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00:08survival diary date I don't remember anymore I woke up inside a fridge and
00:13the world had frozen a few moments later no signs of life only the silence of
00:20eternity and the fermented smell of forgotten socks I knew wearing sneakers
00:28with zero survival stats was a bad idea victim number one romance he died in the
00:36most romantic position possible kissing a rubber mannequin head rest easy my
00:41brother in chaos meanwhile Wow self-love really went physical this time life
00:50really does bloom in the darkest corners okay congratulations you're
00:55officially part of the forest now Zoe if this is a new fashion pose I seriously
01:03don't get it of all things to freeze with you chose bikinis seriously Zoe you
01:10don't sleep in beds you sleep in ecosystems huh wait what is this emergency sugar
01:16supply a few moments later behold the legendary monument of father and son
01:24huh his armpit has officially become a natural mosquito trap Wow meanwhile ah yes
01:36destructive skin care well well the destroyer finally shows his true form
01:46freeze everything in one second huh hairspray ah wait only five hours past one
01:55hour later glue melts with heat Wow here try some of this it'll help you feel better
02:01okay why does the afterlife taste like chili huh this is super lava congrats you're alive and medium rare
02:10meanwhile if the plants won't grow at least they'll smell rich huh oh W why is my alarm magical you
02:22look
02:22like you needed emotional hydration a few moments later pizza is he fresh cheesy and absolutely illegal at
02:30this wow meanwhile good news you're alive bad news skin care failed okay I
02:46pushed harder than my gym coach taught me why are you still standing there like a
02:50decorative plant great that potion definitely needs an antidote one hour later
02:56step three add something called moon jelly of unknown origin Wow this book
03:01really hates safety warnings that was definitely too much right wait I don't
03:08remember a stone-setting time oh no oh no no no I should have read the
03:15footnotes meanwhile Wow my nap lasted longer than expected was that a century or did I
03:23just hit the snooze button too hard bruh I feel surprisingly refreshed all right folks that's
03:28today's vlog lesson learned don't randomly mix divine potions from dusty books trust me waking up
03:34after a hundred years is not relaxing okay we have officially arrived at hype land and who should I
03:40prank first today you better be careful or the one getting pranked might be you and Abby eggs milk now
03:47bananas you look like a full-on gorilla dude keep talking like that and this gorilla might just snap
03:52you in half you know I just went to the bathroom for one minute and they all vanished seriously this
03:58is so annoying a few moments later after this race all the girls who like you will switch over to
04:14me
04:14those girls would overdose on your ridiculous amount of muscles meanwhile swing carousel challenge whoever
04:21loses has to clean the toilets for a whole month you in I'm not scared of you bring it on
04:27back off
04:30not a chance
04:35take that and accept your defeat
04:39ah
04:41dirty trick meanwhile
04:44huh so that's it pretty normal
04:50roomie mira and baby are all up on the carousel time to add a little extra excitement to this ride
04:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
05:04Ha ha! Now it's my turn!
05:13Genu! You dirty cheater!
05:17Now all three of them will be taking turns cleaning the toilets for a month!
05:24Meanwhile...
05:25I'll take you to a ride that'll make
05:26every pretty girl watching admire you.
05:29Huh?
05:31I just overheard that two manly guys
05:33are going on the teacup ride.
05:35I'll help them become even more attractive to the ladies.
05:39This spot has the best view for checking out girls,
05:42so they'll definitely sit here.
05:46A few moments later.
05:48I don't see any pretty girls around here at all.
05:50You seriously suck at flirting.
05:51Yeah, right.
05:52Like, you're any better.
05:55I'm bored here with you.
05:59Oh, no.
06:03Let's go find everyone to go home.
06:05There's nothing interesting here.
06:07Why is everyone looking at us and laughing?
06:10Because I'm way too handsome, obviously.
06:13A few moments later.
06:16These two guys seriously think all the girls love them,
06:19but the truth is their backsides are covered in pain.
06:21I could literally laugh myself to death.
06:24This is a special gift for our little princess.
06:27Let's see how she reacts to it.
06:29Ha ha.
06:31Have fun here, little baby.
06:33Huh?
06:33Huh?
06:39What the heck?
06:41Why are you here?
06:42Ah!
06:44Ah!
06:45Look at this.
06:47We're trekking.
06:48And those two behind us, one's carrying a rubber duck,
06:51and the other's got popcorn.
