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00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:24I crushed since childhood.
00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:48I'm sorry.
00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
01:32We love you so much.
01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:58You idiot.
01:59You need to die a virgin.
02:01No.
02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
02:06Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:14Dora.
02:15Can it wait?
02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
02:20Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
02:27I think we would make a great team.
02:30I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
02:37Oh my god!
02:58What did she just say?
03:00She's a virgin.
03:01L-M-A-O.
03:02How sweet.
03:07The bleeding little virgin.
03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:2350.
03:24Hey.
03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:27It's funny.
03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you.
03:31And then I heard your needy voice.
03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:39Wait.
03:40I totally can.
03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:46Cool.
03:51Don't have a mustache.
03:55I'll just, I'll leave you guys.
03:57Go.
03:58And this.
03:59It's interesting.
04:00Women have a choice for her.
04:01They can be appealing.
04:02Or they can be you.
04:03I like this cardigan.
04:04So would my great great great great grandmother.
04:05Leo's hot.
04:06You're not.
04:07Leo's rich.
04:08Poor.
04:09Leo's rich, poor.
04:10We're in your out.
04:11Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:15I like this cardigan.
04:19So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
04:25Leo's hot.
04:27You're not.
04:28Leo's rich, poor.
04:30We're in, you're out.
04:32Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:37Mindy.
04:39Know your place, nerd.
04:41In the library, put in your nose with the oven.
04:52You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
05:11What the hell?
05:14I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
05:17Up.
05:20Did your towel just fall?
05:23What?
05:24Want a sleeping pee?
05:25Oh, come on.
05:26It's not that bad.
05:27Did your towel just fall?
05:44Why?
05:45You want to sleep at Pete?
05:50Oh, come on.
05:51It's not that bad.
05:53I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
05:56So now the whole school is going to know that I'm a virgin.
05:59Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
06:03Come on.
06:04I know you're in there, virgin.
06:06I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
06:22Oh, Troy.
06:23No virgins here.
06:26But you already knew that, right?
06:30Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
06:43Oh, not so fast.
06:46You are the ignorer.
06:47I saved you.
06:49Now you won't.
06:51Big time.
06:56No way.
06:57Guys like you only want one thing.
07:00Such a nice.
07:01Help passing math.
07:05Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
07:10but it's got to be kept real secret.
07:11If you got a virus from the porn site, that's your own problem.
07:15No, no.
07:16Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make
07:19it look like I'm throwing games.
07:22Match fixing?
07:24That also sounds super dodgy.
07:26I'm not touching it.
07:28Wait.
07:28What if we did a deal?
07:31You help me, and I help you get Leo.
07:37And boom.
07:38Swing it for fifth base in no time.
07:42It's a sexual reference for you.
07:45Once that's sex with Leo.
07:49It's not just sex.
07:51I love Leo.
07:54I've been waiting for him.
07:56So do we have a deal?
07:58Okay, but I need to clear something up.
08:01The fifth base?
08:02I thought it was fourth.
08:05You got some work to do.
08:08You think I'm a joke?
08:10It's called teasing door.
08:13Do you want Leo or...
08:14Okay, so...
08:17You teach me how to flirt, and, you know, do things?
08:26You want me to teach you how to kiss, don't you?
08:31I just want to know what Leo will expect.
08:43I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
08:46All right.
08:52Maybe we should tackle it in order.
08:54List it for me.
08:56Flirting fashion technique.
08:58Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
09:01All right.
09:02Flirting skills first, and then boom.
09:05Hit the base.
09:06Sounds good.
09:06Just don't forget about fashion.
09:09And we need a deadline.
09:10How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
09:13You can make a big move there.
09:15It's only two weeks away.
09:17Calm down.
09:18You're not that hopeless.
09:19We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
09:23Okay.
09:23Sounds good.
09:26My whole life is going to change.
09:28Go team.
09:31Oh, turkey.
09:32Got you.
09:33Dora, just the person I wanted to see.
09:44Oh, shit.
09:45I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
09:50You did?
09:51Yeah.
09:53I was just feeling really insecure because
09:55I really like Leo.
10:00I shouldn't have reacted that way.
10:01Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
10:09You should totally come.
10:12All of us lost our B cards at the cake parties,
10:15didn't we, girls?
10:17Totally.
10:18Totally.
10:31What the hell, Dora?
