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Love To Hate You
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00:00:00Mom, here I am.
00:00:02Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:12The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:16And then at Harvard.
00:00:18And don't just work hard.
00:00:20Have fun, too.
00:00:22Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted Prime Queen.
00:00:25Prime Queen, Mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:32Promise me, Harper.
00:00:34I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:39And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:44Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:46Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:50Show me your abs.
00:00:52Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:55Oh, almost forgot, Mom.
00:00:57Figure it didn't happen, right?
00:00:59How do you figure it out?
00:01:00I'm running with Hamilton, so I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:05Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:06Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:08I only see you as a friend.
00:01:10What?
00:01:11Portia, stop.
00:01:16Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:18Portia, stop!
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20Stop!
00:01:31Shit!
00:01:34I think I just hit someone.
00:01:35Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:39Shit!
00:01:41Hey, wake up.
00:01:44Relax.
00:01:45Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:47Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:49She's not breathing.
00:01:51Hey, hey, come on.
00:01:52Wake up.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:02:04My first kiss.
00:02:05His lips are so soft.
00:02:07I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:17Get off me, crazy!
00:02:19What the fuck?
00:02:20I was trying to save your life.
00:02:21Right after almost taking it?
00:02:23Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:27Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:28Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:29What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:31You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:34Have?
00:02:37Have not.
00:02:38He means people from Trashcanistan, like you.
00:02:42And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer sure that here screams juvie.
00:02:53Let's go.
00:02:54Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:02:56Go to Lou.
00:03:02But you almost killed me!
00:03:07The entire castle!
00:03:12Dude, that sounds so insane.
00:03:13I know.
00:03:14You had to be there.
00:03:15I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:21Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:23It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:26Yeah.
00:03:27No problem, dude.
00:03:29Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:34Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:37Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:46Oh, my God.
00:03:47That's insane.
00:03:48You?
00:03:49Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:03:50Way to show your appreciation.
00:03:51Korsha, please.
00:03:52How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:03:54Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for…
00:03:58That's enough.
00:03:59Now, your social science projects, Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work
00:04:22with Harper.
00:04:23Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28You and me wouldn't want to inconvenience His Royal Highness.
00:04:31Lad her on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:33Well, at least I'm not some pervert who is so desperate
00:04:36he has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:38Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:42I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:43Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:44That's enough.
00:04:45I've made my decision.
00:04:47You two will work together.
00:04:48Now, seats, please.
00:04:58Is, is the seat taken?
00:05:04Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:05Since I'm such a pervert,
00:05:07I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:09What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:12That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:15It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:28Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:38Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:44Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:49Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:54This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:56They're all the same.
00:05:57They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant!
00:06:10I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:13I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, Mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:18It's yours now.
00:06:19It was my mother's before me.
00:06:21And her mother's before her.
00:06:23Wear it and think of me.
00:06:26I will, Mom.
00:06:27I'll wear it every day.
00:06:30Where is it?
00:06:35I could have put it in here.
00:06:36Good.
00:06:37You're home.
00:06:38Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:39But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:43If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:48You know what I mean?
00:06:49I'd rather die.
00:06:50That's really generous of you.
00:06:51I'll get back to you on that.
00:06:55I'll take this as interest.
00:06:56I'll take this as interest.
00:06:57Great Harvard.
00:06:58Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money, survive my first day
00:07:02at a new school.
00:07:03And on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:04I was wearing it.
00:07:05Get off me, creep.
00:07:06That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:07I was wearing it.
00:07:08Get off me, creep.
00:07:09That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:14I was wearing it.
00:07:15Get off me, creep.
00:07:16I was wearing it.
00:07:17Get off me, creep.
00:07:18That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:08:14I mean, you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate...
00:08:23And you're drained, you arrogant asshole.
00:08:33Going somewhere?
00:08:34I want my necklace back, thief.
00:08:37What are you talking about?
00:08:38My pendant.
00:08:39You took it this morning after you drove into me.
00:08:41Okay, get real.
00:08:43Why would I want anything you have?
00:08:45And it was barely a tap.
00:08:47I don't believe you, but I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:08:53I miss me.
00:08:55I missed you.
00:08:56I missed you too.
00:08:57Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:04It's not what it looks like.
00:09:06Really?
00:09:08How about how this looks?
00:09:09Thanks for giving me a portion of the lip, by the way.
00:09:13It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:20How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:21I don't want your money.
00:09:24I want my necklace back.
00:09:25I told you.
00:09:26I don't have it.
00:09:27Shit.
00:09:28I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:34Yeah.
00:09:36If he's $500, he's going to delete that pic.
00:09:37I don't want your money.
00:09:40Then what do you want?
00:09:42I need somewhere to live.
00:09:45My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:49And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:09:51I don't feel safe.
00:09:56Never be.
00:09:59Wait.
00:10:02If you promise to keep my secret,
00:10:04you can stay here.
00:10:09Deal?
00:10:15Which side is mine?
00:10:17No side.
00:10:18This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:19What?
00:10:19No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:22This is not what we agreed to.
00:10:23I said you could stay.
00:10:24I didn't say where.
00:10:26But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:28Yeah.
00:10:30They won't mind.
00:10:31I mind.
00:10:33Look, my father, total hard ass.
00:10:35There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:37So, he can't know about this.
00:10:39Take it or leave it.
00:10:41Who am I kidding?
00:10:42Beggars can't be choosers.
