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00:01Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:05Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:11Will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:14Not always.
00:15But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:20Soon?
00:21How soon?
00:23Ideally within three months.
00:27Oh my god.
00:31Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:33Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:37Mom.
00:39I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:43After I'm gone.
00:45Yeah.
00:46I promise.
00:49I love you so much.
00:51I love you, sweetie.
00:54I have always wanted kids.
00:57Maybe it's time.
01:18I'm so sorry.
01:19I'm so sorry.
01:21I think that's fine.
01:24Hey, I'm sorry.
01:25You're welcome.
01:31You're welcome.
01:31Did not see that coming.
01:33Handsome guy.
01:35Unexpected kiss.
01:41are you okay
01:52well well if it isn't my perfect innocent ex what's the occasion are you pregnant too
02:01i'm not as efficient as you writer we broke up what three months ago and candy is six months
02:08along impressive timeline oh please you couldn't keep a man let alone raise a kid
02:16or are you here to raid the sperm bank and diy a family
02:30look mom seriously i
02:37low amh diminished ovarian reserve recommended to start trying within three months
02:44oh for her wow looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs
02:51this is truly a plot twist
03:03i'm really worried about you claire you know a girl with your history do you think you're
03:08going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up you're basically
03:11a clearance rack expired free and still no takers
03:16no takers
03:18you can rest assured i already have a boyfriend
03:23yeah
03:25mit
03:256-2
03:27iq off the charts trust fund air practically built for greatness
03:31way better than loser rider
03:35boyfriend
03:38sure claire
03:40uh let me guess he lives in the canadian wilderness or some bullshit like that
03:46and the best thing of all he has the one thing you can't find
03:50oh
03:52kindness
03:54funny you're funny how about we make a bet
03:57if you're not pregnant within say three months you have to admit the truth
04:02if you were just a dried up old woman you have to admit it out loud and to the public
04:09oh baby you're bad
04:11love i'm in for you
04:15and if i win you stray through the office naked screaming that you are nothing but a little
04:21slimy suck-up bitch boy
04:26deal
04:27game on miss nobody wants you
04:30nobody wants you
04:33oh my god
04:35what the fuck did i just do
04:38even the sperm banks are booked six months out and i only have three
04:43where the hell am i gonna find the perfect gene donor boyfriend
04:46oh god someone help me
04:49now that's interesting
04:53you know
04:55i think i could help with that
05:05ethan reed
05:06mit phd
05:07iq 200
05:08that's my medical report
05:10no genetic disorders
05:11clean family history
05:12i take every bucks
05:14on your donor wish list
05:18okay
05:19what's the catch
05:22you
05:22marry me
05:23contractually three months
05:24just long enough to shut my family up
05:26and lock in my inheritance
05:28and in return
05:30you get my sperm
05:31and we get you pregnant just in time to win your little bet
05:35that's really all you want
05:36a paper marriage
05:39look
05:39claire
05:41i'm not looking for love
05:42i'm looking for efficiency
05:47honestly
05:48this might be the fastest route to motherhood
05:53all right
05:54deal
06:03boss
06:04prenuptial agreement
06:12thanks
06:15okay
06:16three rounds of artificial insemination
06:18temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances
06:21contract terminates after three months
06:26i'd like to add one more term
06:28oh
06:29financial independence
06:31i don't want anyone thinking i'm some gold digger
06:35fair enough
06:36fair enough
06:36if that's what you want
06:37i'm in
06:38great
06:39great
06:40thank you
06:45lovely
06:46excuse me mr reed
06:49are you ready to head to head into the collection room for your specimen
06:54sure
06:56good luck
06:57thank you
07:02mrs reed
07:04would you like to go in with him show him a little support
07:07oh no i'm actually oh no i'm actually oh no no excuse me i i'm oh oh no um excuse
07:14me i uh
07:22need any uh help with that oh and um how pray tell do you plan on helping me
07:32uh
07:33um
07:34um
07:35um
07:35um
07:36um
07:47I did not mean that I was going to...
07:52Oh my God.
07:54Shut up, shut up, shut up.
07:55Please, how do I turn this off?
07:57Um...
07:57Shut up, shut up.
07:59How do I make this stop?
08:01This is so crazy.
08:03Um...
08:09Like that.
08:13Um, you should probably get started.
08:17I probably should.
08:18Yeah.
08:18I'm gonna...
08:19I'm gonna wait outside.
08:20Be my guest.
08:21Okay.
08:22Bye.
08:28Adorable.
08:38Enjoying yourself?
08:40Doctor.
08:40Thank you, Mr. Reed.
08:41Of course.
08:42We'll begin shortly.
08:43You can wait outside.
08:44Okay.
08:46If you need anything, just...
08:48yell for me.
08:55Yeah.
08:59Boss.
09:00You married someone out of the blue?
09:02Feels a little impulsive.
09:04Even for you.
09:06No.
09:07It's not impulsive.
09:08Actually, she's...
09:10I don't know.
09:11She's...
09:11Interesting.
09:15Anyways, what'd you find?
09:17Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at Nova.
