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Love to Hate You FULL EP
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00:00:00Okay, mom. Here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17And then, Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted Prime Queen.
00:00:25Voted Prime Queen, mom, really?
00:00:28I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves. Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:50Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom.
00:00:58I figured it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00I figured it out. I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck? Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11What?
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20Stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit.
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:42Hey, wake up.
00:01:44Relax.
00:01:45Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:51Hey, hey.
00:01:52Come on.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:01:55My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:17Get off me, creep.
00:02:18What the fuck?
00:02:19I was trying to save your life.
00:02:20Right after almost taking it?
00:02:21Thanks.
00:02:22Typically rich jerk.
00:02:23Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:24Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:25That's what you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:26You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:27Have?
00:02:28Have not.
00:02:30He means people from Trashkanistan like you, and she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer
00:02:46sure that here screams juvie.
00:02:50Let's go.
00:02:51Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:02:53Doodaloo.
00:02:54Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:07My entire asshole!
00:03:12Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:19Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah, no problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:49Oh, my God, that's his name.
00:03:58You?
00:04:00Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:03Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:05Portia, please.
00:04:07How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:16Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:25Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Lad her on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:38Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:43Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:47You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:04:51Is, is this seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:07Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:11What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:14That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:19Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:36You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:38Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:44Okay, class.
00:05:45Can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant.
00:06:06I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:13I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it and think of me.
00:06:27I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:29Where is it?
00:06:34I could have put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41You're home.
00:06:43Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:47If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:01I'll take this as interest.
00:07:14Great Harvard.
00:07:16Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:28That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:58Ow!
00:08:18I mean, you're not my usual type.
00:08:22But if you're that desperate...
00:08:24And you're drained, you arrogant asshole.
00:08:34Going somewhere?
00:08:35I want my necklace back, thief.
00:08:38What are you talking about?
00:08:39My pendant.
00:08:40You took it this morning after you drove into me.
00:08:42Okay, get real.
00:08:44Why would I want anything you have?
00:08:46And it was barely a tap.
00:08:48I don't believe you.
00:08:50But I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:08:54You missed me.
00:08:56I missed you.
00:08:57I missed you, too.
00:08:58Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:05It's not what it looks like.
00:09:07Really?
00:09:09How about how this looks?
00:09:12Thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way.
00:09:14It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:21How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:22I don't want your money.
00:09:25I want my necklace back.
00:09:26I told you.
00:09:27I don't have it.
00:09:28Shit.
00:09:29I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:35Yeah.
00:09:37If he's $500, he's going to delete that pic.
00:09:39I don't want your money.
00:09:41Then what do you want?
00:09:43I need somewhere to live.
00:09:46My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:50And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:09:52I don't feel safe.
00:09:57Never be.
00:10:00Wait.
00:10:03If you promise to keep my secret,
00:10:05you can stay here.
00:10:10Deal?
00:10:16Which side is mine?
00:10:18No side.
00:10:19This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:22This is not what we agreed to.
00:10:24I said you could stay.
00:10:25I didn't say where.
00:10:27But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:31They won't mind.
00:10:32I mind.
00:10:34Look, my father, total hard ass.
00:10:36There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:38So, he can't know about this.
00:10:40Take it or leave it.
00:10:41Who am I kidding?
00:10:43Beggars can't be choosers.
00:10:47All right.
00:10:47We have a deal.
00:10:49Hold up.
00:10:50There will be rules.
00:10:52Oh, definitely.
00:10:53I know you spoil rich boys alike.
00:10:56One.
00:10:57Don't talk to me at school.
00:10:58We are not friends.
00:11:00Gladly.
00:11:02Two.
00:11:02Keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:03Three.
00:11:05Same goes to you.
00:11:06No checking out my six pack.
00:11:08Four.
00:11:08No falling in love with me.
00:11:13Deal?
00:11:13I need to pack my stuff before.
00:11:31You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:33I'm the landlord.
00:11:35This is my property.
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:41I'm leaving.
00:11:42I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:43Hey, you signed the lease.
00:11:46You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:48I'm going to need $500 for breaking that lease.
00:11:51Okay?
00:11:52Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:54$500.
00:11:55Let me go.
00:11:57Or you can work it off.
00:12:02Let go of me!
00:12:06Let go of me!
00:12:07Get off her!
00:12:19Get off her!
00:12:21What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:24You better get out of here before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:38Hey.
00:12:40Come on.
00:12:41Let's get you out of here.
00:12:41I got you.
00:12:42I got you.
00:12:43I'm okay.
00:12:45I just need a moment.
00:12:46I can't believe you saved me.
00:12:47I'm okay.
00:12:49I just need a moment.
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me.
00:13:01Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:03God, you just can't get enough of me, can you, food stamps?
00:13:08You're gross.
00:13:08You know that?
00:13:12Oh, man.
00:13:14This mattress is so soft.
00:13:16It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:18You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:25That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:27Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:28What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an ender for anyway?
00:13:33It was my mother's.
00:13:35So, it's like a family heirloom.
00:13:38Yeah, something like that.
