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Love to Hate You #FULL EP
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00:00:00Okay, mom. Here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17And then, Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted Prime Queen.
00:00:25Voted Prime Queen, mom, really?
00:00:28I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves. Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:50Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom.
00:00:58I figured it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00I figured it out. I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck? Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11What?
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20Stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit.
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:42Hey, wake up.
00:01:44Relax.
00:01:45Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:51Hey, hey.
00:01:52Come on.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:01:55My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:17Get off me, creep.
00:02:18What the fuck?
00:02:19I was trying to save your life.
00:02:20Right after almost taking it?
00:02:21Thanks.
00:02:22Typically rich jerk.
00:02:23Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:24Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:25That's what you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:26You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:27Have?
00:02:28Have not.
00:02:29He means people from trashcanistan like you and she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer
00:02:46sure that here screams to me.
00:02:50Let's go.
00:02:51Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:52Do the loo.
00:02:54Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:07My entire asshole!
00:03:12Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:19Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah, no problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:49Oh, my God, that's his name.
00:03:58You?
00:04:00Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:03Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:05Portia, please.
00:04:07How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:16Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:25Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Lad her on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:38Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:43Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:47You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:04:51Is, is this seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:07Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:11What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:14That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:19Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:36You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:38Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:44Okay, class.
00:05:45Can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant.
00:06:06I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:13I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it and think of me.
00:06:27I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:29Where is it?
00:06:34I could have put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41You're home.
00:06:43Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:47If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:01I'll take this as interest.
00:07:14Great Harvard.
00:07:16Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:28That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:58Ow!
00:08:18I mean, you're not my usual type.
00:08:22But if you're that desperate...
00:08:24And you're drained, you arrogant asshole.
00:08:34Going somewhere?
00:08:35I want my necklace back, thief.
00:08:38What are you talking about?
00:08:39My pendant.
00:08:40You took it this morning after you drove into me.
00:08:42Okay, get real.
00:08:44Why would I want anything you have?
00:08:46And it was barely a tap.
00:08:48I don't believe you.
00:08:50But I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:08:54You missed me.
00:08:56I missed you.
00:08:57I missed you, too.
00:08:58Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:05It's not what it looks like.
00:09:07Really?
00:09:09How about how this looks?
00:09:12Thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way.
00:09:14It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:21How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:22I don't want your money.
00:09:25I want my necklace back.
00:09:26I told you.
00:09:27I don't have it.
00:09:28Shit.
00:09:29I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:35Yeah.
00:09:37If he's $500, he's going to delete that pic.
00:09:39I don't want your money.
00:09:41Then what do you want?
00:09:43I need somewhere to live.
00:09:46My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:50And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:09:52I don't feel safe.
00:09:57Never be.
00:10:00Wait.
00:10:03If you promise to keep my secret,
00:10:05you can stay here.
00:10:10Deal?
00:10:16Which side is mine?
00:10:18No side.
00:10:19This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:22This is not what we agreed to.
00:10:24I said you could stay.
00:10:25I didn't say where.
00:10:27But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:31They won't mind.
00:10:32I mind.
00:10:34Look, my father, total hard ass.
00:10:36There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:38So, he can't know about this.
00:10:40Take it or leave it.
00:10:41Who am I kidding?
00:10:43Beggars can't be choosers.
00:10:47All right.
00:10:47We have a deal.
00:10:49Hold up.
00:10:50There will be rules.
00:10:52Oh, definitely.
00:10:53I know you spoil rich boys alike.
00:10:56One.
00:10:57Don't talk to me at school.
00:10:58We are not friends.
00:11:00Gladly.
00:11:02Two.
00:11:02Keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:03Three.
00:11:05Same goes to you.
00:11:06No checking out my six pack.
00:11:08Four.
00:11:08No falling in love with me.
00:11:13Deal?
00:11:13I need to pack my stuff before.
00:11:31You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:33I'm the landlord.
00:11:35This is my property.
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:41I'm leaving.
00:11:42I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:43Hey, you signed the lease.
00:11:46You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:48I'm going to need $500 for breaking that lease.
00:11:51Okay?
00:11:52Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:54$500.
00:11:55Let me go.
00:11:57Or you can work it off.
00:12:02Let go of me!
00:12:06Let go of me!
00:12:07Get off her!
00:12:19Get off her!
00:12:21What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:24You better get out of here before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:38Hey.
00:12:40Come on.
00:12:41Let's get you out of here.
00:12:41I got you.
00:12:43Come on.
00:12:44Come on.
00:12:45Hey.
00:12:45I got you.
00:12:49I'm okay.
00:12:49I just need a moment.
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me.
