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00:00:00Okay, mom, here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17Then Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:24Voted prime queen.
00:00:25Prime queen, mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:33Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even me is someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:53Don't look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom.
00:00:59I think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Have you figured it out?
00:01:01I'm running with Hamilton, so I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:07Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:41Hey, wake up.
00:01:42Relax.
00:01:46Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey, come on.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:01:55My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:19Ugh, what the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it, thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:27Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer, trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:37Have not.
00:02:39He means people from Trashkanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer, sure that hair screams juvie.
00:02:52Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:07Why are you entitled to an asshole?
00:03:12Dude, that sounds so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving Portia a little bit, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28No problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stomp it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:03:52That's his name.
00:03:58You?
00:03:58Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:03Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:05Portia, please.
00:04:07How hard do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for?
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:17Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:23Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Well, I'd run the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:43Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:47You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:04:53Is, is this seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:11What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:14That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:23Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:36You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:38Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:41Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:00My pendant.
00:06:10I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:13I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it and think of me.
00:06:26I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:30Where is it?
00:06:34Home.
00:06:35I could have put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41You're home.
00:06:43Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:47If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:10I'll take this as interest.
00:07:14Great, Harper.
00:07:15Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:32Get off me, creep!
00:07:33I was wearing it.
00:07:33Get off me, creep!
00:07:34Get off me, creep!
00:07:35Get off me, creep!
00:07:36Get off me, creep!
00:07:37Get off me, creep!
00:07:38Get off me, creep!
00:07:39Get off me, creep!
00:07:40Get off me, creep!
00:07:41Get off me, creep!
00:07:42Get off me, creep!
00:07:43Get off me, creep!
00:07:44Get off me, creep!
00:07:45Get off me, creep!
00:07:46Get off me, creep!
00:07:47Get off me, creep!
00:07:48Get off me, creep!
00:07:49Get off me, creep!
00:07:50Get off me, creep!
00:07:51Get off me, creep!
00:07:52Get off me, creep!
00:07:53Get off me, creep!
00:07:54Get off me, creep!
00:07:55Get off me, creep!
00:07:56Get off me, creep!
00:07:57Get off me, creep!
00:07:58I mean you're not my usual type but if you're that desperate in your dreams you arrogant asshole
00:08:28going somewhere I want my necklace back thief what are you talking about my pendant you took it this
00:08:41morning after you drove into me okay get real why would I want anything you have and it was barely
00:08:47a tap I don't believe you but I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:08:54I missed you I missed you too
00:08:58does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend
00:09:04it's not what it looks like really how about how this looks thanks for getting a portion of the
00:09:13lift by the way it would kill Hamilton if he saw this
00:09:15okay how much do you want to delete it I don't want your money I want my necklace back
00:09:26I told you I don't have it shit I think he's telling the truth
00:09:30yeah it needs $500 to delete that pic I don't want your money
00:09:40then what do you want I need somewhere to live
00:09:45my creepy landlord just doubled my rent and the way he looks at me I just I don't feel safe
00:09:54wait
00:10:00wait if you promise to keep my secret you can stay here
00:10:07deal
00:10:10uh which side is mine no side this is where you're sleeping
00:10:19what no I'm not living in your freaking closet this isn't what we agreed to
00:10:24I said you could stay I didn't say where
00:10:26but I'd be sleeping with your shoes
00:10:29yeah they won't mind
00:10:31I mind
00:10:33look my father total hard-ass there is no way he'd let you stay
00:10:38so he can't know about this take it or leave it
00:10:41who am I kidding beggars can't be choosers
00:10:44all right we have a deal
00:10:48hold up there will be rules
00:10:51oh definitely I know what you spoil rich boys alike
00:10:55one don't talk to me at school we are not friends
00:11:00gladly
00:11:01two keep your hands to yourself
00:11:03three same goes to you no checking out my six pack
00:11:07four no falling in love with me
00:11:10deal
00:11:13I need to pack my stuff before
00:11:25you have a key to my apartment
00:11:32I'm the landlord
00:11:34this is my property
00:11:36doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:11:38are you going to accept my gender's offer
00:11:40I'm leaving I'll be gone in a minute
00:11:43hey you signed the lease
00:11:45you doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it
00:11:48I'm gonna need 500 for breaking that lease
00:11:51let me go let me go
00:11:54500 dollars
00:11:55let me go
00:11:56or you can work it off
00:11:59they got me
00:12:03they got me
00:12:07keep still
00:12:15get off her
00:12:19get off her
00:12:21what the fuck is wrong with you
00:12:24you better get out of here
00:12:30before I knock your teeth out
00:12:31hey
00:12:39come on
00:12:40let's get you out of here
00:12:41whoa
00:12:45hey
00:12:46I got you
00:12:47I'm okay I just need a moment
00:12:50I can't believe you saved me
00:13:00why does she feel so good in my arms
00:13:03god you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps
00:13:07you're gross you know that
00:13:09oh man
00:13:13this mattress is so soft
00:13:16it's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:17you think I'm jealous of your bed
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:23that's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:27thanks food stamps
00:13:28what's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end of four anyway
00:13:32it was my mother's
00:13:35so it's like a family heirloom
00:13:37yeah something like that
00:13:40except I don't have a family anymore
00:13:43goodnight dress fund
00:13:47come on
00:14:01where's this stupid necklace
00:14:03and it must mean a lot to her
00:14:07get in food stamps
00:14:19one time off
00:14:20or you can be late
00:14:22does it have a handle or
00:14:25thanks for the ride
00:14:37trust fund
00:14:38I need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:42give me your hands
00:14:43are you gonna be gross again
00:14:45just give me your hands
00:14:48where was it how did you find it
00:14:55what is wrong with me
00:14:56why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her
00:15:00you lied to me last night
00:15:03you had it this whole time didn't you
00:15:06that's how she sees me
00:15:07yep
00:15:08that's right
00:15:10just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:13you're disgusting
00:15:16get off me
00:15:21that's the second time you slapped me
00:15:25guess who's walking to school
00:15:27enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:29come on
00:15:31get out
00:15:32are you serious
00:15:362,000 words on the civil war
00:15:58guaranteed eight
00:15:59thank you
00:16:00hey
00:16:07keep that back
00:16:08ha
00:16:09selling school homework
00:16:10you know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students
00:16:14shit he's gonna use this against me
00:16:17you blab on me
00:16:18I'll blab on you
00:16:20mentally assured destruction
00:16:21relax food stamps
00:16:23I'm not gonna rat you out
00:16:24in the meantime
00:16:26try to be
00:16:28a better person
00:16:29that's seven minutes you sexy bitches
00:16:51that's seven minutes you sexy bitches
00:16:55oh my god
00:17:08it's trash canistan
00:17:09our poor little orphan
00:17:11moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:13how precious
00:17:15toilet cleaner
00:17:19how appropriate
00:17:21no
00:17:24no wait
00:17:25no
00:17:26stop
00:17:27stop
00:17:27no
00:17:28no
00:17:28no
00:17:29no
00:17:30no
00:17:32no
00:17:33no
00:17:34no
00:17:35no
00:17:36I only have one uniform
00:17:38please
00:17:39Harper
00:17:40Harper
00:17:41what was that?
