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00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:24I crushed since childhood.
00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:48I'm sorry.
00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
01:32We love you so much.
01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:58You idiot.
01:59You need to die a virgin.
02:01No.
02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
02:06Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:14Dora.
02:15Can it wait?
02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
02:20Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
02:27I think we would make a great team.
02:30I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
02:37Oh my god!
02:58What did she just say?
03:00She's a virgin.
03:01L-M-A-O.
03:02How sweet.
03:07The bleeding little virgin.
03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:2350.
03:24Hey.
03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:27It's funny.
03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you.
03:31And then I heard your needy voice.
03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:39Wait.
03:40I totally can.
03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:46Cool.
03:51Don't have a mustache.
03:55I'll just, I'll leave you guys.
03:57Go.
03:58And this.
03:59It's interesting.
04:00Women have a choice for her.
04:01They can be appealing.
04:02Or they can be you.
04:03I like this cardigan.
04:04So would my great great great great grandmother.
04:05Leo's hot.
04:06You're not.
04:07Leo's rich.
04:08Poor.
04:09You're not.
04:10Leo's rich.
04:11You're poor.
04:12You're in your own.
04:13Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:16guardian. So would my great-great-great-grandmother. Leo's hot. You're not. Leo's rich, poor.
04:30We're in, you're out. Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:36Mindy. Know your place, nerd. In the library,
04:42holding your nose with the oven, please.
04:52You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
05:12What the hell? I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
05:18What?
05:20What?
05:22Did you get the towel just fall?
05:26Did your towel just fall?
05:44What?
05:45Want to sleep and pee?
05:50Oh, come on.
05:51It's not that bad.
05:53I just told Leo that I was in love with him,
05:55but Mindy was there.
05:56So now the whole school is going to know that I'm a virgin.
05:59Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
06:03Come on. I know you're in there, virgin.
06:06I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
06:22Oh, Troy.
06:25No virgins here.
06:27But you already knew that, right?
06:30Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
06:43Oh, not so fast.
06:46You're the ignorer.
06:47I saved you.
06:49Now you won't.
06:51Big time.
06:56No way.
06:57Guys like you only want one thing.
07:00Such a nice.
07:01Help pass you math.
07:03Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
07:09but it's got to be kept real secret.
07:11If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
07:15No, no.
07:16Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make
07:19it look like I'm throwing games.
07:22Match fixing?
07:24That also sounds super dodgy.
07:26I'm not touching it.
07:27Wait.
07:30What if we did a deal?
07:31You help me, and I help you get Leo.
07:37Boom.
07:38Swing it for fifth base in no time.
07:42It's a sexual reference for you.
07:44Once that's sex with Leo.
07:49It's not just sex.
07:52I love Leo.
07:54I've been waiting for him.
07:56So do we have a deal?
07:58Okay, but I need to clear something up.
08:02Fifth base?
08:02I thought it was fourth.
08:05You got some work to do.
08:08You think I'm a joke?
08:10It's called teasing door.
08:13Do you want Leo or...
08:16So you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
08:26You want me to teach you how to kiss to laugh?
08:31I just want to know what Leo will expect.
08:44I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
08:45All right.
08:52Maybe we should tackle it in order.
08:54List it for me.
08:56Flirting fashion technique.
08:58Okay, so you spend some time thinking about this.
09:01All right.
09:02Flirting skills first, and then boom, hit the base.
09:05Sounds good.
09:06Just don't forget about fashion.
09:09And we need a deadline.
09:10How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
09:13You can make a big move there.
09:15It's only two weeks away.
09:17Calm down.
09:18You're not that hopeless.
09:19We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
09:23Sounds good.
09:26My whole life is going to change.
09:29Go team.
09:29Dora, just the person I wanted to see.
09:44Oh, shit.
09:46I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
09:50You did?
09:51Yeah.
09:53I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
10:00I shouldn't have reacted that way.