00:13:01Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:03god you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps you're gross you know that
00:13:09oh man this mattress is so soft it's like i'm lying on a cloud you think i'm jealous of your
00:13:19bed i've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet that's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:27thanks food stamps what's so important about this pendant that you had to break an ender for anyway
00:13:32it was my mother's so it's like a family heirloom yeah something like that
00:13:41except i don't have a family anymore
00:13:43i'm not just one
00:13:47come on
00:14:01where's this stupid necklace
00:14:03and it must mean a lot to her
00:14:08getting food stamps one time or you can relate
00:14:22does it have a handle or
00:14:25thanks to the right trust fund
00:14:38i need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:42give me your hands
00:14:43are you gonna be gross again
00:14:45just give me your hands
00:14:48where was it how did you find it
00:14:55what is wrong with me why did i just give away the only leverage i had over her
00:15:00you lied to me last night you had it this whole time didn't you
00:15:06that's how she sees me
00:15:07yep that's right
00:15:10just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:13ugh you're disgusting
00:15:16get off me
00:15:21that's the second time you slapped me
00:15:25guess who's walking to school
00:15:27enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:29come on get out
00:15:32shoot
00:15:32are you serious
00:15:362 000 words on the civil war
00:15:58guaranteed eight
00:15:59nice thank you
00:16:00hey
00:16:07keep that back
00:16:08ah selling school homework
00:16:10you know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students
00:16:14shit he's gonna use this against me
00:16:17you blab on me
00:16:18i'll blab on you
00:16:19usually a short destruction
00:16:21uh relax food stamps
00:16:23i'm not gonna rat you out
00:16:24in the meantime
00:16:26try to be
00:16:28a better person
00:16:30oh
00:16:31oh
00:16:35oh
00:16:36oh
00:16:49oh
00:16:50oh
00:16:52oh
00:16:53that's seven minutes you sexy bitches
00:16:55oh
00:17:06oh
00:17:07my god
00:17:08it's trash canistan
00:17:10our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:13oh
00:17:14how precious
00:17:15toilet cleaner
00:17:19how appropriate
00:17:21no
00:17:23no
00:17:24no wait
00:17:25no
00:17:26stop stop
00:17:27no
00:17:28oh
00:17:29oh
00:17:30oh
00:17:31no
00:17:32no
00:17:33no
00:17:34no
00:17:35no
00:17:36no
00:17:37i only have one uniform
00:17:38please
00:17:39harper
00:17:40harper
00:17:47what was that
00:17:49no
00:17:50no
00:17:51no that must be wrong
00:17:52who put her name in the bowl
00:17:53anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:55anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:56whoo-hoo
00:17:59come on
00:18:00what's going on is this some type of game
00:18:11seven minutes in heaven you've never played before
00:18:13you get seven minutes in the dark together and you've got to make them all count
00:18:18nudity is highly incurred
00:18:20damn bro way to make those seven minutes count
00:18:26i want to say that name show it to me now
00:18:31might as well get it over with
00:18:33what's wrong
00:18:35too scared to play
00:18:36can you just get to play
00:18:52give me that
00:18:53yes
00:18:56just take it
00:19:01why didn't you just pick Portia since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back
00:19:05none of your business
00:19:06none of your business
00:19:07then why pick me
00:19:08because you hate me
00:19:10plus i knew you wouldn't get any ideas
00:19:12you're definitely safe with me
00:19:14couldn't think of anything worse
00:19:15straight back at you
00:19:17this is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life
00:19:20what are we even supposed to do in here
00:19:22we need a kiss
00:19:27everyone's going to know if we don't
00:19:28just
00:19:29two seconds
00:19:31enough to uh
00:19:32mess up your lipstick
00:19:33and make it look good
00:19:45this is ridiculous
00:19:46hey
00:19:47you think i want this
00:19:49throw that away
00:19:50thank you
00:19:52who even put that loser's room in the bowl
00:19:54who even put that loser's room in the bowl
00:20:15my necklace
00:20:16oh
00:20:19oh
00:20:20that's my boy
00:20:22that bitch
00:20:23i can't let her sell Anderson from me
00:20:25my hair is corn you stupid belt buckle
00:20:27okay um hold on
00:20:28let me just
00:20:30okay okay go go go
00:20:32how could it hurt
00:20:33okay let me let me try something else
00:20:35ow
00:20:37lucky girl
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school
00:20:41well
00:20:42if you know what i mean
00:20:44go andy
00:20:46hold still for a sec
00:20:47i can't do anything with you thrashing around
00:20:50i need to get out of here now
00:20:52just take a deep breath
00:20:54i can't breathe
00:20:56try to think of something else
00:20:58anything else
00:20:59okay
00:21:00why did you really pick me
00:21:02why do you care
00:21:04because we're practically sleeping in the same room
00:21:05so if you have a crush on me
00:21:06i'd like to know so i can protect myself
00:21:09protect yourself
00:21:11please
00:21:12if anyone has a crush on anyone
00:21:13it's you
00:21:14on me
00:21:16be real
00:21:17oh my god you're so full of yourself
00:21:19i need to get out of here
00:21:20okay hang on
00:21:21careful
00:21:26ow
00:21:29oh my god
00:21:30what a little whore
00:21:37i bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants
00:21:43i just thought what it looks like
00:21:47not cool porsche
00:21:49Anderson?
00:21:53hurry up
00:22:00you're home late
00:22:11you okay?
00:22:12i'm amazing
00:22:14i love cleaning up after rich kids
00:22:16it's my passionate life
00:22:18i meant because of porsche
00:22:20but she went in pretty hard at the party
00:22:23yeah
00:22:24she's a bully that's what bullies do
00:22:26why do you care?
00:22:30she's right
00:22:32why do i care?
00:22:34i don't
00:22:36obviously
00:22:38but
00:22:39i'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to
00:22:41you know
00:22:42move out of my closet
00:22:43trust me
00:22:44no one wants that more than me
00:22:46hey
00:22:47you know
00:22:48signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers
00:22:52isn't gonna make you prom queen
00:22:54oh my god
00:22:57how does he know i promised mom i'd be prom queen
00:23:03why would i want to be prom queen?
