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00:00:00Okay, mom, here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17Then Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:24Voted prime queen.
00:00:25Prime queen, mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:33Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even me is someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:53Don't look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom.
00:00:59I think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Have you figured it out?
00:01:01I'm running with Hamilton, so I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:07Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:41Hey, wake up.
00:01:42Relax.
00:01:46Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey, come on.
00:01:53Wake up, wake up.
00:01:54My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:19Oh, what the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:27Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:29Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:37Have not.
00:02:39He means people from Trashkanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer,
00:02:46sure that hair screams juvie.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:07Why are you entire assholes?
00:03:12Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving me a push that lift, by the way.
00:03:19I wish I could do it.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him
00:03:26to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah, no problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet
00:03:32our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stomp it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:51Oh my God, that's insane.
00:03:58You?
00:03:58Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:03Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:05Portia, please.
00:04:07How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or like, shopping at Walmart for?
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:16Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:25Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:41I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:47You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is, is this seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:10What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:13That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:32Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:36You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:37Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:44Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:00My pendant.
00:06:10I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:13I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it and think of me.
00:06:26I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:30Where is it?
00:06:34Home.
00:06:35I could have put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41You're home.
00:06:43Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:47If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:10I'll take this as interest.
00:07:14Great, Harper.
00:07:15Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:32Get off me, creep!
00:07:39Yay!
00:07:47Get off me, creep!
00:07:56That was it.
00:07:56I mean you're not my usual type but if you're that desperate in your dreams you arrogant
00:08:25assholes
00:08:26going somewhere I want my necklace back thief what are you talking about my pendant you took it this
00:08:41morning after you drove into me okay get real why would I want anything you have and it was
00:08:47barely a tap I don't believe you but I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:08:54I missed you I missed you too
00:08:58does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend
00:09:04it's not what it looks like really how about how this looks thanks for getting a portion of the lift
00:09:13by the way it would kill Hamilton if he saw this
00:09:15okay how much do you want to delete it I don't want your money I want my necklace back
00:09:26I told you I don't have it shit I think he's telling the truth
00:09:30yeah he needs $500 to delete that pic I don't want your money then what do you want
00:09:42I need somewhere to live my creepy landlord just doubled my rent and the way he looks at me I just
00:09:51I don't feel safe
00:09:53wait if you promise to keep my secret
00:10:04you can stay here
00:10:07deal
00:10:10uh which side is mine
00:10:17no side this is where you're sleeping
00:10:19what no I'm not living in your freaking closet this isn't what we agreed to
00:10:24I said you could stay I didn't say where
00:10:26but I'd be sleeping with your shoes
00:10:29yeah they won't mind
00:10:31I'm mine
00:10:33look my father total hard ass there is no way he'd let you stay
00:10:38so he can't know about this take it or leave it
00:10:41who am I kidding beggars can't be choosers
00:10:45all right we have a deal
00:10:48hold up there will be rules
00:10:51oh definitely I know what you spoil rich boys alike
00:10:55one don't talk to me at school we are not friends
00:11:00gladly two keep your hands to yourself
00:11:03three same goes to you no checking out my six pack
00:11:07four no falling in love with me
00:11:10deal
00:11:13I need to pack my stuff before
00:11:25you have a key to my apartment
00:11:32I'm the landlord
00:11:34this is my property
00:11:36doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:11:38are you going to accept my gender's offer
00:11:40I'm leaving I'll be gone in a minute
00:11:43hey you signed the lease
00:11:45you doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it
00:11:48I'm gonna need 500 for breaking that lease
00:11:51let me go let me go
00:11:54500 dollars
00:11:55let me go
00:11:56or you can work it off
00:11:59let me
00:12:02let me
00:12:03let me
00:12:07keep still
00:12:15get off her
00:12:19get off her
00:12:21what the fuck is wrong with you
00:12:24you better get out of here
00:12:30before I knock your teeth out
00:12:31hey
00:12:39come on
00:12:40let's get you out of here
00:12:41hey
00:12:46I got you
00:12:47I'm okay I just need a moment
00:12:50I can't believe you saved me
00:13:00why does she feel so good in my arms
00:13:03god you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps
00:13:07you're gross you know that
00:13:09oh man
00:13:13this mattress is so soft
00:13:16it's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:17you think I'm jealous of your bed
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:23that's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:27thanks food stamps
00:13:28what's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end of four anyway
00:13:32it was my mother's
00:13:35so it's like a family heirloom
00:13:37yeah something like that
00:13:40except I don't have a family anymore
00:13:43goodnight dress fund
00:13:47come on
00:14:01where's this stupid necklace
00:14:03and it must mean a lot to her
00:14:08getting food stamps
00:14:19one time off
00:14:20or you can be late
00:14:22does it have a handle or
00:14:25thanks for the ride
00:14:37trust fund
00:14:38I need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:42give me your hands
00:14:43are you gonna be gross again
00:14:45just give me your hands
00:14:48where was it how did you find it
00:14:55what is wrong with me
00:14:56why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her
00:15:00you lied to me last night
00:15:03you had it this whole time didn't you
00:15:06that's how she sees me
00:15:07yep
00:15:08that's right
00:15:10just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:13you're disgusting
00:15:16get off me
00:15:21that's the second time you slapped me
00:15:25guess who's walking to school
00:15:27enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:29come on
00:15:31get out
00:15:32shoot
00:15:32are you serious
00:15:362,000 words on the civil war
00:15:58guaranteed eight
00:15:59thank you
00:16:00hey
00:16:07keep that back
00:16:08ha
00:16:09selling school homework
00:16:10you know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students
00:16:14shit he's gonna use this against me
00:16:17you blab on me
00:16:18I'll blab on you
00:16:20usually assure destruction
00:16:21relax food stamps
00:16:23I'm not gonna rat you out
00:16:24in the meantime
00:16:26try to be
00:16:28a better person
00:16:30Oh, my God!
