
00:18:11That, that's not the half of it.
00:18:14He dropped everything to drive me here this weekend.
00:18:17Only after you ordered the wrong plane ticket.
00:18:20Well, I think love is about accepting people for their mistakes.
00:18:25So, how long did we get to hold you captive?
00:18:28Just this weekend.
00:18:29Oh.
00:18:30No, Daddy.
00:18:31Me for the weekend.
00:18:32He's leaving tomorrow.
00:18:34Sorry.
00:18:36I have to take this.
00:18:39He's married to his phone.
00:18:42Oh, there, Sophia.
00:18:45It never stops, even on Thanksgiving.
00:18:48I'll book a flight home and he'll be leaving tomorrow.
00:18:51Nope.
00:18:52No need.
00:18:53So, I should survive him.
00:18:54Aww.
00:18:55Even busy, you managed to get Sophia home.
00:18:58Some retired folks, never home.
00:19:01Off doing God knows what.
00:19:03Dad?
00:19:04Is she talking about you?
00:19:07These are phones.
00:19:08They too smart now.
00:19:09Innovating.
00:19:10The dinner table.
00:19:11Sorry.
00:19:12It's my high school friends and Marcus.
00:19:13They want to get drinks after dinner.
00:19:14Oh, Marcus just opened a new restaurant.
00:19:15You'll have plenty to discuss.
00:19:16I'd like to go, too.
00:19:17I'll see if they have room.
00:19:37Congrats on your company, Sophia.
00:19:48We talked to your mom.
00:19:50You are crushing it, girl.
00:19:53I mean, success is great as long as I don't lose myself in it.
00:19:56Hey, party people.
00:19:58Sorry I'm late.
00:20:00I had to hunt for street parking.
00:20:02I didn't want to hand off my new Porsche to the valets.
00:20:05Someone's got a fancy new toy.
00:20:07I couldn't resist.
00:20:10As promised.
00:20:12Here she is.
00:20:14Hi, Marcus.
00:20:15I follow your IG, SoCalGlitterati.
00:20:19Sketching your dreams onto dinner plates.
00:20:22I'm so proud of you.
00:20:25And this must be...
00:20:29Ryan.
00:20:31My husband.
00:20:33Funny you should mention art.
00:20:34It's the first thing I noticed about Sophia.
00:20:37We met at an event that I organized.
00:20:41The walls were covered in these vivid paintings and I was hooked.
00:20:46Even before I tasted her food.
00:20:48Same here.
00:20:49When I was 17, bussing tables at Graziella, I kept hearing about the owner's talented daughter, the artist.
00:20:58Much to my surprise, she was my age.
00:21:02Is that when you designed your mom's menus?
00:21:04You painted the frescoes on the wall?
00:21:05And the ceiling and the window displays.
00:21:09I was able to get a few shifts in waiting tables between all the paintings.
00:21:15Last year for our second anniversary, I was in a deep detox cleanse.
00:21:19So I couldn't eat cake.
00:21:20So Sophia painted one for me.
00:21:21It hangs up in my office.
00:21:23Could we get a closer look?
00:21:24Sure.
00:21:30You must come to my new restaurant.
00:21:34And Ryan, too, of course.
00:21:37Here, y'all.
00:21:38Hot off the press.
00:21:40Is that a chola?
00:21:43Cholla, with two L's named after my favorite cactus.
00:21:49Business cards are so last century, he just wanted us to see his Rolex.
00:21:54Maybe for your second anniversary, we could eat that cake in real life.
00:21:58I sure hope that that happens.
00:22:05You know what we miss the most about Soph?
00:22:10Her laugh.
00:22:11How great that you get to hear it every day.
00:22:14I wish I got to hear it more.
00:22:15I wish I got to hear it more.
00:22:16I wish I got to hear it more.
00:22:21There, you know.
00:22:22I wish I had to hear it more great.
00:22:23Me, may, may, may, may, may.
00:22:37Draw what you'd cook if no one was watching or judging.
00:22:43I forgot how good this used to feel.
00:23:09When did I stop seeing this?
00:23:12I should have asked you months ago, but it's not too late.
00:23:38For what?
00:23:40For you to design my restaurant.
00:23:45Get some of this up on those walls.
00:23:49I would, Marcus, but I'm...
00:23:54Sorry. Duty calls. Literally. One second.
00:23:58Ryan gave me security. And structure. But somehow I lost this part of me. I know one thing. Love, it shouldn't feel like a performance review.
00:24:13Since I don't drink a lot. It's hard to tell.
00:24:20I think I'm drunk.
00:24:25Yeah, you are well on your way.
00:24:30But that doesn't mean that I don't know what I'm saying.
00:24:34Which is what, exactly?
00:24:39I know that I made it hard for you to be you and this is so bad.
00:24:45And I know that I need to be mean so you can count on me, you know?
00:24:54And I need, I need you.
00:25:03Sophia.
00:25:05Sophia, Ryan, wake up. Time to hit the Black Friday craft market.
00:25:24Do I need water?
00:25:25No.
00:25:26Tell me the truth.
00:25:31What's up with Henry?
00:25:33He's been coming home late most nights for weeks now.
00:25:37Who's he been hanging out with?
00:25:39His so-called new friends.
00:25:41You've been around your father.
00:25:43Who's making friends with that?
00:25:45Maybe you just need some space, Mom.
00:25:47You can be a lot sometimes.
00:25:49I can.
00:25:50Henry almost shot him in the driveway.
00:25:53Henry's in great shape.
00:25:55Maybe he's just exercising.
00:25:56Please.
00:25:57All dressed up in button-down shirts and new cowboy boots.
00:26:01That is weird.
00:26:03And last night, Henry pops off with this.
00:26:06Learning new things keeps you young.
00:26:09And I said, where'd you learn that?
00:26:11Only fans.
00:26:12Huh.
00:26:17Ryan!
00:26:18Ryan!
00:26:22Ryan!
00:26:23Ryan!
00:26:24Wake up!
00:26:25Bennett!
00:26:26We need to go!
00:26:27Ryan!
00:26:28Wake up, soldier!
00:26:29We are not safe here!
00:26:30Ryan!
00:26:31Wake up, Ryan!
00:26:32Ryan, you okay?
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:38Sorry.
00:26:39Got you, okay?
00:26:40You okay?
00:26:53What are you making?
00:26:54Garbage pot.
00:26:57It tastes better than it sounds.
00:27:02Can I help?
