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00:01Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:05Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:11Will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:14Not always.
00:15But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:20Soon?
00:21How soon?
00:23Ideally within three months.
00:27Oh my god.
00:31Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:33Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:37Mom.
00:39I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:43After I'm gone.
00:45Yeah.
00:46I promise.
00:49I love you so much.
00:51I love you, sweetie.
00:54I have always wanted kids.
00:57Maybe it's time.
01:18I'm so sorry.
01:19I'm so sorry.
01:21I think that's fine.
01:24Hey, I'm sorry.
01:31I'm so sorry.
01:32I did not know you didn't see it coming.
01:33Handsome guy.
01:35Unexpected kiss.
01:41Are you okay?
01:52Well, well. If it isn't my perfect innocent ex, what's the occasion? Are you pregnant, too?
02:01I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder. We broke up, what, three months ago? And Candy is six months
02:08along an impressive timeline. Oh, please! You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid?
02:16Or are you here to raid the sperm bank and DIY a family?
02:23Hey, get that back!
02:24You wanna...
02:25Dad.
02:26If you're not married by 30, then the trust and the company is still to your brother. It's final.
02:31Look, Mom, seriously, I...
02:38Oh, low AMH, diminished ovarian reserve, recommended to start trying within three months.
02:44Oh, poor her, poor thing.
02:47Wow, looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs.
02:50Fuck, fuck!
02:51This is truly a plot twist.
03:03I'm really worried about you, Claire. I mean, a girl with your history?
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Do you think you're gonna be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up?
03:10You're basically a clearance rack. Expired, free, and still no takers.
03:16No takers.
03:19You can rest assured, I already have a boyfriend.
03:23Yeah. MIT, 6'2, IQ off the charts, trust fund air, practically built for greatness.
03:31Way better than loser rider.
03:36Boyfriend.
03:37Ugh, ew.
03:39Sure, Claire. Uh, let me guess. He lives in the Canadian wilderness? Or some bullshit like that?
03:46And the best thing of all, he has the one thing you can't buy.
03:50Oh.
03:52Kindness.
03:54Funny. You're funny. How about we make a bet? If you're not pregnant within, say, three months,
04:01you have to admit the truth. If you were just a dried up old woman, you have to admit it
04:06out loud
04:08and to the public.
04:09Oh, baby, you're bad.
04:12No violin for you?
04:15And if I win, you straight through the office naked, screaming that you are nothing but a little
04:21slimy suck-up bitch boy.
04:26Deal. Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
04:30Nobody wants you.
04:33Oh my god. What the fuck did I just do?
04:38Even the sperm banks are booked six months out, and I only have three.
04:43Where the hell am I going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
04:47Oh god, someone help me.
04:49Now that's interesting.
04:53You know, I think I could help with that.
05:05Ethan Reed, MIT PhD, IQ 200. That's my medical report. No genetic disorders,
05:11clean family history. I take every bucks on your donor wish list.
05:19Okay, what's the catch?
05:22You marry me contractually three months, just long enough to shut my family up and lock in my
05:27inheritance. And in return, you get my sperm. And we get you pregnant just in time to win your little
05:34bet.
05:35That's really all you want? A paper marriage?
05:39Look, Claire, I'm not looking for love. I'm looking for efficiency.
05:47Honestly, this might be the fastest route to motherhood.
05:51All right. Deal.
06:04Boss.
06:06Prenuptial agreement.
06:13Thanks.
06:15Okay. Three rounds of artificial insemination. Temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances.
06:22Contract terminates after three months.
06:26I'd like to add one more term.
06:28Oh?
06:29Financial independence. I don't want anyone thinking I'm some gold digger.
06:35Fair enough. If that's what you want, I'm in.
06:39Great.
06:40Great.
06:45Thank you. Lovely.
06:46Excuse me, Mr. Reed. Are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen?
06:54Sure.
06:56Good luck.
07:02Mrs. Reed.
07:04Would you like to go in with him? Show him a little support.
07:07Oh, no, I'm actually, oh, no, no, excuse me, I, I, oh, oh, no, um, excuse me, I, uh,
07:20Okay.
07:22Need any, uh,
07:25help with that?
07:27Oh.