00:16:32Oh, my God!
00:16:34Oh, my God!
00:16:36Oh, my God!
00:16:38That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches!
00:16:54Oh, my God!
00:17:06Oh, my God!
00:17:08It's Trashcanistan.
00:17:10Our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner.
00:17:14How precious.
00:17:16Toilet cleaner.
00:17:18How appropriate.
00:17:22No.
00:17:24No, wait!
00:17:26No! Stop! Stop!
00:17:28No!
00:17:30No!
00:17:32No!
00:17:34No!
00:17:36I only have one uniform!
00:17:38Please!
00:17:40Harper.
00:17:46What was that?
00:17:48No.
00:17:50No.
00:17:51No.
00:17:52That must be wrong.
00:17:53Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:54Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:56Woo-hoo!
00:17:58Come on.
00:18:00What's going on?
00:18:02Is this some type of game?
00:18:04Seven minutes in heaven.
00:18:05You've never played before?
00:18:06You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:08And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:10Nudity is highly encouraged.
00:18:12Damn, bro!
00:18:14Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:16Yeah.
00:18:17I want to say that name.
00:18:18Show it to me.
00:18:19Now.
00:18:20Might as well get it over with.
00:18:21What's wrong?
00:18:22Too scared to play?
00:18:23No.
00:18:24No.
00:18:25No.
00:18:26No.
00:18:27No.
00:18:28No.
00:18:29No.
00:18:30No.
00:18:31No.
00:18:32No.
00:18:33No.
00:18:34No.
00:18:35No.
00:18:36No.
00:18:37No.
00:18:38No.
00:18:39No.
00:18:40No.
00:18:41No.
00:18:42No.
00:18:43No.
00:18:44No.
00:18:52Give me that.
00:18:53Yes.
00:18:56Just take it.
00:19:01Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:06None of your business.
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me.
00:19:10Plus, I know you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:12You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:15Straight back at you.
00:19:16This is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:19What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:21We need a kiss.
00:19:27Everyone's gonna know if we don't.
00:19:28Just two seconds.
00:19:30Enough to mess up your lipstick.
00:19:33And make it look good.
00:19:45This is ridiculous.
00:19:46Hey.
00:19:47You think I want this?
00:19:50Put that away.
00:19:54Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:19:56I'm not a fool.
00:20:15My necklace!
00:20:16Oh!
00:20:19Oh!
00:20:20That's my boy!
00:20:21That bitch.
00:20:23I can't let her sew Anderson from me.
00:20:25My hair is cutting you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:27Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:28Let me just...
00:20:29Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:31How could it hurt?
00:20:33Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:37Lucky girl.
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:41If you know what I mean.
00:20:43Go, Andy!
00:20:45Hold still for a sec.
00:20:47I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:49I need to get out of here now.
00:20:51Just take a deep breath.
00:20:53I can't breathe.
00:20:55Try to think of something else.
00:20:57Anything else.
00:20:59Okay. Why did you really pick me?
00:21:01Why do you care?
00:21:03Because we're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:05So if you have a crush on me,
00:21:07I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:09Protect yourself? Please.
00:21:11If anyone has a crush on anyone,
00:21:13it's you on me.
00:21:15Oh! Be real.
00:21:17You're so full of your soap.
00:21:19I need to get out of here!
00:21:20Okay, hang on.
00:21:21Careful!
00:21:26Ow!
00:21:29Oh, my God.
00:21:35What a little whore.
00:21:37I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way
00:21:39into Anderson's pants.
00:21:43I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:47Not cool, Portia.
00:21:49Anderson!
00:21:53Hurry up.
00:21:55You're home late.
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing.
00:22:13I love cleaning up after rich kids.
00:22:15It's my passionate life.
00:22:17I meant because of Portia.
00:22:19She went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24She's a bully.
00:22:25That's what bullies do.
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:32She's right.
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:34I don't.
00:22:36Obviously.
00:22:38But I'd hate for you to quit
00:22:39before you save up enough money to,
00:22:41you know, move out of my closet.
00:22:43Trust me.
00:22:44No one wants that more than me.
00:22:46Hey, you know,
00:22:48signing up for every extracurricular club
00:22:50the school offers
00:22:52isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:56Oh, my God.
00:22:57How does he know I promised Mom
00:22:58I'd be prom queen?
00:23:03Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:09Then why sign up to every extracurricular club
00:23:11the school offers?
00:23:13I promised my mom
00:23:16I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:18It was important to her
00:23:19that I wouldn't miss out on anything
00:23:21and she was dying.
00:23:24So, I promise.
00:23:27Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins.
00:23:33Always.
00:23:34I have to try.
00:23:36For my mom.
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:40Shit, it's my father.
00:23:41You wanted to see?
00:23:42Shh.
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:44Quick, go, wait.
00:23:50Father.
00:23:57What do you want?
