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00:00This program is brought to you in part by Miller Lite, the great taste of a true Pilsner beer.
00:20Woo-hoo!
00:22And by Extreme Gong Tailgate Super Bowl Party, 1999!
00:27Woo-hoo!
00:30Oh, that's bitter.
00:37Hey, guys, enjoy the chili.
00:39It's great.
00:40Chunky.
00:44So, it's nice to see you.
00:46You doing anything afterwards?
00:47Maybe we'll get a drink?
00:49Uh, even maybe a motel?
00:51Hit the hay?
00:52Yeah, all right.
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01:00Woo!
01:01I'm tired.
01:02Super Bowl!
01:03Super Bowl!
01:04Yeah!
01:05Yeah, guys!
01:06Go ahead, jump.
01:07We'll catch ya!
01:08Go ahead!
01:09Yay!
01:10Yay!
01:11Oh, bummer.
01:12More barbecue sauce!
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01:19Hey, everybody!
01:20We're having short ribs!
01:21We're having short ribs!
01:22Yay!
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01:31It's time for the show that will make your remote obsolete, Extreme Dog, and we are live!
01:37Have an act!
01:38Have a talent!
01:39Have no life!
01:40Then we want you on this stage, America!
01:43And now, Nathan Lane's own personal tailgate party, George Graves!
01:50Woo!
01:51Woo!
01:52Woo!
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02:20Yeah, that's a good-looking pecker I got there, isn't it?
02:24Woo! Welcome to Extreme Gong!
02:27Yeah, Bob Eubanks doesn't do this, does he?
02:29We're the only show on television where you can mess around with your phone
02:32and it'll change everything we're doing here.
02:34Let's say hello to the gang, shall we?
02:36Gannon, Drew, and Faw's Extreme Gong!
02:38Woo!
02:38One more person here today, very exciting,
02:52but as you can tell, there's more than one horse's ass on our stage.
02:56He's our announcer, Wendell!
03:05Now I know where that term comes from, by the way.
03:07How are you doing, Eric?
03:08George, you said I could get oxygen through this.
03:10Oh, you gotta breathe real deep!
03:12Breathe! There you go!
03:14It's a little musty.
03:16Yep, real deep!
03:17Eric, what the hell are you doing?
03:21I'm the mascot.
03:23You're a bee.
03:25No, I'm not a bee.
03:26I'm a dead celebrity.
03:28Mascot.
03:29What dead celebrity are you?
03:31John Belushi?
03:32The costume shop was out of Falcon and Bronco outfits, weren't they?
03:36Yeah.
03:37All right, then.
03:38Okay, well, we're glad to have you anyway, huh?
03:41Look what I got, huh?
03:43Yeah, production value.
03:45All right, some of these acts we found, and some found us.
03:47Whoever you like the best today is going home with enough money
03:49to get one of those cool gold-plated jockstraps.
03:52What do the losers get today, Eric?
03:53Well, unfortunately, today, our losers have to spend five minutes with you backstage, George,
03:58like I had to yesterday.
03:59Roll the tape.
04:00Oh, whoa.
04:07Well, just don't disagree with me.
04:08That's all I'm saying.
04:09I know.
04:10I know.
04:10All right, then come on.
04:11Breathe into it.
04:12Breathe into it.
04:13Atta boy.
04:14Deep breath.
04:15Here's the two phone numbers, if you like what you see.
04:171-800-218-4804.
04:19If somebody sucks, 1-800-218-4804.
04:21That many.
04:22Our first act kicks off our Super Bowl spectacular with a spirited burst of what else?
04:27T and A.
04:27With large, firm pom-poms, please welcome the Xtreme Gong Cheerleader!
04:41Ready?
04:43Okay.
04:45E-X-T-R-E-M-E.
04:50Xtreme Gong is where you want to be.
04:53We're the gong-prong and we couldn't be prouder.
04:57If you can't hear us, we'll shout a little louder.
05:01We're here to cheer the Super Bowl.