10:39Do you even live here?
10:41It's so friggin' neat.
10:42I like things organized.
10:47What are you doing?
10:48Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
10:51You probably have a mass solution of the week on it.
10:53My underwear is none of your business.
11:01I mean, it kind of is.
11:05If you want my help landing Leo.
11:08Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
11:11Just what are you doing?
11:34You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
11:36I've never noticed how beautiful they are before.
11:48They're just eyes.
11:51I have two of them, like everyone else.
11:54Come on, Dora.
11:55I was flirting with you.
11:57This is why I need help.
12:03Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
12:05Just be open to signals.
12:08Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
12:11Can I ignore you?
12:15Why would you care?
12:16Because you have such beautiful eyes.
12:33You're flirting again?
12:36Yeah.
12:37You're supposed to say something flirty back.
12:40Something flirty back, dude.
12:46I know.
12:46I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
12:50What do you think?
12:51Why not?
12:54But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
12:56Don't expect miracles.
12:58We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
13:13All right.
13:16I thought that was a drink.
13:17Just try to be cool.
13:21Dude.
13:22What am I not cool?
13:28Oh my God, there's Leo.
13:30You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
13:34Yeah.
13:35Good luck.
13:39There she goes.
13:41There she goes.
13:42I thought you were staring at me from over there.
13:56Was I?
14:00I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
14:02You don't got to say it.
14:05Minnie's a bitch.
14:07And you're awesome.
14:08I am.
14:10I am.
14:21Hey.
14:22Hey.
14:23Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
14:25This is cool.
14:27Cool.
14:29Yep.
14:31I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
14:35You don't got to say it.
14:36It's cool.
14:38Okay.
14:38Yes, she does.
14:44Doesn't she, girls?
14:47Whatever it is.
14:50And I think it is her vagina.
14:53It's like a vagina.
14:55We dry her.
14:56We call it Adora.
14:58What the hell do you think you're doing?
15:08We're doing nothing.
15:11She needs you.
15:12Because you're nothing.
15:16Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
15:20She buys an Inventi size tube.
15:23How cute.
15:24But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
15:28Oh, it's the last one.
15:34Don't you dare laugh.
15:37It's about me all of a sudden.
15:46What are you seeing her?
15:49Dora the Borer?
15:52Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
15:58She's great.
16:01It's as simple as that, Mindy.
16:05Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
16:11Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
16:17I think it's kind of sweet.
16:25This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
16:28Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
16:35Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
16:57Wait here.
16:58I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
17:09Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
17:11I think we'd make a great team.
17:13I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
17:19Ow, that's a real kick in the lady nuts.
17:26Could you beat Penny or Dusty?
17:30I don't know.
17:31Can you, Nora?
17:34Ready?
17:35Okay.
17:36Take my virginity.
17:38Take my virginity.
17:39Take my virginity.
17:41Take my virginity.
18:01Please, stop.
18:07Please, let me go.
18:11Please, let me go.
18:41Hopefully, it doesn't see me like this.
18:46Please, please, let me go.
18:48Mom, honey, you want to go?
18:51Please, you can go.
18:55We just want to hear you say it.
18:58One more time.
18:59Say, take my virginity.
19:03Say it.
19:05Say it.
19:06Say it.
19:07Say it.
19:08Say it.
19:10Say it.
19:11Say it.
19:12Say it.
19:13That's enough!
19:18That's enough!
19:19That's enough!
19:19And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:32I don't care what anyone says.
19:35When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
19:39I'll get you a tissue.
19:40You're wrong.
19:42I'll finish it.
20:04I'll get you a tissue.
20:10Sorry.
20:14I'm usually a crier.
20:18You can't let me get to you.
20:20You need to fight back.
20:22Like with a shark.
20:24You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:30Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:34You remind me of my little sister.
20:36Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
20:42I mean she's eight.
20:44I really hope so.
20:46It reminds you of an eight year old?
20:54Stop crying.
20:58It's all gonna be okay.
21:00Yeah.
21:02It's easy for you to say.
21:04You have to go to the hockey team.
21:06Everyone loves you.
21:10And I'm just...
21:12Dora.
21:18I happen to think you're pretty great.
21:20And that should count for something.
21:22Since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:26I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
21:30I said it.
21:38Because I meant it.
21:40Because I meant it.
21:44Because I meant it.