00:17:47no
00:17:49no
00:17:50no
00:17:51that must be wrong
00:17:52who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:55woohoo
00:17:56come on
00:17:59come on
00:18:00what's going on?
00:18:09what's going on?
00:18:10is this some type of game?
00:18:11seven minutes in heaven
00:18:12you've never played before?
00:18:13you get seven minutes in the dark together
00:18:16and you gotta make them all count
00:18:18nudity is highly encouraged
00:18:23damn bro
00:18:24way to make those seven minutes count
00:18:26yeah
00:18:27I wanna see that name
00:18:29show it to me
00:18:30now
00:18:31might as well get it over with
00:18:33what's wrong?
00:18:35too scared to play?
00:18:36give me that
00:18:37yes
00:18:38just take it
00:18:43why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:18:46since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back?
00:18:48none of your business
00:18:49then why pick me?
00:18:50because you hate me
00:18:51plus
00:18:52i knew you wouldn't get any ideas
00:18:53you're definitely safe with me
00:18:54couldn't think of anything worse
00:18:55straight back at you
00:18:56this is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life
00:18:58what are we even supposed to do in here?
00:18:59we need a kiss
00:19:00everyone's gonna know if we don't
00:19:01just two seconds
00:19:02enough to uh
00:19:03mess up your lipstick
00:19:04mess up your lipstick
00:19:05and make it look good
00:19:06and make it look good
00:19:07and make it look good
00:19:08and make it look good
00:19:09you're gonna know if we don't
00:19:10just two seconds
00:19:11enough to mess up your lipstick
00:19:12and make it look good
00:19:13you're definitely safe with me
00:19:14you're definitely safe with me
00:19:15couldn't think of anything worse
00:19:16straight back at you
00:19:17this is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life
00:19:20what are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22we need a kiss
00:19:27everyone's gonna know if we don't
00:19:28just two seconds
00:19:31enough to uh
00:19:32mess up your lipstick
00:19:34and make it look good
00:19:42this is ridiculous
00:19:46hey
00:19:47you think i want this?
00:19:49throw that away
00:19:50thank you
00:19:53who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:12oh
00:20:15my necklace
00:20:19oh
00:20:20that's my boy
00:20:22that bitch
00:20:23i can't let her sew anderson from me
00:20:25my hair is cortin you stupid belt buckle
00:20:27okay um
00:20:28hold on
00:20:29let me just
00:20:30okay okay go go go
00:20:31how can it hurt?
00:20:32okay let me
00:20:33let me try something else
00:20:35ow
00:20:37lucky girl
00:20:39anderson's the biggest guy in school
00:20:41if you know what i mean
00:20:44go andy
00:20:46hold still for a sec
00:20:47i can't do anything with you thrashing around
00:20:49i need to get out of here now
00:20:51just take a deep breath
00:20:53i can't breathe
00:20:55try to think of something else
00:20:57anything else
00:20:58okay
00:20:59why did you really pick me?
00:21:02why do you care?
00:21:03because
00:21:04we're practically sleeping in the same room
00:21:05so if you have a crush on me i'd like to know so i can protect myself
00:21:09protect yourself?
00:21:10please
00:21:11if anyone has a crush on anyone
00:21:12it's you
00:21:13on me
00:21:14oh
00:21:15be real
00:21:16oh my god you're so full of yourself
00:21:18i need to get out of here
00:21:19okay hang on
00:21:20careful
00:21:21what a little whore
00:21:22i bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into anderson's pants
00:21:27i just thought what it looks like
00:21:31not cool, porsche
00:21:32Anderson?
