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00:00Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind
00:06a school. You're nothing
00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:16My parents are still alive
00:22Stop Paxton, stop or I'll tell
00:27Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:58That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov
01:06Sources to say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American
01:13title
01:18Hey Jack, sun's up. The toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win anything you'd like to say to-
01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance
01:32Good fucking luck
01:38Some day soon golden boy. This poor orphan is gonna take you down
01:55Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present
02:01Really? Yeah, come on
02:03You remember my birthday?
02:04Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
02:08Open up boys
02:16There you go kid, happy birthday
02:18Eat up
02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that fish?
02:22No, you won't
02:23No, you won't
02:24I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy
02:26You willing to lose your freaking job?
02:28Hmm?
02:29Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
02:34Nah, you ain't worth my time kid
02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
02:39Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
02:45What the hell, Vic?
02:48What the hell, Vic?
02:50Hey, you know, we were just having some fun, isn't that right?
02:54Oh wow, I mean, are you ready for a date or what?
02:56Come on, big
02:57Not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now
03:01It's not life, he's the help
03:02I swear to god
03:04Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
03:08So everyone here can see your teeny weenie
03:12That's funny, that's funny
03:15Excuse me
03:23I'm sorry
03:29What a jerk
03:30Did he hurt you?
03:31What the hell, Angie?
03:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
03:35I can fight my own freaking battles
03:37After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot
03:40Angie
03:45Get your shit together Jack
03:46You don't have any real friends
03:49They think you're all weak
03:50Are you gonna hinge?
03:51Fighting Phenom, Paxton Whitlock
03:53On tonight's win
03:54Clutching
03:58I'm gonna show them all
03:59I can beat Paxton Whitlock
04:01Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
04:06You really shouldn't do that in the dark
04:10And... told you
04:15Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win
04:18Paxton Whitlock?
04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
04:25Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo
04:27He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament
04:30Good to meet you though
04:35You... you need a new mop?
04:38You don't know who I am?
04:40Am I supposed to? You're a janitor
04:42I can't believe it
04:44I mean he bullied me for years
04:45He forgot me
04:46Good...
04:48Luck
04:48Damn, I should interview more often
04:50Camera
04:51He makes my job
04:52He hasn't changed at all
04:54He's still obsessed with himself
04:56Oh my god
04:59Paxton?
04:59Angie?
05:00How you doing?
05:02How come he remembers Angie?
05:03How have you been?
05:04I haven't seen you since college
05:05Broke some records, broke some hearts
05:07You know how it is
05:08God, you look amazing
05:10Thank you
05:11By the way, have you seen your dad?
05:16Hi gym bunnies and gym rats, listen up
05:19Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments
05:23Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America
05:27As a welcome, we're gonna have ourselves a little competition
05:31Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring
05:34I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fighting tournament
05:42This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all
05:44Let's get it on!
05:46Come on!
06:05You're next
06:06He's challenging me?
06:08Does he remember who I am?
06:09Looks like you're up, Todd
06:12Paxton!
06:13Hey!
06:14Don't act like you don't know me
06:16I challenge you to a single elimination death match
06:18Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship
06:20The loser leaves his gym for good
06:24What? What's so funny?
06:30You're a twig, man
06:31I'd destroy you
06:32Why don't you make yourself useful?
06:34And go wash my gym shorts
06:35See? I left them in the locker room on the floor
06:38Cause I know it's real ID
06:43Alright, alright, come on!
06:45Jack, cut it out!
06:46Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter
06:49And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune
06:51You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!
06:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
06:56Did you say Jack?
06:58So you finally remembered who I am?
07:03Doesn't ring a bell
07:05You're dead!
07:08And how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
07:11Ha ha!
07:13Back off the roof!
07:14Nooo!
07:15We got it!
07:17We got it!
07:26You want me?
07:28Come and get me
07:36Careful there!
07:37You might tire yourself out
07:38Shut up!
07:44I thought you hit harder than that
07:45Oh, you asked for it, you're in a cake
07:56Dick
08:02You're gonna regret turning me down, Ange!
08:04Dick Michelson
08:06Always gets what he wants
08:08Ha ha ha!
08:09What do you say, Ange?