00:27:04Sure.
00:27:06About today, I know you said you were okay, but are you?
00:27:16Mm-hmm.
00:27:21The marketplace outside Kabul, you were in the thick of it.
00:27:27A lot of casualties.
00:27:31So today, with all the people and the noise, just...
00:27:32You were triggered.
00:27:33I'm sorry I ruined your mother's day.
00:27:34You didn't.
00:27:35Huh.
00:27:36Hi, Dottie.
00:27:37What's up?
00:27:38About Henry.
00:27:39A tracker?
00:27:40You put GPS on my husband's car?
00:27:42Of course, I'm not angry.
00:27:43Spill it.
00:27:44Cooking can be very therapeutic.
00:27:45If you focus on it.
00:27:46You're not angry.
00:27:47I didn't.
00:27:48I didn't.
00:27:50Hi, Dottie.
00:27:51What's up?
00:27:52About Henry?
00:27:53A tracker?
00:27:54You put GPS on my husband's car?
00:27:55Of course I'm not angry.
00:27:56Spill it.
00:27:57A tracker?
00:27:58A tracker?
00:27:59You put GPS on my husband's car?
00:28:03Of course I'm not angry.
00:28:05Spill it.
00:28:06Cooking can be very therapeutic.
00:28:09If you focus on it, it can help ground you.
00:28:14Ryan, um, what are you doing?
00:28:19Crimping the edges evenly.
00:28:21Okay.
00:28:22You need to, like, ease up, cowboy, okay?
00:28:25Unclench your jaw.
00:28:26Relax your wrists.
00:28:28Here.
00:28:29We'll do it together.
00:28:34I can be good at this.
00:28:35You are good at it.
00:28:37You see, sometimes if you just let go, you'll find success.
00:28:44Can we not get divorced?
00:28:49Oh, my goodness.
00:28:54Oh, my God!
00:28:58Jesus H. Christ!
00:29:14That sausage smells incredible, Henry.
00:29:21Alright, I made some heart-healthy oatmeal.
00:29:24You want to taste?
00:29:25Hmm.
00:29:27Nah.
00:29:32Oh, speaking of hearts.
00:29:35Well, healthy is your marriage, big guy.
00:29:39Ryan's just trying to prolong your life, Henry.
00:29:43So you could enjoy decades more playing with your drones, going on your retreats out in the desert where you don't answer your phone.
00:29:53Does that sound like wellness to you?
00:29:56Because this is not what I expected retirement to look like.
00:30:00Well, right back at you, babe.
00:30:02Are you aware that every moment of our lives is micromanaged by you, Grace?
00:30:07I sold a restaurant I love for more family time.
00:30:12She hated it.
00:30:13Sneaking around, secret keeping, and that stuck-up Victoria maze.
00:30:18Okay, what does Marcus's mom have to do with it?
00:30:22You know, I will take stuck-up over hysterical, Grace, and that's what you are right now.
00:30:27You tricked me.
00:30:29You are nothing like you were when we met.
00:30:33Okay, can we just have a peaceful breakfast?
00:30:38Well, that depends, Dolly.
00:30:41How about you tell us what's going on with you and Ryan?
00:30:45You always said that meeting him was like a fairy tale.
00:30:49Because it was.
00:30:52I was throwing an event for his company.
00:30:54I got so caught up in it all, I forgot to eat that day.
00:31:07Sophia Harper, I'm Ryan Bennett.
00:31:09We spoke on the phone.
00:31:10Yes, hi.
00:31:11Good morning.
00:31:12Great to meet you.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14I must look like a wreck.
00:31:23You look like someone in pursuit of their dreams.
00:31:26Hmm.
00:31:27Here.
00:31:28I added spirulina and Himalayan salt.
00:31:31You should bounce back in about three minutes.
00:31:33That soon?
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35I was convinced that that's what love looks like.
00:31:45And now I know that marriage takes a lot more work.
00:31:50You got that right.
00:31:52I want a divorce.
00:32:01You want what?!
00:32:02Mom!
00:32:03Ryan!
00:32:04I just offered him oatmeal.
00:32:06Oh, my God.
00:32:15Hey, Dad.
00:32:16How could Mom want a divorce?
00:32:18Such a passionate woman there, right?
00:32:20She sure doesn't give a frog's fat ass about money.
00:32:24Okay.
00:32:25Ew.
00:32:26Disgusting.
00:32:27What's going on?
00:32:28I bought a drone camera and camping equipment because...
00:32:32Sophia, I like taking pictures out of the desert.
00:32:36I mean, don't I have the right to do that after 38 years of chasing scumbags, huh?
00:32:41The minute I say that I want to split up our retirement so that I can handle my own money,
00:32:46well, then she starts acting like I'm sending it to some Nigerian prince!
00:32:50That sounds familiar.
00:32:52It's not about the money.
00:32:54I don't even recognize the man I married anymore.
00:32:58Deliveries.
00:32:59Every day.
00:33:01Drones.
00:33:02ATVs.
00:33:03Night vision goggles.
00:33:04I mean, what?
00:33:05Did he join the survivalist militia?
00:33:09Dad, these are beautiful.
00:33:13Wow.
00:33:14Is that...
00:33:15Marcus's mom?
00:33:16That...
00:33:17You know what we've discussed?
00:33:20There's a breakthrough.
00:33:21Let's go.
00:33:22Oh, yeah.
00:33:23Great, great, great, great.
00:33:24Let's start motoring.
00:33:25I'll see you soon.
00:33:26Not too soon.
00:33:27Practice makes perfect.
00:33:28Yeah.
00:33:29Ne sais pas.
00:33:30Lovely to see you, dear.
00:33:32Bye-bye.
00:33:34He's cheating on mom with Marcus's mom?
00:33:56Arrivederci, Henry.
00:33:58I hope you and Victoria have a blast.
00:34:01Botox bimbo.
00:34:03One spouse controlling everything.
00:34:08The other wanting to escape.
00:34:10This sounds so familiar.
00:34:12Dad's desperate for freedom.
00:34:16Mom's doubling down on control.
00:34:18It's just like us, but flipped.
00:34:20Just like us, but flipped.
00:34:22Um, my dad just drove off with Marcus's mom.
00:34:27I saw.
00:34:28You need to do something about it.
00:34:30Now.
00:34:31Okay.
00:34:33What?
00:34:34At least I tried.
00:34:35How do you know that he's in this building?
00:34:36I set up his phone last hours in town so I can track him.