00:13:41Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:13:46I'm not just one.
00:14:01Come on.
00:14:01Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:06And it must mean a lot to her.
00:14:18Get in, food stamps.
00:14:19One time.
00:14:20Or you can relate.
00:14:23Does it have a handle or...
00:14:25I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:42Give me your hands.
00:14:44Are you going to be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands.
00:14:48Wait, where was it?
00:14:54How did you find it?
00:14:56What is wrong with me?
00:14:57Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night.
00:15:04You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:06That's how she sees me?
00:15:08Yep.
00:15:09That's right.
00:15:10I just wanted to see what you were prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:15You're disgusting.
00:15:20Get off me.
00:15:24That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:26Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:28Enjoy being late for class, food stamps.
00:15:29Come on, get out.
00:15:32Shoot.
00:15:35Are you serious?
00:15:562,000 words in the Civil War.
00:15:58Guaranteed aid.
00:15:59It's a nice thing.
00:16:06Hey!
00:16:07Keep that back.
00:16:08Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:11You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:15Shit, he's going to use this against me.
00:16:17You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:20Usually it's your destruction.
00:16:21Relax, food stamps.
00:16:23I'm not going to rat you out.
00:16:25In the meantime,
00:16:27try to be...
00:16:28a better person.
00:16:29A better person.
00:16:35Well...
00:16:36That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:16:41That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:16:55Oh my god, it's trash canistan.
00:17:10Our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner.
00:17:13Toilet cleaner.
00:17:14How precious.
00:17:18Toilet cleaner.
00:17:19How appropriate.
00:17:20How appropriate.
00:17:23No.
00:17:25No, wait.
00:17:26No.
00:17:26Stop.
00:17:27Stop.
00:17:27No.
00:17:28Oh my god.
00:17:29No.
00:17:30No.
00:17:30Oh my god.
00:17:32No, no!
00:17:32No, no, no.
00:17:33The-the-heel-the-heel-heel-heel-heel-heel-heel-heel-heel.
00:17:36No, I only have one uniform, please.
00:17:40Harper.
00:17:46What was that?
00:17:50No, no, that must be wrong.
00:17:52Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:56Woo-hoo!
00:17:59Come on.
00:18:06What's going on? Is this some type of game?
00:18:11Seven minutes in heaven you've never played before?
00:18:14You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:17And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:19Nudity is highly encouraged.
00:18:23Damn, bro.
00:18:25Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:28I want to say that name.
00:18:30Show it to me now.
00:18:32Might as well get it over with.
00:18:35What's wrong?
00:18:35Do you just get to play?
00:18:51Give me that.
00:18:53Yes.
00:18:56Just take it.
00:19:01Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:06None of your business.
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me.
00:19:10Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:12You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:15Straight back at you.
00:19:17This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss.
00:19:23Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:29Just two seconds.
00:19:31Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick.
00:19:34And make it look good.
00:19:35This is ridiculous.
00:19:47Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:50Throw that away.
00:19:54Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:19:56That's my boy.
00:20:22That bitch.
00:20:23I can't let her sell Anderson from me.
00:20:25My hair is Courtney, you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:27Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:28Let me just...
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:32How could it hurt?
00:20:33Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:37Lucky girl.
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:41If you know what I mean.
00:20:44Go, Andy!
00:20:46Hold still for a sec.
00:20:47I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:50I need to get out of here now.
00:20:51Just take a deep breath.
00:20:54I can't breathe.
00:20:56Try to think of something else.
00:20:58Anything else.
00:20:59Okay.
00:21:00Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:03Because you're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:06So if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:09Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please.
00:21:12If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:16Be real.
00:21:17Oh my God, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:19I need to get out of here.
00:21:20Okay, hang on.
00:21:21Careful!
00:21:26Oh!
00:21:29Oh my God.
00:21:35What a little whore.
00:21:37I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:42I just thought what it looks like.
00:21:44Not cool, Portia.
00:21:49Anderson!
00:21:53Hurry up.
00:21:54You're home late.
00:22:10You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing.
00:22:13I love cleaning up after-rich kids.
00:22:16It's my passion in life.
00:22:18I meant because of Portia.
00:22:20But she went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24She's a bully.
00:22:25That's what bullies do.
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:31She's right.
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:34I don't.
00:22:35Obviously.
00:22:38But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of
00:22:42my closet.
00:22:43Trust me.
00:22:44No one wants that more than me.
00:22:47Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you
00:22:54prom queen.
00:22:54Oh, my God.
00:22:57How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:03Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:09Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:14I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:17It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything, and she was dying, so I promise.
00:23:27Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins.
00:23:33Always.
00:23:34I have to try.
00:23:36For my mom.
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:40Shit, it's my father.
00:23:42You wanted to see me?
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:44Quick, go.
00:23:44Quick, quick.
00:23:47What do you want?
00:23:59The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:03Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:09And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:12Poor Anderson.
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:16I don't need you there.
00:24:17It's cool.
00:24:22What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone.
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:28Hi, I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:57We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:08Yes, that's me.