21:50Because I meant it.
21:52The worst part is!
21:58I don't even know where his part is.
22:00I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
22:06You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you, no matter what you do.
22:10I just have to change the way that he sees me.
22:14I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
22:22Okay.
22:24We'll make it happen, if that's what you really want.
22:28Let's do another flirty lesson.
22:34Now?
22:36It's not like we have another party to get to.
22:46Great team.
22:50Let's pretend like we're on a date.
22:52Right?
22:54Show me some pointers.
22:58Okay, so...
23:00Flirting.
23:02You want to make...
23:04Lots of eye contact.
23:06And if you can...
23:08Touch them.
23:10To...
23:12Warm.
23:20The end.
23:28Mm-hmm.
23:30You said you liked me too.
23:32Sometimes I...
23:36Let's see how that would be like you.
23:40This is fake, but it feels real.
23:44And you should...
23:46Let me know his jokes.
23:48If he makes any.
23:49Which he probably won't.
23:50And then you should...
23:52Find something special about him.
23:54To compliment him.
23:56If you can think of anything.
23:58You're a really good teacher.
24:08Am I?
24:10You smell so good.
24:14What does that?
24:16It just means we want to get close.
24:18We're just trying to find a way.
24:30Oh God.
24:32This shit actually works.
24:34What?
24:36What?
24:41Congratulations.
24:42You just passed Flirting 101.
24:44You're better at this than you thought.
24:46I know.
24:47Wait, who knew I had it in me?
24:50Just curious.
24:52Why did you say that stuff about me?
24:54Well...
24:56You told me to find something special.
24:58About the person I was flirting with.
25:01And you went with, I smell nice?
25:03What's wrong with that?
25:07How do you want to smell?
25:09A pair of sweaty old socks?
25:12Hockey players are tough, okay?
25:13We don't smell nice.
25:16Hey.
25:19Relax.
25:20You are still a beast on the ice.
25:24I will let your secret get out.
25:29Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
25:30I like it.
25:34Thanks.
25:37Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
25:40Yeah.
25:41Like I asked?
25:42It's around here somewhere.
26:00Dora's helping Troy track the money?
26:01If she works out, I sent it.
26:02They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
26:03She's gonna fuck everything up.
26:04I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
26:05What's up with you and Dora?
26:06What's up with you and Dora?
26:07What's it to you?
26:08She's an old friend.
26:09Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
26:10Yeah?
26:11Sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
26:12What's up with you and Dora?
26:13What's it to you?
26:14She's an old friend.
26:15Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
26:16Yeah?
26:17Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
26:18Dora.
26:19Hardly.
26:20She's like our team mascot or whatever.
26:21Perfect.
26:25Then I guess you should move on here.
26:27Just a little bit.
26:28She's the only one who took off, but I can't believe it.
26:29I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
26:30What's up with you and Dora?
26:31What's up with you and Dora?
26:32What's it to you?
26:33She's an old friend.
26:34Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
26:35Yeah?
26:36Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
26:39Dora.
26:40Hardly.
26:41She's like our team mascot.
26:43Perfect.
26:44Then I guess you should move on here.
26:47Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating me.
27:00I wonder if Troy will like this.
27:04I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
27:07Going somewhere, geek girl?
27:21I've got a date with Troy.
27:31Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:35Where are you going? The library?
27:42Look, I obviously did something to offend you.
27:44Everything about you offends me, geek.
27:47The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
27:55I mean, do you have any self-respect?
28:00Can I go?
28:02Well, not until I help you out a little.
28:04I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
28:09And these have a definite gotta go.
28:17And this horn again?
28:19So gross.
28:21Stop!
28:22You gotta fight back. Like with a shark. You gotta punch her in the nose.
28:40Punch her in the nose.
28:41Punch her then.
28:43I have one toxin.
28:44And it's too much 말을, but you're like, you're like me.
28:45Oh, I love you.
28:47I'm so sorry. I'm late.
28:50Sorry, I'm late.
29:05Yeah, you should be.
29:06It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
29:11I know.
29:12Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
29:20It's the butt.
29:26But, like, one tear, two tears.
29:38I'll just stick to fourth base then.
29:40There's a crazy little bitch.
29:50That's her.
29:51Oh, Chris.
29:51You're under arrest for aggravating assault.
29:57Whoa, whoa.
