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00:02Oops, I dropped my towel.
00:06It feels like I was right there by watching this video.
00:13I'm Kitten, and I've got a million followers on Instagram just because I've got the perfect news.
00:19Vox, the Cyber Daddy.
00:27I'll always be your muse.
00:30Just for you.
00:50Brooke.
00:51Hi, boss. What's up?
00:54Brooke, I need that Q2 breakdown in an hour.
00:57But boss!
01:01Ow! Fuck!
01:04I was this close.
01:10Kitten, meet me at this restaurant tomorrow.
01:14Can't wait, babe.
01:18I'll finally get to meet my online boyfriend in person!
01:22Hear ya, kitten? I got you blue flowers.
01:24I got you blue flowers.
01:31Hi, Vox.
01:37No freaking way.
01:39My internet thrift shop is my boss!
01:41Oh!
01:47Wait. You're...
01:50Victor!
01:52Hi!
01:55Brie, what are you doing here?
01:57Um, I'm eating!
02:00That's not illegal, right?
02:01And it's Brooke, by the way.
02:03Where's that proposal I asked for yesterday?
02:06Right, uh, I'll get right on that.
02:08I'm heading back to the office right now.
02:19Help!
02:21My boss is such an asshole.
02:23One day I'm gonna kick him in the ass.
02:24Hard.
02:27LOL.
02:28Sounds worse than my useless assistant.
02:30Go for it.
02:33Fine.
02:34Fine.
02:36I'm screwed.
02:37If he ever finds out about me drawing new paintings of him to all my followers,
02:42he'll definitely fire me.
02:43Good news!
02:44You're leading today's pitch.
02:46Wait, what?
02:48Uh...
02:54Is it even possible?
02:56How could a ruthless CEO turn out to be THE cyberdatican trend?
03:01Hey.
03:02Boss is in the mood.
03:04You don't want to get on his bad side.
03:06Go.
03:07Kitten.
03:08Why didn't you reply to my text?
03:10Did I do something wrong?
03:18Why are you spacing out?
03:26Start the presentation.
03:28Yes.
03:29Right away.
03:31Why?
03:32Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:34Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:40Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:41Wow.
03:47Why are you staring at your phone?
03:54Why don't you share it with the whole room?
03:58No!
04:07I dropped it in the toilet earlier.
04:09I haven't sanitized it yet.
04:11Wouldn't want you touching it, boss.
04:12It's gross.
04:13It turns out.
04:18Okay.
04:19Okay.
04:29That was close.
04:30No more screw-ups.
04:42This is your presentation.
04:53No way! I know that guy.
04:56That's Vox underscore 77.
04:59Yeah, internet sex symbol.
05:00Dude has a million followers. Millions.
05:03If he's in front of me right now,
05:05I'd kiss every single inch of his body
05:07and get down his knees.
05:10Hell yeah!
05:18Hey. Out. Now.
05:43Kitten.
05:44Who is she to you?
05:47Kitten?
05:48I'm her biggest fan.
05:50Her Vox fan art is godlike.
05:52Those two are the hottest couple of mine.
05:56Get back to work.
06:03Get me her address.
06:05I need to find her.
06:07ASAP.
06:10There's no way Victor can find out about me being kitten.
06:14How do I hide it from him though?
06:27Sorry Vox.
06:28Maybe it's better we don't meet up.
06:29Not yet.
06:32Who's there?
06:51What do you want?
06:52You're here for kitten?
06:53What?
06:53Signature?
06:54Hug?
06:55Kisses cost extra money.
06:58Um.
07:00Actually.
07:00I'm her.
07:01What?
07:01Her boyfriend?
07:02Yeah.
07:03Okay.
07:03We got a lot of weird fanboys like you coming through here.
07:16Hey.
07:17Phil.
07:17It's my dealer.
07:18Go to hell.
07:26Here.
07:27Just so you know.
07:28I screen everything.
07:30No weirdos get past this door anymore.
07:33Um.
07:35Okay.
07:36I'm sorry.
07:36Um.
07:37I'll leave.
07:38Could you please just give these to her for me?
07:40Um.
07:58These are the cookies from my comic.
08:01Yeah they're from some guy.
08:02I don't know.
08:03He said he made them himself.
08:06And that's from him too.
08:27Hey, Vox.
08:29Hey, kitten.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:33If you're not ready, I can wait.
08:36However long it takes.
08:38I want to see you now.
08:43Wait, what?
08:51Screw it.
08:52No more games.
08:53I'm doing something crazy tonight.
08:59No, kitten.