10:02Yeah.
10:04Okay.
10:05Thanks.
10:07Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
10:09You should totally come.
10:12All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
10:17Totally.
10:21What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here?
10:40It's so friggin' neat.
10:42I like things organized.
10:47What are you doing?
10:48Checking to see if your underwear is color-coded.
10:51You probably have my solution of the week on it.
10:58My underwear is none of your business.
11:02I mean, it kind of is.
11:05If you want my help landing Leo.
11:09Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
11:21Just what are you doing?
11:34You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
11:36I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
11:49They're just eyes.
11:49I have two of them, like everyone else.
11:54Come on, Dora.
11:55I was flirting with you.
11:58This is why I need help.
11:59Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
12:05Just be open to signals.
12:08Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
12:11Can I bore you?
12:12Why would you care?
12:24Because you have such beautiful eyes.
12:28You're flirting again?
12:36Yeah, you're supposed to say something flirty back.
12:39I know, I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
12:50What do you think?
12:51Why not?
12:52But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
12:56Don't expect miracles.
12:58We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
13:13All right.
13:15I'll grab us a drink.
13:17Just try to be cool.
13:19Dude, why am I not cool?
13:28Oh my god, there's Leo.
13:31You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
13:34Yeah, good luck.
13:40Oh my god, there we go.
13:47Hey.
13:49I felt you staring at me from over there.
13:56Was I?
14:00I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
14:03You don't gotta say it.
14:05Minnie's a bitch.
14:06And you're awesome.
14:08I am.
14:09I am.
14:11I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
14:31I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
14:35You don't gotta say it.
14:36It's cool.
14:38Oh, okay.
14:43Yes, she does.
14:44Doesn't she, girls?
14:47Whatever it is.
14:48And I think it is her vagina.
14:53It's like a vagina when we dry her.
14:56We call it Adora.
15:02What the hell do you think you're doing?
15:04We're doing nothing.
15:11She needs you.
15:12Because you're nothing.
15:16Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
15:19I mean, she buys an Inventi-sized tube.
15:23How cute.
15:24But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
15:34Don't you dare laugh.
15:36Oh, it's about me all of a sudden.
15:38What are you seeing her?
15:49Dora the Borer?
15:52What, does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
15:59She's great.
16:01It's as simple as that, Mindy.
16:05Do you know what it'll do for my reputation
16:07if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
16:12Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
16:17I think it's kind of sweet.
16:25This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
16:31Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
16:37I'll take you somewhere about it.
16:49Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
16:57Wait here, I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
17:00Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
17:11I think we'd make a great team.
17:13I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
17:19I don't know.
17:22Ouch, that's a real kick in the lady nuts.
17:26Could you beat Penny or Dusty?
17:30I don't know.
17:31Can you, Nora?
17:34Ready?
17:35Okay, take my virginity, take my virginity, taaaake my virginity!
17:50Please stop.
18:08Please let me go.
18:08I don't know.
18:34Ian, where are you?
18:35I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
18:46Please, please let me go.
18:48Aw, honey, you wanna go?
18:51Please.
18:53You can go.
18:55We just wanna hear you say it.
18:58One more time.
18:59Say, take my virginity.
19:03Say it.
19:04Say it.
19:05Say it.
19:06Say it.
19:07Say it.
19:08Say it.
19:10Say it.
19:13That's enough!
19:18That's enough!
19:28And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:33I don't care what anyone says.
19:35When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
19:40You're wrong.
19:42I'll finish it.
19:43Say it.
20:05I'll get you a tissue.
20:11Say it.
20:11I'm sorry.
20:16I'm usually a crier.
20:19You can't let me get to you.
20:21Okay, you need to fight back.
20:23Like with a shark.
20:24You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:30Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:31You remind me of my little sister.
20:39Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
20:43I mean, she's eight.
20:44I really hope so.
20:48I remind you of an eight-year-old?
20:49It's all going to be okay.