00:10:45All right.
00:10:47We have a deal.
00:10:48Hold up.
00:10:49There will be rules.
00:10:51Oh, definitely.
00:10:52I know you spoil rich boys alike.
00:10:55One.
00:10:56Don't talk to me at school.
00:10:58We are not friends.
00:10:59Gladly.
00:11:01Two.
00:11:01Keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:03Three.
00:11:04Same goes to you.
00:11:05No checking out my six pack.
00:11:07Four.
00:11:07No falling in love with me.
00:11:12Deal?
00:11:12I need to pack my stuff before.
00:11:18You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:25I'm the landlord.
00:11:28This is my property.
00:11:29Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:31Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:34I'm leaving.
00:11:35I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:36Hey.
00:11:37You signed the lease.
00:11:39You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:41I'm going to need $500 for breaking that lease.
00:11:44Yeah?
00:11:45Let me go.
00:11:46Let me go.
00:11:47Let me go.
00:11:47$500.
00:11:48Let me go.
00:11:50Or you can work it off.
00:11:55Let go of me.
00:11:59Let go of me.
00:12:01Let go.
00:12:01Get off her.
00:12:14What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:22You better get out of here before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:31Hey.
00:12:33Come on.
00:12:34Let's get you out of here.
00:12:38Whoa.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:40I got you.
00:12:42I'm okay.
00:12:42I just need a moment.
00:12:51I can't believe you saved me.
00:12:54Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:12:57God, you just can't get enough of me, can you?
00:12:59Food stamps.
00:13:00You're gross.
00:13:01You know that?
00:13:05Oh, man.
00:13:07This mattress is so soft.
00:13:09It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:11You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:13I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:18That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:20Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:21What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an ender for anyway?
00:13:26It was my mother's.
00:13:27So, it's like a family heirloom.
00:13:31Yeah, something like that.
00:13:34Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:13:36I'm not just one.
00:13:41It's gonna get better.
00:13:45Don't give up.
00:13:47Don't give up.
00:13:49It's gonna get better.
00:13:53Come on.
00:13:55Where's this stupid necklace?
00:13:56And it must mean a lot to her.
00:14:11Get in, food stamps.
00:14:12One time off.
00:14:14Or you can relate.
00:14:16Does it have a handle or...
00:14:18Things are the right, trust them.
00:14:33I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:36Give me your hands.
00:14:37Are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:40Just give me your hands.
00:14:41Wait, where was it?
00:14:47How did you find it?
00:14:49What is wrong with me?
00:14:50Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:14:55You lied to me last night.
00:14:57You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:14:59That's how she sees me?
00:15:01Yep.
00:15:02That's right.
00:15:04Just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:06Ah, you're disgusting.
00:15:13Get off me.
00:15:17That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:19Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:21Enjoy being late for class, food stamps.
00:15:24Come on, get out.
00:15:25Shoot.
00:15:28Are you serious?
00:15:36Yeah, no thanks.
00:15:492,000 words on the Civil War.
00:15:51Guaranteed eight.
00:15:52Nice, thank you.
00:15:59Hey!
00:16:00Keep that back.
00:16:01Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:03You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:08Shit, he's going to use this against me.
00:16:10You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:13Mutually assured destruction.
00:16:14Uh, relax, food stamps.
00:16:16I'm not going to rat you out.
00:16:18In the meantime,
00:16:20try to be
00:16:21a better person.
00:16:28Oh.
00:16:29That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:16:48Oh my god, it's Trash-canistan.
00:17:03Our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner.
00:17:06Oh, how precious.
00:17:11Toilet cleaner.
00:17:12How appropriate.
00:17:13No.
00:17:18No, wait.
00:17:19No.
00:17:19No, stop, stop.
00:17:20No.
00:17:21Oh my god.
00:17:25No, no.
00:17:26No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:26He only gets...
00:17:27No, I only have one uniform, please.
00:17:33Harper.
00:17:40What was that?
00:17:40No, no, that must be wrong.
00:17:45Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:46Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:49Woo-hoo!
00:17:52Come on.
00:18:02What's going on?
00:18:03Is this some type of game?
00:18:04Seven minutes in heaven you've never played before?
00:18:07You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:09And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:11Nudity is highly incurring.
00:18:16Damn, bro.
00:18:18Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:21I want to say that name.
00:18:23Show it to me now.
00:18:25Might as well get it over with.
00:18:28What's wrong?
00:18:29Too scared to play?
00:18:29Give me that.
00:18:46Yes.
00:18:49Just take it.
00:18:50Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:18:56Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:18:59None of your business.
00:19:00Then why pick me?
00:19:01Because you hate me.
00:19:03Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:05You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:07Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:08Straight back at you.
00:19:10This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:13What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:15We need a kiss.
00:19:20Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:22Just two seconds.
00:19:24Enough to mess up your lipstick.
00:19:27And make it look good.
00:19:28This is ridiculous.
00:19:40Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:43Put that in the way.
00:19:47Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:19:49That's my boy.
00:20:15That bitch.
00:20:16I can't let her so Anderson from me.
00:20:18My hair is clean, you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:20Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:21Let me just...
00:20:23Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:25How could her?
00:20:26Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:28Ow!
00:20:30Lucky girl.
00:20:32Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:34If you know what I mean.
00:20:37Go, Andy!
00:20:39Hold still for a sec.
00:20:40I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:43I need to get out of here now.