00:25:09I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:15Are you for real?
00:25:16I'm not trash.
00:25:18She's not like that, father.
00:25:19My oversexed son.
00:25:20My oversexed son is the heir of a great fortune and a renown name.
00:25:23And no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world.
00:25:28So you can hunk your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:31Stop it, father.
00:25:32I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:35The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:40Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:45Yes, sir.
00:25:55Look, I'm sorry.
00:25:56He's a super rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:03Where are you gonna go?
00:26:05Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:07He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:12Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:15I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:18I don't want her to go.
00:26:23Look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:32Alright, I'll stay.
00:26:34Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:37Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, can you food stamps?
00:26:46Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:49Once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:54My shoe!
00:26:55My shoe!
00:27:07Are you wearing perfume, Trash Canistan?
00:27:16Let me guess.
00:27:18Scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:19I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you say.
00:27:27Good.
00:27:28And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:38Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:45I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:52Problems are.
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it.
00:27:56I just want to go to class.
00:27:57Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders of people who were
00:28:02ten of you?
00:28:04Newsflash.
00:28:05Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:09It says a pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:17What?
00:28:19No.
00:28:21On your knees, rag.
00:28:25Stop!
00:28:27Now lick.
00:28:35Like you love it.
00:28:40Oh, my face, my nose!
00:28:43Now lick.
00:28:47Like you love it.
00:28:51Oh, my face, my nose!
00:28:55Oh, my face, my nose!
00:28:57Sorry, Porsche.
00:29:00That's fine.
00:29:02Are you okay?
00:29:03No, of course I'm not okay!
00:29:05Is it broken?
00:29:07I don't know.
00:29:08Looks fine to me.
00:29:09Right, nice?
00:29:10Straight.
00:29:12Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What?
00:29:14No.
00:29:15No, no, no.
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:17No, no, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great.
00:29:22You're always beautiful.
00:29:23Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:29This is your fault!
00:29:32Porsche.
00:29:33Totally my bad, okay?
00:29:35I owe you one.
00:29:35You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:39It hurts.
00:29:41You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:47You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:10You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:19Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:21Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:28How about finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A.
00:30:32No, A plus.
00:30:34So, make it good, okay?
00:30:38But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42It'll be character building.
00:30:43I hate you so much.
00:30:45Really?
00:30:46I barely think about you.
00:30:48Wait.
00:30:52Before you go, why did you throw the bullet at Portia today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth.
00:31:05It was a clean spike.
00:31:06Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:11Why did you save me?
00:31:14Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:19So I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:27Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:30And I'll prove that when I'm in the prom queen.
00:31:34Okay, look.
00:31:35In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:37Hey, dude, hope you're ready to party.
00:31:41Yes, Edison.
00:31:43It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:45Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:48Take something.
00:31:49Quick.
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:52What do you do?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah.
00:31:53Come on, quick.
00:31:55Come on.
00:31:55Get in the bed.
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:59Why are you doing it?
00:32:00Hold my phone, girl.
00:32:08Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:10It's going to be a big night.
00:32:11And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:13I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:17Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:23More than one.
00:32:24My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:26Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:30So, how are you really?
00:32:43How are you really going to make it up to me?
00:32:49Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:56Are you all right?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:32:59Nope.
00:33:06What's under here?
00:33:13What's under here?
00:33:17Nothing.
00:33:18Oh, good.
00:33:19Just, um, a good story from volleyball practice.
00:33:25All right, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah, I'll just finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:33Porsche, let's go.
00:33:40Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:44You're the best.
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:50And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:54Sorry.
00:33:55I thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:57Wait, is that...
00:33:59Oh, my God.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps.
00:34:05And get our assignment done.
00:34:11Hey.
00:34:13That's better.
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:28Don't change the subject.
00:34:30You were actually nice to me for once.
00:34:33So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:53Never in my lifetime.
00:34:54Because I still hate you.
00:34:56Hate you more.
00:34:57I don't know if I'm sorry.
00:35:03It took all night that I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:12So I've done all the work and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:17100%.
00:35:18Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:22Now help me win prom queen or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:29Load on food stamps.
00:35:31You got me.
00:35:36You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:41Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:43I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:05Or option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:09And kids are easy.
00:36:10Just feed them.
00:36:11Drama kids, crame attention.
00:36:24Just take your selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:26Uh, hey guys.
00:36:28Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:31Can I get an autograph from you guys?
00:36:33Oh my god, love it.
00:36:43Thanks guys.
00:36:44Oh my god.
00:36:45As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:52Yeah, sorry.
00:36:53No chance.
00:36:54What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes to win.
00:36:56Yeah, you're screwed.
00:36:59Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs.
00:37:08And I can be popular.
00:37:10And I got boobs.
00:37:11You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No.
00:37:15You got any scholarships?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18But I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:22And welcome back to the Cavendish-Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament, where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:32On the blue team, Harper and Amber.
00:37:34Um, so who are we playing against?
00:37:39And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:43You're shitting me.
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:48That's what she said.
00:37:50It is literally what she said.
00:37:52Yo, Anderson.