00:23:58The, um, Dean's Awards are this week?
00:24:02Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:09And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:12Poor Anderson.
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:15I don't need you there.
00:24:16I don't need you there.
00:24:17It's cool.
00:24:21What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone.
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:29Phil pocket.
00:24:42Hi, I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:58We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:08Yes, that's me.
00:25:09I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:15Are you for real?
00:25:16I'm not trash.
00:25:18She's not like that, Father.
00:25:19My oversex son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:24And no slippery street slut is going to fuck her way into our world.
00:25:28So you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:32Stop it, Father.
00:25:33I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:35The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:42Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:46Yes, sir.
00:25:46Look, I'm sorry.
00:25:56He's a super rich dick hole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:03Where are you going to go?
00:26:05Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:07He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:11Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:15I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:18I don't want her to go.
00:26:23Look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:29All right, I'll stay.
00:26:34Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:39Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, candy food stamps.
00:26:46Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:49Hmm, once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:54My shoe!
00:26:55Oh!
00:26:56Oh, God.
00:26:57Oh, God.
00:27:13Are you wearing perfume, Trashcanistan?
00:27:16Let me guess.
00:27:18Scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:19I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you say.
00:27:27Good.
00:27:29And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:45I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world.
00:27:50So if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:52I'm so...
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it.
00:27:56I just want to go to class.
00:27:57Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall,
00:28:00rubbing shoulders of people who are worth ten of you?
00:28:04Newsflash.
00:28:05Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:09It says the pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:12On your knees, rag.
00:28:24Stop it.
00:28:24Now lick like you love it.
00:28:36Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:28:43Now lick.
00:28:46Like you love it.
00:28:50Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:28:55Sorry, Porsche.
00:29:00Fast fight.
00:29:00Are you okay?
00:29:03No, of course I'm not okay!
00:29:05Is it broken?
00:29:07I don't know.
00:29:08Looks fine to me.
00:29:09Right, Miles?
00:29:10Straight.
00:29:12Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What?
00:29:14No.
00:29:15No, no, no, no.
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:17No, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great.
00:29:22You're always beautiful.
00:29:23Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:24This is your fault!
00:29:32Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:35I owe you one.
00:29:36You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:39It hurts.
00:29:41You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:54You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:10You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:19Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:20Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:24How about finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A.
00:30:32No, A plus.
00:30:34So, make it good, okay?
00:30:38But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42It'll be character building.
00:30:43I hate you so much.
00:30:45Really?
00:30:46I barely think about you.
00:30:47Wait.
00:30:52Before you go.
00:30:54Why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth.
00:31:04It was a clean spike.
00:31:06Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:13Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:19So, I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:27Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named Prong Queen.
00:31:34Okay, look.
00:31:35In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:38Hey, dude, I hope you're ready to party.
00:31:41Yes, Anderson.
00:31:43It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:45Of course you can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:48Take something, quick.
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:52What?
00:31:52No.
00:31:53Yeah, yeah.
00:31:53Come on, quick.
00:31:55Get in the bed.
00:31:56What?
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:57What?
00:31:58What?
00:31:58What?
00:31:58What?
00:31:58What?
00:31:58What?
00:31:58What?
00:31:59What?
00:31:59What?
00:31:59What?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:10It's going to be a big night.
00:32:11And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:17Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:23More than one.
00:32:24My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:26Got to go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:30So, how are you, really, how are you really going to make it up to me?
00:32:49Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:56Are you all right?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:32:59Nope.
00:33:06What's under here?
00:33:14What's under here?
00:33:17Nothing.
00:33:18All good.
00:33:19Just, um, a bit sore from volleyball practice.
00:33:22All right, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:27Yeah, I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:33Porsche, let's go.
00:33:40Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:44You're the best.
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:49And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:54Sorry.
00:33:55Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:57Wait, is that...
00:33:59Oh my God.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps.
00:34:05And get our assignment done.
00:34:07That's better.
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:28Don't change the subject.
00:34:30You were actually nice to me, for once.
00:34:33So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:53Never in my lifetime.
00:34:55Because I still hate you.
00:34:56Hate you more.
00:35:03Took all night, but I finally completed your half-of-hour assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:12So I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:17A hundred percent.
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:22Now help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:29Load on food stamps.
00:35:31You got me.
00:35:33You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:42Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:43I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:01How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:05Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:09Band kids are easy.
00:36:10Just feed them.
00:36:21Drama kids, crave attention.
00:36:23And just take a selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:26Uh, hey guys.
00:36:28Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:31Can I get an autograph from you guys?
00:36:33Oh my god, love it.
00:36:43Thanks guys.
00:36:44Oh my god.
00:36:45As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:46Yeah, sorry.
00:36:53No chance.
00:36:54What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes to win.
00:36:56Yeah, you're screwed.
00:36:59Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs.
00:37:06And I can be popular.
00:37:10And I got boobs.
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No.
00:37:15You got any scholarships?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:22And welcome back to the Cavendish-Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament, where the only
00:37:28thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner on the blue team, Harper
00:37:33and Andrew.
00:37:35So, who are we playing against?
00:37:38And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:43You're shitting me.
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:48That's what she said.
00:37:50It is literally what she said.
00:37:52Yo, Anderson, looking good, man.
00:37:54Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:57What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:57Scared I'll beat you?
00:38:02I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:06Let's play, then.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:10Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:11Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:14Okay, my potential voters are here.