08:12Are you gonna make an honest man?
08:16What are you doing?
08:18Go out there!
08:23I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser
08:27I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk
08:30Help! I mean attacks!
08:33Angie?
08:36My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie!
08:40What happened?
08:41Who did this to you?
08:42It was those fucking rat robes!
08:46What are you doing laying around?
08:48Go after them!
08:50What happened?
08:53It was Vic!
08:54He's a monster!
08:56Vic?
08:57My chief investor?
09:02Who the hell were those guys?
09:04Vic's men
09:04I knew he was creepy but
09:06I didn't know he was a criminal
09:08Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg
09:10There's just more jerk underneath
09:12Guess you'd know all about that
09:14Wanna go another round?
09:15I don't see why not
09:18Boys!
09:20Hey Jack
09:21From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor
09:25What?
09:26Are you firing me?
09:28Enzo, you can't fire me
09:30What?
09:31No, knucklehead!
09:32I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor
09:34Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
09:38Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters
09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, you can't do that
09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored
09:44I won that fight
09:45Just settle down over there
09:47There's nothing in the rules that says
09:48A gym can't sponsor two fighters
09:51I think Jack proved himself very capable
09:54Plus think about it
09:56The rags to riches story
09:58A once humble orphan janitor
10:00Now with a shot at the title
10:02He's gonna make us a lot of money
10:04What about me?
10:05You're both gonna make us a lot of money
10:07And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor
10:14Okay
10:15I'll do it
10:17So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day
10:21Try it, punk
10:22Hey, boys!
10:24I got a paper to ask
10:25I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic
10:28Would either of you be interested?
10:30It'd be an honor
10:30I won't let you down
10:32That's perfect!
10:34You're both hired
10:35Both of us?
10:38We are gonna be one big happy family
10:45She needs to learn the fundamentals
10:47You're teaching her nonsense
10:48What are you two doing?
10:50Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me
10:52She needs to learn the fundamentals
10:53Stop swinging your dicks around
10:56And talk
10:57Like function adults
11:02Okay
11:02Okay
11:02I studied for years
11:04At the world's top institutions
11:05With the best teachers money can buy
11:07You wanna learn to fight, right?
11:08So
11:09Let me teach you
11:10The right way
11:11Well reasoned
11:12Jack?
11:13She wants to learn self defense
11:15Not professional fighting
11:16You idiot
11:16Hey!
11:16Don't
11:19Okay
11:20It doesn't really make sense
11:22The style we're teaching her
11:23You know?
11:23It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring
11:25Jack's right
11:26Wow
11:28So go on
11:29Teach me
11:30You're my trainers, right?
11:31So give me a demonstration
11:42Alright
11:42I learned this when I lived on the streets
11:44And it's gonna come in handy
11:45When you face a larger opponent
11:47As a woman
11:47You know
11:48I'm sure
11:48They pin your hands down
11:50So
11:56I'll make it a whole thing now
12:04Alright Angie
12:04So when we're in this position
12:06What you're gonna wanna do is
12:07You're gonna wanna go
12:07What is going on here?
12:11What
12:11Is going on here?
12:13We were just
12:14You know what?
12:16I don't wanna know
12:18I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today
12:21Here's 500 bucks
12:22Paxton
12:23Take him across town
12:24To the tournament HQ
12:26Show him how to sign up
12:28Right away, sir
12:31You snooze you lose, my boy
12:33Hey!
12:35I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time
12:39Maybe we could meet up tonight
12:41At 7pm
12:43At the pre-tournament investors banquet
12:47Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training
12:51That's not why I'm asking you to come
12:56Is Angie really asking me out?
12:59Yo!
13:00Let's go!
13:03I'll be there
13:06Don't be late
13:08Look man
13:09I don't like you
13:10And you don't like me
13:11We've established that, okay?
13:13So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible
13:15Why?
13:16What's the hurry?
13:16You got a date or something?
13:19With Angie?
13:20Get out of town
13:21Sounds like you're jealous
13:23Jealous?
13:24Dude, been there, done now
13:26You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers
13:28He used to date Angie?