05:05And then, Denver, watch out the roll.
05:09You like football because they play with balls.
05:12But wouldn't you rather see it all?
05:18Give me a G.
05:20Give me an O.
05:23O.
05:25Give me an N.
05:26A.
05:27Give me a G.
05:29G.
05:29What's that, Skrull?
05:31Go on!
05:37I think that was called ironic foreshadowing.
05:39How about a nice round of applause for the Xtreme Gong Cheerleader?
05:42All right.
05:50The band looks great.
05:51Very nice, Cannon.
05:52You're a sex fiend over there.
05:54All right.
05:54This next performance was made famous by Jimi Hendrix almost 30 years ago.
05:58Here recreating it, minus the choking on your vomit part, please welcome Andy Bennis and the National Anthem.
06:04Please rise, Jimi Hendrix, and the chime in.
06:07Please rise here on make you a round of applause.
06:09倒ion
07:09Oh, I'm sorry, Andy, but I think America thought she looked more like Horseshack from Welcome Back, Cotter.
07:15Can we have a nice round of applause for Andy Bennis, please?
07:17Hey, George.
07:25Yes, Eric.
07:26That act was un-bee-lievable.
07:29Ha-ha!
07:30I got a million of them.
07:32Don't make me take you out backstage again and do what I did last night.
07:35Breathe into the cup.
07:36Go on, breathe.
07:37Breathe.
07:37Hey, hey.
07:38He's the exact weight of a regulation NFL football.
07:42He can nap comfortably in a Gatorade jug.
07:44And he was once a mascot for a semi-pro football team named the Des Moines Dwarves.
07:49He's Minnie the Mailbox, and he's back again to read Viewer Mail.
07:52Hi, everybody!
08:09Hi, Minnie!
08:11Learn!
08:13Ryan Drew from Phillips Ranch, California, right?
08:16Dear Minnie, how have you and the cast been getting geared up for the big game?
08:22For George, Eric, and I actually had our own extreme bowl in the parking lot this morning.
08:27Roll the tape!
08:28All right, tie game, buddy.
08:32All right.
08:32You watch the master kick one now, huh?
08:34All right, for the game.
08:37Minnie, hold her steady, baby!
08:39Here we go!
08:46Good kick, man.
08:48You won.
08:48Good job.
08:49Well, you played a good game.
08:50Good game.
08:50No, you played a good game.
08:51Good game.
08:52Very good game.
08:52Very good.
08:53Good game.
08:53Good game.
08:55That's all I know for this week.
08:57Keep those letters coming, and keep them short!
09:02Bye, everybody!
09:04Bye, babe!
09:06Good game.
09:07Good game.
09:08Good game.
09:08We'll be right back after this.
09:10Go!
09:10Go!
09:10Go!
09:11Go!
09:11Go!
09:12Go!
09:17Coming up next, the Super Bowl Blues, a super cross-dressing cheerleader, some super ref,
09:25and a couple of super faves of the day.
09:29Stick around.
09:30We've got more Beatlicious Comedy coming up.
09:39All right, kids.
09:41It's time for a pop quiz.
09:43And guess what?
09:45No cheating this time.
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10:00Me?
10:01I wouldn't eat anything green, fishy, spicy, rectangular, or red.
10:04Now my mom's gonna try rice-a-roni.
10:07Huh!
10:07Well, maybe just one bite.
10:10Kids like rice-a-roni, and that's something you'll really like.
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11:30Visiting this great old lighthouse always makes me think about guidance and direction in my own life.
11:36Jesus Christ taught that he is the light of the world.
11:39And we learn that he's not very far away from any of us if we're just willing to seek him.
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13:01Boy, those commercials were so belabored.
13:04Let's get back live to George Gray.
13:09Welcome back to our Dream Gone Super Bowl party!
13:15Getting ready for the mid-game.
13:16Look at it.
13:17Production value.
13:18We've got a Falcon.