00:21:33hurry up
00:21:34hurry up
00:21:35hurry up
00:21:36oh
00:21:37oh
00:21:38oh
00:21:39oh
00:21:40oh
00:21:41oh
00:21:42oh
00:21:43oh
00:21:44oh
00:21:45oh
00:21:46oh
00:21:47oh
00:21:48oh
00:21:49oh
00:21:50oh
00:21:51oh
00:21:52oh
00:21:53oh
00:21:59hurry up
00:22:00you're home late you okay i'm amazing i love cleaning up after rich kids it's my passionate
00:22:17life i meant because of portia but she went in pretty hard at the party yeah she's a bully
00:22:25that's what bullies do why do you care she's right why do i care i don't obviously but i'd hate for
00:22:39you to quit before you save up enough money to you know move out of my closet trust me no one wants
00:22:45that more than me hey you know signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers
00:22:52it isn't gonna make you prom queen oh my god how does he know i promised mom i'd be prom queen
00:22:59why would i want to be prom queen i don't care about fashion and popularity then why sign up to
00:23:10every extracurricular club the school offers i promised my mom i'd be prom queen okay
00:23:17it was important to her that i wouldn't miss out on anything and she was dying so i promise
00:23:26look you don't really stand a chance right portia she always wins always i have to try for my mom
00:23:36anderson shit it's my father you wanted to see okay get in the closet quick go wait
00:23:44father
00:23:50what do you want the um dean's awards are this week
00:24:01you think you'll be able to make it you think the business runs itself i can't take time off for
00:24:08every little thing and you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand
00:24:12poor anderson it's like his dad hates him i don't need you there it's cool
00:24:18what was that uh my phone
00:24:24must have left it in my coat pocket
00:24:28i'm harper anderson's study partner
00:24:57we've got a big assignment together
00:24:59you're the new scholarship student at cavendish hall
00:25:08yes that's me
00:25:09i don't care what you do when you're not here but don't bring trash into my home
00:25:15are you for real i'm not trash
00:25:18she's not like that father
00:25:19my over-saped son is the head of a great fortune and a renowned name
00:25:23and no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world
00:25:28so you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere
00:25:31stop it father
00:25:32i'm not interested in your money
00:25:35the mating call of every parasite everywhere
00:25:40don't ever let me see her here again yes sir
00:25:46look i'm sorry he's a super rich dick hole who doesn't know what he's talking about
00:26:00i can't stay here
00:26:01where are you gonna go
00:26:04look harper don't give him the satisfaction okay
00:26:07he's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant
00:26:11give me a reason to stay
00:26:14i've never met anyone like her
00:26:17i don't want her to go
00:26:19um
00:26:23look it's safer than being out on the streets
00:26:26okay like i don't i don't care what he says
00:26:29do you
00:26:29all right
00:26:33i'll stay
00:26:34because you ask so nicely
00:26:36besides
00:26:40you can't exactly run away when you have socks
00:26:43full of holes
00:26:44candy food stamps
00:26:46has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk
00:26:49once or twice
00:26:50come on come get it
00:26:52come on
00:26:53come get it
00:26:54my show
00:26:55are you wearing perfume trash canistan
00:27:16let me guess
00:27:17scrubbing bubbles toilet cleaner
00:27:19i don't want any trouble
00:27:21and i'm sick of you getting what you want around here
00:27:23now it's about what i want
00:27:26whatever you say
00:27:27good
00:27:28and i say
00:27:30lick
00:27:31my
00:27:32feet
00:27:33what
00:27:34get on your knees
00:27:35and lick my shoes clean you rag
00:27:38why can't you just leave me alone
00:27:41because your pitiful poverty
00:27:43disgusts me
00:27:44i don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it
00:27:47well tough
00:27:48i am sharing your world so if i'm so offensive to you just don't look at me
00:27:52how dare you talk to me like that
00:27:55you're the one who started it i just want to go to class
00:27:57do you know how lucky you are
00:27:59to be at cavities hall
00:28:00rubbing shoulders of people who are worth
00:28:02ten of you
00:28:04newsflash
00:28:05having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate
00:28:08says the pathetic penniless orphan
00:28:12on your knees
00:28:24rag
00:28:24now lick
00:28:35like you love it
00:28:36now lick
00:28:44like you love it
00:28:48oh my gosh my nose
00:28:55sorry porsche
00:28:59fast fight
00:29:00are you okay
00:29:03no of course i'm not okay
00:29:05is it broken
00:29:06i don't know it looks fine to me
00:29:09right
00:29:09straight
00:29:11wait is that a blackhead
00:29:14what no no no no
00:29:16have you got blackheads
00:29:17no shut up
00:29:18babe you look great
00:29:21you're always beautiful
00:29:23don't fuck up to me
00:29:24this is your fault
00:29:30porsche
00:29:33totally my bad okay
00:29:35i owe you one
00:29:36you bet you do andy
00:29:37it hurts
00:29:40you're so pretty
00:29:42did anderson savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school
00:29:47you're not wearing any pants
00:30:00you've got a nose for these things food stamps
00:30:03how am i supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face
00:30:08you still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating
00:30:14you uh really want to do this now
00:30:16i just don't want to hang over my head
00:30:18oh poor food stamps
00:30:20has it been playing on your mind
00:30:22just tell me what you want trust fund
00:30:24how about finish our assignment
00:30:31i want an a
00:30:32no a plus
00:30:34so make it good
00:30:36okay
00:30:36but i'm already doing our half of the assignment
00:30:41yeah
00:30:41it'll be character building
00:30:43i hate you so much
00:30:45really
00:30:46i barely think about you
00:30:47wait
00:30:48before you go
00:30:53why did you throw the ball at portia today
00:30:56tell me the truth
00:31:04it was a clean spike
00:31:05just out of ham's reach
00:31:07it was in the complete opposite direction
00:31:11why'd you save me