00:20:45Just take a deep breath.
00:20:46I can't breathe.
00:20:49Try to think of something else.
00:20:51Anything else.
00:20:52Okay.
00:20:53Why did you really pick me?
00:20:55Why do you care?
00:20:56Because we're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:20:59So if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:02Protect yourself?
00:21:04Please.
00:21:05If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:08Oh!
00:21:09Be real.
00:21:09Oh my god, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:12I need to get out of here!
00:21:13Okay, hang on.
00:21:14Careful!
00:21:19Ow!
00:21:22Oh my god.
00:21:23What a little whore.
00:21:30I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:35I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:40Not cool, Portia.
00:21:42Anderson!
00:21:46Hurry up.
00:21:47You're home late.
00:22:04You okay?
00:22:05I'm amazing.
00:22:06I love cleaning up after rich kids.
00:22:09It's my passionate life.
00:22:10I meant because of Portia.
00:22:13She went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:16Yeah.
00:22:17She's a bully.
00:22:18That's what bullies do.
00:22:22Why do you care?
00:22:24She's right.
00:22:26Why do I care?
00:22:27I don't.
00:22:29Obviously.
00:22:31But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my closet.
00:22:36Trust me.
00:22:37No one wants that more than me.
00:22:38Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:49Oh my god.
00:22:50How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:22:56Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:22:58I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:02Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:06I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:11It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything.
00:23:14And she was dying.
00:23:17So, I promise.
00:23:20Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:23Portia, she always wins.
00:23:26Always.
00:23:27I have to try.
00:23:29For my mom.
00:23:29Anderson?
00:23:33Shit.
00:23:34It's my father.
00:23:35You wanted a scene?
00:23:36Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:37Quick, go.
00:23:37Quick, quick.
00:23:43Father.
00:23:50What do you want?
00:23:51The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:23:56Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:23:57You think the business runs itself?
00:23:59I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:03And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:06Poor Anderson.
00:24:07It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:09I don't need you there.
00:24:10It's cool.
00:24:11What was that?
00:24:16Uh, my phone.
00:24:20Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:21Okay.
00:24:21Okay.
00:24:41Hi, I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:51We've got a big assignment together.
00:24:59You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:01Yes, that's me.
00:25:03I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:08Are you for real?
00:25:09I'm not trash.
00:25:11She's not like that, Father.
00:25:12My over-saved son is the heir to a great fortune and a renown name.
00:25:17And no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world.
00:25:21So, you can hump your little gold-digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:25Stop it, Father.
00:25:26I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:30The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:35Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:39Yes, sir.
00:25:41Look, I'm sorry.
00:25:49He's a super-rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:25:53I can't stay here.
00:25:56Where are you gonna go?
00:25:57Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:01He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:04Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:08I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:11I don't want her to go.
00:26:16Look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:20Okay, like, I don't care what he says.
00:26:22Do you?
00:26:22All right, I'll stay.
00:26:28Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:32Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, can you food stamps?
00:26:39Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:42Hmm, once or twice.
00:26:43Come on, come get it.
00:26:46Come on, come get it.
00:26:47My shoe!
00:26:50Are you wearing perfume, Trashcanistan?
00:27:08Let me guess, scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:12I don't want any trouble.
00:27:14And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:17Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:19Whatever you say.
00:27:20Good.
00:27:22And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:26What?
00:27:27Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:32Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:34Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:37I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:41Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:45Problems on.
00:27:46How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:48You're the one who started it.
00:27:49I just want to go to class.
00:27:50Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders of people who are worth
00:27:55ten of you?
00:27:57Newsflash, having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:01It says the pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:07On your knees, rag.
00:28:18Stop!
00:28:26Now lick like you love it.
00:28:29Now lick like you love it.
00:28:44Oh my God, it's my nose!
00:28:50Oh, shit.
00:28:51Sorry, Porsche.
00:28:53That's fine.
00:28:53Are you okay?
00:28:56No, of course I'm not okay.
00:28:58Is it broken?
00:29:00I don't know.
00:29:01Looks fine to me.
00:29:02Right, Miles?
00:29:03Straight.
00:29:05Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:07What?
00:29:07No.
00:29:08No.
00:29:08No.
00:29:09No.
00:29:09Have you got blackheads?
00:29:10No, shut up!
00:29:13Babe, you look great.
00:29:15You're always beautiful.
00:29:16Don't suck up to me!
00:29:17This is your fault!
00:29:25Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:28I owe you one.
00:29:29You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:32It hurts.
00:29:34You're so pretty.
00:29:36Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:40You're not wearing any pants.
00:29:54You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:29:56How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:03You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:07You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:09I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:12Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:13Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:15Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:21How about finish our assignment?
00:30:24I want an A.
00:30:25No, A plus.
00:30:27So, make it good, okay?
00:30:31But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:35It'll be character building.
00:30:36I hate you so much.
00:30:38Really?
00:30:39I barely think about you.
00:30:41Wait.
00:30:45Before you go, why did you throw the bullet at Portia today?
00:30:56Tell me the truth.
00:30:57It was a clean spike.
00:30:59Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:02It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:05Why'd you save me?
00:31:07Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:10She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:12So I'm beneath her?
00:31:14Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:17Sure.
00:31:18I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:20Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:23And I'll prove that when I'm named Prom Queen.
00:31:27Okay, look.
00:31:28In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:31Dude, hope you're ready to party.