07:28And, um, how, pray tell, do you plan on helping me?
07:33No, I, um.
07:34That's what I'm not, um.
07:36Um.
07:47Nah, I did not mean that I was gonna...
07:52Oh my god.
07:53Shut up, shut up, shut up.
07:55Please, how do I turn this off?
07:57Um...
07:57Claire?
07:57Shut up!
07:58How do I make this stop?
08:00Claire?
08:01This is so crazy.
08:09Um...
08:10Like that.
08:13Um, you should probably get started.
08:17I probably should.
08:18Yeah.
08:18I'm gonna...
08:19I'm gonna wait outside.
08:20Be my guest.
08:21Okay.
08:22Bye.
08:28Adorable.
08:38Enjoying yourself?
08:40Doctor.
08:40Thank you, Mr. Reed.
08:41Of course.
08:42We'll begin shortly.
08:43You can wait outside.
08:44Okay.
08:46If you need anything, just...
08:48yell for me.
08:55Yeah.
08:59Boss.
09:00You married someone out of the blue?
09:02Feels a little impulsive.
09:04Even for you.
09:06No.
09:07It's not impulsive.
09:08Actually, she's...
09:10I don't know.
09:11She's...
09:11Interesting.
09:15Anyways, what'd you find?
09:17Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at Nova.
09:21Her ex cheated on her with his boss, Candy Ashford.
09:25Miss Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
09:29Just last week, she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal.
09:32She said it wasn't...
09:33feminine enough.
09:35Bye, Nova.
09:37Make Claire the new design director.
09:40Wait, seriously?
09:42Yeah.
09:43Look, our marriage may have...
09:45a deadline.
09:46But she's still my wife.
09:48Anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me.
09:51Understood, sir.
09:53Now, go get the car ready.
09:55We have to go meet Mom.
09:57Copy.
10:04Hello?
10:05Mr. Reed, the procedure went smoothly.
10:08We'll know in four weeks if it was successful.
10:10Oh, wonderful.
10:18Thank you so much, Mr. Reed.
10:20I might actually get to be a mom now.
10:23Of course.
10:24But, um...
10:26You know, we are married now.
10:29And you are my wife.
10:31Call me Ethan.
10:33Fake wife.
10:35Remember?
10:38Right.
10:38Okay.
10:40So, Ethan.
10:42You've done your part.
10:44When do I get to do mine?
10:45Right now.
10:47We're about to go meet my mother.
10:50Okay.
10:55Mother.
10:57This is...
10:58my wife.
10:59Claire.
11:00Claire, my mother.
11:02Nora.
11:03Nora, it's so lovely to meet you.
11:05Hi.
11:13Byron.
11:13Oh, sweetie.
11:14I've been looking forward to this for so long.
11:17And you rascal.
11:19So this is why you keep dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
11:24Uh, yeah.
11:25I'll explain that eventually.
11:28Of course.
11:29Wouldn't want everyone your wedding night.
11:32Come, Byron.
11:33They have a mission.
11:35Making me a grandchild.
11:38Don't have too much fun.
11:41Okay.
11:47That's my mother.
11:49Yeah.
11:54Uh, sorry for driving me here without having a chance to pack.
12:05This should do for now, right?
12:08Thanks.
12:09Of course.
12:13I'll go and make something to eat.
12:17Make yourself at home.
12:25Oh my god.
12:26Even his cologne is perfect.
12:29I mean, my knees are actually weak.
12:31Too bad it's just temporary.
12:34Three months and that is it.
12:35God.
12:36Get a grip.
12:37What am I doing?
12:40Oh my god.
12:41What are you making?
12:41Uh, what are you making?
12:49What are you making?
12:55Um, I'm making some things.
13:00True.
13:05Oh my god.
13:07I just got promoted.
13:08Design director, I start tomorrow.
13:10Oh my god.
13:13Oh shit.
13:14I am so sorry.
13:15I did not do that.
13:15No, no, no.
13:16It's fine.
13:17No, really.
13:18Oh, Claire.
13:21Yeah?
13:23Claire, be careful, please.
13:24No, it's fine.
13:24There's just a huge thing that I do.
13:25No, Claire, you don't under-
13:27Oh.