00:31:13because
00:31:14i don't get why portia's giving you such a hard time
00:31:16she doesn't need to punch down
00:31:19so i'm beneath her
00:31:21are you asking if i think you're beneath her
00:31:23sure
00:31:24i could fight back if i wanted to
00:31:27portia doesn't run this school
00:31:29even though she thinks she does
00:31:30and i'll prove that when i'm named prom queen
00:31:33okay look
00:31:34in all seriousness
00:31:36you've got
00:31:38hey dude
00:31:39i hope you're ready to party
00:31:41yes ederson
00:31:42it's time for you to make it up to me
00:31:45of course you can't know i'm living here
00:31:47what do we do
00:31:48what do we do
00:31:48dig something quick
00:31:49okay get in the bed
00:31:51what do
00:31:52yeah yeah come on quick
00:31:54get in the bed
00:31:56what what
00:31:56get
00:31:57get in the bed
00:31:58why did you make all my phone from
00:32:00dude get a shirt on
00:32:10it's gonna be a big night
00:32:11and you know i like my nights big
00:32:13i thought i was meeting you guys at the party
00:32:16portia figured you could be our designated driver
00:32:19since you know
00:32:21you owe her one
00:32:22more than one my nose
00:32:24it's it's really sore
00:32:26gotta go mess up your bathroom
00:32:28so
00:32:31how are you
00:32:35really
00:32:37how are you really gonna make it up to me
00:32:46portia
00:32:50we talked about this
00:32:52are you alright
00:32:58is there something wrong
00:32:59nope
00:32:59what's under here
00:33:07what's under here
00:33:15nothing
00:33:17all good just um
00:33:19it's sore from volleyball practice
00:33:22all right we ready to get fucked up or what
00:33:28yeah i'll just uh finish getting dressed
00:33:30and i'll see you guys outside in five
00:33:31cool
00:33:32porsche
00:33:33let's go
00:33:34thank god i nearly suffocated
00:33:42thanks for saving me anderson
00:33:44you're the best
00:33:45hey you have just as much to lose as i do
00:33:47if horrible porsche finds out you've been helping me
00:33:49and why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed
00:33:53are you a vegan or something
00:33:54sorry
00:33:55i thought they changed the sheets
00:33:56wait is that
00:33:58oh my god
00:34:00ew
00:34:01ew ew ew
00:34:02get your head out of the gutter food stamps
00:34:05and get our assignment done
00:34:07that's better
00:34:17that's better
00:34:18did you just do something nice for me harper sullivan
00:34:22no never
00:34:24and if i get pregnant from your sheets i swear
00:34:28don't change the subject
00:34:29you were actually nice to me
00:34:32for once
00:34:33so
00:34:36just let me know if there's
00:34:38anything else
00:34:39you want to do to thank me
00:34:41don't let him charm you harper sullivan
00:34:49you're just a speed bump on his privileged road
00:34:52never in my lifetime
00:34:54because i still hate you
00:34:56hate you more
00:34:57took all night
00:35:05but i finally completed
00:35:06your half of our assignment
00:35:08better be an a plus
00:35:10food stamps
00:35:11so i've done all the work
00:35:14and you're extorting an a plus from me
00:35:16a hundred percent
00:35:18thanks for putting it in writing dipstick
00:35:21now help me win prom queen
00:35:23or this goes straight to the dean
00:35:25shit
00:35:26well done food stamps
00:35:31you got me
00:35:32you have to make everyone fall in love with me
00:35:39give me a break food stamps
00:35:43i'm not a miracle worker
00:35:56you need at least half the votes to win prom queen
00:36:01how am i supposed to do that
00:36:03be you
00:36:04or option b
00:36:06give people shit they like
00:36:08huh
00:36:08band kids are easy
00:36:10just feed them
00:36:11drama kids
00:36:22crave attention
00:36:23just take a selfie with the wannabe stars
00:36:26uh hey guys uh i loved your performance in the last school play
00:36:31can i get an autograph from you guys
00:36:33oh my god oh my god love it thanks guys oh my god
00:36:44as for jocks and cheerleaders
00:36:46yeah
00:36:52yeah sorry
00:36:53no chance
00:36:54what do you mean i need their votes to win
00:36:56yeah
00:36:57you're screwed
00:36:57look the only way
00:37:00is to really impress these guys
00:37:02so what do you got
00:37:04boobs
00:37:06and i can be popular
00:37:09and i got boobs
00:37:11you got any gold medals
00:37:13no you got any scholarships
00:37:16no
00:37:17but
00:37:18i might have something which
00:37:20could cause a lot of noise around here
00:37:22and welcome back to the cavendish valentine beach volleyball tournament
00:37:27where the only thing hotter than the sand
00:37:30is trying to stand your partner
00:37:32on the blue team
00:37:33harper and
00:37:34um so who are we playing against
00:37:36and on the red team
00:37:40we have porsche and
00:37:43hamilton
00:37:43you're shitting me
00:37:45i
00:37:45i thought you were playing with me
00:37:47that's what she said
00:37:49it is literally what she said
00:37:51yo hannison
00:37:53looking good man
00:37:54thanks for coming guys
00:37:55what's wrong porsche
00:37:57scared i'll beat ya
00:37:58i'll never be scared of something as basic and low rent as you rag
00:38:05let's play then
00:38:07let's go
00:38:09yo what's up guys
00:38:11welcome to the cavendish hall volleyball tournament
00:38:14okay
00:38:16okay
00:38:17my potential voters are here
00:38:19time to impress the hell out of them
00:38:21you got this
00:38:22you got this
00:38:22okay
00:38:23oh what a hit
00:38:36it's there
00:38:38it's there fish
00:38:39remember who you're playing against
00:38:45hey
00:38:50oh and this spike from anderson
00:38:53it's cool
00:38:55we can wait for you to call your daddy for help
00:38:57at least i have a daddy
00:39:00let's go
00:39:02let's go
00:39:04let's go
00:39:06so you can train a pig to smile
00:39:13so you can train a pig to smile
00:39:23what i said why is anderson playing against me
00:39:27i mean us we've known each other since we were kids
00:39:41he's competitive
00:39:42he's competitive
00:39:43and i'm hot
00:39:44there's no way i'm letting the school generator beat me not in front of half the volleyball team
00:39:49oh my god
00:39:50oh my god
00:39:51oh my god
00:39:52it's cool like that
00:39:53you're dead
00:40:04hey you okay
00:40:05Okay?