06:53Are you bringing eggs and milk to feed the birds?
06:56Huh?
06:56Huh?
06:57If you get hungry later, don't come calling me.
07:00Ha ha ha ha.
07:01If you keep holding that camera,
07:03when will we ever reach the top?
07:05Are you still mad at me for ripping your Pikachu underwear yesterday?
07:09Hmm.
07:10With the amount of perfume you're carrying,
07:13you could probably bathe the whole group.
07:15Ha ha ha.
07:16I hope this time you've brought something useful for the trip.
07:18Oh.
07:20I've got loads of makeup with me.
07:21Do you want to borrow some?
07:22Ha ha ha.
07:23Mira, your lipstick can't replace a trekking pole, you know?
07:27Ooh.
07:29So, what do you think of my preparation, roomie?
07:32Huh?
07:33Your shoes look like they could take you straight to the emergency room.
07:37If you don't want to meet your ancestors, change those shoes right now.
07:41Huh?
07:42I think you should take that duck and go play in the sea.
07:45Grrr.
07:45Just wait.
07:46I'll paraglide and land right on your face.
07:49Ha ha ha.
07:50With Zoe's personality, there's probably trouble coming.
07:54Let's hope she doesn't mess with that beehive.
07:57A few moments later.
07:59I just found the perfect dumbbell.
08:06I'll take the shortcut.
08:08Oh!
08:08The whole group will be surprised when they see me get there first.
08:12Spray perfume to attract some butterflies.
08:15Huh?
08:16Or maybe some beautiful girls.
08:19Ha ha ha ha.
08:20Who knows?
08:21Maybe someone will come and invite me to be a runway model.
08:27Looks like Mystery has ditched the ice skates.
08:30Or else I'll have to take him to the emergency room.
08:39A few moments later.
08:47Ugh!
08:49Zoe's such a wasteful eater, how did she drop popcorn here?
08:57What's that awful smell?
08:59Oh no!
09:00Help me!
09:01It smells like bird poop!
09:03That fall just ruined my makeup.
09:05I can't keep going unless I look good.
09:07Huh?
09:10I'm truly one of a kind, in case I get lost later but still find my way back.
09:15Rumi and Genu definitely wouldn't think of this.
09:18Ha ha ha!
09:18What?
09:22This arrangement should be fine, I won't get lost.
09:30I'll reach the top first, and I'm definitely gonna win, ha ha!
09:34Okay, I give up.
09:36I have no idea why I agreed to this trip.
09:43Ha ha ha!
09:44I found the fastest way to the top!
09:47Looks like Mira has given up.
09:49Then, let's see how we get down the mountain.
09:52But where is Genu?
09:54Here's Genu.
09:55You seem to be having a hard time.
09:57Hi guys!
10:01Looks like Mystery hasn't given up on his rollerblades yet, Gannett.
10:05And I wonder what's gonna happen next.
10:13Looks like you've got way too much protein in you.
10:16Ha ha ha ha!
10:19Hey!
10:20Where did everyone go?
10:23Looks like Baby has forgotten his rubber ducks.
10:28Ha ha ha!
10:33See you all back on the ground, okay?
10:36Hopefully no one ends up in the hospital.
10:38Wait, where did Genu go?
10:40Let's go to the waterpark with our group.
10:43Just got to the waterpark, and you two are already making me want to end the vlog and go home.
10:48Hold on, let me finish my lipstick.
10:50I'm not going down any slide looking ugly.
10:52Yeah, keep doing your makeup when it washes off later.
10:54Don't come crying to me for directions.
10:56What's going on, Zoe?
10:57Huh?
10:58I can't find the bottom half of my bikini.
11:01Am I supposed to cover myself with leaves like Tarzan?
11:04Are you planning to pour that way into the pool for a muscle bath, or what?
11:08Why are you carrying something as big as a fire extinguisher?
11:12Huh?
11:12You look like a mother hen leading a whole flock of ducklings.
11:16Ha ha ha ha!
11:17Cuter than your face, that's for sure.
11:19Ha ha ha ha!
11:20Oh wow, looks like Genu's busy flirting again.
11:24Guess it'll be a long time before he actually joins us on the water slides.
11:28Nope.
11:28How can I help you, sir?
11:31I need you to give me back my heart, could you do that?
11:34A few moments later.
11:36Can I borrow one of your bikinis?