00:23:05i don't care about fashion and popularity
00:23:09then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers
00:23:13i promised my mom i'd be prom queen okay?
00:23:17it was important to her that i wouldn't miss out on anything
00:23:20and
00:23:22she was dying
00:23:24so
00:23:25i promise
00:23:27look
00:23:28you don't really stand a chance
00:23:29right?
00:23:30porsche she
00:23:31always wins
00:23:33always
00:23:34i have to try
00:23:36for my mom
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:40shit
00:23:41it's my father
00:23:42you wanted a scene?
00:23:43get in the closet
00:23:44quick
00:23:45quick
00:23:46quick
00:23:50father
00:23:57what do you want?
00:23:59the um
00:24:00dean's awards are this week
00:24:02do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04you think the business runs itself?
00:24:05i can't take time off for every little thing
00:24:09and you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand
00:24:12poor Anderson
00:24:14it's like his dad hates him
00:24:15i don't need you there
00:24:17it's cool
00:24:21what was that?
00:24:23uh... my phone
00:24:26must have left it in my coat pocket
00:24:28i can't take a coat pocket
00:24:53hi
00:24:55i'm harper
00:24:56Anderson's study partner
00:24:57we've got a big assignment together
00:25:06you're the new scholarship student at cavendish hall
00:25:08yes that's me
00:25:09i don't care what you do when you're not here
00:25:12but don't bring trash into my home
00:25:15are you for real?
00:25:16i'm not trash
00:25:17she's not like that father
00:25:18my over-sex son
00:25:20is the heir of a great fortune
00:25:22and a renowned name
00:25:23and no slippery street slut
00:25:25is gonna fuck her way into our world
00:25:28so
00:25:29you can hunk your little gold digging shovel elsewhere
00:25:31stop it father
00:25:33i'm not interested in your money
00:25:37the mating call of every parasite everywhere
00:25:42don't
00:25:43ever
00:25:44let me see her here again
00:25:45yes sir
00:25:55look
00:25:56i'm sorry
00:25:57he's
00:25:58a super rich dick hole
00:25:59who doesn't know what he's talking about
00:26:00i can't stay here
00:26:03where are you gonna go?
00:26:05look harper
00:26:06don't give him the satisfaction okay?
00:26:07he's just a shithead money making machine
00:26:09who accidentally got some woman pregnant
00:26:12give me a reason to stay
00:26:13i've never met anyone like her
00:26:16i don't want her to go
00:26:19um
00:26:20look it's safer than being out on the streets
00:26:24okay? like i don't care what he says
00:26:26do you?
00:26:28alright
00:26:30i'll stay
00:26:32alright
00:26:33i'll stay
00:26:34because you asked so nicely
00:26:39besides
00:26:40you can't exactly run away when you have
00:26:42socks
00:26:43flip holes
00:26:44can you food stamps?
00:26:46has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:48mmm
00:26:49once or twice
00:26:50come on
00:26:51come get it
00:26:52come on
00:26:53come get it
00:26:54my shoe
00:26:55come on
00:27:13are you wearing perfume trash canistan?
00:27:15let me guess
00:27:17scrubbing bubbles toilet cleaner?
00:27:19i don't want any trouble
00:27:20and i'm sick of you getting what you want around here
00:27:23now
00:27:24it's about what i want
00:27:26whatever you say
00:27:27good
00:27:29and i say
00:27:30lick
00:27:31my
00:27:32feet
00:27:33what?
00:27:34get on your knees
00:27:36and lick my shoes clean you rag
00:27:39why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:40because
00:27:41your pitiful poverty
00:27:42disgusts me
00:27:44i don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it
00:27:47well tough
00:27:48i am sharing your world so if i'm so offensive to you just don't look at me
00:27:52thumbs up
00:27:53how dare you talk to me like that
00:27:55you're the one who started it
00:27:56i just want to go to class
00:27:57do you know how lucky you are
00:27:59to be at cavities hall
00:28:00rubbing shoulders with people who are worth
00:28:02ten
00:28:03of you
00:28:04newsflash
00:28:05having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate
00:28:09it says a pathetic
00:28:11penniless orphan
00:28:12what?
00:28:13no
00:28:14on
00:28:15your
00:28:16knees
00:28:17rag
00:28:18stop
00:28:19stop
00:28:20stop
00:28:21stop
00:28:22stop
00:28:23stop
00:28:24stop
00:28:25stop
00:28:34now lick
00:28:35like you love it
00:28:36no
00:28:38oh my face my nose
00:28:42now lick
00:28:43now lick
00:28:44like you love it
00:28:46oh my face my nose
00:28:50oh shit
00:28:51sorry porsche
00:28:52that's fine
00:28:53are you okay?
00:28:54no of course i'm not okay
00:28:56is it broken?
00:28:57i don't know looks fine to me
00:28:58right nice?
00:28:59straight
00:29:00wait is that a blackhead?
00:29:01what?
00:29:02no no no no no
00:29:03have you got blackheads?
00:29:04no no shut up
00:29:05babe you look great
00:29:06you're always beautiful
00:29:07don't fuck up to me
00:29:08This is your fault
00:29:11porsche
00:29:12totally my best
00:29:15cause I'm not okay
00:29:16so I'm not okay
00:29:17is it broken?
00:29:18i don't know
00:29:19looks fine to me
00:29:20right nice
00:29:21straight
00:29:22wait is that a blackhead?