00:40:08Portia, that was bullshit!
00:40:09Boo!
00:40:10Boo!
00:40:11You suck!
00:40:12Get out of here!
00:40:13Lame!
00:40:14Whatever.
00:40:15What is that?
00:40:16You gotta be kidding me.
00:40:17Followers are gonna hate me.
00:40:18You got this, okay?
00:40:19Come on.
00:40:30Oh!
00:40:31Oh my god.
00:40:37Oh my god, is that Portia?
00:40:38Whoa!
00:40:39Babe, tell us some head.
00:40:40Are you okay?
00:40:44Do I look okay?
00:40:46Can you help?
00:40:48Please?
00:40:49Great game.
00:40:50Awesome final serve.
00:40:51My followers are going crazy for you.
00:40:52Yeah, she smashed it.
00:40:54Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:40:56Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:40:58Yeah, do it.
00:40:59We'll vote for you.
00:41:00Yeah, come on.
00:41:01That's like a whole team here.
00:41:02Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:03You're gonna be viral.
00:41:04Wow.
00:41:05This might work after all.
00:41:06And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:07Yes, sir.
00:41:08Oh, yeah.
00:41:09She's gone.
00:41:10Good.
00:41:11I will kill her!
00:41:12It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:13Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen!
00:41:14I'm Prom Queen.
00:41:15She's fucking Poverty Queen.
00:41:16She's fucking poverty queen.
00:41:17Yeah, bro.
00:41:18She's just a dick.
00:41:19You're really nice.
00:41:20I am.
00:41:21You're really nice.
00:41:22Who are you?
00:41:23Yeah!
00:41:24Who are you?
00:41:25You're really nice.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I am.
00:41:28I am.
00:41:29And I'm in the top.
00:41:31I am.
00:41:32I am.
00:41:33She's fucking poverty queen.
00:41:35She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:38Who cares?
00:41:39Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:42And she's changing him.
00:41:44She might not change you, too.
00:41:46Portia, you've been prom queen like every year.
00:41:50Starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:53Or?
00:41:55Needy.
00:41:56Needy.
00:41:57I was just joking.
00:41:59I didn't mean it.
00:42:01Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:02Why is everything changing?
00:42:05Just go.
00:42:09Go.
00:42:10I'm fine.
00:42:14I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:32I'm gonna fuck you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuums.
00:42:40Happy Valentine.
00:42:42For you.
00:42:56A.
00:42:57Wait.
00:42:58Did Anderson just get me a valentine?
00:43:02What the fuck?
00:43:06Someone else is giving Harper a valentine?
00:43:09I know.
00:43:10She looks like a walking cock softener to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:22Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:24It will.
00:43:25That's weird.
00:43:26He's making it sound like it's not from him.
00:43:27So, who's it from?
00:43:28Oh, hey!
00:43:29That's mine!
00:43:30Give it back!
00:43:31How do you know?
00:43:32Hadn't known?
00:43:33Yeah?
00:43:34Who from?
00:43:35Don't even know.
00:43:36But when I find out, I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:49Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:51Tastes kind of weird.
00:43:53Typical trust fund jerk.
00:43:55Always taking every...
00:43:57Anderson?
00:44:00What the fuck?
00:44:02Anderson!
00:44:03Anderson!
00:44:04What?
00:44:05Help!
00:44:06Help!
00:44:07Help!
00:44:08Help!
00:44:09Shit, it's...
00:44:10It's drugs.
00:44:11That was meant for me.
00:44:12Anderson, wake up.
00:44:13Yep.
00:44:14Okay.
00:44:15Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:16The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:17It is about to commence.
00:44:18Anderson, we really need to wake up.
00:44:19Oh, sorry.
00:44:20Uh...
00:44:21No.
00:44:22Wake up.
00:44:23Anderson.
00:44:24Wake up.
00:44:25Wake up.
00:44:26Wake up.
00:44:27Wake up.
00:44:28Wake up.
00:44:29Wake up.
00:44:30Wake up.
00:44:31Wake up.
00:44:32Wake up.
00:44:33Wake up.
00:44:34Wake up.
00:44:35Wake up.
00:44:36Wake up.
00:44:37Wake up.
00:44:38Oh my god, oh my god.
00:44:42They don't need you.
00:44:43Rex, you're heavy.
00:44:48Just fine.
00:44:48Wake up.
00:44:49Wake up!
00:44:59Anderson, please wake up!
00:45:04Please.
00:45:07Oh my god.
00:45:08Oh my god.
00:45:09Oh my god.
00:45:22Finally.
00:45:23I've been waiting.
00:45:25I've been waiting.
00:45:27I've been waiting.
00:45:40No, no, we don't have time for this really nice thing.