11:38I forgot my swimsuit.
11:39Huh?
11:39That doesn't make any sense at all.
11:41But it's okay, you forget everything except how to cause trouble.
11:44Look, roomie, I just stole baby's sandals.
11:47Those sandals look as big as your entire room.
11:50Your face.
11:51Ha ha ha ha!
11:54Whew!
11:55I'm so talented, I can do multiple things at once.
11:59Wow!
12:00What flavor would you like, sir?
12:02Any flavor is fine, as long as it's as sweet as you.
12:05Huh?
12:07Ha ha ha ha!
12:08Can you stop bothering my chill zone for a second, Abby?
12:13Ha ha ha ha!
12:14Ha ha ha!
12:23A few moments later.
12:26I just finished changing into my bikini.
12:28Where did everyone go?
12:30Ha ha ha ha!
12:33Ha ha ha ha!
12:36Ha ha ha ha!
12:37Ha ha ha ha!
12:38Ha ha ha ha!
12:40floating around like this isn't really that fun huh water fight hey you ruined my ice cream
13:09how dare you flirt with my girlfriend let's see who slides the fastest whoever loses has to bark
13:16like a dog okay dad where are you going
13:51i'm stuck pull me out we're trying harder everyone it's not budging
13:58nope we're finally here at clearwater beach
14:01did you bring your rubber ducks of course they're my bodyguards
14:06a few moments later we just got here genu what on earth are you doing are you trying to attract
14:12girls looking like that a handsome and charming man must know how to protect his flawless skin
14:16you look like a talking birthday cake right now you're more likely to scare the pretty girls away
14:21cut it out go play somewhere else meanwhile can you seriously not take a single step without that duck
14:28you look like a little kid people probably think i'm your mom as long as i look cuter than you
14:31it's fine how dare you insult my defense system get out of here stop pecking the float those are my
14:39snacks meanwhile why did you bring that giant tub to the beach are you planning to mix drinks for
14:45every tourist here if i can't finish it i can always use it to shower later
14:54ah go away
14:58let's get a surfing shot for social media zoe if i fall please edit it to look nice okay don't
15:03make me look
15:04like a stranded fish you know the sun's shining pretty bright today but it's still not as bright
15:10as your smile oh really how many people have you said that to only you everyone else wasn't beautiful
15:17enough for me to risk saying it you're smooth too smooth honey i've been looking for you everywhere
15:24how dare you lie to me get away from me wait hold on just let me explain i can't believe
15:31you lied to me
15:32like this it's over what are you doing mira joke isn't funny at all serves you right you hopeless flirt
15:54do i look like an ancient warrior girls will flock around me
15:59why is there a jellyfish here it looks so cute
16:07haha eat my dust romance no way loser has to bark like a dog
16:21do you feed eggs to fish i need to load protein any time for the muscles
16:28are you serious you eat eggs non-stop pet your head is basically turning into an egg now
16:33not eating is how you end up tiny like you and no wonder your girlfriend dumped you
16:38you're so short can you even hit the ball
16:40i can hit your face so the ball won't be a problem
16:52i think you should go to your room and put on makeup even for beach volleyball i still have to
16:59look
16:59gorgeous look perfect already honestly this could be a whole beach photo shoot
17:13what the hell mystery you just snapped my lipstick we're playing beach volleyball here not hosting
17:19your makeup studio meanwhile what a refreshing and relaxing day
17:35oh my god swim
17:53what is that genu you look totally pathetic
17:58turn that camera off right now hey everyone welcome back to my vlogma today we're at this super fun water
18:04park
18:05whoa i'm only here because they said there's cup noodles flavored like pool water
18:09baby what are you planning to do with all these rubber ducks
18:14just in case the pool sinks
18:17abby are you afraid the park won't have food or what
18:21do you have boiled eggs and milk here too
18:25mystery where exactly are you fishing in a water park
18:29obviously in the pool
18:33zoe i don't think your skin even needs sunscreen towel it's fine i'm just giving the pool some extra vitamin
18:39d
18:40i'll put on extra thick lipstick so if one layer fades there's still another underneath
18:48baby how did you even manage to bring rubber ducks inside
18:52i hmm hit them in my shorts i need to smell perfect to attract girls as charming and romantic as
19:01me
19:02a few moments later gotta warm up well before diving in don't want to give the pool a cramp
19:14no gym no problem tay i'll work on my back and chest at the pool but first protein time