00:29:23what?
00:29:24no no no no
00:29:25have you got blackheads?
00:29:27no no no no
00:29:28have you got blackheads?
00:29:29no shut up
00:29:30babe you look great
00:29:31you're always beautiful
00:29:33Totally my bad, okay? I owe you one.
00:29:36You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:39It hurts.
00:29:41You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:59You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:10You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:19Aw, poor food stamps. Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:28How about finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A.
00:30:32No, A+.
00:30:34So, make it good, okay?
00:30:38But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42It'll be character building.
00:30:43I hate you so much.
00:30:45Really?
00:30:46I barely think about you.
00:30:48Wait.
00:30:52Before you go,
00:30:54why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:30:56Tell me the truth.
00:31:04It was a clean spike.
00:31:06Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:11Why did you save me?
00:31:14Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:19So I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:27Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named Prong Queen.
00:31:34Okay, look.
00:31:35In all seriousness,
00:31:37you've got...
00:31:38Eddie, dude, hope you're ready to party.
00:31:41Yes, Edison.
00:31:43It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:45Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:48Take something, quick.
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:52What?
00:31:52No.
00:31:53Yeah, yeah, come on, quick.
00:31:55Come on.
00:31:55Get in the bed.
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:59What are you doing?
00:32:00Oh, my God.
00:32:03Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:10It's going to be a big night.
00:32:11And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:17Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you won't wear one.
00:32:23More than one.
00:32:24My nose is really sore.
00:32:26Got to go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:30So?
00:32:33How are you?
00:32:37Really?
00:32:43How are you really going to make it up to me?
00:32:49Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:56Are you all right?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:32:59Nope.
00:32:59Nope.
00:33:00Nope.
00:33:00Nope.
00:33:00Nope.
00:33:01Nope.
00:33:02What's under here?
00:33:14What's under here?
00:33:17Nothing.
00:33:18All good.
00:33:19Just, um, a good sword from volleyball practice.
00:33:22All right, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah, I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:33Portia, let's go.
00:33:40Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:44You're the best.
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if Horrible Portia finds out you've been helping
00:33:49me.
00:33:50And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:54Sorry.
00:33:55Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:57Wait, is that...
00:33:59Oh my God.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps.
00:34:05And get our assignment done.
00:34:12I...
00:34:12Let me guess.
00:34:18That's better.
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:22No, never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:28Don't change the subject.
00:34:30You were actually nice to me for once.
00:34:35So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:49You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:53Never in my lifetime.
00:34:55Because I still hate you.
00:34:56Hate you more.
00:35:04Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:12So I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus for me?
00:35:17100%.
00:35:18Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:22Now help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:29Well done, food stamps.
00:35:31You got me.
00:35:36You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:39Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:43I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:44You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:05Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:09And kids are easy.
00:36:10Just feed them.
00:36:11Drama kids, crave attention.
00:36:24Just take your selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:26Uh, hey guys.
00:36:28Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:31Could I get an autograph from you guys?
00:36:36I don't know.
00:36:37That'll be a...
00:36:38Oh my god, love it.
00:36:43Thanks guys.
00:36:44Oh my god.
00:36:45As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:46Yeah, sorry.
00:36:53No chance.
00:36:54What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes to win.
00:36:56Yeah, you're screwed.
00:36:59Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs.
00:37:08And I can be popular.
00:37:10And I got boobs.
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No?
00:37:15You got any scholarships?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:23And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament,
00:37:28where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:32On the blue team, Harper and Anthony.
00:37:35So, who are we playing against?
00:37:36And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:43You're shitting me.
00:37:45I...
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:48That's what she said.
00:37:50It is literally what she said.
00:37:52Yo, Anderson.
00:37:53Looking good, man.
00:37:54Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:56What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:58Scared I'll beat you?
00:37:58I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:06Let's play, then.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:10Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:11Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:14You guys killed me?
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:17My potential voters are here.
00:38:19Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:22You got this, okay?
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26Okay.
00:38:27Okay.
00:38:28Oh, what a hit.
00:38:35Woo!
00:38:38Eat that, bish.
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:51Oh, and the spike from Anderson.
00:38:54It's cool.
00:38:56We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:58At least I have a daddy.
00:39:00At least I have a daddy.
00:39:28So you can train a pig to smile.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:39I mean, us.
00:39:40We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:42He's competitive.
00:39:43And I'm hot.
00:39:44There's no way I'm letting the school janitor beat me, not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:48Oh, my God.
00:39:49Oh, my God.
00:39:50Herb is unmarried.
00:39:51It's cool like that, man.
00:39:52You're dead.
00:40:04Hey, you okay?
00:40:08Portia, that was bullshit.
00:40:09Boo!
00:40:10Boo!
00:40:11Boo!
00:40:11Boo!
00:40:12You suck!
00:40:12Get out of here, you're lame!
00:40:14Whatever.
00:40:14What is that?
00:40:15You got to be kidding me.
00:40:16You followers are going to hate this.
00:40:17You got this, okay?
00:40:18Come on.
00:40:19Oh, my God.
00:40:20Oh, my God.
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:35Oh, my God.
00:40:36Is that Portia?
00:40:37Whoa, babe.
00:40:38That was some head.
00:40:39Are you okay?
00:40:40Do I look okay?
00:40:41Can you help?
00:40:43Please?
00:40:44Come on.