00:34:40I know he's in that building.
00:34:42You stay here.
00:34:43And do whatever it is.
00:34:44Can I just go in?
00:34:45Sorry.
00:34:46Guests only pass this point.
00:34:47Do you have a key card?
00:34:48Hi.
00:34:49You know what?
00:34:50I totally forgot it, but my family's in there.
00:34:51I'll just be a few minutes.
00:34:52Family.
00:34:53I'll just be a few minutes.
00:34:54Family.
00:34:55Wait.
00:34:56You're Henry Harper's daughter.
00:34:57Right?
00:34:58Yes.
00:34:59Um.
00:35:00Um.
00:35:01But you don't need to tell him that I'm here.
00:35:03Hello.
00:35:04Brian Bennett, my nieces, are a huge fan.
00:35:05Can I just go in, sorry? Guests only pass this point. Do you have a key card?
00:35:12You know what, I totally forgot it, but my family's in there. I'll just be a few minutes.
00:35:18Family. Wait, you're Henry Harper's daughter, right?
00:35:22Yes, but you don't need to tell him that I'm here.
00:35:28Hello. Brian Bennett, my nieces are huge fans.
00:35:34Thanks, that's very sweet. Do you mind if we go in? It's family business. This is my wife.
00:35:42She's your wife? Okay, you both can go in. If I can get a selfie.
00:35:52You got it. I like that.
00:35:56Yes, work it. Yeah, honey.
00:36:04What are you looking at for?
00:36:06Shh!
00:36:12Really underestimated your dad's rhythm.
00:36:16Who's that woman?
00:36:20Who's that woman?
00:36:22It's not Victoria Mays. Who is that?
00:36:28I don't really think your dad would cheat. Especially not with a 90 year old.
00:36:32Who knows?
00:36:34You're on your second slice, by the way.
00:36:38It's even better with the honey mustard.
00:36:42I've had a little.
00:36:58Package for Henry Harper.
00:37:04Ma'am, excuse me, ma'am. Can you get your signature?
00:37:06What is that?
00:37:08Uh, this is not my mom's size.
00:37:12That is not Victoria Mays size either.
00:37:14Or any of the women in that dance class.
00:37:18Maybe it's for Henry.
00:37:20Sometimes people's inner drag queen takes a while to come out.
00:37:24Ryan, are you really making a joke right now while my father is destroying their marriage?
00:37:30You know, maybe Henry wouldn't be doing whatever it is he's doing if Grace wasn't such a control freak.
00:37:36Okay, are you talking about their marriage or ours?
00:37:40Meaning what?
00:37:42For someone who curates every single second of his life, you really are so unaware.
00:37:48Me?
00:37:49Micromanaging, check.
00:37:51Overstepping boundaries, check.
00:37:53Being a bossy freak.
00:37:54Check, check, triple check.
00:37:56Everything that I do is for you.
00:37:58You sound just like my mom when she's talking to my dad.
00:38:02Just because you believe it doesn't mean that it's right.
00:38:05Then tell me, what do you want?
00:38:07I want to be your partner, not your freaking project.
00:38:12What the hell is this?
00:38:28Wow.
00:38:32Oh.
00:38:34Oh, I can explain this.
00:38:37Oh, go ahead. I'm all ears.
00:38:40Well, you remember when we loved to go dancing back in the day, right?
00:38:45Well, I thought since now that we're retired, we should just dive back into it.
00:38:50But why keep it a secret?
00:38:52Maybe it was a surprise.
00:38:54Bingo.
00:38:55Yeah.
00:38:56Look, our 35th wedding anniversary is in February, isn't it, right?
00:39:01Sorry, it's been 15 years since I've danced, so I wanted to get back there and get some of my salsa moves back.
00:39:06So I started taking classes at La Candela, practicing all the time, anytime I can get.
00:39:11So I bought this, you know, for you.
00:39:14And I have a matching one for the man, you know, it's stashed in my camping gear.
00:39:20You'll think I wear a size 22.
00:39:2322?
00:39:24What?
00:39:2520?
00:39:26Oh boy, I really screwed up on that one.
00:39:30Grace, I'm sorry.
00:39:34Come on, come on, come on.
00:39:35Just come.
00:39:36Sit down, please.
00:39:37Just come, come.
00:39:38Come and have a seat.
00:39:39Have a seat here, Grace.
00:39:41Now, Grace, you know, I've been looking out for danger most of my life, but I've never stopped looking out for you.
00:40:00You're the most important thing in the world for me to protect.
00:40:06I know you said that when I got retired, that was a drifting.
00:40:13I have, I have a purpose now.
00:40:21And that is to get us back to the top we were.
00:40:30This is Grace.
00:40:31What can we do with you?
00:40:40Together.
00:40:42We're gonna have a Cinderella moment now.
00:40:45Sure looks like it.
00:40:47I just can't believe you thought I'd wear something that hideous.
00:40:53I thought it's beautiful.
00:40:57And I'm just so relieved.
00:40:59I get to be with this marvelous family.
00:41:00Hello.
00:41:01What's up, Ma?
00:41:02I'm sorry.
00:41:03I'm sorry.
00:41:04And the answer is yes.
00:41:05Come here, you.
00:41:06That's my Grace.
00:41:07Oh.
00:41:08And I'm just, I'm so relieved that I get to be with this marvelous family.
00:41:22Hello.
00:41:25Hello.
00:41:27What's up, Ma?
00:41:29My wife, I went to bye-bye.
00:41:32I come to see Seth Meyers on late night.
00:41:37But this could be first.
00:41:38Hmm.
00:41:39Huh?
00:41:40It's the Hallmark card they forgot to write.
00:41:41I thought love had to be loud or perfect.
00:41:44Maybe it's just this.
00:41:45A quiet space where you're allowed to say what you're afraid of and be heard.
00:41:51Maybe I've never given Ryan that space.
00:41:52Maybe I should.
00:41:53I thought I was helping her when all this time I was controlling what I was afraid to lose.
00:41:58I've never met someone with a soul as vibrant and beautiful as yours.
00:42:00You show me beauty that doesn't have to be a person.
00:42:01You show me a beautiful person.
00:42:02I knew that love had to be loud or perfect.
00:42:03Maybe it's just this.
00:42:04A quiet space where you're allowed to say what you're afraid of and be heard.
00:42:08Maybe I've never given Ryan that space.
00:42:11Maybe I should.