13:19How about a round of applause for the Falcon?
13:22The Broncos!
13:23I'm personally, Eric, I'm betting on the Broncos.
13:28Not that they'll win or anything as a team,
13:30but that this one's going to go on the stage for the end of the show.
13:33I'm just waiting.
13:34It's a ticking time bomb.
13:36All right, here's the two phone numbers.
13:37If it's number one, be careful, because it splatters.
13:40Yes.
13:41For great sake!
13:43Here's the two phone numbers.
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13:49All right, here we go.
13:50Not since Kurt Gowdy stripped naked on the downhill slalom,
13:52as such a sports fan made a dumbass out of himself.
13:56Warbling a tune he composed while downing a brat and funneling a beer,
13:59here's Carmen Bucci with the Super Bowl Blues!
14:03No one predicted the Falcons would win.
14:15Gotta beat the Broncos.
14:19Those chances are slim.
14:21Denver's got John Elway.
14:24Got an arm of gold.
14:27Atlanta's got Chris Chandler.
14:29Man, that duty's over.
14:33Atlanta and Denver.
14:37For playing in Miami.
14:44Want to be the winner of
14:47Super Bowl XXXIII.
14:56Atlanta and Denver.
14:58Playing in Miami.
15:00Playing in the heat.
15:03My bookie says that
15:04Denver's the team to beat.
15:08I'm pulling for Atlanta.
15:11I sure hope they don't lose.
15:14Cause if they do, I gotta.
15:17I got the Super Bowl Blues, baby.
15:20Atlanta and Denver.
15:24Playing in Miami.
15:26I'm sorry, Carmen.
15:36Here's a parting gift.
15:37Breathe into that.
15:37Alright, now we're in a nice round of applause for Carmen, please.
15:43What do you do?
15:43Alright, you saw him popping during the halftime show of Super Bowl IX.
15:51You witnessed his worm that stole the show at Super Bowl XXIV.
15:54Well, he's here on Extreme Gone with a special dance celebrating Super Bowl XXXIII.
15:59Please welcome Vincent Foster!
16:00Woo!
17:24Isn't that the guy the White House had whacked?
17:26Oh, well.
17:27Uh, all right, you know what?
17:28This is my very favorite time of the day, Gannon.
17:31I don't know what it is for you, but I'd like to bring out my very favorite athletic supporter,
17:35the Babe of the Day.
17:35Yeah!
17:36Hey, George, want to play in my Super Bowl?
17:58Oh, I'd love to.
18:00What position do you play?
18:02Tight end.
18:03Oh, you know what, though?
18:23If we're going to play football, we're going to need a bigger team, don't you think?
18:27No problem.
18:28Hit it, boys.
18:43Hey, George, can I play, too?
18:45Oh, I'd love you to.
18:47What position would you like to play?
18:49Wide receiver.
18:49If you're in the LA area and would like to be on Extreme Gong, give us a call at 213-243-9439.
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19:27Robin and I are going to Cooperstown together, and nobody's going to care that I got 98% of the vote, and you only got 77%.
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22:18We are back live with a very special edition of Extreme Golf.
22:26Welcome back to our big Bronco and Falcon Super Bowl show.
22:30Woo-hoo!
22:34I am an athletic supporter.
22:36All right.
22:36This next performer calls herself Fava.
22:39I don't know what you think, but watching a white man like me say Fava is just comedy
22:43in itself.
22:44So please, here with an oath to the pigskin, please welcome Fava.
22:52Now, get your hands up.
22:58Hands up.
22:59Get your hands up.
23:01Get them up.
23:01Broncos.
23:02Get them up.
23:02Falcons.
23:03Get them up.
23:04Over there.
23:04Get them up.
23:05Superbowl.
23:06Get them up.
23:06Dens up.
23:07Get them up.
23:07Atlanta.
23:08Get them up.
23:09Superbowl.
23:11Stepped into the party and the party wasn't jumping.
23:14A lot of people there, but ain't nobody dumping.