21:02It's easy for you to say.
21:05You have to go to the hockey team.
21:06I mean, everyone loves you.
21:11And I'm just Dora.
21:14I happen to think you're pretty great.
21:24And, hey, that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:28I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
21:37You said it.
21:46Because I meant it.
21:47And the worst part is, I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
22:07You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you, no matter what you do, right?
22:10I just have to change the way that he sees me, all right?
22:14I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
22:22Okay.
22:24We'll make it happen, if that's what you really want.
22:32Let's do another flirty lesson.
22:35Now?
22:37It's not like we have another party to get to.
22:44Great team.
22:50Let's pretend like we're on a date.
22:53Okay?
22:55Show me some pointers.
22:58Okay.
22:59So, flirting.
23:03You want to make lots of eye contact.
23:06And if you can, touch them.
23:13Your arm.
23:20Your hand.
23:28Mm-hmm.
23:36Let's see how that would be like, dude.
23:39I know this is fake, but it feels real.
23:44And you should laugh at Leo's jokes, if he makes any.
23:49Which you probably won't.
23:51And then you should find something special about him to compliment him.
23:55You're a really good teacher.
24:10Am I?
24:12You smell so good.
24:16What is that?
24:18It just means we want to get close.
24:25Oh, God.
24:32This shit actually works.
24:41Congratulations.
24:42You just passed Flirting 101.
24:45You're better at this than you thought.
24:46I know.
24:47Wait, who knew I had it in me?
24:50Just curious.
24:52Why did you say that stuff about me?
24:54Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with?
25:01And you went with, I smell nice?
25:05What's wrong with that?
25:08How do you want to smell?
25:09A pair of sweaty old socks?
25:12Hockey players are tough, okay?
25:13We don't smell nice.
25:16Hey.
25:19Relax.
25:21You are still a beast on the ice.
25:24I will let your secret kid out.
25:29Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
25:32I like it.
25:34Thanks.
25:37Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
25:40Yeah.
25:41Like I asked?
25:41It's around here somewhere.
25:43Dora's helping Troy track the money?
26:06If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
26:10She's gonna fuck everything up!
26:13I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
26:26What's up with you and Dora?
26:29What's it to you?
26:31She's an old friend. Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
26:35Yeah? Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
26:40Dora. Hardly. She's like our team mascot.
26:45Perfect. Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
26:50I wonder if Troy will like this.
27:00I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
27:05Going somewhere geek girl?
27:06I've got a date with Troy.
27:20Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:35Where are you going? The library?
27:42I obviously did something to offend you.
27:44Everything about you offends me geek.
27:47The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
27:52I mean, do you have any self-respect?
28:00Can I go?
28:02Well, not until I help you out a little.
28:05I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
28:09And these have a definite gotta go.
28:12And this hornigan? So gross.
28:21Stop!
28:23And you gotta bait the hook with something.
28:37You gotta fight back.
28:38Like with a shark. You gotta punch her in the nose.
29:03Sorry I'm late.
29:04Yeah, you should be. It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
29:10I know.
29:12Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
29:23It's the butt.
29:26Butt like a 1T or a 2T.
29:34Just stick to fourth base then.
29:39Where's the crazy little bitch that...
29:45That's her!
29:46Oh, Chris!
29:47What are you, Dora Miller?
29:48Dora Miller, you're under arrest.
29:49You're aggravating assault.
29:50Whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
29:51Can we just talk about this?
29:52This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
29:54No, she's the one who assaulted me.
29:55Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
29:56I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
29:57Yeah.
29:58I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
29:59Let's go, thanks.
30:00Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
30:01She's one of the main reasons for this.
30:02I'm not going to have the rink.
30:03I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
30:04Let's go, thanks.
30:05Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
30:06One lady reported an assault, and it needs to be investigated.
30:09No, she's the one who assaulted me.
30:11Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
30:17I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
30:19Yeah, I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
30:21Let's go, thanks.