00:40:46I'm sorry.
00:40:47I'm sorry.
00:40:48Great game! Awesome final serve! My followers are going crazy for you!
00:41:04Yeah, she smashed it.
00:41:06Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:41:09Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:41:11Yeah, do it! We'll vote for you!
00:41:13That's like a whole team here!
00:41:14Taking out Porsche like that? You're gonna be viral!
00:41:17Wow, this might work after all.
00:41:20And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Porsche's house.
00:41:23Let's just go.
00:41:26I will kill her!
00:41:28It's just a game, Porsche.
00:41:29Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen.
00:41:31I'm Prom Queen. She's fucking Poverty Queen.
00:41:34She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:37Who cares?
00:41:38Anderson's my oldest friend, and she's changing him.
00:41:43She might not change you, too.
00:41:45Porsche, you've been Prom Queen like every year.
00:41:49It's starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:52Or?
00:41:54Needy?
00:41:55Needy.
00:41:56I was just joking. I didn't mean it.
00:41:59Why aren't you supporting me? Why is everything changing?
00:42:03Just go. Go! I'm fine.
00:42:10I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:15I'm gonna fuck you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuum.
00:42:22Happy Valentine.
00:42:27I'm gonna fuck you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuum.
00:42:36Happy Valentine.
00:42:41For you.
00:42:55A.
00:42:56Wait.
00:42:57Did Anderson just give me a valentine?
00:43:00What the fuck? Someone else is giving har for a valentine?
00:43:09I know. She looks like a walking cocks off nerd to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:15Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:24It will.
00:43:25That's weird. He's making it sound like it's not from him. So, who's it from?
00:43:29Hey, that's mine. Give it back.
00:43:32How do you know?
00:43:33Had a note?
00:43:34Yeah? Who from?
00:43:38Don't even know.
00:43:40But when I find out, I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:49Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:50Tastes kinda weird.
00:43:52Typical trust fund jerk.
00:43:55Always taking whatever you want.
00:43:59Anderson?
00:44:00Oh, what the fuck?
00:44:02Anderson! Anderson! What?
00:44:03Help!
00:44:08Anderson!
00:44:09Help!
00:44:10Help!
00:44:11Help!
00:44:12Shit, it's-it's drugs.
00:44:14That was meant for me.
00:44:16Anderson, wake up.
00:44:17Yep.
00:44:22Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:25The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:26It is about to commence.
00:44:27Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:30Oops, sorry.
00:44:31Uh,
00:44:33Wake up, Anderson.
00:44:38Oh my god.
00:44:41What if they don't need you?
00:44:43Briggs?
00:44:45You're heavy.
00:44:47Trust fund.
00:44:48Wake up.
00:44:49Wake up!
00:44:50Oh my god.
00:45:02Oh my god.
00:45:03Let me go.
00:45:06Please wake up!
00:45:08Please wake up.
00:45:09Please wake up!
00:45:11Oh my god.
00:45:12Why not you?
00:45:23I've been waiting. I've been waiting.
00:45:40No, no, we don't have time for this really nice thing.
00:45:43Yeah, we do.
00:45:44No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:46Shit, what's going on?
00:45:48Why do I feel this wrong?
00:45:50I'll explain later.
00:45:51Okay, we need to go.
00:45:53Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:57Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier,
00:46:00but come on, we need to get you some dry clothes and we need to go.
00:46:05Okay, roughly we had a spare shirt we lost and found.
00:46:09So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:15Okay, help me in. Yep.
00:46:17Yep, that's it.
00:46:19That's it.
00:46:20You're a good little big boy.
00:46:25Cool.
00:46:33You're not ready, Dean.
00:46:35What?
00:46:36Yeah, like when you were kissing and now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing you?
00:46:44We don't have time for this.
00:46:46You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:49Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:46:52Yeah, yeah, come on, come on.
00:46:53Oh, where are we?
00:46:54Oh, you're staying?
00:46:55Ah, ah, nice and tall, yep.
00:46:56This is the first time our russican has not turned up.
00:47:02Okay, confident, confident.
00:47:04He's here!
00:47:06Oh, just in time Anderson.
00:47:09A step forward, please.
00:47:13So, this is for your courage.
00:47:15Above and beyond the call of duty.
00:47:17Congratulations.
00:47:22Mr. Savage.
00:47:25You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:30Thank you, sir.
00:47:31He looks great.
00:47:42What did you do to earn this?
00:47:44Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:49Right here, actually.
00:47:51Wait.
00:47:52You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:55It was all over TV.
00:47:56And your father didn't want to see you get awarded for this?
00:47:59Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:00What you did was so brave.
00:48:03Thanks.
00:48:04No, seriously.
00:48:05I'm proud of you, Tristan.
00:48:07You should wear this every day.
00:48:13Are you serious?
00:48:14No.
00:48:22Wait.
00:48:24Did we shower together?
00:48:26Why?
00:48:27Don't you remember?
00:48:30Not really.
00:48:31I know you were there.
00:48:33And?
00:48:35And...
00:48:36You were wet?
00:48:38I don't know.
00:48:40It's fuzzy.
00:48:42He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:44I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:47Okay.
00:48:49I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:51That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:54Nope.
00:48:55That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:58Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:00Why would I do that?
00:49:02I don't know.
00:49:04Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:09No, no, no.
00:49:10You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:11I promise.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:14Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:16Gotta go find my prong dress.