09:21Her ex cheated on her with his boss, Candy Ashford.
09:24Mrs. Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
09:29Just last week, she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal.
09:32Said it wasn't feminine enough.
09:35Bye, Nova.
09:37Make Claire the new design director.
09:40Wait, seriously?
09:42Yeah.
09:43Look, our marriage may have a deadline.
09:46But she's still my wife.
09:48Anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me.
09:51Understood, sir.
09:53Now, go get the car ready.
09:55We have to go meet Mom.
09:57Copy.
10:04Hello.
10:05Mr. Reed, the procedure went smoothly.
10:08We'll know in four weeks if it was successful.
10:10Oh, wonderful.
10:17Thank you so much, Mr. Reed.
10:19I might actually get to be a mom now.
10:23Of course.
10:24But, um, you know, we are married now.
10:29And you are my wife.
10:31Call me Ethan.
10:33Fake wife.
10:35Remember?
10:38Right.
10:40So, Ethan, you've done your part.
10:44When do I get to do mine?
10:45Right now.
10:46Well, we're about to go meet my mother.
10:50Okay.
10:55Mother.
10:57This is my wife.
10:59Claire.
11:00Claire, my mother.
11:02Nora.
11:03Nora, it's so lovely to meet you.
11:05Hi.
11:13Oh, sweetie.
11:14I've been looking forward to this for so long.
11:17And you rascal.
11:19So this is why you keep dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
11:24Uh, yeah.
11:25I'll explain that eventually.
11:28Of course.
11:29Wouldn't want everyone your wedding night.
11:32Come, Byron.
11:33They have a mission.
11:35Making me a grandchild.
11:38Don't have too much fun.
11:41Okay.
11:47That's my mother.
11:48Yeah.
11:54Uh, sorry for driving me here without having a chance to pack.
12:05This should do for now, right?
12:08Thanks.
12:09Of course.
12:13I'll go and make something to eat.
12:17Make yourself at home.
12:24Oh, my God.
12:26Even his cologne is perfect.
12:29I mean, my knees are actually weak.
12:31Too bad it's just temporary.
12:34Three months and that is it.
12:35God.
12:36Get a grip.
12:37What am I doing?
12:41What are you making?
12:49I'm lying in your heart.
12:52I see every day that we could face.
12:55Oh.
12:56I'm...
12:58Making some things.
12:59True.
13:04Oh my God.
13:06I just got promoted.
13:08Design director.
13:09I start tomorrow.
13:10Oh my God.
13:10Oh, God.
13:13Oh, shit.
13:14I am so sorry.
13:15I did not do that.
13:15No, no, no.
13:16It's fine.
13:17No, really, it's...
13:20Oh, Claire.
13:21Yeah?
13:23Claire, be careful, please.
13:24No, it's fine.
13:24There's just a huge thing.
13:25No, Claire.
13:26You don't under...
13:27Oh.
13:28Oh, okay.
13:29Oh!
13:35Careful.
13:37Claire.
13:38You are playing with fire.
13:40Mrs. Reed.
13:43Holy shit.
13:44Yep.
13:45Definitely hard.
13:47And definitely huge.
13:49Oh, jeez.
13:50I...
13:51No.
13:51Not really.
13:58No.
13:59Okay.
13:59That body should come with a warning label.
14:06Ugh.
14:28You made this mess.
14:30You clean it up.
14:32Uh...
14:33Where are you going?
14:35Oh.
14:35I'm just...
14:36I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
14:38You know, put out the...
14:40Fire you started.
14:49If I'm the new design director...
14:52Candy, better start packing up her desk.
15:02I can't wait.
15:03I can't wait.
15:04What's going on here?
15:06Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
15:10Nova got bowed out yesterday.
15:12Word is his rich, young and single...
15:14I call it dips.
15:17Oh, Claire.
15:18Don't forget your perfect gene baby bat with Ryder?
15:22maybe you could try your luck with the new CEO lots of old money there with a
15:27face like that plan the CEO please what are you gonna do sneak into his bed and
15:32turkey base yourself I don't need a trap anyone Ryder unlike you I offer value
15:41all on my own oh please you have been so heartbroken you can't even manage a
15:47rebound what are you expecting immaculate conception
15:51okay I don't need divine conception and for all you know I'm already pregnant
15:57please
16:10welcome to Nova Mr. Reed
16:14welcome to Nova Mr. Reed
16:21welcome sir I'm Claire from design
16:35Claire
16:42design director effective immediately
16:51yes sir
16:55okay what she is barely qualified and I have been running this program for two years
17:02if if she's director then who am I support staff come on that is blatant favoritism
17:13byron I've done some research on Nova before acquiring it this sketch created by Miss Miller herself
17:21has had the highest performing markers a year straight if anything I'd say this promotion is long overdue
17:39so how do you know the new CEO
17:42I I don't don't lie he comes and promotes you first thing and you don't know him
17:51come on babe the new guy's obviously clueless that's why I picked her no real skill
17:59it won't lie
18:12Ethan
18:15Claire
18:19why did you buy Nova and make me the director
18:23well because you're my wife
18:27and more importantly you're talented
18:31look Claire I'm not going to waste that
18:35but everyone's going to think I'm just here because of you
18:40maybe but we're connected nonetheless
18:44Claire contract or not you are the future mother of my child
18:47and the future mother of my child will not be disrespected
18:50so I'll tell everyone today and clear the air
18:54no
18:55wait Ethan you can't go public
18:59please
19:01I don't want to be the woman who's known for
19:04using your sperm to climb the ladder
19:06seen by whom
19:09writer
19:09candy
19:10anyone
19:12you're the CEO Ethan
19:13I just
19:15I'm just someone under contract
19:19and in three months it's all over
19:22isn't it
19:26all right
19:27it's your choice
19:30okay
19:40yeah Byron what is with that woman
19:41I mean any sane person would kill to be Mrs. Reed right
19:45she acts like it's a life sentence
19:49that must be what makes her so
19:52interesting
19:53hmm
19:56maybe
20:09long meeting with the CEO
20:11I guess that means we can add him to your perfect gene list
20:15hmm
20:17someone seems desperate
20:19what?