00:31:34Yes, Edison.
00:31:36It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:38Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:40What do we do?
00:31:41What do we do?
00:31:41Dig something.
00:31:42Quick.
00:31:43Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:45Yo!
00:31:45Yeah, yeah.
00:31:46Come on, quick.
00:31:48Get in the bed.
00:31:49What?
00:31:49What?
00:31:50Yeah.
00:31:52Why don't you get me to hold my phone?
00:32:02Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:03It's gonna be a big night.
00:32:04And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:07I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:09Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know,
00:32:14You all were a woman.
00:32:16More than one.
00:32:17My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:19Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:23So, how are you really?
00:32:36How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:39Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:49Are you alright?
00:32:51Is there something wrong?
00:32:52Nope.
00:32:59What's under here?
00:33:07What's under here?
00:33:10Nothing.
00:33:11All good.
00:33:12Just, um,
00:33:14It's worth some volleyball practice.
00:33:18Alright, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:21Yeah.
00:33:21I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:25Cool.
00:33:26Porsche, let's go.
00:33:33Thank God I nearly suffocated.
00:33:36Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:37You're the best.
00:33:38Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:43And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:46Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:47Sorry.
00:33:48Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:50Wait, is that...
00:33:52Oh my God.
00:33:53Ew.
00:33:54Ew, ew, ew.
00:33:56Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps.
00:33:58And get our assignment done.
00:34:00Let me guess.
00:34:10That's better.
00:34:12Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:15No, never.
00:34:19And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:21Don't change the subject.
00:34:24You were actually nice to me for once.
00:34:28So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:34Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:43You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:46Never in my lifetime.
00:34:48Because I still hate you.
00:34:49Hate you more.
00:34:50It took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:02Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:05So, I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:10A hundred percent.
00:35:12Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:15Now, help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:19Shit.
00:35:20Well done, food stamps.
00:35:24You got me.
00:35:29You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:35Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:36I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:37You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:35:55How am I supposed to do that?
00:35:57Be you?
00:35:57Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:01Huh?
00:36:02Band kids are easy.
00:36:03Just feed them.
00:36:14Drama kids, crave attention.
00:36:16Just take a selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:19Uh, hey guys.
00:36:21Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:24Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:26Oh my god, love it.
00:36:36Thanks guys.
00:36:37Oh my god.
00:36:38As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:39Yeah, sorry.
00:36:46No chance.
00:36:47What do you mean?
00:36:48I need their votes to win.
00:36:49Yeah, you're screwed.
00:36:52Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:36:55So what do you got?
00:36:58Boobs.
00:37:01And I can be popular.
00:37:03And I got boobs.
00:37:05You got any gold medals?
00:37:07No.
00:37:08You got any scholarships?
00:37:10No.
00:37:11But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:16And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament,
00:37:21where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:25On the blue team, Harper and Anderson.
00:37:28So, who are we playing against?
00:37:32And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:36You're shitting me.
00:37:38I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:41That's what she said.
00:37:43It is literally what she said.
00:37:45Yo, Anderson.
00:37:46Looking good, man.
00:37:47Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:49What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:50I'm so scared I'll beat you.
00:37:55I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:37:59Let's play, then.
00:38:02Let's go.
00:38:03Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:04Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:07You guys killed me.
00:38:09Okay.
00:38:10My potential voters are here.
00:38:12Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:15You got this, okay?
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:20Oh, what a hit.
00:38:28Woo-hoo!
00:38:29Woo-hoo!
00:38:31Eat there, fish!
00:38:32Woo-hoo!
00:38:33Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:38Hey!
00:38:38Oh, and the spike from Anderson.
00:38:47It's cool.
00:38:49We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:52At least I have a daddy.
00:38:53Let's go!
00:38:56We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:38:59So you can train a pig to smile!
00:39:28What?
00:39:29I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:31I mean, us.
00:39:32We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:34He's competitive.
00:39:35And I'm hot.
00:39:36There's no way I'm letting the school janitor beat me,
00:39:38not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:41Oh my god, Irvin LeBerick!
00:39:43You're dead!
00:39:45You're dead!
00:39:57Hey, you okay?
00:40:00Portia, that was bullshit!
00:40:02Boo!
00:40:03Boo!
00:40:04You suck!
00:40:05Get out of here!
00:40:06Lame!
00:40:07Whatever.
00:40:08What is that?
00:40:09You gotta be kidding me.
00:40:10Followers are gonna hate me.
00:40:11You got this, okay?
00:40:12Come on.
00:40:27Oh my god.
00:40:29Is that Portia?
00:40:30Whoa, babe.
00:40:31Tell us some hate.
00:40:32Are you okay?
00:40:33Do I look okay?
00:40:34Can you help?
00:40:35Please?
00:40:36Great game.
00:40:37Awesome final serve.
00:40:38My followers are going crazy for you.
00:40:39Yeah, she smashed it.
00:40:40Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:40:41Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:40:42Yeah, do it.
00:40:43We'll vote for you.
00:40:44Go.
00:40:45Go.
00:40:46Go.
00:40:47Go.
00:40:48Go.
00:40:49Go.
00:40:50Go.
00:40:51Go.
00:40:52Go.
00:40:53Go.
00:40:54Go.
00:40:55Go.
00:40:56Go.
00:40:57Go.
00:40:58Go.
00:40:59Go.
00:41:00Go.