00:38:19Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:22You got this.
00:38:22Okay?
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:34Oh, what a hit!
00:38:35Woo!
00:38:36Woo!
00:38:36Woo!
00:38:36Woo!
00:38:36Woo!
00:38:37Woo!
00:38:37It's there, fish!
00:38:39Woo!
00:38:40Woo!
00:38:40Woo!
00:38:41Woo!
00:38:41Woo!
00:38:42Woo!
00:38:42Woo!
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:45Woo!
00:38:45Woo!
00:38:46Woo!
00:38:46Woo!
00:38:47Woo!
00:38:47Woo!
00:38:48Woo!
00:38:48Woo!
00:38:49Woo!
00:38:49Woo!
00:38:50Woo!
00:38:50Woo!
00:38:51Woo!
00:38:51Woo!
00:38:51Hey!
00:38:51Whoo!
00:38:52Oh, and this is Spike from Anderson.
00:38:54It's cool.
00:38:55We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:59At least I have a daddy.
00:39:00Let's go.
00:39:30So you can train a pig to smile.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:39I mean, us.
00:39:40We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:42He's competitive.
00:39:43And I'm hot.
00:39:44There's no way I'm letting the school generator beat me,
00:39:46not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:49Oh my God, Irving, let's go.
00:39:52You're dead.
00:40:00Hey, you okay?
00:40:08Portia, that was bullshit.
00:40:10Boo!
00:40:11Boo!
00:40:11You suck!
00:40:13Get out of here.
00:40:13Lame!
00:40:14Whatever.
00:40:15What is that?
00:40:16You gotta be kidding.
00:40:17Followers are gonna hate this.
00:40:19You got this, okay?
00:40:20Come on.
00:40:20Oh my God, is that Portia?
00:40:39Whoa, babe, tell us a minute.
00:40:40Are you okay?
00:40:41Do I look okay?
00:40:46Can you help?
00:40:48Please?
00:41:00Great game.
00:41:01Awesome final serve.
00:41:03My followers are going crazy for you.
00:41:05Yeah, she smashed it.
00:41:07Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:41:10Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:41:11Yeah, do it.
00:41:12We'll vote for you.
00:41:13That's like a whole team here.
00:41:15Taking out Portia like that, you're gonna be viral.
00:41:18Wow, this might work after all.
00:41:20And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:24She's gone.
00:41:26I will kill her.
00:41:28It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:30Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen.
00:41:32I'm Prom Queen.
00:41:33She's fucking Poverty Queen.
00:41:35She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:38Who cares?
00:41:39Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:42And she's changing him.
00:41:44She might not change you, too.
00:41:46Portia, you've been Prom Queen like every year.
00:41:50It's starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:53Or?
00:41:55Needy.
00:41:56Needy.
00:41:57I was just joking.
00:41:59I didn't mean it.
00:42:01Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:02Why is everything changing?
00:42:04Just go.
00:42:09Go.
00:42:10I'm fine.
00:42:14I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:17I'm gonna fuck you up, you thrift shop who is in a vacuum.
00:42:40Happy Valentine.
00:42:41I'm gonna fuck you up, you thrift shop who is in a vacuum.
00:42:44Happy Valentine.
00:42:47For you.
00:42:56A.
00:42:57Wait.
00:42:58Did Anderson just get me a Valentine?
00:43:05What the fuck?
00:43:07Someone else is giving Harper a Valentine?
00:43:09I know.
00:43:10She looks like a walking cocksopner to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:17I'll see you.
00:43:17But I don't know.
00:43:22Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:25It will.
00:43:25That's weird.
00:43:26He's making it sound like it's not from him.
00:43:28So who's it from?
00:43:30Oh, hey!
00:43:31That's mine.
00:43:32Give it back.
00:43:32How do you know?
00:43:34Had a note.
00:43:35Yeah?
00:43:36Who from?
00:43:39Don't even know.
00:43:40But when I find out, I'm going to say some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:49Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:51Tastes kind of weird.
00:43:53Typical trust fund jerk.
00:43:55Always taking every...
00:43:59Anderson?
00:44:01What the...
00:44:02Anderson! Anderson! What?
00:44:04Help!
00:44:05Help! Help!
00:44:11Shit, it's drugs.
00:44:14That was meant for me.
00:44:16Anderson, wake up.
00:44:18Yep.
00:44:19Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:25The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:27It is about to commence.
00:44:28Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:30Oh, sorry.
00:44:32Stop.
00:44:33No.
00:44:34Andis!
00:44:38Oh my god.
00:44:42They don't need you.
00:44:43Briggs.
00:44:45You're heavy.
00:44:48Just fine.
00:44:49Wake up.
00:44:50Wake up!
00:44:59Anderson, please wake up!
00:45:01Please.
00:45:02Wake up!
00:45:03Please.
00:45:07Oh my god.
00:45:22Finally.
00:45:23I've been waiting.
00:45:26I've been waiting.
00:45:28No, no.
00:45:29We don't have time for this really nice thing.
00:45:30Yeah, we do.
00:45:31No, no.
00:45:32I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:34Shit.
00:45:35What's going on?
00:45:36Why do I feel drunk?
00:45:37I'll explain later.
00:45:38Okay, we need to go.
00:45:39Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:41It's so late.
00:45:42Yes.
00:45:43I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on.
00:45:44We need to get you some dry clothes and we need to go.