13:30And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way
13:33I will not
13:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
13:37That's the entrance for veteran fighters
13:39Alright, where do the rookies sign up?
13:43What?
13:44What?
13:45It's locked
13:48Eventually?
13:50My date with Angie's at 7, I'm gonna miss it
13:53And...
13:53Bump
14:05Well, well, well
14:07Hey Luigi
14:08Look at the fart blew it
14:10Hey man, I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
14:12You're registering for the tournament?
14:14You look like you couldn't bench press a fly
14:16You look like a little boy
14:17You making fun of me?
14:19Duh!
14:20You riding here on the short bus?
14:23We, uh...
14:24Improved his luck a little bit
14:28Oh!
14:29What the?
14:31That's it!
14:34Whoa!
14:36Looks like he actually can bench press a fly
14:38I don't need a tournament
14:39To frickin' rip those stupid mustaches off your fuckin' faces
14:42How you gonna register without any money?
14:44Yo, your back pocket
14:45Huh?
14:46Yeah
14:49Oh shit
14:55Wait!
14:57Wait!
14:58Hey!
15:06I need to find that kid faster
15:07I'm gonna miss my date with Angie
15:11Enzo
15:13Maybe I can just ask him for the money
15:14He'll understand, right?
15:16You're fired!
15:17And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
15:20Hey!
15:21That's a bad idea
15:23Angie!
15:24Maybe she'll have the money
15:26What kind of man asks a woman for help?
15:30I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you
15:34Yo!
15:36You looking for me?
15:39Ugh!
15:43Ugh!
15:45Ugh!
15:47Oh!
15:48Jesus, man!
15:49What the fuck?
15:50That's a strong reaction
15:51But looking for you
15:53What's wrong?
15:54I might have lost my money
15:56But you what?
15:58Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you
15:59It wasn't my fault, okay?
16:01I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking
16:02Wow, what an all over twist, right?
16:04Alright, I'll take pity on you
16:06How much you need
16:07I don't need your money, man
16:08I'm gonna find the kid
16:09I don't need a frickin' hand out from you
16:11Alright?
16:12Whatever you say, dawg
16:15Think Jack!
16:16Think!
16:17That kid
16:18Kinda reminds me of myself at his age
16:22There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble
16:33He really is just like me
16:35Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company
16:39They said we can find the kid at...
16:41Oh!
16:43Nice job
16:46Well, what are you waiting for?
16:47Let's beat that child
16:49Well, what are you waiting for?
16:51Let's beat that child
16:52Wait, we can't
16:53He's just a kid
16:53We can't beat him up
16:54He's a thief
16:57He's a woman
17:00Just like I was
17:02He's probably an orphan too, homeless
17:07He needs the money more than I do
17:09Wait, did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
17:18Let him keep it
17:19Let him keep it
17:20Honestly, yeah
17:20It reminds me of someone
17:23I've left that part of me way behind
17:26Has Paxton changed?
17:33Besides, man
17:35Beating up homeless kids was so
17:37Oh!
17:37Ten years ago for me
17:38Got better shit to do now
17:40Much better shit to do
17:41Than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits
17:43Right
17:44Welp!
17:45I'm about to dip
17:48By the way
17:49Don't you have that date?
17:53Shit!
17:54I still need to register
17:57No, no, no, no, wait
17:58Please
17:59I need to secure my spot in the tournament
18:01Here, I know it's not enough money
18:03Look, baby, save it
18:04We've already closed up shop for the season
18:06But I was here the whole time you were on break
18:08I was waiting outside
18:09You can't close now
18:10It's out of my hands
18:11I saw the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there
18:17Shit
18:18Not those guys again
18:20Hey!
18:21Wait up
18:24Look who it is
18:26Shake-covered stick man
18:29So what do you want?
18:30A challenge
18:31If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers
18:35What if you lose?
18:36Huh?
18:36What could you even offer?
18:38Why don't you come find me?
18:49Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind
18:52Give me that shit
18:52Get out of here
19:00Finally
19:01Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxton Whitlock
19:09Hello, Angie?
19:10Where are you, Jack?
19:12Vic is here and I need your help
19:17I'm coming
19:18Stay right there
19:19Stay right speaking
19:26Get out of here
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