00:45:42Yeah we do.
00:45:43No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:46Shit.
00:45:47What's going on?
00:45:48Why do I feel drunk?
00:45:49I'll explain later.
00:45:50Okay, we need to go.
00:45:53Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:56It's so late.
00:45:57Yes.
00:45:58I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on we need to get you some dry clothes
00:46:02and we need to go.
00:46:05Okay, roughly we had a spare shirt we've also found.
00:46:09So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:14Okay, help me in.
00:46:16Yep.
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:18That's it.
00:46:19Good little big boy.
00:46:23Cool.
00:46:33You are not ready, are you?
00:46:35What?
00:46:36Yeah, like when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing
00:46:43you?
00:46:44We don't have time for this.
00:46:46You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:49Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:46:52Yep, yep.
00:46:53Come, come, come.
00:46:54Where are you?
00:46:55Oh, you're staying?
00:46:56Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:57Oh, yep.
00:46:59This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:47:02Okay.
00:47:03Confident.
00:47:04Confident.
00:47:05He's here!
00:47:07Oh, just in time Anderson.
00:47:09A step forward, please.
00:47:12So, this is for your courage.
00:47:15Above and beyond our call of duty.
00:47:17Congratulations.
00:47:19Yes.
00:47:21Mr. Savage.
00:47:23You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:28Thank you, sir.
00:47:31He looks great.
00:47:41What did you do to earn this?
00:47:44Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:48Right here, actually.
00:47:50Wait.
00:47:51You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:55It was all over TV.
00:47:56And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:47:59Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:00What you did was so brave.
00:48:03Thanks.
00:48:04No, seriously.
00:48:05I'm proud of you, Tristan.
00:48:07You should wear this every day.
00:48:13Are you serious?
00:48:15No.
00:48:22Wait.
00:48:24Did we shower together?
00:48:26Why?
00:48:27Don't you remember?
00:48:30Not really.
00:48:32I know you were there.
00:48:33And?
00:48:35And...
00:48:36You were wet?
00:48:38I don't know.
00:48:40It's fuzzy.
00:48:42He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:44I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:47Okay.
00:48:49I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:51That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:54Nope.
00:48:55That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:58Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:00Why would I do that?
00:49:02I don't know.
00:49:04Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:09No, no, no.
00:49:10You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:11I promise.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:14Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:16Gotta go find my prongress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:22Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much a bind, though.
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:26Information I did not need to know.
00:49:28I'll see you later.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:34Hey, Harper.
00:49:39What you did today?
00:49:46Is that for prom?
00:49:58Uh, kinda?
00:50:00Yeah.
00:50:01It's cool.
00:50:02Very, very cool.
00:50:03So, it's not?
00:50:05Show me.
00:50:07Seriously?
00:50:08You're not gonna show me.
00:50:09It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:11That's for weddings.
00:50:12Come on.
00:50:14Follow me.
00:50:15It's easy for an hour.
00:50:23I know, I know.
00:50:24It's a poop emoji.
00:50:27Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:30I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:31I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:34Can you like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:38I'll figure it out.
00:50:39Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:41Just go.
00:50:43Go.
00:50:44Okay.
00:50:50Mom, you need to rest?
00:50:51No.
00:50:52This is important.
00:50:53I don't want you to miss out on anything cause I'm gone.
00:50:57Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:05Okay, Mom.
00:51:06Cavendish, Harvard.
00:51:07Home Queen.
00:51:08I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:16Mom.
00:51:17Mom.
00:51:19Mom.
00:51:26Shit.
00:51:28I'm so screwed.
00:51:29I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:38Hey.
00:51:40I need you to do something for me.
00:51:45Note to self.
00:51:46Next time have rich parents.
00:51:52Correction, Harper.
00:51:53Have parents.
00:51:59Food stamps.
00:52:00You need to come with me.
00:52:01I can't.
00:52:02Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:03I have to make this work.
00:52:05Harper.
00:52:06Trust me.
00:52:07Okay?
00:52:16Don't worry.
00:52:17My dad's going on a business trip.
00:52:18Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:19Yes.
00:52:20T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:21The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:22Him and his team are gonna create some serious magic.
00:52:24What?
00:52:25Anderson, no.
00:52:26This is way too much.
00:52:27Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:28Of course I want to be prom queen but not like this.
00:52:29Why not?
00:52:30Because I can't afford it.
00:52:31Okay?
00:52:32I've spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress.
00:52:33I know.
00:52:34Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:35Okay?
00:52:36Why are you doing this for me?
00:52:37Because I want you to have the best.
00:52:38Doesn't matter.
00:52:39Why are you doing this?
00:52:40You made some serious magic.
00:52:41What?
00:52:42Anderson, no.
00:52:43This is way too much.
00:52:44Look, do you wanna be prom queen or not?
00:52:45Of course, I want to be prom queen but not like... not like this.
00:52:48Why not?
00:52:49Because I can't afford it.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51I've spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress.
00:52:54I know.
00:52:56Which is why this ones on me.
00:52:58Okay?
00:53:00Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:02Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter.
00:53:06Just enjoy it, okay?
00:53:08Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:21We sure do.
00:53:21You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:23You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:25And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:27Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:30So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:32Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:35You know, like my car.
00:53:43All right, I'll do it.
00:53:46Great.
00:53:46Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:48I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:54Be gentle on me, Anna.
00:53:56Makeover broaching.
00:53:58Even better.
00:53:59This will be fun.
00:54:02Okay, sit.
00:54:03Let's go.
00:54:04Color?
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:06Black.
00:54:06Funeral.
00:54:08Ugh.