20:20are you nervous?
20:21afraid you'll lose the back
20:24mind your own business writer
20:31mind your own business writer
20:33mind your own business writer
21:00I'm Maybach.
21:04What does she have a sugar daddy now?
21:13Ever since I saw her getting that Maybach, nothing. No sign of it again. Was it all just for show?
21:20Hmm, stale.
21:22Mr. Reid says you've all been working hard. Lunch is on him. Design team, you've got their own special menu.
21:31Well, I said you're doing wonderful. You bring that to you, Claire.
21:50Thank you, Claire.
21:55Thank you, Claire.
21:57Thank you, Claire.
22:05Tastes fine to me.
22:08Unless you're pregnant or something. You got a secret boyfriend hiding somewhere?
22:26Please, um, I'm just not feeling great.
22:30Oh.
22:31I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
22:35Claire.
22:37Could she really be pregnant?
22:52What the hell? This is the ladies room.
22:54No way. Are you seriously pregnant?
22:56Back off. That is none of your business.
22:58This is if your concerns are bet.
23:00Now spill.
23:00Who's the Maybach guy? Your sperm donor?
23:05She said back off!
23:06A8 oz oz oz oz.
23:16Oh.
23:22No way.
23:35We'll get to you later.
23:39She's not really pregnant, is she?
23:42Now, I don't see why that would be any concern of yours.
23:44Well, hey, I'm just looking out for her, boss.
23:46I mean, after all, she used to be my girlfriend.
23:52Guess her eggs really are busted, aren't they?
23:54Or maybe that perfect gene donor of yours, shooting blanks.
23:58I'll tell you what, I'll help you out for old time's sake.
24:02Spend one night with me and then boom, I'm sorry.
24:09You are disgusting!
24:11Oh, you bitch.
24:16Touch her, and I swear it will be the last thing you ever do.
24:22What the fuck?!
24:24Sorry, it's just a joke.
24:27You're awfully protective of your employee.
24:29Something I should know about?
24:32What happens between Claire and me?
24:34Is none of your goddamn business.
24:36So, leave your damn mouth shut if you want to keep your job.
24:41Okay?
24:54Claire?
24:57Claire?
24:59Claire?
24:59Claire?
25:02I'm sorry.
25:04Here.
25:10You've been under a lot of stress, which can reduce ovarian function.
25:13Probably why conception hasn't happened.
25:16You need rest, moderate exercise, and a better mood before the next artificial insemination.
25:21So, it's my fault.
25:23Hey, no, no, no.
25:25No, none of this is your fault.
25:29Alright?
25:30We still have time, and...
25:40We're in this together.
25:42Okay?
25:46Light movement helps.
25:48Walks, swimming, yoga.
25:51Anything to keep your brain slow and present.
25:56You know, I bet you're a pretty bomb at yoga for the shop.
26:02Great.
26:05Ladies, raise your hands slowly.
26:09Gentlemen, support your partners.
26:11Breathe together.
26:24Don't worry, I'm not going to try anything.
26:26Just relax.
26:30Now, gently lean back.
26:33Your back rest against your partner's chest, and feel their support.
26:37Feel the connection, their grounding presence.
26:41It's okay.
26:43Trust me.
26:50You know, you're kind of irresistible when you're zen.
27:15Now, take your partner in your arms, and slowly lean back together.
27:21Feel that stretch in your spine, and breathe through it.
27:29Yes.
27:39Ready?
27:40Yeah.
27:46Nice.
27:48Are you okay?
27:49Yeah.
27:54Oh my god, I am so sorry that that was an accident.
27:59Lucky me.
28:01He's just a contract partner.
28:04So why the hell is my heart doing backflips?
28:20Um, is that carrot your mortal enemy?
28:24Because you've turned it into confetti.
28:26Hm.
28:27You try perfectly slicing for prenatal nutrition.
28:29I'm a novice under pressure, okay?
28:32You're actually trying to ace a pregnancy diet?
28:36That's... oddly endearing.
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