09:02I'm on my way home.
09:04Why not stay in the car?
09:05I mean, you're getting older.
09:11What if I told you you're about to inspire the steamiest panel I've ever drawn?
09:19I will do whatever you want me to do.
09:28Then turn on your camera.
09:30No, I'm on my way.
09:39I can't fake, for God's sakes.
09:42Unbutton your show.
09:52There we go.
09:54Now that's a canvas with drawing.
10:00Close your eyes.
10:03Picture this.
10:05I crawl over you.
10:07Press against you.
10:17It's skin to skin.
10:23Come sit on my lap.
10:31Are you giving me orders now?
10:33I live to please.
10:35I never feel so loved.
10:41I've been having dreams.
10:44I never feel so loved.
10:50I've been having dreams.
10:53Max.
10:56Good girl.
11:22You had your fun, and now it's my turn.
11:28I want every part of you trembling when you're in love with us.
11:37I never feel so loved.
11:40I love you.
11:42I love you.
11:58Can I?
12:05Can I?
12:12Do you see me?
12:22The CEO's got an interview tomorrow morning.
12:25I need that briefing draft like yesterday!
12:28Right! On it!
12:37Are you okay?
12:40Yeah, just swamped again.
12:43Ugh, overtime?
12:46Your boss sucks.
12:47Your boss sucks.
12:49Congrats!
12:50You just rusted yourself.
12:55Sweet dreams.
12:57Bye.
12:59Good night.
13:01Bye.
13:11I wish I could see her.
13:14Even in just a dream.
13:31I really did that.
13:33With Victor.
13:34Over the phone.
13:3510 out of 10 would risk my career again.
13:39The CEO bailed on the interview.
13:41How the hell am I gonna explain this to the magazine?
13:44What if I get him to show up?
13:46You?
13:47Bullshit.
13:48I bet he'll be there before time.
13:50If you pull that off, I'll be your assistant for the week.
13:54Deal.
13:56Kitten hasn't replied.
13:58Did I push her too far?
14:10Brooke?
14:12Tick numbers...
14:19Brooke?
14:22Do you even know who I really am?
14:34Brittany? Brittany? Right?
14:42It's Brooke, actually. Anyway, I...
14:51If you find out someone you trust has been actually lying to you the whole time, what would you do?
15:03Did you need anything else from me? No!
15:06Okay. Understood, boss.
15:11Shit.
15:18Got the new trendstar. Mad respect for anyone who lands that cover.
15:26What if I made the cover? What's in it for me?
15:32Dinner. Anywhere. My tree.
15:40No reply? Guess dinner's not enough.
15:4550 seconds, 55, almost 10.
15:52I told you he wouldn't show up.
15:59I told you he wouldn't show up.
16:20Sir, thank you for agreeing to this interview.
16:22Your magazine will be the first and only one that I collaborate with.
16:27How did you say to him earlier? It's a secret.
16:30Now go get me a coffee, assistant.
16:41I have never seen him smile like that before.
16:44Hmm. Ice prints by day, shirtless thirst trap by night.
16:56Interview's almost done. Where should we meet later?
17:02Here. See you then.
17:05Here. See you then.
17:10Here.
17:14So, let me get this straight.
17:16You're saying that the cookie guy, the one who booked this whole place just for you, boss, he's your evil
17:24boss?
17:26Yeah.
17:26Well, I just, what are you gonna do when he figures it all out? Like, aren't you worried?
17:31Of course I'm scared. That's why I need backup.
17:38Pop quiz. What are you gonna do if he shows up shirtless? Like, what's your mood?
17:47I jumped him right there.
17:50You're crazy.
17:52Have you seen him?
17:54I don't know. Just stall him. Tell him getting feeling sick or something.
17:58I need to go. He's coming right now.
18:04I need to go. He's coming right now.
18:06I need to go. I need to go.
18:07Tell him!
18:16Funny. You have one of Kitten's unreleased comics and yet here you are. Coincidence?
18:22So what?
18:26So what? Are you one of Kitten's crazy superfans or something?
18:30What? No. I just stepped out for some fresh air. No problem.
18:36Good. Blow these up.
18:40That's not in my job description.
18:43Then quit. I'll approve it right now.
18:46Hey, boss.
19:03Kitten. Hope you like the surprise I planned.
19:07Ugh, seriously? I'm literally setting up my own surprise.
19:15Babe, forgot to say. I hate balloons.
19:19Stop blowing! Stop!
19:21Okay, um, pop every single last one, three minutes, and then toss them all.
19:27Are you serious?!