00:42:13I thought I was helping her when all this time I was controlling what I was afraid to
00:42:19lose.
00:42:20I've never met someone with a soul as vibrant and beautiful as yours.
00:42:26You show me beauty that data models could never capture.
00:42:30I know that we've only known each other for four weeks.
00:42:33And I know this is crazy.
00:42:35But I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:42:38Will you marry me?
00:42:40Yes!
00:42:41Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:42:49Maybe our hearts always knew what we wanted.
00:42:52I think we just need to work on the other stuff.
00:42:55Copy that.
00:42:56It's almost time for my bambino, Seth Meyers.
00:43:00He's so cute.
00:43:01If I was ten years younger.
00:43:05Oh my god.
00:43:06Oh good lord.
00:43:07Are you pregnant?
00:43:08Yes.
00:43:09She's not pregnant.
00:43:10No.
00:43:11No.
00:43:12No.
00:43:13No.
00:43:14No.
00:43:15No.
00:43:16No.
00:43:17No.
00:43:18No.
00:43:19No.
00:43:20No.
00:43:21No.
00:43:22No.
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:25No.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:29No.
00:43:30No.
00:43:31No.
00:43:32No.
00:43:33No.
00:43:35No.
00:43:36No.
00:43:37No.
00:43:38No.
00:43:39No.
00:43:40Maybe it's all that garbage pie you were eating.
00:43:45Or not.
00:43:50Well, you're not pregnant.
00:43:52You have stress-induced gastritis.
00:43:55Inflammation of the stomach lining.
00:43:58I don't know if I'm relieved or disappointed.
00:44:02Well, for now, let's just try and reduce your stress levels.
00:44:05Emotionally induced stress is literally eating you from the inside out.
00:44:09Come on it, dog.
00:44:11Great.
00:44:17Check this out. It's my newest app.
00:44:19It's a happiness tracker.
00:44:21So you strap your phone to this handy little device here.
00:44:25And it gives you a daily bliss score based on facial scans, laugh frequencies,
00:44:30and your answers to 10 to 30 survey questions throughout the day.
00:44:34Presenting OptiMirth.
00:44:37It's a working time.
00:44:39What do you think?
00:44:41I think you need to work harder.
00:44:43On the name?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46Sorry, I don't think happiness should require an algorithm.
00:44:51This whole pregnancy thing has really made me think about what I want.
00:45:04You mean about having kids?
00:45:08About being married.
00:45:09Sophia, I don't know how to make you trust me to understand that I want to be here.
00:45:22You should use this.
00:45:23Stop trying to fight through it.
00:45:24Your stomach's all wonky.
00:45:26Mackenzie Duncan just tagged you in a story.
00:45:39What?
00:45:40Why?
00:45:41What's going on?
00:45:43Uh, my client, well, ex-client.
00:45:47I did a premiere party for her talentless boyfriend last year.
00:45:52It was a hit.
00:45:53Well, a party, not a movie.
00:45:55That sucked.
00:45:57But now she's saying that the event was soulless?
00:46:02My party was amazing!
00:46:04It's just one person's opinion.
00:46:05And influencers!
00:46:11This is stressing you out.
00:46:13I'll run your bubble bath, okay?
00:46:29Hi everyone, and welcome to this very brief, impromptu live stream.
00:46:35Yeah, I saw Mackenzie's post.
00:46:38And I don't know what to do about it.
00:46:41But what I do know is I'm an artist.
00:46:44And I have my own point of view.
00:46:46And I'm so tired of having to come to social media to talk about it.
00:46:52But whatever.
00:46:54She can go hire some other person to be her parties.
00:46:57I don't care.
00:47:05I don't care.
00:47:08Thank you for the wonderful party.
00:47:10I wish you let me pay for it.
00:47:12Oh, forget it.
00:47:13If I can't give my best friend a baby shower, then why am I in this business?
00:47:22Oh, honey, why are you crying?
00:47:23I don't know why I'm in this business.
00:47:26I mean, today was an exception.
00:47:28But every day I feel like I'm just trying to make people happy and I'm not happy.
00:47:32I mean, I feel like a fake freaking fraud.
00:47:36I should go.
00:47:37I'm so sorry.
00:47:38No!
00:47:39No!
00:47:40Why?
00:47:41I don't want to ruin your party.
00:47:44Sophia, that is not possible.
00:47:46You're the reason that this is so special.
00:47:50But you are right about one thing.
00:47:53Happiness is not a performance.
00:47:57It's seeds planted deep inside of you.
00:48:01And in order to cultivate them, you have to slow down,
00:48:05breathe, and listen to yourself.
00:48:16You're taking way too much yoga now.
00:48:19I'm pitching a new kind of experience for all of us.
00:48:23It's called Enter the Void.
00:48:25It's an immersive pop-up event where we share personal struggles or secrets
00:48:31that are then transformed into evocative multi-sensory installations.
00:48:36Not to showcase pain, but to validate it and foster healing.
00:48:41And yes, there will be lots of food.
00:48:54I'll pay for it.
00:48:55Thanks, but no thanks.
00:48:58I want you to support me emotionally, not financially.
00:49:05I do support you.
00:49:07Because it sounds amazing.
00:49:10Cathartic.
00:49:14Sexy.
00:49:15Cathartic.
00:49:37It's called vodka acai.
00:49:42It's called Vodka Acai.
00:49:44Icelandic vodka infused with acai berries.
00:49:47Oh, why didn't we think of that?
00:49:50Because it tastes like rubbing alcohol
00:49:52and acai berries mixed together.
00:49:54Are people having fun?
00:49:56They're pretending to.
00:49:58Just like me.
00:50:00One reel and then I'm out.
00:50:05Hey guys, guess who's here with us?
00:50:07Our host, Roxy Reinhardt!
00:50:09I want that to be so funny!
00:50:11Seriously, check her out at...
00:50:15Oh, I know what, don't tell me.
00:50:17Goyem DeViver!
00:50:20So close! Joye de vivre.
00:50:22Now, Roxy, can you tell us,
00:50:24how did you decide to infuse vodka and acai?
00:50:27Because I love clean living and dirty dancing!
00:50:31Woo-hoo!
00:50:32Woo!
00:50:36I hate these people in this party.
00:50:39Goddamn it, castratus.
00:50:43Shoot!
00:50:48I meant to stop the livestream,
00:50:50but I accidentally hit the camera flip button.
00:50:52Oh my god, I hate these people in this party.
00:50:56Goddamn you, castratus.