00:54:08Got a bit of this.
00:54:11Ooh.
00:54:12Fun trap.
00:54:13Catch.
00:54:14It's okay.
00:54:14We'll get there.
00:54:16Yes.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:19Sparkle.
00:54:20Ooh, pretty.
00:54:21Go.
00:54:22Come on.
00:54:27No.
00:54:30Mm.
00:54:30No.
00:54:32It's getting close.
00:54:33I am amazing.
00:54:35I am amazing.
00:54:38You really did it this time.
00:54:40Are you ready to go?
00:54:48Yeah, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:51And she'll accept them.
00:54:53She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:55Don't Hamilton.
00:54:58I need to be with you.
00:55:00What?
00:55:00The night's our night.
00:55:03Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:07Shit.
00:55:11Sorry.
00:55:12Got an issue.
00:55:13Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:15Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:17Okay, girl.
00:55:18Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:35Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:41Wow.
00:55:42It's like a dream.
00:55:43Where is Anderson?
00:55:57He should have come running.
00:55:58How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:01Waiting for something?
00:56:04We need to talk.
00:56:06Seriously.
00:56:07Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:09It's not working out.
00:56:10So who's it working out for then?
00:56:12Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:16Am I really doing this?
00:56:18What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:22They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:25Me.
00:56:27Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:29Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:30Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:32Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:35Oh, my God.
00:56:51Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:53That dress is fire.
00:56:55She looks so hot.
00:56:57How can a beggar like her afford that dress?
00:57:17Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:20Hey, food stamps.
00:57:26You look amazing.
00:57:27Yes.
00:57:30You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:33Yes.
00:57:36Um, may I?
00:57:37Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:49Welcome, seniors, to your prom.
00:57:51Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:55Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:01Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:04That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:08So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:13You're joking.
00:58:15I'm not.
00:58:17Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:22Obviously, because of me.
00:58:23I mean, I chose the dress and I'd say they got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:27So, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:31Are we going to dance or what?
00:58:33I mean, I still want to more than anything.
00:58:36But, can I trust this?
00:58:49Okay.
00:58:51Put your hands here.
00:58:56Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:58:58Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:58:59Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:00Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:01Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:02Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:03Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:04Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:05Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:06Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:07Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:08Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:09Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:10Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:11Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:12Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:13Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:14Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:15Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:16Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:17Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:18Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:19Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:20Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:21Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:22It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
00:59:39Horsha Leon, a queen for many years, thank you for your service.
00:59:45But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
00:59:52Be cool, Portia.
01:00:00What is happening? That crown is mine.
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:00:06Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:00:11But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him.
01:00:16Wait, Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:20This isn't real. This isn't happening.
01:00:23It is.
01:00:24Don't deal with it.
01:00:26Sorry, Portia.
01:00:27I gotta go be king.
01:00:34Sorry, I'm late.
01:00:44A new king and queen.
01:00:46Well done for the steps.
01:00:58I did it, mom.
01:01:00Just like we promised.
01:01:02I'm prom queen.
01:01:03It's true.
01:01:05It's true.
01:01:06Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:11I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:01:14Friends to lovers, right?
01:01:16It's you, Portia.
01:01:20Congratulations.
01:01:22Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave them a ton of money so you could win.
01:01:30I don't believe you.
01:01:32It makes sense to me and me.
01:01:35Hey, Myers.
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Sex.
01:01:40Lots of.
01:01:41There you go.
01:01:43If the Myers know, then everyone knows.
01:01:46I've been going to tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:53You're going to make a fool of yourself.
01:01:55There's no way you beat me.
01:01:56Not in a million years.
01:01:58Marsha, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:08You know the truth, witch.
01:02:10You're nothing.
01:02:12You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:16You're trash.
01:02:18A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:24Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right.
01:02:27So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Now you're getting it.
01:02:32And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy, chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:41Ouch.
01:02:43That is a good point.
01:02:47Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:49Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:02:52You okay?
01:03:17I think so.
01:03:18No!
01:03:19Jesus!
01:03:22What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on her hem.
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:26Bullshit!
01:03:27No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:30What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:35I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:41I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:03:45Oh, fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:50Are you okay?
01:03:51It's okay, it's okay.
01:03:52I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not okaying this.
01:03:58I got you.
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:02I will be.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:06Now don't go anywhere.
01:04:06I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:13It's going to need some strapping.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:19If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:23I have none.
01:04:24I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:34You went to see Portia.
01:04:37You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton.
01:04:39Well, her check.
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:43I don't understand.
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:53Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:59She always wants what she can't have, and I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:06Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:10Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:20Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:23About a lot of things.
01:05:29Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:35Uh, I got you something.
01:05:43Wow.
01:05:44I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:48Wow.
01:05:49They're so lovely.
01:05:51Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:54No, no, no.
01:05:55You've already been too generous.
01:05:56It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:05:59I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:10Beautiful.
01:06:12They are beautiful.
01:06:15I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:22We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:26I really...
01:06:29Come on.
01:06:34Um, okay.
01:06:36Put your feet on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:51Is this real?
01:06:52Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:57I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:57I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:57So what?
01:06:58I think this is real.
01:07:17I don't think this night could be a drink.
01:07:20I'm sorry.
01:07:32You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:07:50I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:15Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:20he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:31Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:44If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:49that we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What?
01:08:53You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yep.
01:09:05And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:08In fact,
01:09:10I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:11Come on.
01:09:12Come on.
01:09:18Hi.
01:09:19I want to be finished printing.
01:09:22Oh my God.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:25This is so good news for us.
01:09:28And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:31You know,
01:09:32I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:09:34I think she probably slept like eye of Newt in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:37And eye of penis into his mouth.
01:09:40The slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:58This can't be happening.