00:41:01Go.
00:41:02Go.
00:41:03Go.
00:41:04Go.
00:41:05Go.
00:41:06Go.
00:41:07That's like a whole team here.
00:41:08Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:09You're gonna be viral.
00:41:10Wow.
00:41:11This might work after all.
00:41:13And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:17She's gone.
00:41:19I will kill her.
00:41:21It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:22Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen.
00:41:24I'm Prom Queen.
00:41:25She's fucking poverty queen.
00:41:27She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:30Who cares?
00:41:31Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:34And she's changing him.
00:41:36She might not change you too.
00:41:38Portia, you've been Prom Queen like every year.
00:41:42It's starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:45Or?
00:41:46Needy.
00:41:47Needy.
00:41:48I was just joking.
00:41:51I didn't mean it.
00:41:52Why aren't you supporting me?
00:41:54Why is everything changing?
00:41:56Just go.
00:41:57Go.
00:41:58I'm fine.
00:41:59I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:04I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:25I'm gonna fuck you up, you three-shot charisma vacuum.
00:42:33Happy Valentine.
00:42:47For you.
00:42:48A.
00:42:49Wait.
00:42:50Wait.
00:42:51Did Anderson just get me a valentine?
00:42:52No.
00:42:58What the fuck?
00:42:59Someone else is giving Harper a valentine?
00:43:02I know.
00:43:03She looks like a walking cock softener to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:07Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:16It will.
00:43:17That's weird.
00:43:18He's making it sound like it's not from him.
00:43:20So, who's it from?
00:43:22Oh, hey!
00:43:23That's mine!
00:43:24Give it back!
00:43:25How do you know?
00:43:26Hadn't know?
00:43:27Yeah?
00:43:28Who from?
00:43:31Don't even know.
00:43:32But when I find out, I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:36Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:37Tastes kinda weird.
00:43:38Typical trustful jerk.
00:43:39Always taking a heavy...
00:43:40Anderson?
00:43:41Oh, what the fuck?
00:43:42Anderson!
00:43:43Anderson!
00:43:44What?
00:43:45Help!
00:43:46Anderson!
00:43:47Help!
00:43:48Help!
00:43:49Help!
00:43:50Shit!
00:43:51It's drugs!
00:43:53That was meant for me.
00:43:54Anderson!
00:43:55We got...
00:43:56Yep.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:00The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:01It is about to commence.
00:44:02Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:04Oh, sorry.
00:44:05Ah.
00:44:06Oh, sorry.
00:44:07Um.
00:44:08Uh.
00:44:09Wake up!
00:44:10Oh, come on.
00:44:11Oh, come on.
00:44:12Shit!
00:44:13It's drugs.
00:44:14That was meant for me.
00:44:15Anderson, wake up!
00:44:16Yep!
00:44:17Okay.
00:44:18Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:20The Dean Awards are today!
00:44:21It is about to commence.
00:44:22Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:24Oh, sorry.
00:44:25Uh...
00:44:26Anderson.
00:44:27Oh my god.
00:44:34They don't need you.
00:44:36Rex, you're heavy.
00:44:40Just fine.
00:44:42Wake up.
00:44:42Wake up.
00:44:52Anderson, please wake up.
00:44:55Oh my god.
00:45:15Finally.
00:45:20I've been waiting.
00:45:25No, no, we don't have time to do this really nice thing.
00:45:36Yeah, we do.
00:45:37No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:39Shit, what's going on?
00:45:42Why do I feel so wrong?
00:45:43I'll explain later.
00:45:44Okay, we need to go.
00:45:47Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:50Oh, that's so lame.
00:45:51Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry clothes
00:45:56and we need to go.
00:45:59Okay, luckily, we had a spare shirt that we've also found.
00:46:02So, you can do with this and I will do with more of that.
00:46:09Okay, you gotta help me in.
00:46:10Yep.
00:46:11Yep, that's it.
00:46:13Good little big boy.
00:46:19Cool.
00:46:19You're not ready, babe.
00:46:29What?
00:46:30Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing
00:46:36you?
00:46:37We don't have time for this.
00:46:40You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:43Calling Anderson Savage.
00:46:44Please make your way to the dean's office.
00:46:46Yep, yep, go, go.
00:46:47Oh, where are we?
00:46:47Oh, you're staying?
00:46:48Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:49Oh, yep.
00:46:53This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:46:56Okay, confidence.
00:46:58Confidence.
00:46:59He's here.
00:47:01Call.
00:47:02Just in time, Anderson.
00:47:03A step forward, please.
00:47:06So, this is for your courage.
00:47:09Above and beyond the call of duty.
00:47:12Congratulations.
00:47:13Yes.
00:47:14Mr. Savage.
00:47:18You have made us all very proud at Cavendish Hall.
00:47:24Thank you, sir.
00:47:29He looks great.
00:47:35What did you do to earn this?
00:47:38Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:41Right here, actually.
00:47:44Wait.
00:47:46You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:49It was all over TV.
00:47:50And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:47:53Dude, what's his problem?
00:47:54What you did was so brave.
00:47:57Thanks.
00:47:57No, seriously.
00:47:58I'm proud of you, Truston.
00:48:01You should wear this every day.
00:48:07Are you serious?
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:09No.
00:48:09You're a feeling of no control.
00:48:12Try to push it down.
00:48:16Wait.