00:37:53Looking good, man.
00:37:54Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:57What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:58Scared I'll beat you?
00:37:58I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:06Let's play, then.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:10Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:11Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:14You guys killed me.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:17My potential voters are here.
00:38:19Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:22You got this, okay?
00:38:28Oh, what a hit.
00:38:35Woo-hoo!
00:38:38Eat there, fish.
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:51Oh, and the spike from Anderson.
00:38:54It's cool.
00:38:56We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:58At least I have a daddy.
00:39:28So you can train a pig to smile.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:39I mean, us.
00:39:40We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:42He's competitive.
00:39:43And I'm hot.
00:39:44There's no way I'm letting the school janitor beat me,
00:39:46not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:49Oh, my God!
00:39:50Herb is on there!
00:39:51It's cool like that, man.
00:39:52You're dead.
00:39:53Hey, you okay?
00:40:08Portia, that was bullshit.
00:40:10Boo!
00:40:11Boo!
00:40:11You suck!
00:40:13Get out of here!
00:40:13Lame!
00:40:14Whatever.
00:40:15What is that?
00:40:16You gotta be kidding me.
00:40:17Followers are gonna hate me.
00:40:19You got this, okay?
00:40:20Come on.
00:40:20Oh, my God.
00:40:37Oh, my God.
00:40:38Is that Portia?
00:40:39Whoa, babe.
00:40:39That was some head.
00:40:40Are you okay?
00:40:41Are you okay?
00:40:44Do I look okay?
00:40:46Can you help?
00:40:48Please?
00:40:48Great game.
00:41:01Awesome final serve.
00:41:03My followers are going crazy for you.
00:41:05Yeah, she smashed it.
00:41:07Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:41:10Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:41:11Yeah, do it.
00:41:12We'll vote for you.
00:41:13That's like a whole team here.
00:41:15Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:16You're gonna be viral.
00:41:17Wow, this might work after all.
00:41:20And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:24Yes, she's gone.
00:41:26I will kill her.
00:41:28It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:30Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen.
00:41:32I'm Prom Queen.
00:41:33She's fucking Poverty Queen.
00:41:35She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:38Who cares?
00:41:38Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:41And she's changing him.
00:41:44She might not change you too.
00:41:46Portia, you've been Prom Queen like every year.
00:41:50It's starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:53Or?
00:41:54Needy.
00:41:56Needy.
00:41:57I was just joking.
00:41:59I didn't mean it.
00:42:01Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:02Why is everything changing?
00:42:06Just go.
00:42:09Go.
00:42:10I'm fine.
00:42:14I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:17I'm gonna fuck you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuums.
00:42:40Happy Valentine.
00:42:47For you.
00:42:56A.
00:42:57Wait.
00:42:58Did Anderson just get me a Valentine?
00:43:05What the fuck?
00:43:07Someone else is giving Harper a Valentine?
00:43:10I know.
00:43:10She looks like a walking cocksopner to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:17I know.
00:43:20I know.
00:43:21I know.
00:43:22I know.
00:43:22Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:24It will.
00:43:25That's weird.
00:43:26He's making it sound like it's not from him.
00:43:28So, who's it from?
00:43:30Hey, that's mine.
00:43:32Give it back.
00:43:32How do you know?
00:43:34Had a note?
00:43:35Yeah?
00:43:36Who from?
00:43:39Don't even know.
00:43:40But when I find out, I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:47Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:51Tastes kind of weird.
00:43:53Typical trust funder jerk.
00:43:55Always taking a heavy...
00:43:57Anderson?
00:44:01What the...
00:44:02Anderson! Anderson! What?
00:44:04Help!
00:44:08Anderson!
00:44:10Help! Help!
00:44:11Shit, it's drugs.
00:44:15That was meant for me.
00:44:17Anderson, wake up.
00:44:18Yep.
00:44:22Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:26The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:27It is about to commence.
00:44:28Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:31Oh, sorry.
00:44:33Wake up, Anderson.
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:42What if they don't need you?
00:44:43Briggs?
00:44:45You're heavy.
00:44:47I'm just fine.
00:44:49Wake up.
00:44:49Wake up!
00:44:59Anderson, please wake up!
00:45:04Wait.
00:45:06Oh, my God.
00:45:09Oh, my God.
00:45:21Oh, my God.
00:45:22Finally.
00:45:25Bye.
00:45:32Bye.
00:45:33No, no, we don't have time for this really nice thing.
00:45:43Yeah, we do.
00:45:44No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:46Shit, what's going on?
00:45:48Why do I feel like I'm drunk?
00:45:50I'll explain later.
00:45:51Okay, we need to go.
00:45:53Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:57It's still not here.
00:45:58Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry clothes
00:46:02and we need to go.
00:46:06Okay, roughly we had a spare shirt and a loss and found.
00:46:09So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:15Okay, help me in.
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:18Yep, that's it.
00:46:19Good little big boy.
00:46:24Cool.
00:46:26You're not ready, babe.
00:46:35What?
00:46:36Yeah, like when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing you?