00:49:17I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:22Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much at buying them.
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:26Information I did not need to know.
00:49:28I'll see you later.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:34Hey, Harper.
00:49:35What you did today?
00:49:42Is that for prom?
00:49:44Uh, kinda.
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:47It's cool.
00:49:49Very, very cool.
00:49:51So it's not?
00:49:53Show me.
00:49:54Seriously?
00:49:55You're not gonna show me.
00:49:56It's 20 years bad luck.
00:49:57That's for weddings.
00:49:58Come on.
00:50:00I'll love me.
00:50:14It's easy for an hour.
00:50:20I know, I know.
00:50:22It's a poop emoji.
00:50:24Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant in a moment.
00:50:27Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that I got it from a thrift store. I didn't see the stain until I got home so
00:50:35Can you like I don't know
00:50:37Wash it or something. I'll figure it out. Just don't you worry. You're pretty boy head about it. Just go
00:50:43go
00:50:45Okay
00:50:50Well, you need to rest no this is important. I don't want you to miss out on anything cuz I'm gone
00:50:57Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life
00:51:05Okay, mom, Cavendish, Harvard, home queen. I'll do it all. I'll do it all for you
00:51:17Mom
00:51:19I'm so screwed. I have nothing to wear to prom
00:51:31Mom
00:51:39Hey, I need you to do something for me
00:51:45Note to self next time have rich parents
00:51:48Correction Harper I have parents
00:51:59Food stamps you need to come with me. I can't proms only four hours away. I have to make this work Harper trust me
00:52:08Okay
00:52:18Don't worry my dad's away in a business trip
00:52:26Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:28Yes
00:52:29T swizzle is coming to prom the boss stylist Gavin is a family friend him and his team
00:52:36Create some serious magic
00:52:38What and just you know this is way too much look do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:43Of course, I want to be prom queen but not like not like this why not I can't afford it
00:52:50Okay, I spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress. I know
00:52:56Which is why this one's on me, okay?
00:53:00Why are you doing this for me
00:53:02Because I want you to have the best
00:53:04Doesn't matter just enjoy it. Okay, everyone this is Harper. She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now
00:53:16Just say yes
00:53:19But we hate each other we sure do you kicked me out of your car you blackmailed me into letting you live here
00:53:25And you made me live in your closet then yesterday you saved me with the Dean's Award
00:53:30So every favor has a price is that it hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive, you know like my
00:53:38car
00:53:43All right, I'll do it great yeah, she's all yours. I'll be back later to pick you up for prom
00:53:54Be gentle on me on a makeover version even better
00:53:59This will be fun
00:54:02Okay, sit let's go color. Yes black funeral
00:54:12Bon trap catch
00:54:14It's okay. We'll get there. Yes
00:54:17Yeah
00:54:18Sparkle
00:54:22Come on
00:54:27No
00:54:29It's getting close
00:54:33I am amazing. You really did it this time. Are you ready to go?
00:54:48And she's gonna look so beautiful in these and she'll accept them. She's already freaking out about getting made over
00:54:54Don't Hamilton need to be with you
00:54:58Don't Hamilton need to be with you
00:55:00What?
00:55:01Tonight's our night
00:55:03Hamilton is gonna be so messed up
00:55:07Shit
00:55:08Sorry got an issue
00:55:13Uber out front will take you to prom
00:55:14Oh, I hope he's okay
00:55:16Okay, girl looks like you're doing this alone
00:55:19Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:23Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:27Wow, it's like a dream
00:55:41Wow, it's like a dream
00:55:55Where is Anderson? He should have come running. How humiliating if he doesn't come
00:55:59Waiting for something
00:56:00We need to talk
00:56:01Seriously
00:56:02Hamilton, I told you
00:56:03It's not working out
00:56:04So who's it working out for then?
00:56:06Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:08Am I really doing this?
00:56:10What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here
00:56:13They're all rich and elite and I'm just
00:56:14Me
00:56:15Shit, I can't do it
00:56:16Forgot to say Carper
00:56:17Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:18Risk everything
00:56:19Or walk away and break your promise to your mom
00:56:20I'm just
00:56:21I'm just
00:56:22I'm just
00:56:23I'm just
00:56:24I'm just
00:56:25I'm just
00:56:26I'm just
00:56:27I'm just
00:56:28I'm just
00:56:29I'm just
00:56:30I'm just
00:56:31I'm just
00:56:32I'm just
00:56:33I'm just
00:56:34I'm just
00:56:35I'm just
00:56:36I'm just
00:56:37I'm just
00:56:38I'm just
00:56:39I'm just
00:56:40I'm just
00:56:41I'm just
00:56:42I'm just
00:56:43I'm just
00:56:44I'm just
00:56:45I'm just
00:56:46I'm just
00:56:47I'm just
00:56:48Oh my god
00:56:50Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:52That dress is fire
00:56:54She looks so hot
00:56:56How can a bigger like her afford that dress?
00:57:01Yes
00:57:17Finally, he's coming for me
00:57:23Hey food stamps
00:57:24You look amazing
00:57:26Yes
00:57:27Yes
00:57:28You don't look half bad yourself trust fund
00:57:32Yes
00:57:35Um
00:57:36Yeah
00:57:37Yeah
00:57:46Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:48Welcome seniors to your prom
00:57:50Tonight
00:57:51Is for making lasting memories
00:57:54Appreciating each other
00:57:56And cementing friendships
00:57:58That will support you for life
00:58:01Everyone take your partners for the first dance
00:58:05That pig eyed bitch
00:58:07So
00:58:08Before the whole queue of jocks line up
00:58:11How about it food stamps?