00:48:18Did we shower together?
00:48:22Why?
00:48:22Don't you remember?
00:48:24Not really.
00:48:25I know you were there.
00:48:27And?
00:48:29And you were wet?
00:48:32I don't know.
00:48:33It's fuzzy.
00:48:34He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:38I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:41Okay.
00:48:43I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:45That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:48Nope.
00:48:49That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:51You sure are not holding out on me food stamps?
00:48:54Why would I do that?
00:48:56I don't know.
00:48:58Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:02No, no, no.
00:49:04You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:05I promise.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:07Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:10Got to go find my prong dress.
00:49:12I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:16Good at taking them off.
00:49:17Not so much at buying them.
00:49:19Okay.
00:49:19Information I did not need to know.
00:49:22I'll see you later.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:28Hey, Harper.
00:49:32What you did today, thank you.
00:49:51Is that for prom?
00:49:52Uh, kinda.
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:55It's cool.
00:49:56Very, very cool.
00:49:57So it's not?
00:49:59Show me.
00:49:59Seriously?
00:50:02You're not gonna show me.
00:50:03It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:05That's for weddings.
00:50:06Come on.
00:50:07I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:16I know, I know.
00:50:18It's a poop emoji.
00:50:19Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:23I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:25I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:28Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:32I'll figure it out.
00:50:33Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:35Just go.
00:50:37Go.
00:50:38Okay.
00:50:38Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:45No.
00:50:46This is important.
00:50:47I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:50:51Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:50:57Okay.
00:50:58Okay, Mom.
00:51:00Cavendish, Harvard, home queen.
00:51:01I'll do it all.
00:51:02I'll do it all for you.
00:51:03I'll do it all for you.
00:51:10Mom.
00:51:13Mom.
00:51:19Shit.
00:51:22I'm so screwed.
00:51:23I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:32Hey.
00:51:33I need you to do something for me.
00:51:39Note to self.
00:51:40Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:46Correction, Harper.
00:51:47Have parents.
00:51:53Food stamps.
00:51:54You need to come with me.
00:51:55I can't.
00:51:56Prom's only four hours away.
00:51:57I have to make this work.
00:51:58Harper.
00:51:59Trust me.
00:52:01Okay?
00:52:01Okay.
00:52:03Don't worry.
00:52:16My dad's away in a business trip.
00:52:18Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:20Yes.
00:52:22T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:24The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:27Him and his team are going to create some serious magic.
00:52:32What?
00:52:32Anderson, no.
00:52:33This is way too much.
00:52:34Look.
00:52:35Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:36Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like...
00:52:39Not like this.
00:52:40Why not?
00:52:41Because I can't afford it.
00:52:43Okay?
00:52:44I've spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:52:48I know.
00:52:49Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:51Okay?
00:52:53Why are you doing this for me?
00:52:55Because I want you to have the best.
00:52:57It doesn't matter.
00:53:00Just enjoy it.
00:53:01Okay?
00:53:01Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:04She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:09Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:12But we hate each other.
00:53:14We sure do.
00:53:14You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:16You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:18And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:20Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:23So, every favor has a price.
00:53:24Is that it?
00:53:25Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:29You know, like my...
00:53:31car.
00:53:36All right.
00:53:37I'll do it.
00:53:38Great.
00:53:39Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:41I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:47Be gentle on me.
00:53:48I'm a makeover virgin.
00:53:51Even better.
00:53:52This will be fun.
00:53:55Okay.
00:53:56Sit.
00:53:56Let's go.
00:53:57Color.
00:53:58Yes.
00:53:59Black.
00:53:59Funeral.
00:54:01Oh, how good is this?
00:54:04Ooh, fun trap.
00:54:06Catch.
00:54:07It's okay.
00:54:07We'll get there.
00:54:09Yes.
00:54:10Yes.
00:54:12Sparkle.
00:54:13Ooh, pretty.
00:54:14Go.
00:54:15Come on.
00:54:20No.
00:54:22It's getting close.
00:54:29I am amazing.
00:54:31You really did it this time.
00:54:33Are you ready to go?
00:54:34Man, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:44And she'll accept them.
00:54:46She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:51Don't, Hamilton.
00:54:52Need to be with you.
00:54:53What?
00:54:53Tonight's our night.
00:54:56Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:54:58Shit.
00:55:04Sorry.
00:55:05Got an issue.
00:55:06Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:08Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:10Okay, girl.
00:55:11Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:13Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:28Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:34Wow.
00:55:35It's like a dream.
00:55:36I'm sorry.
00:55:37I'm sorry.
00:55:37I'm sorry.
00:55:37I'm sorry.
00:55:37I'm sorry.
00:55:37I'm sorry.
00:55:38I'm sorry.
00:55:39I'm sorry.
00:55:39I'm sorry.
00:55:40I'm sorry.
00:55:41I'm sorry.
00:55:43Where is Anderson?
00:55:50He should have come running.
00:55:51How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:55:54Waiting for someone?
00:55:57We need to talk.
00:55:59Seriously.
00:56:00Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:02It's not working out.
00:56:03So who's it working out for then?
00:56:05Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:09Am I really doing this?
00:56:10What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:15They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:18Me.
00:56:20Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:22Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:23Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:25Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:28Oh my god.
00:56:43Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:46That dress is fire.
00:56:48She looks so hot.
00:56:52How can a bigger like her afford that dress?
00:56:55Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:17Hey, food stamps.