00:46:43We don't have time for this.
00:46:45You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:49Calling Anderson Savage.
00:46:50Please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:46:52Yeah, yeah, come, come.
00:46:53Oh, where are we?
00:46:54Oh, you're staying?
00:46:55Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:56Oh, yeah.
00:46:57This is the first time our russigan has not turned up.
00:47:02Okay.
00:47:03Confident.
00:47:04Confident.
00:47:05Confident.
00:47:06He's here.
00:47:07Come.
00:47:08Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:10A step forward, please.
00:47:13So, this is for your courage.
00:47:16Above and beyond the call of beauty.
00:47:18Congratulations.
00:47:22Mr. Savage.
00:47:25You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:29Thank you, sir.
00:47:36He looks great.
00:47:42What did you do to earn this?
00:47:44Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:50Right here, actually.
00:47:51Wait.
00:47:52You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:55It was all over TV.
00:47:57And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:01What you did was so brave.
00:48:04Thanks.
00:48:05No, seriously.
00:48:06I'm proud of you, Tristan.
00:48:08You should wear this every day.
00:48:14Are you serious?
00:48:15No.
00:48:16No.
00:48:23Wait.
00:48:25Did we shower together?
00:48:29Why?
00:48:30Don't you remember?
00:48:31Not really.
00:48:33I know you were there.
00:48:34And?
00:48:36And...
00:48:37You were wet?
00:48:39I don't know.
00:48:40It was fuzzy.
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:45I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:52That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:55Nope.
00:48:56That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:57Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:04Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:09No, no, no.
00:49:10You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:12I promise.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:14Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:16Gotta go find my prong dress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:23Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much at buying them.
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:26Information I did not need to know.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:35Hey, Harper.
00:49:40What you did today?
00:49:48Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh, kinda?
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02It's cool.
00:50:03Very, very cool.
00:50:04So, it's not?
00:50:06Show me.
00:50:08Seriously?
00:50:09You're not gonna show me.
00:50:10It's 20 years bad luck.
00:50:12That's for weddings.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:18I know, I know.
00:50:24It's a poop emoji.
00:50:27Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:30I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:35Can you like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:38I'll figure it out.
00:50:39Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:42Just go.
00:50:43I'll go.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:48Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:52No.
00:50:53This is important.
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything cause I'm gone.
00:50:57Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:05Okay, Mom.
00:51:06Cavendish, Harvard, prom queen.
00:51:08I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all.
00:51:10I'll do it all for you.
00:51:17Mom.
00:51:20Mom.
00:51:26Shit.
00:51:29I'm so screwed.
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:41I need you to do something for me.
00:51:46Note to self.
00:51:47Next time have rich parents.
00:51:53Correction, Harper.
00:51:54Have parents.
00:52:00Food stamps.
00:52:01You need to come with me.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:04I have to make this work.
00:52:05Harper.
00:52:06Trust me.
00:52:08Okay?
00:52:09Don't worry.
00:52:10My dad's away in a business trip.
00:52:11Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:15Yes.
00:52:16T Swizzaloo's coming to prom.
00:52:18The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:21Him and his team are gonna create some serious magic.
00:52:26What?
00:52:27Anderson, no.
00:52:28This is way too much.
00:52:29Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:30Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like, not like this.
00:52:33Why not?
00:52:34Because I can't afford it.
00:52:35Okay?
00:52:36I spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress.
00:52:37I know.
00:52:38I know.
00:52:39I know.
00:52:40Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:41Okay?
00:52:42Why are you doing this for me?
00:52:43Because I want you to have the best.
00:52:44Doesn't matter.
00:52:45Just enjoy it.
00:52:46Okay?
00:52:47Everyone, this is way too much.
00:52:49This is way too much.
00:52:50Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:51Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like, not like this.
00:52:53Why not?
00:52:54Because I can't afford it.
00:52:55Okay?
00:52:56I spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress.
00:52:58I know.
00:52:59Which is why this one's on me.
00:53:00Okay?
00:53:01Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:03Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter.
00:53:06Just enjoy it.
00:53:07Okay?
00:53:08Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:20We sure do.
00:53:21You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:23You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:25And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:27Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:30So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:32Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:36You know, like my car.
00:53:43All right.
00:53:44I'll do it.
00:53:45Great.
00:53:46Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:48I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:54Be gentle on me.
00:53:55I'm a makeover virgin.
00:53:57Even better.
00:53:58This will be fun.
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:02Sit.
00:54:03Let's go.
00:54:04Color.
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:06Black.
00:54:07Funeral.
00:54:08Got good at this.
00:54:11Ooh.
00:54:12Fun trap.
00:54:13Catch.
00:54:14It's okay.
00:54:15We'll get there.
00:54:16Yes.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:18Sparkle.
00:54:20Ooh, pretty.
00:54:21Go.
00:54:22Come on.
00:54:23No.
00:54:24It's getting close.
00:54:25I am amazing.
00:54:26You really did it this time.
00:54:27Are you ready to go?
00:54:28Yeah, she's gonna look so beautiful in these.