00:58:13You're joking
00:58:14I'm not
00:58:15Harper
00:58:17You're the most beautiful girl here
00:58:21Obviously because of me
00:58:22I mean I chose the dress
00:58:23And
00:58:24I'd say I got a pretty flawless taste
00:58:26So
00:58:28How about it food stamps?
00:58:30We gonna dance or
00:58:31What?
00:58:32I still want to more than anything
00:58:35But
00:58:36Can I trust this?
00:58:38Okay
00:58:39Put your hands here
00:58:56Hey, not bad food stamps
00:58:57Not bad food stamps
00:58:58No
00:59:27It's time to announce
00:59:28A prom king and queen
00:59:29Horsha Leon
00:59:30A queen for many years
00:59:31Thank you for your service
00:59:32But tonight's new prom queen and king is
00:59:48Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage
00:59:51Be cool, Portia
00:59:52What is happening?
00:59:53That crown is mine
00:59:54I broke up with Hamilton
00:59:55So you and I could win and be together
00:59:56Look
00:59:57I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me
00:59:58Because he's my buddy
00:59:59But if you act like a dick tonight
01:00:00I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him
01:00:01Wait
01:00:02Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:04This isn't real
01:00:06This isn't real
01:00:07This isn't happening
01:00:08It is
01:00:09Don't deal with it
01:00:10Sorry, Porsche
01:00:25I gotta go be king
01:00:27Sorry I play
01:00:30Sorry
01:00:31It's all right, babe.
01:00:44A new king and queen.
01:00:51Well done, first of all.
01:00:57I did it, Mom.
01:00:59Just like we promised, I'm prom queen.
01:01:04It's true.
01:01:06Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:10I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:01:14Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:18It's you, Portia.
01:01:20Congratulations.
01:01:22Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say
01:01:26that Anderson gave him a ton of money so you could win.
01:01:31I don't believe you.
01:01:32Makes sense to me.
01:01:34And me.
01:01:35Hey, Myers.
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Sex.
01:01:40Lots of.
01:01:41There you go.
01:01:43If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:47I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:53You're gonna make a fool of yourself.
01:01:55There's no way you beat me.
01:01:56Not in a million years.
01:01:57Marsha, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:08You know the truth, witch.
01:02:10You're nothing.
01:02:11You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:15You're trash.
01:02:17A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:23Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:25That's right.
01:02:27So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:30Now you're getting it.
01:02:32And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:40Ouch.
01:02:42That is a good point.
01:02:47Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:49Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:02:55Wow.
01:02:56Where are you going?
01:02:57Where are you going?
01:02:58Wow.
01:02:59That's all right.
01:03:00You're a good one.
01:03:01I can't.
01:03:02Ah, no, no.
01:03:03I can't.
01:03:04It's like...
01:03:05I can't help.
01:03:06You know what?
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:08Whoa.
01:03:09Oh my God.
01:03:10Okay.
01:03:11I-I think so.
01:03:12Are you okay?
01:03:17I think so.
01:03:19What did you just do?
01:03:23She tripped on my hem.
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:26Bullshit.
01:03:28No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:30What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:35I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:41I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:03:45Oh, fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle? Are you okay?
01:03:51It's okay, it's okay, I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not okay.
01:03:58I got you.
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:02I will be.
01:04:05Okay, now don't go anywhere.
01:04:09Uh, I'm gonna take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah, it's gonna need some strapping.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:19If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:23I have none.
01:04:24I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:36You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton.
01:04:39Well for a check.
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:42Wait, I don't understand.
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:53Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:59She always wants what she can't have.
01:05:01And I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:06Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:10Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:19Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:23About a lot of things.
01:05:24Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:35Uh, I got you something.
01:05:43I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:48Wow, they're so lovely.
01:05:51Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:54No, no, no, you've already been too generous.
01:05:57It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:05:59I have a trust fund, remember?
01:06:10Beautiful.
01:06:12They are beautiful.
01:06:15I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:21We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:28I really...
01:06:29Come on.
01:06:34Um, okay.
01:06:36Put your feet on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:43Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:57Is this real?
01:07:13I don't know.
01:07:20Is this real?
01:07:21It's all right.
01:07:22We're in only one one.
01:07:24Are you kidding me?
01:07:24I don't know.
01:07:25I'm sorry.
01:07:31You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:07:55I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:15Unless he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is, he'll see she isn't worthy
01:08:22of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:27How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:32Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:48If you're worried about us being seen together, we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What?
01:08:53You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:57You're mine.
01:08:59But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yup.
01:09:04And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:07In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:13Come on.
01:09:14Hey.
01:09:15I want to be finished printing.
01:09:16Oh my God.
01:09:17It looks amazing.
01:09:18This is so good news for us.
01:09:19And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:20You know, I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:09:33I think she probably sleeps like Eye of Newton in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:37And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:40The slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:59This can't be happening.
01:10:00No.
01:10:05Give us a smile.
01:10:06Or you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime.
01:10:14Remember?
01:10:15Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom.
01:10:20So, I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:22It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:26And you're a thief.
01:10:28So, I check my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing.
01:10:33What?
01:10:34No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:35You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:37If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:43This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:51You have a police record?