00:57:18You look amazing.
00:57:23You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:29Um, may I?
00:57:40Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:41Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:44Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:48Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:57:54Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:57:58That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:01So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:06You're joking.
00:58:08I'm not.
00:58:08Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:15Obviously, because of me.
00:58:16I mean, I chose the dress.
00:58:18I'd say they got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:20So, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:24Are we going to dance or what?
00:58:26I so want to more than anything.
00:58:29But, can I trust this?
00:58:31I don't know.
00:58:31I don't know.
00:58:38I don't know.
00:58:39I don't know.
00:58:40I don't know.
00:58:40I don't know.
00:58:41I don't know.
00:58:42Okay.
00:58:44Put your hands here.
00:58:50Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:51Be cool, Portia.
00:59:54What is happening?
00:59:55That crown is mine.
00:59:56I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
00:59:59Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:00:04But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him.
01:00:07Wait, Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:13This isn't real.
01:00:14This isn't happening.
01:00:16It is.
01:00:17Don't deal with it.
01:00:19Sorry, Portia.
01:00:20I gotta go be king.
01:00:27Sorry, I'm playing.
01:00:28A new king and queen.
01:00:43Well done for the steps.
01:00:45I did it, Mom.
01:00:53Just like we promised, I'm prom queen.
01:00:57It's true.
01:00:59Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:03I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:01:07Friends to love her, right?
01:01:11It's you.
01:01:12Portia.
01:01:14Congratulations.
01:01:15Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave them a ton of money so you could win.
01:01:23I don't believe you.
01:01:25Makes sense to me.
01:01:27And me.
01:01:28Hey, Myers.
01:01:29Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:32Sex.
01:01:33Lots of.
01:01:34There you go.
01:01:36If the Myers know, then everyone knows.
01:01:40I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:43I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:45I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:46You're gonna make a fool of yourself.
01:01:48There's no way you beat me.
01:01:49Not in a million years.
01:01:51Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:01:56A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:01You know the truth, witch.
01:02:03You're nothing.
01:02:05You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:09You're trash.
01:02:11A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:17Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:19That's right.
01:02:21So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:24Oh, now you're getting it.
01:02:26And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:34Ouch.
01:02:36That is a good point.
01:02:37Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:42Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:02:45You're okay?
01:03:09I think so.
01:03:11What did you just do?
01:03:16She tripped on her hem.
01:03:17I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:19Bullshit.
01:03:21No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:23What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:26I think you fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:28I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:31Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:35I don't know.
01:03:36The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road head looks.
01:03:38Fuck you!
01:03:40What a bunch of lies.
01:03:42Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:43You okay?
01:03:44It's okay.
01:03:44It's okay.
01:03:45I'm okay.
01:03:48You're not okay.
01:03:51I got you.
01:03:54You okay?
01:03:55I will be.
01:03:58Okay.
01:03:59Now, don't go anywhere.
01:03:59Uh, I'm gonna take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:04Yeah.
01:04:05Is it bad?
01:04:06Yeah.
01:04:06It's gonna need some strapping.
01:04:11Can we talk?
01:04:12If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:16I have none.
01:04:17I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:26That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:29You went to see Portia?
01:04:30Hamilton.
01:04:32Well, her check.
01:04:33He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:35Poor guy.
01:04:36I don't understand.
01:04:38Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:42It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:44I don't love her.
01:04:45Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:48What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:52She always wants what she can't have, and I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:04:57Why didn't you just say that?
01:04:59Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:02Because I had to be sure.
01:05:03Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:06Let's face it.
01:05:07You never would have believed me.
01:05:09I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:12Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:15About a lot of things.
01:05:23Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:28Uh, I got you something.
01:05:30I thought it would go with your dress.
01:05:41Wow.
01:05:42They're so lovely.
01:05:44Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:47No, no, no.
01:05:48You've already been too generous.
01:05:50It's easy for me to be generous food stamps.
01:05:52I have a trust fund, remember?
01:05:53Oh, beautiful.
01:06:05They are beautiful.
01:06:08I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:12How's your ankle?
01:06:13Better.
01:06:14Better.
01:06:15They won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:18Says who?
01:06:21Really?
01:06:23Come on.
01:06:27Uh, okay.
01:06:29Put your feet on mine.
01:06:30Is this real?
01:06:46Is this really happening?
01:06:48I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:50I don't think it's right.
01:07:05I don't think this night could ever be.
01:07:15I don't know.
01:07:19I'm sorry.
01:07:24You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:07:49I know they went this way.
01:08:05Ennison has to listen to me.
01:08:07I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:09Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:14he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:16He'll see that.
01:08:19How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:25Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:37If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:42we don't need to hang.
01:08:45What?
01:08:46You're sick of me already?
01:08:47Hey, you're mine.
01:08:53But your dad still hates me.
01:08:56Yep.
01:08:58And you know what?
01:08:59He can go fuck himself.
01:09:01In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:04Come on.
01:09:11Hey.
01:09:12I want to be finished printing.
01:09:15Oh my god.
01:09:17It looks amazing.
01:09:18This is so good news for us.
01:09:20And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:24You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:27I think she probably slept like Eye of Newt in Ennison's coffee.
01:09:30And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:32Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:36This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:51This can't be happening.
01:09:53No.
01:09:57Give us a smile.
01:10:00Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:04You did this?
01:10:05No.
01:10:06You did the crime, remember?