00:45:48Okay, roughly we had a spare shirt and a loss of fat.
00:45:49So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:51Help me in.
00:45:52Yep.
00:45:53Yep.
00:45:54Yep.
00:45:55Yep.
00:45:56That's it.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:58Little.
00:45:59Big boy.
00:46:00Cool.
00:46:01Cool.
00:46:02Can I see you?
00:46:03What if I'm in the shower?
00:46:04I don't know.
00:46:05You don't have to get me.
00:46:06You don't have to get me, you don't have to get me.
00:46:07I don't have to get me.
00:46:08I don't know why I'm in the shower.
00:46:09I don't want to get you here.
00:46:10But come on, we need to get you some dry clothes and we need to go.
00:46:12Okay, roughly we had a spare shirt and a loss of fat.
00:46:14So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:15Okay, you gotta help me in.
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:18Yep.
00:46:19That's it.
00:46:20Good.
00:46:21Little.
00:46:22Big.
00:46:23Boy.
00:46:24Cool.
00:46:25Cool.
00:46:31you're not ready what yeah like when you were kissing now you're addressing me but
00:46:41shouldn't i be addressing you we don't have time for this you're not gonna miss out on your award
00:46:48because someone hates me calling anderson savage please make your way to the dean's office
00:46:53this is the first time our recipient has not turned up okay he's here oh just in time anderson a step
00:47:11forward please so this is for your courage above and beyond the color of beauty congratulations
00:47:19mr savage you have made us all very proud of cavernish hall
00:47:29thank you sir
00:47:32he looks great
00:47:38what did you do to earn this uh there was a thing last year
00:47:49right here actually wait you saved that guy from drowning in the rip it was all over tv
00:47:57and your father didn't want to see you get a word for this dude what's his problem what you did was
00:48:02so brave thanks no seriously i'm proud of you trustman should wear this every day
00:48:09are you serious you're feeling of no control try to push it down wait did we shower together
00:48:26why don't you remember why don't you remember not really i know you were there and
00:48:35and you were wet i don't know it's fuzzy
00:48:41he's forgotten what happened i put you in the shower to sober you up
00:48:47okay i still feel like i'm missing something that's because you've forgotten the most amazing
00:48:54kiss in the world nope that's pretty much it really sure you're not holding out on me food stamps
00:49:00why would i do that i don't know maybe i did something gross like fart in your face
00:49:08or burp out loud no no no you're clear on vote counts i promise
00:49:13okay anyway i need to go gotta go find my prong breasts
00:49:18i'd offer to help but not really my area of expertise good at taking them off
00:49:24not so much a bine though okay information i did not need to know
00:49:28i'll see you later yeah
00:49:30hey harper
00:49:35what you did today
00:49:41thank you
00:49:54is that for prom uh kinda yeah it's cool very very cool so it's not show me
00:50:06seriously you're not gonna show me it's 20 years bad luck
00:50:11that's for weddings come on follow me it's easy for an hour
00:50:16i know i know it's a poop emoji
00:50:26yeah no one's gonna eggplant emoji that
00:50:30i got it from a thrift store i didn't see the stain until i got home so
00:50:34can you like i don't know wash it or something
00:50:38i'll figure it out just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it
00:50:42just go go
00:50:44okay
00:50:45mom you need to rest
00:50:52no this is important i don't want you to miss out on anything because i'm gone
00:50:57don't let my death be the thing that limits your life
00:51:02okay mom
00:51:06cavendish harvard prom queen i'll do it all i'll do it all for you
00:51:10mom
00:51:18mom
00:51:20mom
00:51:21shit
00:51:25i'm so screwed i have nothing to wear to prom
00:51:31hey i need you to do something for me
00:51:43note to self next time have rich parents
00:51:48correction harper
00:51:53i have parents
00:51:55food stamps
00:52:00you need to come with me
00:52:02i can't prom's only four hours away
00:52:04i have to make this work
00:52:05harper
00:52:06trust me
00:52:07don't worry my dad's going on a business trip
00:52:24is taylor swift coming yes t swizzle is coming to prom the boss stylist gavin is a family friend him and his team are gonna create some
00:52:28serious magic
00:52:29what and just know this is way too much look do you want to be prom queen or not of course i want to be prom queen but not like not like this
00:52:46not like this
00:52:47why not
00:52:48because i can't afford it okay i've spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress
00:52:54i know which is why this one's on me okay
00:52:58why are you doing this for me
00:53:02because i want you to have the best
00:53:04doesn't matter
00:53:06just enjoy it okay
00:53:08everyone this is harper