00:54:29If she'll accept them.
00:54:30She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:31Domed Hamilton.
00:54:32I need to be with you.
00:54:33What?
00:54:34Oh, my God, this is my great life.
00:54:35It's amazing.
00:54:36It's getting close.
00:54:37I am amazing.
00:54:38It is.
00:54:39Yeah, I'm so pretty.
00:54:40It's...
00:54:41I'm so pretty.
00:54:42It's getting close.
00:54:43I am amazing.
00:54:44You really did it this time.
00:54:46Are you ready to go?
00:54:48Yeah, she's gonna look so beautiful in these.
00:54:49She'll accept them.
00:54:50Is he's going to look so beautiful in these?
00:54:51If she'll accept them?
00:54:53She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:55Come on.
00:54:56Dumb Hamilton, I need to be with you.
00:54:58What?
00:54:59to be with you tonight's our night man hamilton is going to be so messed up
00:55:07sorry got an issue uber out front will take you to prom
00:55:15oh i hope he's okay okay girl looks like you're doing this alone
00:55:29will he think i'm pretty is this what he usually goes for
00:55:41wow it's like a dream
00:55:53where is anderson he should have come running how humiliating if he doesn't come waiting for
00:56:02something we need to talk seriously hamilton i told you it's not working out so who's it working
00:56:11out for then who are you dressed up for am i really doing this what if portia is right and
00:56:20i really don't belong here they're all rich and elite and i'm just me
00:56:27i can't do it forgot to say carper do you want to be prom queen or not risk everything
00:56:33or walk away and break your promise to your mom
00:56:49oh my god is that charity girl harper that dress is fire she looks so hot
00:56:56how can a beggar like her afford that dress
00:57:17finally he's coming for me
00:57:19hey food stamps you look amazing
00:57:30you don't look half bad yourself trust fund
00:57:32um yeah
00:57:47are you fucking kidding me welcome seniors to your prom tonight
00:57:52is for making lasting memories appreciating each other and cementing friendships
00:57:59that will support you for life everyone take your partners for the first dance
00:58:05that pig-eyed bitch
00:58:08so before the whole queue of jocks line up how about it food stamps
00:58:14you're joking i'm not
00:58:17harper you're the most beautiful girl here
00:58:20obviously because of me i mean i chose the dress and i'd say they got a pretty flawless taste
00:58:27so how about it food stamps we're gonna dance or what i still want to more than anything but can i trust
00:58:38what's this
00:58:49okay put your hands here
00:58:57hey not bad food stamps
00:59:08it's time to announce
00:59:38that prom king and queen
00:59:40portia leon a queen for many years
00:59:43thank you for your service but tonight's new prom queen and king is
00:59:49harper sullivan and anderson savage
00:59:59equal portia what is happening that crown is mine
01:00:03i broke up with hamilton so you and i could win and be together look i didn't tell hamilton about
01:00:08you coming on to me because he's my buddy but if you act like a dick tonight i'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him
01:00:14wait anderson and porsche were never together
01:00:19this isn't real this isn't happening
01:00:22it is
01:00:23it is
01:00:24don't deal with it sorry borsche i gotta go be king
01:00:29the new king and queen
01:00:41the new king and queen
01:00:46well done
01:00:51well done for instance
01:00:52i did it
01:00:58i did it mom
01:00:59i did it mom
01:01:00just like we promised
01:01:01yes i'm wrong queen
01:01:04it's true
01:01:06portia broke up with hamilton to get with anderson
01:01:11i always thought anderson was really to her friends and lovers right
01:01:18it's you
01:01:19portia
01:01:20congratulations
01:01:21probably shouldn't say but i heard when the judges say that anderson gave him a ton of money so you could win
01:01:31i don't believe you
01:01:32makes sense to me and me
01:01:35hey mayas any idea why anderson would do that
01:01:39sex
01:01:40lots of
01:01:41there you go
01:01:43if the mayas know then
01:01:45everyone knows
01:01:47i'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown
01:01:49i wouldn't do that if i were you
01:01:52i wouldn't do that if i were you
01:01:53you're gonna make a fool of yourself
01:01:55there's no way you beat me
01:01:56not in a million years
01:01:57portia
01:01:58has it ever occurred to you
01:02:00that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you
01:02:03a spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants
01:02:07any other way
01:02:08you know the truth witch
01:02:10you're nothing
01:02:12you're like
01:02:13a chicken nugget on a table of caviar
01:02:16you're trash
01:02:17a handicapped parking space that anderson pulled into for five minutes
01:02:22because i was busy with hamilton
01:02:24oh so you're no longer with hamilton
01:02:26that's right
01:02:28so there's nothing stopping you and anderson being together
01:02:31now you're getting it
01:02:33and yet anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than
01:02:39whatever this is
01:02:41ouch
01:02:42that is a good point
01:02:47don't worry porsche
01:02:49your type is going straight to non-recyclable
01:03:02you
01:03:11whoa
01:03:11are you okay
01:03:16i think so
01:03:18what did you just do
01:03:23you tripped on my hem i mean i tried to grab her but
01:03:26oh
01:03:26bullshit
01:03:27no you better get out of here before i do something i regret
01:03:30what like not respond when i tell you how i feel
01:03:34you fucking dropped that chocolate
01:03:35i have no idea what you're talking about
01:03:37anderson how do we go from hanging out all the time to this
01:03:41i don't know the sooner you're in the rear view the better the road ahead looks
01:03:45oh