01:10:00No.
01:10:04Give us a smile.
01:10:07Or, you know,
01:10:07a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:14Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well,
01:10:18you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom,
01:10:20so,
01:10:21I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:22It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:26And you're a thief.
01:10:28So,
01:10:29I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing.
01:10:33What?
01:10:33No,
01:10:34no,
01:10:34you're a liar.
01:10:35You're finished here,
01:10:36Rag.
01:10:36If you hurry,
01:10:38you might get to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:42This is someone who stole.
01:10:44her ex's $15,000 gold watch.
01:10:48And,
01:10:48my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:51You have a police record?
01:10:54That's not true.
01:10:55I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57Too funny.
01:10:59Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:03You feel better.
01:11:03Tell me.
01:11:12There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:19He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:25To what?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:28He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me,
01:11:33don't you?
01:11:34Harper.
01:11:35Don't answer that,
01:11:36son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:39Parsha called me.
01:11:41This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:44I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage,
01:11:48I didn't steal from anyone,
01:11:49I promise you.
01:11:50Having your call
01:11:51gives people like you a chance to be better
01:11:54and it always backfires.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:58You don't know her.
01:12:00As president of the parents' committee,
01:12:02I'm going to do everything I can
01:12:04to have your scholarship revoked
01:12:06and have you expelled.
01:12:07In fact,
01:12:08I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me,
01:12:21I still care about you.
01:12:22Please,
01:12:22don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:24Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper.
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:45Come on, pick up.
01:12:46Please, Harper.
01:12:47Your call has been forwarded
01:12:49to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:55If I could search the world
01:13:09Call Harper.
01:13:10I'd be happier than now.
01:13:20Call Hamilton.
01:13:22If I get hurt.
01:13:24Hey.
01:13:28Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:30Dude, look.
01:13:31Harper's run off.
01:13:32I'm looking for her,
01:13:33but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:35I need you to call her.
01:13:37Hopefully, she'll pick up for you.
01:13:38Please, man.
01:13:39I don't know, man.
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:43Look, Hamilton.
01:13:44I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:46If you don't help me,
01:13:47she's going to disappear forever,
01:13:48and I'll never see her again.
01:13:50You've got to help me, man.
01:13:51Please.
01:13:54Harper.
01:13:56Hey.
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:00Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:02Apologize to her.
01:14:04Do it now.
01:14:04I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:10I'm sorry about that.
01:14:12It's fine.
01:14:13It doesn't matter.
01:14:14None of it does.
01:14:15It's over now.
01:14:16Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:20Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:23She's right.
01:14:24I don't belong here.
01:14:27People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:32Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:35Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:37Yeah, I guess.
01:14:39With Anderson.
01:14:42Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time,
01:14:45it just felt safe for them.
01:14:47Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:52Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:02It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:05You wore a men's watch.
01:15:07Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:13And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:19And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:22Let's see it for Miss Leon.
01:15:24Thank you, sir.
01:15:25Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:31I took my jewelry off for Jim.
01:15:33And then I found it stolen.
01:15:34And the Maya...
01:15:35Sorry.
01:15:37Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:41Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:44But it's not.
01:15:46It's the police's word.
01:15:48Another young man's word.
01:15:50And Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:54Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:56Not evidence, but...
01:15:58I worked so hard for this.
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:05It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:07You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:11Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship and report this to the police.
01:16:21No.
01:16:23Stop.
01:16:24You all will need to see this.
01:16:28You all will need to see this.
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:37He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:40When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:44For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:45What you got over you?
01:16:46Have some dignity.
01:16:47Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:16:59Oh, my God.
01:17:01You found it.
01:17:02Oh, thank you.
01:17:03Thank you, thank you.
01:17:05Yeah, I found it.
01:17:06In your bedside table.
01:17:08Is this true?
01:17:11I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:13She'll never be one of us.
01:17:14Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:17She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:20We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:23Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:30Your accusers say, oh, you have very sincere apology.
01:17:34Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:36And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up for this.
01:17:41Oh, thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:44Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:50Please don't expel me.
01:17:51My parents will kill me.
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:17:59Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:18:02You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:04But you haven't.
01:18:06Not by a long shot.
01:18:08You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:11Yeah.
01:18:11You won't come to realize that.
01:18:13She's not like us.
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:15You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:18You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:20Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:23Four wives, all gone.
01:18:26Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:31Anderson, drop her.
01:18:33If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you every time.
01:18:38Anderson.
01:18:38You don't mean that.
01:18:40Listen clearly.
01:18:40If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:47I hope he's right about you.
01:18:50Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:53With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:04Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:07I stood up for my girl.
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends.
01:19:16Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know.
01:19:20What's that job entail?
01:19:23It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:26We'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:33And I'll probably say things like,
01:19:35I love you, Harper.
01:19:37I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:39Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:42I think I could handle all that.
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:51I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:54I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:19:57I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:06I love you.
01:20:07Miss Sullivan.
01:20:21Miss Sullivan.
01:20:24What's this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:27They had some for me, too.
01:20:28Oh, shit.
01:20:30Sorry, Dean.
01:20:36Food stamps.
01:20:36Just open it.
01:20:37It's my confirmation.
01:20:48I'm in.
01:20:48I'm definitely in.
01:20:50Oh, my God.
01:20:54I don't mean to steal your thunder, but...
01:20:56I got an early offer, too.
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:03Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:05Guess I'm going to have to try harder, then.
01:21:08It's perfect.
01:21:09Everything's perfect.
01:21:17Hey.
01:21:19Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:21You know that, right?
01:21:22I do.
01:21:24I do.
01:21:24I do.
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