19:28I'm serious!
19:31Stupid Victor!
19:40Stupid Victor!
19:41Stupid Victor!
19:43Aw, damn girl!
19:46That ass is puffy!
19:53Let her go!
20:14Now get lost! Before I make it worse!
20:17Come on, hurry up!
20:20That wound is deep. We need to get you to a hospital.
20:23No, no. I have somewhere I have to go to.
20:26What's going on? Are you guys okay?
20:28Did she come yet?
20:32No. She thought you weren't coming.
20:37I screwed up.
20:39I kept her waiting, again.
20:48Victor!
20:50Victor, you're seriously wasting it!
20:58Kitten, why aren't you answering?
21:08Who wouldn't ignore a drunk mess like you?
21:19Kitten.
21:22Why did you lie to me?
21:27Why did you lie to me?
21:29Did he figure it out?
21:34I just...
21:35I just miss you so much.
21:37It's like I'm seeing things.
21:40I just want you so bad.
21:46I just missed you.
21:57I did it.
22:01Why hurt?
22:02Why are you so in love with Kitten?
22:05Because you saved my life.
22:18Hey! Stay with me! Get up!
22:27Victor. Victor, you're awake. How do you feel?
22:32Yeah. That girl that saved me. Where'd she go?
22:43Nobody was there when I arrived, but I found this.
23:00You're my guardian angel.
23:06But what if she's been hiding something? What if she's not who you think she is?
23:10Well then, I'll just have to trust what I see with my own eye.
23:27It's late.
23:34Get some rest, and maybe your dream will come true.
23:44I can't keep lying to him. We should just go back to being strictly professional.
23:49So what's the plan?
23:54Before he falls any deeper, I'm going to meet him.
23:58As a kitten.
24:00Yeah, but what if he recognizes you? What then?
24:09I'm a comic artist. Disguises are half my job.
24:29Kitten, thanks for agreeing to meet. I'm here.
24:33I'm here.
24:35I'm here.
25:00I'm here.
25:02I'm here.
25:03I have a girlfriend.
25:05Come on.
25:06You've been here all alone for one hour. Don't lie.
25:13He said no, sweetheart.
25:19Thanks for the drink. We appreciate it.
25:24Kitten?
25:26Hi, Vox.
25:30I can't believe it's you. I'm just...
25:33Actually, I came here to break up with you.
25:39What?
25:40I'd stand up for any hot stranger.
25:43You're not special.
25:47If I did something wrong, I'm sure I could fix it.
25:51You didn't.
25:51I just got bored.
25:53That's all.
25:56That face.
25:59Run.
26:00Run before you fall harder.
26:05Get back.
26:06I'm not letting you go that easily.
26:12Wait.
26:14You're...
26:21Wait.
26:24You're...
26:32So beautiful.
26:36Wait.
26:38What?
26:38More than...
26:40I ever imagined.
26:44You can get your flight.
26:48Thanks.
26:49But I need to go...
26:52Use the bathroom.
26:53You can just...
27:04Thank God he didn't recognize me.
27:08Vox.
27:12Didn't you say...
27:13That you loved my body?
27:16That I was your muse?
27:19I...
27:22What the fuck?
27:29The bathroom that way?
27:31Yeah.
27:31It's just in that hall.
27:33Shit.
27:34Someone's coming.
27:35Say it.
27:36Say you'll give me a chance.
27:37Fine.
27:38Okay.
27:39I promise.
27:40Just...
27:40Just let me go.
27:50Bops!
27:51What a surprise!
28:06No way.
28:08I lost my badge!
28:1630 minutes late.
28:18No chance I'll run into.
28:22Boss?
28:23Coming in or not?
28:38You're Kitten Stalker, aren't you?
28:41What?
28:42No.
28:43I'm just...
28:44A fan.
28:46Official club member.
28:47I have the keychain and everything.
28:48You know stalking is a crime, right?
28:50And our company has a zero-tolerance policy?
28:53I'm not a stalker.
28:55I'm a loyal employee.
28:57Speaking of which...
28:59You have a delivery.
29:00So I'll get right on that.
29:13Kitten, why do you have this employee badge?
29:18Oh.
29:18I found it at the restaurant.
29:20Weird, huh?
29:24Right.
29:25That's why he thinks I'm a stalker.
29:35Watch it, try-hard!
29:37You sucking up to the CEO now?
29:38No.
29:41Since when does talking count is sucking up?
29:43It's not even my type.
29:45All stiff suits and pictures.
29:46Who knows what's underneath?
29:50Hmm.
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