00:50:58I know you asked me not to go through your Instagram, but...
00:51:02Just tell me, what did Roxy comment?
00:51:05She actually hasn't commented yet.
00:51:07And her fans don't seem that upset.
00:51:10I'm guessing that they're the ones responsible for your bump.
00:51:13What bump?
00:51:15Embracing unhappiness really does unlock authenticity.
00:51:27I wasn't trying to be brave or relatable, I was just...
00:51:30I was just in pain, and I guess people connected with that.
00:51:34Because it was real.
00:51:36Then Ryan pulled out his Optimirth app, and we got into a huge fight.
00:51:41You are always trying to fix me.
00:51:44What if this is me?
00:51:45What if this is the messy, broken, gastrically inflamed me, okay?
00:51:50I'm not some Instagram algorithm that you can just fix, okay?
00:51:54I'm a person.
00:51:55Do you think you can actually love me if this is just-
00:51:58This is just who I am?
00:52:01What did he say?
00:52:02Nothing.
00:52:03He left the room, and then came back and just held me all night.
00:52:08Didn't say one word.
00:52:10Maybe I broke him.
00:52:12Maybe you showed him exactly what he needed to see.
00:52:15You don't need fixing.
00:52:17True strength isn't about meeting anyone's expectations.
00:52:21It's about finding inner peace?
00:52:25Then I may be implementing a very radical and terrifying concept.
00:52:52Ryan?
00:52:53Oh my god.
00:52:54Damn.
00:52:58I can explain.
00:53:03You said your stomach was feeling better, so I thought I would make you dinner.
00:53:09I thought pasta would be easy.
00:53:12It's not.
00:53:13The box says you can cook it from 7 to 11 minutes.
00:53:15That's four minutes worth of margin for error.
00:53:17But the third time is a try.
00:53:20Just come over here and try it.
00:53:26It's a small bite.
00:53:27It's a small bite.
00:53:36That is extremely overpowering, borderlining, apocalyptic.
00:53:41But I recognize the secret ingredient.
00:53:42Love.
00:53:43That's great.
00:53:44How about dessert?
00:53:45I went to Echo Park and got your favorite gelato.
00:53:47Wait.
00:53:48You mean that stuff you call cancer in a carton?
00:53:50There you go.
00:53:51Yes.
00:53:52Yes.
00:53:53I need a lot more than that.
00:53:54I need a lot more than that.
00:53:55Oh.
00:53:56Perfect.
00:53:57Um-hm.
00:53:58Mmm-hm.
00:53:59Mmm.
00:54:00Mmm!
00:54:01Mmm.
00:54:02Well that's perfect.
00:54:03Mmm.
00:54:04Mmm!
00:54:05Mmm!
00:54:06Mmm!
00:54:07Let's go.
00:54:08I went to Echo Park and got your favorite gelato.
00:54:10Great.
00:54:11You mean that stuff you call cancer in a carton?
00:54:12Yeah.
00:54:13Yes.
00:54:14I need a lot more than that.
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:16Yeah.
00:54:17Ah, perfect.
00:54:18Mm-hmm.
00:54:19Mm.
00:54:20I have to say, I feel betrayed by both of you, actually.
00:54:33You're telling me you're due back in divorce court in 22 days to potentially end this marriage?
00:54:38Nothing's been decided yet.
00:54:40It's complicated, Leo, and I'm really not telling anyone yet.
00:54:45Well, I am not just anyone's self.
00:54:49Ryan, come on.
00:54:51I'm your best friend.
00:54:52I was your best man at your wedding.
00:54:54You're my favorite ex-best roommate.
00:54:57And so, I think of you as a sister.
00:55:00And to see your relationship in jeopardy like this, it's crushing.
00:55:05It's devastating.
00:55:07And it should not be happening without 24-7 camera coverage.
00:55:13I'm sorry, Leo.
00:55:14I don't know if I heard you right.
00:55:16Are you trying to make another one of your reality TV shows?
00:55:19Out of our divorce.
00:55:20That is exactly what I am suggesting.
00:55:23Ryan, you're a wellness guru with an established brand.
00:55:26And your popularity has been spiking ever since that accidental livestream party vodka incident thing.
00:55:34That was hysterical.
00:55:35I loved it.
00:55:36Yeah, now I'm trying to rebrand myself and have authenticity.
00:55:40I don't think projecting my whole personal life and all of my problems to thousands of people on TV is really going to help that.
00:55:47First off, millions of viewers.
00:55:50And second off, how dare you?
00:55:51You know my work, you've seen my Emmys, my nominations.
00:55:56You know I do not produce cheap shit in life at all.
00:56:01I just don't think this is for us, Leo.
00:56:05Before you make a decision, think of how the exposure on Bravo has optimized every single Real Housewives side of.
00:56:14I don't like the word optimize.
00:56:19So he doesn't like the word optimize.
00:56:22Oh, I do too, self.
00:56:24I do too.
00:56:25But it's $500,000 each.
00:56:30$500,000.
00:56:32Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:33Did I say $500,000?
00:56:34I'm sorry.
00:56:35I meant $750,000.
00:56:38Just think about it.
00:56:40Think about it.
00:56:41I'm going to head to Erewhon, get a smoothie so I can chug down my mood stabilizers.
00:56:46I'll talk to you both later.
00:56:48Thanks, Leo.
00:56:48Maybe this is the price we need to pay for all of my mistakes.
00:56:58At least with this we could say that we tried anything.
00:57:00Welcome to Marriage S.O.S.
00:57:23Now, hidden cameras are rolling, but don't you worry.
00:57:26Bathrooms are off limits.
00:57:27I make sure of that.
00:57:28So relax.
00:57:29Just be yourself, say whatever you feel, whatever is on your mind, just go with it.
00:57:35What if we don't want to be ourselves?
00:57:36Do they too?
00:57:38But remember, everything is recorded and everything is ours.
00:57:43Still time to back out.
00:57:45Not really.
00:57:46Why are we whispering?
00:57:47First dates?
00:58:08First dates, you need to be the perfect version of yourself.
00:58:16If you want a second date, anyway.
00:58:20Guilty.
00:58:20On our first date, I pretended to be way less rigid than I really am.
00:58:25Yeah.
00:58:25Much, much less.
00:58:27You look fantastic.
00:58:34Thanks.
00:58:35Full disclosure, I had an entire makeup team help me get ready.
00:58:39Me too.
00:58:40Crazy.