00:53:11she wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now
00:53:15just say yes
00:53:17harper
00:53:18but we hate each other
00:53:20we sure do
00:53:21you kicked me out of your car
00:53:23you blackmailed me into letting you live here
00:53:25and you made me live in your closet
00:53:26then yesterday you saved me with the dean's award
00:53:29so every favor has a price is that it
00:53:32hey i'm just getting in early before you demand something massive
00:53:35you know like my
00:53:37car
00:53:39all right i'll do it
00:53:45great
00:53:46gav
00:53:47she's all yours
00:53:48i'll be back later to pick you up for prom
00:53:50be gentle on me i'm a makeover broaching
00:53:57even better
00:53:58this will be fun
00:54:00okay
00:54:02sit
00:54:03let's go
00:54:04color
00:54:05yes
00:54:05black
00:54:06funeral
00:54:07gotta get it like this
00:54:09ooh
00:54:12fun trap
00:54:12catch
00:54:13it's okay we'll get there
00:54:15yes
00:54:16yes
00:54:17yes
00:54:18sparkle
00:54:19ooh pretty
00:54:21go
00:54:22come on
00:54:23no
00:54:27it's getting close
00:54:33i am amazing
00:54:38you really did it this time
00:54:40are you ready to go
00:54:41man she's gonna look so beautiful in these
00:54:50and she'll accept them
00:54:52she's already freaking out about getting made over
00:54:55don't hamilton need to be with you
00:55:00what
00:55:00the night's our night
00:55:02man hamilton is gonna be so messed up
00:55:05shit
00:55:07sorry
00:55:12got an issue
00:55:13uber out front will take you to prom
00:55:15oh
00:55:16i hope he's okay
00:55:17okay girl
00:55:18looks like you're doing this alone
00:55:20will he think i'm pretty
00:55:35is this what he usually goes for
00:55:37wow
00:55:42it's like a dream
00:55:44where is anderson
00:55:56he should have come running
00:55:58how humiliating if he doesn't come
00:56:00waiting for something
00:56:02we need to talk
00:56:05seriously
00:56:07hamilton
00:56:08i told you
00:56:09it's not working out
00:56:10so who's it working out for then
00:56:12who are you dressed up for
00:56:13am i really doing this
00:56:17what if portia is right and i really don't belong here
00:56:21they're all rich and elite and i'm just
00:56:24me
00:56:24shit i can't do it
00:56:27i can't do it
00:56:28forgot to say carper
00:56:30do you want to be prom queen or not
00:56:32risk everything
00:56:33or walk away and break your promise to your mom
00:56:35oh my god
00:56:50is that charity girl harper
00:56:52that dress is fire
00:56:55she looks so hot
00:56:56how can a beggar like her afford that dress
00:57:01finally he's coming for me
00:57:19hey food stamps
00:57:25you look amazing
00:57:26yes
00:57:28you don't look half bad yourself
00:57:31trust fund
00:57:32yes
00:57:33um
00:57:36yeah
00:57:37are you fucking kidding me
00:57:48welcome seniors to your prom
00:57:50tonight
00:57:51is for making lasting memories
00:57:54appreciating each other
00:57:56and cementing friendships
00:57:58that will support you for life
00:58:01everyone take your partners for the first dance
00:58:04that pig-eyed bitch
00:58:07so
00:58:08before the whole queue of jocks line up
00:58:11how about it food stamps
00:58:12you're joking
00:58:14i'm not
00:58:15harper
00:58:18you're the most beautiful girl here
00:58:20obviously because of me
00:58:23i mean i chose the dress
00:58:24and i'd say they got a pretty flawless taste
00:58:26so
00:58:28how about it food stamps
00:58:30are we gonna dance or
00:58:32what
00:58:33i so want to more than anything
00:58:35but
00:58:36can i trust this
00:58:38put your hands here
00:58:52hey not bad food stamps
00:58:58what
00:59:00what
00:59:01so
00:59:03and
00:59:06i
00:59:07hope you're going to be my best
00:59:14and
00:59:14i
00:59:15It's time to announce
00:59:38at Prom King and Queen
00:59:39Horsha Leon
00:59:41at Queen for many years
00:59:42thank you for your service
00:59:44but tonight's new Prom Queen
00:59:47and King is
00:59:48Harper Sullivan
00:59:50and Anderson Savage
00:59:52Be cool, Portia
01:00:00What is happening?
01:00:02That crown is mine
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton
01:00:04so you and I could win
01:00:05and be together
01:00:06Look, I didn't tell Hamilton
01:00:08about you coming on to me
01:00:09because he's my buddy
01:00:10but if you act like a dick tonight
01:00:12I'll tell him you were trying it on
01:00:13the whole time you were with him
01:00:14Wait
01:00:16Anderson and Portia
01:00:18were never together?
01:00:20This isn't real
01:00:21This isn't happening
01:00:22It is
01:00:24Don't deal with it
01:00:25Sorry, Portia
01:00:27I gotta go be king
01:00:28Sorry, I'm late
01:00:35A new king and queen
01:00:46A new king and queen
01:00:46Well done for the steps
01:00:52I did it, I did it, mom
01:00:59Just like I promised
01:01:01I'm Prom Queen
01:01:03It's true
01:01:05Portia broke up with Hamilton
01:01:08to get with Anderson
01:01:10I always thought Anderson
01:01:12was really into her
01:01:14Friends to lovers, right?