13:28Oh.
13:29Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:36Careful.
13:37Claire, you are playing with fire.
13:40Mrs. Reed.
13:43Holy shit.
13:44Yep.
13:45Definitely hard.
13:47And definitely huge.
13:49Oh jeez.
13:50I'm-
13:50No.
13:51No, it's not really.
13:57Okay.
13:59That body should come with a warning label.
14:06Oh.
14:09Oh.
14:28You made this mess.
14:30You clean it up.
14:33Uh, where are you going?
14:35Oh, I'm just-
14:36I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
14:38You know, put out the-
14:40Fire you started.
14:49If I'm the new design director,
14:52candy, better start packing up her desk.
15:02I can't wait.
15:03I can't wait.
15:04I can't wait.
15:04What's going on here?
15:07Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
15:10Nova got bald out yesterday.
15:12Word is his rich, young, and single.
15:14I can't wait for you, y'all.
15:15I call dips.
15:16Oh, Claire.
15:18Don't forget your perfect jean baby bat with Ryder.
15:22Maybe.
15:23You could try your luck with the new CEO.
15:25Lots of old money there.
15:27With a face like that, land the CEO?
15:30Please.
15:31What are you gonna do?
15:32Sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself?
15:33Ha ha ha.
15:35Ha ha ha.
15:36Ha ha ha.
15:36Ha ha ha.
15:37I don't need to trap anyone, Ryder.
15:39Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
15:43Oh, please.
15:44You have been so heartbroken, you can't even manage a rebound.
15:48What, are you expecting immaculate conception?
15:50Ha ha ha.
15:51I don't need divine conception.
15:53And for all you know, I'm already pregnant.
15:56What's this?
15:57Ha ha ha.
15:57Please.
15:58Okay, keep my heart open.
15:59Okay, keep my heart open.
16:12Mr. Reed.
16:14Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
16:18Ethan?
16:19Uh.
16:21Welcome, sir.
16:24I'm Claire.
16:26Claire.
16:26From design.
16:36Claire.
16:43Design director.
16:45Effective.
16:46Immediately.
16:52Yes, sir.
16:55Okay, what?
16:57She is barely qualified, and I have been running this program for two years.
17:03If she is director, then who am I?
17:06Support staff.
17:08Come on, that is blatant favoritism.
17:13Byron, I've done some research on Nova before acquiring it.
17:17This sketch, created by Miss Miller herself, has had the highest performing markers a year
17:24straight.
17:24If anything, I'd say this promotion is long overdue.
17:39So, how do you know the new CEO?
17:42I...
17:43I don't...
17:44Don't lie.
17:45He comes and promotes you first thing, and you don't know him?
17:51Come on, babe.
17:53The new guy is obviously clueless.
17:55That's why I picked her.
17:56No real skill.
17:59It won't lie.
18:12Ethan.
18:15Claire.
18:18Why did you buy Nova and make me the director?
18:23Well, because you're my wife.
18:27And more importantly, you're talented.
18:31Look, Claire, I'm not going to waste that.
18:35But everyone's going to think I'm just here because of you.
18:40Maybe, but we're connected nonetheless.
18:44Claire, contract or not, you are the future mother of my child.
18:48And the future mother of my child will not be disrespected.
18:50So, I'll tell everyone today and clear the air.
18:54No.
18:55Wait, Ethan, you can't go public.
18:59Please.
19:01I don't want to be the woman who's known for using your sperm to climb the ladder.
19:07Seen by whom?
19:09Ryder? Candy?
19:10Anyone.
19:12You're the CEO, Ethan.
19:14I'm just someone under contract.
19:19And in three months, it's all over.
19:22Isn't it?
19:26All right.
19:27It's your choice.
19:29Okay.
19:40Yeah, Byron, what is with that woman?
19:42I mean, any sane person would kill to be Mrs. Reed, right?
19:45She acts like it's a life sentence.
19:49That must be what makes her so... interesting?
19:53Hmm.
19:56Maybe.
20:09Long meeting with the CEO.
20:11I guess that means we can add him to your perfect gene list.
20:15Mmm.
20:17Someone seems desperate.
20:19What?
20:20Are you nervous?
20:21Afraid you'll lose the back.