00:58:41So, like, tell me about yourself.
00:58:43Well, I have PTSD.
00:58:44I had two tours in Afghanistan.
00:58:46I was like, oh, I'm an emotional support animal.
00:58:48So I adopted as a possum.
00:58:49Possum.
00:58:50That's amazing.
00:58:51A little bit about me.
00:58:52I have a slight drinking problem, and I'm obsessed with dessert.
00:58:57Is that okay with you?
00:58:58Well, sugar's evil.
00:58:59But who doesn't like an alcoholic?
00:59:00I'm here for it.
00:59:01Wow.
00:59:02You are so understanding.
00:59:03You know what?
00:59:04I better run to the ladies' room.
00:59:05My thong is just riding up my ass.
00:59:07Same for me all night.
00:59:08Crazy.
00:59:09Yeah.
00:59:10Hey, Mom.
00:59:11Sorry I took so long to call.
00:59:13Ryan and I actually decided to do a reality TV show.
00:59:18It's called, uh, Marriage S.O.S.
00:59:21Crazy.
00:59:22What, what, what, what do you, slow down.
00:59:33What do you mean you know?
00:59:35They, they, they reached out to you?
00:59:38What do they want?
00:59:40What did you send them?
00:59:43M-Mom.
00:59:45Mom!
00:59:52We're rolling?
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:54Excuse me.
00:59:55All right.
00:59:58Ryan, Sophia, and everyone watching at home.
01:00:01Today, we're gonna start with something I like to call the vulnerability exercise.
01:00:06The game is the memory box.
01:00:09You open this box, you pull out some childhood trauma.
01:00:13Then, you let your partner help you through that trauma.
01:00:18That feels manipulative.
01:00:21I'm okay with it, if you are.
01:00:24Awesome.
01:00:25Awesome.
01:00:26Because we reached out to your families for some significant, very, very old photos.
01:00:31Take this box.
01:00:47I don't, I don't know where my mom would send this.
01:00:50I don't think we should talk about this on camera.
01:00:52Let me see.
01:00:53You're just a kid, what happened?
01:00:58Oh my god.
01:00:59That's, that's after my car accident at Tucson Children's Hospital.
01:01:09Wait, when were you there?
01:01:10Uh, July, July 15th, 2001?
01:01:11I was eight.
01:01:12I was eleven.
01:01:13I was there that day too.
01:01:14See?
01:01:15You two have just discovered how deep your connection actually runs.
01:01:19Congratulations.
01:01:21Congratulations.
01:01:22I was carpooling home with friends.
01:01:23We were hit by a drunk driver.
01:01:24I was leaving Little League.
01:01:28I was walking home.
01:01:29I just happened to see the crash.
01:01:30My mom had just bought me a phone.
01:01:31So I called 911 and I waited for them.
01:01:32I was stuck in the backseat.
01:01:33My legs were pinned.
01:01:34I couldn't feel them.
01:01:35I was so scared, but he, he stayed by me.
01:01:42I was stuck in the backseat.
01:01:44My legs were pinned.
01:01:45I couldn't feel them.
01:01:46I was so scared, but he stayed by me.
01:01:48She was trapped, so I just held her hands so she wouldn't pass out.
01:01:50He distracted me.
01:01:51It was a clear night and he pointed out Jupiter, Saturn.
01:01:57I was stuck in the backseat.
01:01:58My legs were pinned.
01:02:00I didn't feel them.
01:02:01I was so scared, but he stayed by me.
01:02:05She was trapped, so I just held her hand so she wouldn't pass out.
01:02:11He distracted me.
01:02:13It was a clear night, and he pointed out Jupiter, Saturn.
01:02:17Saturn, constellations.
01:02:20Scorpio, Sagittarius, Cygnus, the Swan.
01:02:26Ryan, you saved me.
01:02:29I shouldn't have been anywhere near you.
01:02:31I just happened to miss the last bus.
01:02:34It's incredible. It's impossible.
01:02:37It's...
01:02:38Destiny? I couldn't agree more.
01:02:42Now the question is, what does destiny mean to you now?
01:02:47Find out on the next episode.
01:02:56And welcome back.
01:02:58I would love if you both spoke from my heart.
01:03:02In knowing what you know now,
01:03:04what does destiny mean to you, Ryan?
01:03:10I used to think that destiny was some romantic nonsense.
01:03:17Something that lazy people made up because
01:03:20they didn't want to put in the work.
01:03:24But we found out that we met all those years ago.
01:03:29I didn't know your name.
01:03:31I just knew you needed help.
01:03:34And I wasn't going to leave until you were safe.
01:03:36Destiny isn't about some cosmic lottery.
01:03:43It's about how we choose to handle the opportunities that we're given.
01:03:48When I was eight, I thought I was saved by an angel.
01:03:56And I dreamed about you so much.
01:03:58I think I started to believe that's all you were.
01:04:02An angel.
01:04:03I think the universe brought us back together so I could say thank you.
01:04:08You're welcome.
01:04:08Destiny has a persuasive method of weighing in on our actions.
01:04:17But they're still our choices to make.
01:04:21When I come see you, it's an easy one.
01:04:23Will she or won't she take him back, Harry?
01:04:30Just a few days ago, Sophia Harper was in front of a judge begging for a divorce.
01:04:36And her husband, Ryan, he said, oh, no, no way.
01:04:39In light of tonight's stunning revelation,
01:04:43we're giving Ryan one hour to write new vows.
01:04:46How will Sophia Harper respond?
01:04:49Find out next time on Marriage SOS.
01:04:51Good night, everyone.
01:04:59When I proposed, I was all in.
01:05:03I meant it.
01:05:04It felt right.
01:05:06But also compulsive, like the relationship had nowhere else to go.
01:05:11Which is nuts, because we'd only known each other for four weeks.
01:05:15I felt an extreme pressure to say yes to him.
01:05:19I knew it was way too soon, but it just seemed so important to him.
01:05:26And here we are.
01:05:27Brian, Sophia, my beloved crew.
01:05:35We've got a million people watching this live.
01:05:38There's no cuts, no retakes, no edits.
01:05:42Are you guys ready for this?
01:05:44Ready?
01:05:45Ready?
01:05:45Ready.
01:05:46And action.
01:05:48Sophia, I spent so much time trying to optimize you.
01:06:18When I should have just been seeing you.
01:06:22I want to be the person that notices everything.
01:06:26Your quiet struggles.