30:22Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
30:25She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
30:28Yeah?
30:29No.
30:30This is bullshit. This is not happening.
30:33Oh, really?
30:35Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
30:43That's what I thought.
30:45Sorry for this misunderstanding.
30:51Nice to meet you.
30:52Hey, nice to meet you too.
30:53See you at the next game?
30:54You will, go team.
30:56Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me. Got it?
31:07I can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
31:22No, I've never seen him before in my life.
31:24That was bullshit.
31:25It worked, didn't it?
31:27Unbelievable.
31:28You know what's unbelievable?
31:29Is you punching Mindy in the face?
31:31I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
31:33I don't know what happened, okay?
31:34Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
31:38Yeah, I wish I would have been there slugger.
31:45Yeah, I wish I would have been there slugger.
31:48I'm calling the cops.
32:10Or you can stay with me tonight.
32:18I'll change my sheets.
32:23You can sleep in my bed tonight.
32:25I'll take the floor.
32:35I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
32:38He feels so good.
32:39Oh no!
32:40Am I hot for Troy?
32:48Do you have something I could change into?
32:53Yeah, of course.
32:59Thanks.
33:13I'm so sorry, I did not realize.
33:16Relax, don't worry.
33:18You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game.
33:21Yeah, but that's...that's different.
33:25You can look now.
33:27You're still shirtless.
33:29That's how I sleep.
33:31But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
33:34Dream on.
33:36Come on.
33:44Come here.
33:46Babe.
33:59I'm alone.
34:06I can't share the bed if you want.
34:25I trust you.
34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't.
34:29I'm just feeling like I do.
34:31You're a gentleman.
34:33You're going to ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
34:36You're free.
34:41We can put a pillow in between us.
34:46We might need a thicker jaw.
35:06What happened to the pillow?
35:21Someone threw it on the floor.
35:24It wasn't me.
35:25Why would I do that?
35:28I don't know.
35:30Maybe because you want me to do this?
35:32Wake me up when it's been over.
35:38Take my heart with hope for your hands.
35:43I've been swimming all my days just trying to find the way for me.
35:50You know, Leah's the one I want.
36:02You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
36:04I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
36:08Thanks.
36:09Yeah.
36:10Sorry for freaking out.
36:13I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
36:21Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
36:24Yeah.
36:25Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
36:28Okay, I have an American history exam I got to get to, so I'm going to.
36:42Hey, what's up?
36:44What's up, dude?
36:47So, your door punched Mindy.
36:50It's unhinged, man.
36:52Trust me, dude.
36:54Mindy deserved it.
36:57You got to kick her to the curb, bro.
36:58Why are you so down on Dora?
37:04Isn't she your friend?
37:05Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to be more focused.
37:12I'm focused.
37:13Okay, don't worry about me.
37:15Doesn't look it.
37:16When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running around with Dora all the time.
37:26Leo!
37:27Hey!
37:28I'm going to wash this.
37:32Get it back to you.
37:36Mini trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
37:40Wow!
37:42Are you that desperate to get laid?
37:44Stop it!
37:58Stop!
37:58Okay.
38:00Troy is just a friend.
38:01It's nice to know what you really think of me.
38:06I was just looking out for you.
38:08Troy's the biggest player on campus.
38:10You're a virgin.
38:12I just didn't want you to get hurt.
38:15Thanks, man.
38:20There's nothing happening between us.
38:22Don't say that more, do you?
38:23Don't say that more, do you?
38:24Don't say that more, do you?
38:25Thanks, buddy.
38:26Great chat.
38:27Go team.
38:28Go team.
38:38Excuse me.
38:39The boss wants an update.
38:45Hey, Big Mike.
38:51How's it hanging?
38:51I mean, right, nothing.
38:57So, everything's set to where we lose the big match,
39:00except Troy's trying to figure out where the money comes from.
39:03Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
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