01:10:09Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:11Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:15It's only fair that Ennison knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:18I'm horrible.
01:10:19And you're a thief.
01:10:21So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:24Half of it's missing.
01:10:26What?
01:10:27No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:28You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:29If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:34What the hell is this?
01:10:36This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:43Is this true?
01:10:44You have a police record?
01:10:47That is not true.
01:10:48I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:50Too funny.
01:10:52Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:10:56You feel bad, Rag.
01:10:56Yeah.
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:59Yeah.
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00Yeah.
01:11:00Yeah.
01:11:00Yeah.
01:11:04Tell me.
01:11:07There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:13He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:19What?
01:11:19To punish you?
01:11:20Yeah.
01:11:21He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:25You believe me, don't you?
01:11:27Harper.
01:11:28Don't answer that, son.
01:11:30Father, what are you doing here?
01:11:33Parshia called me.
01:11:34This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:37I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:40Mr. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:43Having trouble gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:11:49That's not fair.
01:11:50You don't know her.
01:11:53As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your
01:11:58scholarship revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:00In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:04What?
01:12:07Harper.
01:12:10Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:12Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:15Please don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:17Exactly. Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:24Harper.
01:12:29Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:33Come on.
01:12:38Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:40Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:47Come on.
01:13:03Call Harper.
01:13:13Call Hamilton.
01:13:15If I get over.
01:13:17Hey.
01:13:21Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:23Dude, look.
01:13:24Harper's run off.
01:13:25I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:28I need you to call her.
01:13:30Hopefully she'll pick up for you.
01:13:31Please, ma'am.
01:13:32I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:33This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:36Look, Hamilton.
01:13:37I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:39If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever and I'll never see her again.
01:13:43You've got to help me, ma'am.
01:13:44Please.
01:13:47Harper.
01:13:49Hey.
01:13:51Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:13:53Why do you suddenly care?
01:13:55Apologize to her.
01:13:57Do it now.
01:13:57I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:02I'm sorry about that.
01:14:05It's fine.
01:14:06Doesn't matter.
01:14:07None of it does.
01:14:08It's over now.
01:14:09Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:13Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:16She's right.
01:14:18I don't belong here.
01:14:20People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:25Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:28Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:30Yeah, I guess.
01:14:32With Anderson.
01:14:33Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe for them.
01:14:40Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:46Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:14:49It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:14:58You wore a men's watch.
01:15:00Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:06And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:12And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:15Let's hear it from Miss Leon.
01:15:17Thank you, sir.
01:15:19Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:24I took my jewelry off her gym.
01:15:26And then I found it stolen.
01:15:27And the Maya...
01:15:28Sorry.
01:15:30Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:34Normally, I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:38But it's not.
01:15:39It's the police's word, another young man's word, and Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:47Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:49I'm not evidence, but I worked so hard for this.
01:15:55Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:15:58It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:00You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:03Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:04Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship.
01:16:10I report this to the police.
01:16:14No.
01:16:16Stop.
01:16:19You all will need to see this.
01:16:21You all will need to see this.
01:16:22I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:30He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:33When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:36For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:38What you got over you?
01:16:39Have some dignity.
01:16:46Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:16:49Oh, my God.
01:16:54You found it.
01:16:55Oh, thank you.
01:16:58Yeah.
01:16:58I found it.
01:16:59In your bedside table.
01:17:01Is this true?
01:17:02I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:06She'll never be one of us.
01:17:07Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:10She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:13We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:16Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:23Your accusers say, oh, you have a very sincere apology.
01:17:27Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:28And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up this.
01:17:35Thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:39Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:43Please don't expel me.
01:17:44My parents will kill me.
01:17:49I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:17:52Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:17:55You think you've won, don't you?
01:17:57But you haven't.
01:17:58Not by a long shot.
01:18:01You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:04You'll both come to realize that.
01:18:06She's not like us.
01:18:07No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:09You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:11You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:14Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:16Four wives, all gone.
01:18:19Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:24Anderson, drop her.
01:18:26If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you, every time.
01:18:31Anderson.
01:18:31You don't mean that.
01:18:33Listen clearly.
01:18:34If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:38I hope he's right about you.
01:18:43Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:46With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:18:57Anderson, what did you just do?
01:18:58I stood up for my girl.
01:19:02So I'm your girl?
01:19:04So I'm your girl?
01:19:06Well, that depends.
01:19:09Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:12I don't know.
01:19:13What's that job entail?
01:19:15It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:17We'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:26And I'll probably say things like, I love you, Harper.
01:19:30I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:32Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:35I think I could handle all that.
01:19:39And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:43I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:48I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:02Come on, that's me.
01:20:03Come on, that's me.
01:20:13Miss Sullivan.
01:20:17What's this?
01:20:18Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:20They had some for me, too.
01:20:21Oh, shit.
01:20:23Sorry, Dean.
01:20:29Food stamps, just open it.
01:20:30It's my confirmation.
01:20:41I'm in.
01:20:42I'm definitely in.
01:20:43Oh, my God.
01:20:47I don't mean to steal your thunder, but...
01:20:50I got an early offer, too.
01:20:53Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:20:56Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:20:58Guess I'm going to have to try harder, then.
01:20:59It's perfect.
01:21:02Everything's perfect.
01:21:10Hey.
01:21:12Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:14You know that, right?
01:21:17I do.
01:21:29I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't imagine, I can't, I can't imagine the night.
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