01:03:45fuck you
01:03:47what a bunch of lies
01:03:49hey how's your ankle are you okay it's okay it's okay i'm okay
01:03:52you're not obeying this
01:03:58i got you
01:04:01you okay
01:04:02i will be
01:04:05okay now don't go anywhere
01:04:09uh i'm gonna take your shoes off okay
01:04:12is it bad yeah it's gonna need some strapping
01:04:18can we talk if it's about my medical qualifications
01:04:22okay
01:04:23i have none
01:04:27i just
01:04:28i heard porsche say that she broke up at hamilton to be with you
01:04:33that's why i couldn't drive you to prom
01:04:35you went to see porsche
01:04:37hamilton
01:04:39welfare check
01:04:40he kind of saw it coming poor guy
01:04:44i don't understand why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when
01:04:48porsche's free it's like she's in love with you
01:04:50i don't love her
01:04:52porsche and i we were never together
01:04:54what you saw that first day of school
01:04:57was porsche just being a brat
01:04:59she always wants what she can't have and i'd never do that to hamilton
01:05:04why didn't you just say that
01:05:06why didn't you just tell me porsche dope your chocolate
01:05:08because i had to be sure
01:05:10like you had to be sure i wasn't sneaking around with porsche
01:05:13let's face it you never would have believed me
01:05:16just a spoiled rich kid right
01:05:18maybe i was wrong about that about a lot of things
01:05:30maybe it's time to make things right
01:05:32i thought i would go with your dress
01:05:48wow they're so lovely
01:05:51let me um let me put them on
01:05:53what no no no you've already been too generous
01:05:57it's easy for me to be generous food stamps
01:05:59i have a trust one remember
01:06:10beautiful
01:06:12they are beautiful
01:06:14thank you
01:06:15i wasn't talking about the earrings
01:06:16how's your ankle
01:06:21better
01:06:22we won't be doing a king and queen dance though
01:06:25says who
01:06:28i really
01:06:30come on
01:06:35okay put your feet on mine
01:06:42okay
01:06:46is this real
01:06:53is this really happening
01:06:55i don't think this night could be more perfect
01:07:16i'm sorry
01:07:32you gotta do the lace at the back
01:07:46i know they went this way
01:07:58anderson has to listen to me i broke up with hamilton for him
01:08:15once he realizes what a gold digger that jit rag orphan is
01:08:20he'll see she isn't worthy of him
01:08:23he'll see that
01:08:26how could he choose that loser over me
01:08:32now it really is time to take the trash out
01:08:44um
01:08:44if you're worried about us being seen together we don't need to hang
01:08:52what you're sick of me already
01:08:56hey
01:08:58you're mine
01:09:00but your dad still hates me
01:09:02and you know what he can go fuck himself
01:09:08in fact
01:09:09i hope he hurts his back while doing it
01:09:14come on
01:09:15i want to be finished printing
01:09:20oh my god
01:09:24it looks amazing
01:09:25this is so good news for us
01:09:27and bad news for that evil witch
01:09:31you know i really do think harper is a witch
01:09:34i think she probably sleeps like eye of new in
01:09:36ernison's coffee
01:09:37and eye of penis into his mouth
01:09:39oh the slut sucking her way to the top
01:09:43this is gonna finish her once and for all
01:09:52you know
01:09:56no no no no no no no no no this can't be happening no
01:10:00Give us a smile, or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:16Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:22It's only fair that Aniston knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:26And you're a thief.
01:10:28So, I check my jewelry, and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing!
01:10:33What?
01:10:34No, no, you're a liar!
01:10:35You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:37If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:42This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:51You have a police record?
01:10:54That is not true.
01:10:55I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57It's too funny.
01:10:58Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:03You feel bad, right?
01:11:11Tell me.
01:11:14There was this guy at my last school, and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:19He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch, because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:25To what?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:28He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:34Harper.
01:11:35Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:40Parsha called me.
01:11:40This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:43I don't want to see you caught up in whatever other crime she's committed.
01:11:47Mr. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:50Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better, and it always backfires.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:58You don't know her.
01:12:00As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:07In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:24Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper.
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:45Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:47Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:55If I could search the world, I'd be happier than I am.
01:13:01Come on.
01:13:06If I could search the world, call Harper.
01:13:11If I could search the world, I'd be happier than I am.
01:13:14If I could search that person, I'd be happier than I am.
01:13:20Call Hamilton.
01:13:26Hey.
01:13:27Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:29Dude, look, Harper's runoff.
01:13:31I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:34I need you to call her.
01:13:36Hopefully, she'll pick up for you. Please, ma'am.