20:24Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:31Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:32Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:33Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:41Oh shit.
20:41Oh shit.
20:44Oh shit.
20:45What the hell?
20:55Oh shit.
20:57Oh shit.
21:00I'm A-Maybach.
21:01Oh shit.
21:04Well, does she have a sugar daddy now?
21:13Ever since I saw her getting that Maybach, nothing.
21:17No sign of it again.
21:18Was it all just for show?
21:20Hmm, stale.
21:22Mr. Reid says you've all been working hard.
21:24Lunch is on him.
21:25Design team, you've got their own special menu.
21:28No.
21:31Well, I thought you were doing wonderful.
21:33You bring that to you, Claire.
22:05Tastes fine to me.
22:08Unless you're pregnant or something.
22:11You got a secret boyfriend hiding somewhere?
22:26Please, um, I'm just not feeling great.
22:30Oh.
22:31I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
22:34Claire.
22:37Could she really be pregnant?
22:52What the hell?
22:53This is the ladies room.
22:54No way.
22:55Are you seriously pregnant?
22:56Back off.
22:57That is none of your business.
22:58This is if your concerns are bet.
23:00Now spill.
23:00Who's the Maybach guy?
23:02Your sperm donor?
23:05She said back off!
23:18What the fuck...?
23:22I'm hungry.
23:27Home adult.
23:27More.
23:28A meatball machine.
23:30Good.
23:31Give me a hug.
23:35You been murdered.
23:36Any time?
23:39She's not really pregnant, is she?
23:42Now, I don't see why that would be any concern of yours.
23:44Well, hey, I'm just looking out for her, boss.
23:46I mean, after all, she used to be my girlfriend.
23:52Guess her eggs really are busted, aren't they?
23:54Or maybe that perfect gene donor of yours, shooting blanks.
23:58I'll tell you what, I'll help you out for old time's sake.
24:02Spend one night with me and then boom, I'm sorry.
24:09You are disgusting!
24:11Oh, you bitch.
24:16Touch her, and I swear it will be the last thing you ever do.
24:22What the fuck?!
24:24Sorry, it's just a joke.
24:27You're awfully protective of your employee.
24:29Something I should know about?
24:32What happens between Claire and me?
24:34Is none of your goddamn business.
24:36So, leave your damn mouth shut if you want to keep your job.
24:41Okay?
24:54Claire?
24:57Claire?
24:59Claire?
24:59Claire?
25:02I'm sorry.
25:04Here.
25:10You've been under a lot of stress, which can reduce ovarian function.
25:13Probably why conception hasn't happened.
25:16You need rest, moderate exercise, and a better mood before the next artificial insemination.
25:21So, it's my fault.
25:23Hey, no, no, no.
25:25No, none of this is your fault.
25:29Alright?
25:30We still have time, and...
25:40We're in this together.
25:42Okay?
25:46Light movement helps.
25:48Walks, swimming, yoga.
25:51Anything to keep your brain slow and present.
25:56You know, I bet you're a pretty bomb at yoga for the shop.
26:02Great.
26:05Ladies, raise your hands slowly.
26:09Gentlemen, support your partners.
26:11Breathe together.
26:24Don't worry, I'm not going to try anything.
26:26Just relax.
26:30Now, gently lean back.
26:33Your back rest against your partner's chest, and feel their support.
26:37Feel the connection, their grounding presence.
26:41It's okay.
26:43Trust me.
26:50You know, you're kind of irresistible when you're zen.
27:15Now, take your partner in your arms, and slowly lean back together.
27:21Feel that stretch in your spine, and breathe through it.
27:29Yes.
27:39Ready?
27:40Yeah.
27:46Nice.
27:48Are you okay?
27:49Yeah.
27:54Oh my god, I am so sorry that that was an accident.
27:59Lucky me.
28:01He's just a contract partner.
28:04So why the hell is my heart doing backflips?
28:20Um, is that carrot your mortal enemy?
28:24Because you've turned it into confetti.
28:26Hm.
28:27You try perfectly slicing for prenatal nutrition.
28:29I'm a novice under pressure, okay?
28:32You're actually trying to ace a pregnancy diet?
28:36That's... oddly endearing.
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