01:06:28Your victories, large and small.
01:06:32I want to make sure that no part of your life comes unnoticed.
01:06:35Ryan, I promise that even when you're shredding my very, very last nerve to remember that you're just trying to protect me.
01:06:45Which you've been doing since I was eight years old.
01:06:51But love is so much more than that.
01:06:54It's about being brave together.
01:06:55I'm just glad you're not trying to propose to me on live television.
01:07:01I mean, how pathetic would that have been?
01:07:05I would have had to say no.
01:07:08I just want to make sure that I don't lose a part of myself in us.
01:07:13And I want to work on our story together.
01:07:18One page at a time.
01:07:23What kind of non-answer is that?
01:07:27Is that a cell phone?
01:07:29Find that cell phone.
01:07:30I'm sorry.
01:07:31Somebody kill that.
01:07:31Sorry, it's mine.
01:07:32It's an emergency ringtone.
01:07:34I have to take this.
01:07:35It's just wellness guru stuff.
01:07:38Bad timing, bro.
01:07:40What?
01:07:42Aspen.
01:07:42Now, are you serious?
01:07:45What?
01:07:46What's going on?
01:07:48It's just a small little existential crisis.
01:07:51One of our investors is trying to back out.
01:07:54What about Aspen?
01:07:56I have to be there first thing in the morning.
01:07:59I guess this is what they mean when they say that's a wrap.
01:08:02You just killed the show.
01:08:03Yeah.
01:08:04I know.
01:08:05Sorry, everybody.
01:08:05Sorry.
01:08:06Should we send our invoice to you?
01:08:07Yes, please.
01:08:08Info.
01:08:09Stay full.
01:08:10Yeah.
01:08:12Thanks.
01:08:13I'll be right down.
01:08:16Car's here to pick me up.
01:08:17Hey, wait.
01:08:19This is for you.
01:08:24Thanks, babe.
01:08:26Aspen is expecting a massive storm.
01:08:28So, you've got to stay warm.
01:08:32I hate rushing off like this.
01:08:34You're going to do great.
01:08:35Just don't let the work define you.
01:08:38I'll be fine.
01:08:40You always are.
01:08:41Uber, sir.
01:08:51Uber, sir.
01:09:03Thanks, Diego.
01:09:05While you're here, do you mind getting some pics for social media?
01:09:08You got it, boss.
01:09:09Oh, also, while I finish prepping for the presentation, if you could just greet the investors as they filter in, that'd be great.
01:09:15No problem, boss.
01:09:17One of them is already here, and I think it's your ex.
01:09:22Elise?
01:09:24The one and only.
01:09:31Hey.
01:09:32It's been way too long, okay.
01:09:40Have a seat.
01:09:42Elise actually helped me start the company.
01:09:45We were two visionaries in love.
01:09:47For a moment.
01:09:48And then someone dumped me.
01:09:51I pulled the plug on our relationship, but not my investment.
01:09:56Thankfully.
01:09:56After the meeting, I want to hear all about married life.
01:10:01You look...
01:10:02Settled.
01:10:08Cute.
01:10:09Mm-mm.
01:10:11Diego says we're living proof that opposites attract.
01:10:15I love busting cliches.
01:10:18And who wouldn't want to be with someone like you?
01:10:20Depends on who you ask.
01:10:24Me?
01:10:26You're the one rescuing Sophie.
01:10:29The quirky artist that you're teaching her to fly.
01:10:34That's not it at all.
01:10:35I used to think that strength was never falling.
01:10:41But she's taught me that real strength is being seen.
01:10:47Flaws and all.
01:10:48Wow.
01:10:49You really have changed.
01:10:53Ryan, I knew and married the numbers.
01:10:55Not the girl.
01:10:56No.
01:11:12Oh.
01:11:13Do I throw a hell of a Christmas or what?
01:11:27You most certainly do.
01:11:32So, how's Ryan doing in Aspen?
01:11:36Okay.
01:11:37I think his assistant, Diego, emailed me and said they don't have any cell coverage because
01:11:43of the blizzard.
01:11:44Yeah.
01:11:46We could stalk his Instagram and see if he's posted anything.
01:11:49What is it?
01:11:54What is it?
01:12:00Um, that's his ex, right?
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Alyse Jordan.
01:12:05She's everything I'm not.
01:12:09Perfect, polished, severe, amazing in the boardroom.
01:12:14Probably the bedroom.
01:12:16Did Brian tell you she was going to be there?
01:12:19Nope.
01:12:20No.
01:12:20But she's a major investor, so.
01:12:24Right.
01:12:25I'm not going to, you know, spiral into jealousy or anything.
01:12:29It's for adults.
01:12:30He's good.
01:12:30I'm good.
01:12:31Exactly.
01:12:32That's right.
01:12:32That is wonderful.
01:12:34Wonderful.
01:12:35That is what trust is.
01:12:36You know, choosing to believe even when things are not so clear.
01:12:45Yeah.
01:12:46Wonderful.
01:12:48Wonderful.
01:12:49You know what?
01:12:49I'm going to send him his Christmas gift.
01:12:51Ooh.
01:12:52What is it?
01:12:53I got him an antique.
01:12:55Ooh.
01:12:56It's an engraved color.
01:12:58Wow.
01:12:59This is so perfect.
01:13:01Brian is going to love it.
01:13:03Mm-hmm.
01:13:03Yeah.
01:13:03So, whenever he's lost, or lost with Elise Jordan, it'll be totally fine.
01:13:11Because we'll have his compass to take him home to me.
01:13:16Which isn't going to happen.
01:13:18Yeah.
01:13:18Yeah.
01:13:19Mm-hmm.
01:13:29I want to work on our story.
01:13:32Together.
01:13:32One page at a time.
01:13:35Hmm.
01:13:58Okay.