30:03Hang on a second.
30:04Can we just talk about this?
30:06This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
30:09No, she's the one who assaulted me.
30:11They opened my shirt and took pictures.
30:17I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
30:19Yeah.
30:19I don't miss a game.
30:20You guys are crushing it this year.
30:21Let's go.
30:22Thanks.
30:22Yeah, but you see Dora here.
30:24She's the team's assistant.
30:25She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
30:28Yeah?
30:29No.
30:30This is bullshit.
30:31This is not happening.
30:33Oh, really?
30:35Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
30:43That's what I thought.
30:45Sorry for this misunderstanding.
30:46Nice to meet you.
30:52Nice to meet you, too.
30:54See you in the next game?
30:55You will.
30:55Go team.
31:03Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me.
31:07Got it?
31:20I can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
31:23No, I've never seen him before in my life.
31:26That was bullshit?
31:27It worked, didn't it?
31:30Unbelievable.
31:31You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
31:35I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
31:37I don't know what happened, okay?
31:39Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
31:45Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
31:47I wish I would have been there, slugger.
31:47You're calling the cops.
32:11well you can stay with me tonight
32:13I'll change my sheets
32:23and you can sleep in my bed tonight
32:25I'll take the floor
32:28I had no idea Troy was such a good person
32:38he feels so good
32:39oh no, am I hot for Troy?
32:50do you have something I could change into?
32:52yeah, of course
32:58thanks
33:09I'm so sorry I did not realize
33:16relax, Doyle
33:18you've seen worse in the locker rooms after a free game game
33:22yeah, but that's different
33:24you can look now
33:26you're still shirtless
33:28I'm still shirtless
33:29that's how I sleep
33:31but if you think you won't be able to control yourself
33:34dream on
33:35come on
33:43come here
33:44come here
33:45goodnight
33:46goodnight
33:47goodnight
33:48goodnight
33:49goodnight
33:50goodnight
33:51goodnight
33:52goodnight
33:53goodnight
33:54goodnight
33:55goodnight
33:56goodnight
34:01goodnight
34:02we can share the bed if you want
34:06I can't share the bed if you want.
34:25I trust you.
34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't.
34:28But you're like I do.
34:30You're a joke.
34:32You're gonna ruin my reputation
34:34if you go around saying stuff like that.
34:38Are you sure?
34:41We can put a pillow in between us.
34:45We might need a thicker joint.
35:04What happened to the pillow?
35:20Someone threw it on the floor.
35:22It wasn't me.
35:24Why would I do that?
35:26I don't know.
35:30Maybe because you want me to do this?
35:44And this?
35:46All my days just trying to find the way.
35:52Whoop!
35:53Whoop!
35:55Whoa!
35:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:57You know, Leo's the one I want.
36:01You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
36:04I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
36:07Right.
36:08Yeah.
36:09Yeah. Sorry for freaking out. I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
36:21Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
36:24Yeah. Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
36:31Okay. I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna...
36:39Hey, what's up?
36:44What's up, dude?
36:47So, here's Dora punched Mindy. It's unhinged, man.
36:52Trust me, dude. Mindy deserved it.
36:57You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
37:01Why are you so down on Dora? Isn't she your friend?
37:05Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up,
37:09and you need to be more focused.
37:12I'm focused. Okay, don't worry about me.
37:15Doesn't look it.
37:16When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
37:19you're running around with Dora all the time.
37:26Leo!
37:27Hey!
37:28I gotta wash this. Get it back to you.
37:32Many trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
37:40Wow!
37:42Are you that desperate to get laid?
37:44Are you that desperate to get laid?
37:57Stop it! Stop!
37:58Okay.
37:59Okay.
38:00Troy is just a friend.
38:04It's nice to know what you really think of me.
38:06I was just looking out for you.
38:08Troy's the biggest player on campus.
38:10You're a virgin.
38:12I just didn't want you to get hurt.
38:15Thanks, man.
38:20There's nothing happening between us.
38:22Don't say that more, do you?
38:25Thanks, buddy.
38:27Great chat.
38:29Go, team.
38:38Excuse me.
38:43The boss wants an update.
38:45Hey, Big Mike.
38:51How's it hanging?
38:54Right.
38:55Nothing.
38:57So, everything's set to where we lose the big match,
39:00except Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
39:07Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
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