01:01:16It's you, Portia
01:01:20Congratulations
01:01:22Probably shouldn't say
01:01:24but I heard one of the judges say
01:01:26that Anderson gave him a ton of money
01:01:29so you could win
01:01:31I don't believe you
01:01:32Makes sense to me
01:01:34and me
01:01:35Hey, Mayas
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:38Sex
01:01:40Lots of
01:01:41There you go
01:01:43If the Mayas know then
01:01:45Everyone knows
01:01:47I'm gonna go tell the principal
01:01:48what you did to get the crown
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:53You're gonna make a fool of yourself
01:01:55There's no way you beat me
01:01:56Not in a million years
01:01:58Marsha
01:01:58Has it ever occurred to you
01:02:00that everyone is just so sick
01:02:02of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby who bullies everyone
01:02:05because she isn't smart enough
01:02:06to get what she wants any other way
01:02:08You know the truth, witch
01:02:10You're nothing
01:02:12You're like
01:02:13a chicken nugget
01:02:14on a table of caviar
01:02:16You're trash
01:02:18A handicapped parking space
01:02:19that Anderson pulled into
01:02:21for five minutes
01:02:22because I was busy with Hamilton
01:02:24Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right
01:02:28So there's nothing stopping you
01:02:29and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Now you're getting it
01:02:33And yet, Anderson would rather be
01:02:35with trashy chicken nugget car parking
01:02:38than whatever this is
01:02:41Ouch
01:02:43That is a good point
01:02:48Don't worry, Portia
01:02:49Your type is going straight
01:02:50to non-recyclable
01:03:08What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on her hem
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her but
01:03:26Bullshit
01:03:27No, you better get out of here
01:03:29before I do something I regret
01:03:30What, like not respond
01:03:31when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate
01:03:35I have no idea what you're talking about
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from
01:03:39hanging out all the time
01:03:40to this?
01:03:41I don't know
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view
01:03:44the better the road ahead looks
01:03:45Fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:50You okay?
01:03:51It's okay, it's okay
01:03:52I'm okay
01:03:55You're not okay
01:03:58I got you
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:02Yeah, I will be
01:04:05Okay
01:04:06Now don't go anywhere
01:04:08Uh, I'm gonna take your shoes off
01:04:10Okay?
01:04:11Yeah
01:04:11Is it bad?
01:04:12Yeah
01:04:13It's gonna need some strapping
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:19If it's about my medical qualifications
01:04:21It's okay
01:04:23I have none
01:04:26I just
01:04:27I heard Portia
01:04:29say that she broke up at Hamilton
01:04:31to be with you
01:04:32That's why I couldn't drive you to prom
01:04:34You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton
01:04:38Well for a check
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming
01:04:42Poor guy
01:04:43I don't understand
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle
01:04:47when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you
01:04:50I don't love her
01:04:52Portia and I, we were never together
01:04:54What you saw that first day of school
01:04:56Was Portia just being a brat?
01:04:58You know, she always wants what she can't have
01:05:01And I'd never do that to Hamilton
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:06Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:08Because I had to be sure
01:05:09Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:12Let's face it
01:05:13You never would have believed me
01:05:15I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:17Maybe I was wrong about that
01:05:21About a lot of things
01:05:24Maybe it's time to make things right
01:05:32Uh, I got you something
01:05:37I thought it would go with your dress
01:05:47They're so lovely
01:05:50Let me, um, let me put them on
01:05:53What? No, no, no
01:05:55You've already been too generous
01:05:56It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps
01:05:59I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:10Beautiful
01:06:10They are beautiful
01:06:13Thank you
01:06:15I wasn't talking about the earrings
01:06:16How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better
01:06:21They won't be doing a king and queen dance, though
01:06:24Says who?
01:06:28Really?
01:06:30Come on
01:06:30Um, okay
01:06:35Put your feet
01:06:36On mine
01:06:37Okay
01:06:43Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night could be more perfect
01:06:57All right
01:06:59All right
01:07:13Like I've written this way
01:07:14I was not very happy
01:07:14Most people have looked at me
01:07:16I said it
01:07:17But finally, one day
01:07:19Is this real?
01:07:20How do you want?
01:07:20I'm sorry.
01:07:32You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:07:50I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:16Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:20he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:22He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:32Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:46If you're worried about us being seen together, we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What? You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yup.
01:09:05And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:08In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:18Hi.
01:09:19I want to be finished printing.
01:09:22Oh my God.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:26This is so good news for us.
01:09:28And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:30You know, I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:09:33I think she probably sleeps like Eye of New in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:37And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:40The slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:59This can't be happening. No.
01:10:05Give us a smile.
01:10:07Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:16Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom.
01:10:20So, I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:22It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:26You're horrible.
01:10:27And you're a thief.
01:10:29So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:32Half of it's missing!
01:10:34What? No, no, you're a liar!
01:10:36You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:37If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:42This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch.
01:10:48And, my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:52You have a police record?
01:10:54That's not true, I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:58Too funny.
01:10:59Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:03We feel better.
01:11:12Tell me.
01:11:13There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:20He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch.
01:11:24Because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:26What? To punish you?
01:11:27He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:33Harper.
01:11:35Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:40Parsha called me.
01:11:41This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:43I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you!
01:11:50Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:11:57That's not fair.
01:11:59You don't know her.
01:12:01As president of the parents committee, I'm gonna do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:08In fact, I'm gonna cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:18Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:24Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper!
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:45Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:47Call Harper.
01:12:48Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:50Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:02Come on!
01:13:03If I could search the world.
01:13:10Call Harper.
01:13:11I'd be happier than now.
01:13:16Hmm.
01:13:20Hmm.
01:13:21Call Hamilton.
01:13:22If I could search the world.