01:13:38I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:39This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:42Look, Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:45If you don't help me, she's gonna disappear forever,
01:13:47and I'll never see her again.
01:13:49You gotta help me, man. Please.
01:13:53Harper.
01:13:55Hey.
01:13:57Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:13:59Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:01Apologize to her.
01:14:03Do it now.
01:14:05I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:09I'm sorry about that.
01:14:11It's fine.
01:14:13Doesn't matter. None of it does. It's over now.
01:14:15Ask her if she's gonna let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:18Are you really gonna let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:22She's right.
01:14:24I don't belong here.
01:14:26People like her just know everything's gonna be okay.
01:14:30Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:34Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:36Yeah, I guess.
01:14:38With Anderson.
01:14:40Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time,
01:14:44it just felt safe with her.
01:14:46Ask her if she's really gonna let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:50Are you really gonna let Portia take that away from you?
01:14:54It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:04You wore a men's watch.
01:15:06Brent gave me the watch.
01:15:10Because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:14And when I didn't go out with him,
01:15:16he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:18And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:22Let's see it for Miss Leon.
01:15:24Thank you, sir.
01:15:25Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well,
01:15:28no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:30I took my jewelry off for Jim.
01:15:32And then I found it stolen.
01:15:34And the Ma-
01:15:35Sorry.
01:15:36Maia and Maia said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:40Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:44But it's not.
01:15:46It's the police's word.
01:15:47Another young man's word.
01:15:49And Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:51Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:55Not evidence, but...
01:15:58I worked so hard for this.
01:16:01Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:04It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:06You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:09Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:13Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship.
01:16:16What?
01:16:17And report this to the police.
01:16:18No.
01:16:19Please.
01:16:20Stop.
01:16:21You all will need to see this.
01:16:22You all will need to see this.
01:16:23I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:37He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:39When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:43For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:44What you got over you?
01:16:45Have some dignity.
01:16:46Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:16:50Oh, my God.
01:16:51You found it.
01:16:52Oh, thank you.
01:16:53Thank you, thank you.
01:16:54Yeah.
01:16:55I found it.
01:16:56In your bedside table.
01:16:57Is this true?
01:16:58I was doing everyone a favor.
01:16:59She'll never be one of us.
01:17:00Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:01She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:02We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:03Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:07Your accuser to say owe you a very sincere apology.
01:17:22Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:27of this. Your accusers say owe you a very sincere apology. Your scholarship is safe and I'm going
01:17:37to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up this. Thank you Dean
01:17:43Matthews and Anderson. Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you? Please don't expel me. My parents
01:17:52will kill me. I don't know how to thank you but you fixed everything. Harper, the way I feel about you-
01:18:02You think you've won, don't you? But you haven't. Not by a long shot. You might think you're in love,
01:18:10but this will not work. You won't come to realize that. She's not like us. No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:15You'll always feel secure and she never will. You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:21Because you're such a great role model. Four wives, all gone. Harper is the most amazing,
01:18:28smartest, most determined person I've ever met. Anderson, drop her. If you make me choose,
01:18:35I'll choose her over you every time. Anderson. You don't mean that. Listen clearly,
01:18:41if you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper or I'm gone.
01:18:45I hope he's right about you. Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:52With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:18:56Anderson, what did you just do? I stood up for my girl.
01:19:08So I'm your girl? So I'm your girl? Well, that depends. Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:17I don't know. What's that job entail? It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:24We'll probably do a lot of this. And I'll probably say things like,
01:19:36I love you, Harper. I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:39Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but I think I could handle all that.
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:51I love you so much, Anderson Savage. I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:09Miss Sullivan.
01:20:24What's this? Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:27They had some from me too. Oh, shit. Sorry, Dean.
01:20:36Food stamps, just open it.
01:20:39It's my confirmation. I'm in. I'm definitely in.
01:20:54I don't mean to steal your thunder, but I got an early offer too.
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:02Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:04I guess I'm going to have to try harder then.
01:21:08It's perfect. Everything's perfect.
01:21:17Hey, your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:20You know that, right?
01:21:24I do.
01:21:31I think about what it'd be like.
01:21:34The days are hard enough I can't imagine.
01:21:38I can't, can't imagine, I can't, can't imagine the night.
01:21:42It's so cold.
01:21:44It's so cold.
01:21:45It's so cold.
01:21:45It's so cold.
01:21:50The day is dead.
01:21:51It's so cold.
01:21:51It's so cold.
01:21:52It's so cold.
01:21:53I don't know, but yeah.
01:21:53It's so cold.
01:21:53It's so cold.
01:21:54I have to try harder.
01:21:55We can't manage it.
01:21:55I don't know what it's like.
01:21:56I can't Albert.
01:21:56Like, I can't handle it.
01:21:57I can't handle it.
01:21:58I can't handle it, but I can't handle it.
01:21:59Well, I can't handle it.
01:22:00I'm just like the word for the chia.
01:22:01I've got to go.
01:22:02And then I can handle it because I'm going to live on this test,
01:22:03I'll be like the trick-on.
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