01:14:00do you have any signal sadly no gorgeous hotel terrible wi-fi why is sophie keeping you on a
01:14:25short leash it's sophia and no i'm just trying to get in touch with my wife is that so bizarre
01:14:32funny you and i created an empire and now you're curating her chaos but maybe that's the appeal
01:14:41what is saving her you always needed someone to save with me you didn't have to be the hero
01:14:52you were already the man you have no idea what you're talking about success is oxygen and you
01:15:01breathed it with me with her you're choking you were not only seen you dominated i made you tower
01:15:11with her you're shrinking
01:15:22found it what is it the perfect addition to my gift for ryan his favorite sugar-free organic hot
01:15:33chocolate with non-alkalized cacao to preserve antioxidant levels he is gonna love that
01:15:40just pack quickly because i think the delivery guy is going to be here soon
01:15:44you know i think this is the first time you and ryan have actually been physically separated since
01:16:09the trial it is isn't it i think you miss ryan more than you realize
01:16:17oh honey i didn't mean to make you sad no i know i think i'm remembering what attracted
01:16:29me to him the most his amazing drive and his ability to grow and that's how ryan is with everything
01:16:40he approaches including relationships i want a marriage that evolves you know two people who walk on
01:16:50the same path not meet halfway oh i think the delivery guy's here oh
01:17:20have you thought about what i said that if i stay with sophia my company will fail
01:17:41no it's that i still love you
01:17:46but you don't i'm not the same person that i used to be that's why sophia and i work
01:17:57and if my values don't align with your vision of the company please feel free to back up
01:18:16and if my values don't align with your vision of the company please feel free to back up
01:18:34molten lava just like you
01:18:46so
01:18:57so
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01:19:29Ho, ho, ho.
01:19:44You made it home.
01:19:46Yeah, somehow your gifts made it to me.
01:19:51Thanks for the compass. I love it.
01:19:54And hot chocolate's really good too.
01:19:57Express shipping.
01:19:59Uh, Leo sent us this.
01:20:05Oh, looks like he's having another one of his notorious New Year's Eve parties.
01:20:11Yes, okay, I want a divorce.
01:20:14You commandeer my projects, you've ruined my relationship with Chelsea.
01:20:17He's just trying to help you.
01:20:18I don't need your help.
01:20:20I need you to respect me, treat me like a human being, like you're equal.
01:20:24You know, this version of myself that you think that you're in love with?
01:20:28I can't be that, okay?
01:20:30I can never be yours. Not like this.
01:20:32Please don't do this. Not like this.
01:20:34I'm done.
01:20:36And it just so happens to be at the same place where you broke things off with me.
01:20:42Yeah.
01:20:43Uh, he did ask us to be the guests of honor.
01:20:50What should I tell him?
01:20:52Depends.
01:20:54Do you want to go?
01:20:55Tonight's New Year's Eve.
01:21:01This is it.
01:21:02I have to make a decision.
01:21:04What else can I do to prove to her who I am?
01:21:08What we can be together?
01:21:10There's no algorithm for this.
01:21:13Maybe that's the point.
01:21:34Should we just, uh, meet at Leo's party?
01:22:02Yeah.
01:22:03Yeah.
01:22:04Yeah.
01:22:05That's a good idea.
01:22:07I've spent the last month trying to find my inner peace.
01:22:11And I'm still afraid.
01:22:13Of what?
01:22:14That he doesn't see my growth.
01:22:17But you do.
01:22:18And that's what's important.
01:22:20If Ryan doesn't see it, it's on him.
01:22:23No, no, no.
01:22:28See, she thinks that I only love an idolized version of her.
01:22:35So I have to prove her otherwise.
01:22:37And I think it's a good thing you're brave enough to be someone new for her.
01:22:45It's already noon.
01:22:49Twelve more hours until a brand new year.
01:22:52And a brand new life.
01:22:54Whether I want it or not.
01:22:56Leo.
01:23:09I'm wearing the same thing I wore when I got married.
01:23:13You think that's okay for tonight?
01:23:14Absolutely.
01:23:15It brought you luck once.
01:23:21I wore it at my wedding.
01:23:23It was my great-grandmother's.
01:23:25Tonight, it's all yours.
01:23:27It's beautiful.
01:23:28May you see the woman you want to become tonight.
01:23:33Hi, gorgeous.
01:23:48You look beautiful.
01:23:51You look amazing.
01:23:53Have you seen Ryan anywhere?
01:23:55Have you seen Sophia?
01:23:57I don't see her anywhere.
01:23:59Relax.
01:24:00She's here.
01:24:01She, uh, just checked in downstairs.
01:24:07Is that my wedding song?
01:24:09You evil bastard.
01:24:11Sorry.
01:24:12Couldn't resist.
01:24:14And neither can you.
01:24:17I see the light in your eyes
01:24:23Even when shadows try to hide
01:24:29You're the calm in my storm
01:24:33The heart I was made for
01:24:37Every floor
01:24:39Every line
01:24:41They're all mine
01:24:47For me
01:24:49Hi.
01:24:50Hi.
01:24:51Do you want to dance?
01:24:54I'm a shark.
01:24:57A snake
01:25:02A snake
01:25:04A snake
01:25:05A snake
01:25:06A snake
01:25:07A snake
01:25:08A snake
01:25:09A snake
01:25:10A snake
01:25:11You hold me close
01:25:12A snake
01:25:13Some
01:25:14shapes
01:25:15One
01:25:15Window
01:25:16I'm a tiger
01:25:18It's ΠΌΠ΅Π½Ρ
01:25:18You're still doing it.
01:25:20Doing what?
01:25:22The, uh, Ryan Bennett's secret to dance war domination.
01:25:26Be honest.
01:25:33Yes, that is my secret.
01:25:35No, I mean, do you miss what we used to be?
01:25:41No.
01:25:43I miss the things we never said to each other.
01:25:46You don't have to.
01:25:48I like who we're becoming even more.
01:25:53I have something to do.
01:25:55Really?
01:25:56No.
01:26:06Oh, God.
01:26:10Number one, you taught me that love isn't about owning someone.
01:26:16It's about being present.
01:26:18May I?
01:26:20Sure.
01:26:22Number 36, you showed me that sometimes
01:26:26silence is more powerful than words number 43 i love how you walked into our recreated first date
01:26:34in that vintage dress it's proof i'm the luckiest man number 58 i love your chaos every room you
01:26:43touch feels more like home number 65 i love the way you narrate your own cooking like you're on
01:26:50your own food show number 78 i love how you gave me a compass that says when you're lost
01:26:56come home number 97 in every storm you're the reason i'd find my way back i can't believe you did this for
01:27:05me you make me want to be better i just hope that this is a step in the right direction
01:27:16any chance you have a pen on you you know i do yeah number 101
01:27:24i love this list and that our marriage is an endless story we get to keep writing together
01:27:31so what are you looking forward to in the new year it's going to be the best year ever
01:27:49because i am choosing to be with the person who wants me to be better i'm choosing to be with
01:27:54the person who helps me become myself and loves me every step of the journey that person is you
01:28:14let it go
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