19:20genu could you help me find my swim trunks the moment you started holding that board in front of you
19:25i knew something was up
19:29let's just hope no girl sees you walking like that to the locker room
19:34your turn will come genu meanwhile
19:41has anyone seen my shorts
19:43a few moments later
19:47do you think it's thick enough now so the lipstick and foundation won't wash off
19:53mystery i'm scared of heights and my legs are shaking already
19:56if you want to slide past fear you gotta climb higher than it
20:00mira see we're sliding faster than fear itself
20:03yeah we're so fast my heart left before i did
20:09i only made it to the last cotton candy why is my stomach already rebelling
20:16actually this isn't as bad as i thought
20:22you're about to witness
20:24the baby-faced assassin
20:28genu did you see where my shorts went
20:31i'm luckier than abby hut
20:33at least i don't need a floaty to get to the locker room
20:44next time i meet tarzan
20:46i'm challenging him to a duel
20:53i've walked all day and still couldn't find a girl as romantic as me
20:56guess i'll just rest and smell fabulous instead
21:07my ice cream
21:08a few moments later
21:10maybe i'll switch to a new lipstick when i get home
21:13one that's waterproof and survival proof
21:17don't you dare baby
21:18i just finished my makeup
21:20perfect
21:21you're totally rocking the aqua gothic look now
21:25a few moments later
21:29i was wrong when i said this was comfy
21:32hmm
21:33how many showers will it take to lose this smell
21:38zoe don't go into the pool tank or we're all going home early
21:41i need a whitening bath or i'll look like i just came back from the grave
21:45hi guys today we will compete to see who is the bravest in our group
21:49i haven't even put on any makeup yet
21:51and i want to go out with my duck
21:53hey girl
21:54i have a superpower
21:56what superpower
21:57i have a superpower that when i close my eyes i see you
22:01hey want to go watch a movie tonight little sis
22:04yeah
22:04will you stop with your flirting
22:06are we here to hang out or to see your flirting
22:08go find him
22:10a few moments later
22:11are you sure you won't cry roomie
22:14i'm not crying out of fear
22:15i'm crying because you look absolutely ridiculous
22:20what the hell are you doing with that rubber duck
22:22i have to tie lucky the duck to a string first let him dance with me he's my best friend
22:27if i fall please pick up my duck first he'll probably be traumatized
22:31put that duck away if you want to jump
22:33we already look emotionally unstable enough as it is
22:36now it's our team's turn and the three of us will show them who is the bravest
22:40if they lose i'll make them scrub the toilet for a week
22:49wow what a rush
22:50this is amazing this is amazing woohoo
23:01pull me up somebody help me get me down from here
23:11oh no my duck fell down
23:16meanwhile
23:16just warming up
23:18uh uh you're blocking the entire climbing line
23:22i thought we were looking for the others to play games why are you standing here eating clouds
23:27relax my stomach needs loading before the fun begins
23:31ow look at the tiny puppies trembling
23:35genu and baby
23:40look at you baby did your pants get sweaty or did something else happen
23:44roomie turn the camera off
23:53meanwhile
23:53ma'am i'd like to know what my soulmate looks like let me see oh interesting the cards say your
24:00soulmate is
24:00standing right in front of you huh ma'am check again i refuse to have a cold muscle packed soul
24:06mate
24:07wait we're actually climbing i thought we were just taking pictures
24:10all right time to prove my worry make sure you film my good angle even if i'm dangling for my
24:15life
24:16miss miss these high heels are not suitable for rock climbing
24:19okay then i will find another pair of shoes
24:24i'll find another pair of shoes
24:24i'm ready ma'am
24:26ah your harness strap is wrapped around your leg
24:31i'm already sweating my mascara is gonna melt
24:35a few moments later
24:39do you see a restroom anywhere
24:41my stomach is not okay
24:43i told you not to eat that serves you right
24:55meanwhile
24:55look at me i'm so high up already hey
25:02don't shake it my nails are gonna break
25:08ouch
25:11ow whose shoe was that
25:15oops that was my shoe sorry hi guys hi farn
25:25out of my way i'm winning this race
25:28you bumped into me
25:30out of my way
25:33why did i think this was a good idea
25:35i can't feel my arms
25:39next time let's just play bowling
25:41meanwhile great everyone else gets to have fun and i'm stuck here
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