01:13:23hey hey some shit's going down dude look harper's run off i'm looking for her but
01:13:33she's blocking my calls i need you to call her hopefully she'll pick up for you please man
01:13:38i don't know man this seems like it's between you and harper look hamilton i'm the last person she
01:13:45wants to see right now if you don't help me she's gonna disappear forever and i'll never see her
01:13:49again you gotta help me man please harper hey thanks for agreeing to talk to me why do you
01:14:01suddenly care apologize to her do it now i stood by and let portia do some shitty things
01:14:09i'm sorry about that it's fine it doesn't matter none of it does it's over now
01:14:16ask her if she's gonna let portia run her out of town are you really gonna let portia run you out
01:14:22of town she's right i don't belong here people like her just know everything's gonna be okay
01:14:30hasn't she ever felt that way before haven't you ever felt that way yeah i guess with anderson
01:14:40even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time it just felt safe for them
01:14:46ask her if she's really gonna let portia take that away from her
01:14:52are you really gonna let portia take that away from you
01:14:55it was a fifteen thousand dollar bretling watch
01:15:04you wore a man's watch bret gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him and when
01:15:14i didn't go out with him he told the police that i stole it and i couldn't prove that he was lying
01:15:22let's see it for miss leon thank you sir well we often leave our lockers unlocked because
01:15:28well no one needs to steal anything i took my jewelry off for jim and then i found it stolen and
01:15:34the my sorry maya and maya said that they saw harper going through my locker normally i would say
01:15:42this is miss leon's word against yours but it's not it's the police's word another young man's word
01:15:49and miss leon's word against yours
01:15:51unless you have other evidence
01:15:55not evidence but i worked so hard for this
01:16:01why would i risk everything to take some jewelry it doesn't make any sense
01:16:06you people like you always want what they can't have
01:16:10is that all you have to say harper
01:16:11well in that case i have to cancel your scholarship
01:16:17and report this to the police
01:16:19no
01:16:21stop
01:16:24you all need to see this you all need to see this
01:16:29i have a sworn statement from brent mitchell saying that he lied about harper stealing the watch
01:16:37he gave it to her to make her like him when she rejected him he lied to the police to punish her
01:16:44for god's sake anderson what you got over you have some dignity
01:16:47here is all of porsche's stolen jewelry
01:16:56oh my god you found it oh thank you thank you thank you
01:17:04yeah i found it in your bedside table
01:17:07is this true
01:17:09i was doing everyone a favor
01:17:13she'll never be one of us why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is
01:17:17she plays the victim so we all feel sorry for her
01:17:20we've heard more than enough from you miss leon
01:17:22now
01:17:24miss sullivan
01:17:26what to make of all of this
01:17:28your accusers say oh you a very sincere apology
01:17:34your scholarship is safe
01:17:35and i'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to harvard
01:17:39to help make up this
01:17:41thank you dean matthews
01:17:44and anderson
01:17:44now
01:17:46miss leon
01:17:48what to do with you
01:17:49please don't expel me my parents will kill me
01:17:52i don't know how to thank you but you fixed everything
01:17:59harvard
01:18:00the way i feel about you
01:18:02you think you've won don't you
01:18:03but you haven't
01:18:05not by a long shot
01:18:07you might think you're in love
01:18:10but this will not work
01:18:11you won't come to realize that
01:18:13she's not like us
01:18:14no it's deeper than that
01:18:15you'll always feel secure and she never will
01:18:18you'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess
01:18:21because you're such a great role model
01:18:23four wives
01:18:24all gone
01:18:25harper is the most amazing
01:18:28smartest most determined person
01:18:30i've ever met
01:18:31anderson
01:18:32drop her
01:18:33if you make me choose
01:18:34i'll choose her
01:18:35over you
01:18:37every time
01:18:38anderson
01:18:38you don't mean that
01:18:39listen clearly
01:18:40if you want me to stay in your life
01:18:42you accept harper
01:18:44or i'm gone
01:18:45i hope he's right about you
01:18:49because every woman i've ever met
01:18:51is in it for the money
01:18:53with all due respect
01:18:55i don't really care what you think
01:18:56anderson what did you just do
01:19:05i stood up for my girl
01:19:08so i'm your girl
01:19:10so i'm your girl
01:19:12well that depends
01:19:14do you want to be my girl
01:19:17i don't know
01:19:20what's that job entail
01:19:22it's a full-time job food stamps
01:19:24we'll probably do
01:19:27a lot of this
01:19:28and i'll probably say things like
01:19:35i love you harper
01:19:37i've never met anyone like you
01:19:39well i don't want to rush into anything but
01:19:42i think i could handle all that
01:19:43and i'll make you feel safe
01:19:48every day of your life
01:19:50i love you so much
01:19:53anderson savage
01:19:54i love you harper solvaney
01:19:57miss sullivan
01:20:07miss sullivan
01:20:21what's this
01:20:25maybe some further questions from harvard
01:20:26they had some for me too
01:20:28oh shit
01:20:29sorry dean
01:20:30look sams just open it
01:20:38it's my confirmation
01:20:48i'm in i'm definitely in
01:20:50oh my god
01:20:50i don't mean to steal your thunder but
01:20:56i got an early offer too
01:20:59looks like we'll both be going to harvard next year
01:21:02can't get rid of me that easily food stamps
01:21:04i guess i'm gonna have to try harder then
01:21:07it's perfect everything's perfect
01:21:10hey
01:21:18your mom would be really proud of you
01:21:20you know that right
01:21:22i do
01:21:24i think about what it'd be like
01:21:34the days are hard enough i can't imagine
01:21:38i can't can't imagine
01:21:40i can't can't imagine the night
01:21:43your mom would be really proud of you
01:21:45you
01:21:45you
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