01:10:54That is not true.
01:10:55I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57Too funny.
01:10:58Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:02You feel better.
01:11:04Tell me.
01:11:05There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:19He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:25To what?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:28He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:34Harper.
01:11:35Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:39Parsha called me.
01:11:41This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:43I don't want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:50Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:57You don't know her.
01:12:00As president of the parents committee, I'm gonna do everything I can to have your scholarship
01:12:05revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:07In fact, I'm gonna cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:10What?
01:12:13Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:24Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper!
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:46Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:48Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:55If I could search the world.
01:12:58If I could search the world.
01:12:59I'd be happier than now.
01:13:01If I could search the world.
01:13:02Call Harper.
01:13:03Come on.
01:13:04If I could search the world.
01:13:05Call Harper.
01:13:06I'd be happier than now.
01:13:07I could search the world.
01:13:10Call Harper.
01:13:21Call Hamilton.
01:13:27Hey.
01:13:28Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:30Dude, look, Harper's runoff.
01:13:32I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:35I need you to call her.
01:13:37Hopefully, she'll pick up for you. Please, ma'am.
01:13:39I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:43Look, Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:46If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever,
01:13:48and I'll never see her again.
01:13:50You've got to help me, ma'am. Please.
01:13:54Harper.
01:13:57Hey.
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:00Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:02Apologize to her.
01:14:04Do it now.
01:14:05I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:10I'm sorry about that.
01:14:12It's fine.
01:14:13It doesn't matter. None of it does.
01:14:15It's over now.
01:14:16Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:20Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:23She's right.
01:14:25I don't belong here.
01:14:27People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:30Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:34Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:36Yeah, I guess.
01:14:38With Anderson.
01:14:42Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time,
01:14:44it just felt safe for them.
01:14:46Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:51Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:14:57It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:00You wore a men's watch.
01:15:02Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:13And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:19And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:21Let's see it for Miss Leon.
01:15:24Thank you, sir.
01:15:25Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:31I took my jewelry off for Jim.
01:15:33And then I found it stolen.
01:15:34And the Ma-
01:15:35Sorry.
01:15:37Maia and Maia said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:41Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:45But it's not.
01:15:46It's the police's word.
01:15:48Another young man's word.
01:15:49And Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:54Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:56Not evidence, but...
01:15:59I worked so hard for this.
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:05It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:07People like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:14Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship.
01:16:17What?
01:16:18I report this to the police.
01:16:21No.
01:16:23Please.
01:16:24Stop.
01:16:26You all will need to see this.
01:16:28You all will need to see this.
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:37He gave it to her.
01:16:38He gave it to her.
01:16:39To make her like him.
01:16:40When she rejected him, he lied to the police.
01:16:43To punish her.
01:16:44For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:45What's she got over you?
01:16:46Have some dignity.
01:16:47Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:16:48Oh my God.
01:16:49You found it.
01:16:50Oh, thank you.
01:16:51Thank you, thank you.
01:16:52Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:16:53Yeah.
01:16:54I found it.
01:16:55In your bedside table.
01:16:56Is this true?
01:16:57I was doing everyone a favor.
01:16:58She'll never be one of us.
01:16:59Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:00She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:01We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:03Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:05What to make up all of this?
01:17:07I'm sorry.
01:17:08I'm sorry.
01:17:10I'm sorry.
01:17:11You found it.
01:17:12I'm sorry.
01:17:13You found it.
01:17:14You found it.
01:17:15Oh, thank you.
01:17:18Yeah.
01:17:19I found it.
01:17:20In your bedside table.
01:17:21Is this true?
01:17:22I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:24She'll never be one of us.
01:17:25Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:26She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:28We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:30Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make up all of this?
01:17:31Your accuser to say owe you a very sincere apology.
01:17:34Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:36And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard
01:17:40to help make up this loss.
01:17:42Thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:46Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:51Please don't expel me.
01:17:51My parents will kill me.
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:17:59Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:18:02You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:04But you haven't, not by a long shot.
01:18:08You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:11You both come to realize that.
01:18:13She's not like us.
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:15You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:18You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:21Because you're such a great role model, four wives, all gone.
01:18:25Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:31Anderson, drop her.
01:18:33If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you every time.
01:18:37Anderson.
01:18:38You don't mean that.
01:18:39Listen clearly.
01:18:40If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:45I hope he's right about you.
01:18:50Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:52With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:03Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:05I stood up for my girl.
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends.
01:19:16Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know.
01:19:20What's that job entail?
01:19:23It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:26We'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:28And I'll probably say things like, I love you, Harper.
01:19:37I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:39Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but I think I could handle all that.
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:51I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:55I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:19:58I love you, Harper.
01:20:20Miss Sullivan.
01:20:24What was this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:27They had some for me, too.
01:20:28Oh, shit.
01:20:30Sorry, Dean.
01:20:36Food stamps, just open it.
01:20:37It's my confirmation.
01:20:48I'm in.
01:20:49I'm definitely in.
01:20:50Oh, my God.
01:20:50I don't mean to steal your thunder, but I got an early offer, too.
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:02Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:05Guess I'm going to have to try harder, then.
01:21:08It's perfect.
01:21:09Everything's perfect.
01:21:10Hey, your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:21You know that, right?
01:21:22I do.
01:21:24I do.
01:21:33I think about what it'd be like.
01:21:35The days are hard enough I can't imagine.
01:21:38I can't, I can't imagine, I can't, can't imagine, the night.
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