23:16I can put this party on and it ain't no thing, Denver.
23:19Get them up and let them swing.
23:21Ha.
23:21Dipper, can you bring it tight?
23:23J.L.
23:24Way quarterback.
23:25Where you at?
23:25Make it right.
23:26I got to get this thing going.
23:28Ha.
23:29I don't know a thing about the game, but I like the men, especially the ones with them
23:33tight ends.
23:35Referee, put that man on me.
23:37Offense, defense, small technicalities.
23:38Bring the walls down and charge like no other for the roof of this mother sucker.
23:4332, this is four.
23:44Hut, hut, blow them out.
23:46What, what, Superbowl fans?
23:47Are you with me?
23:49Ha.
23:49What?
23:50Ah.
23:51Get them up.
23:52Bronco.
23:53Get them up.
23:54Falcons.
23:54Get them up.
23:55Over there.
23:56Get them up.
23:56Superbowl.
23:57Get them up.
23:58Denver.
23:58Get them up.
23:59Atlanta.
24:00Get them up.
24:00Over there.
24:01Get them up.
24:01Superbowl.
24:02Get them up.
24:03Bronco.
24:03Get them up.
24:04Falcons.
24:05Get them up.
24:05Over there.
24:06Get them up.
24:06Superbowl.
24:07Get them up.
24:08Denver.
24:08Get them up.
24:09Atlanta.
24:09Get them up.
24:10Get them up.
24:10Over there.
24:11Come on, y'all.
24:12Where my Superbowl people at?
24:14Where they at?
24:15Where my Superbowl people at?
24:16Where they at?
24:17Where my Superbowl people at?
24:19Where they at?
24:20Where my Superbowl people at?
24:22Where they at?
24:23Where my Superbowl?
24:24Superbowl?
24:25Superbowl?
24:26Superbowl?
24:26My Superbowl people.
24:28Where my Superbowl people at?
24:29Make some noise, y'all.
24:31I'm forever.
24:32Superbowl!
24:33I'm just kicking it to the curb, G.
24:51You know you want me.
24:52This next comedian was notorious around the club circuit for wanting more laughs.
24:56Now he's taken to wearing women's clothing, and boy, are they laughing at him.
24:59Please welcome Erica Schwartz.
25:03They're about as real as mine, huh? Aren't they?
25:09I saw these two backstage, they were like praying to God that they had a good set.
25:12They were like, God, please, this is the most important day of my life.
25:17Please let me do a perfect set, perfect toss awesomes and kick hard cradles.
25:23Ready? Okay.
25:26Mustangs, don't take no uh.
25:28Jive, mustangs, you say we are alive.
25:33Ready? Okay.
25:42Got spirit.
25:43Yeah, yeah, we got spirit.
25:44Yeah, yeah, we got what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, we got spirit!
26:00Oh, oh, I think you got more than spirit there, all right.
26:05We'll be right back after this, hey boys!
26:14We'll be right back after this, hey boys!
26:44Go! One, two, three!
26:48Mornings, well that's my time to be dad.
26:52By the time I get home at night, my kids are asleep.
26:55And breakfast, hey, I can, I can do that on my way out the door.
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29:00All right, it's time to declare today's winner.
29:04Thanks for watching our Super Bowl game show.
29:06Hope you enjoyed the game.
29:07Let's welcome to the best for the best.
29:09Vincent Foster and a Super Bowl break.
29:11Yeah!
29:15Here's a check.
29:16Here, hold that baby today.
29:17Excellent.
29:18Check for $317.69.
29:20Don't miss Monday's show.
29:21We got it for everyone.
29:22A human pincushion, some comedy magic, insane jugglers, some great music.
29:26The baby today.
29:27Thank you, Donna, for a wonderful set.
29:28And everybody else on the show, we love you.
29:30We'll see you Monday!
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30:04We love you!
30:04This program is brought to you in part by Miller Lite, the great taste of a true Pilsner beer.
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